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[numetaljackdog]

tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

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[vaggieslefteye]

Sir Pentious being soft

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#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin pentious #hazbin hotel edit #set: softies #my gifs #pentious my bb my boy i should have started with you FIRST #he is literally the saddest little wet cat that just wants attention and love #do you think emily is teaching him how to dab in heaven? *disgusting weeping noises* #also the SET IS ALMOST DONE JUST NEED CHAR CHAR AND HER DADDY #OH MY GOD AND CHERRI HOW DID I FORGET HER

[petrichorium]

even if it’s not what i think it’ll be i’d love to hear your yan jing yuan thoughts 🙏

Okay in essence I think,,,,,,,, the impulse is there and he actively shoves it down 🫣

Like it’s there!!! He sees you smiling at someone and there’s a tugging feeling in his gut and he knows he could drag you away and lock you up for millennia without lifting a finger, and he really does consider it; imagines being the only one who can see you, imagines you with nothing to do but be pampered by him all day, always in his bed or his garden, never having to find you laughing and spending time with anyone else. Nothing to do with yourself but accept his adoration. How much has he given to his people, to the Luofu? Surely he deserves to be selfish with this one thing.

He could collar you without batting an eye. All his, for the rest of your nigh-infinite lives. He likes the thought, he really does.

But that only lasts a millisecond. Because above all else the Arbiter-General Jing Yuan is clever, and he knows the consequences of that line of thought—not that he’d be stopped, not at all, but that you would never truly love him if he went through with it. Sure he’d wear you down eventually but that would never be the same, and he would lose any chance of his genuine affection being returned. And his pride might never recover from that wound.

Sure, he could make you his pet, and he’d find some satisfaction in that. But it would be fleeting. He holds you too highly to want to break you; yes, he deserves to be greedy with you, and that means he doesn’t just want you in his arms. He wants your love, your life, and he wants to earn it honorably. You’re a discerning little thing, giving him a run for his money, but he’d be lying if he said he hated the chase. It’ll make it all the sweeter to win properly.

He needs you to choose him, freely, of your own accord. He needs you to want him even a fraction of how much he wants you, and he needs that desire to be your own.

#ask.🌧 #saintshigaraki #pluvi’s pals #char.🌧 jing yuan #yandere.cw #he just like has the impulse and then goes no wait that’s horrible #I don’t want another pet I have too many responsibilities anyway r u kidding KDNFKNRKRN #okay that last bit is more comedic but n e way #u get what I mean. the instinct is there but he ignores it #and sometimes it’s HARD to ignore #the first time u fall into his bed… he wakes up before u and just. stares. ur so pretty and peaceful and he could just lock the door…………….. #but then you stir and make the cutest little noise and lean into him and he Knows it’ll be so much more satisfying to #coax you back into his bed again instead #he might not outright do anything that forces you to not have any other options but he damn well makes his interest clear and who would ever #try to compete with him for anything let alone your hand #might as well be staking his claim #there u go. local man fights w his own instincts to not just fuck you up entirely #he likes the chase!!! it’s in his nature to want to win it!!!

[appri-dot]

no way i didn't post this, b4 but i cant find it if i did! i love mayor eli, hes my son my sonboy

#seizesoul smp #sssmp mayor eli #too many chars lol #noise warning #tally hall refrence lol

[telekinetiq]

houston we have many problems

#. insert minecraft OOF noise #. this was fun #⊰ ✦ ⊱ ┋ the monster loved; that's how it became monstrous. 「 CHAR STUDY. 」

[mvnces]

I’ve said it before (somewhere) but I think that silas can & will make the little distressed crying noises that puppies make. I think he did it specifically after the fire

#( * / out of character ; personal. ) #( * / headcanon ; s. vorez. ) #thinking about this for more than a moment and I hate it #like this poor dog boy . probably scared and confused . going to the charred ruins #of the only ‘home’ he’s had for years ? making lil crying noises as a way to call out to sb ?? but no one responding #this would be before caleb & k/aylee transform (i think) so silas . thankfully . wouldn’t #have to worry about the hacketts trying to hunt him during this but /gOD/

[numetaljackdog]

shout the fuck out to bald girls btw. let it be known that i will show the fuck up for bald/balding girls any hour of the day, any day of the week, any week of the year. you could call me up at 3 in the morning and tell me that you happened upon some receding hairline queens who need hyping up and i would tell you i'll be there in five. i love you bald girls

#i NEVER see any love for women who are losing/have lost their hair and it's sad. spread the good word #*char noises*

[numetaljackdog]

i'm literally seething about that i just keep saying to myself JAZZ???? JAZZ????? JAZZ???? JAZZ???? you think JAZZ is the WORST GENRE????? jazz and the blues fucking CREATED american popular music!!!!!! you ought to be a little more grateful because even your shit bland pop music owes a thousand lifetimes of debt to jazz!!!!!!! i'm going to become the joker!!!!!!!!!!

#AHHHHHHHHHHHH #*char noises*

[numetaljackdog]

getting kicked out of the mcdonalds because i didn't fuck the burger hard enough

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[numetaljackdog]

deFUCKEDland. by kevin MURDERER.

#sorry i don't mean this #*char noises*

[numetaljackdog]

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[numetaljackdog]

ytp big bad wolf i'm gonna sus. and i'm gonna fuf. and i'll BLOLB. your GAY house. douse

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[numetaljackdog]

#with nothing but respect intended towards the ultrakill original i used to make this i just haven't played the game yet #and im. shaddow :) #*char noises*

[numetaljackdog]

Get Janice.

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[numetaljackdog]

nu metal doggirl listening to linkin bark

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[numetaljackdog]

shoe shopping is so humiliating they need to put changing rooms in there at least. 3pm on a saturday and i'm there sweating it out, in between pairs of docs so the dogs are fully out, on the hardest bench crafted by human hands in between the two little shelves. always those two little shelves, with the skechers display items lined up collecting dust. i'm rolling around in the mud out there trying to free this pair of timbs from their tissue paper cocoon and next thing i know the 60 year old attendant, gums showing, comes barreling up holding a foot-measuring device that the occult masters were no doubt using for some kind of podiatrist phrenology a hundred years ago, ready to tell me that my long unwieldy pinky toe signifies i won't make it through the winter. and i'm flat on my back, wishing i hadn't put the boots back in the box after seeing the price tag, so i could at least kick up and defend myself. eventually i get to take my leave toting a pair of mediocre adidas, looking like shaggy blonde poodles just raring to hit third place at the district track meet next week. but you leave a piece of yourself behind, y'know, in between those two little display shelves. the saints' eyes aren't seeing you from between those shelves, i can tell you that

#got carried away sorry #*char noises*