#Chris mentioned

[witsserviceablesubstitute]

The contradictions in Eddie Diaz have sucked me in, I'll admit. He gives great insightful life and love advice that he takes none of. He's former Texan army with a silver star— an all American hero — but only enlisted to run from his responsibilities. He's a Paramedic who joined Fight Club. A self-sacrificing single father who somehow leads a double life as a high roller. He has to be dragged into any new romance kicking and bitching but once there will pleasantly play house (right up until he does something dramatic to blow it all up). He obviously has commitment issues but has no problem emotionally and legally committing to his best friend. He doesn't believe in religious indoctrination or the supernatural but is very Catholic. He's Latinx and speaks fluent Spanish yet claims to watch Telenovelas for no reason other than to 'practice Spanish'. He's a regular, mentally stable guy. He's the least normal of them all, nor is he anywhere close to mentally stable.

#eddie diaz #911 #911 show #911 spoilers #edmundo diaz #i love him #a great character #because the writing gets wild and weird with him #i'm not sure if it's purposefully or not #i forgot to mention how he lies to his therapist to sound more put together than he is #maintaining the image of himself over working through his mess #but has a full on breakdown in buck and chris's presence

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: What do you think of this coffee sampler pack?

Duke: That's a good selection of all of their high-end blends.

Bruce: This will be perfect for Margie's birthday.

Duke: Wait... Margie? Your nemesis on the PTA?

Bruce: Yes, she drinks the free garbage coffee in the break room at the school.

Duke: You hate her. Why would you get her a gift?

Bruce: After this, she'll know what real coffee tastes like and won't be able to go back. She'll have to brew her own or stop at a fancy place each morning. This gift will cost her thousands of dollars a year.

#source: chris hallbeck #source: tiktok #bruce wayne #batman #duke thomas #signal #margie #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #wayne family adventures #tw food mention

[zoe-oneesama]

Looks like you’ve got slim pickins’ ma’am.

Episode 42 Part 3

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#the bible mentions Fred is chronically late but this show makes it out like maybe ALL the bad things happening to him are Chris's fault #being late sleeping during practice costume pieces torn or missing #either Fred kinda...sucks or Chris was sabotaging him the whole time #and it's never made entirely clear #the mime #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #fred #fred haprele #episode 42 part 3

[chris-continued]

F/o’s who will cover your ears when you don’t want to hear anything. Who will let you complain about everything because they know you’re working hard. F/o’s who will reassure you it’s ok, that will hold your head to their chest. F/o’s who hug you, a comforting weight to you, or Vice versa. F/o’s who understand you’re so upset you’re not hungry anymore, but will gently guide you to eat.

#chris continued #chrivio #selfship #self insert #self ship #f/o #self shipping #selfshipping #self shipper #selfship comfort #comfort #f/o comfort #f/o imagine #food mention #tw food mention

[henegato]

the bulk of my job as an additional graphic designer on Renfield (2023) entailed creating a million flyers/posters/decorations/book covers for the bulletin boards & books in the gym where renfield's support group meets. most of them you will never get to see clearly, because they're doing their job - to set the scene, not steal your attention. that doesn't mean we didn't have fun with it, though! these are some of my favorites. i love making things that are "authentically shitty". our production designer wanted me to throw in the Heathers & Donnie Darko (which he worked on) references, so blame him for their inclusion!!

#renfield #renfield 2023 #dracula #dracula daily #count dracula #nicholas hoult #nicholas cage #chris mckay #cw suicide mention

[lilacevans]

𝑜ℎ, 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦, 𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑒… 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑.

— pete’s place🤎

#chris evans #chris evans edit #chris evans gifs #chris evans imagine #steve rogers #steve rogers gifs #steve rogers fic #steve rogers smut #steve rogers imagine #dark steve rogers #ari levinson #ari levinson gifs #ari levinson fic #ari levinson smut #ari levinson imagine #dark verse #dark au #pete's place #— lila’s secret project🤎 #tw captivity #tw kidnap mention #tw kidnapping

[musette22]

Chris & Sebastian on their favorite rom-coms (which happen to be the same ones)

#BOYS #PLEASE #I love this so much #💘💘💘💘 #and they mentioned a couple more of the same ones at other times #they have the same romantic souls <3 #been watching too many romantic movies together have we boys? #chris evans #sebastian stan #evanstan

[henwilsons]

“Your mother will watch over the trees,” he said carefully, as gentle as he knew how to be. “They’ll be fine.” He said, “They’ll still grow as long as she’s there.” Grace looked at him. “And who will watch over her?” she asked, and Colonel went silent. —HONEY GIRL, MORGAN ROGERS

#* #911 #911edit #eddie #chris #death mention tw #alielook #userabs #tuserella #userdahlias #tuserzee #usertreena #userdorksinlove #userisha #userriel #tuserambs #userrin #userhann #useralyssas #userpickles

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Actor Christopher Meloni (Law & Order, Oz) and The X Factor UK contestant Christopher Maloney (nicknamed Baloney Maloney) are confirmed to be the same person.

I was the first one to realize the truth and made a subreddit in which I was trying to prove it to others, but nobody believed me and everybody called me a "lunatic conspiracy theorist".

A picture of me was featured on a morning talk show and the whole world watched as the hosts mocked me for having more eyebrow hair on one side than the other and claimed this proved I was unreliable.

I felt vindicated when TMZ and DailyMail finally broke the story after years of me alone yelling at the clouds angrily. They didn't credit me at all even though they stole all my proof.

I tried to get my own talk show running on the wings of being right about Meloni/Maloney, but almost nobody would watch me. I only had two viewers; my mom and Christopher.

The show was called "The Baloney Felonies".

#christopher meloni #chris meloni #christopher maloney #law and order #svu #elliot stabler #law and order svu #law and order oc #oc #law and order organized crime #organized crime #x factor #the x factor #food mention #tmz #dailymail #baloney #actor #singer #dream

[gavin-reed-is-gay]

The DPD trying to make Gavin look up from his phone.

#detroit: become human #dbh #gavin reed #rk900 #reed900 #mentioned #tina chen #connor rk800 #hank anderson #chris miller #ben collins #mine #mine: videos #mine: dbh

[ingravinoveritas]

David talking about Michael on the Chris Evans Breakfast Show this morning. Love that sweet smile...

|| Bonus: Whatever the fuck he is doing with his tongue here...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #chris evans breakfast show #comic relief 2024 #red nose day #can't have one without the other #the host asked if there would be any more Staged and David basically said 'hell no' in the most diplomatic way possible #you love to see it #also noticing the massive difference between David playfully teasing about 'Martin Sheen' here vs. AL's nasty tweet to the BBC the other da #like night and day really #the way his face lights up though when Michael is mentioned #my heart can't handle it #they are perfect together your honor #ineffable lovers #gifs by me

[dragonroilz]

May the muses sing forever, the well remain filled, and the music stay electric...

#risk of rain 2 #ror2 #risk of rain returns #rorr #too many characters to tag #my art #finally got my vinyl #chris mentioning the well really resonated with me #sometimes its not you whos making the piece #it really feels like something else is out there #guiding your hand #i hesitate to call it religion #but i like to think theres more to this whole creativity thing #may it be gods #or a well

[bowlcutprotag]

Literally nobody I know know Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

#ignore the penguin #gayle waters waters #chris fleming #not to mention non-Gayle Chris memes

[icedhockey]

hockey players + quotes i think about daily [5/?]

#chris kreider #connor mcdavid #travis dermott #nolan patrick #mitch marner #david clarkson #gabriel landeskog #erik johnson #brad marchand #andrei svechnikov #ryan reaves #igor shesterkin #** #*** #mine #thank you to the person who mentioned the water bottle quote in the tags of one of the other posts of this series #i'd already giffed it and that gave me the kick in the ass i needed to make the post #perhaps these are too eastern conference heavy but it's MY badly made gif series and i make the rules #who will get shesty to release them now

[pseudophan]

charlie’s tweet made me kick my feet and giggle out loud she’s awesome

she's so fucking funny

#also fantastic foursome 2023 mention #chris if ur out there.. #answered

[emdotcom]

The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:

Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold

Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.

(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films

Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk

They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.

Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll

There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy

Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house

Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies

Trailer comes out.

People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%

Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.

But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!

Lol, &, may I say, lmao.

#gale chatter #mario movie #chris pratt #sonic movie #btw i 100% believe that rumor you cannot tell me that ain't what happened #also it is transparent that nintendo wanted what sonic movie had #damn maybe i don't do that batim video as my first maybe i do mario movie #my hot take is they should have cast both charles martinet & the super mario bros super show va #& used them interchangeably #bc. that would own #i wanted to mention thr jack black ass thing here but i feel it's too out there & irrelevant #at first reading the quote ppl got mad at i was little like 'oh dang is this not as bad as i thought' #but then i remembered 1) it's chris pratt he says rancid shut all the time & 2) #this response of stating he feels depressed while not like apologizing is just to do nothing but evoke pity #& he easily coulda apologized & been like 'i didn't mean it that way' or 'i wasn't thinking abt it & I'm sorry' #but he's not sorry. he doesn't see anything wrong with what he said. it's the internet's reaction that is thr problem in his mind #so he wants to make them pity him & feel bad that shit is TEXTBOOK manipulation i would know lol