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#for the day crowd #and my vanity

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Nothings sacred to me // I lost it in the backseat

#WOW #I’m #having impure thoughts

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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that's crazy.

how did they serve you?

One provided a dick to ride and the other alternated between sucking me off and filming 🥰

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capybara

#me #a 6’3 twink

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exceptionally intelligent women are on tumblr oversharing about their problems and mistakes

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Ever had a threesome with a couple, where both of them "serve" you?

Yes I have, and then some time later I found out they were actually the owners of Club Q in Colorado Springs when I saw them testifying in front of Congress on c-span

#crazy

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Tipsy on wine, send asks 🥰

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Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?

#The horrors #hope this helps

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Need.

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she's literally me

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