#Batman is so tired guys

[marsafter-dark]

*sigh*

Inspired by a post by @batkidsaremadkids which I cannot locate for the life of me (not for lack of trying)

#my art #digital art #dc #dc fanart #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #the flash #green lantern #Batman is so tired guys #Im sure John Stewart probably doesn’t need to be lectured but he was the only other justice league member on my mind okay— #he’s here because I said so #maybe he can be flash’s moral support idk up to you kiddos #Hal Jordan needed a stand-in for a bit and John was the only lantern available #true hero

[scariddler]

More riddler doodles mayhaps 🥹

i wanted 2 color the rest of this but got lazy >_> anyways.. slewpepppy eeeumm go to sleep sometimes dude

#batman followed all the riddles from his latest crime but doesn’t want to wake him up… #let him rest #inspired by me because i’m really freaking tired but i have my 10 hr drive 2 college in the morning so i gotta pack my stuff :[ #whatever too much scariddler lore #riddlebat #edward nygma #edward nigma #the riddler #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #my guys #fanart

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Batman Annual #25

Before Talia took him in, before he was dunked in the pit to have his memories restored, even when operating purely on survival instinct, he always split a meal with the other homeless people. It may not have been essential to his survival, but caring about and helping other people when he couldn’t even help himself was just always such an intrinsic part of Jason’s core.

#so much so that it prevailed over basic self-preservation #my guy lost 90% of his cognitive function and he’s still out here helping people in any way he can #my post #new headcanon: that’s why he stole all 4 tires. because he wasn’t just feeding himself in crime alley. #or at least he was planning to expand his work now that he had more confidence in his ability to feed and care for himself #I mean he also isn’t the type to brag about his good deeds yk? we all know he was putting up a tough guy façade when Bruce found him #a mutual asked abt Jason’s white streak so I directed them to hush which ofc reminded me of this book #rather than it being exclusively a pit thing imo it makes more sense for it to be a combination of actual health related issues #like the chronic prolonged mental and physical stress he had to endure coupled with the fact that superboy’s punch kickstarted his body #in ways that are unknown to modern science #and then the pit also had a hand in it (probably??) #(imo). like Talia doesn’t have it. neither do Damian or Ra’s or anyone else who’s been in the pit. #jason todd #dc #batman annual 25 #comic panels

[mikakuna]

the way people care more about jason fighting tim than like any other rogue fighting tim during his robin run is...!

"they're brothers! jason is so horrible to attack his little brother."

aside from the obvious twinkification of tim, stop pushing the family narrative on two people who did not see each other as siblings at that moment.

#and also stop seeing tim as a 5 year old #jason fought him to prove a point #sometimes i wish he really did some serious damage to tim just so you guys would have something reasonable to complain about #gosh a 16-17yr old crime fighter who fights people like bane for a living definitely has trauma from a guy two years older than him #fighting him #yes jason todd the kid who was murdered for being robin would definitely go out and kill the next kid who is robin #because yessss his whole point is that he's jealous of the next robin and therefore needs to harm him worse than the joker harmed jason #like please i'm so tired of this discourse #why the fuck would jason- the child murder victim who died as robin and bc of batman taking on a child soldier- want to kill the next robin #you'd think the narrative that jason tried to kill tim would only be in like some fics #but nope! it's in every goddamn batfam fic i've ever read to this day #not even exaggerating #anti tim drake #anti batfam #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc

[gretahayes]

batman fans are really annoying and almost definitely the most annoying dc fans (and i say this as a batman fan.) but green lantern fans are a close second because holy shit man

#my rambles #the biggest victim complexes ever...and definitely some of it is deserved the gls have had a rough go of it but like. #especially since there's like ten or more earth gls (not to mention non-earth gls. or other corps) for people to like and still be gl fans #there's like. zero coherence between the groups. its all my-way-or-the-highway. its all my-guy-and-his-story-is-the-best #ITS SO TIRING. im tired. at least some batman fans are self aware but most annoying gl fans are not #BREAKING MY SILENCE. i love my gl fan friends/mutuals but the vast majority...

[arunneronthird]

liking batman comics is hard work but someone has to do it

#ive been reading bad things about the new batman comics for weeks exclusively #thats a writer i really admire and my favorite artist u guys are criticizing every day #gets kinda tiring #may take a break from checking tumblr and twt so i can focus on liking batman #(not taking a break from drawing)

[jarro-stan-account]

Duke: Ayo, what the FUCK is this

Jason, sitting down, surrounded by a pile of corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what

#They’re dumbasses your honor #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce is so tired #batman #batfamily #dc universe #jason todd #duke thomas #red hood #signal #did you guys ever go to those youth groups where these games got really intense?

[rubydubydoo122]

Bruce: Lad--

Chronically Online Steph: Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream

Bruce: ???

sleep deprived Tim: Up the octave now Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream

#tim drake #stephanie brown #batman #bruce wayne #guys idk #I am so tired rn #it came to me in a thought #dick comes in doing the dance

[aslightaddity]

Three levels deep of a reference, Harvey dent (dc) -> jerma meme -> ace attorney

@psymarketofobsessions you jermer

The meme ref (not mine but idk where I got it-)

#aslightartity #ace attorney #digital art #batman #harvey dent #two face #two face dc #Harvey dent two face #gotham rogues #lawyer #lawyers #me and my little law guys man #pheonix wright #jerma985 #i’m so tired #but this came out well #:) <3

[awakefor48hours]

Been stuck on this decision for a while, so I’m letting internet strangers decide for me

Please consider reblogging for a larger sample size.

#I’ve read all of these #it’s just been a while #and I’m tired of only watching movies for these guys #so I’ve decided it’s time to go back into the comic world #my poll #dc comics #dc #green lantern #Batman #shazam #green arrow #Wonder Woman

[xllesis]

Idk if I did thtis rifht im sod sorry 😞

#the hobbit #thranduil #tolkien #tolkienverse #????? #idk how to tag stuff #fypage #idk anymore #im so tired #i csnt #do this anymor #mirkwood #the hobbit memes #i feel sick #AJAAAAAAAHHHHHH #AAAHHH #AAAAHH!!!! HELPPP!!!! #i gotta stop posting from the haunted house for real. #sorrh guys #im batman

[ajasontoddfan]

tim drake fans stop giving him a huge victim complex challenge

Tim drake fans stop the painful self insert challenge

Tim drake fans stop feminizing him challenge

Tim drake fans stop stealing other robins characteristics challenge

Tim drake fans stop making him into a “smol bean” when he’s not even that short challenge

…

I could go on..

#honestly it’s not all tim drake fans #so if it’s not u dw #but if it is then.. #stay away #tired reading a tim drake comic a while ago and that mf was so boring #now i see why you guys steal the other robins characteristics and give them to him #he’s just some boring white rich guy #god i hate the pick me term but i’ll make an exception for him #tim drake #anti tin drake #red robin #batman #dc #dc comcis #comcis #batfam #vent post #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #fanon

[comics-n-stuff]

Everyone who has ever, even slightly, been Robin

*In official, DC-endorsed media 

Total: 98 (i think)

FYI:

my definition of a ‘Robin’ is extremely vague. For example, I’m counting Lois Lane because she went to a costume party as Robin, and I’m also counting ‘Boy’ from Batman: the Return of Bruce Wayne because he had the domino mask paint and was clearly a stand-in for Robin. Et cetera.

They’re organized chronologically by their first appearance as Robin

Also this is heavily dependent on DC Fandom Wiki, so please let me know if I missed anyone or if anything is inaccurate

KEY

Red = actually Robin for a significant portion of time (more than a few in-universe days & more than one issue/episode/movie/etc)

Italics = was never Robin in main continuity (i.e. Earth Two [before Earth One existed], Earth One, New Earth, and Prime Earth)

Bold = I actually acknowledge them as Robin in my heart

Dick Grayson (Apr 1940)

Julie Madison (Mar 1941)

Ricky (Dec 1944) [possible future]

Mary Wills (Apr 1950) [Earth-Two]

Bruce Wayne (Dec 1955)

Vanderveer Wayne (Jun 1962)

Alfred E. Neuman (Sep 1966) [Mad Magazine]

Jimmy Olsen (May 1970)

Jason Todd (Mar 1982)

Boyd, the Robin Wonder (Apr 1983) [Earth-C-Minus]

Carrie Kelly (Jun 1986) [Dark Knight Returns]

Tim Drake (Oct 1989)

Robert Chang (Apr 1990) [Digital Justice]

Redbird (Jan 1993) [The Blue, the Gray, and the Bat]

Thomas Wayne (Jan 1993) [Robin 3000]

Bane (Apr 1993) [rejected elseworlds]

Robin Redblade (Jun 1994) [Earth-494]

Tengu (Sep 1994) [Narrow Path]

Alfred Pennyworth (Feb 1996) [Batman: Dark Alligiances]

Jubilation Lee (Apr 1996) [Amalgam Universe]

Tris Plover (Jun 1996) [Legends of the Dead Earth]

Darkbird (Jul 1996)

Bruce Wayne Jr. (Feb 1997) [Earth-3839]

Lois Lane (Oct 1997)

Rodney the chimpanzee (Nov 1997) [Batman: Dark Knight Dynasty]

Marya (1998) [I, Joker]

Barbara Gordon (Feb 1998) [Earth-37]

Robin the Toy Wonder (Nov 1998) [DC One Million]

Rochelle Wayne (Feb 1999) [Reign of Terror]

Kon-El (Mar 1999) [Hypertension]

Clark Wayne (Mar 1999) [Earth-3839]

Squid Wonder (Aug 1999)

The Robin (Mar 2000) [Earth-40]

Robin Drake (Feb 2002) [Riddle of the Beast]

Stephanie Brown (May 2004)

Koriand’r (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Garfield Logan (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Rachel Roth (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Victor Stone (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Robbie the Robin (Jun 2005) [Krypto the Superdog]

Control Freak (Oct 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Damian Wayne (Nov 2006)

Robin Olsen (Oct 2007) [Earth-8]

Bizzaro Robin (Nov 2007)

Unnamed penguin (Jun 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Boy (Jul 2010)

Robin Robin (Jul 2010) [Tiny Titans]

M’gann M’orzz (Nov 2010) [Young Justice (2010 show)]

Jericho (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Kid Devil (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Wildebeest (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Kroc (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

The Joker (Jan 2011)

Lance Heart (Feb 2011)

Fransisco Ramirez (Feb 2011)

Christopher Ward (Feb 2011)

Robin John Blake (Jul 2012) [Dark Knight Trilogy]

Helena Wayne (July 2012) [Earth 2]

Robin’s Egg (Jan 2013) [Farm League]

Super Robin (Jul 2013) [Teen Titans Go!]

Selina Kyle (Mar 2014)

Damien Wayne (Jun 2014) [Infinite Crisis Video Game]

John Thomas Grayson (Dec 2014) [Earth 2]

Nibor (Jan 2015) [Teen Titans Go!]

Daxton Chill (May 2015)

Dre Cipriani (May 2015)

Riko Sheridan (May 2015)

Duke Thomas (Jul 2015)

Troy Walker (Jul 2015)

Kat-R-ina (Aug 2015)

Isabella Ortiz (Aug 2015)

BlackDomino (Oct 2015)

Darkestdawn (Oct 2015)

SideKicker (Oct 2015)

Yellowcape (Oct 2015)

Shug-R (May 2016)

Robinbot (May 2017)

Dinesh Babar (May 2017)

Rabid Robins (Oct 2017) [Earth -22]

Cult Member Robins (Apr 2018)

Rosie (Apr 2018)

Matt McGinnis (May 2018) [Futures End]

Harley Quinn (Apr 2019)

Jarro (Oct 2019)

Billy Batson (Oct 2019)

Six of Hearts (Dec 2019)

Maps Mizoguchi (Dec 2020)

Talia Kane (Feb 2021) [Earth 11]

LeBron James (Jul 2021) [Space Jam: A New Legacy]

Drake Winston (Oct 2021) [Batman ‘89]

Anita Jean (Oct 2021)

Kiki (Nov 2021)

Son of Don Mitchell Jr. (Mar 2022) [The Batman (2022 movie)]

Gan (Mar 2022)

Jon Kent (Jul 2022)

Amish Boy Wonder (Nov 2022) [The Last Harley Story]

Darcy Thomas (Nov 2022)

Elizabeth Prince (Jan 2024) [Possible Future]

@help-i-need-a-cool-username

#((sorry I lied it’s 97 not 99)) #I labeled all the alternate universes but not storylines #cause I got tired #I was unsure what to do with DamiEn Wayne from the infinite crisis video game #I ended up giving him his own entry since he technically has a different name and his backstory is different #ish #also don’t know if Amish Boy Wonder should count #Harley Quinn just kidnapped some (presumably Amish) guy and started calling him that #so I just threw him on the list #might add comic debut names later idk #I also made my own DC multiverse numbering system because I’m jealous of Marvel #if u wanna see that #:)) #Robin #robins #batfam #Batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #if anyone saw the old version of this #I’m sorry she was oooglay #just edited because I made an oopsie #in reality tagging

[hailsatanacab]

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton Characters: Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Good Sibling Damian Wayne, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne are Twins, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Not Phantom Planet Compliant (Danny Phantom), Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Gun Violence, Blood and Violence, Gunshot Wounds, Mugging, Medical Torture, Vivisection, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Child Neglect, Past Child Abuse Summary:

“If you ever find yourself in danger, go to Bruce Wayne. He will help you.”

His mother had loved him, in her own way. If she hadn’t, she wouldn’t have helped him escape. If she hadn’t, she would have dragged him back to the League of Assassins, to Grandfather. If she hadn’t, he’d be dead.

She loved him, but she loved the League more.

Jack and Maddie Fenton loved him too, they did, but they loved their work more.

They loved their work more.

--

After his parents react poorly to his reveal, Danny escapes to the only person he thinks can help him - Bruce Wayne. He doesn't know what to expect when he gets there, but it has to be better than where he is, surely? He certainly doesn't expect to be reunited with his long lost twin brother Damian. It's funny how things work out that way.

Danny is 16 years old, not Phantom Planet compliant

--

Capter 10!! Chapter 10!! Chapter 10!!

#danny phantom #batman #dp x dc #dc crossover #danny phantom crossover #uh guys we're at chapter 10 can we just pause and say holy shit to that?? #sorry it's still so weird to me that I'm actually doing this?? and still doing it #i've not given up (yet) lmao #BUT i am taking a short break :0 sorry #no more updates until september!!! i'm sorry #but i've not written at all and it's not sustainable haha #i got onto chapter 10 to do a last minute edit before posting and WOOF it was like i'd completely forgotten how to write haha #double digits guys how crazy #anyway not that you need or want to know but there's a cricket just outside my window and it's driving me round the bend #on the one hand i'm hit with the immense sadness that it's just the one cricket you know? Oh i wonder if it's a grasshopper instead #do they both make noise? how can you tell? #but also go to sleep i'm tired stop making noise #there used to be a log across the road in the verge that they never cut - there'd be crickets galore and little lizards that we'd try and #catch #all gone now how sad #bring back hedgerows! #ANYWAY i am to sleep - if the crickets are willing #thank you all for reading and i love you all please enjoy this chapter and leave these tags with my sincerest apologies for the short hiatu #s #lmao i love you all goodnight

[xycuro-illuminati]

I'm at the point where I think marvel needs to slow down on Daredevil comics I'm being so serious right now

#tfw talking #we have the current run (vol 8) #then we have the black armor run #and now we have this gang war shit going on #can we calm tf down #a lot of hated zdarskys run and here they are stretching it out despite the guy not writing dd anymore #im so so so tired of seeing dd!elektra sweetie get rid of that costume go back to your old one im begging you #a lot of us* #if none of them are gonna retcon zdarskys run then stop trying to make 5 other dd runs continuing it #just let ahmed do his thing with the current run and fuck off #this is marvel's version of dc pumping out a bunch of batman shit at the same time like ENOUGH

[starlooove]

Ok but the Duke in my mind having the feeling that those who choose vigilantism have a responsibility to uphold the SECOND they curate a space where others are reliant on them + Cass solely wanting to fight at first and putting the mission above all else due to not caring about herself being Bruces (who also puts the mission above all else and feels a responsibility to Gotham that he knows will kill him one day) favorite kids

#is it rlly that they’re his faves bc of being the ‘good ones’ #or do they reflect parts of himself that he’s constantly told are detrimental in a way that allows him to take pride in said parts #taking HEAVY liberties with canon btw this is basically a hc to me do not take it seriously this is NOT srs character analysis thx #I mean it’s kinda serious in MY mind but it’s purely based in being tired of fandom and not actually comics 💀 #this is my version of the ‘Everyone treats tim badly so he is sad till they’re sorry’ thing #anyways #BONUS #Bruce is so mean to damian bc he reflects him in ways he doesn’t like #and he’s projecting his failures onto him instead of seeing him as a fucking child #thinking of that one panel #yknow the one #anyways everytime damian does smth he doesn’t like he sees it as the Batman failing on a moral standpoint #not his kid having his own personality or needing some guidance #whatever tho #I’m deleting this tomorrow but if I ever learn how to write #imma make my own sad tim fic where it’s just tim wallowing over nothing and everyone ignoring him <3 #for my piece of mind #I promise I like Tim guys this is abt fanon Tim #but yknow what writers are riding tim too much atm tbh so this is current tim hate as well #Tim was cooler when he was well adjusted and bitchy and everyone knew it #instead of pretending he’s right all the time and every1 just went “ofc Tim! #ALSO I’m a big fan of great dad Bruce I just know him kinda sucking is also canon and fun for angst