Jack kelly : Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Racetrack : No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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mootie of a mootis so can we be mooties?
YESS OF COURSE hi how are you :))
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1, 11, 16 ;)
1. so my first time was very vanilla. but i liked how he rubbed his cock against my wet pussy until i started begging for him to put it in. <3 other than that... when i first started getting needy i would always grind my pussy on that one huge teddy bear i had until it made me cum haha. poor teddy. :(
11. hmmm one that is well taken care of. clean and healthy. and one that gets hard fast and for long so I can get fucked senseless (and if it can fill me up with cum again and again and again...) <3
16. really just grab me and put me in some weird positions that make me feel helpless and vulnerable.
XOXO
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Rank your top 5 favorite colors by the way their names sound when spoken backwards 😁
Green
Pink
Blue
Violet
Indigo
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Bitch ima read that MF shit! Give it to me! I’ll have my sad bitch hours playlist blasting and everything.
Bitch you're getting it! I swear to god get that playlist ready!!! cuz VECNA IS COMING!!!!
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Hades offering them something to eat literally killed me. Hades is like "the smart one's gone" and immediately tried to keep them there forever.
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A genius scientist who became a vampire after an accident & A monster friend who keeps being altered her body by the scientist to avoid death (they used to be normal human best friends)
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