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https://www.blutonews.org/article/10

bluto jumped into a fish bowl and started swimming

APRIL 27, 2024

bluto jumped into a fishbowl today to make a baby laugh and he started swimming. bluto jumped from the chair into the fishbowl and he started swimming but the baby didnt laugh. the baby kept crying.

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https://www.blutonews.org/article/2

Bluto Has Lost A Significant Portion Of His Lower Teeth That Were Previously Attached To His Jaw

FEB 23, 2024

A new significant report has come out about Bluto's current teething habits today. A recent study has shown that bi-daily, a percentage of Bluto's teeth will chip off from his head and fall out of his lips at periodical times of the day, which is not limited to the predetermined 2-times-a-day which has been previously, and falsely, reported and thus debunked. Reporters are on the scene determining which teeth, and which areas of his teeth have chipped off per day. Research will continue for the business days of next week, as it is paused for the weekend.

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passenger princess, but i got put in the trunk for being annoying :(

#gets horny #what the fuck who said that...... weird!

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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

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rabbitgirl gets into brewing because of how familiar she is with hops

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JENNIFER COOLIDGE & JENNIFER TILLY The 14th Annual GLAAD Media Awards – Los Angeles – April 26, 2003

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i just know trans masc chloe sevigny be running that kfc like it's the navy

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skyscraper

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It's so hot the peons are boiling gruel on the sidewalk

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let your cat outside and dont wear masks and have unprotected sex and drive without a seatbelt or insurance and dont clean your wounds and dont brush your teeth and dont fully cook your raw meat and dont talk to your lovers and dont move more than you have to and insult every building you see and make your argument flop by going off on a tangent and dont text anyone and dont call them or smoke signal them and reach for cops guns and jump into medical waste bins and do way too much DMT and spend all your money on digital real estate and aalso develop a fetish for eating dog shit

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they said an adult kinnie addicted to carts couldnt write a post that would change the world

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what's his deal

Name: Johnny 5 Pinkies

Skill: ILLBLEED scholar

Quote: if you knew.. all that i knew.

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*walking through a field of sunflowers* hey do you guys know where the sun is. ohhhh yeaa ok thanks