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Everyone keeps arguing on this site, “This is the best greentext story!” “Nuh-uh! THIS one is!”

Fools. The best greentext story is the one where a gang of pirates find a four-barreled blunderbuss and destroy their ship with it

#4 barreled blunderbuss #four barreled blunderbuss

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What’s the funniest gun and why is it the revolver

WRONG

FOUR BARRELED BLUNDERBUSS

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

#notsfw text

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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

#FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB DRINKING DR. PERKY #FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB EATING OKI DOKI

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Vivian my beloved

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centaur

(she/him)🏳️‍⚧️

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#? it is as close as possible but middle is 33.4

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Recompilation of some draws (kind of?) Of Castle In The Sky but with Tailsmo...

I enjoy doing this a lot when I don't want to draw all the stuff.... This is self-indulgent at his peak, this pair have lil old me in SHAMBLE..... so I decided that I want to feel nostalgic by bringing back this lovely couple with my favorite movie.... It fits them so much...

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i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

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Hooded Vulture

2023

#YES!!!!!!!

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im addicted to this video btw i quote it daily

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#no because i never learned to flesh out ideas or put them down on paper #i have ideas but #no write 😔😐