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But…….. heroes don’t do that…..

Dick: What if I tried to be veggie for a time ?

Cass: *Signs* You can't.

Dick: Why that ?

Cass : You have a girlfriend.

Damian: How does that keep him from no eating animals anymore ?

Cass: :)

Dick: ...OOH

*We'll be right back*

#god I hope people still remembers this #we really should joke more about it #pussygate #batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batsis #batgirl #robin #bruce wayne #selina kyle #catwoman #heroes don’t do that

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If Steve Rogers was a girl, the avengers would have had the most dramatic main stream canon shipping war since Twilight over, Stucky v Stony, and you all know it.

#that’s the annoying thing with people who hate on shippers for making them gay #it’s that we all KNOW it would be canon if it was straight #team cap? iron man? #more like team stucky and team stony #stucky #stony #the avengers #captain america #the winter soldier #iron man #steve rogers #bucky barnes #tony stark #marvel #mcu

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Batfam memes:

Thanksgiving edition

Bonus:

#i’m back bitches #batfam #batman #batfamily #robin #dc comics #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #gotham memes #batman and robin #batfam memes #damian wayne #jason todd #red hood #red robin #dc memes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #batfamily memes #thanksgiving #thanksgiving memes

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I got board and made a new quiz

What Gotham rouge are you?

Come back and tell me about your answer afterwards and what you thought :D

#Batman #batfam #Gotham #gotham rogues #don’t bully my dyslexia #joker #harley quinn #poison ivy #catwoman #the riddler #black mask #two face #uquiz #robin #incorrect batfamily

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Pussygate is continuing apparently. I never thought they’d be able to top “Heroes don’t do that” but “It’s just morally wrong” is really taking the cake. Rip Catwoman.

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I just realized that in very few years Damian Wayne is going to be a gen Alpha…..

#wtf #no #I refuse this #unlike Tim they have to age him #omg #Tim’ gonna be a gen Alpha one day #i hate it here #batfam #batfamily #robin #dc comics #batman and robin #batman #damian wayne #red robin #tim drake

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I’m yelling Timber

I am getting tired of the shippers that just can’t sit down and be happy we are get some representation in Tim and Bernard, that are just whining and complaining about not getting TimKon. Like I don’t give a SHIT about “why can’t they just give us Timkon then” “Bernard is an asshole, Tim should be with kon”. I don’t care about Barnard I care about’s Tim’s representation.

Tim being queer is so much bigger and important then some petty ship war. Get over yourself and stop ruining the celebrations. I know it is “just your opinion..” but save it for later, urban legends aren’t even finished yet we don’t even know how this is going to end.

#get over yourself #batfam #batfamily #robin #dc comics #red robin #tim drake #timber

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#I am so happy #MY COLD DEAD HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS MUCH SEROTONIN #I will actually buy and read all of Urban legends in physical copies because of this #THEY DESERVE THE MONEY #AND THE JASON & BRUCE MOMENTS #batfam #batman #batfamily #robin #dc comics #batman and robin #red robin #tim drake #urban legends

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I MADE ANOTHER BATFAM QUIZ

This one comes with life advice!!!

Already proud of you :’) except if you get Bruce then f*** u

#if you bully my dyslexia #no u dont #when will i stop? #NEVER #life advice #self love #and all that bullshit #batfam #batman #batfam quiz #red robin #batman and robin #robin #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes

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I made another Batfam quiz, I have a new addiction and no self control

What Batfam ship are you based on your dream wedding

#this is a crack post #I make these because I like to laugh at my own jokes #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc comics #robin #batfam quiz

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Update:

I just made a dum personality quiz about the batfam

Here I worked really hard on it :’)

#I am not sorry that I am spamming

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I’m sorry for calling you out M but I am DYING over here 💀

Also to the person who where stoned and seid they would cry if they didn’t get Tim, u good bruh?

I just made a dum personality quiz about the batfam

Here I worked really hard on it :’)

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Memes based on the personality quiz I made because I am bored

The amount of people who are getting Jason and lack of people getting Alfred are concerning.

I just made a dum personality quiz about the batfam

Here I worked really hard on it :’)

#I got board okey #i have been made aware of the spelling mistake however i am the lazy and to dyslexic to fix it #memes

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I just made a dum personality quiz about the batfam

Here I worked really hard on it :’)

#I have been made aware of the spelling mistake however I am the lazy and to dyslexic to fix it #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc comics #robin #bruce wayne #batfam quiz

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Batfam Headcanon

In the DC universe this song is about Lax Luther

It’s the Batkids favorite audio on TikTok that they frequently use because Lex hates it just as much as Bruce does.

They especially like to use the part thet says “…. Superman, Queen & Wayne, amateurs can fucking suck it, fuck there wives, drink there blood…”

It has become a thing on there social media pages that they film Bruce at the most random times whilst they start playing the song. Dinner, meeting, galas…. you name it. Ever time he responded either with leaving the room which just prompt them to follow him through the manor, or he just stares into the camera, offices style.

They have also been spotted in costume singing this over comes whilst on patrol.

It doesn’t help that the rest of the league has come to singing it to, they can’t help it, it’s just so catchy. This irritates Bruce, Oliver and Clark to no end.

However no one has the balls to sing it around Dinah.

#I have been thinking about this for a week… #Jason REALLY loves it #Conner REALLY hates it #Tim doesn’t care #Tim sings this on daily basis #even in WE meetings #even the ones with Lex #ESPECIALLY the ones with Lex #Lex Luther’s new villain theme song #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc comics #robin #the justice league #green arrow #Superman #Black Canary #Spotify #lex luthor #batfam headcanons #dc headcanon

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Batfam memes

Batgirls edition

Bonus:

Barbra Gordon is the Alfred off the female superheroes.

#I myself don’t really know who Harper Row is either:/ #batfam memes #batfam #batfamily memes #gotham memes #barbra gordon #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #kate kane #harper row #batgirl #spoiler #robin #batman #black bat #batwomen #dc comics #dc

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My earliest memory was of falling out of my fucking stroller.

One of my earliest memories is climbing out of bed at night to stare at the New Year tree. All the shiny, glittery baubles mesmerized me! But then I realised that I was alone in the dark and started crying XD. What’s your earliest memory?

#it hurt #like really hurt #great start at life #wholesome #wtf lmao #memory #memories #family #cute comic