#lawyers

[portraitsofsaints]

St. Mark the Evangelist 1AD-68 Feast Day: April 25 Patronage: notaries, secretaries, pharmacists, lawyers, lions, prisoners, glaziers, Venice

Saint Mark is one of the Gospel writers and a member of the tribe of Levi. He is believed to be "John Mark” in the Acts of the Apostles and the cousin of St. Barnabas. They joined St. Paul on the first mission to Antioch in 44AD. Mark was St. Paul’s “trusted companion” especially when Paul was imprisoned in Rome. St. Mark died a martyr in Alexandria and his relics are enshrined at the Cathedral of St. Mark in Venice.

Prints, plaques & holy cards available for purchase here: (website)

#St Mark #Pharmacist Saint #Lawyers #secretaries #catholic art

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

someone stop me from writing a lawyer au istg

edit: i will now apparently be writing a lawyer au. i've screenshotted the blogs who asked me to tag yall when i write it so uh. yeah. might be a while tho

edit 2: everyone who reblogged this is fake for not telling me i misspelled lawyer 😭

#batbros #batfamily #dick grayson #damian wayne #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #lawyers #batfam #alignment chart

[julamari]

I will never get tired of drawing them they are my favorite clowns

#ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumistu #wrightworth #Maya fey #pearl fey #franziska von karma #lawyers #gaming #aa #art #drawing #fanart #sketch #doodle #digital art #meme #funny #painting #procreate

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #black people #lawyers #acab #fuck the police #fuck police #fuck cops #fuck pigs #police #don't speak to police #5k #10 #15k #20k #25k #30k #35k

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Matt Murdock/Daredevil

1. Catholic

2. Excellent free climber

3. Kind of a slut

4. Also a lawyer

You got me. That's. That's the perfect recipe. Wow.

Matt is. Goddd. He's such a bad lawyer. He's such a bad Catholic. He's such a good climber. And it doesn't matter.

Being blind probably provides some defense against hypnosis, certainly against Dracula's basilisk stare. It also means he's a perfect hire for Dracula because he really doesn't look like a threat and he's not going to see anything suspicious. Dracula applauds himself for his own cleverness over and over for this one.

There is no shaving mirror incident, because what use is a mirror to Matt Murdock? On the other hand his combat strategy of killing the lights and punching people in the dark will have no effect on Dracula. They both sneak down the wall at the same time and it gets Real Awkward as they pretend not to notice each other - the next day at dinner Dracula's like "so, uh... I was of course out on Business but you didn't happen to uh... go out of your room yesterday did you?" and Matt's just like "ahaha I do not climb walls that is my least favorite thing to do anyway I'm blind anyway it would be fine if I did right?" And Dracula's like "ahaha of course you're not a prisoner and who said anything about climbing walls I definitely use doors like an alive person but yeah don't sleep in weird places you'll die." And just sits there staring at him like "...but do the butts match???"

Matt would try to rescue the baby and it would come to Ninja Fighting and he would get badly badly beaten but run off into the wilderness and collapse in the nearest church coughing up blood. Foggy would pick him up two to six months later and just be like "so have you learned a valuable lesson about trying to handle things on your own?" and Matt would be like "in my defense he was a Vampire." And then have complex feelings about the interplay of good and evil or something. And Foggy would be like "...okay but did you at least bill him properly??" And Matt would have to be like "actually I got robbed."

But yes, Matt "Daredevil" Murdock can survive Castle Dracula

#matt murdock #daredevil #lawyers #ninjas #superheroes

[lemonjuiceday]

✨️Beloved✨️

#ace attorney #video games #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #trucy wright #apollo justice #maya fey #fransiska von karma #illustration #artist on tumblr #digital painting #fanarts #gay #lawyers #myart

[odinsblog]

Dang. Idk if anyone has ever laid out Donald Trump’s entanglement with Russia sO clearly.

If you’ve had enough of watching the Trump clowns defending Trump & white supremacy, the Sutori link is definitely worth reading. It is a very enlightening, detailed and comprehensive timeline that puts Trump’s very very long history with Russian mobsters into sharp perspective.

👉🏿 https://www.sutori.com/story/timeline-you-might-be-interested-in--pTTyLH39r7FsRtF51JZi4BVt

👉🏿 https://forensicnews.net/trump-deutsche-bank-loans-underwritten-by-russian-state-owned-bank-whistleblower-told-fbi/

#politics #donald trump #republicans #trump indictment #espionage act #legal #lawyers #treason #traitors #mobbed up #russian mafia #russian mob #money laundering

[copperbadge]

This Ohio law firm really saw their chance and took it with both hands.

[ID: The logo for the law firm of Heller, Maas, Moro & Magill out of Ohio; their logo is simply the word "HMMM", composed of their initials.]

#hmmm #lawyers

[catostrofiqu]

"Since when were you a lawyer"

"Since I went to law school"

Dunno who's asking but Danny decides to become a lawyer to press charges against the GIW after holding Amity Park hostage by cutting them off from the outside world and implementing their own laws.

Sure they've already been charged but some of them keep trying too reinstate themselves within Amity.

Maybe Danny goes to Gotham to get help from Harvey Dent.

#dcxdp #dp × dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dc×dp prompt #writing promt #danny fenton #I'm certain that there are more lawyers #dunno who tho #harvey dent #lawyers #GIW

[deepwaterwritingprompts]

Text: My new client’s eyes are a little too black, his teeth a little too sharp. I assure him right to counsel is a human right, and he looks even more worried.

#creative writing #writing prompts #dwp #inhuman #lawyers #love #'and then they fell in love?' and then they fell in love. if you like.

[thenib]

Ruben Bolling.

#ruben bolling #lawyers #humor

[1rsoldiersince2012]

Bound by Law (Matt Murdock x Reader)

organized fanfic with links to chapters, for easier access (ongoing)

Summary:

You and Matt met in the courtroom. Now, you may think that Matt was a knight in shining armour and defended you in the name of all United States laws, but that was not the case. Matt was totally destroying your client, and you wanted to tear him into pieces right then and right there, because with Murdock as your rival, your head is on the firm's plate with each case. Did Matt care? No, he only cared about bringing justice, he was a human-machine, driven by the need to bring righteousness no matter the cost. Or was he just that? What happens when you get involved in Fisk's business and Daredevil's lies against your will?

Clash in the Court

The Losing Team

Start Of Something Better... or Worse?

Shadows of the Past

Not Again

Strange Thoughts

Into the Ring

Union Allies

Bitter Company

Innocent Get What They Deserve

Mixing Business

Coffee Delusions

Crack in the Walls

Back when it all made Sense

Karma is a...

Breaking rules is fun (and dangerous)

The Big Call

Unexpected Encounter

Things are about to change

Old Friends, New Beginnings

Jealousy, Jealousy

In the Blood

Smoking Day

Time is a Fragile Thing

King's Right Hand

Chasing Wind in the Dead of Night

Deadly Dance

Chasing Wind in the Dead of Night, pt. 2

World on Fire

I don't want to be a part of this

Grasping the Straws

Better if you Do

Lawyers, Guns and Money, pt. 1

Lawyers, Guns and Money, pt. 2

Man-Eater

Interlude

bad idea, right?

Poisonous Affair

Nelson v Murdock

running away is all I know

Guilty Crimes

Field Day

my world was falling apart

The ones we left behind

not the best lawyer, but a goddamn good criminal

Daredevil

All 'thanks' to the Devil

this might've been just a dream, right?

Another night in Hell's Kitchen

of first dates and men

#matt murdock #foggy nelson #marvel daredevil #matt murdock x reader #netflix daredevil #matts superhearing complicates things for you #bound by law #lawyers #daredevil #marvel #wilson fisk #james wesley #karen page #benjamin poindexter #daredevil netflix #bullseye #bullseye daredevil #human disaster matt murdock #matt murdock fanfic #matt murdock smut #matt murdock x you #daredevil fanfiction #daredevil season 1 #daredevil x reader #daredevil show #matthew murdock #nmcu #daredevil season 3 #daredevil s2

[mysharona1987]

#News #politics #clarence thomas #usa #scotus #crime #lawyers #ginni thomas

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

This was great

#talkin #tik tok #lawyers #congratulations

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Can Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) survive Dracula's castle?

My conviction is that Elle can survive anything life throws at her by the power of being smart, hardworking and a Delta Nu. But I think she actually has a few things working in her favour:

She's the sweetest. Would totally work on Dracula and would make her take the crucifix. The only downside I am seeing here is that she might appeal too much to Dracula, but I am sure she has had to put her foot down vis-a-vis unwanted advances several times in her life and knowing her, she somehow manages that without antagonising anyone.

She's a lawyer. I have to admit I am not that well-versed in the lore, but vampires have rules, right? She would totally work them out quickly and use them to her advantage because that is what she does. Also, she is very good in (cross-)examination, she'd get Dracula to spill the beans the moment she arrives (This movie ends with Elle giving Dracula legal advice btw)

She's a feminist. The vampire girls want to eat her and instead she tells them about their rights and how to rally against Dracula, probably proposes to be their advocate, too. Also teaches them the bend-and-snap and exchanges skin-care routines.

She does cardio. Might not be enough to survive climbing a wall, actually, but Elle is fit. She can run fast and I am sure she has the upper arm strength to hold herself on a wall for a moment at least.

Warner Huntington III. While he is not deserving of it, Elle loves Warner passionately. She got into Harvard for him. She's getting out of the castle for him, too. (Post-Legally Blonde Elle is getting out of the castle for Emmet, that works just as well if not better, because here she knows he loves her back.)

Bruiser. Elle likes and knows dogs. She's totally taking her chance with the wolves rather than vampires.

One thing working against her, is that Elle thrives in community. The whole movie/musical is about empowering yourself while empowering others. Elle gets a lot of strength out of her friendship with Paulette and the other students she grows closer to, in the end even from Vivian. Here, she would be alone. But, like, in the movie she starts out alone as well and then forges a new community. I kinda feel like she would try that as well, either with the townfolk or the vampires themselves. I am not sure how much that would help/be possible, but the effort would definitely be there.

So, alltogether, I would say Elle Woods can survive the castle.

(Elle when someone confronts her about having survived Dracula: What, like it's hard?)

Ooooooh this IS a good one

I love the idea of Elle trying to recruit the Girlies. They're already pretty keen on Sisterhood and respect each other whole lot more than they respect Dracula. They also are completely unabashed about eating people, especially new lawyers who are young and full of energy, but if anyone can turn them it's probably Elle.

One question I have is how she will deal with Dracula's excessive handsiness. She's not the type to tolerate creeps. On the other hand, she may have enough experience to recognize what kind of creep you can safely put in his place vs what kind of creep will kill you if cross him. Dracula is definitely the second kind. Similarly, she is frequently underestimated, but she doesn't like being underestimated. I am not recalling to what extent she is willing to play into the stereotypes for strategic advantage. If she is, that will heighten her chances for survival, but also heighten her chances of just being nommed as an ingenue.

I agree that the isolation will suck for her, especially if she can't build community with the Girlies. But her skills at community building and making connections will help her keep Dracula entertained and talking for two months. She'll learn more about the history of Transylvania than anyone wants to know and she'll retain it.

I feel the need to point out that choosing the wolves means dying. The question is will she walk out and get devoured to make her point, or will she back down and decide to stay after all? I feel like she's the type to deliberately do the unexpected to keep her opponents off guard, but I'm not sure which result that yields.

If she does stay, I am actually very confident in her ability to make it down the wall. She's reasonably fit and she doesn't give up, and given the heels she wears she must have ankles of steel.

Trying to out rules lawyer Dracula is a very dangerous game. She is smart though, and persuasive.

I think she probably can survive, but only if she doesn't confront him about being a total creeper, and that's the part I am undecided on

#Legally Blonde #Elle Woods #lawyers

[chart-dump]

I think we deserve a Maya focused AA installment.

#fanart #aa maya #aa franziska #ace attorney #ace attorney triology #maya fey #lawyers #digital arwork #franziska von karma #capcom #nintendo #lgbtq #lesbian