PLUVI UR TAGS ABOUT GEPARD IM IN DISARRAY
Gepard and his fat fucking cock that he in theory does understand is stupid big (the man is a military officer u canât exit those barracks with a cock like his Not knowing how well endowed you are) but it doesnât really register until you first see itâŠâŠâŠ..
And heâs embarrassed really, the first time you stare with it throbbing in your palm and in sheer disbelief say âthis canât fit inside me.â Heâs embarrassed when you try to wrap your fingers around it and they donât touch, embarrassed when you lay it over your abdomen and gasp at just how far up your tummy his leaking tip reachesâŠâŠ.
Embarrassed whenâeven after such careful, meticulous prep and the way you both are soaked through as he eases in for the first timeâthe rubber youâd so sweetly rolled onto him only manages to last a scant few thrusts before splitting at the seams entirely. He flushes red down to his shoulders, buries his face into the crook of your neck. Youâre laughing, and much to his chagrin your uncontrollable giggles at his expense are⊠stimulating. And if he were being honest the mean, condescending coo to your voice isnât helping whatsoever with that specific issue.
Heâs letting out a choked sound and spilling into you before he can realize what has been building, the tattered remains of the condom doing nothing to stop you from feeling it immediately. All he can do in the aftermath is press his burning face harder against your bare shoulder and hump mindlessly into you.
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i can't help but wonder about the "i'm gonna marry you but i don't want kids" with gojo. because he probably would be the one to bring it up
omg im sorry this took so long but,,,,, here we are đ as always linking the usurper!gojo tag and the masterlist for this au
warnings: the no kids talk!
itâs hardly subtle.
he doesnât ease you into it; he isnât coy. he all but storms into your chambers, after dark but before youâve snuffed the candles keeping the room light enough for your reading.
he doesnât bother to tell you why, but you knowâinstinctively, because you know him and you know his advisors and youâre well used to his moods when theyâve been particularly nagging about his duties as kingâwhatâs set him off. the indication that itâs worse than typical is that he keeps that odd eye jewelry perched upon his nose, chain gleaming yellow in the light of the flames as he stalks over to your lounging form upon the bed.
his arm finds your legs over the nightclothes you wear, wraps around them firmly to move them just enough for him to perch on the edge of your mattress. they donât leave, even as you set aside your bookâyou expect him to lay his head on it, anticipating the typical song and dance of his pouting and whining as you push him away only to relent and let him hold you as you both drift off into slumber.
instead he hovers. even sitting he looms over you, hand tightening on your thigh and thumb rubbing soft, meaningless patterns through the fabric of your dressing gown that soothe the nerves set on edge by your inability to see the look in his eyes.
a beat passes. you wonder if heâs calmed.
but when he speaks itâs terse, low, with the kind of simmering rage he keeps close to his chest for only those pitiable few he despises utterly, and he dips his head to look over the frames of those onyx lenses and regard you with irises dark with something terrible.
âi will not give you a child.â
the statement bowls you over. your breath hitches, if only because of the way he staresâdeadly serious,
âwhâwhat?â
âi will not allow you to bear my children. i might be amenable to a ward, if you so desire. but i will not seed you,â his grip tightens on your thigh, âand it should go without saying that once we marry neither will any other.â
you havenât a clue how to respond to such a thing.
he speaks as if itâs a confession; as if heâs betrayed you somehow. he holds you like youâll disappear, or fleeâand perhaps, had he told you this months ago when youâd been flighty and diffident with his affections, your rigidity might have led you to. but it is now, and you havenât fled yet, and your beloved is nothing if not unconventional and shameless in his eccentricity.
you ponder on that too long.
âsay something,â he demands, sounding almost small.
âwhy?â spills from your lips without thought; not petulant, or angry, but confused. not just by himâby you. you ought to be devastated, no? you ought to be angry. you assuredly are not.
âmy bloodline as it has been for generations is a scourge,â he tells you readily. âi will do everything within my power to wipe it out. therefore, i cannot have an heir. not even one.â
not even one. not a single child. the thought washes over you like the temperate water of the lake on your grounds back home, the very one youâd once played in regularly as a child. the very one your mother had once mentioned taking your own children to, someday; children who you never fantasized about, children who never had faces or names, children who you never set aside letters or dresses or trinkets for to gift on birthdays.
not even in those teenage years spent with your current betrothed, the only man youâd ever thought of kissing and caressing you, had you once envisioned a life with children. theyâd only appeared once youâd been brutally introduced to reality, and had to accept the promise of a life with a rich man who doesnât love you.
a life which your king has gallantly shattered, and replaced with something far brighter.
âi will bear the burden of prevention,â he tells you soothingly, as if your silence has been about the effort of this request. âyou neednât worry that pretty mind over it. over any of this, my queenââ
âi am not yet your queen,â you interrupt, instinct bidding you to speak where your mind remains miles away.
âmy bride,â he amends, âlook at me.â
you do.
âi want you,â he says, as if itâs some known truth of the universe, written in the stars. âi want you fervently, ardently. i wonât have another. but i will not give you my children. if you cannot take that slight, then so be it.â
the emotion that has been welling within you since the first words he'd spoken has become so intense itâs impossible to listen properly. you cannot name it without ruminating; you lay beneath him, eyes widening, not quite seeingâor hearing the words he continues to sayâas you let it all sink in.
but when his hands fly to cradle your face, youâre snapped from the daze, attention suddenly brought back to the man before you.
âoh, oh, precious girl, donât cry.â cry? his thumbs wipe away tears from your cheeks. you hadnât even realized theyâd been falling. âdonât cryââhe almost laughs, yet his voice breaksââyouâll break my heart.â
âno,â you gasp, âno, my king, iâm hardly sad, iâm⊠relieved.â
thatâs it. youâre relieved. heâs removed a heavy weight from your chest and you hadnât even known of it. you will not have to bear him children. the assurance floods through your veins like liquid joy. not ten, not five, nor two nor even one; none whatsoever.
ârelieved?â he repeats, blinking in surprise.
youâd never even considered the possibility. from the moment youâd known of your place in this world youâd resigned yourself to the role of childbearing. only now do you realize how much you had been dreading such a thing. only now do you understand the fear, and the relief.
âi⊠donât believe i want children either.â the statement feels so final it ought to be terrifying, but it settles into your bones with a tangible rightness.
your betrothed regards you in shock. his hands fall from your faceâand then they latch to your body, one on your thigh again and the other behind your neck, pulling you up and flush against him as he kisses you harshly.
âyouâre so perfect,â he breathes into your mouth, unreactive yet pliant against him. âmade for me, just for me, i swearââ
you kiss back, making his rambling cut off in a strangled growl as he only tugs you in closer and deepens the embrace. heâs still speaking, but itâs unintelligible; praise, certainly, muffled compliments and manic devotion. heâs relieved too, you realize. foolish to think him confident in this declaration. foolish, youâre coming to understand, to think him sane in any circumstance which might take you from him.
(if you are made for him then he is made for you, surely. this relief would be impossible for any other to give you.)
he pulls away when he realizes youâre still crying. you catch your breath, blink back the tears, let him fuss over you until your voice is solid enough to speak.
despite the relief, there is lingering hesitance; lingering fear. âyou say you will bear the burden of prevention, but what of the burden of blame? they will talk, as the months go by. they will call me barren, unfit to be by your side; they will demand you take on a mistressââ
âi wonât,â your betrothed snarls, grip on your thigh almost painful with how fiercely his fingers tighten, âi would never, and iâll cut down all those who speak ill of you.â
your laughter is disbelieving, wet with the traces of saltwater. âhardly a sound plan to run a court, my king. unless its intent is for running it to the ground.â
âfor you, my heart? anything. i would raze this kingdom if it spoke your name without awe.â
that shouldnât be comforting. it ought to be terrifying. instead you reach up to hold his cheek, and his eyes flutter closed at the contact.
âkiss me again,â you command.
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Draw octavius wearing socks with sandals
termite trying a new cartoony style? more likely than youd think
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Do you.... perhaps have a sona?
- đ§ anon
Since this is a pseudonym account I didnât have a sona, but you inspired me to make one! :D this is also my way of telling yâall you can call me Bubby!
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whereâs the moot list bby đ no pressure no pressure
@l3visbby @abcdefgiwsmcty @blankdyean @seungbinbin @peachbokkie @seung-mong @comet-falls @lix-ables @zoe8stay @lixie-phoria @mingiswow @snow-pegasus @rubywritesss @kaystrids @felixvsp @hyunlixwife @changbinpegger @luckieleaf @christopher-bangnaldoskzz @sleepyleeji @seungmonsta @daddyjoonchua @daceydeath @gayforfelix @hearts4sungie @fakeyesopen @ipegchangbin @feltednettles @hanjibug
i think that's it huhuh ;;
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Me ? Coming over ? Lady I'm innocent
But c'mon picture this, a spirit have been tormenting you for the past months, doing many things to you; stealing your panties -or your clothes in general, now oops no other choice but naked, even better if it's right when you get out the shower-, putting your toys in full display to encourage you to use them, making the person you were about to sleep with run away, or even your boyfriend, touching you in very inappropriate ways in public/with people around to the point that now you have developt the ultimate poker face etc etc
Now you're tired, you can't keep him around; no matter where you move, he follows, so it's definitly YOU the target. So you do everything to get rid of him but nothing works !! That cocky bastard even get you the materials for the rituals. And who nows, maybe at each failed attempt he spanks you good for trying to put him away, cue, the reason he gives you the materials because he likes doing it
Anyway, I don't see why I'm in trouble
-đ§ïž
I kind of love this idea a lot
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Jisung probably humps the bed to get himself off because he doesn't know how to use his hands properly -đ§
he tries to use his hands but it's way too much for his body to comprehend so he can never get off and one day, when he rolls over on his bed out of frustration, he accidentally brushes up against a stray pillow and loses it, leaving him to hump it until he finishes all over his sheets. and the next day he feels so much shame about it, bc was it normal to do that? but that night, with fresh sheets and an aching cock he doesn't care if it's normal, it feels too fucking good. his hands gripping the top of his pillow, cheek shoved against the mattress as he curls in on himself sliding his length over the silk case <3
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I went to bed after encouraging you but blue lock icks would be SO good đ€
so did i, queen! took a nap on my mom's bed like it was an olympic spork and i was winning.
anyway. i only did Gagamaru (for you), Nagi (for that one anon) and Kunigami (for me) bc I wanted to test the waters, but... hope u enjoy regardless!!!
(warning: icks)
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Gin Gagamaru
Picks his nose without a tissue
Heâs not even doing it to be gross, like he really does want to clean out his nose⊠he just⊠wonât use a tissue and says thereâs no need to bring him oneÂ
Wears basketball shorts from middle school. They barely go down to mid thigh, holes in the ass and everything
Also has severe knife butt and complains when heâs been sitting for too long
You try to brush his hair and itâs all split ends. And he really doesnât give a single care about it, either. Like... itâs a non-concern for him
Does that dumbass man shit where heâll walk faster than you when youâre on dates or walks togetherÂ
Hiking is also a nightmare because he will leave you behind. Itâs barely intentional but youâll stop to have a sip of water and before you know itâs heâs 50 yards ahead of you and hasnât even noticed youâre behind him
All his socks have holes, too. All of them. You can literally catch him going to bed with one whole big toe sticking out of them
And he literally does not appreciate when you get dressed up. Thinks youâre hot, sexy, attractive, yeah, whatever⊠but he thinks that all the time, so any effort to look even better is just going straight over his headÂ
âYou didnât have to do that :)â energy. BUT GAGA, I DID
And lowkey you know the joke about the most beautiful girls who walk around with men in jorts and a t-shirt⊠Thatâs yâallÂ
Omg and his heels are constantly sticking off the back of his slides and he does that weird thing where⊠all his sneakers that arenât in nice condition for soccer⊠are being crushed inward because heâs too lazy to tie them up regularly and just shoves him foot inđ
And if it looks even remotely like you wonât be able to finish your meal (even if itâs barely been ten minutes), heâs offering to finish it for you
Couple's yoga is a nightmare because even if youâre good at it⊠heâs better :(
Rensuke Kunigami
Wears the ugliest fucking slides known to man. Itâs so bad, no logo or brand or anything⊠just straight up foam and plastic that get so dirty and make his feet look freaking awfulÂ
Incapable of like⊠not being nice to you. Itâs great most of the time, but then he refuses to pick a restaurant, or which shirt he thinks you should wear to dinner⊠or when youâre going too far in an argument
It does get better with time, but even when heâs grumpy heâs just sitting there pouting all :| because he doesnât want to cause any problemsÂ
And is definitely one of those guys who tries to handle all his own problems himself. You really gotta fight him to make him think that itâs okay to rely on you
Which is ironic given that heâs always demanding that you let him help with all your problemsÂ
But thatâs what I mean⊠heâs NICE!!!
And he may be loyal asf also but he definitely does not badmouth any of his exes. He talks about them like theyâre his friends, which is fine because they were probably lovely⊠but itâs like⊠Ren⊠why canât you just say theyâre ugly or SOMETHINGÂ
Refuses to delete pictures of them off his phone, too⊠which is actually kinda funny because theyâre all old and bad quality, but still. You Do Not Need Those
Heâll also like, LMFAO, try to snatch your phone or computer away from you if he thinks youâre ignoring him. Literally take the device from you no matter what youâre in the middle of, including assignments or work
And when he try to get it back, he refuses and is like, âcomputers are so bad for your eyes, you know? We should go for a walk insteadâÂ
There are other ways to ask!!!Â
Drinks green smoothies that taste TERRIBLE though he refuses to admit it. Heâs constantly trying to convince you theyâre so good even though you can tell heâs forcing himself through it for the health benefits rather than the taseÂ
And his farts are also always disgusting, too. For such a perfect guy, it almost seems like all his flaws (and rage) get channeled straight to his guts because theyâre absolutely rancid every single time even if he feels so bad about it
Seishiro Nagi
iPad baby (watches his phone at the dinner table sometimes)
Forgets to clip his toenails until you remind him. Itâs not even intentional itâs just like⊠not on his mind at all so they get really long and weirdÂ
He always seems grateful for the reminder⊠but itâs like, Nagi⊠how and why did you even let it get this bad :(Â
He does that thing where youâll say goodnight to each other and then fifteen minutes later you hear his Nintendo switch booting upÂ
And heâll do it after sexy time too, like ???Â
He also always forgets you have work/obligations. Heâs constantly telling you to skip your shifts as though thatâs not almost impossibleÂ
âWhat do you mean you canât skip work? Just say you wonât go in???âÂ
I donât want to say heâs a picky eater⊠but his palette is very childish. Heâll eat grown up stuff but itâs so funny because he just does it in such a boyish way
You guys are talking about whatâs for dinner and heâs like, âhm. Can we have rice?âÂ
NAGI? YES???
Literally cannot conceptualize why youâd ever be insecure. You confess to him you donât like some part of your body and itâs just, âoh, but I like that partâ and he genuinely thinks that fixes itÂ
So not helpfulÂ
Heâs also a great listener⊠but canât provide any advice when youâre in a fight with your friends. You can tell him about it all you want because he likes hearing it, but⊠heâs really not gonna say anything useful about the situation LOOOL
Doesnât say excuse me when he farts. Heâll just⊠ignore it completely
And this is Reoâs fault but⊠heâs really bad when it comes to picking up hints
You try to pull a smooth⊠âoh, Iâd love to go to the beach!â
And heâs just, âAw well, I hope you get to one day :)â
Really bad at watching films he didnât pick. Either youâre bored and heâs instantly turning it off, or youâre enjoying it and heâs trying to turn it off anyway
Also⊠he lets you go through his phone anytime you want to, but⊠all his twitter likes are strange and his texts with friends are practically incomprehensible.Â
Has the weirdest taste in memes.Â
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also there is so much clipping and like yeah all the model bases share the same respective general animations but also the way she sits on tall stools is getting to me for some reason im like
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You're like my little dyke thing that I keep in a box and look at sometimes...đ«/aff
you're my big bloody faggot and i smile every time i hear from you <3 /pos
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On Oceans birthday Noel got her a new copy of her favorite book after it got ruined and she 100% cried when she was alone. Plus, at the start of the school year, he buys her a planner and has for years.
But if you were to ever mention it to him, he'd deny knowing who Ocean even is.
-đ§ïž
THIS IS SO CUTE
after giving her the gift, he brushes it off like, âyeah, donât make a big deal out of it, i just knew you would throw a hissy fit if i didnât get you anything,â and Ocean just has the BIGGEST smile on her face
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pluvi begging you to expand on gojo not wanting what happened to his mother to happen to you đ
warnings: itâs all a dream so nothing is real aside from the flashback stuff but pregnancy as horror, (sewing) needles, implied gore/eye trauma, implied child harm, gojo is messed up yo!!! and its bc of his mama!!!
he dreams about her.
itâs an odd thing, really. gojo isnât much of a dreamerânot much of a sleeper, all things considered, but itâs difficult not to give in when you drag him to bed and curl up in his arms. the soft rise and fall of your chest, the steady thump of your heart, the sound of your breath; it soothes him into slumber.
and he dreams about her. she was always young. heâs older now than she ever got to be. frail, thin; borderline skeletal, robes hanging from her body like webbing. she sits in a chair facing a window, swathed in moonlight, the silver of her embroidery needle glinting with each stab. her face is veiled. her stomach is swollen with child.
she doesnât turn to him, but she beckons without noise. his feet take him easily to her, and he kneels at her side as she sets aside the embroidery hoop to let him place his head on her knees.
her hand is cold as it threads through his hair. itâs gentle, at first. then harsher a moment later. she grips firm, tugs him up by those electric white threads, stares down at him through all that elaborate lace.
he imagines sheâs weeping beneath it. his mother never wept before him, but she was pretty in the aftermath, eyes puffy and pink and shining. they were a cold kind of loving when they regarded him. she must have been beautiful once, elegant and lithe and willowy, cruel like the heartless sea and sharp like a brilliant diamond, but whatever was there is long gone. he thinks all sons must empty their mothers, bleed them dry from within, because his was always a shell.
she trails her hand down the side of his face, and he turns into the palm and closes his eyes, and she is silent as she sets down her embroidery to lift her veil. she is silent and hollow and eidolic as her fingers brush down his jaw and tilt his head up to look at her.
but itâs your face that he sees when he opens his eyes.
itâs your hand against his cheek, your eyes pink and puffy and pretty, your stomach bulging by his own doing. itâs your fingers that pluck up the needle, still attached to a thread of brilliant cerulean, and raise it to his eye.
his mother never was able to pierce him with that needle. she stopped herself, each and every time, dropping it and tugging him close in shame. she never doted, never was kind, but she never did manage to harm him.
you do. he lets you. itâs only fair. whatever thing is in your stomach canât be humanâwhether god or demon what does it matter, at the end of the dayâand didnât he put it in you himself? if his mother never got the satisfaction of spilling his blood, shouldnât you?
but he wakes just as the tip pierces his iris, and you hold him in your lap, eyes wide with concern and not puffy from weeping, and you hold no child within you. your hands thread through his hair and theyâre warm, your lips plush when you bend to press a kiss to his brow.
he turns inward to press his face into your (empty, blissfully vacant) abdomen. the wetness he leaves there, falling from his so very coveted eyes, is colorless.
he thinks it ought to be brilliant crimson.
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my most greatly beloved can i ask for nagi and 14.... thank u kindly
14: A tart, crisp apple covered in sticky-sweet caramel
TYSM FOR RESENDING ZERO SDJHFBV tumblr is on my shitlist,,,,, enjoy pouty nagi đ
âYouâre being mean.â
Biting your lip, you pointedly pick up another slice of apple and take a bite, humming quietly as you chew. It takes a moment, but eventually you swallow, and your mouth is freed enough from the sticky caramel trap to speak.
âYou said you didnât want it anyway.â You laugh a little, entirely unmoved by the whine Nagi lets out and the pout heâs giving you.
âWell, now I do.â
His hand reaches out. You slap it away, earning yourself another whine. âYour coach will murder me if I let you have this much sugar, babe.â
âHe doesnât have to know.â
âReo will know. Heâll see it in your damn eyes.â
Nagi huffs. âFuckinâ snitch.â
You shake your head in affectionate disbelief. âYou donât even like caramel, it takes too much effort to eat.â
âBut youâre making it look so goodâŠâ
âNo, thatâs just the allure of the forbidden.â
Nagi makes a less half-hearted grab at the plate, but youâre still faster, snatching it up out of the way; his wingspan is massive, predictably so with his size, and itâs impossible for you to take it out of his reach entirely, but you arenât trying to. Youâre only buying yourself enough time to pluck the final two pieces from the ceramic and pop them both into your mouth.
By the time his fingers wrap around your wrist and he tugs it down, the plate is empty. This time he huffs, eyes snapping up to stare at you, half-lidded, from beneath the curtain of his white bangs. He lets his head drop to the table. You reach out to cradle his chin as you swallow one final time.
But before you can speak he surges up, so fast that the meeting of your lips is clumsyâhis teeth clack against yours and his hand flies to your neck to tug you downward. When you let out a little yelp of surprise he mumbles a quick apology, but it doesnât stop him from licking into your mouth, chasing the lingering taste of tart green fruit and burnt sugar, and it doesnât loosen his grip in the slightest.
After the surprise wears off, you kiss him back, a little startled by the intensity. Itâs rare for him to be so riled upâyou wonder, fleetingly, if itâs about the food or if your teasing had done more work. Either way, it hardly matters, and you hardly want to waste energy pondering when you could be focusing on the way heâs now sucking on your tongue.
Youâre panting by the time he lets you up. His eyes are cast to the side; heâs still pouting, though his lips are now flush and glistening, and he licks them like heâs the one whoâs just finished eating a treat.
âWell. I suppose thatâs not technically breaking your diet.â
He whines again as his head falls back down onto the table. âSo mean.â
âPoor baby.â Snickering, you bend down closer, close enough to get him to turn and look at you. âWanna make out more?â
Thereâs no hesitation. In fact, itâs almost rushed as he says, âYeah.â
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The superior milk type
gagging looking at that,,i am very particular about my milk, is it just. open. does it reseal or are you drinking open fridge milk. if you are drinking open fridge milk i will kill you with my capitalism lasers because that is a crime against milk
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(By the end of that same day the report is on his desk in neat handwriting, very organized and concise) I hope this is alright sir.
-đ§
[To admin: Itâs been a while! I hope youâre doing well! Take care <3]
ah, thank you. you'll do well here, I'm sure. take the rest of the day off,
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Sooo I wonder how do you tickle a cloud? Do you gently trace its side or maybe squeeze its palms? Can I test this out on you maybe~ -đ§
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WAIT WHATT (/_) What am I supposed to say to this ASDFGSHGSH IDK WHAT TO SAYYY I mean maybe that's a good way and yeh you can definitely test it out on me
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