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#?? FUCK I’M HAVING FINALS RN PLS BLESS ME
celestie0 · 2 months
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first of all, i knew that kai dude was bad news!!
but let's start form the top!! gojo kicking the ball in the FACE??? ahhhh lost it!!! i thought he maybe aimed at kai but boy was (accidentally) aiming at her, nooo!!!
ahaha but the way he cared for her then 😭😭 my heart, so weak for this trope. also we got a kiss so a win is a win!!
“Go ahead,” he says, using his knee to spread your legs apart, then finds a place to stand between your thighs to get closer to you. “I’ve got a lot of ways I could shut you up.”
excuse me man. do not say this in front of me or i'll get wet. thank you. moving on!
“You were born blessed with talent, and you’re popular, and people adore you, and you don’t have to worry about internships, or jumping from job to job just to make something of yourself."
ugh, that moment when she breaks down about her depts and car repair bills and all that? it was so raw and real. it makes her even more relatable. loved that!!
“You don’t want me hanging out with them?” you repeat after him, “I’m not listening to that. Because it’s possessive. And it’s wrong.”
yes, yes yes!! tell him girl!!! put him in his place!!! love pissed fmc!! <33
“Does that make you feel better?” he asks. / “Does thinking of me that way—…does it make you feel better about all of this? Between us?”
bruh, satoru is THE sweetest in this story, and I'm LIVING for his soft boy energy! he has such a innocent and soft love for her, i could cry and vanish into thin air 😭😭
also the way he is ALL about her dreams and supporting her in her carrer. WEAK.
but then everything happening after, god i was so ANGRY with Kai and all his douchebag people!!! i was ready to throw hands through the screen!!!
but can we also talk about how our girl was holding her own even when those jerks were putting her and her dreams down? she's got a fire in her, and i love that she wasn't backing down! satoru's lucky to have someone so fierce by his side.
thank goodness satoru and his squad showed up when things got serious and protected her!! also that protective move in front of her? I DIED. It's official, i'm WEAK. just one word. WEAK.
can't wait to read the next chapter, in which satoru will surely move heaven and earth to show his love to her and i'm here for it!!! please shower me with all the fluff and smut.
i need ALL the cozy, heart-melting moments! ♡♡
honestly, this AU is EVERYTHING. you're painting such a vivid picture, i feel like i'm right there on campus, surrounded by hotties and drama!! what could someone ask more of? ♡♡
also want to add that i think you have an incredible ear for how people talk, with all their quirks and little inflections. reads so natural and authentic!! have a great day or night, whenever you read this!
OMG LOSTFRACTURES M00TIE <333 THANK U SM FOR UR ASK I COULD CRY RN
aaa yes he actually isnt the one that kicked the ball haha 🤣 that was originally going to be the plan, but rather his teammate kicked the ball and he was too distracted by reader getting super close to kai to see it, and it flew past him n then hit her 😵‍💫
LMAO pls same part of me wanted to scream just to fuck around n find out ab all those ways of shutting us up haha
thank uuu im so glad you enjoyed her lash out 🥺💕 it was simultaneously very gratifying but also heartbreaking to write
aaa thank uu sm ur words ab softie satoru LOL i think his way of showing care can be unconventional sometimes but there’s no denying he really does want her to have the things he thinks she deserves :”) im just glad he finally thinks he’s someone she deserves haha
AND YES. SHE’s ALSO FIERCE AND A SOFTIE AT THE SAME TIME ✨✨ i wa sso excited by this chapter bc i think it takes gojo being “too good for her” bc he’s popular n whatnot but now reader is just THAT GIRL n a bad bitch and she’s almost too good for him now haha
ouu ty for the compliment on the dialogues n stuff 😭🤧 that’s so relieving to hear lol
AND YESS SO EXCITED FOR HIS LOVER BOY ERA ch10 is gonna be a lot of fun and sexy (still a tad bit angsty 👉🏼👈🏼) haha thank uu sm for looking forward to it 🥺💕 ur too kind pls
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finniestoncrane · 2 years
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I've been binge reading your riddler stuff and maybe it's my fever but I feel sappy. Is it ok to ask for capullo!( that's it right?) riddler comforting a fem reader and letting her know he doesn't just like her physically? Sorry if it's vague I've got super brain fog rn but if you choose to write I recommend going hog wild! Have fun with it pls!
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Capullo!Riddler x Female!Reader, word count: 2.1k not vague at all, i get you completely!! and i knew exactly what i wanted to do with this request, so i hope it's what you were looking for! also i hope you get/got better, i'm sorry it took me a while to get this out but bless your lil fevery soul for sending this prompt my way 💚 this is looooong i'm so sorry and it's pretty dialogue heavy which...yeah it is what it is ;-; my posts about this idiot: consistent flops me anyway: i am feeding myself and the capull-hos, i will write 2k words anyway request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: language, mentions of sex, angst, suggestive themes, sort of mean eddie, some fluff believe it or not
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5.37am.
The light from the alarm clock was soft, the rising sun complimenting the warmth as it shone through your curtains. It was all so incredibly romantic and peaceful, or at least it would have been, if you hadn’t spent the better part of the night before and this most recent half hour being fucked within an inch of your life, Edward rutting like a feral animal into you, onto you, beside you.
He was getting dressed by the bed, lime green suit an affront to your vision in the morning, shirt unbuttoned underneath it, saving that for last. It was only as he slipped his shoes on that you put two and two together, checking the clock again and propping yourself up on your elbow, watching him smooth his hair down and grab his hat from the floor.
“Are you leaving?”
“Yeah, got to.”
“Oh…can’t you stay? Even just for a little while?”
“Uhh…how long for?”
“Well, it’s only 5am.”
“Ok, and what would we do?”
You stared at him in confusion, met only with a blank gaze with a hint of impatience knitted across his brow.
“I thought we could have breakfast together?”
It seemed like such a simple request, 30 minutes to make you both something to eat. But it was met with a scoff and a distinctly mean smile.
“No can do, got better things to be doing.”
Finally buttoning up his shirt, he leant over you in the bed. For the briefest of moments, you were so sure that he was going to kiss you. Soft and gentle on your lips, caring and sweet on your forehead. But instead, he teased back the sheets, exposing your breasts to the room, before winking at you.
“Don’t get dressed, just wait for me to come back whenever I’m done, exactly like that!”
Laying flat on the bed, staring wistfully into the ceiling, you considered your next move.
There was something that kept you coming back for more, despite literally every other identifiable thing about Edward Nygma. His brash personality, perpetual and insistent over-confidence, the way he groped and grabbed, rutted and fucked like a man who had never known of the word ‘gentle’. And those were the qualities you found redeeming. There were no words to describe how you felt about him, deep down. At one point, you had thought the gut-wrenching sadness every time he left after you had sex was a hint that you had developed a bit of a crush on him, a desire to be with him even when you weren’t just satisfying a carnal urge. But recently, it had become more obvious that it was a desperate plea for acknowledgement of you, for him to pay attention to you outside of the clumsy and erratic schedule to which he fucked you.
And he couldn’t even stay behind for breakfast. You weren’t asking for him to confess his undying love. You weren’t even asking him to look you in the eye and make sure you came during sex. Breakfast. That was it. And he had “better things to do”.
So when he texted that afternoon, asking to come over in the evening, you ignored it. It was interesting to note that when the message came in, you darted to your phone at the little chime. And though initially you had been consumed by excitement at the thought of him getting in touch with you, a Pavlov’s whore reaction as you felt your arousal increase at the thought of him, you tossed your phone down without replying. If you were being honest, you were proud of yourself. Cold turkey was tough, and yet here you were, starting the period of radio silence you were willing to keep up indefinitely.
It wasn’t as though this had come out of the blue. You’d had multiple conversations in the past about what you were to each other, what this was. Countless times you had tried to even be friends with benefits, but he wasn’t interested in knowing you outside of coming and cumming and going. So surely, if he listened to anything you said beyond “harder, faster, more”, it wouldn’t come as a shock to him that you were completely done.
But an hour later, another text came in.
“You still asleep? Do a number on ya, did I? 😉 Can I come over later?”
And again, you ignored it. And the six others that came in quick succession at around 6pm.
“Hey, let me know if you’re busy or if I can come and rock your world again!”
“Don’t make me start sending riddles. I know how much you hate that.”
“Come on…if you’re not gonna text back at least send through something nasty 😉”
“I could get food if you want? On the way?”
“Starting to get annoyed baby. I’m not gonna hang around and wait for you much longer…”
“Ok…getting a bit concerned that I might have to find another fuck buddy…”
That last one, a hint of worry in it, made you even madder. If he really was concerned, why couldn’t he take it seriously? A message came in from another number, a mutual acquaintance.
“Hello, this is a weird question (and apologies if the police are reading this) but are you dead?”
Edward had sent his lackeys to investigate for him.
“Hey! I’m great, thanks. No police, no death. Need me to send a pic with today’s paper as proof?”
Nothing in return. And as a final nail in the coffin, you turned your phone off. You had dinner, watched some tv, drowning out any thoughts you had about Ed by periodically reminding yourself that your vibrator was right there in the drawer under the bed, and not only did it finish the job right, it would still be there after you came.
Interrupting your little pity party, though, there was a knock at your door. Peering out the peephole, you could see Ed, standing side on, arm leaning on the door. You opened it slightly, startling him, his body falling into the door with a pathetic little yelp.
“Yes?”
He grinned at you, his arm swooping from behind his back, one bag of some kind of food and a bouquet of flowers. He tilted his chin up and to the side slightly, staring you down and raising his eyebrows.
“Well?”
“What the fuck is this?”
He looked like a told off child.
“I dunno. I thought you were mad at me, so I did what people do when someone is mad at them.” He thrust the gifts forward, eventually bringing them back down to his side when it became obvious that you weren’t going to unfold your arms to take them.
“Do you even know what you’re apologising for?”
He let out a short, sharp laugh.
“Ok, well first of all, I’m not even apologising. So I don’t know where you got that idea.”
You closed the door on him, but he managed to kick his foot in the gap.
“Nonono wait!”
You held it open, looking up at him, the most unamused expression you could muster, desperately trying to hide the raw emotion threatening to expose itself behind your eyes.
“I just want a second, then I can leave if you want me to. Or I…can come in…?” He smirked, letting it fade quickly as he realised now was not the time.
“Ed, there’s professionals who can give you what you want. This isn’t fun for me anymore.” You moved back inside, attempting to close the door again, but his palms pushed it back lightly.
“Wait, wait. Did you actually want me to stay this morning? I just thought that’s what women said after sex…no?”
You pushed past the initial gut reaction, which was to question him on which other women he was claiming to have ever been with, but chose to stay on track with your rehearsed points.
“No, it’s not. But it was stupid of me to think you were interested in anything, or anyone, apart from you and your own selfish needs. Goodbye, Ed.”
The door closed with a slam, but he was persistant.
“Hey! You knew what you were getting into. I was very clear. You know who I am!”
“Yeah, most intelligent man in Gotham. Which I thought might mean you’d have more sense than to just leave after you’ve cum, like I’m absolutely nothing to you.”
“What made you think you were ever going to be something?”
It was harsh, hurtful. The silence after it rang out, and you didn’t care whether he meant it or not. He’d still said it. Slumping down against the door, stopping on the floor, tears fell copiously from your eyes as you accepted the realisation that Ed really didn’t care about you. Never had, and never had any intentions of doing so in the future either. You’re sat there for about five minutes, sobbing against the door, not very mindful of the noise you were making, as you were sure Ed would have left by now. But he spoke again, still outside.
“Please…can you let me in?”
“Go away, Ed.”
“Aw come on! I cam all the way over here with…things for you.”
“I don’t give a fuck.”
“Look, I’m the Riddler, babe. I’ll find another way in somehow, and then you’ll be really pissed at me. I’ll sit out here all night if I have to. I’ll get comfortable now, actually. How about a few riddles? What is red, white and-”
You cut him short, mercifully, opening the door and staring at him, tears wiped hastily away, but eyes still watery, cheeks reddened by the wet tracks. He gestured with his ‘gifts’ again.
“Food’s probably cold by now.”
“I already ate anyway.”
“Right. Can I come in though?”
“Why would you want to? I’m not going to fuck you.”
“That’s fine, actually.”
With your arms folded tight across your chest, you shot him a look of genuine disbelief. He chuckled lightly, holding his palms up.
“I’m serious. I want…” he took a deep breath in, almost pained expression written across his face “…I want to apologise.”
As you held the door open wider for him, he walked timidly inside, letting his palm find your forearm, gripping it once before going inside and sitting down on the sofa, sighing when you joined him, as though he were worried you might stand and berate him, or sit on the armchair, distanced.
“Ok, this isn’t very easy for me.”
“What? Being human?”
“Actually, yes. I’m an outsider, I operate on the fringes of-”
“Ed.”
“Right, right, sorry. I just mean…beyond having to trust someone to not stab me in the back or shoot me in the face, I don’t have to interact or offer myself up to anyone. That’s a lot of vulnerability.”
His words made sense to you, and as the tough exterior you had spent all evening, and most of the past week trying to build up crumbled away, you realised you weren’t that upset about allowing yourself listen to him, offering him your hand, which he took tentatively, eyes avoiding your gaze, but body facing towards yours, open and unguarded.
“I need to put distance between us, because…” as he hesitated, unusually stuck for words, he let his thumb sweep back and forth over the back of your hand, attempting to either soothe you or himself “…I’m scared of how I feel about you.”
“Bullshit.”
“Rude.” He smiled at you, catching your eyeline and looking away quickly. Feeling guilty, you shuffled closer to him, putting your head on his shoulder, hand on his chest, letting your fingers trail up and down. In a move entirely unlike him, he lifted his arm, enclosing it around your shoulder, pulling you closer, his head tilted over the back of the sofa, eyes shut and breath shallow as he continued.
“I don’t feel anything about anyone, except myself. And now you. And before you get excited, I don’t know what to label those feelings as, I certainly wouldn’t get excited about them. I just know that I…care what you think about me and I am willing to…work on being…better.”
It was as good as it was going to get, but even this small gesture of humanity, a display of weakness that you could potentially hold against him, if you were so inclined, displayed his trust and truth.
“So if you’re willing to put up with me, I’m willing to stay.”
“Huh…when you put it that way, it might have been a blessing that you were so quick to leave.”
He was on you, arms around you on the sofa, lips meeting amidst the giggles you both elicited.
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catcze · 3 years
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Cyno NSFW
Okay, so let me say some straight up FACTS.
CYNO 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 SWITCH
And no one will change my opinion on that shite. But hey, of course at first he'll be a little hesitant.
A little ✨submissive✨ dare I say.
He'll learn from what you do to pleasure him, from giving him his first, and most mind-blowing, blowjob. Hand job, whatever.
And oh god, his weak spot is his chest, abdomen, and neck. Kiss those places, nip that them. Leave little hickeys (tho people might see cause he does really got a shirt, but who cares) He'll turn to absolute jelly. His moans are the (cutest) most delightful thing to bless your ears.
And don't get me started when he finally figures out how to pleasure you. Every move is a calculated decision. Where he places his hands, how he trails his nails and fingertips on your skin. Just to make you arch your back.
As soon as he figures out how to make you moan, how to pleasure you to the greatest extent. Then FUCK-
You better be prepared to stay in bed for a few days, cause you aren't gonna be going anywhere. He is h0rny, and he wants you NOW. Of course, he will always put you first, if you don't want it, he will stop immediately. No questions asked.
But during sex, mmmmmhhhhhhhh, praise the Archon's for the Sex God has blessed thee!!!!!
The pain can not equivalate to the pleasure, his passionate, rough kisses, expressing the amount of love he has for you. Though he gives sweet, gentle kisses on your knuckles, or the ghost of his lips blessing yours. This was sensational.
Running your hands through his hair, tugging it as he fucks you. Enlightening delightfully delicious moans from this scholar of a man.
🤤🤤🤤🤤, don't get me started on the aftercare though.
You both in a bathtub, your back pressed against his chest. Him massaging you where your sore. Leaving kisses on the nape of your neck and shoulder. Praising you for enlightening him in such a curious field of passion.
~Beana anon
NSFW !! 18+ ONLY !!
Regisviolin pss pss pss aWAKEN Beans has fed the Cyno fuckers yet again 😭🥰💦💦
aksjd Cyno learning how to pleasure you through experience?? Cyno pleasuring the reader and never having enough of them?? Pls I’m h word I–– 😭💞💞
I have no words I literally cannot form a sentence–– all I have on my mind rn is Cyno mmMMM <33 💞💞
PLEASE AND THE AFTERCARE I–– 😭💞💞💞💞💞
Beans ilysm omg <333
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fanfictin · 3 years
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Liz flicks through the Clone Wars for interactions between favourite disaster dad/brother and anger child and also maybe his ‘snippy?’ padawan
1-2
“Anakin, where are you?” said in the most long-suffering voice as obiwan holos anakin and ahsoka in their ship not following orders
1-3
“I hope you know what you’re doing, anakin” “Well, if I don’t, I won’t be around to hear the I told you so” “That’s reassuring...”
1-4
Subtly has never been one of your strong points, Anakin.
Everything I know, I learned from you, Master.
(why does obiwan keep saluting every time he runs from grevious)
You know we have GUNS. You can shoot back ANY TIME. -Anakin
(anakin still calling obiwan Master gives me life)
(also disaster gang really do call each other by Snips and Skyguy, huh)
1-5
“Still here, Anakin? When was the last time you slept?” (FUCK yes,, my favourite trope) [...] “Since then, he vanished.” “Well, unlike you, maybe he’s getting some much-needed rest” (the SASS. the CARE.)
1-6
“Suicide is not the jedi way, Master” asgfgdhkslfhsdalafl out of context that’s hysterical
(anyway none of these episodes are connected i have no idea what the fuck is happening or just happened at any point)
FINALLY some hurt/comfort. the classic “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” and blackout. nice.
awwwww ahsoshka trying to cheer up anakin and anakin just “you can’t replace r2″ i mean he’s right
Ahsoka has a green saber!! bless. love that.
1-7
Rex IS calling Ahsoka ‘Sir’. love it.
“Where’s R2 when i need him” awww ani
okay Grevious’ bodyguards are WAY harder to kill than that,, do you know how many times i have done that level in lego starwars,, I--
“Besides, R2 is more than a droid. He’s a friend.” 0,.0
1-11
ObiWan and Anakin their typical -anakin from the ceiling- anakin: oh it’s you obiwan: This is how you thank me for rescuing you? and THEN-- How am I supposed to become a jedi master if I’m getting caught all the time At least you’re a master of getting caught HYSTERICAL
it’s just Them on a mission. much love. i’m crey. they work so well together. “Why do I even try” that’s the obi wan exasperated abt his padawan that i know and love. crey.
BICKERING WHILE THEY CRASH LAND A SHIP. LOVE.
rock fall!! oh they’re fine. okay well the banter is pretty good and brief panic. 
Anakin, when I tell you to run, Run. Master! You’re alive! And where is your lightsaber? It got knocked out of my hand. By a rock? Yeah. By a rock. You know what would be helpful? A little light. Certainly. -obiwans lightsaber doesn’t work- Silly thing. It was working just a minute ago. You don’t suppose it was hit... by a rock, do you? -obiwan dramatically points a finger and is abt to give his padawan a piece of his mind-
Anaking running away while Obwan is chill,, perfect. ObiWan helps at just the right time. they use the force together to put it down. PERFEDCT.
They get poison gassed and ahsoka rescues them and they just say it was fine I LOVE IT OH MY GOSH DISASTER TRIO
oh my gosh they knew the drinks were poisoned or whatever and switched them and they look so SMUG abt it--
okay write it down, 1-11 absolute favourite 
1-12
okay never mind, they were drugged and wake up together caught. typical.
obiwan holding anger anakin back from yelling at count dooku. amazing.
“Do control your protege’s insolence so I can concentrate” “Anakin.” “WHAT” “Control your insolence. The count is concentrating” THE SASS
oh my gosh a very unusual trio. Dooku just like “I would kill you both rn if i didn’t have to drag your bodies” not bc they’re his enemies but bc of the banter and sass
getting electrocuted then immediately breaking each others bonds and fighting back. yes.
1-13
heck yes. anakin saving everyone and getting hurt himself? ahsoka going back for him? fuck yes. my shit.
so anakin does get hurt. badly. and WHY did i not find this on tumblr?? also,, ahsoka calling him anakin when he’s unconscious? fuck yes.
“I’ve certainly perfected the art of demolishing ships and getting my master killed” oh ahsoka you did so well dear one. she loves her master so much.
Rex does call ahsoka ‘kid’. i love.
the weak person just abt waking up and trying to get up bc danger and the one watching over him being worried and defending him? another favourite trope.
1-14
ooooo a straight up continuation. nice. anakin “you’re still too injured to move” oh the drama
an injury CONTINUING to impeded a character afterwards?? whoa. anakin rlly is the chosen one.
oooo stealth mission, this is exactly how i play a stealth thing like this!
LIGHTSABER GO WOOSH WOOSH BUZZ
1-15
snow time. pls let anakin complain abt the snow. someone get cold. pls. that’s all i ask. but either way, it’s anakin and obiwan mission time together again!
summary: that guy was dumb and i’m glad he died
1-16
anakin smashing several windows to get to obiwan in another tower. yes.
“How did YOU get over here” “I improvised”
1-17
“You seem a bit on edge” [...] “So yes, I’m a bit on edge!! Why aren’t you?” “I’m better at hiding it.” eyyyy
THEY WERE TALKING ON THE COMMS AND THEY JUST RAN INTO EACH OTHER IN A CROSS CORRIDOR and ahsoka just like “Master?”
disaster gang stop a virus and they’re all fine. ..good for them.. i gues.. just kidding, i love them
obiwan trying to calm anakin down abt padme and ahsoka but also knowing that anakin is rlly worried
“You just destroyed 17 defenseless battle driods without suffering a scratch” “18 actually”
1-18
“It was a trap Snips. It wasn’t your fault.” “Take heart, little one. That’s the reality of command” oh anakin you’re almost a good master
1-22
anakin gave his lightsaber to padme as a joke and now he’s trying to fight eithout it lol
he got shocked out and caught lol and padme is like hm can i show affection for an unconscious jedi without ppl thihnking hes my husband
“Please Ani. Wake up” wakes up like okay anyway let’s leave
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okay it’s gone midnight and i have work and uni interview tomorrow,, that’s s1
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palbabor-writes · 3 years
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ugh. school is literally so discouraging and it’s taking sm out of me. I read on here when I’m not studying, so do you think I could have a oneshot of tomura being the readers support system when she doesn’t score well on a test she studied hard for and she’s being really hard on herself and feels kinda momentarily hopeless?? Not cause that’s how I’m feeling rn or anything, just a completely random request that has absolutely nothing to do with my current situation 😅 (no but rlly send help pls)
My dear, dear anon. I am so sorry school is making you stressed. At the end of the day, take a deep breath, drink some water and remember to eat a good meal, at least once a day. You’ve got this. It may not feel like it when you’re in the weeds and you can’t see anything but a massive to-do list, but you’re almost there & it will be so, so worth it. Bush off that test and try, try again.
And, even if you feel like they may not care, reach out to your professors. At the least, it gives you a paper trail, that way, if you feel like you’re being smothered under too much work, they have to justify that to the university, and at the most, they might grant you a reprieve.
ANYWAY. Of course I can get you a one-shot! Best of luck & keep your chin up!
warnings: none. just a nice Tomura who wants you do do your best
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You don’t want to talk about it, thank you very much.
Toga has come and gone, Twice, on the other hand, has kept pushing, but you’re ignoring him, and Spinner, bless him, grabbed you some take out and pressed it into your cold hands, saying you need to eat.
You haven’t even told them that you failed the exam. 
They just know you’re quiet, and you’re never quiet. No, usually you’re the glue that keeps the ragtag bunch of them together, the one that is pushing them to talk, to get along, to take care of themselves. You’re touched, really. It’s always nice to see that care, that you’ve insisted upon and rained down on them, passed forward and tonight is no exception.
But, you are dreading seeing him.
Tomura, unlike the others, will know, the moment he sees you, that you’re frustrated with yourself, disappointed in yourself, defeated and shattered. He’ll likely give you a stern look and tell you to wait for him in his room, or he’ll drag you up there himself, his strong arms wrapping around your waist and tugging, lifting and pressing, until you’re away from the others and free for his unvarnished attentions.
No, he’ll know before the words even leave your lips. And you both adore and hate that about him. Sometimes it’s nice to have a little bit of mystery, you know?
So, you eat your procured dinner and meander to his dark bedroom, closing the door behind you and curling up in his crumpled sheets, waiting.
He comes in, a few hours later, his eyes bright in the low gloom, searching for you. He studies your hunched form and lets out a low sigh, dragging off his dark shirt and kicking off his red shoes. Seconds later, he’s nestling beside you, fingers carefully balled as he yanks you against him, resting his chin over your bowed head.
“What happened?” he asks, as if he hasn’t already guessed.
You’re quiet, letting his question hover, a heavy weight that threatens to squash you under its implications, its chilling reality. Tomura waits for your answer, his breathing steady and deep, stirring some strands of your hair, tickling them against your forehead. While he’ll give you his patience, you know he won’t let you wiggle free of his queries. No, he’ll worm it out of you, one way or another.
“I failed,” you finally sigh, ducking your head, your lips trailing along his upper arms, forming the words against his skin.
Tomura intakes a long inhale, tucking you closer as he considers his response.
“Is it your last opportunity?” his asks, his voice low, rasping with that gentle lull that he holds in reserve, a tone that you know is yours, and yours alone.  
“Not…not really…I can try again. But, it was twenty percent of my grade. It means...no matter what I do, I’m locked into a lower grade. It means it will take me longer, it means I might need to drop it…to…to retake…ugh...I don’t want to do this again. How can I even face…it’s money, Tomura…it’s time…and I failed…”
“You didn’t fail,” Tomura reminds you, lacing his legs with yours, wrapping himself closer, his solid weight a distant comfort.
“I did—“
“You just said it’s twenty percent. That’s not failing.”
“That doesn’t...It’s not the score I wanted,” you huff, squirming from his tightening grip, not wanting to hear his pity. You failed. He’s just being nice and it’s not right. This means you’ll be set back…again. It’s annoying and if it’s annoying to you, it’s bound to be worse for him. God, this is the second time you’ve had something like this happen. He shouldn’t humor you, he shouldn’t…
“Try again. You can always try again,” Tomura reassures you, slotting you against his lean chest, stilling your disgruntled shifts with a firm nip to your neck.
You unconsciously lean into his sharp caress, trailing your fingers along his upper arms, enjoying the tiny tremor he shakes against your palms. He’s still being too nice. 
This isn’t like him.
Not that he’s not nice to you. Oh, he’s very, very nice. Just the thought of that rough touch, that desperate gasping he can urge from you makes you melt, your back losing a piece of that tension.
But, it’s not like him to not be frank.
He’s not one to butter you up, to lie, to paint the rosy colors over the picture. No. This isn’t like him.
“Don’t tell me what I want to hear,” you scold, yanking your neck from his lips, ignoring the grunt he gives you.
His fingers curl around your jaw, the four digits dipping into your soft neck, pulling you back.
“Tch,” he grumbles, tucking his other arm to your waist and digging your plush softness to his trim hips. “Don’t be so fucking defeatist, (Y/N).”
“I’m not!” you cry out, flinging his arms away and propping yourself above him, glaring down at his vermillion eyes. “I fucked up and there’s no way to fix it. I’m not going to get the grade I want and it could put me back a year, maybe more. Do you really want to deal with this for another year? Do you…hey! Tomura, don’t—“
His fingers have dipped into your hair and he’s urging you to his lips, the rough skin gliding over yours, silencing your distraught declarations. He’s soft, so soft that you can’t help but collapse against him and he growls at the weighty press. Finally, once he’s sure you’re distracted enough to reason with, he leans your head back, those red orbs searching for yours.
“Now you know, right? You know what you need to work on. Now, you won’t make the same mistakes. Not saying it’s not gonna be hard, but if anyone can do it, you can (Y/N).”
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buttcheekbb · 4 years
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excuse me good ma'am, do you have time to talk about the absolute treasure that is what the girlfriends
UH HI YES HELLO, I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO TALK ABOUT THE BLESSINGS THAT RAIN DOWN ON US EVERY DAY DUE TO ONE (1) MISS MELANIE KING AND MISS GEORGIE BARKER.
~please, step into my humble docile and make yourself at home....a cup of tea perhaps?~
idk if you were just looking for general thoughts or whatever but I’m just going to babble here for a bit and hope that it gives you some insight into how much i love wtgfs ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍
hehe just generally I thank god that these two women exist in the TMA world as well as my head, rent free. When Melanie first came in during S1 I was like “👀 I AM LOOKING” and every moment she’s returned, my heart swells with love and maaaaayybe just a BIT of,,,,,pining.... And the breath of fresh air that Georgie brings into the series in S3/S4 as well as just like...!!!!! caring for Jon gets me every time and it’s my personal opinion that it’s the love, care and affect that Georgie has as a person that allows Jon (and later Melanie) to pursue being healthy, traumatized individuals (lol we love to see it). When Georgie first tells Jon that he needs anchors is probably one of my most favorite parts in the whole series because she’s RIGHT and SHE SHOULD SAY IT, even just in the sense that isolating yourself (especially when you are in danger or struggling with something) is not the way to go. you shouldn’t be afraid to ask for help, and even though she may not have entirely understood what Jon was//is going through via eldritch horrors and such, she’s still RIGHT and wants what’s best for her people and wants them to take care of themselves. This directly translates to when Melanie decides to stop working, go to therapy, and eventually quit the archives. When I say I SCREAMED when Melanie decided to go to therapy, I am not exaggerating one bit. This WOMAN, in the wake of so much fucking trauma, serving as an avatar of the Slaughter, with the hopelessness that comes with being quite literally trapped in the institute and literally all other aspects of her life being stripped from her decided (having a LOT to do with Georgie 🥺) that she wanted to GROW and continue to pursue PEACE (I want to say happiness but let’s just go with peace rn bc honestly how much happiness is attainable after The Magnus Institute?). Melanie KNEW that even if she couldn’t escape, she wanted to actively do nothing via the terrors that the Institute//The Eye were orchestrating because she did not want to be apart of anything as harming as that, and though physically bound, she was going to disengage and do what she could to avoid. She ALSO recognized that bitches need therapy and that if she was going to try and feel better//become better//learn more about the possibilities of a better life, she would need to change what she was doing as THAT WASN’T IT CHIEF. And then FINALLY--deciding to fucking quit despite the horror that comes with the act was what Melanie felt she needed to do, as a person, for herself because of her morals and her values which of course have always been there but have been pushed to the forefront of our consciousnesses BECAUSE of the QUEEN that is Georgie Barker!!!!!
 ANYWAYS the STRENGTH that wtgfs have together as a unit is unmatched but it’s because of one another that they are able to continue on. Georgie actively makes Melanie a better person, not through changing her but encouraging personal growth. Though we don’t get a great glimpse into Georgie’s life other than snippets of S3, I would like to hope and head cannon that Melanie does the same for Georgie and that they serve one another in ways that are so greatly appreciated💖🥺 wtgfs water my crops, feed my children, save my town from flooding and famine, and live in my head and heart rent free. Also THE ADMIRAL IS GOD THEM SELF AND BETTER THAN ANY BEING IN THE TMA AND THIS UNIVERSE OKAY COOL THAT’S ALL FOR NOW THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK (but also if anything i said interested u or want me to say anything else about wtgfs pls let me know, I will always have something more to say but figured this was long enough for the first ask hehe😅
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imclumsy · 4 years
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Livestream
(peter parker x actress!reader)
Summary: the reader is an actress starring in stranger things. she starts a livestream as she chills with her best friend, peter. they get flustered when her fans point out their flirting. the fans go crazy once something happens.
Warning: idk, language maybe? if that counts??
A/N: i found this in my drafts on wattpad lmao. thought it was cute and decided to continue writing it for my first tumblr imagine post. oh and ‘Y/c/n’ means ‘your character’s name’.
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“Hey, guys.” You smiled at your phone screen, holding up a peace sign as you started a live stream on Instagram. Comments started to flood in.
avengersfan01 - OMG UR LIVESTREAMING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES
y/niswifey - WHERE HAVE U BEEN,, LAST TIME U POSTED WAS A MONTH AGO
msmarvel19832 - notice me senpaiiiii 😭
strangertingzz4life - hiiiiii ❤️❤️💖
"So, I'm kinda bored, my parents aren't home and I thought 'Why not do a Q&A?' since I haven't been so active on Instagram lately because I’ve been busy filming." You shuffled, trying to find a comfortable position to sit in.
"Stop moving, Y/n. I’ve almost got a 10 streak kill." Peter nudged you, keeping his attention on his video game as he ran someone over with a car.
Who knew Spider-Man would enjoy running over pedestrians.
"I'm trying to get comfortable, dickhead, let me be." You smiled, moving the camera so it was away from you and Peter. You finally decided to lay your head on his stomach as he let you lay between his legs.
"Ok, sorry about that, technical- well, physical difficulties." You laughed at the camera, making Peter chuckle, "Anyways, questions anyone? I'll answer as many as I can."
You waited for the comments to load and read out the first one you saw, "From captainamericaswhore, love the username by the way, 'Who's legs are those?'" You giggled as soon as you finished reading.
Everyone in the comments started to freak out.
y/n.y/ln.is.my.queen - YO I BET IT'S PETER SKSJAK
dontreadmyusername - who tf is peter-
peterxy/n.otp - ALJSSJAK IT'S MY SHIP OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WITNESSING THIS
madmax751300 - [dontreadmyusername] get outta here u uncultured swine
elevenseggos - those r some thicc legs wInK wOnK
suziep00 - [elevenseggos] and i fucking oop-
“Are you livestreaming?” Peter asked, pausing his game and taking his headset off, reaching away to place it on the table.
“Yep,” You replied, popping the ‘p’. Your fans already knew who Peter was since he made a regular appearance in all your social media, especially your stories. “It’s Peter’s legs by the way. Say ‘hi’ to everyone, Pete.” You turned your camera to him.
“Hey.” He waved, sending the fans a charming smile.
“Alright, next question-“ You said, sitting up before hitting your head on Peter’s nose.
“Fuck.” He held the bridge of his nose. You laughed, letting your head fall forward as you clutched your stomach. “That fucking hurt, you idiot!” He shoved your shoulder, laughing to lighten up the mood instead of making it serious.
You turned around, looking at the tears welling up in his eyes, “Aww, alright. I’m sorry.” You reached behind him to grab a tissue from the tissue box on the small table and wiped his tears, “You good?”
"Yeah, kinda hurts, but I'm fine." He laughed, giving you a smile to reassure you that he's okay.
“You’re such a baby.” You playfully rolled your eyes before quickly kissing his nose. “You know, my lips kinda hurt too.” He smirked.
“Nice one, Parker.”
“I try my best.”
“Well, it might just be working.” You flirted back, making Peter blush profusely.
You completely forgot that you were still livestreaming as you felt your phone violently vibrate in your hand. Everyone was going crazy; crazier than normal.
noahpotatoes - WTF WTF WTF WTAF I’M SCREAMING
lucasisunderrated - Y'ALL SHE SAID 'WELL IT MIGHT JUST BE WORKING' OMFG ALL THAT FLIRTING IS GONNA PAY OFF I’M GONEEE
finnwolfhardofficial - real smooth peter,, real smooth
dustybun4life - i wonder what’s gonna happen after this livestream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
steve_the_mom - [dustybun4life] SOME OF Y'ALL ARE NASTY OML-
Your face heated up after reading some of the comments. “What can I say, Finn? Practice makes perfect." He managed to say one last bold comment before his face turned completely red after reading all the comments shipping you two.
ironlad01762 - PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT-
elizabethz04 - SO I WASN’T HALLUCINATING LAST LIVESTREAM WHEN Y’ALL WERE FLIRTING OML I’M GONNA PASS OUT
sadiesink_ - you guys better get together by the end of this live otherwise we’re no longer gonna have movie nights in my trailer
therealcalebmclaughlin - your flirting is so cute it makes me want to puke
gatenm123 - just saying.. i better be in the front seat for your wedding
elevenseggos - I'M LOVING THIS INTERACTION AND ALL BUT PLS CONTINUE THE Q&A, I WANT THE TEA SPILT ALL OVER THE TABLE CLOTH
You felt really flustered now, feeling Peter’s body heat radiate as he wore his headsets to continue his game in order to avoid showing his flushed face. You cleared your throat, “Alright, guys, come on. Elevenseggos is right, let’s continue the Q&A.”
elevenseggos - OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN NOTICED, WHAT A BLESSED DAY
gayforrobin - [elevenseggos] CONGRATS
milliebobbybrown - [elevenseggos] "I WANT THE TEA SPILT ALL OVER THE TABLE CLOTH" I'M USING THAT FROM NOW ON
flayedforbilly - [milliebobbybrown] MILLIE OMG @elevenseggos IS HAPPY-CRYING ALL OVER ME RN, WHAT DID U DO
You waited until some questions pop up and read the first one I see, "From stony4life, 'What's it like playing a fan-favourite character in Stranger Things?'" I bite my lip as I think of an answer, "I mean - obviously - it's really cool. I actually originally auditioned for a smaller role since this was my first big thing but ended up getting the role of Y/c/n. It’s really fun to be able to play this character; she’s strange but in a mysterious yet cool way, she clicks with everyone in the group and she just straight up vibes.”
You waited for another comment, “Ooh, from peterxy/n- oh, hah, okay.” You blushed because of the username, “Have you met your celebrity crush? See, I actually ran into him 3 years ago but that crush has worn off now.” You shrugged, “But! But this guy,” You turned the camera around to face a deeply concentrated Peter, “does have a celebrity crush and he won’t tell me who it is.”
He immediately paused the game again and took off his headsets, “Because it’s embarrassing.”
“I’m sure it’s not, don’t be so dramatic.”
“Trust me, it is.”
“You know I can probably get my agent to get you to meet them.” You pointed out.
“Yeah, but what if I already met them?”
milevenisrealmfs - OH MY GOD GUYS BRACE YOURSELVES IT’S GONNA HAPPEN
eggosaresuperior - SHIT SHIT WAIT LEMME GET MY SCREENRECORDER ON
milevenisrealmfs - omg y/n better get what he’s saying otherwise i’m gonna cry
“Oh my God, when? Why didn’t you tell me?” You asked. He looked at you like you were joking, “Seriously?”
“What?” You furrowed your brows in confusion.
“You’re actually so dumb.” He said before softly grabbing your jaw and kissing you. You almost dropped your phone from the sudden action but he pulled away just before you could.
You were left with a dumbfounded gaze, you glanced at your phone and saw all the comments flooding in again, “Alright, gotta go guys, bye.” You quickly ended the live.
You sighed then looked at Peter, “You like me?” You asked.
“Well, yeah. I thought it was pretty obvious.” He shrugged, nervously avoiding your eye contact.
You studied his features before gently placing your lips against his. He kissed back, leaning into your touch as you held his cheek. You pulled away, both of you smiling, “Then it’s a good thing I like you too.”
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ooh crappiest thing ever done to me 😩😩 actually I’ll do a list since idk which one takes the cake
1. my biggest crush (wasted 4+ years of my life on that man 💀) and me talking to each other, a classmate comes up and says something along the lines of “you look like a couple/you look cute together”, he immediately screams EW NO SHES UGLY and due to my unfortunately terrible body image issues at the time I said “yeah he’s right” and laughed it off, also told me my sisters were ugly after back to school night ☠️
2. Being used as a pawn in a love triangle when I was the one that originally liked the boy ☠️ this was a different crush, 2 people in my friend group liked him and forced me to keep asking him who he liked and follow him around to figure it out and document it in a journal cause I sat next to him 💀 little did they know I had a huge crush on him to the point that he was the worst cause of my body image issues but I’m pretty sure they thought I had no chance anyways cause well 💀 I’m tall and black and the school was predominantly not that 💀 it was embarrassing the things they made me do and he called me annoying for it so I guess that ruined my chances 😭
3. My sister being mad that day and saying I add nothing to the family when I was 6? 7? and she was 14 💀 I really did feel useless for a while 😭
4. Me having some sort of phobia of something and my mom going batsh*t cause I kept having phobias so she spanked me and threw an assortment of objects at me including a chair, a large metal pot, a soda can (popped on impact lmao) and the funnies one, a box of grapes, also was about to put ginger in my hoohah but my dad came in and I was saved by the bell 😭✋
Tw//: s*icide : Oh yeah special mention to me finally admitting to being s*icidal for years and my dad saying that if I did it they (my family) would get over me 💀 like yeah bruv I know but that’s not exactly what I wanted to hear rn bro 😭
5. OOH THIS ONE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL MAKES ME MAD I was defending a boy in my class cause another boy said something rude to him (I guess the boy I was defending and I were friends? My friends thought he had a crush on me but I’m guessing not from what happened 💀) and when I did the kid insulted me and called my hair “burnt ugly ramen noodles” (they were traditional box braids, I’m ghanaian 💀) and the boy I defended LAUGHED AT ME LIKE BRUV AFTER ALL WEVE BEEN THROUGH 😭✋
omg this became really long I feel like it kinda seems like I’m using this ask to vent pain but I promise I’m over most of these EXCEPT THE LAST ONE SCREW YOU SEBASTIAN 😭
im literally pspeechless
first of all FUCK THAT GUY WHO SAID YOU'RE UGLY SO NONCHALANTLY i can't even express how much I feel like tearing his throat out???????? what an immature little shit, you're gonna show him EXACTLY what he is missing out on. what an absolute ANT
second of all, FUCK your friends who took advantage of you, i hope they're happy if you know what i mean
thirdly, maybe your sis has changed now and is a better person today, but that was hella mean and abusively said and you're so strong for enduring all this bullshit wtf
fourthly: your mom throwing shit at you?? youre SO strong for being able to look back at it with such a lifted spirit?? damn i can't even do that myself you absolute LEGEND
fifthly(?) FUCK your dad, gently though, idk how much you love him but what he said makes my piss boil. the fact that you're still standing, even after your family being??? how can it even be described -- you're just so fucking fierce
and finally: FUCK SEBASTIAN, that was SO rude, inconsiderate, and DISRESPECTFUL BEHAVIOUR
dear lord; protect this anon at all costs. be with them through their troubles because their life is mildly concerning and i wish for them to be very happy. pls make sure that all their enemies may rot and disintegrate at the bottom of a sewer. bless their strong fighting soul, amen
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riskeith · 3 years
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HIIII hope you have been well my dearest last airbender hehe. i have so much exciting things to share <333
so first off, i did two wish rolls the other night and guess what? on one roll i got BOTH bennett AND qiqi!!!!!! (the other one was just weapons but 🤷🏽‍♀️) i love them both so much i literally ascended them the second i got them. i still can’t believe my luck. so now my team looks like: traveller, noelle and those two. i’m having a little issue bc i don’t have a long range combat character but i love them all too much to change anything. which means i struggle sometimes maybe if i roll for someone else in the future i might change but rn i’m LOVING them. have you ever had luck like that?
AND i started watching haikyuu again and i forgot how funny it is. i usually don’t laugh out loud while watching things but i was literally chuckling while watching some moments. i’ve only watched 10 eps-ish but i fell in love with it again at the first ep already. i cant believe i dropped it before i’m so stupid.
ok that’s all the updates i had hahaha ! i was like buzzing waiting to tell you lmaidhdhdbd 🥺
oikawa is SO pretty it’s insane. when he showed up i was like yeah.... that’s him. that’s the pretty boy. but then again pretty much everyone is pretty in haikyuu who the hell are we supposed to focus on hehdhd the art style is just that good yk?
ships that have silent (+ points for angry) yearning are just superior. and usually they fall in the enemies/rivals category which is lovely. nothing is finer than watching people struggle with their feelings like mmmmmm... tasty. also as good as rareships can be, popular ships are popular for a reason yk? like canon content isn’t everything ofc but if canon can back it up in some way more people tend to be interested heh
wanna know something super weird? when i consume content i always fall for the stotic bois with angst backstories first but after i finish the shows i always miss the cute happy babies and that makes me obsessed with them? idk it’s crazy like voltron for example keith is literally my favorite character of all time but when i finished voltron i was literally bawling bc i missed lance so much help
well i guess we’re talking about voltron now HAHA 😭 dude s3 was a fucking blessing i can’t believe we got that and they just cut it off cold. the leader and his right hand man dynamic makes me yell to this day 😭😭😭 remember all the scenes where they continuesly reassured each other 😭 the ‘leave the math to pudge’ scene lives in my head rent free no joke dhdnhdbdud... s3 was just them loving each other tenderly and dw stole it from us.. ALSO PLEASE WRITE THEM AGAIN LITERALLY BEGGING 😭 pls 🥺
dude our government doesn’t give a shit we literally have politics traveling around and chilling without masks. they don’t care at all we barely have any restrictions so people don’t care either. it’s a mess here ngl.. :/
can’t wait to hear from u again... mwah!
hi hi!!!! is this gonna end up being 2 replies in one day for you again HAHAHA i’ll try not to disappear after
!!!!!!!!!! QIQI AND BENNETT??!!?!!!!!!!! oh my goodness… oh my goodness!!! i can’t believe you got a 5 star before me fjskskkdd but big deserve 😭😭😭😩😩😩 i’m so happy for you nejdnskamxlxmm holy shit!!!!! that’s so cute tho that’s such a cute team… and big mood!! who cares about team dynamics/fighting styles all that matters is that you like them 😩 but also does that mean you currently have 3 sword users and 1 claymore on your team jdjsndnsm. i also used to not have a ranged fighter on my team but it just got so inconvenient lolol. and no my luck is actual ass :( so often i only roll weapons, and when i do roll charas it’s like. all the base free ones djdkskdk
haikyuu is SO funny!!! everyone’s humour is so >>>> omg they’re just silly boys… are you restarting it from the very first ep? and it’s all good if you dropped it before bc you’re coming back to it now and that’s what matters 😩 keep me updated tho! i’m so excited to hear what you think
HFJDNSKSN sorry i went mia and made you wait chksjs WHICH REMINDS ME!! omg i’ve been meaning to tell you and keep forgetting but i downloaded genshin on my phone last week for my trip and it’s so??? difficult? like mad mad respect to you for being able to play on mobile omg… maybe it’s just bc i was used to pc already but damn.. djsjjs
HAHA yeah just admiring the visuals instead of focusing on the story.. we’ve all been there 😩 sometimes you just gotta rewind and take 48394993 screenshots of the one scene you know? who let them be so gorgeous..
yesssss the mutual oblivious pining is so good.. like they’re enemies to lovers but they’re also IDIOTS to lovers… or my fave headcanon which hurts so bad… the one person (keith) pining for their rival (lance) but it’s unrequited and they’ve just accepted that and are kinda resigned to it but. they just want them to be happy above all else :’) :’(
and honestly you are so right like if the popular ship are foils and have all these parallels between them and a deep backstory and stuff that’s so good too there’s so much food AHAH
omg that’s kinda cute tho.. like once you’re done you enter the honeymoon phase w bubbly outgoing charas.. (speaking of honeymoons when’s ours 🤪) speaking of lance he deserved everything lmao.. he deserves everything PRESENT TENSE!!! wow we are really talking about vld in 2021 huh
LEAVE THE MATH TO PIDGE!!! I AM SCREAMING JUST THIBKING ABLIT THIS TOO!! WHAT THE FUCK DOCYOUCMEAN KEITH. WHY DIDNYOUCSAY IT WITH THAT SMILE. LANCE WHY DIDNYOU SMILE LIKE THAT IN RETURN. LEAVE THE MATH TO- KEITH EXPLAIN??? WHA WERE YOU WDOIDJGNDKDNSKFKDKFNDNNCMS the way that lance went from ‘despising’ keith and hating being beaten by him in everything to SEEKING OUT HIS ADVICE AND COMFORT???? IF THAT ISNT GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS like their relationship progressed so so so so so so so so SO much in that one single season… like. i cannot BELIEVE that was real???? no fucking way. like. we were literally so close.. SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!! my god the trust they had in each other..… LANCE SEEKING KEITH OUT!!! lance accepting keith as the leader before even keith accepted himself EVEN WHEN LANCE HIMSELF SO DESPARATELY WANTED TO BE THE BLACK PALADIN bUT RECOGNISING IT WASNT WHAT THE BLACK LION WANTED AND i have to stop or else i’ll literally never stop typing chskdkdkndcuksncjxjskcoskosnaksj
hhhhhhh i wanna write them sometimes i get hit with the feels SO SO BAD (like just then? LOL) but i haven’t properly written them in so long i feel like i don’t even know how to anymore D; but anyway do you have any prompts? i have so many wips (i have one fic that i said was gonna be my Final klance fic but lmao i’m never gonna finish it at this stage so i guess i’m also not done writing klance? lmao) but after a while i just. have no desire to go back to them anymore fjdjjx so something new might spark my motivation! but also no promises sorry i always say i’ll do shit but never do JEKSKS altho i will try!! i’ll try bust out at least a drabble even if it ends up as an unfinished wip as well lol 😩
oh fucking rip that’s so horrible i’m so sorry you have to deal with that :((( legit it’s so upsetting to see so many governments just. complacent and not caring about this issue at all like?? this is your job? you’re literally meant to be doing all these things to help us right now and you’re just not. which i guess unfortunately also makes sense bc they’re the ones who would suffer least. it’s so frustrating lmaoooo >:(
:***** i’ve stayed up again bc i am Not intelligent fjskdk but i’m looking forward to your response!! goodnight and sweet dreamssss (for when you next sleep LOL) 💗😘
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Legacies reaction post 2.13
I HATE that wolf look. Why are they doing this?
lol yeah but they wanna hurt you alaric
Jadeeeee, omg omg
ohhhh dark josie, we love it
god this is already so creepy,
Landon what is actually wrong with you, you stupid dumb boy, I love you
I love how he’s so confident in her. In TVD everyone was trying to keep elena in a damn bubble. but he’s like “Hell yeah, Hope, you go beautiful deadly gf.”
TOP MEN. yes, of course
aaksakhg;khg TEEN WOLF, lmao I’m done
omg omg Lizzie Lizzie Lizzie
Lizzie’s sick oh no (she’s not gonna die. They wouldn’t give me heretic Lizzie that easily)
KAI, YOU CRAFTY MOTHERFUCKER
“Don’t be scared” bitch I’m scared
oh Dorian, you dumb bitch, why would you let him in
“Expert on prison worlds” NO DO NOT, DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN
“Dark evil temptresses aren’t really my thing anymore.” MG I wanna be like you.
Josie’s so fucking scary rn, and when did she have time to do eye make up to go with her new evil appearance lmao
Does Dorian not take vervain? How fucking dumb????
Don’t punch Landon, wtf
ooooh Kai is gonna try to get Alyssa on his side, this not good, code red
wow finally Alaric making a decent decision
We’re really getting NO Lizzie content are we, wtf
oh no oh no oh no, I don’t like. Hope plz be careful
FUCK, Kai you crafty bitch, oh no fuck
We’re 30 minutes in, there’s a lot to do, barely any Lizzie content, I would like to die
RAF. WE GOT RAF. OMG WTF
I think Lizzie might push her dad through the door
oh shit Seb’s waking up
Hope can save anyone she wants, shut the heck up, she’s Hope.
LANDON PLS CRY, YOU GOTTA CRY ON HIM
ok this wolf shit is so...bad. WHY.
Wow Sebastian saved Alaric whoa. 
ugh, idk, I know it was the right thing to do but I hope they find a way to get Seb out. But I’m glad he did a good thing. Maybe Alaric will want to get him out of the prison world
LANDON BIRD
BIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MY BIRD BOY LOOK AT HIM GO
Awww, she astral projected to him. He doesn’t deserve it but still.
He apologized, thank god
I don’t want Thomas Doherty to be gone so soon, I’m MAD okay, I Love him
they gonna kill kai 
“This feels a little anticlimatic” I mean...same, kinda.But they had to kill him. Bless Chris for coming back
JOSIE’S STILL DARK
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onepunchmiss · 5 years
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OPM s2e12 Live Blog
“The Wiping of the Disciple’s Butt”
The season finale. I’m nauseous. Lets begin. 
As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read the manga and webcomic. 
Right where we left off. Again I love the music. I’m just like, really calm right now actually. hhhhhhhhhhhokay. OOF oh god all the crunching sound effects oh no, this is already so weird watching Garou get his ass handed to him since he’s pretty much curb stomped every other hero in battle thus far, or at the VERY LEAST avoided taking so many hits. This. is so uncomfortable to watch. WOAH ????? THESE SHOTS WERE ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND BUT??? HOLY SHIT???
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GAROU’S HAIR OH MY GOD 
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Oh god oh god Bang is relentless this hurts please stop guys GUYS PLZ  HAS NO ONE REALISED THAT NOT ONE HERO HAS DIED CMON PLZ IT HURTS calm down stop trying to kill him plsplspls OH
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THIS 
IS WHY
WE STAN GAROU
HE SAYS FUCK DEATH HOW ABOUT I JUST GET STRONGER INSTEAD QUE EPIC THEME MUSIC
oh god damnit him legit running on all fours right there just looks goofy tho F “preposterous style” Bang you aint lying asdfghjkl really though OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DRAWN SO BEAUTIFULLY THIS IS SO BLESSED 
WAIT 
NO OPENING THEME???????????????????? WHAT?????????????????????? WHY????????????????????????? ONE, I WANTED TO SEE THE CHIBI OF THE WEEK AND 2 
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I WASNT PREPARED FOR MY FAVORITE DOPEY BIRD MAN THE FUCK PHOENIXMAN PLS NO ILY I know people hate him a lot but I just really dig how he feels like a fleshed out character compared to most other monsters, like he’s legit lookit him being all smart and stuff plz I just,,,,,,,,,,,, want to hug dumb fluffy birb ;-;
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Woah again I’m being blown away by the animation??? Garou getting smacked around is really fluid and this just looks really cool in general?????
FUCK I CANT DO FLASHBACKS MAN JUST HEARING THE KID VOICE MAKED MY STOMACH LURCH OH NO 
OH NO I SCREAM OH NO I CANT OH NO GIMME 5 MINUTES PLEASE I CANNOT BBY NO I FORGOT ADULT GAROU IS IN THE FLASHBACK WATCHING THIS TIME PLS NO 
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LIKE???????? I got kinda a comedic vibe watching him comment on it in the manga but the slow music and shit is just FUKKIN ME UP RIGHT NOW I HATE IT THANKS IT HURTS
oh god his face he has the seething thousand mile stare of quiet rage and its burning a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING “But me I was the loner kid. Always gloomy and without friends” STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. IM CRYING AT U RIGHT NOW STOP
NO DONT HOLD HIM LET HIM GO S T O P OR SO HELP ME i can’t watch this what the fuck “I was always the loser” SHIT this legitimately hurts me “I dont want to be the monster anymore” GArou hey did you hear that part?? hEY GAROU DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF THERE??? 
WHAT DID I SAY WHAT THE F DID I JUST SAY STOP HOLDING HIM STOP STOPPIT  THE HELL MAN What if……….. I just go BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT BB GAROU CAN I DO THAT IS THIS POSSIBLE IS THIS ALLOWED ? ?? ?
oh my god it keeps getting worse. I mean. I already knew garou was being disproportionately reprimanded for what he supposedly did, but watching this scene just fucking kicked me in the teeth. As if my stomach wasn’t already in knots. The fuck . why does this hurt so much more watching than reading the frustration in seeping into me ffffff.
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This looks really cool but, i can barely focus on that because im pretty much being exsanguinated on the floor over here by this whole sequence look at him crying. do it for me cause I sure as hell can’t 
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“I want to strike a blow for the little guy”
Fukkin GETTEM GO GETTEM 
HOLY SHIT HIS VA IS GOING T F OFF 
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIT HIM ILY SO MUCH SAVE THE DAY BIRB SAVE 
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ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO INTENSE EVERYONE IS SO INTENSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SCREAMING GAROU IS SCREAMING BANG AND BOMB SCREAMING GENOS AND EVEN PHOENIXMAN EVEN THE MUSIC IS SCREAM WE ALL JUST SC R E M
OH MY GOD AND THE LITTLE HEAD NOT GENOS AND BANG GIVE EACHOTHER SAVING THE HEROES OH MY GOD OH FUCK AND THE WAY THEY ANIMATE BANG JUMPING AROUND IS DOPE AS HELL AND ALSO HOLY SHIT ELDER CENTIPEDE I MISSED THE UNSETTLING SMOOTH CG LIKE ANIMATION FOR THE CENTIPEDES EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS JUST SCREAMING RN I AM OVERLOAD HELP 
Garou flailing in the air in Phoenixman’s grip is … really adorable oh my god. “It’s your fault for not finishing them” ooooooo that shut him up didn’t it oof. Also nice cameo by Tatsumaki there 
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ASDFGHJKL THE MUSIC AGAIN I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM OH MY GOD 
THIS IS SO BAD ASS
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BADASS
Genos’s eye static, The brother’s fists swirling, THE FUKKIN CARAPACE SHATTERING 
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THIS FIGHT IS SO WILD MY COMPUTER CANT EVEN TAKE IT. ITS GLITCHING AND FREEZING UP HOLY SHIT
oh god ok the face coming out of the face was pure nightmare fuel alright then
WAIT
I FORGOT GENOS IS A SELF SACRIFICING DUMBASS. NO IM NOT READY GENOS YOU DOOF LISTEN TO KUSENO LISTEN TO HIM 
oh no 
oh no
im crying oh no
this animation is beautiful first of all and the music like im just here this is where I’m at and I’m crying oh no 
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He’s an angel. A literal angel. Look at that and tell me he doesn’t look like a fucking angel in the sky with the rays of light casting shadows around him. 
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Genos you are too good and pure for this world but that DOESNT MEAN TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED 
Shit they really made it look like he was gonna self destruct there for a second which MADE HIS LAST STAND EVEN MORE INTENSE OH MY GOD SWEETHEART Y’all ever get into a show because you keep seeing one character that catches your interest, and you keep seeing them pop up on your dash or wherever until you finally decide ‘well fuckit, this is the asshole that’s gonna get me to finally watch the show’, cause you’re already invested in them anyway? Genos did that for me with OPM. If this fool didn’t exist Who knows how long it would’ve taken me to get to watching OPM, if ever. And shit like this is why I STILL love him. I usually move on to new faves 90% of the time but nope. Genos earned his spot and is keeping it. Look at this insane shit. My heart. Uhg
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Enough gushing asdfghjkl ok but Genos, you just went INTO THE DAMNED THING’s STOMACH,,,,, and you’re SURPRISED that there’s STOMACH ACID?? But real talk. What the EVERLONG FUCK is that thing’s insides made out of? How did it NOT DIE. the FuCK
asdfghjkl Phoenixman’s chuckle???? I love 
Oh Bang no, this is wrenching my heart like I know that he doesn’t actually use his power but its built up so intensely like,,, would he be ok if he did??? and actually more concerningly since it even WAS brought up that he has some hidden true strength, will we EVER get to see that??? Oh Shit well when they word it as “All the power left to me in this life” then yeah, that seems pretty life or death ish???? THE FUCK 
Oh thank god comedic relief is here I feel like i’m about to have a heart attack my chest is so tight hhhhhh ok breathe WAIT THIS ISNT COMEDIC THIS IS BADASS AS HELL JEEZUS witht he flashbacks to the Saitama encounter and THIS LOOK
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The Anime is really fucking with the audience huh??? Making it look like KIngs about to throw hands like???????????? OH SHIT AND THIS MUSIC IS DOPE AS HELL TOO IM JUST laughing I have so much excessive energy right now???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLJHGFDSWERTGYHUIUJHGFDFGHJKJHGFRE THE FUKKIN SONG THEY BROUGHT IT BACK THE ULTIMATE SONG I GOT THREE NOTES IN JUST THREE NOTES AND I KNOW IM SCREAMING I GOTTA GO RUN BRB 
IM STILL SCREAMING FADFJSAGFJDSLKAHVFSKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR MAIN MAN THERE HE IS THERE HE IS IM GONNA THROW UP 
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OH MY FUCK THATS WHAT THE OPENING SEQUENCE EXPLOSION WAS FROM OH GOD OH FUCK BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH FUCK OH GOD 
The REPRISE oh no oh NO OH NO OH NO NO ITS NOT OVER im not ready its not I cant no no no i dont want to press play cause if I press play it will end soon no no no Oh my god and at the end there isnt gonna be a title card for the next episode because THERE IS NO NEXT EPISODE no non o nonononon on on on ono no no no 
NO 
HEY IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. WHERES THE FACE WITH HIS HAIR BLOWN BACK??? ASDFJKL fine I cant even be mad everything else was tooo  ofdbghjfshkggfhsjgbfhjka
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KING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REACTION ASDFGHJKL W H A T 
WAIT THEY ARE DOING THE OPENING THEME AT THE END NO I CANT HANDLE SEEING EVERYOONE NOW OF ALL TIMES GOD DAMNIT WHY ok yknow what. I knew it would be king. I dont know how but i did 
Wha
wh
fkin cliffhanger no please no 
I.. I’m kind of at a loss for words. I’m. That’s it, huh? It’s really over. It doesn’t FEEL over. There’s so much unfinished business. Well, the only way to really neatly wrap everything up as neatly as S1 did would have been to get ALL THE WAY through the Garou arc, which obviously wasn’t going to happen, but this is not a great spot to leave off if we’re going to endure another few years hiatus. My hope is that, with biweekley manga updates, we should wrap up the Monster Association/Garou stuff (assuming it doesn’t diverge from the web comic too much) some time next year, and I’m HOPING that s3 is already being planned accordingly along side manga publications. So MAYBE it will at least be announced around that time 2020. That’s my wishful thinking at least. I don’t think I can survive 3 years. anyway
You could really tell JC Staff poured their hearts and souls into these last 2 episodes. Absolutely gorgeous, paced well, so completely satisfying and making every second of s2 worth while. For me, at least. I’ve already seen people still complaining and I’m just sorry they didn’t have as much fun as I did. 
Seriously, thank each and every one of you guys. This has been a wild ride, I’ve barely had this blog a few weeks before season 2 started airing (and honestly just got into opm maybe a month before that?), so I owe a lot of the success on the blog to the anime I bet. This was the first series I’ve never tried live bogging, and I honestly can’t believe that they were as popular as they were? Especially since I never have any idea what I’m doing but yall listen to me ramble anyway?? Yall are crazy thank you so so so much. Now my tuesdays are gonna feel really empty… next week is gonna be weird as hell. Though I’m gonna get mad nostalgic good vibes rewatching this season in the future in no small part from sharing my experience with everyone who's stuck around. I can’t say see yall next week this time, but, see you next season whenever it may be for sure.
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theweatha · 4 years
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Ramblings from today’s game take 3: (Everton vs Manchester United):
- Kick off and I feel sick not looking forward to this
- 2” death give me death
- I mean if this game wasn’t hard enough he has to pull that shit wtf
- 6” Matic smashes the bar CAN THEY LET ME BREATHE
- 11” this is going to be a game of having good attacking but not scoring and then doing stupid mistakes and conceding
- 15” AWB’s crossing has improved so much bless
- 17” we’re trailing but we’re kinda playing sexy football? Idk
- 25” Martial isn’t moving comfortably ffs why does Ole keep playing players through injuries
- 29” very very sexy attacking but we need a goal boys please
- 30” BRUNOOOOO
- 32” Our away fans are so loud I love it
- 33” Our passing is so slick rn
- 39” uuuuu fight breaking out
- 40” checking red card wtf?
- 41” Lol VAR is a circus
- 42” right the entire Everton team can fuck off now
- 43” FRED? YOU’RE GOING AFTER PASTOR FRED??!! Fuck off Walcott
- 44” Ref giving out yellows as if they’re donuts or something.
- 45” I feel like having a donut now
- 45” AWB with the sexy tackles as per
- 47” Can it be halftime pls?
- 48” thank god Ole needs to rally them in the half time because we legit stopped in the last 10 mins
- 53” Stop fouling McTominay pls
- 54” Lindelof is having a ‘mare of a game
- 57” we haven’t really gotten into this half yet hmm
- 59” solid defending from Lindelof shutting me up
- 60” aaaah so close Martial should have squared it
- 61” Bruno I love you but stop shooting when there are better options
- 68” going into this game we knew that Everton are super dangerous from corners so what do we do? Give them 7 mil corners
- 69” THATS NOT A HANDBALL FUCK OFF WTF IS VAR DOING
- 70” This fucking ref is useless
- 71” a sub before 80 mins what is this
- 73” spurs losing so we gonna concede any min now
- 74” another fucking corner ffs
- 76” AAAAAA WHAT A CHANCE
- 77” we have lost any semblance of rhythm we had going in the first half
- 80” I get that Bruno gives away possession a lot because he tries to push the ball forward but sometimes it’s just sloppy and he will be criticized for that
- 82” Whyyyy do we keep gifting them free kicks in dangerous areas?
- 85” HOW MANY FUCKING CORNERS???!!!!
- 87” What a surprise, it’s another FUCKING CORNER
- 88” Williams on for Martial? I don’t understand?
- 89” fuck off Pickford we need 3 points
- 91” nononononononononono NOOOOOOOOOOO
- 92” NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEEEEEEEEEEE
- 92” VARCHESTER UNITED GOING STRONG THANK GOD AND EVERY HEAVENLY ENTITY
- 93” Just blow the whistle ref I’m gonna die here
- 94” STOP CONCEDING CORNERS I CANNOT TAKE THIS
- Final whistle: I am so so tired
- Ancellotti got a red wtf even is this game
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makomori · 4 years
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1, 5, 9, 22, 28, 35, 45, and 47!!
THANK U BEN!!!!! I hope you’re doing well in day #24601 of quarantine!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
1. What’s your go to snack?
omg it’s so bad rn I have a bag Ring-Go-Lo’s right beside my bed, but my go to are Pizza Pockets and any form of chicken nuggets.
5. 5 songs that make you feel less lonely?
hikariare - BURNOUT SYNDROMES
Hair - Lady GaGa
Grand Escape - RADWIMPS
Radio Ga Ga - Queen
Blame It on Your Love - Charlie XCX ft. Lizzo
9.  Who have you been talking to the most?
Will, Nyssa, and Airika!!!!! Bless them b/c they put up with all of my shit and nonsense.
22. What’s a hobby you’d like to start learning?
I’ve been meaning to get my ass back into brush lettering, and I defs wanna learn how to roller skate!!!! It’s so hard to buy skates rn b/c of corona tho. :(
28. What’s on your “to watch” list?
I actually finish FMA: Brotherhood last week after 11 years so I’ve been taking a break b/c I feel like I said goodbye to a part of my life and I’m still mourning, lol. BUT THIS WHOLE LIST IS ANIME RELATED SO PLS TALK TO ME ABT THEM OR ABT ANIME IN GENERAL!!!!!
- InuYasha: The Final Act (I’M ONLY DOING THIS FOR SESSHOUMARU LMAOOOOOOO)
- Owari no Seraph
- Guren Lagann
- Code Geass
- Space Dandy
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
35. Favorite song right now?
PLAYDATE BY MELANIE MARTINEZ B/C OF THAT STUPID BUT CATCHY AF TIMOTHEE TIKTOK TREND
45. Something you’re looking forward to when quarantine is over?
I defs wanna go on a road trip b/c I’ve been thinking about it for a while! And it’ll be a while before I can do this, but I really wanna go dancing and have drinks with my friends.
47. Any new games coming out you want to play?
Eeeeee, TLOU 2 gon’ fuck me right up!!!!! + Ghost of Tsushima but I know my ass gon’ be lost af b/c there’s no mini-map lmaooooo.
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tellywoodtrash · 5 years
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khkt 31.08.19 lb
disclaimer: i quite dislike mahaepisodes. they're too long and stuffed with the drama of like 4 normal episodes, and thus are absolutely exhausting for me to watch at a go. i like my desi show episodes 22 minutes tops, thanks. so i'm kinda grumpy even before starting this.  
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sona it's nice of you to pay for the day for gita and all, but i still don't get how you just sent a person working on the show to some random house to go do decor there....
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oh boy. mhatre murdered his sweet wife. god, i had hoped he'd never darken our doorway again.
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so nethra just came in here with this terrible news for some "i told you so"-ing? kinda disturbing.
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you know when someone's like "best part hai ki tumhara koi lena dena nahi hai........" that it's going to have hella lotsa lena dena with the person here.
lol nethra is a little too optimistic about the law and order in our country, no?
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these police officers are not as imposing as they think they are.
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i just realised that this is a fake book. coz first off, 10th standard has just one combined textbook for all the three sciences. secondly, majaaal hai jo ncert textbooks are this glossy and attractive and spur students to have even the sliiiiiiiiiightest urge to study from them. #cbseSurvivor #dontAsk #stillNotOverTheTrauma
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dr. surgeon approves of efforts put in. dude, don't you know highlighting is the easiest way to waste time and make it look like you're studying when you’re not??? god he must have been one of those sach mein padhaai karne waala types.
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DOST/DOCTOR/FAKE BOYFRIEND CAN IDENTIFY BAD MOOD. ASKSJADLAKS HONESTLY ROHIT.
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lmaooooooooooo yeah right, mr. death is just a flat line to me. ek patient coma mein chali gayi and you can't handle it, baaaat karte ho.
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OK YOU'RE TAKING YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND DUTIES A LITTLE TOO SRSLY, MATE. THIS IS SOME REAL BOYFRIEND SHIT.
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yaaaaaaaaaas, she asked him about raima. and he has some nonsense gyaan that he doesn't really believe. sir, you are simply having a good couple of days coz you're suppressing your real issues with this drama. please go to a real therapist, work on your issues, and genuinely move the fuck on.
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her jamaofying rob on him. tooooooooo cute. i love it.
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sona musing about what state their relationship will be in when they finish this drama and if they'll still be as close has me so surprised. she has the most sorted head on her shoulders i have ever seen on a character in tellywood. i keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, but she keeps pleasantly surprising me!!!!!!!!
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idhar the sippy matriarchs are hellbent on acquiring sonakshi as bahu. whether she or rohit want it or not.
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omfg. this one's screaming. we had a good few weeks without it and i'd forgotten how unpleasant it was.
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this twit just wants the gossip on what sona di did ~this time~. god.
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akash toh idhar bhi aa dhamka to snoop on decor. uncle, aapko aaj kal kaam pe nahi jaana kya?
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at least he seems to like sona, which.... small mercies.
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ughhhhhhhhhhh pariiiiiiii i hate you. you're such a troublemaker. also i know you're just using this as an excuse to call rohan. ugh ugh ugh UGH.
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poor tanya. i feel such rage on her behalf, i swear to god.
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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THESE THREE ARE THE WORST. NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT WHEN THEY COMBINE THEIR AWFULNESS.
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooo rohan's lameass line didn't work on pari. i love it.
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oh my god, i hate pari so much.
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ok kuch zyaaaaaaada hi buildup.
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still can't take this paplu-taplu cop duo seriously.
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also this guy’s shoddy pagdi is annoying me. there was literally no need to make him a sikh if you ppl couldn’t do it right.
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hahahahahahaha.
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oh god ishqbaaaz trauma coming back. *clutches chest*
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arre waah, nishi ko "tacky serial actress" ka decor pasand aa gaya?
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lol ajit ko idhar kahin pe khada kar do. he's already in the floral theme.
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i agree with rohit. it's all too fucking much.
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wow nishi defending it to rohit!
i hope this level-headedness of hers comes up again in other situations re: sona too.
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i mean, i don't love the look (i like her in simpler stuff like what she did for teejri, than so done up) but i am fully here for rohit's reaction!
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haaye what a confidence boost!
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snort.
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vimmi ke liye toh tyohaar sonakshi ka bday hoga. (guess rohit will join in too from this year....)
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lmao rohit pushing pesky little brother away, and him springing right back.
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i honestly love ajit the most. cutest little bean ever.
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"vimmiji, aapne agar ek baar aur PARVATIJI kaha, toh main aapko PARVATIJI ke yaahan kaam karne bhej doonga."
oh god, sona singing the shirali tune of everyone getting coordinated outfits and theme and all.
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"real life mein log kapde repeat kar sakte hain!" and yet, we rarely see YOU in the same outfit more than once?
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"jaisa hai tumhara hai." uh no thnx, apna defective maal iske matthe daalne ki koshish mat karo!
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god i love these two together.
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yeh kya bakwaas music hai????
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ma'am, he's a doctor. who cuts into ppl. he needs to look..... not insane. can't have him looking like he's dressed by shirali.
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ohhhhhhhhh boy.
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he likes this music? really?
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good. lord.
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OH GOD I AM DYING OF MICHMICHIIIIIIII. OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES IDIOTSSSSSSS.
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lmaoooooo, why is he covering his chest?!?!?!?!!
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also, don’t think i didn’t see you sneak a look at the goods, sona. i mean, good for you, at least you know what you gotta work with.
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nice legs, rohit.
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arre sona, khareedne se pehle packaging kholke dekhna kitno ke naseeb mein hota hai? in your own words, “appreciate karne ke bajay kitkit kar rahe ho”????
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"AUR KOI TOH NAHI HAI KAMRE MEIN?????" lmaooooooo
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oh god.
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hein? this ain't no coordinated colours? everyone wearing kuch bhi. there's no match between decor, outfits, each other.... god it's like i'm tripping on acid.
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lol aa gaya na line pe.
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but also, i'd make this face at pehla waala nazaara. but i realize sab meri tarah awwal number ke tharki nahi hai.
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same, mom, same.
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..... what is the point of akash's character, really???
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fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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oh god. naach gaana. oh lordddddd. like a michmichi punch to my gut.
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nononononononono, fwding.
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cute.
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look at this one basking, all smiley. YOU BEST NOT LET THIS GIRL GO, ROHIT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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OH THANK GOD IMAGINATION THA. PHEWWWWWWW.
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i ship this sismance.
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panditji se kyun pooch rahe ho? as if his opinion is the one you want rn.
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6/10. snort. pehle toh 10/10 tha (esp. without the clothes) but this akad got you -4.
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oh boy, who this loud punjabi woman?
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lmao i fully relate with nishi.
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yeah, nishi's phadda with her is justified.
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abbe oh tum dono ke mooh mein dahi jam gayi hai kya? you gonna let her talk to nishi like that??? YK? PUT YO MOM ON A LEASH PLS.
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yeah, nishi is 100% right. fuck this saas.
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uh hi naren, you're the worst and seem to know nothing about women. this is why your son hates you.
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oh boy, more naach gaana. whyyyyyyyyyy????????
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lol sona underestimating sippy boys ka dance. sis you just saw one of them. maybe the others are good?
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"bedroom mein toh mera dance dekh ke bohut mazza aaya tha....." ASKLDJFDSLKFJLDSKFJLDSKJFLKSDFJ
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ROHIT MAY I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE PRETENDING!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY NEED TO FUCKING STOP.
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ohohohohoho challenge.
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yk is like FUCK YEAH MY TIME HAS COME, MERE ANDAR KE KALAKAAAAAR KO MAUKA MIL RAHA HAI!!!!!!
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abbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar, achche mood ka sayanaaaash karne yeh bhi aa gayi.
after that medical nonsense, i almost welcome the naach gaana.
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also sona, there's exactly one doctor sippy boy here. you shoulda been more careful when issuing challenge. marketing types don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. builders and chefs toh are almost certainly on drugs.
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yeah cute and all, but i'm fwding.
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awwwwwwwwww yisssssssssssssssssssssss.
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oh god, a perfect storm in a teacup situation brewing.
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fuckkkkkkkkkk, look at them look at each other with those heart eyes.
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ouff too much drama. this why i don't like mahaepisodes.
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great. rohit getting called away to attend to raima. NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOOOOOOD.
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oh godddddddd, let her go, abhi ke abhi haar chadhaana hai aap logon ko???? rohit's not even here!!!
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nishi's face. poor thing. this is not her evening.
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yk's mom has her nazar on it. pls stay in your lane, aunty.
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ok that's huge and tacky and what outfits will it even go with.
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yeah i'd be quite hairaan-pareshaan too, if saddled with this monstrosity.
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"CRITI HOME" lol what a dumb name.
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there is more than just one person in the world in a coma, rohit.
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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHITTTTTTTTTT.
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nishi's evening is finally looking up. she needed this win, and frankly, i'm kinda glad she got it.
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no no no no don't go to see the patient now, there's a critical case at home, go handle thaaaat.
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oh god, yelling yelling, so much yelling.
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ajit in the bg having oh shit oh shit oh shittttttt moment.
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THANK GOD. THAAAAAAAANK GOD.
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behen ab toh tu uth hi jaa.
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pls god stop yelling. i can't take this shit.
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this nishi's saas is also one hungry-for-drama types.
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oh no. this is not good.
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oh goddddddddddddddddd, suman pls.
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lmao nishi.
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bless tanya and pooja who look so upset.
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and then there's this idiot, jiske thopde pe tharak ke alaava koi expression nahi aata.
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oh daaaaaaaaaaaamn, suman rastogi, you are way more masterful than you look.
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i'm back to feeling really bad for nishi again. poori family ke saamne bhaanda phod diya.
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but also, do i see a little bit of respect in her eyes for suman and the way she played it?????
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lol standard desi mom "tu ghar toh chal" warning.
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oh god pair choone waala drama mat karo pls.
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sigh. poor nishi.
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itni jaldi waapas pohunch gaya? aaj nahi hai mumbai ki sadko pe traffic????
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oh god shaadi tak baat pohunch gayi hai.
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never been this glad to see the police appear.
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ok cannot handle thisssssssssss level of drama with the music and closeups. it's grating on my nerves. i’ll need to sleep all of tomorrow to handle this exhaustion.
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kasme vaade toh bade kar rahe ho, but let's see how they hold up after raima wakes up.
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oooooooooh i am very interested in this new dynamic!
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oh thank god, rohit finally finds out about mhatre. i hope he'll tell nishi and she'll come over on to #teamSona
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greetings earthlings !! it’s ur resident space mom, saoirse, here and holy FUCK dudes am i JAZZED to be posting this rn !! i’m #blessed….. #honored….. #grateful….. wow. without further ado, i present u all with my dear, darling, dumbass daughter…… KIKI !!
this is going to be less of a bio and more of me popping off abt lucy SO if u want to read an actually cohesive bio go ahead and click HERE !! she also has a stats page HERE if thats the kinda thing ur into !! otherwise… lets go stupid (ahhh) go crazy (ahhh)
welcome to kiki’s delivery service
my MFN WOMAN….. ˚ * ☆ – KIBBY KIKI KIBLER – ☆ * ˚ …. where to begin i dont even KNOW but i will say that this girl? is my queen. the loml. she’s lowkey actually me so i’m biased but i?? love her.
okay. SO. she’s kind of a hardass. there! i said it! she is! but it’s not really her fault! let us dive right on in and see why she is the way she is
so first things first she was adopted and like its never been a secret or something she doesnt talk abt so basically everyone most likely knows all about that if theyre close to her! she tried rly hard in high school to try and find her birth parents ( using her skills she gathered through copious hours spent watching true crime documentaries ) and came up short so that kind of made her like :/
shes super super close w her adopted family though! she’s been with them since she was a baby so like... there’s nothing WRONG w that family dynamic
when she was a lil tiny one her best friend was her grandma who was like…. a super oddball lady and always told crazy stories about ghosts and sprites and fairies and all that stuff but kiki absolutely LOVED it. her parents eventually had her grandma move into a retirement home type of deal when she got rly old and senile and that was super hard on her… which leads into my next point !!
another big thing that defined her life is that she was a SELECTIVE MUTE which developed when she started kindergarten ( which was also the school yr after her grandma left ) and she finally overcame thru therapy around the time she was in fifth grade.
it was through an assignment from her therapist that she and daisey first “spoke” bc in second grade she was still terrible at speaking to other kids n her therapist suggested she tried to write a letter instead as a sort of first step to ease into  things! she didn’t expect for daisey to write back but she did!! and they became “friends” for a while but that ended after fifth grade
once she overcame her anxiety she rly started to FLOURISH as the beautiful little weirdo that she is !! words literally cannot even explain to u what kind of strange this little duck is but she’s also perfect and the only one allowed to insult her is ME.
but then... yknow..... middle school n high school happened and kids are MEAN. so sad. she could talk but she often didn’t because everyone looked at her like she was crazy and she ended up being... more on the outside of things than on the inside.
but also she’s so genuinely good even though she can come across as rly….. brash…. she’s not MEAN but she just doesn’t have the time or the energy to bullshit around with anyone. she’s gonna call it like she sees it and anyone who doesn’t?? on her shit list.
also, by default, she’s not a very trusting person so???? ur gonna be likely to see the more Aloof and Quiet kiki than anything else UNLESS youve proven to her that she can open up to you!
but BE WARNED. if u wrong her.... WHEW, it’s game over! good luck EVER getting her to open back up to you again!
also don’t underestimate her intelligence. don’t do it. ppl try to brush her off as an airhead or an idiot bc she’s….. the way she is…. and says shit abt the prophetic dreams she receives... but she’s also honestly so smart and will go off on u in a HEARTBEAT abt systematic oppression or psychology or politics bc she’s a criminal justice major & psych minor
she loves astrology and so do i so i gave her my bday so that we could have some of the same signs in our natal charts… since she’s literally…. me. ANYWAY. she’s a cancer sun, scorpio moon & libra rising !! which makes her a fundamentally emotional person…. she’s got those water signs across the board INCLUDING her mercury in cancer (which i can best describe as sighing being her preferred mode of communication)
she’s also a big time SLYTHERIN and that’s that on that! thank u!
 i .... don’t have the brain power to think abt wanted plots at the moment but u BET ur BOTTOM i will dwell on it and have some kinda something up tmrw!! but UNTIL THEN !! pls message me (either on here or on discord though i will say discord is preferred) and we can chit chat it out and maybe start to brainstorm some things!!
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SV ch.55
Okay I’m nervous. 
Looking at the style of murals to the sides of the corridor, there was a strong yin ambiance, and it was clear to see this was Luo Binghe’s headquarters in the Demon Realm.
But I am totally not panicking.
EDIT:
The two both had nothing to say, not giving each other a sideways glance. One in front and one behind, their footsteps made no breath of sound. The atmosphere was stiff and cold.
This is the definition of PAIN. I need some bingqiu communication right now
EDIT 2:
Pushing open the door and entering, the furnishings and arrangement of the room were quite familiar-looking. In fact, it was quite similar to the bamboo house on Qing Jing Peak.
Omg. OMG. So let me get this straight. Lbh spent years mourning his Shizun, keeping the wounds he had left him, keeping sqq's broken sword, keeping his freaking corpse and (now we find out) making a room similar to the one in the bamboo house-
This is borderline obsession and yet my heart aches for lbh so much i just... PLS Shizun. PLS.
EDIT 3:
Now acting like a miserable child and throwing tantrums, making his heart overflow with sympathy. Now again hitting his face and telling him it was all an act. Real or fake, his eyes weren’t sharp enough to clearly see autumn feathers and see through Luo Binghe’s heart to understand what he was really thinking, some parts truth and some parts hypocrisy.
(Guys, sqq is angry because lbh put on a facade in the dreamscape. He is angry and disappointed and wary of lbh possibly using the same "trick" on him again and again just to move sqq's heart. I honestly thought Shizun had understood by now.
Like, okay, lbh tricked him the second time to see if that was really Shizun or just a figment of his imagination, but can you blame him?? You have been dead for years, sqq!! He probably went insane with pain, has always been in love with you when in his eyes you betrayed him by pushing him into the abyss, come on! If you two would just fucking talk-)
While he was still brooding over these thoughts, Luo Binghe walked a step closer to him.
(A n X i E t Y)
EDIT 4: here is an exemplar of Shizun using a series of excuses to keep himself rooted in place and not back down in front of an advancing lbh. Still, he is a mess inside.
BRAVE SHIZUN.
But he was still inevitably tense, his heart stretched taut as a bowstring, his eyelids jumping and fingertips curled.
How was Luo Binghe so perceptive? He advanced another step.
“Shizun, what do you think I’m going to do to you?”
(o m g. Omg o can't feel my legs-)  
Shen Qingqiu said sincerely, “I cannot guess.”
EDIT 5:
Luo Binghe reached out his right hand. Shen Qingqiu didn’t make a sound or movement, but his gaze couldn’t help but stick to his fingertips, following them as they reached out.
(I AM TOTALLY HYPERVENTILATING RN)
That hand was neat and slender. It didn’t look like the hand of a Demon Race young master who had already taken countless lives, but rather one which was born to pluck strings, a hand to burn incense and bathe in snow. It slid shyly over his cheek, faintly brushing his skin.
(OKAY SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE R I G H T T H E F U CK N O W 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK MY HEART BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST AND MY LUNGS CONSTRICTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL?
LBH IS ToUcHiNg Shizun's cheek-)
And then it landed on his throat.
*chokes*
Lbh no- *whispers*
EDIT 6: I died, like, for 5 minutes before gathering the courage to go on. And BLESS GOD I DID BECAUSE
Luo Binghe retracted his hand. The next time he opened his mouth, it was impossible to tell if he was happy, angry, sorrowful, or joyful. “My blood, it’s not responding to my beckoning.”
AAAAHAHSNJXUDKEHXKE DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY, BINGHE? YOU SEE, IT'S A FUNNY STORY. IT INVOLVES A SNAKE-MAN, MAIDEN SHIZUN AND MANY WOMEN-
EDIT 7:
Luo Binghe said, “It looks like in these short few days, Shizun has had another fortuitous meeting.” 
Shen Qingqiu said, “Well, what can you do about it? Make me drink it again?” 
Luo Binghe said, “You’ll run if you drink it, you’ll run if you don’t, both options are the same. I had better not make Shizun add another layer of loathing for me in his heart.”
(OKAY NO. N O. I'm not good with tension. I can't bear it. So pls stop and no one will get hurt, okay?)
Luo Binghe fixed his gaze on him for a time, then said, “Is there anything you desire?”
Shen Qingqiu said, “Anything is acceptable?”
Luo Binghe nodded. A sudden malicious sentiment arising from his gut, Shen Qingqiu bluntly said, “I want to see you as little as possible. Best if I never see you at all.”
(WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
NO
THIS IS WRONG, WHAT NOVEL IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
NO
okay it's a joke, right? Ah ah ah ah funny, now stop this. When I said I desperately wanted these two to meet, i meant to pray for FLUFF. NOT THIS. THIS. WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS.
MY HEART IS BREAKING? DO I DESERVE IT, AFTER PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THEM TO MEET? I dOn'T fUcKiNg ThInK sO, so freaking solve this-)
Luo Binghe looked like he never expected Shen Qingqiu to make this sort of request, his face paling.
(SHIZUN YOU WERE MORE CLUER THEN A FREAKING DEMONIC LORD. HUG HIM. HuG hIm Or I sWeAr-)
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If you are hearing something, IT'S ME SCREAMING LIKE A MADWOMAN. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
EDIT 8: thank you, system, your presence always makes my anger cool off. I love reading Shizun talk to it, it reminds me this novel is too good to be true, an yet it exists. Bless.
With a ringing notification sound, the System quietly began to download the upgrade package. Shen Qingqiu had a sudden thought and asked, “Right, what is the name of this feature upgrade?”
The System: 【Small Scenario Pusher Luxury Edition.】
SEE SEE I LOVE THE SYSTEM, IT ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT TO DO. NOT ONLY THE SMALL SCENARIO PUSHER IS BACK, IT CAME IN A L U X U R Y EDITION.
Let's go bring down those heartbreak points now
EDIT 9:
With many official duties to attend to, perhaps unable to extricate himself, all along he had not shown his face.
…or maybe that day, his glass heart had been shattered by Shen Qingqiu’s harsh words, and he didn’t dare to appear. 
Shen Qingqiu tore his thoughts away from that latter path with great difficulty.
IS THAT REGRET, SHIZUN? IS IT? I S I T? System, pls summon me and let me go hug lbh or else I'll cry
EDIT 10:
Furthermore, Luo Binghe didn’t act like the characters in the books his younger sister liked to read in his previous life and shackle him with chains, blindfolded and gagged, stripped and beaten. He might as well be content with whatever he has and make himself at home wherever he is.
(SY HAD A YOUNGER SISTER? DO YOU THINK SHE READ HARDCORE BL?)
Bull***t! 
For Shen Qingqiu to attempt to comfort himself with these words, there must be sh*t in his brains! He wasn’t some sort of Stockholm syndrome patient, feeling deep gratitude for being fattened in captivity. Don’t you understand, you need to bring about a fortunate lifestyle yourself, not by relying on others’ charity?!
(You're right, Shizun, of course. That's why there is a pretty simple solution- TALK TO LBH WITHOUT ACCUSING HIM, TRY TO UNDERSTAND. WOULD YOU?)
EDIT 11: this chapter is playing with my patience. Bamboo does not grow in the Demon Realm, but lbh ordered for ppl to find a way. Shizun FLIRTED WITH A MAID ASKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT BUT THAT BOWL WAS PREPARED BY LBH, BECAUSE IT HAS THE SAME TASTE AND NO ONE EATS HUMAN FOOD THERE AND IT BREAKS MY HEART AND I JUST CAN'T OKAY I AM CRYING STOP THIS SHIT
EDIT 12: sqh is here!
OH. SO HE SOLD SHIZUN OUT. OH, okay. I don't know if I should hate him or congratulate him, I never know if I should consider the events from the point of view of a reader or a writer, me being both (I mean, like, I occasionally write, so I know sometimes one makes characters do strange, despicable things, not like I am a super pro write didn't want to sound pretentious, eh eh), so I'm like "what the fucking hell sqh, what about friendship?" and "omg good job mxtx, this character is so interesting, what even is moral ptf!"
And now
Lbh
Gave Xiu Ya sword back to Shizun. Let's add this to the increasingly long list of "things that show how much lbh cares for Shizun and make my heart crack"
EDIT 13:
On the other side, Shang Qinghua laughed nervously and rubbed his hands, clicking his tongue and saying, “Aiyah, I really, really never thought… the storyline would bend so far out of shape. Remarkable, really remarkable.”
Shen Qingqiu: “The stallion novel protagonist you wrote turned into a cut-sleeve, shouldn’t you be angry?”
Shang Qinghua said sincerely, “It doesn’t matter. Either way, the one he fell for wasn’t me.”
(there, see? I love him.)
Shen Qingqiu gave him a cordial middle finger, lowering his head to polish his sword. Shang Qinghua gave him a thumbs-up. “Really, you don’t need to be so pessimistic. You have good prospects for the future, quite good prospects. These golden thighs, they’re strong, reliable!”
Shen Qingqiu said, “Take your ****ing golden thighs. If I have to hug those thighs, where do you think they’ll take me? Between the legs!”
Shang Qinghua: “Between the legs is even better, ah. Between the legs is a man’s most important place.”
(OMG OMG THIS turning out too good I'm having too much fun!!
Sqh surely is a man of wisdom. BLESS HIM.)
EDIT 14: okay plot, PLOT.
“…” At long last Shen Qingqiu knew the true origin of all those plot holes. “So you just went to write the harem plotline, and might as well leave the more serious Bing-ge’s dad plotline full of holes?”
(So the big final boss should have been lbh's dad? FATHER-IN-LAW IS REALLY GONNA SHOW UP IF SHIZUN FILLS THE HOLES? I AM SO SO S O O O O FREAKING EXCITED.
But I am honestly scared, 'cause this means whatever sqh's previous plan for the novel were, they may still happen. That means everyone is potentially in danger, if the danger is not lbh.)
EDIT 15: SQH WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING USEFUL ABOUT HOW HE WANTED TO BUILD SQQ'S CHARACTER AND THEN WHAT?
Lbh comes.
Like, I love you baby, but-
Luo Binghe’s eyelashes drooped. After standing for a bit, it seemed he had come to a major decision. He said stiffly, “Even though those earlier events happened in a dream realm, I took advantage of Shizun. But the feelings I revealed to you then, those were not false.”
(GOOD BABY. G O O D. Let it sink, let Shizun understand how much you care.l
EDIT 16: lbh is trying to finally, finally let Shizun understand how he felt and why he did what he did and I'm so glad he is trying. I get why these two would need to learn how to trust one another all over again, that is totally okay, it's fine if they need to guard their feelings for a while before settling this problem, so reading about them talking, about lbh trying to reach Shizun fills me with hope.
His face gradually settled into a gloomy expression from his sneer. Drawing closer the distance between the two, he said, “But what if I said, that towards Shizun, I only remember, not hate, most likely I wouldn’t be believed.”
SEE. SEE.
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