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You would think based on my avatar that I smoke but the hardest drug I’ve ever done is the amphetamines prescribed to me by my doctor lol
#i dont even regularly drink caffeine#mostly because the only form of it that i would be able to tolerate would be as a pill#there is not a single caffeinated beverage that i do not dislike#used to like soda as a kid but even thats off the menu nowadays#(fizz hurty and saccharine sweetness is too much now)#ive gotten a few sodas every now and then when i REALLY needed caffeine#but honestly im prob just gonna buy some pills for the rare occasion i need it#which is fairly irregular bc ive been doing a lot better at getting sleep#and since ive always hated caffeinated beverages (entirely naturally not as a discrimination)#(against caffeinated beverages specifically)#ive never built up a tolerance for it#so i just kind of. wake up on my own 🤷#oh i may be tired as shit#but 🤷#no i dont need coffee to function i hate coffee#fun fact ive never understood how people say ‘oh the smell is great but you have to get accustomed to the taste’#like i DESPISED the smell as a kid#im more tolerant of it now but i will still quickly walk through the coffee aisle at the store#to get past the coffee and to whatever i need as quickly as possible#but when i was a kid i used to hold my breath and run to the other end of the aisle to wait for my dad#i have NEVER liked the smell#so god above i assure you - there is not the slightest desire in my heart#to TASTE it
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Breakfast (Part 2) | KMG
Breakfast, Part 2
Pairing: Mingyu x Fem!Reader
Rating: M 🔞; NSFW
Genre: Established relationship; domestic au; smut; little fluff
Warnings: porn with a tiny bit of plot; cussing; fingering; penetrative sex; unprotected sex in a committed, monogamous relationship
Word count: 1.8K words
Summary: Mingyu has to leave for work but gets sidetracked.
A/N: This is a sequel to this initial story but you don't need to read it before diving into this. The first part just provides a little context. Anyway, this is nothing but horny word vomit and I blame Mingyu. Please send your complaints to him. Kthxbye.
“Morning, sleepyhead.”
You smelled the coffee before opening your eyes. “I’m going to kick your ass if it’s not at least 7:30AM.”
You just returned from a long holiday week, spending time with each other's families. You decided to fly back a day early so you could both recharge before going back to work. That included sleeping in.
Mingyu’s boyish laugh was enough to make your toes curl. “Close enough,” he replies.
You opened one eye, then the other. As your vision clears, you are greeted by the sight of him, crouched by your bed, dressed in his suit. He looked so delectable in it.
Since your less-than-ideal chance meeting the morning after your respective one-night stands, you have gone on a few dates and discovered that you enjoyed each other's company, with and without clothes.
He rises from the floor and then settles on the edge of the bed, looking apologetic. “I got a call this morning and they need me to come in today. I wanted to let you know that I made you breakfast before I headed out.”
Cooking was his way of apologizing for spoiling your day off together. You didn't really have anything specific planned, except you wanted to reclaim some quiet time that you missed while your family was around.
You sit up and lean against the headboard while Mingyu hands the mug to you. His eyes are fixed on your cleavage, barely covered by a worn-in tank top that you had on.
“Points for the bedside caffeine.” You accept the mug, blowing on the piping hot beverage before taking a cursory sip.
“So sexy,” he murmurs, his thumb grazing over your hardened nipple through the thin material.
His touch sends a shiver down your spine but you cheekily swat his hand away. “Hey, don’t distract me. I thought we were supposed to have our day today,” you frowned.
“On the contrary, I think you’re distracting me. Very effectively, in fact.”
You eye him in his suit, then hum in agreement. “I know the feeling. Anyway, do you have to go in? Can’t you log in from home?”
He sighs softly before explaining why he has to go into the office. “A couple of projects need some senior staff oversight. It’s just a couple of meetings, then I’ll come right back in time for lunch. I promise!” He plants a soft kiss on the tip of your nose and gives you his cute, puppy-eye look.
How could anybody resist that? Your face visibly relaxes, quelling your annoyance.
You take another sip of your coffee and gaze at him appreciatively. "Have I told you how much I love seeing you in a suit?”
His suit was bespoke, and his shirt and tie were perfectly coordinated. While most suits simply enhanced a man's appearance, Mingyu took it to another level that could be considered illegal.
“Yes, you tell me all the time,” he purrs.
You lean in and run your fingers over his tie. “Is this new?”
His eyes track the motion of your hands. “It is. Why?”
"Feels nice. I can't keep my hands off it." Thoughts of him wrapping it around your wrists come to mind, causing you to squeeze your thighs together. You hoped you were discreet enough that he wouldn't notice the movement under the sheets.
The faint twitch in the corner of his mouth and his raised eyebrow indicated otherwise.
“I know what you’re trying to do.”
You bat your eyes at him innocently. “I’m just…admiring the tie, that’s all.” You release it then smooth it over his chest.
He takes a beat, then stands up and takes your mug, placing it on the nightstand. Next, he catches the edge of the sheet and tosses it aside in one smooth motion.
“Lie down, spread your legs.”
You obey, pulse quickening as you slide down to your back. You had to admit that your state of undress compared to his being fully clothed—especially in one of his sexy suits—was wildly exciting. It created this power advantage for him that was a serious turn-on for you.
“Are you wet?” His tone was dark and dangerous. It excited you.
“Why don’t you find out?” You teased.
His jaw ticks, and he narrows his eyes at you. Whenever Mingyu looked at you like that, you grew more eager by the second. He hooks his finger on the waistband of your panties and starts pulling them down. You raise your hips slightly to assist him in removing them.
Once you were exposed for him, you allow your thighs to fall open. He strokes a finger through your folds, gliding gently over your clit.
“Getting there.” Cupping you in his palm, he met your gaze. “We should rectify that.”
You knew he had important business to attend to and it would be irresponsible of you to make him late for work. But he knew that whenever you were needy for him, he would prefer to take care of you first.
“W-what about your meetings?” You shivered as the tip of his finger circled your opening, teasing you further.
“They’re cutting my vacation short. I can afford to show up a few minutes late.” Eyes glittering, he slid a finger ever-so-slowly inside you, making you sigh and your eyelids flutter.
“Hmm...” you crooned.
“You like that?”
Something about his gentle ministrations left you speechless for a moment.
He added another finger and went deeper, making your muscles clench in response while heat swept over your skin.
Bending over you, Mingyu lowers his lips to yours. While you enjoyed his mouth between your legs, kissing him like this gave you just as much pleasure. You moan against his kisses while his fingers massage you inside and out.
The pleasure of his touch sends goosebumps racing up your arms. You pull your shirt up to your chin, clutch your breasts in your hands, squeezing and pulling on your nipples.
He lifts his head and takes a glance at you. “You look so fucking hot right now.”
Shamelessly, your body writhed as you rode his plunging fingers.
His mouth slides over to your jawline, then moves to your chest, nudging your hands aside with the tip of his nose. He bites down gently on a nipple before wrapping his lips around it, suckling softly.
“Ahh…more,” you gasped.
“I know, baby,” he murmured as he smiled against your skin.
“Please, I want your cock in me,” you begged.
“Need to make you cum this way first.” His tongue curled around your other nipple, flickering teasingly over it.
You’re dizzy with arousal but mildly aware that his fingers stop moving in and out of you. After working you into a frenzy, he begins to apply soft but steady pressure against the roof of your core. His efforts give you that all-too-familiar tingling buildup within you, making your belly tense up in anticipation of what’s about to happen.
“F-fuck, yes…yes, right there! Don’t stop,” you choked out. He obeys and concentrates on the spot you’ve directed him to. Everything in you tenses like a coiled spring until you find yourself teetering over the edge.
“I’m…c-cum—“
With one definitive curl of his fingers, your thighs quiver before you feel a warmth rush out of you, dripping into his palm. You let out a long, stuttered moan while he continued to massage your flesh, intent on coaxing all the pleasure out of you. Your hands grip on his shoulder until your climax eases.
“Atta girl,” he smiled.
You open your eyes and your gaze wanders over to the bulge in his pants. "We should take care of that. Can't have you walking into the office in that state.”
“What do you suggest?”
“Whatever you want.” You bite down on your lip and palm him through his pants. He would love to fuck your mouth, but not when he’s in a rush. His thoughts are interrupted by his watch buzzing. He briefly checks the screen before turning his attention back to you.
“But if we don’t have time…”
“Get on all fours, now,” he ordered.
“Are you sure—”
“Now.” He says more firmly.
You scramble and shift on the mattress to get into position, ass up in mid-air for him. His hands steady your hips, angling you just right to make you both feel good. His fingers graze the tender flesh between your legs, checking if you were still wet from your orgasm—which you were.
Not long after, you feel the delicious stretch in your center.
You both let out gruff sounds of pleasure when he pushes into you. He pulls out just a little, then slides back in slowly. You press your face deep into the mattress, relishing the feeling of his cock massaging the bundle of nerves deep within.
Finding his rhythm, he fucks into you, thrusting in a steady pace. You claw at the sheets, moaning helplessly.
“That’s it, baby. Let me hear how good I make you feel.”
Your legs shook on a particularly deep downstroke. There was nothing else you could do but take whatever he gave you: the rhythmic slide and pull, coupled with the sounds of his hunger that escaped his lips. The scrape of his pants against your thighs told you he had pushed them down only far enough to free his cock, a sign of impatience that turned you on wildly.
One of his hands left your hip, moving to your front to rub circles over your clit.
“Oh my god,” you cry out while writhing in his grip. Over and over, he plunged into you repeatedly until your body hit its limit.
You came with a scream, quivering as your orgasm took over your senses.
His thrusts turn harder, raw grunts and moans spilling from him while you offer no resistance as he chases his own climax.
You feel his thighs slam against yours, then he shudders. His neck arches and he gasps your name. His face twists in agonized pleasure, eyes losing focus as he emptied himself into you.
He pulls out of you gingerly and you both collapse side-by-side onto the mattress.
“Let me just say,” he pants, “this was not what I had in mind when I brought you coffee.” He presses a quick kiss to your slicked forehead. “Not that I’m complaining.”
You giggle and curl into him while he wraps an arm around you in response. You catch a glimpse of the time from his watch. “Shit. Now you’re super late,” you grimace. “I’m sorry.”
He laughs huskily. “I’m not! I got an email alert saying that the client rescheduled the meeting and pushed the deadline back.”
You scrunch your face in confusion. As far as you’re concerned, you were both busy fooling around for the last half hour. “When did you get that email?”
“Right before I told you to get on all fours,” he says mischievously.
And now, you realize that you vaguely remember him glancing at his watch before he fucked your brains out.
“I’m off the hook! So we can have our day after all,” he beams.
“Really?”
“Yeah. Is there anything you want to do? I mean, you know, after we get cleaned up?” He chuckles.
You pause to think. After a few seconds, you declare, “Definitely–breakfast first! I worked up an appetite after all that.”
He guffaws at your response. “That’s my girl!”
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Hey there.... I'm been literally drowning on college projects and all that stuff, and I'm very stressed....like stressed and sleep deprived asf (and I look more like a vampire with how pale I got, even if I'm naturally fair skinned)
I need a emotional support firetruck hubby, who would remove me from that situation for a well deserved "me-time", and no.... I'm not talking about the lemony kind of, but more of a "I'm gonna draw you a bath and pamper you so much and make you take a nap of 8+ h... whatever you want it or not darling"
I need a purring firetruck hubby that runs like a furnace and dotes on me, cause I at the limit and I refuse to stop....either holo or mass displaced with fem s/o, pls....thanks you very much
I can definitely handle that, anon! I've never written mass displaced bots before but let's give it a try! I hope this helps you relax!!
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Your perception had become little more than a blur of books, notes, and the blinding glow of your laptop, with the occasional sip of a highly caffeinated beverage to keep you conscious. There wasn't a force on Earth that could tear you away from your work, not even the biological need to sleep, no matter how loudly your body called out for it. Adjusting yourself on your uncomfortable desk chair, (which had been chosen specifically to keep sleep at bay), you tried to soothe your aching head with promises of a nap once this particular batch of work was finished. Whenever that would be...
Quite without warning, a solid pair of arms scooped you up like a cat, pulling you from your chair leaving you to flail against a metal frame until you were adjusted bridal style over two solid servos.
"Heatwave!" you cried as scattered papers fluttered about the room, clinging to his mass shifted form as adrenaline surged through your body. Getting more settled in his grasp and securing an arm behind his helm, you allowed your heart to slow it's hammering against your ribs with a sigh before your nonexistent patience snapped and you got quite huffy about the intrusion. "What are you doing?!"
"Do you have any idea what time it is?" he asked, catching you off guard. Looking quite unaffected by your displeasure, he made no move to set you down, not that you had much of a will to fight him.
"No?" you answered honestly, vaguely recalling the clock showing some ridiculous late hour the last time you'd looked. "But it doesn't matter, I need to work-"
"You need to sleep, babe." he interrupted firmly, lifting you closer to his chassis as he maneuvered his pedes over the plentiful papers that had been scattered across the floor. The movement stirred up a weak burst of defiance in you, and you looked back towards your desk as he walked to the door, the sight of your ample remaining work summoning what little energy you had left to resist.
"I don't have time..." you protested weakly, hoping he would look past his stubborn, protective nature and just let you have this. There was simply so much you needed to get done, and the thought of going through the hoops required for an extension made you want to just deal with the lack of sleep. Being in his arms made it hard to care about much of anything, however, especially with the natural warmth of his armor soaking into your stiff muscles...
"I wasn't asking." Heatwave said with protective firmness, holding your head closer to his helm so he could speak in a soothing purr. Having your ear against his chest allowed you to hear the hum of his spark, and it was so unbelievably relaxing your traitorous eyes nearly drifted shut in an instant.
"I'll have to ask the board for more time, and there's no guarantee they'd give it to me." you said, offering one final token of resistance as he walked down the hallway and approached your bedroom. It was the one the two of you shared when he was mass displaced, and the thought of snuggling with your big, handsome fire truck all but eliminated your desire to resist his efforts. The world felt so far off and unimportant as he opened the door to your dark bedroom...
"Don't worry about that, I've got it handled." he said with a small chuckle, sounding quite proud of whatever he'd set up on your behalf. Brief musings as to what he planned on pulling faded when he laid you down on the massive, plush berth that had been designed to comfortably hold the both of you. Sinking face first into the bedding, you welcomed the calming touch of his hand on your back, smiling softly as he traced it up and down your aching spine. "Now; no more fussing..."
His voice faded as he slid his digits up to your shoulders, where he found the muscles rigid and sore from countless hours of stressful hunching.
"Pit, you're tense as a steel rod. How long were you bent over that desk?" he asked as he sat down on the berth with you. Blinking blearily, you tried to reply, but were cut off when his thick digits began to massage into all the places causing you pain. Having his warm, solid touch rubbing soothing circles over your back was all you needed to finally relax for real, and a soft sigh of satisfaction told him to continue.
"Take it easy now, babe." he soothed as unconsciousness came over you like a welcome blanket, your lips curling up in a smile as he pampered you to sleep. "I've got ya..."
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leo x reader kissing hcs
wc: 600
pairing: leo x gn reader
genre: fluff, sfw
warnings: none?? kissing and leo running late for something bc adhd
song rec: SPECIFICALLY the lyric "when we talked about kissing" from a song that I still want to gatekeep bc I want to write a full scenario for it so I don't want to spoil it but when I write/post that I'll edit it in here
Also this untitled Shauna Dean Cokeland song about cinnamon bubblegum
a/n: thinking of the richard scarry pigs kissing illustration <333
Leo is in fact
An amazing kisser
Absolutely delightful
A sweet treat even
God you could kiss him all day
And have probably come close before
And fuck me he loves kissing you too
Sometimes what motivates you to get through all your silly little tasks is getting to give him a big loving smooch
His lips are so warm and soft
Sometimes he’ll taste vaguely of something spicy and fruity citrus
He likes tropical twist and winterfresh gum so imagine him tasting kind of like that
He smiles into kisses a lot too
Just because you really do make him that happy
It’s so fucking cute
Sometimes you guys will kiss and kiss and kiss until you’re both so happy you’re smiling too much to kiss anymore
You just descend into giggly cuddles until you start kissing again
Sometimes if he’s trying to avoid being late for something bc of ~time blindness~
Just adhd things uwu
Once he grabs his bag and pulls on a jacket
Boy is from houston he’s cold all the time
He runs over to you and presses a quick big smooch on your cheek, then informs you he’s running horribly late bc he forgot that thing was at that time, and he’ll be back in an hour and he loves you
You love him too!!!
You tell him that and to have fun <3
And goddamn if it doesn’t make his heart FLUTTER every time
The whole time he’s doing the thing he’s supposed to be doing he’s just thinking about you
About why time has to drag by so slow
He just wants to get home so he can kiss you and make you giggle against his lips and murmur how much he loves you against your skin
After a painstaking hour that feels like an almost comically longer amount of time, he’s finally done
He stops to get a redbull for himself and an (optionally caffeinated) beverage of choice for you and texts you to ask if you want any snacks while he’s there
He returns shortly with your favorite chips and candy and plants the biggest kiss on your lips
He drops the bag he was holding
Thankfully containing nothing breakable
All his attention is focused on you
Overflowing love pours out of him and into you
Into your heart
Finally you part, foreheads touching, breath fanning over each other’s faces
“Hi,”
“Hi.”
“...I missed you.”
“I missed you too, Sparky.”
More kissing
More wonderful sweet soft warm loving kissing
It’s only after a minute or two after you finally pull away that you notice the bag of snacks is still on the floor
Or later when you’re getting ready for bed
You’re all comfy and in your pjs and getting ready to do your skincare before you go to sleep
You see him come up behind you in the mirror and rest his head on your shoulder
He presses little kisses along your neck and jaw
Eventually moving up to your face and murmuring in your ear about how good kisses are for your skin
He squeezes you tighter when you giggle, loving the sound
Soon you’re in bed together, all warm and cuddled up
You’re talking about anything that crosses your minds, just loving the togetherness, the sound of each other’s voice
Your hands are running through his hair and his face is nuzzled into your neck
You press kisses onto wherever your can reach, punctuating your sentences as you talk
They get slower and messier as you both get sleepier
You’re both out like lights before you know it
And you know as soon as you wake up tomorrow, he and the sun shining through your window will both be waking you up, pressing equally warm kisses into your skin
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I tried the Panera charged lemonade, specifically the blood orange flavor. It was terrible, it wasn't sweet at all and tasted sort of like what a trashcan smells like. How could anyone drink so much of this that they died?
They had a heart condition and didn't pay attention to the caffeine dose that was listed for the beverage.
I think that's what it was at least.
If so the lawsuit is like someone highly allergic to peanuts suing because nobody told them the food they consumed contained peanuts and they didn't bother to look at the label.
On the subject of Panera food, I worked at one and I only ever really liked the soup, grilled cheese was good too but that much like soup is difficult to screw up.
My dad has a double bypass on the menu for next year, he has to drink decaff after it, if he buys a can of coffee that's labeled decaff but isn't decaff and bad things happen that's a lawsuit, if he buys regular coffee and bad things happen that's a darwin award.
I looked
Also looked for what the in store marketing for the stuff was, no caffeine information on the signage on the stuff in a picture from July of this year.
Doing that now.
I still stand by the idea that you should look if you have a known condition that could be agitated by all of that, but panera also could also have been more proactive.
level of caffeine in one serving of that stuff buts up against the generally agreed upon max safe amount of the stuff for healthy people.
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WE SHALL BE MONSTERS
Header by @keltii-tea
Chapter 28: Epilogue
"Hey. Boss."
Chris Redfield looked up, his mug of green tea half-raised to his mouth. Tundra- Emily- stood in his office doorway, her forearm braced against the frame. Her dark eyes flicked up and down, taking in Chris's hunched position over the desk, his tea, the thin laptop he'd been staring at with brow furrowed, the stacks of papers heaped all over the desk, and the shelves, and the floor.
"Am I interrupting something?" she said, after a beat.
"Someone's always interrupting something," Chris said.
"Something important, though?"
Chris's mouth quirked in a smile. "What have you got for me?"
"All business, Chris." She stepped into his office and immediately crossed to the window to pull open the blinds. Chris squinted in the wash of gray sunlight, weak and rain-filled though it was. "Jesus, boss, this plant is barely clinging to life."
She'd turned toward the struggling money tree set atop an overflowing filing cabinet in the corner of the room, giving its dry leaves a flick.
Chris groaned, finally tearing his eyes away from the laptop in front of him. "Take it if you want. There's not really room for it in here."
"Nor water?"
"No water. Only caffeinated beverages and protein shakes."
"You need a life."
"Find me the time, and I'll get one. Come on." He beckoned to her. "Show me what you brought."
Emily kicked the door shut with her boot heel, cutting the sounds of the BSAA European HQ down to a murmur. The huge glass-and-steel edifice was uncomfortably modern, and made Chris feel like he was in some kind of biohazard research facility, or, God forbid, an Umbrella lab. But he'd got used to it, like he'd got used to a lot of things. He had to.
The work wasn't over yet.
Six months had passed since the events of the village. The second events, specifically, and one had to be specific when dealing with the BSAA bureaucracy. Chris longed to get back out in the field, dispense with this endless paperwork, but it was necessary for this latest project, this latest mission. Its parameters were simple:
Locate Rosemary Winters, the second host of the Romanian megamycete.
Easier said than done. Once the dust settled and the sphere of impenetrable mold-roots Rose had summoned around herself and the other Lords collapsed, it was empty.
Not surprising. She had found her family. She probably wanted more than anything to be alone with them. Time would tell whether that was a good thing- or an apocalyptically terrible one. Still, Chris reasoned, she'd been able to keep Heisenberg in check, albeit by a thread. As for the others...well. At least she wasn't Miranda.
The BSAA was there within a few hours, called in by Hound Wolf Squad to evacuate the townsfolk from the neighboring valley. They swept the area, the destroyed village, the great pit his bomb had blasted into the landscape. Chris hadn't seen Mia Winters amongst the Lords. Most likely she was dead, murdered by Heisenberg or one of the others in retaliation for her crimes against them. Or, knowing them, just for fun.
That was probably the tidiest solution, but Chris sure as hell hoped it wasn't how it had gone down with her. Mia had done terrible things over the course of her involvement with bioterrorism, and not to mention withholding Ethan's death and resurrection from him, but she'd still been his friend. They'd shared experiences. They'd shared grief. And in the end, all she'd wanted was to get Ethan back and maybe-
Maybe-
Begin to make things right.
And had she? Chris commandeered Hound Wolf Squad as BSAA choppers circled overhead, had searched the village ruins and delved down into the pit, lycan activity at a low thanks to the oncoming day. Ethan's remains would be down there, if they were anywhere, and he searched the crater all day, through the evening, past moonrise, into the beginnings of another night.
Nothing was there.
If Ethan's body had somehow survived the blast, if it had somehow lingered in some extant form, it- and he- was now long gone.
***
Emily tugged a chair over and sank into it, leafing through the thick file in her hands. It was bursting at the seams with documents, smaller folders, photographs and faxes and print-outs. All the compiled evidence from their operatives also on the mission, as well as documents sent from other, smaller BSAA hubs.
"Where shall I start..." Emily's red brows shot skyward. "Aha. Here's a good one. Okay, get this. In the underground alternative and industrial music scene of Berlin, Germany, a woman reports having seen a band play with- and I quote- 'supernatural skill and mesmerizing sexuality'. She goes on to describe the lead singer, bassist, and drummer: a very tall woman, a young blonde, and a man covered in scars who reportedly made the entire sound system levitate, much to the delight of the audience. And here's the kicker: this band's name? Black God Death Cult."
"False lead."
"Huh? Really?"
"Claire's seen them. Multiple times. They're clear."
"Oh. Uh, okay, then, still on the subject of music-" She ruffled some papers. "How about this. A black metal band in Iceland called Gear Torture whose aesthetic revolves around rust, decay, horror imagery-"
"Nah."
"What about Iron Stallion Sixty-"
"Em, I don't think the Four Lords are going undercover as a metal band," Chris interrupted.
"Iron Stallion Sixty-Nine isn't metal, Chris," Tundra said dryly.
"Please move on."
"You sure you don't want to hear about-" Her voice dropped into crime-show-announcer tones. "-the Monster Catfish of Lake Baikal, Captured on Video? Could be the fish-man. There's a YouTube link."
"No."
"Right. So here's an interesting one. An entire convent of nuns in Samokov, Bulgaria described to one of our operatives their strange and entrancing visions of dead relatives that plagued them for hours before dissipating. Their water supply tested clear, as did their food, but a peculiar organic particulate lingering in the air raised questions with the investigation team whether young Lady Beneviento had come to call."
"A convent of nuns."
"That's what this says."
"Had a bunch of visions."
"Correct."
Chris leaned back in his too-small chair, rubbing his hand down his face. God, he was tired, and the green tea wasn't doing shit to change that. Maybe he should swap back to coffee. Maybe he should go have a cigarette. "Maybe they should call an exorcist."
"Boss, are you taking this seriously?"
"Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Em." He let out his breath and straightened up, reaching for his now-lukewarm tea. "Keep going."
She watched him through her lowered lashes, fox-like eyes sharp as ever. "Do you even want to find her?" she asked, quietly.
Chris met her gaze. The silence between them lingered. He could hear the rain beating against the window, the traffic twenty stories below, the hum of the building around them, the conversation in the hall that grew louder and faded as it passed his door. This place, this world. All the people in it, alive and breathing because so many like Emily and the rest of Hound Wolf Squad- like him- like Piers, and Ethan, and all the others who had given their lives- had sacrificed so much to keep the monsters back. To keep them from the door. To decide, sometimes in extremis, where the line must be drawn. How far he had to go to keep the darkness at bay.
And six months ago, whether he liked it or not, he'd crossed that line. Rose had become...he didn't know what. A new Miranda? He hoped not. A new host for the megamycete was his official take, but he knew it was more than that. The megamycete...the Black God...was more than that. Archival memory, spanning thousands of years. Power he could scarcely fathom. Power that organizations like Umbrella, like the Connections, like Ouroboros, for all their dreams of conquest and grandeur, could only scratch the surface of.
Sparrows, thinking because they felt the sunlight on their wings, they knew the true heat of the sun.
Rosemary had made her decision. She had stood with the other mutants, open to his fire. He should have taken her down. He could have. Cult leader or not, she was flesh and blood. But he hadn't. He'd lowered his rifle.
He'd let her go.
And even now, he couldn't be sorry about that. He thought of Heisenberg, of all people, and what must have transpired in the days after the village's original destruction to make him into what he had become. A far cry from the great Lord who'd served Miranda, that was for damn sure. When you can't bend, you break. And he couldn't deny Heisenberg and Rose were survivors.
And, maybe, though it chafed to admit it, though it went against everything he'd fought for all these years-
They were people, too.
Time would tell if they became decent ones.
So he looked at Emily and shrugged. "'Course I do," he told her. "Any more cryptids in that file of yours?"
"Nah. That's it for now. I'll come back when there's more."
"I'll take a look. Make sure Black God Death Cult isn't a front for Karl Heisenberg's newest cyborg army scheme after all."
"Sure thing, boss." She tossed the file onto his desk. It landed with a weighty smack. "Hey. Come to dinner this Friday? My wife's making that one stir fry thing you like."
"If I can get out-"
"Come on, Chris."
He smiled again. "Okay, Em. See you later."
She left with the money tree. The door clicked shut. Chris stared at the file for a couple seconds, then reached out for it.
Something was sticking from the papers within- a corner of stiff cardstock. Chris frowned and tugged it forth. A postcard. A little dented, a little battered. The front showed a generic seaside scene. The back-
He read it once, twice, without comprehension. Then it struck him. A rush of cold and hot, crackling through his nerves. He didn't move from his place at the desk, his fingers locked around the postcard with its single message, written in bubbly letters.
Wish you were here.
His head jerked up as the door to his office opened again and Emily stuck her head through. "Sorry, boss," she said, a little breathless. "You got a visitor."
"...Who is it?"
"You'd...you'd better come and see."
The tension radiating from the waiting room was thick in the air, even before Chris and Emily strode in, Em snapping effortlessly into Tundra-mode, her hand resting lightly on her holstered sidearm. They made it down the stairs and into the waiting room, as modern as the rest of the building, its glass exterior wall cutting out in sharp silhouette the half-dozen plainclothes operatives with pistols pointed at the solitary figure between them. The receptionist had her hand on a panic button; relief filled her eyes when Chris and Emily entered the room and stopped outside the circle of BSAA ops.
"What's going on here?" Chris said.
"Sir." One of the operatives nodded at the stranger, who wore a hooded jacket, a large, heavy-looking duffel bag open and on the floor at their feet. Their hands were raised, their head down. "She just came in. Asked to see you. Then showed what was in the bag."
Chris kept his eyes on the stranger. He couldn't see her face- just a glimpse of chin and a couple strands of gray-brown hair. His hands lifted, palms out, he stepped past the gun barrels. The stranger didn't move as he bent, as he moved aside the open zipper of the bag.
The light gleamed off milky crystal. A collection of broken limbs. And a familiar face.
A smile touched Chris's mouth.
"Thought you were dead, Mia," he said.
Mia Winters pulled back her hood. She looked about as tired as he felt, dark circles stamped under her eyes, her brows furrowed together. But he saw hope in her gaze, and in her voice when she spoke, vivid and undeniable.
"Not yet," she said. "And...I'm hoping...that's two of us." She glanced around at the other operatives, then back to Chris. "I heard you have access to something miraculous. You call it the MARS, right? A mold recombination system?"
She paused, and there was something brittle in the silence, a yearning so strong it seemed to shimmer from her, from every tense movement. Her lips fluttered; she licked them, then took a short breath to speak again.
"A means of resurrection?" she asked.
Chris should have ordered her immediate arrest. Should have ordered Ethan's remains whisked away, stored in containment somewhere until a thousand and a half tests could be run on the calcified biomatter.
Could have, should have, would have.
This time, for the first time in nearly sixteen years, his full smile felt real.
"I think," he told Mia, holding out his hand for hers, "we can talk."
***
Sunlight, fading.
A brush of warmth on her skin, just as fast stolen by the wind.
Another day, ending.
"Eyes on the road, kid."
"I know." Rose opened her eyes, focusing again on the long, curving single-track road ahead of the range rover wheels. The vehicle had once been painted green; now it was more rust than paint, the entire body rattling ominously each time she accelerated, but Heisenberg had souped up the engine to breathtaking levels. Now, it ran like a luxury automobile, albeit with more glowing exhaust ports and clouds of black smoke than most.
Rippling fields of grass spread to either side, golden in the fading, liquid light of afternoon. Cloud-shadows moved over the expanse of moorland like great beasts just beneath the surface of still water, the land itself flowing like the sea until it broke off, suddenly, and plunged to the waves themselves, the world ending in favor of the water.
Here and there, patches of purple heather or jutting rock formations broke the expanse of green-gray and blue-green and peat-brown, but the splendor of this place was in the sky, unbroken by tree or building or mountain, echoing on and on forever.
Rose had never visited the Highlands during her and Heisenberg's brief stint in Glasgow; neither had he, and, glancing sideways at him in the passenger seat, Rose could see the way he drank it in with his eyes, even behind his round shades. Every new place must still seem like a wonder to him; two decades wasn't so long to be out, not in comparison to the long life he'd led before. He did a pretty good job covering up his true feelings with brash remarks and cocky bravado, but in the end, he did have a heart.
Rose knew. She'd literally seen it.
He wasn't driving. He was forbidden to after they'd been pulled over eight times in England and southern Scotland for driving all over the center line and yelling threats at the other drivers that included suggestions he'd remove their limbs and sew them on backwards, a feat which, Rose also knew, Heisenberg was fully capable of. They'd had a drawn-out argument which ended in Rose stealing his glasses and hiding them until he one- bought her a coffee and two- gave her sole driving privileges. Though, Rose reasoned, if he really, really wanted to, nothing was stopping him from taking control of the entire metal body of the car and doing something, uh, uncool.
Now, silence had fallen, save for the sound of the tires on the road, the low, hazy music on the radio, and the wind whistling through the cracked window. A new place. Each hill, each dip in the land, each ancient stone tower standing sentinel against the sky, each meter of road racing beneath them, each was new.
They were out.
They were free.
All of them. Even Moreau. They had retreated from the carnage of the village after Rose's dramatic little declaration to Chris, and Moreau had insisted, with his newfound confidence, the Lords go and check on his followers down by the reservoir.
They were there, all right, the group of robed cultists shivering in the frigid dawn, bare feet blue in the snow. They were used to castle life, after all. But Moppet bounded toward him with a squeal of delight and threw herself into Moreau's arms, raining kisses down on his face and slimy lips while Moreau held her.
"Your holy relic saved us, Lord Moreau!" Moppet said, between kisses. "The phial you gave me so long ago? It spared all of us from the wolves!"
"Thank goodness," Moreau mumbled. "Thank goodness. If...if I had lost you...if I had lost you for good..."
His eyes were squeezed shut, the contentment on his face undeniable. Rose thought of the glimpse she'd seen of him before, the earnest love on his face as he'd spoken to Miranda and Eva. The face might look a little different, but the love was the same. Better, now. Moppet looked at him exactly the same way.
At last, Moppet stood back, flushed and giggling, and Moreau faced Rose and the Lords once more.
"Come with us," Rose urged. "Your followers, too. You're always a part of this family."
Moreau gave her a look of gentle melancholy. "No, Rosemary," he told her. "I...I will never...never be...welcome out there. Beyond. Once, maybe, I..." He paused for a moment, staring hard into the distance. "A long, long time ago, maybe, I would have...wanted. But now...no more. No longer. I have found something...something...better."
He glanced at Moppet. "And where...I belong."
"Okay," Rose said. She swooped forward and gave him a little peck on the cheek. "You know best."
He touched his cheek, then bobbed his head up and down in a firm nod. "I will see you..." he said, then seemed to ponder. "Again," he decided. "Perhaps."
"Good luck, Salvatore," Rose told him. "All of you."
"See ya, fishstick," Heisenberg said gruffly, elbowing Moreau in the side. "Take care of the dame, now, won't you?"
"Forever," Moreau said, taking Moppet's hand, holding it tight between his own.
And, later, Rose stood by as Moreau led his people to a cleft in a rocky cliff, a cave mouth leading down and down into darkness. One by one, they stepped through, Moppet holding aloft a lantern, her back laden with a pack full of supplies, each of the other cultists now outfitted for the journey- to where, Rose had no idea. A better place, perhaps, than Moreau had ever known. A kinder one. A crystal city, far beneath the earth.
A paradise, where they would be safe forever.
It wasn't her place to know. She simply watched as Moreau's followers vanished into the darkness, as Moppet's lantern bobbed, a ball of light, then a point, then a pinprick, then gone altogether.
Dimitrescu, too. Once Moreau and his followers set out, the rest of them, bruised and exhausted and starving, had trooped up to the castle to huddle in the dark, dank, dusty rooms and rest as best they could. The first floor, and the entry wing to the castle, was still crusted with Moreau's slime- pretty wrecked- not to mention the ominous pool of dried gore that covered the cracked floor of the main hall.
Dimitrescu merely smiled at this.
"My dinner," she said, "disagreed with me." and extended a single nail to pick at some invisible scrap between her clean white teeth.
Past the first floor, however, Rose couldn't help but gasp at the splendor. Glossy white walls covered with ornamental gilt, sconces molded in the shapes of flowers, gleaming mahogany and priceless artworks. The layer of dust and grime over it all couldn't disguise that this place totally freaking ruled. Rose decided to not ask to have a look at the basement. Preserve the illusion, and all that.
Dimitrescu vanished somewhere in the maze of corridors, leaving Rose, Donna, Angie, and Heisenberg to pass out on one of the gargantuan four-posters in one of the castle's many bedrooms, to hide from the sound of helicopters outside, to stuff down as much preserved meat and tinned goods and priceless wine as they could scavenge from the kitchens.
Eventually, days later, Dimitrescu re-emerged. Rose had looked up from her book, from which she'd been reading a story to Donna and Angie. Her eyes got big. If Lady Dimitrescu had been intimidating before, fixed up and dressed to the nines she was nothing short of breathtaking. Swathed in shimmering silver silk jersey, in smoke-gray furs soft as snowfall, rope of pearls at her throat, black hat perched on her fresh, gleaming curls, she set a long cigarette holder to her crimson lips and exhaled blue into the gloom.
"Fuck, Alci," Heisenberg said, as a wave of expensive amber-musk perfume rolled across them. "Something die in here?"
"Shut up, you disgusting little rat," she snapped, and took another drag on her cigarette. She seemed to gather herself, then turned with a smile to face Rose.
"Child," she said. "I wish to offer my most...sincere thanks for your involvement in the reclamation of my castle. And I wish to convey how deeply sorry I am that I must, now, say farewell."
"What?" Rose closed her book. "You're leaving, too?"
Heisenberg let out a bark of triumphant laughter.
"Indeed," Dimitrescu said, with a glare toward him and a slight edge to her voice. "I know you and your...caretaker...will be wanting to travel together, and that simply will not do for me. Besides. The events here...our brother's regeneration...my own...and yours," she added, nodding to Donna. "All of it has made me consider...mmm...future paths I thought had been closed to me."
A distant look filled her eyes, her self-satisfied smirk fading. "Future paths I thought were long gone," she went on.
"Your daughters?" Rose asked.
Dimitrescu looked down on her again. "Indeed."
"They...they might not have regenerated, like you did," Rose said, tentatively. "They weren't Lords."
"No," Dimitrescu agreed. "But consider this, child. When your father slaughtered them, and sold them, and smiled at my misfortune, all hope was lost. And I was lost with it. All things, shattered. All loyalties, tested. Now, there is hope again. And though it may end in blood and tears for me...for them- for my darling girls- I will risk it."
She took up an oxblood traveling-case- stamped, Rose noticed, with the House Dimitrescu crest.
"I will return," she said, casting her gaze about the heights of the room, about the castle beyond. "Rest assured. But for now..."
A feral glint entered her eyes.
"...I must have words with the Duke."
***
Donna, meanwhile, was fast asleep in the back of the range rover, impervious to the bumps and jostles in the uneven road. Rose glanced at her in the rearview mirror. She'd shed her usual eyepatch, her hair down around her shoulders, and though she still tended toward gothy shades and heeled lace-up boots, she'd begun to branch out a little from mourning clothes.
Now, for the special occasion, she'd worn a long embroidered skirt, a brooch at her throat she said had belonged to her mother, and a gray woolen coat she'd made herself. Her arms were curled loosely around Angie, and at her side, tucked for safekeeping under the other seat belt, was an intricately-wrapped box tied with a ribbon.
"Heh. Honk the horn," Heisenberg said.
"Oh my god. You are evil."
He made a wild lunge for the horn. Rose cracked her elbow right into his face. Donna slept on. The moors rolled past, and eventually Rose and Heisenberg quieted down again, and the silence came in, and the wind, and they caught their first glimpse of the sea.
It came up fast- one moment the land seemed endless, and then it broke away, and the ocean spread before them. Vast; endless. Heisenberg leaned forward a little, tipping his glasses up on his head. He'd never seen the ocean before leaving the village with her. What an impossible wonder it must have seemed. What sheer emptiness. Rose wondered if that first sight had been exhilarating to him, or terrifying. She didn't ask. She didn't want to break the silence.
She didn't ask, either, about Mia.
She'd vanished from the chaos. She'd never turned up at the castle. Maybe the BSAA had taken her. And maybe- after what Heisenberg had told her during their several days hiding out in the castle- she'd had her eye on a different goal. Even now, thinking of her, a boil of vindictive heat twisted in Rose's guts. After all she'd done, she'd get away without incident? With Ethan's body? Still. Rose couldn't exactly hold her crimes against her, not for long. How could she, when she'd done what she did for the Four Lords?
They were out, now, free in the world. She'd given them all the means to do what they'd done under Miranda, to be monsters anew. And what monsters they'd once been. A village, destroyed. Decades of pain and suffering, nightmares inflicted on the innocent. Nightmares the scope of which she couldn't truly understand, could only witness through the dreams of the dead. And there was no accounting for that. No true forgiveness. Not unless the dead returned. And that wasn't possible, not for everyone.
But it could end. And now, maybe, it had. And that was all she had. She could only hope it would prove enough.
The road ended in a small car park, empty of other vehicles. Rose parked and killed the engine, dropping down to the dusty pavement. Donna stirred as Rose rapped on the window, then followed Heisenberg out past the pavement, wading through the golden, knee-high grass, all the way to the place where the world ended.
Seagulls mewed and tilted, tossed on the high breeze. The waves crashed at the cliff foot, great sprays of freezing spume and swells of deep, dark blue. The color of the ocean wasn't constant; it shifted, one moment a vivid glass-green, the next a deep, pensive gray, fading to mist out at the point where sky met sea.
Even in early August, the chill of the sea wind was sharp, biting through Rose's jean jacket and into her skin. She shivered. Heisenberg shifted closer, knocking his warm shoulder to hers.
"Happy birthday, kid," he told her.
"Don't mention it."
"Why this place?"
"Ah." She lifted an eyebrow. "You are looking at what will soon be the most beautiful sunset in Britain. According to this one article I read online, anyway. I thought...y'know. Not to get mushy, but I thought it'd be a good place to...begin. Again. Formally. You know, since it's my birthday, a big marker, kind of a nice symbolic breaking-off point-"
"Yeah, I get it."
"Okay, okay." She shut up, watching the waves. "Thanks."
"...Yeah?"
"Without you, I wouldn't be here to turn seventeen and stare at the stupid water."
He smirked. "And don't you forget it."
Rose snorted and rolled her eyes, then looked back at Donna by the range rover, struggling with the hamper.
"Guess we should help her or something," Heisenberg muttered.
"Could just stand here and watch her."
"Careful, kid. You're starting to sound like me."
The three of them together set up near the cliff's edge, spreading a blanket over the grass, weighing it down with jars of honey, cheese and bread, Romanian dishes with pronunciations Donna coached her through. A thermos of tea, full of rich spices that melted on the tongue. And, inside the intricate box, jewel-like pastries so delicately-made they could have only come from Donna's hands. Angie tore at one like a starving raccoon, while Rose marveled at the chocolate tarts and honey-and-walnut mucenici, savoring each bite. She opened presents- a handmade blouse, jacket, and trousers from Donna, embroidered with black and gold roses, and from Heisenberg-
"Since you lost your sword, and all," he said as she lifted the knife from the grease-stained paper grocery bag he'd crumpled around it in place of wrappings. Its blade flared deep-blue in the dying sunlight, and when Rose took its hilt, it fit her hand like she'd been born with it there. She ran her thumb over the thorny vines worked into the crossguard.
"I..." she started. She had to cough and start over. "...I didn't know you were capable of making anything this pretty."
"Shut up and say thank you."
The sun began to set. It sank toward the sea; it melted, and set the wind afire, painting a river of gold over the tops of the waves. The bite of the wind sharpened, and Rose and Heisenberg and Donna and Angie ended up huddled together, like they had been in the castle.
Rose rested her chin on the tops of her knees, staring out toward the horizon. Ouroboros was still out there. She'd take it down, it and so many monstrous things like it. The BSAA, too, and Chris, and her mother. But that was all for another day. For now, she could sit and watch the sunset, taste the wind, the scent of endings bitter on her tongue.
The end of another day.
The beginnings of a new one.
She shifted. Heisenberg looped his arm over her shoulders. She tipped her head sideways against his shoulder, her fingers loosely interlaced with Donna's.
"Drat," Donna said, softly.
"What is it?"
"I think I may have left the stove on in that...strange little house we stayed in."
"Broke in," Heisenberg said.
"Hm. Well..." Her expression became sly. "...I hope they don't mind."
Rose snorted. "You're the coolest aunt ever."
Donna turned bright red, hugging Angie. The doll gibbered at her, and Donna turned up her sleeve, made a small nick in the dead-white flesh of her inner arm, and allowed the tendrils of the Cadou within Angie's head latch onto the cut and feed on the blood. Rose watched, fascinated. Coolest aunt ever, indeed.
"Aha," Heisenberg said, suddenly. "Almost forgot." He reached inside his coat and pulled forth a folder, thin and sepia-stained and tied with twine, stamped with the Ouroboros serpent. Rose lifted her eyebrows as he held it up.
"Did-" she started.
"Did Mia send me this via that weird airmail envelope that courier handed me last week? Yeah. Dunno how the fuck she got ahold of it, but, uh..."
A small black and white photograph was paperclipped to the front. A little boy, facing front, dressed in an old-fashioned collared shirt and V-neck sweater. His round face and bowl-cut hair were those of a stranger, but Rose knew his eyes all too well.
"It's your file," she murmured.
"Sure is. The real deal." His whole life. All the lost decades of it, pieced together by Ouroboros researchers in some distant facility. His past, there in his hands.
"Are you gonna open it?" Rose asked.
Heisenberg considered. Then, in one movement, he tossed it. It spun into the air and over the edge of the cliff, gone in an instant.
"Nah," he said.
He settled again by Rose's side. The three of them watched the sun, watched it sink beneath the horizon, watched the shadows creep long over the sea.
Rose felt a stirring of dread at the darkness, so like the depths of the Black God, the depths of Miranda's grief. She still didn't fully understand what she'd inherited, what it meant for the future. She'd probably never understand it, not unless she lived, as Miranda had said, a long, long life.
And as to who she was?
Maybe there were no real answers.
Heisenberg must have sensed her discomfit. He gave her cheek a light poke with his thumb. "You okay, kid?"
"Yeah. Just..." She let out her breath. "You'll always have my back, right?"
"As demonstrated."
"Good."
"Good?"
She looked up at him, and Donna. And yeah, they were terrible. And yeah, they'd done some really, really bad shit. And yeah, they were all mutant monsters.
But so was she.
It filled her, then, with a pang so strong it was close to pain. That she was so she was who she was, in this place, in this body. That they were there with her.
She leaned into Heisenberg, squeezed Donna's hand. "Good that I found you again."
It didn't matter who she was. She'd figure out everything she needed to know herself. And she wouldn't be alone, not even if the night grew dark and the wolves began to howl. They would be with her every step of the path.
"Not gonna get sick of us monsters, kid?" Heisenberg said.
"You're not just monsters," Rose told him. "You're worse. You're family."
#saints of warding#re8 fanfiction#re8 fic#karl heisenberg#rosemary winters#donna beneviento#alcina dimitrescu#salvatore moreau#chris redfield#mia winters#ethan winters#mother miranda#angie beneviento#re8 oc#resident evil village oc#hound wolf squad#resident evil village#re8#resident evil#chapter 28
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Choices November Challenge Prompts
Prompts
I have done something different this time from when I have hosted before. The first two columns, the prompts come from the National Day Calendar. The third column are three word phrases that you can include either as narrative or dialogue.
The fanworks must be posted in November (with late entries accepted through December 5). The works do not have to be posted on the specific day. You want to use the prompt cashews (from the 23rd) and post it on November 5, go ahead. Just make sure in your note or tags to tell me the day or the prompt.
As always, if you have any questions, please ask either here or send a message to my main at @lucy-268.
Have fun!
1 Animal Rescue | Cinnamon | All is well.
2 Vegan | Deviled Eggs | I'd love to!
3 He Cooks | Sandwiches | You are joking.
4 Jersey | Candy | I can't dance.
5 Health | Donuts | Maybe you're right.
6 Music | Nachos | How are you?
7 Color the World Orange | Chocolate with Almonds | Thanks so much.
8 Teaching | Cappuccino | Do it now.
9 Adoption | Breakfast | I miss you.
10 ��Stout (beer) | Cupcakes | Dreams come true.
11 Nurses | Sundaes | I just can't.
12 Books | Pizza | Let it go.
13 Kindness | Indian Pudding | Try something new.
14 Tongue Twister | Spicy Guacamole | Are you sure?
15 Conversation | Bundt Cake | Let's get drunk.
16 Tolerance | Fast Food | Now or never.
17 Happy | Baklava | Keep it legal.
18 Maps | Vichyssoise | Haters gonna hate.
19 Board Game | Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine | Appreciate the moment.
20 Birthday | Peanut Butter Fudge | I love you.
21 Red Mittens | Gingerbread Cookie | Get enough sleep.
22 Puzzles | Cranberry Relish | I'll be there.
23 Jukebox | Cashews | Please forgive me.
24 Thankful | Sardines | Count your blessings.
25 Shopping | Parfaits | I trust you.
26 Travel | Cake | Change is good.
27 Aura | Bavarian Cream Pie | I got this.
28 Astronomy | French Toast | You like that?
29 Hobby | Butter | Against all odds.
30 Purse | Mousse | It isn't over.
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Pepsi Can Designs Ranked
as you may have noticed i'm very into soda and beverage containers in general, and i've had pepsi on the brain for a few days so here's my ranking of every can design they have listed currently on their website. i'm sure there's been like a million others through the years and years that pepsi has been a thing, but it's just for fun and i'm not gonna make a list that's a full book long
13. Nitro Pepsi Vanilla
really don't care for the color scheme here. i get that it's meant to be the color of vanilla but it's just not the kind of shade i want to see on my soda can, y'know? it's giving pilk. big pilk vibes here. and the spray-paint logo doesn't pop, especially not when it's only the blue without the red. maybe the biggest nail in nitro vanilla's coffin, though, is those big ugly brass-colored block letters. yuck
12. Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry
diet pepsi already has this ugly tin color that doesn't exactly appeal the appetite, and all the additional detail here is like putting a lipstick on a pig. except the lipstick somehow made the pig uglier. the flowing red on the top and the bubble detailing just does not work with this backdrop, and their simplicity really becomes painfully evident when there's nothing else to occupy your eyes
11. Pepsi Caffeine Free
sigh. i wanted to like her, but i just don't. it feels so metallic but in the wrong way, reminding me more of a cavity filling than a winner's medal. this is a case where i actually wish they had used detailing instead of just coating the thing in a (surprisingly rather dull) gold sheen. what might have been...
10. Diet Pepsi
once again, it's just dull. soda is meant to be a fun drink, something that pops out at you in the grocery aisle. i guess maybe if you're drinking diet you may not agree, but either way this just looks like a dog food tin. here, i'm glad they didn't do any detailing, but it still just leaves it looking sad :(
9. Pepsi Zero Sugar Mango
has a lot of the good elements of both classic pepsi zero sugar and pepsi mango, but ends up being less than the sum of its parts. orange works with black since just about anything works with black, but it lacks any real sense of synergy between the colors. don't care for the bubble detailing over the more subtle black background, either; i get that it's there to give some more visual excitement but basically i just wish they'd use some other type of detailing lol
8. Pepsi Zero Sugar Wild Cherry
basically all the same issues as zero sugar mango but i like red and black as a match better than orange and black. moving on!
7. Nitro Pepsi
now we're starting to get somewhere. still suffers from some of the problems as vanilla, but that deep blue color is gorgeous, and works nicely as an allusion to the blue of classic pepsi without ripping from it directly. i don't even mind the details as much here, because at least they pop more against the colored background. white against blue is far better than blue against off-white. still don't love the spray-paint style logo, though
6. Pepsi
something to be said for the classics, eh? it's a lovely shade of blue, really, with a tasteful metallic trim and a halfway decent version of the logo. we could complain about the modern lowercase logo, but it's not like many of these other varieties are offering much as an alternative. except...
5. Pepsi Real Sugar
mostly the same as classic, same blue, same logo. obviously the text logo is different, but i'll be honest this is not one of the logos i'm sentimental for. at least it has some swagger though! now let's be real - the big draw here is the slopes at the top. see how they're shorter than the other cans? those are the bony hips of a lady with a harsh, narrow, boyish frame. and we love her for it
4. Pepsi Wild Cherry
(sorry some of these images are kinda fucked up lol, i'm trying to find ones that match the specific designs on the website)
ultimately just pepsi classic with some extra pizzazz. the red flow detail at the top is like an extension of the red in the logo. not too much to say, just a slightly snazzy option
3. Diet Pepsi Caffeine Free
ohh pretty pretty girl. this is what regular caffeine free wishes it could be. a nice delicate pure white background that doesn't need any detailing because it has that tasteful gold trim and elements of the logo. it maybe feels a little overly clean, but not in a sickening way. the design really makes me believe that this drink is gonna be refreshing. what a sweetie :)
2. Pepsi Zero Sugar
call me edgy but i'm just a sucker for darker black palettes. keeping it simple here: just a black can with the logo and some white text telling you what makes it special. it's purposefully low effort. it doesn't need to try any harder because it knows it has already done everything it came to do without breaking a sweat
1 . Pepsi Mango
complimentary colors? how fucking revolutionary!! look at that blue and orange palette - now THAT'S synergy! the bubble detailing is perfect here, although i wish it extended into the orange section. also a problem i have with basically all the fruit variants is that they just kinda slap a jpg of the fruit in the corner of the logo. could have tried to make the mango look like the circular logo or something fun like that. in any case, this is my favorite of all of these; it's bright but not blinding, knows how to use its colors, and just overall strikes a brilliant balance that's appealing in each and every way it needs to be!
that's all! now time to see if tumblr will let me post something with this many images 😓 thanks 4 reading!!
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if you're still doing the headcanon meme, can you do 18 and 26 for Jack and 28 and 33 for Omi?
i AM still doing the headcanon meme!
Jack:
18. Favorite beverage?
I don't know about anything specific but it's definitely sweet and super caffeinated. he probably mixes a bunch of things together that really shouldn't be mixed, like red bull and coffee and 5 hour energy. ew now i'm thinking about how that would taste.
26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
I mean he's basically living his plans right now. I guess his plans are just to continue growing his company and more importantly to keep working on his robots and AI since that's his passion. He doesn't really have any contingency plans because he doesn't think he'll need them, but he has enough money that if things don't work out he'll be able to mostly land on his feet.
Omi:
28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
Omi doesn't really have anyone he considers friends, or at least not peers. He doesn't have anyone his age or on his level who he can see as an equal (up until meeting Jermaine, lol). I guess by default his best friend is Dojo, but Dojo's more of a parental figure to him. He's also on good terms with Master Monk Guan and trains with him occasionally.
Omi's worst enemy in his mind at this point is probably Wuya, less because of any personal beef with her and more because she represents everything he's been training his whole life to fight against.
33. Concept of home and family?
The Xiaolin Temple is his home, and Dojo and Fung are his family. He doesn't really call them that to their faces, and I don't think he consciously thinks of them as his parents, but they are. omi has two dads.
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Exploring the Uses of Medicinal Plants: Nature's Pharmacy
Introduction to Medicinal Plants
Medicinal plants have been integral to human health and wellness for millennia, offering a treasure trove of natural remedies that continue to play a crucial role in both traditional and modern medicine. In this comprehensive exploration, we delve into the diverse uses of medicinal plants, from their historical significance to their potential future in research and innovation.
Definition and Historical Significance
Medicinal plants encompass a broad spectrum of botanical species that have been utilized for their therapeutic properties. This practice dates back to ancient civilizations, where healers and shamans discovered the healing potential of various plants, laying the foundation for herbal medicine.
Importance in Traditional and Modern Medicine
Throughout history, medicinal plants have been the cornerstone of traditional healing systems across cultures, from Ayurveda in India to Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) and Native American herbalism. In modern times, these plants remain vital, providing sources of active compounds for pharmaceutical drugs and serving as natural alternatives for health and wellness.
Common Medicinal Plants
Overview of Well-Known Plants (e.g., Aloe Vera, Ginseng, Turmeric)
Certain medicinal plants have gained widespread recognition for their health benefits. Aloe vera, known for its soothing properties, is used to treat burns and skin irritations. Ginseng is prized in traditional Asian medicine for its apoptogenic properties, promoting vitality and longevity. Turmeric, has potential anti-inflammatory and antioxidant effects due to its active compound curcumin.
Their Traditional and Current Uses
These plants have versatile applications. Aloe vera is used in skincare products, herbal remedies, and even beverages for its cooling and healing properties. Ginseng is incorporated into tonics and supplements to boost energy and enhance cognitive function. Turmeric finds its way into culinary dishes and dietary supplements, offering support for joint health and overall wellness.
Health Benefits of Medicinal Plants
Overview of Various Health Conditions Treated
Medicinal plants address a wide range of health conditions, spanning digestive issues, skin disorders, immune support, respiratory ailments, and more. Each plant contains unique bioactive compounds that target specific areas of health.
Examples: Digestive Issues, Skin Disorders, Immune Support
For digestive health, plants like peppermint and ginger aid in soothing upset stomachs and relieving nausea. Calendula and lavender are prized for their skin-healing properties, used in ointments and creams for eczema and wounds. Immune-boosting plants such as echinacea and elderberry are popular during cold and flu seasons.
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Phytochemicals and Active Compounds
Explanation of Phytochemicals
Phytochemicals are bioactive compounds found in plants that contribute to their medicinal properties. These include polyphenols, flavonoids, alkaloids, and terpenes, each with specific health-promoting effects.
Importance of Active Compounds in Medicinal Plants
The efficacy of medicinal plants hinges on their active compounds. For instance, the polyphenols in green tea exhibit antioxidant properties, protecting cells from oxidative stress. Alkaloids like caffeine in coffee and tea contribute to their stimulating effects on the nervous system.
Antioxidant Properties
Role of Medicinal Plants in Fighting Oxidative Stress
Oxidative stress contributes to aging and disease by causing cellular damage. Medicinal plants rich in antioxidants, such as blueberries and green tea, help neutralize free radicals and reduce oxidative damage.
Examples of Plants with High Antioxidant Content
Berries like goji and acai are celebrated for their antioxidant-rich profiles, offering protection against chronic diseases like heart disease and cancer. Turmeric, with its potent curcuminoids, also exhibits strong antioxidant effects.
Anti-inflammatory Effects
How Medicinal Plants Reduce Inflammation
Inflammation underlies many chronic diseases, from arthritis to cardiovascular conditions. Medicinal plants like ginger, turmeric, and willow bark contain compounds that inhibit inflammatory pathways, offering natural relief without the side effects of conventional anti-inflammatory drugs.
Plant Examples (e.g., Ginger, Turmeric, Willow Bark)
Gingerols in ginger and curcumin in turmeric are known for their anti-inflammatory properties, making them popular choices for joint pain and muscle soreness. Willow bark contains salicin, a precursor to aspirin, which eases pain and reduces inflammation.
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Digestive Health
Medicinal Plants for Digestive Disorders
Plants like peppermint, chamomile, and fennel seeds are used to alleviate digestive discomfort, including bloating, indigestion, and irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). These herbs promote healthy digestion and soothe gastrointestinal distress.
Natural Remedies for Common GI Issues
Peppermint oil relaxes intestinal muscles, easing spasms and discomfort. Chamomile tea reduces inflammation in the gut lining, while fennel seeds aid in digestion and reduce gas.
Immune System Support
Plants That Boost Immunity
Echinacea, garlic, and astragalus are renowned for their immune-enhancing properties. These plants stimulate the immune response and help the body fend off infections.
Apoptogenic Plants and Their Role
Apoptogenic herbs like ashwagandha and holy basil help the body adapt to stress, which indirectly supports immune function by reducing the negative impact of stress hormones on immunity.
Skin Care and Healing
Use of Plants in Skincare Products
The beauty industry incorporates medicinal plants into skincare formulations for their nourishing and healing effects. Aloe vera gel, shea butter, and rosehip oil are popular ingredients in natural skincare products.
Healing Properties of Medicinal Plants for Skin Conditions
Calendula soothes inflamed skin and promotes wound healing. Tea tree oil is used for its antibacterial properties in treating acne. Rosemary extract acts as a natural preservative and antioxidant in cosmetic products.
Pain Relief
Natural Pain-Relieving Properties of Plants
Plants like cannabis, willow bark, and capsaicin (from chili peppers) are effective pain relievers. They work through various mechanisms to alleviate pain without the adverse effects of opioids.
Comparison with Pharmaceutical Options
Medicinal plants offer a gentler alternative to pharmaceutical painkillers, with fewer side effects and a lower chance of addiction. For chronic pain management, herbal remedies provide sustainable relief.
Stress and Anxiety Management
Plants for Calming Effects
Lavender, passionflower, and valerian root are used to reduce stress and anxiety. These plants have sedative properties that promote relaxation and improve sleep quality.
Role of Herbal Teas and Aromatherapy
Herbal teas infused with chamomile or lemon balm have calming effects on the nervous system. Essential oils like lavender and bergamot used in aromatherapy alleviate stress and uplift mood.
Cardiovascular Health
Plants for Heart Health
Hawthorn, garlic, and flaxseed are beneficial for cardiovascular health. They support healthy blood pressure, cholesterol levels, and overall heart function.
Impact on Blood Pressure and Cholesterol Levels
Garlic contains allicin, which helps lower blood pressure and cholesterol. Hawthorn berries improve blood flow to the heart and strengthen its contractions.
Respiratory Health
Medicinal Plants for Respiratory Issues
Eucalyptus, peppermint, and thyme are valued for their respiratory benefits. They relieve congestion, soothe coughs, and support lung health.
Examples: Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Thyme
Eucalyptol in eucalyptus oil acts as a natural decongestant, while menthol in peppermint oil opens airways and relieves sinus pressure. Thyme contains thymol, an expectorant that loosens phlegm.
Cancer Prevention and Support
Role of Medicinal Plants in Cancer Prevention
Certain plants like turmeric, green tea, and berries possess anti-cancer properties. They inhibit tumor growth and protect cells from oxidative damage.
Complementary Use with Conventional Treatments
Medicinal plants complement conventional cancer treatments, helping to manage side effects like nausea and fatigue. They may also enhance treatment efficacy and improve overall quality of life.
Women’s Health
Plants for Menstrual Issues and Menopause Symptoms
Black cohosh, dong quai, and chaste berry are used to alleviate menstrual cramps and menopausal symptoms. These herbs regulate hormonal balance and support reproductive health.
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Safety and Efficacy Considerations
While herbal remedies can be effective, it's essential to consult with a healthcare provider, especially during pregnancy or when managing chronic conditions. Proper dosage and quality control are crucial for safety.
Memory and Cognitive Function
Plants That Enhance Brain Health
Ginkgo biloba, bacopa, and gotu kola are known for their cognitive-enhancing effects. They improve memory, concentration, and overall brain function.
Impact on Memory and Concentration
Ginkgo biloba increases blood flow to the brain, enhancing cognitive performance. Bacopa monnieri supports neurotransmitter function, improving memory retention and mental clarity.
Metabolic Health
Plants That Support Metabolism
Cinnamon, bitter melon, and fenugreek aid in metabolic health. They regulate blood sugar levels, promote insulin sensitivity, and support weight management.
Effects on Weight Management
Green tea catechins and capsaicin from chili peppers boost metabolism and promote fat burning. These plants are valuable additions to a healthy diet and exercise routine.
Sustainability and Ethical Harvesting
Importance of Responsible Sourcing
As demand for medicinal plants grows, sustainable harvesting practices are vital to preserve biodiversity and protect natural habitats. Ethical sourcing ensures the long-term viability of medicinal plant resources.
Promoting Biodiversity and Conservation
Cultivation of medicinal plants through organic farming and wildcrafting supports ecosystem health and maintains genetic diversity. Conservation efforts safeguard endangered species and promote sustainable use.
Cultural and Ritual Uses
Traditional Practices Involving Medicinal Plants
Medicinal plants hold cultural significance in rituals and ceremonies worldwide. Indigenous cultures have preserved ancient healing traditions centered around plant-based medicine.
Significance in Various Cultures
For example, Ayahuasca, a psychoactive plant brew, is used by Amazonian tribes for spiritual healing and enlightenment. Native American tribes employ sage and cedar for purification rituals.
Future of Medicinal Plant Research
Trends in Herbal Medicine
Advancements in technology and scientific research are uncovering new applications for medicinal plants. Phytopharmaceuticals and herbal supplements continue to gain popularity in mainstream healthcare.
Potential Discoveries and Innovations
Research on plant genomics, bioavailability of phytochemicals, and synergistic effects of herbal combinations offer promising avenues for novel therapies. The future holds exciting prospects for harnessing the full potential of medicinal plants.
Conclusion
The multifaceted uses of medicinal plants span ancient traditions to cutting-edge research, demonstrating their enduring relevance in promoting health and well-being. As we navigate an era of holistic healthcare, incorporating these natural remedies into our lifestyles fosters a harmonious relationship with nature and unlocks the profound healing potential of botanical medicine.
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10 Tips to Kick the Flu to the Curb: Stay Healthy this Season!
Introduction:
As flu season descends upon us, it's essential to fortify our defenses against this common yet potentially debilitating illness. In this blog, we bring you 10 practical tips to help you kick the flu to the curb and stay healthy throughout the season. Drawing insights from the expertise of the Best Hospital in Jaipur, we aim to empower you with effective strategies for prevention and recovery.
Prioritize Vaccination: Begin your defense against the flu by getting vaccinated. Consult with healthcare professionals at the Best Hospital in Jaipur to understand the most suitable vaccination options for you and your family.
Practice Good Hand Hygiene: Washing hands regularly is a simple yet powerful preventive measure. Learn proper handwashing techniques and make it a habit, especially after being in public spaces.
Boost Your Immune System: Strengthen your immune system with a balanced diet rich in vitamins and minerals. Consult with nutrition experts at the Best Hospital in Jaipur for personalized dietary recommendations.
Stay Active: Regular exercise is a key factor in maintaining overall health. Engage in activities that you enjoy, whether it's a brisk walk, yoga, or a workout routine. The Best Hospital in Jaipur may offer fitness programs tailored to individual needs.
Adequate Rest: Ensure you get enough restorative sleep. Quality sleep is crucial for a robust immune system. Learn about sleep hygiene practices from healthcare professionals at the Best Hospital in Jaipur.
Stay Hydrated: Proper hydration is essential for maintaining optimal bodily functions. Drink plenty of water and avoid excessive caffeine or sugary beverages. Consult with experts at the Best Hospital in Jaipur for personalized hydration advice.
Avoid Touching Your Face: Minimize the risk of transferring viruses to your face by avoiding unnecessary touching. This includes your eyes, nose, and mouth.
Practice Respiratory Etiquette: If you do catch a cold or flu, follow proper respiratory etiquette. Cover your mouth and nose with a tissue or your elbow when coughing or sneezing.
Maintain Clean Surroundings: Regularly disinfect frequently-touched surfaces at home and work. This includes doorknobs, light switches, and electronic devices.
Know When to Seek Medical Attention: Familiarize yourself with flu symptoms and be aware of warning signs that may require medical attention. The Best Hospital in Jaipur is equipped with experienced healthcare professionals ready to provide the necessary care
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Conclusion:
By incorporating these 10 tips into your daily routine, you can significantly reduce the risk of falling victim to the flu. Remember, prevention is key, and seeking guidance from the Best Hospital in Jaipur, especially a renowned General Medicine Hospital in Jaipur, ensures that you have access to expert advice and healthcare resources specific to general medical concerns. Whether it's vaccination, immune system support, or timely medical intervention, the General Medicine Hospital in Jaipur is equipped to provide comprehensive healthcare solutions. Stay proactive, stay healthy, and make this flu season one that you conquer with resilience and knowledge, supported by the expertise of the Best General Medicine Hospital in Jaipur.
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Understanding Silver Needle White Tea
Silver Needle White tea transcends the ordinary beverage; it embodies a refined journey marked by its subtle allure and gentle taste. Sourced from the Camellia sinensis plant, which also gives rise to black and green teas, it stands out due to its minimal processing. This approach preserves its unique characteristics and innate wholesomeness.
What is Silver Needle White Tea?
Silver Needle White Tea or Silver tip white tea, is crafted from the tender unopened buds and young leaves of the tea plant, making it the most minimally processed tea variety. This tea is meticulously handpicked, focusing on the delicate, immature white-tipped buds, which accounts for its exceptional quality and unparalleled elegance. The result of its subtle processing, which includes minimal oxidation and withering, is a tea that boasts a pale color, mild flavor, and gentle aroma.
Advantages of Silver Needle White Tea
Silver Needle White tea is not only known for its exquisite taste but also for its numerous health benefits. Rich in antioxidants, it serves as a powerful tool in combating free radicals and enhancing overall wellness. With its lower caffeine content compared to other teas, it makes a great choice for those seeking the natural benefits of tea with minimal stimulation and rich calming properties. Due to its high antioxidant content, Silver Needle white tea may offer benefits for skin health, potentially helping to reduce the effects of aging and promote a healthier complexion.
Silver Needle White Tea's Advantages Over Green Tea
Silver Needle When white tea is contrasted with green tea, there are clear benefits. Because Silver Needle white tea is less processed, its antioxidant content is higher, offering better protection against oxidative stress. It is a great promoter of heart health and a strong immune system due to its high catechin content. Silver Needle White Tea typically has a lower caffeine content compared to green tea, making it a gentler choice for those sensitive to caffeine or looking to reduce their caffeine intake. Some studies suggest that the specific antioxidants found in higher concentrations in Silver Needle white tea may have more potent anti-aging, anti-inflammatory, and anticancer properties compared to those in green tea. However, more research is needed to fully understand these potential benefits.
How to Prepare Silver Needle White Tea
Making the ideal cup of Silver Needle white tea is a skill that demands dexterity. Use water that is 160–185°F, or slightly below boiling point, to start. Give the leaves two to five minutes to steep so they can unfold and gradually unleash their subtle tastes. This process takes patience, but the reward is a complex and flavorful cup of tea.
Silver Needle White Tea Cost
Silver Needle White tea's price, which is often associated with luxury, is a direct result of its careful cultivation and little processing. Tea aficionados regard it highly because of its delicate and
uncommon leaves. Silver Needle White tea is a great investment because of its great taste and health advantages, even though it may be pricey.
In summary, learning about Silver Needle white tea entails exploring its flavor, health benefits, and cultural significance. Savor the elegance of white tea and the distinct sensation it offers as you explore its world. Silver Needle White tea's elegance has the power to change your tea experience forever.
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UBI{Universal Basic Income} could reduce theft and other Petty Crimes
Think about it, that Junky stealing your change dish in the middle of the night, or some trans(ient) worker eating the snacks from your cupboard, or raiding the donations from a nearby church wouldn't be a necessity if they had money to spend on basic necessities.
Even if they don't spend it on those necessities, let's say they spend it on something you disapprove of; like a caffeinated beverage. That's one less thing they're inclined to take from you.
And since they just waste their money and never use it to build wealth, all that $$ will go straight into entrepreneurs and hardworking individuals pockets like yourself.
It's like a perpetual money generator specifically for your own cash app. Sure, you'll have to pay taxes back to the government to ensure the system doesn't collapse on itself, but you do that anyway. Why not also take advantage of the system by taking more for yourself?
You were going to fleece the local college students anyway. And your neighbor who you knew from highschool that went into the military for a decade before being discharged for a weird form of arthritis the demands of the job may or may not have caused.
So why not just do that anyway?
The real reason is because of greed and desire. We see this very basic level of motivation that we scarcity is real, and we need more $$ in case we run out. And we'll run out (because if everybody is scamming and jobbing and making bread like us, we're bound to be taken advantage of by liars and thieves. Who are exactly like us.)
So if that's the real case; if Capitalism is just a curb for the human base desire to collect shiny objects, then why do we encourage taking advantage of people to make that money? Instead of just ensuring the money circulates for those who would take it for themselves anyway?
Seems to me, it'd help industry start pursuing things that would advance the country technologically forward. Giving time for people to think about things like science and math and investment opportunities that doesn't involve outright theft and just involve *playing the game* against other people who could actually bear to lose a few $$. Who are also consciously and with consent; also playing the game with money they can lose.
As opposed to their very lives unwittingly. The very thing that capitalists claim is an advantage over socialism and communism. They believe, wholeheartedly, that it's only in countries with those systems that people barter with their lives; knowing full well that "wage-slave" is a lifestyle here.
So much so that they write movies, books, and video games about the concept in order to prepare children for that type of life when they come of age.
So much so that people can't imagine a type of life where that isn't a case.
They couldn't ever imagine working for more than "just a paycheck" if they tried. Doing something you actually enjoy for a profit is a pipedream. Despite everybody doing a job they hate.
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Top 10 health benefits of coffee intake
Coffee is one of the world's most beloved beverages, known not only for its rich and invigorating taste but also for its numerous potential health benefits. When consumed in moderation, coffee can be a valuable addition to a healthy lifestyle. Here are some of the health benefits associated with coffee:
Rich in Antioxidants: Coffee is packed with antioxidants, which help combat free radicals in the body. These antioxidants can reduce oxidative stress and lower the risk of chronic diseases, such as heart disease and certain cancers.
Enhanced Cognitive Function: The caffeine in coffee is a natural stimulant that can improve alertness, concentration, and mental clarity. It can also boost mood and reduce the risk of depression.
Improved Physical Performance: Caffeine increases adrenaline levels, which can improve physical performance. Many athletes consume coffee before workouts to enhance endurance and strength.
Reduced Risk of Type 2 Diabetes: Some studies suggest that regular coffee consumption is associated with a lower risk of type 2 diabetes. Coffee may improve insulin sensitivity and help regulate blood sugar levels.
Heart Health: Moderate coffee consumption has been linked to a reduced risk of heart disease. It may lower the risk of stroke and help maintain healthy blood pressure.
Liver Protection: Coffee may protect the liver from conditions like fatty liver disease, cirrhosis, and liver cancer. It can also support liver detoxification processes.
Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease: Some research indicates that coffee drinkers may have a lower risk of neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease. The caffeine and antioxidants in coffee may play a protective role.
Digestive Health: Coffee can stimulate the digestive system, helping to alleviate constipation. Additionally, it may protect against gallstone formation.
Anti-Inflammatory Effects: Coffee has been associated with reduced markers of inflammation in the body, which can contribute to the prevention of various chronic diseases.
Longevity: Some studies suggest that coffee consumption is linked to a longer lifespan. It may reduce the risk of premature death from various causes.
It's important to note that while coffee offers these potential health benefits, excessive consumption or adding excessive amounts of sugar and cream can negate these advantages. To maximize the positive effects of coffee, it's recommended to enjoy it in moderation and consider the quality of coffee beans and brewing methods.
Individual responses to coffee can vary, and some people may be more sensitive to caffeine's effects than others. It's advisable to consult with a healthcare professional if you have specific health concerns or conditions that may be influenced by coffee consumption. Overall, when enjoyed in a balanced way, coffee can be a delicious and healthful addition to your daily routine.
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The Many Benefits of Detox Tea
The Many Benefits of Detox Tea
Detox tea has gained popularity in recent years as people strive to lead healthier lifestyles and find natural ways to support their well-being. With its cleansing and purifying properties, detox tea offers numerous benefits for the body. In this article, we will explore the various advantages of detox tea and how it can contribute to your overall health and wellness.
What is Detox Tea?
Detox tea is a type of herbal tea or infusion that is specifically formulated to support the body's natural detoxification processes. It is typically made from a combination of herbs, fruits, and other botanical ingredients that have detoxifying and cleansing properties. These ingredients work synergistically to help remove toxins and impurities from the body, promoting better overall health.
Benefits of Detox Tea
1. Detoxification and Cleansing
One of the primary benefits of detox tea is its ability to aid in detoxification and cleansing. The powerful combination of herbs and botanicals in detox tea helps to stimulate the liver, kidneys, and digestive system, supporting their natural detoxification processes. By eliminating toxins and waste from the body, detox tea can help improve overall health and well-being.
2. Boosting the Immune System
Detox tea can also help boost the immune system. Many detox teas contain ingredients such as green tea, which is rich in antioxidants. Antioxidants help protect the body against free radicals and oxidative stress, which can weaken the immune system. By consuming detox tea regularly, you can strengthen your immune system and enhance your body's ability to fight off infections and diseases.
3. Digestive Support
Detox tea can provide valuable support for the digestive system. Certain ingredients found in detox teas, such as ginger and peppermint, have been traditionally used to soothe indigestion, reduce bloating, and promote healthy digestion. By incorporating detox tea into your daily routine, you can support a healthy digestive system and improve overall gut health.
4. Weight Management
For those looking to manage their weight, detox tea can be a valuable addition to their routine. Some detox teas contain ingredients like green tea or guarana, which have been shown to boost metabolism and promote fat burning. Additionally, detox tea can help reduce water retention and bloating, making you feel lighter and more energized.
5. Skin Health
Detox tea can also have beneficial effects on the skin. By supporting the body's natural detoxification processes, detox tea helps eliminate toxins that can contribute to skin issues like acne and inflammation. Additionally, detox tea can promote better hydration, leading to a healthier and more radiant complexion.
6. Stress Relief
Many detox teas contain herbs like chamomile and lavender, which have calming and relaxing properties. These ingredients can help reduce stress and promote a sense of calm and well-being. By incorporating detox tea into your daily routine, you can support your mental and emotional health and manage stress more effectively.
7. Antioxidant Protection
Detox teas are often rich in antioxidants, which help protect the body against the damaging effects of free radicals. Free radicals are unstable molecules that can cause cellular damage and contribute to the development of chronic diseases. By consuming detox tea regularly, you can increase your antioxidant intake and support your overall health.
8. Hydration
Staying hydrated is essential for overall health and well-being. Many detox teas are caffeine-free and can be a great alternative to sugary beverages. By replacing sugary drinks with detox tea, you can stay hydrated and support your body's natural detoxification processes.
9. Improved Energy Levels
Detox tea can help boost energy levels and improve overall vitality. By supporting the body's natural detoxification processes and promoting better digestion and nutrient absorption, detox tea provides a natural energy boost. By incorporating detox tea into your daily routine, you can feel more energized and focused throughout the day.
10. Overall Well-being
By supporting the body's natural detoxification processes and promoting better health and vitality, detox tea can contribute to overall well-being. Detox tea helps optimize the functioning of various organs and systems in the body, leading to improved health and a greater sense of well-being.
In conclusion, detox tea offers a wide range of benefits for the body and can be a valuable addition to a healthy lifestyle. From detoxification and cleansing to immune support, weight management, and improved skin health, detox tea provides a natural and effective way to support your overall health and well-being. By incorporating detox tea into your daily routine, you can enjoy these benefits and enhance your journey towards optimal health.
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