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monty-the-twink · 2 years
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good omens queer headcanons
wow haven’t done one of these in a while
anyways i’ve been hyperfixating hard on good omens for the past month so I suppose it was time to do another one of these
-crowley: any and all pronouns, genderfluid asf her gender changes so fast it's sometimes hard for even aziraphale to keep up lmao also despite his demon stereotype of being super horny for everyone and constantly hypersexual, doesn't rly have any feelings for anyone besides aziraphale, romantic or sexual. doesn't feel the need to explore their sexuality all that much, since the only thing that matters to him is he loves aziraphale 
-aziraphale: agender but mostly uses he/him and masculine terms, pansexual demiromantic
-anathema: she/they, idc if she literally has a male love interest she's literally a lesbian her attraction to newt is just comphet😌💅🏻
-newt: he/him ftm homo asf his car is literally named dick and its not bc of the stupid pun with the highway man it's so ppl will ask abt it and he can say "it's cuz i want ur dick"
-shadwell: homophobic😳madame tracy's educating him tho
-madame tracy: she/they/it panromantic asexual 
-gabriel: she/he aro/ace
-beezlebub: ahhh definitely nonbinary i'm feeling it/they vibes, pan and has a crush on michael
-hastur: trans masc he/it lowkey a homo and in love with ligur although it's hard for him to admit it
-ligur: he/they, wants hastur to dominate him
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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saiki k queer headcanons
-saiki: ok its literally canonically aro/ace. i feel like its parents aren’t necessarily unsupportive about it, but they just don’t rly understand it. so they still ask whenever a girl comes over if he has a crush on her. also genderfluid bc remember that one (multiple) time they transformed into a girl and kinda liked it🌝, uses any pronouns but likes it/its best
-nendo: support straight himbo, john mulaney straight
-kaido: BISEXUAL TRANS MASC BC I PROJECT MY IDENTITY ONTO ALL OF MY KINS‼️‼️
-teruhashi: secret pansexual, definitely not out yet bc she’s scared she’ll lose her status as most popular girl in school
-toritsuka: demiboi fuck boy, also quoisexual (he can’t differentiate platonic from romantic attraction) bc it makes sense
-hairo: gay himbo i don’t know what to tell you
-yumehara: secret lesbian in denial. her crushes on takahashi, saiki, and kaido are all crushes she picked in order to seem straight
-kuboyasu: uhh bisexual bc i said so
-mera: pansexual she/they‼️‼️
-imu: LESBIAN ASF HOLY SHIT THERE IS MOST DEFINITELY SOMETHING HOMOSEXUAL GOING ON BETWEEN HER AND TERUHASHI
-aiura: any pronouns lesbian but struggling a bit since they just realized how hot nonbinary ppl are
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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sherlock (bbc) queer headcanons
sherlock: ace gay twink i would be lying if i said this wasn’t true, also he/they🤷🏻
john: bisexual legend tbh
microsoft: sassy bisexual vibes‼️‼️
lestrade: extremely tired pansexual
moriarty: twink asf oml- also starting to question gender identity and is hella confused. basically just gave up and said “fuck it any pronouns”
irene adler: idk even tho she was flirting with sherlock, lesbian vibes. i feel like she was just messing with him bc she doesn’t like men
mary: ok i think she’s a good character, personality wise, but we all hate her bc she came in the way of johnlock, so ya know what cishet
mrs. hudson: honestly bisexual milf energy i’m just gonna say it
molly: pansexual vibes bc i said so
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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sanders sides queer headcanons
roman: pansexual polyamorous vibes im just sayin
logan: TWINK ASF LOGAN GAY AND AESEXUAL I ACCEPT NO OTHER HEADCANON
patton: literally invented homosexual dad core
virgil: bisexual with preference for guys also trans masc he/they bc i said so
janus: omnisexual demiboi idk idk i just got vibes ya know
remus: horknee ass bisexual bitch. also genderfluid bc yes
thomas: literally canonically gay
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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star wars queer headcanons
luke: if u dont think luke is a raging twink, im gonna say it u might be homophobic 0_0
han: sorry but as much as i would like to say han is queer, he is unfortunately cishet
leia: she/they pansexual asf
C3PO: THIS BITCH GAY ASF HIM AND R2 ARE LITERALLY GAY SPACE HUSBANDS 
R2: see above <3
chewie: idk why chewie just gives me trans masc energy
obi-wan: sassy ass bisexual demiboi asf
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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TUA  queer headcanons
luther: FUCKIN HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC ASS GET HIM OUTTA HERE
diego: ok this may be controversial but diego gives off major bisexual vibes but like,,,homophobic at the same time
alison: feel like she’s a demigirl for some reason
klaus: isn’t it kinda canon that klaus is nb, anyways he/they gay ass lookin bitch
five: straight 0_0
ben: obvs an emo twink come on, this man likes dudes and u cant tell me different
vanya: bitch she’s literally canonically a lesbian
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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ddlc queer headcanons
yuri: she’s insane but we a stan she/they lesbian <3 (and yes i am ignoring the fact that y/n is a m*n bc i want them all to be gay)
monika: mentally ill bisexual
sayori: literal sexuality crisis and doesn’t know if she’s pan or lesbian, also a lil gender crises sneaking in as well, but she’s just gonna ignore it
natsuki: str*ight im sorry i had to do it
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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harry potter queer headcanons
disclaimer: i do not condone ANY of miss r*wling’s disgusting actions. im simply just trying to separate the fandom from the author. after all, the fandom belongs to the fans, not the author. 
luna: pansexual ass bitch, also nonbinary and prefers they/them pronouns, but doesn’t want to come out again to everyone, their only out on their secret tumblr acc that no one knows about
hermione: very openly pan, but mostly just likes girls. she’s also found luna’s secret tumblr acc and calls them they/them
neville: closeted bisexual
lupin: gay and has known since high school but it took him a long time to come out
harry: powerful bisexual and makes gay jokes way too much
draco: gay but experienced a lot of internalized homophobic, didn’t come out until he was pretty old
ginny: out and proud trans woman lesbian i c o n
dumbledore: gay and agender. jokes all the time that their pronouns are nothing, just dont refer to them
mcgonagall: bisexual and literally hates it bc she despises the shit out of men <3
sirius: nonbinary trans masc he/they bisexual AND I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS HEADCANON OHMYGOD. the mauraders helped him through their transition
ron: literally the only cishet in the group, he’s a great ally tho
tonks: obvs a lesbian and constantly talks about how greatful she is to be gay bc men are gross. also genderfluid and uses any pronouns. this totally works with them being a metamorphamagus 
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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magic school bus queer headcanons even tho literally no one asked
ms frizzle: LITERALLY A LESBIAN TO EVER LESBIAN. SHE INVENTED MAKING UR OWN EARRINGS AS A LESBIAN. SHES ALSO DEMISEXUAL
carlos: extremely closeted gay and literally terrified of coming out
kiesha: bisexual queen
arnold: closeted trans woman, she’s just insecure cuz she’s not in her right body yet. this queen is also aesexual
tim: agender and likes dudes, makes a lot of quiet trans jokes that u can only hear if ur actually listening
wanda: obvs likes women, big athletic lesbian
pheobe: femme lesbian and secretly dating wanda. she’s very closeted and her family is very catholic so she literally waits until a day before their wedding to come out to her parents </3
ralphie: trans guy, thought he was just a very masc lesbian for a long time but he was just actually trans
DA: pansexual, helps everyone find out their sexuality and gender cuz she knows everything
janet: she’s only that annoying cuz she’s homophobic
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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quick appreciation post for @selenitesand
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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Stranger things queer headcanons
will: obviously likes bois i mean- come on
lucas: bisexual legend
mike: closeted bisexual, comes out as nonbinary in high school, goes by he/they
dustin: pan bb, also genderqueer and goes by she/they
el: straight but literally the best ally to ever exist, she literally destroys any homophobe/transphobe she sees
max: obvs a skater lesbian
steve: bisexual royalty, helps anyone that’s struggling with their sexuality cuz he’s mom friend asf
robin: literally gay
jonathan: very closeted gay, is willing to be anyone’s indie bf
nancy: straight and frustrated cuz she’s so done with men :)
hopper: will literally beat anyone up who makes an anti-gay joke. also he likes dudes too he just doesn’t know it yet 0_0
joyce: came out as bi a while ago, but identifies as queer, knows she obvs likes women tho
billy: this man is a trans LEGEND, he unfortunately has a lot of internalized transphobia tho cuz of childhood trauma </3
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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the avengers queer headcanons
tony: not part of the community and doesn’t rly know much about it (peter currently trying to educate him) but generally doesn’t have a problem with it
steve: ofc he’s fucking bisexual what did u think i was gonna say, stucky is real asf
bruce: pretty damn gay for a straight dude ngl. he says he’s straight but secretly he’s a lil bicurious 
nat: sexuality questioning atm, can’t tell if she’s bi or lesbian
thor: chaotic bisexual in denial and no one can tell me different
peter parker: ok ik im making a lot of ppl bi but peter is literally the definition of bisexual fite me
peter quill: NO BUT HE’S LITERALLY CANONICALLY BISEXUAL
gamora: demiromantic and graysexual. she for a long time didn’t even know these labels were a thing and just thought it was hard for her to experience sexual and romantic attraction bc of the way she was raised
drax: pretty damn straight, but for some unknown reason knows a suspicious amount about the queer community
bucky: gay as hell if u disagree ur wrong idk what to tell u
sam: idk why i just get pan vibes from him. i think he might be questioning between bi and pan tho
wanda: lowkey kinda questioning her gender identity, going by she/they and genderfluid for now
vision: fluid identity, basically just pan and genderfluid although their not really a labels person
rhodey: kinda bicurious, honestly he questions it from time to time but mostly just tries not to think about it
clint: ok this one’s a hot take but pre-endgame clint is h*mophobic republican vibes, but clint during endgame/ronin arc is a power bisexual trans masc punk idk i just get VERY different vibes from clint before and during endgame
scott: he has no fucking idea, ask him and he’ll start stuttering like all hell
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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gorillaz queer headcanons
noodle: she/they pan queen. definitely the she/they mom of the group while at the same time being neurodivergent and chaotic asf
2-d: has an anxiety attack every time he thinks about his identity, goes by he/they
russel: agender bitch, goes by any pronouns
m*rdoc: really horknee bisexual
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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gravity falls queer headcanons cuz its my current hyperfixation
dipper: *sigh* it would literally just be transphobic if i didn’t say dipper was trans. its literally all over the show, ppl come on. also if he were an adult, he would have bi wife energy im just sayin
mabel: literally pan no exceptions
wendy: obvs bi and questioning gender identity atm, is settling on demigirl for now with she/they pronouns
stan: ok this may be controversial but stan is a chaotic bisexual
bill cyper: an even more chaotic bisexual
soos: hell if he knows what his sexuality is, he’s just vibing
ford: pretty sure he’s bi with a preference for guys, but never really has time to actually think about it
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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Host club queer headcanons bc i had to do it besties <3
tamaki: so fuckin pan oml-
kyoya: tamaki-sexual. IM KIDDING uhhh he’s bi, with a preference for dudes, he’s also heavily demisexual and romantic. ya’ll already know this guy pines for tamaki so hard </3
haruhi: ok idc what anyone says haruhi is literally nonbinary icon, also questioning between bi and pan
hikaru: shy bisexual energy, also trans masc bc i literally make all of my kins trans masc
karou: pan and polyamorous cuz it just makes sense
honey: pan and demiboi energy
mori: just.....g a y
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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The Black Bulls (plus Yuno) queer headcanons
magna: he’s gay just cuz he gives me major kirishima vibes, also he’s trans and that’s why he’s obsessed with the ideology of “being a real man” bc he think there’s criteria to being a man and he thinks that if he doesn’t meet those expectations then he’s not a “real man”. oh also he hooked up with vanessa once to find out if he was gay or bi, he ended up just being gay, but he told vanessa that she can’t tell anyone bc that’s who he lost his virginity to, so that’s why she calls him virgin delinquent 
-luck: luck is nonbinary and you literally cannot convince me otherwise, what cis person would have the name luck, their also pan
-Gordon: definitely agender and pansexual, literally a goth icon
-finral: i think he’s bi with a preference for bois and nb’s. he never got validation at all as a kid and that’s why he always wants to be so popular and accepted by ppl
-asta: pansexual and demiromantic, i definitely see him as the time of person to if he falls for someone, he falls hard
-yuno: aesexual and biromantic, it took him a long time for him to finally express and accept himself tho, even after he came out since he repressed most of these feelings since he was young poor guy :( oh also i headcanon him as a demiboi 
-noelle: demisexual, she thought she was “broken” for the longest time regarding her sexuality, asta was actually her first time having any sort of crush
-vanessa: cant decide if she a lesbian or pan, she’s definitely hooked up with everyone in the black bulls tho 
-grey: demigirl, the black bulls are the only ppl she’s out to, goes by she/it
-charmy: aro/ace, her only love is food XD. this bitch is she/they and no one can tell me differently
-yami: power bisexual
-zora: LITERALLY TRANS MASC AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
[also no spoilers plz im only on episode 90 </3] 
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monty-the-twink · 3 years
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class 1-A queer headcanons
deku: lil pan bb, although he tends to question it a lot and doubt himself regarding his identity, which is why he tends to go back and forth with his gender identity as well
jiro: aesexual biromantic, also agender and goes by xe/xem. xyr really insecure about xyr identity and is mostly closeted. poor bb :(
iida: extremely closeted gay dude who deals with a hell of a lot of internalized homophobia from his family
uraraka: obvs a lil femme lesbian, has a huge crush on asui
bakugo: trans boi, super aggressive and dominant bc of internalized issues but he also thinks his aggressive nature is justified bc he thinks in order to be a true man, he has to be dominant and masculine. also he’s obviously gay with a giant crush on kirishima i mean come on
todoroki: also a soft trans boi, has a little bit of a crush on deku which is really confusing him, so he identifies as queer
asui: genderfluid, mainly switching between she/her and they/them, also a lil aesexual panromantic bean
momo: still identifies as a woman but goes by she/they, also obvs a lesbian
denki: literally questions his identity everyday but he’s kinda sure he’s bi
kirishima: literally the gayest man you will ever meet, also a trans guy bc i said so
shoji: aro/ace king
hagakure: definitely pan and also polyamorous, has a bit of a crush on deku
tokoyami: definitely nonbinary and u can’t convince me otherwise, uses he/they
mineta: h*mophobic
sero: pretty fuckin bisexual, wouldn’t mind being in a threesome with bakugo and kirishima
mina: absolute trans woman icon
koda: yet another pan bean, also nb, and goes by they/it pronouns
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