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#Funny I guess?
a-chicken-with-adhd · 13 days
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On discord with my friend.
"I just realized I'm not wearing a bra, it's a bralette (takes of shirt dramatically)" -me
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vorheim · 2 years
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||So I might do funny chats between the characters or serious chats sometimes|| *Somewhere in the present time* Vorheim: "Those guys are still following me... aren't they?" *The vampires in the back looking away* The Vampires: "Uh... no...?" Vorheim: *Sigh*
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dishsaop · 6 months
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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cyberiapinksosa333 · 8 months
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“wtf is wrong with you”
you mean like today or like in general?
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galaxymagitech · 2 months
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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
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egguv · 2 months
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no reflection needed.
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allo-the-goat · 8 months
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More doodles
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grovylelover · 3 months
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people who know
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this was funnier in my head
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rust-berrie · 5 months
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the concept of the farmer being a literal anomaly to the townspeople bc of their in-game features and add-ons will always b so funny to me. so heres a little silly doodle i made.
(edit: ermm... numba two)
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winonaparadise · 2 months
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this is apparently two years old now so I figured I'd finally post it here myself lol
follow me
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shuihuzhuan · 10 months
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let's take ibuprofen together
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camembri · 3 months
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
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jellie-the-aqua-puma · 6 months
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Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
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zwierzodudle · 6 months
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just durge things 💕
commissions \ ko-fi\ patreon
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uncanny-tranny · 5 months
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It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.
Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.
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