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one of the worst things in this world is shopping.

One of the worst things in this world is shoe shopping.

#i hate shopping i hate stores i hate having to be in the loud pop music place with 395958 people

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what was with that new game changers episode

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if i walked up to u and opened up my large trench coat to reveal these images.. what would u do!?!?

#eat them 💥💥‼️

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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#the one on the far right oughhh #hghhh i need it

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OH MY GOD I CANOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOCE THIA VIDEO OH MYY GOID IM GONBA THEOQ UPP

you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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love characters who (for whatever reason) absolutely cannot smile for the life of them. they just don’t know how. they don’t have the training. but then they do anyway and it’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen in your life

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mudd: 🫵 🏳️‍🌈

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coming for you

#this brings me more joy than i could ever possibly put into words #best use of this song

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this is the opposite of "brave knight rescues fair lady and marries her." brave lady kills 75757955794 knights who wish to marry her using her expensive collection of swords

grandma: Well, the type of wedding you have also depends on the type of man you marry.

me, an asexual lesbian nowhere near marriage: Cool, Grandma, I'll keep that in mind 👍

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ive only got like 10 episodes left until descent throws up and dies

#i need to watch it to write the lorewaiter au but also i struggle really hard with 2 part episodes #in all likelihood im gonna have to go back through and watch it 2 or 3 times and take notes on the timeline #and do the same thing with brothers and datalore because brothers also happens during this au and datalore will be heavily referenced #im also probably gonna need to watch all the trek movies and maybe picard bc i think they give some more soong lore?? but those i can... #...probably save for after ive written a decent chunk bc its less important and i can just edit stuff if i need to #also i think theres some episodes with pakleds in ds9 maybe? i might have to watch that too #eughh i hate doing research but whatever it needs to be accurate #no one will care if its not i just have very large amounts of anxiety about being wrong ever #and if theres any weirdness i could probably easily lie and say im changing it to fit my au better bc i can do that #but eughhh itll still bother me yk #trek adventures with van #writing adventures with van #(kinda) #random

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vine

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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College AU 💖💕 Inspired by these 90s photos of Mads & Hugh!

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Me when I fr 🙏‼️

ME WHEN THE 💥💥

#ask #👶 #kurts silly updates

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reblog for sample size !!

#youd probably be a silver mackerel tabby tbh #that or mostly white with orange patcjes

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

#i have basically never watched anime before #besides pokemon when i was younger my first was probably high rise invasion like 3 weeks ago 💀💀