One Liner Prompt List #3
1. "I think everyone's tried to kill me at one point or another- if they haven't I'd be worried."
2. *gets bitten by a magical-ass spider or some shit* "... yo I think I just saw Jesus."
3. "Terrible idea- I recommend it as much as I recommend eating a bull dick marinated in hot sauce. Gordon Ramsay did that, one time."
4. "I'm really sorry I didn't even know it happened until they uPLOADED IT TO PORN HUB-"
5. "HOLDUP I GOTTA SCREAM INTO OBLIVION FOR A HOT MINUTE-"
6. "sTOP BOOPING MY NOSE IT'S MAKING ME FEEL THINGS-"
7. ".... my dick is on google?"
8. "I- [Person B] is always handsome even when they look like a constipated dog."
9. Person A: *avoids the knives being thrown at them with their epic dance moves*
10. "Who knew the way I'd go out was by the hands of Demon Furbys-"
11. "I would say sorry but I'm dying."
12. "... wait how would you know what Swiper sucking your dick feels like-"
13. "BRO YOU'RE A CANNIBAL. A SOAP CANNIBAL."
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it’s starting to become as easy as breathing . after her sisters death , she never quite saw herself travel with anyone else . and she kept to that for quite some time . even after to get to know him . bumping into one another at jobs & over time perhaps it became easier to work together . maybe it became something more . because this is starting to feel very natural . it’s a hello , formed with a kiss . a few hours apart & the hunter push to the tip of her boots , hand at the side of his neck to steady herself : light kiss pressed to his lips . as if she catch herself doing it when she pull back and eyes flutter open , dare in gaze for him to say something . not their usual flare , but there’s this small part of her that find it neat still .
@shinedied . starter call + 💋 .