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incorrectbatfam · 1 month

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Have you seen the tiktok going around that's a guy talking to his kids like "The more you sass me, the more I'm gonna flirt with your mother!" That but it's Bruce threatening to leave his comms on deliberately when he's around Selina if the baby bats don't start behaving themselves on patrol.

Bruce: The more you sass me, the more I'm gonna flirt with your parents.

Dick: Jokes on you, I'm an orphan.

Bruce: Alright then.

Bruce: *flirts with Commissioner Gordon*

Bruce: *flirts with Barry*

Bruce: *goes to space*

Bruce: *flirts with Luand'r*

Dick: STOP THOSE ARE MY IN-LAWS!

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Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: That's it. I've had it with your attitude.

Bruce: *goes out with Lady Shiva*

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Bruce: *walks in with a bouquet of flowers*

Luke: Uh... what's all this for?

Bruce: Remember the other week when you called my prototype strobe light batarang stupid?

Luke: ...Because it is?

Bruce: Well, guess what?

Bruce: *gives the flowers to Lucius*

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Jason: And what if I don't? What are you gonna do, let me die again?

Bruce: No.

Bruce: *opens Grindr*

Jason: You wouldn't.

Bruce: Oh yes I would.

Bruce: *slides into Ollie's DMs*

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Tim: It's a good thing I never introduced you to Bernard's family.

Bruce: I could always look them up in the phone book.

Tim: What year are you living in?

Bruce: I'm just kidding. I'll be back in an hour. Hold down the fort for me, m'kay buddy?

Tim: Yeah, sure.

[an hour later]

Bruce: *walks in holding hands with Lex Luthor and Max Mercury*

Tim: What the...?

Bruce: I still know your best friends' parents.

Lex: This is what you handcuffed me for?

Bruce: Shush, I'm making a point.

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Bruce: We go in on my signal.

Steph: This is my dad we're talking about. I'm not gonna sit around and risk him getting away.

Steph: *swings onto the scene*

Bruce: *follows her*

Steph: Stop right there, Cluemaster—BATMAN WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Bruce: *sweeps Arthur off his feet*

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Bruce: *lecturing Damian*

Damian: Tt.

Bruce: One second.

Bruce: *pulls out his phone*

Bruce: Hey Talia, I was wondering if you had dinner plans tonight?....Yes, Damian is misbehaving again.....7:30? Perfect!

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Duke: You've never met my friends' or girlfriend's parents and Jokerized people can't consent, so...

Bruce: *turns on the computer*

Bruce: *emails the immortal entity Gnomon*

Bruce: *gets a reply*

Bruce: Alfred, fetch my tux.

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The voice in Bruce's head: *says mean things*

Bruce: Oh yeah? Well how do you like THIS?

Bruce: *proposes to Selina*

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Holly: *flips him off*

Bruce: *proposes to Selina*

Selina: Again? That's the second time today.

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Julia: You're nothing a bloody angst-addled egotistical baby twat!

Bruce: *looks at her*

Bruce: *looks at Alfred*

Bruce: This isn't gonna work.

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dammarchy211 · 1 year

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Wtf more of this.

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fragunn · 4 months

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Part 2 of Scott Pilgrim if it was an lps series filmed by a middle schooler (featuring the exes and some extras)

#scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgrim #mathew patel #lucas lee #todd ingram #roxie richter #ken katayanagi #kyle katayanagi #katayanagi twins #gideon graves #gordon goose #stacey pilgrim #lisa miller #hollie hawkes

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captainpluto13 · 2 months

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We are all in lesbians with each other! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Stop making Scott Pilgrim lesbian!” My honest reaction:

Happy international women’s day btw😻

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costumeloverz71 · 2 years

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Fran Fine (Fran Drescher) White blouse & sky painted jeans.. The Nanny (1993-1999).. Costume by Shawn Holly Cookson & Terry Gordon.

#fran fine #fran drescher #the nanny #shawn holly cookson #terry gordon

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reddstardust · 1 year

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#polls #ratatouille #chocolate guy #gordon ramsay #b dylan hollis #🌠

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kyojurotrans · 5 months

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merry christmas everybody ^_^ love y'all 🎄❤️

#saw #saw franchise #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #chainshipping #saw 2004 #diana gordon #MERRY CHRISTMAS YAY #so holly jolly #have a holly jolly christmas #xoxo gossip girl #i loved drawing diana so much

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moo-savr · 1 year

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🚂 !!

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ao3statistics · 21 days

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This is self-made. Date: 25.04.2024.

Wow. Most depressing chart ever colourwise. I'm too lazy to rectify it though.

I assume no guarantee or liability for the completeness, correctness and accuracy of this chart despite my best efforts.

Includes fanfictions in all languages available on Ao3, NOT English only.

Includes all fandoms connected to the character "Bette Kane/Betty Kane" (both character tags were merged and made synonyms on Ao3). The aliases "Flamebird" and "Bat-Girl" were excluded in the results due to there being several characters with these aliases.

Percentages were rounded up or rounded down to natural numbers for easier comprehension.

Poly ships were included.

More charts will follow. :)

Want to have a chart for different pairings, headcanons etc. in your favourite fandom? Send me an ask!

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lys1th3a · 6 days

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an actual interaction I had with @scardestroyer

Me: Isn’t it weird that all the gay characters have alliterations in their names?

Her: Wdym?

Me: Wallace Wells, Roxie Richter, Stephen Stills…

Her: So does that rule apply to Gideon Graves, Lucas Lee, the Katayanagi twins, Neil Nordegraf, and Hollie Hawkes?

Me: OMFG

#scott pilgrim #gideon graves #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgram takes off #gordon goose #wallace wells #mutuals #young neil #neil nordegraf #stephen stills #kyle katayanagi #ken katayanagi #katayanagi twins #roxie richter #lucas lee #hollie hawkes

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bookaddict24-7 · 2 months

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NEW YOUNG ADULT RELEASES! (APRIL 2ND, 2024)

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HAVE I MISSED ANY NEW YOUNG ADULT RELEASES? HAVE YOU ADDED ANY OF THESE BOOKS TO YOUR TBR? LET ME KNOW!

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NEW STANDALONES/FIRST IN A SERIES:

Otherworldly by F.T. Lukens

Hearts Still Beating by Brooke Archer

The Reappearance of Rachel Price by Holly Jackson

The Misdirection of Fault Lines by Anna Gracia

The Black Girl Survives this One by Various

Your Blood, My Bones by Kelly Andrew

The Break-Up Lists by Adib Khorram

Trajectory by Cambria Gordon

Darker by Four by June C.L. Tan

Draw Down the Moon by P.C. Cast & Kristin Cast

Something Kindred by Ciera Burch

No Going Back by Patrick Flores-Scott

Fate be Changed by Farrah Rochon

Call Forth a Fox by Markelle Grabo

Every Time You Hear that Song by Jenna Voris

What if...Loki was Worthy? by Madeleine Roux

NEW SEQUELS:

Wrath of the Talon (Talon #2) by Sophie Kim

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Happy reading!

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billboard-hotties-tourney · 3 months

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Buddy Holly (1936-1959) The Crickets - lead vocals and guitar Songs: "That'll Be the Day," "Oh Boy!" Defeated Opponents: Frank Sinatra Propaganda: none

Gordon Lightfoot (1938-2023) solo Songs: "Carefree Highway," "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Defeated Opponents: Eddie Cochran Propaganda: none

#buddy holly #gordon lightfoot #billboard hotties tourney #round two

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hollypies · 5 days

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Hi your art is so pretty and this flower crown au is so cool??? I was wondering if the flowers that sprouted on him meant they they killed him or if they were the closest person to him when he died?

Ough hi ty!!! For the compliment I'm glad you like my art stuff :)

Also yeeesss the flowers. Are because one of his friends killed him and that was the point of injury.

So like. Benrey shot him in the eye (benrey knows that Gordon isn't human, they don't know that he doesn't know oops) so the flower blooms out of his eye.

Both Bubby and Benrey are responsible for his arm being gone, even if they didn't cut the arm off themselves, so both of their flowers bloom out of the wound.

Dr Coomers clones killed Gordon, and Tommy killed Gordon once bt accident.

I'd like to note that the flowers are literally apart of Gordon. They bleed if any petal or stem rips, and he can feel it too. It's literally from his body trying to piece itself together, but he isn't really in control of his own powers! Each of those flowers is like the. What he associates them with, and when one of his friends kills/leads to his death he REMEMBERS. Maybe not consciously, but enough for the flowers to bloom the way they do.

Me thinking about flowercrown Gordon and flower symbolism

#holly answers #flowercrown au #gordon hlvrai #anonpaws #hlvrai #hlvrai au #he can technically sprout the flowers other places too! like. on the ground. those flowers dont have blood in them though #lemme know if i need to tag this as body horro . i mean it kinda creepy??#idk lol

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fruitloopsforlife · 6 months

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She was certainly very pretty, with a vivid, irregular, bewitching type of prettiness. There was a gloss as of brown nuts on her satin-smooth hair and a soft, ripe glow on her round cheeks. Her eyes were big and brown and velvety, under oddly-pointed black brows, and her crooked mouth was rose-red.

Anne and Priscilla’s first impression of Phil Gordon, from Anne of the Island by L.M. Montgomery

#rose williams #phil gordon #phil gordon fan cast #anne of the island #phil of mount holly #l.m. montgomery

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costumeloverz71 · 1 year

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Fran Fine (Fran Drescher) White fur lined embroidered coat.. The Nanny (1993-1999).. Costume by Shawn Holly Cookson & Terry Gordon..

#fran fine #fran drescher #the nanny #shawn holly cookson #terry gordon

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wholockedandwolfedout · 1 year

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Okay, new idea for a cooking show. You (being anyone in the general public) send in a video of yourself cooking a regular dinner recipe, doesn’t have to be fancy or elaborate, just something you and your household would eat for dinner. You also send in a copy of the recipe. The video is then watched by a panel of three judges including Gordon Ramsay, B Dylan Hollis, and a celebrity host. They keep a running commentary of the video, explaining what you’re doing, judging it, judging themselves when what you do works despite their negativity, etc. When the video is finished there is a musical interlude courtesy of Dylan and his accordion. Afterwards, Gordon and Dylan both try to duplicate the recipe; Gordon trying to follow along with the video, whilst Dylan follows the provided recipe in his own fantastic Dylan fashion. Chaos ensues and in the end the three judges decide who did the recipe best.

I dunno about you but what I cook vs what the recipe says is usually vastly different and I think the juxtaposition would be wonderful.

#cooking #cooking show #gordon ramsay #b dylan hollis #chaos #accordian #recipies #home recipe #food #good food

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