Time for a big Ivy thought dump bc the brain rot’s real today. So to start I don’t think Ivy is “naturally” able to charm anyone. She’s not particularly charming or manipulative. She’s always been considered weird & little off-beat. Her physical beauty ? Exceptional. Her social skills & grace ? Near-non existent. As a normal human, despite her also being incredibly intelligent ( Eventually becoming a botanist & toxicologist ) it was really her physical beauty that has ever caused anyone to take interest in her. & she would be oblivious to it if she wasn’t forced to take notice of it because people suck & are creeps. Still previous to her “transformation” this was really back-of-the-mind, don’t think about it unless something explicitly made her recognise it.
But as a mutant Ivy’s dangerous. She’s predatory & she's misanthropic (leaning a little further toward misandry, entirely trauma based). She’s highly “antisocial” per say, & she’s learned to harness her abilities to do it. But again she doesn’t really have a lot of natural charm & becoming a semi-undead mutant didn’t increase this aspect of her socially, she just secretes a potent pheromone that makes people far more susceptible to her suggestions which she’s had to become aware of it because she can’t seem to turn it off naturally (much to her dismay).
It’s not only men that this effects, btw, but occasionally it seems more potent with (*straight or bi) men, but its because they’re more likely to feel attracted to her physically, which seems to make the pheromone work better on them. It inspires devotion to her & when there's a form of physical attraction present people tend to get their wires crossed & it can quickly turn into romantic obsession. It however works on everyone, regardless to sexuality / gender. For straight fems & gay mascs its just like, more of feeling very, very compelled to do as Ivy wants & to be friendly / close to her. Devotion, but without the common romantic / sexual infatuation that tends to effect straight & bi mascs & bi & lesbian fems. She’s a siren very much in the traditional / mythological sense of the term, she uses this power to lead people astray & get what she wants.
This, while def having its advantages, has compounded with her trauma in making her extremely distrustful toward others. Since she can’t naturally turn it off ( though I imagine it can be artificially weakened, as can her other powers, just for the sake of being able to contain her in Arkham ) she can’t often be sure if people are being nice / friendly to her out of authenticity or because of the pheromone she secretes. I also follow the idea that she’s also highly poisonous / venomous but this seems to be something she does have some form of control over. I like to keep some comic canon in the sense that this is something she is able to develop an antidote for, so that not everyone who is kissed / bitten by her has to die or become dangerously ill. That being said she’s usually the only one who possesses the antidote & its in limited supply without her.
I also don’t portray Ivy as like. . . Caring about plants to an all consuming extent. She’s a lowkey echo warrior but not to a nonsensical extreme. The fact is Ivy has always loved plants, gardening & nature, but she’s not entirely illogical about it. The thing is however she is extremely chlorokinetic & she uses those powers to their fullest. She can & will influence all organic / plant life around her. She is able to alter / mutate plants / vegetation & typically any plant that has come in contact with her power / influence will be genetically different to whatever it started life as. A lot of the plants Ivy influences become aggressive & are entirely susceptible to her will but will function in a monstrous / predatory manner entirely on their own. Others simply become jumbo size & are extremely strong. They occasionally start doing really weird shit that isn’t really “normal” for plants, or otherwise they do things that plants might normally do but on a much smaller scale thus meaning it doesn’t normally effect or cause any issues for the majority, so suddenly when Ivy amplifies them it becomes a problem.
Think the killer plants scene from Jumanji amplified by 100. You can imagine how truly dangerous this makes Ivy if she's able to have any unrestrained contact with plants / vegetation. She can essentially make biological weapons out of any plant life within an instant. Its more Ivy’s misanthropy that drives her than her concern for plant life however. As a result yes, she is a echo / bio terrorist, yes she does lash out under the pretence of preserving / aiding the environment & she does genuinely believe in this to an extent but the more excessive aspects of it is her hatred of people & a misguided sense that she's ultimately helping someone / something in the process.
She uses her powers to promote green-life & given the way Ivy’s plants are, ie are naturally predators they are actively hostile to humans / animals / insects which is ultimately not great for the environment, since they have the capacity to COMPLETELY alter life on earth as we know it. & after experience Ivy does come to realise this. She's not out for plants to take over the world, because she doesn’t care about world domination, but she will weaponize them for her own means. Whether for self defence or as a means of exerting her will / force.
As I mentioned the result of all this makes Ivy one of the most powerful meta-humans known. She's also an object of scientific intrigue as are the plants she influences. A few have probably been taken & kept as lab specimens, but there is only ONE Ivy therefore she's not really able to be studied effectively. Theres been attempts, but they don’t go anywhere largely because Ivy is still recognised as a human with rights, & she is particularly protected as such within Gotham city (probably a lot thanks to the influence of Batsy / Bruce, but I also think its fair to say the population of Gotham has grown to take a weird pride in their “home-grown freaks” & can be protective / supportive of them in cases like this )
But its not uncommon for others to try & violate these rights in the name of the greater good. As a RESULT & through experience with these things, when Ivy isn’t in Arkham she’s usually left alone & she understands the danger she's in by acting out which means she's very reclusive & doesn’t tend to associate with human populations if she can help it. She never goes far from Gotham because that is the place she is “protected” but usually if she's not in Arkham she’s probably hauled up somewhere in Gotham’s surrounding wilderness in a personal grove of protective / man eating plants. Typically, as long as Ivy isn’t doing anything to threaten anyone in Gotham she's left alone & the general consensus is if you stumble upon Ivy’s grove you need to leave asap & stay away from her. Shes kinda like a local & very real cryptid in that regard.
˚ . ₊˚⊹ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! gojo x fem!reader, nsfw headcanon, gojo being a tease, edging(???), whimpering, nsfw audio [ please use headphones cuties! ] — mdni
GOJO is really vocal in my opinion. like he fucks, whines and moans like it’s the first and last time you’ll ever have sex. “f-fuuuck…” he just moans and moans.
he’s such a tease with it too as if he isn’t moaning and grunting his vocal cords away. “awh, you cryin’ ?” “feelin’ good? my cock’s got you so full huh, baby?” “right here?”
backshots, face in a pillow as he’s grabbing ur hips. you’re gripping the sheets for dear life while this man literally fucks you into the next dimension.
he definitely switches up position right like 3 times before he finally—finally lets you come. “you close? mm?”
Asexual Jason Todd is actually the secret weapon of Batman.
Let me explain.
Every major female foes of the Bat used their sex appeal at one moment to distract the police, Arkham guards...
But, imagine Ivy increasing again and again and again the power of her pollen and Red Hood does not react. Maybe sneezing.
Circea trying to play whith his mind and
"Wtf are you doing ? Stop moving your hands like that."
Every teen heros getting caught lurking on Kori or Power Girl and he doesn't understand why those idiots can't start the meeting. Wtf does "My eyes are here" even mean.
Evil foreigner billionaire sending a spy to seduce the oldest boy in the family still in Gotham to steal informations on WayneTech and after a party of dancing and talking, with innuendos bigger than his arms, the dude takes back the girl in his plaza room to be sure she's safe and fall asleep on the floor.
Meanwhile the spy doesn't know if she lost her talents of if Jason has a really strong mind.
If Jason was Batman from the start, first encounter with catwoman, take 1 :
"What arrre you going to do, arrrest me ?
- Yes.
- Wait, what ?"
Jason going to college and always being invited to girls night when they're going to bars or nightclubs because they have a 6'6 werewolf with them to dissuaded the other guys and they feel secure because they can't recall one time he tried something that made them uncomfortable, or just something in fact.
Never hit on a girl, loves litterature, takes great care of his body...Jason Todd is the only gothamite unaware he's a gay icone.
Bruce's kids have definitely done homework on stakeouts and:
Robin: "I brought along this diagram of a leaf I'm supposed to make, and I was just wondering if you had any time to help me?"
Poison Ivy: "What are you talking about?"
Robin, pouting: "It's due tomorrow and I know I'm going to be here all night dealing with this. And I used to think botany was kind of boring, but it's kind of starting to grow on me--"
Ivy, reluctantly swayed: "Ugh, fine. So this first layer is the cuticle, followed by the epidermis--"
finnick laying a multiple towels down for u bc he knows that u hate sand getting on u but he can’t help when he sees u laying on ur stomach when he comes back from a swim he just has to kiss u <3 and u don’t mind the salty taste just this time <3 he’s like a overly excited puppy the way he runs to the water to do laps and comes back to check if u saw him do a flip or something <3
luke castellan who leaves you, his girlfriend, behind at camp after joining kronos. no matter how hard you pleaded to join him, or for him to stay, he reluctantly ignored you and convinced himself it was for the better. he convinces himself that you’ll thrive without him, that you’ll move on in a week tops.
but instead you’re left to mourn the loss of your love. while he might not have been dead, the boy you once knew was gone, and you would have to live on without him.
set to the song “ivy” by frank ocean
“i broke your heart last week, you’ll probably feel better by the weekend.”
im so interested in what u think the moon boys would be like as dads???
Ohhhhh, this is gonna hurt my heart. In a good way. I have a lot of feelings about Moon Dads and I've not yet written fics about it so yeah...
I'm gonna jump right in with Marc.
I think if Marc had a child, he would be all in: attentive, tender, affectionate.
I don't actually believe Marc would be afraid of parenting. I know that can be a popular hc/fic plot and I totally understand why, and love reading those.
But I think Marc would be one of those people that would try to do the opposite of what was done to him. Example: his parents were married and that went well... (sarcasm)
Yet Marc got married. He and Layla were together for years and, according to her, had "adventures together", meaning they worked as a (likely successful) team. Marc bailed on Layla once his mom passed and he could no longer control or hide his disassociations (plus Khonshu's threats for Layla to be his next avatar).
Point being: Marc did get married and seemed pretty successful at it, for the most part.
Marc is in charge of bath time. This includes little toy boats, fish that squirt water, bubbles. He's going to wash their hair, or whatever hair needs they have, depending on race and hair types. If it is a hair type he isn't as familiar with, he is going to be talking to his partner, looking up vids, whatever it takes. Touch is going to be so important to him. He is the dad who will know how to do french braids or styles for textured hair.
He's never going to react in anger. If he is angry, he's going to hand the reins to Steven or sometimes Jake (if he is able, it's obviously not a parlor trick), or he will just say to his little one, "Daddy is going to take a time out. I'll be back in a minute and we can have a talk." The idea of putting himself in time out is so endearing to his child that they end up calming from whatever misbehavior they were attempting, wanting to join him in the corner for time out, touching a plushie or reading a book in his lap.
They learn very young that their father's expressions can be stern but his hands are safe. They will not want to disappoint him.
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Steven can converse naturally with children, this we see in the first episode. Steven's open, engaging nature is great for children. His own childlike wonder will shine in fatherhood. He was also able to quickly redirect the behavior of the girl who was littering at the museum. So a spunky child in a doctor's office waiting room will be easily wrangled by a distracting toy, quick game or wonderful story.
Steven is your go-to guy for bedtime stories. With a young child, Steven will share how wondrous the world around them is. He'll always have a anecdote or a fun fact for tweens or teens.
He will offer choices. "Do you want to put on 'jammies now or after a story?" "Do you want to help Dad set the table or feed the cat?" Steven has lacked agency in his life, so he is going to give it to his child. He will teach them to speak up for their needs.
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Jake is going to be such a little shit as a dad. I'm sorry but there is no nicer way to say it lol. Jake's used to operating in the background and he's a night owl. He's the fun dad. He's the "don't tell mom" dad (or don't tell dad, dad). Kid wants stay up 15 extra minutes? It's Jake that's gonna sneak them some of the popcorn he popped after they were supposed to be asleep. As a partner, you'd find your little one on Jake's knee in the most comfy chair, watching the Yankees play baseball.
You give them The Look™ and they know they are busted. They exchange guilty glances and then Jake starts repeating words in Spanish. Baseball, Popcorn, very good! If you are already all Spanish speakers then Jake pretends to be practicing in both Spanish and English.
Either way, he and his little twin, with their adorable curls, give you shit eating grins.
thank you @jackie-shitposts for sending me the post that inspired this. and both you and @emily-prentits for helping me see the light of making six different trauma shirts <3
more versions under the cut because i couldnt pick just one traumatic moment. tell me which one is your favorite
˚ . ₊˚⊹ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! armin x fem!reader, nsfw headcanon, whimpering, nsfw audio [ please use headphones cuties! ] — mdni
ARMIN is so vocal oh my gosh— i think he just like cannot keep it in cause he feels so good.
his moans are just barely moans and are basically whimpers … “a-ahh fuck!”
and when he has his face burried in your neck ?!?! oh my god he’s letting out the cutest moans ever while saying the nastiest, freakiest shit ever. i believe in ‘innocent’ freak armin till i die ☝🏾☝🏾
“fuckkk…yeah? here?” in the whiniest voice you can possibly imagine.
the mercs realize it's your bday and you didn't tell anyone because your family doesn't do birthdays
I’m so sorry this is a mess between British and American english. I have an American parent and a Canadian one so it messed me up lolll
if didn't include a Merc you wanted, feel free to request and I'll try and add them :]
includes: Miss Pauling & offense classes
cute platonic, gn!reader
warnings: n/a, this is basically all fluff
You'd rather not make a big deal of it being your birthday, even though it is you were taught that birthdays aren't a big deal and your family never really did them.
You kind of wish someone would care but you feel guilty about that so you choose not to tell anyone about it
The only one of these who actually knows it's your birthday is Miss Pauling, who’s seen your personnel files
Miss Pauling
She knows it's your birthday, and instead of ignoring it she decides to at least discreetly make it a good day for you
She arrives on base for a routine inspection, clipboard in hand, but once she's done with the main thing, instead of leaving, she comes to your room
"I saw that it's your birthday today. I don't know if you celebrate, or anything, but, uh, I thought you'd like a gift. Maybe."
She hands you a box, inside are some candy bars and a plush of a bear
"I know it's not exactly the nicest thing, and I know it's kinda... stereotypical... but, y'know, I thought you'd like something. So, happy birthday. From me.” She’s really shy about it, you get the feeling she didn’t--probably still doesn’t--really get to celebrate birthdays either.
She offers you a ride on her motorbike, something nice, on the open road--away from this base for a little while. You accept, taking a seat behind her, enjoying the open air--though it is pretty hot out. You guys talk, just enjoying the time.
She smiles at you as you get back. “Happy birthday. You deserve it.”
You thank her and even give her a hug. It’s nice that you got this for once.
Scout
He has no idea whatsoever that it’s your birthday. He’s interacting with you like usual, teasing you, just hanging out. You’re happy as you talk that day; he’s always good at making you laugh and smile.
At some point he notices that you’re a little down, as much as you may try to hide it, he can tell. You’re his friend, and even though he might act like he doesn’t care sometimes, you know he does. A lot.
You tell yourself you don’t want anything on your birthday, that it’s easier if no one knows, but secretly, you do.
“Hey, what’s up? C’mon, ya know I can tell when something’s wrong.”
You tell him it’s nothing.
“You sure? Really? You’re kinda… I dunno, sadder than usual.” After he asks a few times, you finally come out and tell him. You don’t say much. Just “It’s my birthday.”
“No kiddin’? Well, why didn’t ya tell me?” He comes off pretty strong. You feel kind of apologetic for mentioning it, and look away from him. “Aw, hey. Y’know what--it don’t matter. I’m gonna throw you a party like you ain’t never seen, believe me.”
You try to tell him you don’t want a party--well, you do. Maybe. No you don’t. Well, sure. But not a big one. He’s really sweet and enthusiastic about it. “Someone like you deserves a big birthday--but if you don’t want it, dat’s okay. Ya know, we could just hang out, or somethin’. You n’ me, yeah?”
You tell him you’d like that a lot. You both find a quiet spot in the base where you can just talk. He messes around, too, and pops in a Tom Jones record.
He’s a little shy, a little embarrassed, but he even sings happy birthday to you. He just seems glad no one can hear him. He doesn’t have a gift handy for you, but he ends up scribbling you a quick doodle of him telling you happy birthday. It’s misspelt, but the drawing is cute, and you keep it. “I hope ya had a good day. I’m just sorry I didn’t know sooner.” You tell him that it wasn’t his fault, how could he have known?
After all is done, he gives you an awkward hug. You smile and return it.
Soldier
He’s a little crazy so he’s just hanging around base, today he had the idea to strip and cover himself in honey, so everyone has had to convince him to please not do that, and now he’s just moping around, muttering about how anti patriotic this all is.
You sit next to him and mope as well. Unlike him, no one knows the reason you’re moping. To anyone else’s point of view, you’re just comforting him--for whatever weird reason. But he sees that you’re just as sad as him.
“What’s wrong, maggot? Is there someone who needs to see my fists meet their face?”
You tell him no, no one did anything. You’re a little intimidated by him, and you don’t see much reason to tell him anyways. But it’s nice sitting with a friend.
“If it’s not a person, then… it must be an object! Give it to me and I will destroy it immediately.” He’s being as sweet as he can, you smile and shake your head.
You sit there for a bit, smiling as you watch the other mercs come and go. Today isn’t a bad day, just a little sad. Later, you plan to find some kind of sweet treat to eat alone.
Soldier stands up, at attention, and points at you. “MAGGOT, AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND SENIOR, I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG!”
With a sad smile and a chuckle you finally tell him.
“Your birthday?” Soldier seems genuinely surprised. He places a hand on his chin and thinks. “We cannot go without celebrating! This is momentous!”
Although you try to protest, he turns to the base, stating to every other merc, “LISTEN UP! IT IS Y/N’S BIRTHDAY AND WE WILL CELEBRATE!”
He makes it his personal mission to decorate for a party that very evening, even gets a cake and everything. He makes every other merc sing happy birthday with him. Maybe this isn’t so bad.
You give him a big hug, and he is surprised at first, but proceeds to give a gentle laugh and hug back.
Pyro
You see Pyro colouring with crayons and coloured pencils on their break, and you sit by them. You don’t really understand what they’re saying a lot of the time, but you enjoy hanging out with them. It’s a long period of silence before you join them in colouring. Regardless of your artistic skills, they’re impressed and encourage you, and are very happy when you show them what you’ve been working on.
After a little while you get kind of bored and sad. You’ve tried to enjoy this day but it’s another bittersweet birthday. You’re happy to hang out with Pyro though, even though they don’t know what day it is.
Pyro notices that you’ve stopped colouring with them, and that you’re looking at the ground instead, messing with the cracks in the floor.
“Huddah hrmmf mmmrph?” You don’t understand what they’re saying exactly, but you smile at them. They seem to be asking what’s wrong, why you stopped, why you seem so sad.
You hesitate for a moment before finally confessing. They seem to mostly understand what you mean, and they lean back, thinking.
After a few seconds, they stand up and help pull you off the floor. They point to their room, and you follow them. It’s an odd combination of scorch marks, colourful drawings, weapons, and art supplies. They lead you to a wardrobe and pull out a box.
Surprisingly, you can see that it's fully wrapped. Did they somehow know it was your birthday? Do they keep these gifts on hand for the mercs?
You won’t get an answer, but they excitedly push it out and offer it to you. “Huddah hmmph!” They sound almost like they are smiling behind the mask. You take the box and open it. It’s got crayons, pencils, and… wow, that’s a drawing of you and them.
You smile, almost ready to tear up, and thank them. You give them a hug, and you notice that they’re hugging you back even harder. Maybe they don’t really understand, but this is sweet.
The Justice League being mildly disturbed, bewildered, and eerily...Impressed by Bruce's relationship with his rogues.
They've seen him and Harley get in a fist fight over the last Bat Burger fry.
With Harley trying to fix her now ruined pigtails and munching on her garlic glazed treat while Batman sipped the milkshake, completely ignoring the gush of blood dripping down his chin.
"... Do you want the Bat-Toy?"
"...Yeah."
Bruce can go from fighting Ivy one second, to helping her beat Hal's ass for littering in the middle of a battle.
He talks about Penguin like he's a problematic relative you have an annoying affection for. He pretends to be scared of Scarecrow's Fear Toxin to make him feel better about it not working on him.
He and Selina call eachother ' babe' and gossip while trying to put the other in the hospital.And don't get him started on Mr. Freeze. He WILL cry.
It's a very unusual relationship. They know for a fact none of them have lunches with THEIR villains.
" But I don't get it? I mean, Bats won't kill YOU, but...YOU can kill HIM."
" For what? So the police can kill us easier? Nice try."
Clark, panicked, calls the batkids when Bruce gets kidnapped. They don't know by WHO, which is the only reason they even bothered showing up. When they find out its HARVEY?
They all groan. Long and whiny. " Come on!"
" You made me abandon my Buzzfeed Unsolved marathon for this?"
Dick, peach face mask still drying, sighs, " I'm sorry, - this? Is probably the best thing that happened all week. Maybe month! Why would we be worried? He'll get 4 meals a day, 8 hours of sleep, -"
" Or two..."
" SHUT UP, STEPH! But anyway, Bruce is probably in his huge, black feathered night gown, getting his feet rubbed with extra expensive olive oil while eating blueberry yoghurt."
" With chocolate sprinkles!"
" Yes, Thank You, Tim. Clark, in the future, be worried if he DOESN’T get kidnapped. He'll be back in like, two weeks. Three, if he's feeling clingy. "
" But I don't understand? Bruce hangs out with...Criminals?"
" I'm sorry, " Dick gestures to the whole flock of them, " Where do you think we came from?"
Bet Poison Ivy's plant tutorials don't work very well for people without plant powers. This is why Pamela Isley doesn't like being reminded of her OLD tutorials. She had issues.
Ivy, in a video: First, give it a gentle spritz of water.