「 RP MEME : THE SANTA CLARITA DIET (PT 1) . 」
* change pronouns as needed .
‘ i feel like my life could still have meaning. ’
‘ if you guys want to kill me, i can’t stop you. ’
‘ good morning, adults! ’
‘ i don’t just run around biting people! ’
‘ destroying the brain is literally the one thing people know about the undead. ’
‘ i always dreamed of being a slower, duller person… ’
‘ i don’t care why it happened. why do you? ’
‘ i used to be high strung and judgy like you. ’
‘ what the fuckity fuck is that!? ’
‘ i decided i need you back in my life. ’
‘ that sounded less great. ’
‘ i don’t want to open a finishing school for the undead. ’
‘ i’m fucking the queen of england! ’
‘ oh, what a cute, weird couple you make! ’
‘ i don’t want to do this alone anymore! ’
‘ i liked not killing people. i’ve always liked it. just forgot how much. ’
‘ killing people is hard. i used to think that was a good thing. ’
‘ good morning, outlaws. ’
‘ i promise not to make a habit out of choking people, okay? ’
‘ we have been erring at the side of incompetence… some of us more than others… ’
‘ i love you. we don’t say that enough. ’
‘ thanks, dad. that was uncharacteristically good parenting. ’
‘ that’s kinda my jiggity-jam.’
‘ unless they come at you with a knife, you can’t attack them! ’
‘ yes, we’re not good at murder. i happen to find that a positive quality. ’
‘ he’s fine. he just saw something on television and is now living his life by it. ’
‘ sometimes i slap asses to make a point. ’
‘ so many people place it safe, but not you. ’
‘ there’s a 3% chance we might become lovers. her words. ’
‘ killing and eating people can’t be the only thing that i do. ’
‘ yeah, fuck your dad!’
‘ hotcha!’
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Dissociation Starters
FROM THE EMPTY
“No… I’m not hurt.”
“I don’t…”
“… Sorry. Say that again?”
“Sometimes I just … do this. It’s fine.”
“No, it’s bad, but I’m. Like. I’m fine. Just give me like, ten minutes.”
“I don’t - I don’t remember.”
“You waited how long?”
“… I don’t like [trigger].”
“Will you walk me home?”
“I love you, I just… I can’t… I’m dissociating.”
“I.. don’t know how I got here.”
“I didn’t feel that. At all.”
“Did I zone out?”
“Don’t touch me.”
“My name is [name]. I’m [age]. I live in [place]. My name is [name] -”
“I can’t think of anything to do that isn’t stupid, canyouhelpme?”
“How did you find me?”
“I think I’m in [different State]. Will you come?”
FROM THE FULL
“Hey. [Name]? Look at me.”
“I’m right here.”
“How long have you been sitting here?”
“What happened?”
“Your shirt is on backwards.”
“Is it okay if I touch you?”
“It’s windy today. This bench has a nice texture, don’t you think?”
“Do you mind if I sit with you?”
“Okay, I’ll be here.”
“Hey - come in. Don’t worry about it. I’m glad you came.”
“Drink some water. It has ice.”
“I’ll run a shower.”
“Let me wash it for you.”
“I can’t clean you up if I can’t touch you. Will you give me your hand?”
“We’ll ride it out. You’re safe here.”
“I’ll put on a movie.”
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PROMPTS FROM LIFE IS STRANGE, SEASON 1
* assorted dialogue, suggested by ismelodrama, adjust as necessary
everything is a picture waiting for be taken.
you're just jealous of me because i actually do the things you can't.
are you hiding something?
i'm sick of your disrespect. tell me the truth!
i don't want to fight with you anymore. i don't want to fight with anyone anymore.
i was eating those beans!
how the hell did you know about that photo?
always take the shot. my number one rule of photography.
you just don't listen, do you?
there's something weird going on with you.
you've only been here for three weeks and you're already causing conflict.
after this week, you are certainly not a little kid anymore.
not now. i'm contemplating shit.
are you fucking kidding me? this is major bullshit!
i didn't have all the evidence at the time.
we all make decisions we regret.
i'm not gonna make any excuses for my behavior.
i'd put stephen hawking against picasso any day.
it sucks to be dragged into the spotlight.
nobody believes me anyway.
you're exactly the kind of soldier i'd want by my side in a war.
why the hell not?
i almost asked you to hang out.
you should have asked me.
maybe we're too much alike.
i don't believe anything you say. you're full of shit.
eat a dick, [name].
i'll be in the tardis getting my delorean ready.
since you're the mysterious superhero... i'll be your faithful chauffeur and companion.
you don't know who the fuck i am or who you're messing around with.
where'd you get that? what are you doing? come on, put that thing down!
don't ever tell me what to do! i'm so sick of people trying to control me!
so you can't help me?
i told you before that i'll always believe you.
i may be a pest but... i'm a good listener.
you're the bravest person i've ever known.
for every action, there's a reaction.
i'm trying. but you have to understand my position.
i know i can be a pain in the ass... and you've always treated me like a person, not a beta nerd.
why do you want all your friends to die?
oh i see. i'm not important to you anymore.
nobody lectures me. everybody tries though.
do not analyze me! i pay people for that.
hey, that's total slander!
you don't know shit about my father, or me.
you're all fucked!
everybody hates me.
[name]... it's me. i just wanted to say i'm sorry.
i truly am sorry for being such a bastard.
you would have been cool to hang out with.
you might as well choose me.
i'm not perfect, okay?
you have talent, [name].
you don't have to push people out of your way.
thanks for admitting again that i have some talent.
do you think it's, like, fate we're not supposed to be friends?
nobody says we have to be friends.
everybody lies. no exceptions.
i came for all of you.
i'm in a nightmare and i can't wake up.
no wonder they call it a "web." nothing can ever get out.
i wish i could go back in time and erase everything.
just tell me you do have the photograph.
now shut up and listen.
i'm not a real scientist.
i was just happy just being your friend.
[name], i'm so sorry you had to go through all that.
i don't think i can concentrate on going out to the movies.
everybody pretends to care until they don't.
even angels need angels, [name].
i might be naive, but i feel their struggle.
why did you stop me from jumping?
this shit pit has taken everyone i've ever loved.
when a door closes, a window opens... or something like that.
i keep going back in time.
how could there be a more important moment in history?
thank you for trusting me.
hey... be careful out there.
what kind of friend are you?
you never understood me, or what happened to me.
i'll always be alone, thanks to you.
just in case we don't get out of this...
i'm going to make the right choices from now on.
i've been feeling like this might be actually the end of the world.
i hate to say that i'm glad to see you, but i'm glad to see you.
i wish i could stay in this moment forever... but then it wouldn't be a moment.
if that tornado came right now, i would just sit here and watch for a while.
i just feel like escaping.
i have total faith that you'll do the right thing when the time comes.
with great power comes great bullshit.
am i pushing myself too hard?
you like to hurt people, huh?
i'm glad you decided to escort me.
i know this is a bad time, but can i get one picture?
of course i believe you. you're the most amazing person i've ever met, and i'm glad you trust me.
i don't have a fucking clue what's going on.
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❥ 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format ! tw for violence, blood, mature themes.
send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to …
( add ❝ reverse ❞ if you’d like to see how my muse would preform the action ! )
[ deck ] your muse decking mine in the face.
[ punch ] your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.
[ pin ] your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.
[ straddle ] your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.
[ scratch ] your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.
[ bite ] your muse biting mine.
[ turn ] your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.
[ wall ] your muse pinning mine against a wall.
[ snarl ] your muse snarling / growling at mine.
[ curse ] your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.
[ tug ] your muse gripping mine’s hair.
[ kick ] your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.
[ point + gun ] your muse holding mine at gun point.
[ point + knife ] your muse holding mine at knife point.
[ mock ] your muse mocking mine.
[ sweep ] your muse knocking mine off their feet.
[ grab ] your muse grabbing mine forcibly.
[ shoot ] your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ stab ] your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ break ] your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.
[ strangle ] your muse choking mine out.
[ shove ] your muse shoving mine forcibly.
[ bruise ] your muse making mine bruise.
[ under ] your muse shoving mine underwater.
[ attempt ] your muse attempting to kill mine.
[ bare ] your muse baring their teeth at mine.
[ threaten ] your muse threatening mine.
[ spit ] your muse making mine spit blood.
[ bleed ] your muse making mine bleed.
[ burn ] your muse burning mine.
[ corner ] your muse cornering mine.
[ throat ] your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.
[ challenge ] your muse challenging mine.
[ cut ] your muse cutting mine.
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