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yeah yeah zoro and sanji are mirrors of each other yeah they have narrative parallels yeah they're the wings of the pirate king. zoro's got the higher bounty but sanji is the only one Luffy's directly said he can't become king of the pirates without. this is all good and well and I eat it up every single time but the truly compelling part of that relationship in a romantic sense is that it's objectively the funniest outcome possible. they'd be so mad if they knew. can you imagine having this coworker who you think kind of sucks even if he's a vital part of the team and millions of people are like. I'm going to write stories about you two having sex. what do you even do in that scenario. and the best part is that it becomes literally everyone else's problem too. clocking in bright and early at like 7:45 and you witness a physical alteration between your two idiot colleagues and then immediately after they somehow manage to dodge their third HR violation this week one of them comes up to you to make small talk and all they talk about is that other guy. "ugh can you believe people think we should get together... that's crazy... how would that even work anyway. what, like he'd take me out to dinner? get all dressed up? hah, as if..." and then they trail off all meaningfully and you're just like. I can tell you're wistfully imagining your future together. it's painfully obvious. I just wanted to refill my coffee. and every day you contemplate quitting but every so often something just goes right and it's like they're resonating on the same wavelength and maybe you catch them smiling all wide and unfettered at each other like they're the only people in the world. like just this once they forgot to hate each other. you left your mug in the microwave but you can't ruin the moment so you just have to suffer in silence. truly the ship dynamic of all time.

#genuinely would not survive knowing either of them irl #the best relationship dynamic is “deeply inconvenient for literally everybody” #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan #sanzo #sanji #zoro

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post time skip zoro looks like he's been selectively bred for hundreds of years to make his neck as wide as physically possible. just saw skypeia era zoro and I feel like I've caught a glimpse of an alternate dimension where he doesn't have the equivalent physiology of the average pug

#what in god's name did mihawk do to this man's neck. mihawk has a normal neck. was it spite. #inb4 someone replies to this saying they'll selectively breed him or something #I just know he has breathing problems #zoro #roronoa zoro #one piece #straw hat pirates

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roronoa Zoro/Vinsmoke Sanji, Nami & Roronoa Zoro, Nico Robin & Roronoa Zoro Characters: Vinsmoke Sanji, Roronoa Zoro, Nico Robin, Nami (One Piece), Usopp (One Piece), Tony Tony Chopper, Monkey D. Luffy Additional Tags: pre-TS, Canon-Typical Violence, Bastardisation of Scientific Concepts for a Metaphor, Getting Together, POV Roronoa Zoro, fellas is it gay to watch your rival's every move for months at a time, Falling In Love, does it count as slow-burn if the character himself is a little slow, Canon Compliant, Mild Hurt/Comfort, like real mild imo, rated teen because swearing and like one allusion to sexual activity, that was a misunderstanding tho, Minor Nami/Nefertari Vivi Summary:

"Nami’s gaze pins him to the wall. Her brown eyes are narrowed, calculating. “What? You chicken or something? When Mihawk cuts you down – for real this time – are you gonna accept that it’s because you were too shy to ask for help? I refuse to believe that your dream is that superficial.”

She’s baiting him, not even bothering to hide it. Still, Zoro’s hackles are raised. “I’m not shy.”

“Then prove it. Go watch Sanji cook breakfast or something.”"

Or:

In the aftermath of Alabasta, Zoro finds himself to be the only person reasonably suspicious of the Strawhats' newest crew member. Should it all go to hell - as it is wont to do, with this particular crew - Zoro needs to train harder, get stronger. The problem lies in the fact that, despite his best efforts, he cannot replicate his ability to cut steel. Willing to go to extreme lengths to reach his goals, Zoro undertakes a new sort of training - the art of observation. Much to his despair, however, the cook seems to be the best candidate available.

Zoro's never been one to back down from a challenge, but he wasn't expecting it to turn out like this.

#i posted this in like january but bringing it back for sanji's birthday #its basically 27k of sanji appreciation anyway #i slander him from time to time but hes my little meow meow regardless #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #roronoa zoro #zoro #zoro x sanji #zosan #sanzo

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happy birthday sanji. here's to another slutty slutty year

one piece had an active fanbase before I was born which is kinda crazy to me. sanji's been getting dicked down for longer than I've been alive. incredible

#inspired by me reading some of the older zs doujins and seeing like #“originally written in 2001” in the translators notes #shoutout to sanji for taking it like a champ for like 25 slutty slutty years #to think people wrote zosan fics when i was an infant and now twenty years later im doing the same thing... #kinda makes me emotional tbh #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sanzo #zosan #roronoa zoro #sanji

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one piece had an active fanbase before I was born which is kinda crazy to me. sanji's been getting dicked down for longer than I've been alive. incredible

#inspired by me reading some of the older zs doujins and seeing like #“originally written in 2001” in the translators notes #shoutout to sanji for taking it like a champ for like 25 slutty slutty years #to think people wrote zosan fics when i was an infant and now twenty years later im doing the same thing... #kinda makes me emotional tbh #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #sanji #sanzo

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“If you think I’m pretty, lay your hands on me

Know you can’t stop thinking ‘bout it."

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everyone knows that the strawhats are probably considered terrifying by the average civilian but that won't stop anybody from shipping them with each other and with other famous pirates. acesan is someone's hobama. there's discourse about the morality of shipping real people until they all collectively remember that there's also discourse about the ethics of overthrowing the world government and murdering people. someone makes a twitter call out about how the strawhats ruined their family's reputation or whatever and all the replies are just edited pictures of the crew kissing each other. a zosan fic of dubious quality gets turned into a major blockbuster that's horrifically ooc. nami tries to make her own version to corner the market. it doesn't work.

#im sure i read a fic once where zs found like. a book that was about them with names changed #tbh in universe social media in op would probably be SO funny #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #straw hat pirates #sanzo #portgas d ace #acesan

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for the @sibmakesart dtiys 💗 congrats on hitting 10k, your art is excellent!!

saw Zoro in Sanji's skypiea shirt in a @polartaint comic and couldn't get it out of my head

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Be real with me. You're sitting in a bar and a 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞 with a massive sword rams into the door. Do you or do you not laugh

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listen I love sanji and I know the circumstances around the whole scenario were definitely non-consensual for him but. he's very brave for automatically assuming his bounty increased because of the vinsmoke name and not the fact that he almost married a sixteen year old

#I LOVE HIM BUT #like babes the marines are on your tail because of the age gap #well #sorry pookie but its sort of statutory #this is a joke i swear #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sanji #op #straw hat pirates

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lil comic bout choppers nose bc I rewatched drum island arc

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thriller bark is basically like. emotional buildup raised stakes cliffhanger and then suddenly you're just balls deep down Zoro's throat. uvula dangling and everything. dude casually interrupts an emotional scene to display his throat goat abilities. can't believe I resisted watching one piece for so long. this truly is Peak Fiction

#this is about the like. transition at the middle of each episode #watching ryuma about to cut Brook's afro as an analogy for the loss of the final parts of his identity after death #then all of a sudden im in this guy's larynx #thanks i guess? #one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro

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Accidental love confession

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now maybe I'm just a bit overcritical but personally if I hated my birth surname and it had the word "smoke" in it I reckon I wouldn't go through a pack a day. I just think I would find a different vice. rip to blacklung sanji I guess but I wouldn't let my character quirk foreshadow my tragic backstory. the narrative circle fears me.

#not sanji slander i love him #yeah its a literary device or whatever but still #dude probably hears “a pack of smokes” and has a panic attack thinking its his abusive siblings pulling up #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sanji

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an excuse to draw zoro in the tb hoodie 🫣

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weirdgirl robin my beloved

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