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2014 twink youtuber beef on tiktok do u wanna weigh in

team connor for sureee daniel preda is such a miserable cunt of a human being i only ever see him cause he's talked shit about someone for no reason

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it's so funny, the previous post is from October 2023

#no cause i got the notif from facebook for this and was like lmao what #i'm assuming he's just testing to see if anyone actually watches the video from fb #like if it makes a difference at all #cause its pretty dead over there lol

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opened my mum's bedroom door at two min past twelve asking why she isn't appreciating the minion happy birthday gif i so painstakingly waited to send the second it hit midnight and she's like oh sorry i'm watching this guy try to get to level 1000. so my mum watches minecraft youtubers now that's great. happy 53rd

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i know it's six months away but i am rather petrified of a potential halloween baking video this year because like. how can they possibly proceed after the last one

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about two or three times a week i think about phil saying come in my lady door and physically cringe. anyway. hope our pregnant queen is ok

i do just really really wonder if either of them has ever let the impulsive thoughts win and completely ruined the moment by saying that in bed

#this is the only sex related question i want the answer to dan and phil #keep the rest of it to yourselves please for the love of god stop sharing #but that one you can reply to #answered

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no dan and phil games should we all kill ourselves

yeah me first

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I finally had a dream featuring dop and pop which I am attributing directly to all your dream anons. They made another like choose your own adventure thing but it was a mystery and we had to solve puzzles to save two giant Flemish rabbits 🤷🏻‍♀️

oh i want that!!!! a choose your own adventure mystery by dan and phil would rule. idk about the rabbits though

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oh so dan and phil dont want to help us get phan to top ship? they don’t care about their children? they don’t even care about their gaming channel’s half birthday? do they not want us to feel whimsy and joy

#im throwing rocks at their house

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just upload that goddamn sims video or whatever so i can relax

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Have you done your part in making

Phan the #1 ship of the week?

#dan and phil sure haven't

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Do you ever wanna have kids?

i don't even want other people to have kids

#no im good thank you that thing would be dead so fast i cant even remember to feed myself #and also they are soooooooooo loud #and i am very sensitive #answered

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They havent uploaded because phils nausea is getting to him 🥺 being pregnant is really hard!

abort that thing i want a gaming video

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idk if anyone from the old as hell churchofphan group blog is still around, probably not, but you guys were kinda real for this

#im at the point where im browsing deleted/locked phan blogs on the wayback machine #to find the content they got by looking up dan and phil's social media accounts on the wayback machine #its all very full circle #i am assuming they wouldn't mind. 'the internet owns it now' goes for you too lol

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surely they upload today nora...

if not i will cry i'm going so insane

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i miss them so bad where are you dan and phil

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I just finished this, I might be insane.

Full res doodaloos for y'all :]

I'm so high rn

#now put the two animations next to each other

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is it halloween again yet ? 💛🧡❤️

#oh fuck yeah