#you can just buy votes now huh

[jammy-badger]

i think whats so frustrating to me about the voice bullshit is that all the 'no' campaigners had to do was lie

there's no amount of education and campaigning the 'yes' side could have done that could counteract the seeds of doubt sown by a heavily-funded misinformation campaign whose entire plan was based on voters not doing their research. they never needed to convince anyone onto their side - they just had to make people doubt the other

yes, the voice to parliament is not nearly enough to combat the impacts of colonialism in this country, and yes, we need a treaty and we need clear guidelines and so much more that sadly the voice to parliament was unable to provide, but we had an opportunity to at least take a step toward fulfilling the statement from the heart and we blew it.

all because its easier to prey on doubt and xenophobia than it is to educate and inform

#badger rants #auspol #australian tings #voice referendum #what a fucking joke #i hate this country and i hate capitalism #you can just buy votes now huh

[dbs-scans]

Valentine's Day 2023

Happy Valentine's Day! This is a translated archive of the event hosted on AidaIro's twitter during February of 2023.

We hope you enjoy! ❤️

Here is the Kamome Valentine Company. This sparkling shop collects love from humans and processes those feelings into precious stones to sell.

Many different kinds of customers visit this shop. There are ones who come looking to buy special accessories, of course, and ones who come to manufacture their or someone else's love into gems. There are also those who come wanting to sell off love itself...

But, for whatever reason, it seems like business is slow at the shop. And that is because......

"Welcome, young lady. Are you here to sell some love? I'll take anything—no matter how damaged it may be～"

"If you're here to sell, then sell to me. I'll make it into a sparkly one that'll fetch for a high fee."

This shop has two managers. The store's management policies are kind of up in the air, so they are once again bickering over who gets to handle the love without any regard for their client.

But Valentine's Day is drawing near! The most lucrative day of the year is almost here, so the managers have decided that whoever collects the most love―"❤️" before Valentine's will do whatever the other asks of them. The battle over who will control the future of this store begins now!

The contest to see who can collect the most ❤️s! "You want your love to be handled with care, don't you? If I win, I'll make your love really shine. It'll be a one-of-a-kind gem, one that'll sparkle forever; you'll never be able to forget it."

The contest to see who can collect the most ❤️s! "You have some love you're ready to just throw away, right? If you pick me, I'll take that heart you don't need, your unrequited love, crush and mix it ALL up and turn it into an accessory for you; I'll let you forget all about it."

The jewel-making staff have joined the battle!? They're aiming to collect the most ❤️s and steal the manager's positions! "We will become CEOs and shape your love into a mokke." "We'll become millionaires." "We will turn the managers into our slaves."

The contest will be held until the day before Valentine's, February 13th. Who will the victory go to――!?

ʚღɞ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ʚღɞ The Valentine's votes have been tallied! We thank you for your participation. ✨ We plan to announce the results at 7:30 AM EST. 💘 ʚღɞ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ʚღɞ

"Looks like I win. I'll be taking your love, then." "...Don't worry. I'll polish it up so pretty, you won't be able to tell what the original color even was."

"Ehmm, let's see here... We'll start with the breakdown of your love..." "Ah, so it says that a senior co-worker you admired had five girlfriends. I see! Okay, then let's get started with the jewelry-making process straight away!"

・・・

"Ahhh, I feel so refreshed! It's amazing that a broken heart could be transformed into a gemstone as pretty as this!" "And now, whenever I look upon this gem, I can look back on that love I felt..."

"The two-years-long sweet love I shared with Prince Coelacanth... ❤️ How fondly I remember those easy-going days we spent swimming along the coral reefs where the sashimi danced……❤️" "…………Huh? Was this really the kind of love I experienced???"

"Come back anytime〜" "Welp, I lost. What do you want me to do?" "Hm? Oh, right. Well..."

"First, give me some of that chocolate." "Okay." The End. 💘

#valentines #jshk #tbhk #jibaku shonen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun #twitter #aidairo #valentine's day

[suddenlybambi]

as long as you stay here [2] ♥ kyle broflovski

pairing : kyle broflovski x reader

college AU - 18+

tags : strangers to friends to lovers, slow burn, fluff, angst, alcohol, afab reader, she/her pronouns, eventual smut

words : 3.1k

chapter 2

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“When you said a dress that shows off my ass, I didn’t expect for it to just be hanging out,” Y/N stood, awkwardly trying to see just how much cheek people could see. Bebe had chosen a dark green velvet dress that didn’t leave much to the imagination.

“Just a little bit!” Bebe smiled, wrapping her arms around her friend’s waist from behind and giving her a hug. “Give people a teaser.”

“A teaser for what? When I’m drunk, and the whole thing is on show?”

“Exactly! Now, come on; I need you to help me with my hair.” Bebe led Y/N out of the bedroom and directly into the bathroom while Clyde lounged on their crappy old thrifted couch, flicking through Netflix. He didn’t look at them as they snuck past behind him.

“What? You don’t trust your boyfriend to do it?”

“Yesterday, he thought my curling iron was a dildo.”

“If you’re brave enough, it can be.”

“I’m never leaving you alone with my curling iron again.”

“You never leave me alone with it anyway,” Y/N mumbled as she carefully separated Bebe’s hair to start curling pieces. She knew exactly how Bebe liked her hair on nights out as she was often the one to do it for her in exchange for Bebe bringing her back whatever takeout she drunkenly picked up on the way home at 3am.

“Because you keep on trying to make the perfect grilled cheese with it,” Bebe rolled her eyes. “We have a sandwich press.”

“Correction, Wendy has a sandwich press. She took it with her to Stan’s.”

“So you use my curling iron instead?”

“Only to get those perfect little stripes on it! I use the regular clothes iron for cooking the rest because there is way more surface area. I’m not completely crazy.” 

“Our stovetop is next on the list to be repaired when we’ve saved up, right?” Bebe asked as Y/N finished the final little curls that framed her face. Their stovetop had broken a week into living in their apartment, and Y/N wasn’t going to even attempt to mess with it as she did with the plumbing. They had been living on takeout and microwave food. “Then we can use a frying pan like normal people.” 

“Or we could buy more curling irons and start a whole production line? Sell the sandwiches, get rich, get bitches, go wild.”

“Are you done in there?” Clyde called out from the other side of the bathroom door.

“We’re almost done!” Bebe shouted back.

“Why are you both in there?”

“We’re having sex!” Y/N answered before Bebe could, trying desperately to hold back her laughter.

“We’re doing our hair and makeup!” Bebe ignored Y/N’s claims, which she was having none of.

“That’s girl code for having sex!” Y/N elaborated, earning a light smack on the arm from Bebe. She opened the door to see a very confused Clyde waiting.

“Ignore her,” Bebe gestured back at Y/N. “We’re done anyway.” 

“If you leave the t-” Y/N started to warn Clyde that she would castrate him if he left the toilet seat up, which she had once threatened Stan with, but Bebe slapped her hand over her mouth before she could.

“Don’t talk about leaving the toilet seat up around him; it’s a sensitive topic,” She whispered, trying not to let Clyde hear.

“How is- you know what? I’m not going to ask,” Y/N shrugged it off. “Every story I’ve heard from South Park is weird, and that’s coming from someone whose town mayor was openly involved in ritualistic sacrifices and still kept on getting voted in.”

“Wait, what?” Clyde thought he had misheard. “They still got voted in?”

“In hindsight, that might mean the ritualistic sacrifices worked?” Y/N pondered this for a moment. A devilish smile appeared on her face. “Hey Clyde, wanna help me pass this semester?”

“Huh? Do you want to study together?” He asked, not catching what she was not so subtly hinting at.

“You’re not ritualistically sacrificing my boyfriend!” Bebe scolded Y/N, dragging her out of the bathroom. “Come on, let’s leave Clyde to pee in peace.”

“Peace isn’t an option in this house!” Y/N called out as Clyde shut the door.

“Ominous threats don’t work on him,” Bebe sighed. “He doesn’t understand them.”

The club was loud and crowded. Y/N absolutely hated it but did her best to put on a smile for Bebe’s sake. She had been briefly introduced to the group, who were already there, but Wendy and Stan were running late.

Bebe had disappeared off to the dancefloor. Y/N narrowly managed to avoid getting dragged along with her. Kenny’s date had apparently dumped him, so she had kept him company while he complained. He was the only one of the group she had already met as he worked delivery for a burger place she and Bebe usually ordered from. He had tried once to flirt with her, but she politely rejected him. That hadn’t stopped him from getting her number and sending her the occasional message while he was stone, which she would respond to with a picture of a frog, which would distract him.

After 10 minutes of standing around, Kenny spotted a girl from work he had a thing for, so Y/N pushed him to go and talk to her, which didn’t take much encouragement. As she stood alone, wondering if she could get away with escaping without anyone noticing, Clyde approached her.

“Here,” He held out a drink for her. She hesitantly took it from his hand.

“What’s this for?” She asked, eyes narrowing in suspicion.

“For you. Bebe said you’d like me more if I bought you a drink.”

“Oh, did she now?”

“I don’t think I was supposed to say that to you….”

“No, I don’t think you were,” Y/N laughed softly. She knew Bebe was just trying to make sure they got along well since they were living together, but she wished she hadn’t sent Clyde in with a bribe. 

Clyde took a sip from his cup, and his eyes widened. “Oh shit! This is your one, and that one is mine!” He quickly grabbed the cup from her hand and swapped it with the one he had just drunk from.

“You took a sip out of it,” Y/N looked down at the cup in disgust. “I can’t drink it now.” 

“Why not? I watched you share two drinks with Bebe earlier.” 

“I don’t know where your mouth has been.” 

“Well, Bebe’s mouth has been on my-”

“Don’t you dare finish that sentence! It’s bad enough I can hear you through the walls. I don’t need a description.” Y/N groaned as Clyde laughed at her discomfort. She hoped that if she stayed quiet, he’d feel awkward and go and join the rest of the group on the dancefloor, but she was sadly mistaken. Apparently, to Clyde, an awkward silence was just an opportunity for him to ask more questions.

“If you’re a dancer, why aren’t you dancing?” He asked. She mentally cursed Bebe for mentioning that she used to be a dancer, as it always led to people asking questions like that. Truthfully, she had always hated dance. It was just something that her mom forced on her. Her mom hadn’t spoken to her since she had announced she wasn’t going to pursue a career in dancing and was instead going to study Literature in a college states away. 

But she didn’t want to blurt all of that out to Clyde, so instead, she stuck with her usual excuse. “Because it’s surprisingly hard to do a contemporary jazz solo to… what is this? Eminem?”

“So, like… are you studying dance?” The question coming out of Clyde’s mouth made her laugh more than if anyone else had asked it.

“Are you studying dance?” She fired back at him.

“What? No? Why?” 

“Think about it, dude; we’re in the same class. If I were studying dance, you would be too.”

“Right! You sit behind me!” Clyde seemed like he had completely forgotten that they had discussed the fact that they shared a class together only hours earlier.

“Unfortunately,” Y/N mumbled, trailing the conversion off again in hopes he was finally satisfied. Sadly, he still didn’t take the hint.

“Hey… uh… quick question… what did you do to the plumber?”

“I didn’t do anything to him!”

“She bit him!” Wendy had arrived and joined the conversation, followed by Stan.

“Except that!” Y/N mumbled. Wendy gave her a big hug to say hello, and surprisingly so did Stan. She could smell the alcohol on them, a sign that they had pre-drinks. That would be why Stan hugged her.

“Oh my god, you are a vampire!” Clyde pointed at Y/N, who couldn’t help but laugh at this. He seemed so serious, and she was keen to see how far she could actually push that theory on him.

“How did you even get in a situation where you bit the plumber?” Stan asked, slurring his words slightly.

“I was advised by a lawyer not to talk about it.” Y/N lied.

“Wait, you bit the plumber? I assumed that you guys had a dog or something,” Kenny had returned to greet the new arrivals. The girl he had disappeared to dance with was nowhere in sight. 

“Nope, it was me, human person Y/N.”

“She’s just a bit feral,” Wendy rested her head on Y/N’s shoulder as she spoke. Y/N wondered how much Wendy had drunk already, as she wasn’t usually this touchy with her when Stan was around. After the date incident, he was a little defensive in front of her. “But we’re taming her.”

“Vampire werewolf!” Clyde looked like he had just connected the dots to the biggest mystery in the world.

“Does everyone in your group know about me biting the plumber?” Y/N asked, earning a myriad of nods in response. “You know what? Fuck it,” She downed the drink that Clyde had gotten her, no longer caring about him having taken a sip. She’d had worse things in her mouth and would probably have worse things in it in the future. Stan cheered as she downed the drink, holding his hand up for a high-five which she hesitantly returned.

“I thought Kyle was coming?” Kenny looked around for their other friend. Y/N had never met Kyle, which was odd as Stan was his best friend, and Stan had spent a lot of time in their apartment when Wendy still lived there. 

“He’s sulking in the corner,” Stan pointed out the boy with red curls poking out from the crowd, who was looking down at his phone, completely uninterested in everything around him. “We had to drag him out of the house.” Y/N could relate to that. She was counting down the seconds until it was socially acceptable for her to go home.

“Oh god, Cartman is here,” Wendy groaned, burying her face in Y/N’s neck to hide. Y/N had heard about Cartman, but it was never anything good. Apparently, his mom was paying for his three-bedroom apartment, but he refused to let anyone else stay there unless they paid him an extortionate amount of rent. She was confused at why the group stayed friends with him after all that he had put them through, but she figured there must have been some reason.

“In that case, I think we all need another drink,” Clyde announced, earning cheers from Stan and Kenny. Stan grabbed Wendy’s hand and dragged her off with them to the bar. She tried to reach out for Y/N to pull her along as well, but she managed to escape it. Wendy pouted for a second but quickly got distracted by Clyde chanting, ‘Shots! Shots! Shots!’.

Instead of joining them, Y/N decided to take the opportunity to talk to the one person she felt she could empathise with.

“You look as miserable to be here as I feel,” Y/N joined Kyle in the corner, hoping to break the ice with some shared disdain for where they had both ended up.

“Yeah… This isn’t really my scene,” Kyle looked up from his phone to acknowledge her. He paused, seeming to recognise her. “You’re-”

“Y/N, Bebe’s flatmate,” She finished for him.

“Kyle,” He introduced himself, though he had likely clocked on that she already knew that. He held his hand out. It took Y/N a second to realise he was offering her a handshake. It was a strange sentiment in the middle of a nightclub, but welcome nonetheless. She shook his hand and smiled at him.

“This isn’t really my scene either,” She confessed, looking around in disdain at the flashing lights and sweaty bodies grinding against one another.

“Really?” He sounded quite genuinely surprised by this.

“Really. I hate it here,” She pulled out her phone from her bra and waved it around a little. “I have the Uber journey ready to go on my phone. I just need to hit the button to book it.”

“I always assumed you were the party type from what I’ve heard about you,” It felt odd to Y/N that people knew about her, despite not knowing her. Though, she supposed the same thing could be said about anyone she had been told stories about yet never actually met.

“Bebe calls me the party-hating party animal. I’d rather go wild by myself,” She froze as the words processed in her mind after they had already left her mouth. “That came out wrong.”

“I’m usually alright if I have a few drinks,” Kyle shrugged. “But I need to study tomorrow, so I don’t want to be hungover.”

“I’m studying tomorrow too,” Y/N smiled, realising they had quite a bit in common already. “I have a shit ton of notes to write up before my lecture on Monday, and it's bad enough studying while Bebe and Clyde are in their room, but if they’re going to be hungover, it’ll be worse.”

“I’m in the same boat with Stan and Wendy,” He nodded along. “I have to escape to the library most days.”

“I might have to start joining you,” She was half joking, though she waited for his reaction to see if he would seriously consider studying with her or if he would laugh it off.

“As long as you don’t go wild while studying, it’s nice to have a study partner,” He agreed, and she grinned.

“Ah, shit, I go super wild while studying!” She dramatically threw her hands up in the air as though this was devastating news. “Sometimes, I even have three books open at once.”

“That’s hardcore,” Kyle laughed along with her for a minute, stopping only to tilt his head so he could hear the music better. “Oh god… What is this song?” Y/N stopped to listen to it as well.

“I can’t tell if she’s singing in another language or if it's just aggressively… cursive?” She tried to make out some words, managing to get ‘love’ and ‘sorrow’ from them. “She sounds like a goat trying to do a Shakira impression.”

“And the goat has a blocked nose,” Kyle added. “Oh, wow! Somehow, the chorus is even worse. How is that possible?”

“Wanna bail on this club and share my Uber home?” Y/N decided to just take the opportunity to get out of there. At least with an accomplice, they could both be buzzkills together and share the disappointment of their friends.

“I thought you’d never ask,” He smiled at her as she unlocked her phone, booking the Uber to arrive ASAP. “We should let them know so they don’t look for us.”

“Or we just leave and text them when we’re already gone so they can’t try and force us to stay?” She suggested but looked over at where Bebe was dancing with Clyde. Both of them looked unsteady on their feet from the alcohol they had already consumed, and Stan and Wendy looked even worse for wear. “Actually, you’re right. There’s no way they’ll read their phones in this state.” She led the way over to the group, wrapping her arms around Bebe from behind so she could talk next to her ear and be heard over the music. She swayed slightly with her.

“I’m leaving!” She announced. “Stay safe, and see you at home! Love you!”

“What?” Bebe let go of Clyde, who pouted at the lack of attention, instead turning and swinging her arms around Y/N and holding her in a close hug. “No!”

“I do love you, I promise!” Y/N knew that wasn’t what she meant, but she was trying to diffuse the situation so that Bebe would let her go.

“I love you too, but you can’t leave!” She pleaded, her hands clumsily trying to play with Y/N’s hair, but her rings just got caught in it. “Oh… shit…”

“I hate it here, and so does Kyle,” Y/N explained, pulling away to help untangle Bebe from her hair. “So we’re sharing an Uber.” As she did so, she heard Kyle telling Stan and Wendy that he was leaving.

“You have your keys to let yourself in, right?” Kyle asked.

“Uh…” Stan patted his pockets but came up empty. “Wendy?”

“I thought you had them?” Wendy groaned.

“Crap!” Stan grumbled, checking his pockets again as if they would magically appear there. Unfortunately, they didn’t.

“I’ll have to let you in later,” Kyle sighed, checking his watch.

“Dude, you’re such a heavy sleeper!” Stan protested. “You’ll sleep through it, and we’ll be stuck outside all night!” Kyle looked dejected at the thought that he couldn’t leave until Stan and Wendy wanted to leave.

“We can just get the Uber to our place, and then you guys get one later with Bebe and pick Kyle up as you drop her off.” Y/N jumped in with the suggestion, looking to Kyle for confirmation. “If that’s okay with you, of course?”

“Sounds like a plan,” Kyle nodded eagerly, looking relieved that he didn’t have to stay.

“Booooo!” Clyde called out, a few heads turning to look at him as he shouted louder than he probably intended to. “Party poopers!”

“Have fun!” Bebe winked over at Y/N, who gave her a very confused look in return. What was she suggesting? Before she had the chance to ask, her phone buzzed.

“Uber is two minutes away,” She grabbed Kyle’s arm so she wouldn’t lose him in the crowd. “Let's wait outside.”

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[lulutaylorsimaginarium]

The Chain

Summary: When the guys get stuck in a situation and hunted down by a drug lord. Frankie makes a call he really doesn’t want to make to the only person that can help them

Words:1375

Warnings: “creator chooses not to use warnings.” If you click Keep Reading, that means you agree that you’re the right age to handle mature themes. We handle our own triggers with kindness and grace

AN: Mind any grammar mistakes even though the story has been checked. The author is dyslexic and it is the wonders of her brain.

AN2: You guys are surprising me with this weeks poll. I love it though. You have a few more days to vote

XxL

THE CHAIN MASTERLIST

Part Fifteen

Later that day the guys were busy all around and outside the house. She didn’t know what they were doing but she also knew that if they weren’t telling her, maybe she shouldn’t ask. Some things weren’t her business and maybe she didn’t want to know.

She sat on the sofa with a laptop in her lap typing away with the next step of the plan. Gabby just hoped that the plan actually worked. She knew that it was going to take a few trips over time but she was impatient and she wanted to move as much as possible, at least the first time over the boarder

The front door opened before Benny walked in and smiled to her.

“Do you ever get tried?”

“Trust me I am”

“I don’t believe you”.

“Hey?” she asked “When you take the interior panel of a car door off. The door is hollow, right?”

“I mean there is material and like waterproof stuff in there so it doesn’t rust but nothing we can’t take-out” he offered “Muscle cars might be better because of sheer size”.

“Do you just want me to buy you a muscle car. Benny?”

“Yes”

“You’re going to have to sell it again when we get back here”.

“That’s okay. It still a road trip in a hot car”

“Do you want a Camaro?”

“1967!!!!” he told her excitedly.

“It might have to be a beater.”

“Don’t care”

“Done” she agreed.

“You wouldn’t have to buy four the first time out. Buy two, we can do the work on them, and we can send Will and Frankie back to the states. Then buy the other two Pope and I can stay back to do the work.”

“Need time away from your big brother, huh?”

“It’s like I’m still five years old.”

“I’ll buy a Camaro first. How about that?” she chuckled “But, you have to take me for a spin.”

“Absolutely”

“I’ll see what I can do.”

Suddenly the front door opened again.

“You’re meant to be sleeping” Santiago scolded her playfully.

“I’m on the couch. I’m not running a marathon.”

“You’re hopeless”

He kissed her on top of the head before she held his hand without even realizing she had reached for it.

“How are the guys?”

“They’re okay”

“What do you guys want for dinner?"

“Food”

“Very helpful. Thank you” she laughed.

She wanted to do it up big. Thanksgivings little sister. A thousand sides and a lot of laughter. Maybe she was trying to fix everything. The mood that was clouding the house. She hated tension. First Gabby and Frankie. Frankie and Santiago and now Will and Benny.

As much as it sounded corny,  she liked a happy family.

An hour later she snuck out of the house and went to the store. She didn’t have much time, but she knew that pizza would be an easy home meal idea. Men liked carbs, right?

#

She somehow snuck out without anyone noticing her going but she was noticed when she came back lugging countless shopping bags up the front steps, Santiago shook his head as she smiled at him. He called her stubborn, she only laughed before moving into the house.

They were happy about it when the sun went down and they came back inside, the house smelt amazing with a feast waiting for them of homemade pizza, bread and salads. Music blaring around them and Gabby busy in the kitchen, with a tea towel hanging off her shoulder, red hair piled up on top of her head.

“How did you make pizza?” Will asked her

“There are two pizza ovens are out the back. One’s wood, one’s electric” she chuckled because clearly none of them had noticed, even though both ovens were pretty big. “You wash up. Everything will be ready soon”.

One by one they did, and everything was on the dining table waiting for them. Gabby however was still busy in the kitchen.

“Reina” Santiago called out “You going to sitting down?”

“In a second”

“We’re not eating down til you sit down” Will told her

They had been around her for long enough to know her well by now. She would have kept going until they were done.

She rolled her eyes and grabbed for bottle of beer out of the fridge and walked over to them. Santiago grabbed her gently by the hips and pop her in the chair beside him before she grabbed a piece of garlic bread

“Hey” Benny protested “That was mine”

She proceeded to lick the piece of bread and hand it over to him “You want it?”

The whole table laughed, including Frankie. Which was surprising.

“You do have brothers” Will smiled

“Dude, my parents had to buy me food to hide in my bedroom. So my brothers didn’t eat it all. Yeah, I have brothers”

They all fell into a happy hum of conversation and laughter, at a level that they hadn’t seen in a while. It was nice without a cloud of friction looming above them.

“You find me a car yet?” Benny teased

“I have. It’s a shit box but the engine is practically new, so it will you from point A to point B”

“Camaro?” She winked at him “I love you”

“How much?” Will asked

“Eighteen”

“It is a shit box” Will laughed

“With two different coloured doors” she chuckled “Which might be a good thing. It wont draw as much attention”

“Take the interior panels out. Put the money in, cover it back up”.

“Will, its like we know each other” she joked

“Don’t forget we have that paperwork that Sebastion made. Pope and I could go find a transit van. Take some 'coffee' through the boarder that way”

“I forgot about that paperwork”

“That way we could all go together” Santiago offered

“One of us should stay behind keep an eye on the rest of the money” she said “My name’s on the deed. It would look weird otherwise”

“You’re not staying here by yourself” Benny told her

“I’m a big girl”

“I’ll stay too” Frankie told them “Just in case”

#

Frankie and Gabby stared at each other for a few seconds. She would have loved that idea a few weeks ago. Heck, even a few days ago.

Now it made her feel uneasy for some reason.

She knew other places had the cook, not clean rule but it didn’t seem right to have the guys clean up after they had been working all day long. They had all gone their own ways as she gave the kitchen one more wipe down and reached for her little orange bottle of pills. She took two and gulped down ice cold water, not knowing there was someone behind her

“What are you taking?”

“Vitamins” she lied.

Frankie snatched the bottle out of her hand quickly. Knowing she was lying through her teeth

“Valium?”

“Oh” she sighed “It’s spelt different, isn’t it?”

“Why the fuck are you taking Valium?”

“Why do you think Frankie?” she sighed softly “I don’t want to fight with you anymore. I don’t have it in me. I know life is crap right now and things are happening that you do not like. I get it, but I still need you”

“Gab”

“Aren’t you tired?”

“Yeah”

“Then why are we doing this, Baby? We’re under the same roof and I fucking miss you. I don’t know how to explain it” she shook her head gently

“I know”

“Then what are we doing?”

“I don’t know”

“Neither do I”

“I just..” he started but he wasn’t sure where to take that sentence “I don’t know”

“Can you figure it out please?” she asked gently “I’m going to bed before these kick in”.

He watched her walk upstairs and disappeared like she has done so many times before. Leaving him alone downstairs with his thoughts

#triple frontier #frankie morales #romanticism #santiago garcia #will miller #benny miller #netflix #santiago garcia x oc #charlie hunnam #garrett hedlund #oscar isaac #pedro pascal

[lilianvanrouge]

Malleus and Lilia x Frail and Abused Reader Part 4

“Huh?!! What do mean you told them we’re changing our whole menu?!” said Azul outraged.

“She didn’t say that, I did,” said (Y/B/F).

“Regardless, this means we have to do a lot of work rewriting the menu and buying new ingredients,” said Jade.

“Little Shrimp, was just supposed to go out there and say we don’t cook prime rib here, because that’s way too expensive meat. Now you went and made things even worse,” said Floyd, annoyed.

“Both Floyd and Jade are right. How do you plan to make up for this, (Y/N)?” asked Azul.

“It’s all based around how we put the menu together, and I have a plan,” you said.

“For your sake it better work,” sighed Azul.

You were now walking back to Ramshackle Dorm with (Y/B/F) and told him your plan. He smiled at you believing your plan was genius.

Three weeks passed and you managed to save your job and yourself from the angry crowd. Mostro Lounge has more customers than ever and Azul is very pleased by this.

You saved your own skin by doing research based on the dorms and which countries where they’re originally from. For example you had Jamil and Kalim teach you over thirty curry recipes from the Land of Hot Sands and added them to the new menu. You also added a few recipes of your own so fellow students can get a taste of yours and (Y/B/F)’a home.

Every three weeks students can vote on a certain meal on the menu to have at the party in Mostro Lounge at a slight discount meal. Azul likes this idea so much that he makes students pay to vote, which wasn’t what you wanted. However you were happy that students would be able to let off steam from school.

“This is amazing! I’ve never seen so many customers here before!” said Azul happily.

You were wiping down the counter humming happily as the party went on and all the students were cheering, dancing, and eating.

“Yes. It looks like (Y/N)’s blunder turned out to be good in the end,” said Jade.

“Yeah, but I really wanted to see some fireworks go off when Little Shrimp failed,” sighed Floyd.

You sighed and gave a small smile at Floyd’s normal behavior. They all went back to doing their own things. You went back to wiping the counter when you heard someone walk up to the counter.

“Is there something I can help you with-” you said, but immediately froze.

It was Silver and Sebek. Your heart started to pump super hard and fast.

“Is it true that your new menu has food from the Valley of Thorns?” asked Silver.

You looked down at the counter and began to tremble. One of your co workers overheard Silver and answered his question. You quickly took this chance to leave and take care of dirty dishes on tables.

“Hey, are you okay?” asked Deuce.

“You look like you saw a giant fish with legs,” said Grim.

“We saw that Silver and Sebek are here. Do you want us to stay until your shift is over?” asked Ace.

“No, I’ll be fine. To be honest I can’t believe that they voted and came to the party,” you nervously laughed.

“Just be careful. (Y/B/F) told us to give you your medications for your blood pressure. He’ll be by later,” said Deuce.

“Thanks,” you said, feeling better.

The rest of your shift went well and was almost completely over. You were just very disappointed that (Y/B/F) isn’t here like he always is for your shifts.

You were now grabbing the last of the dirty dishes on one table before you leave. You were about to walk back to the counter when you turned around and saw Silver and Sebek. You almost dropped all of the dishes.

“We demand to know why don’t you talk with to us?!!” shouted Sebek.

You flinched and started shaking like crazy.

“What’s wrong with you?” asked Silver, rudely.

You were about to piss yourself as they glared. You tried to walk passed them, but that got them even angrier.

“Where do you think you’re going!?!” shouted Sebek, even louder.

He was even louder than the music and everyone started watching the scene unfold.

“I have to go back to work,” you squeaked.

You tried to run, but they wouldn’t let you. When you tried to run that’s when it all went to hell.

RIP!!!

Silver and Sebek grabbed the back of your uniform and it ripped showing your whole bare back. You released an ear piercing scream and dropping all the dishes which broke on the floor. You fell to your knees, crying and hugged yourself.

“What do you think you’re doing?!!” shouted Deuce.

He ran over to you with Ace in tow. They stood in front of you protectively.

“You really are a girl!!” shouted Sebek.

“Of course she is!! Why else would she wear the uniform you tore!!” shouted Deuce furious.

“We... um...” said Silver, agasped.

“What’s going on here?” asked Azul, walking towards us with Floyd and Jade following

The three of them were shocked to see me like this on the floor. Their shock then turned into anger.

“I’m sorry, but this is a place for gentlemen. If you can’t behave yourselves and respect our workers I’m afraid I must ask you to leave,” said Azul.

“I’m sorry, but we can’t have you ruining our work environment,” said Jade calmly, but it was easy to see he was angry.

“You have some nerve coming here ruining our party and messing with Little Shrimp,” said Floyd angry.

“You’re wrong! We just-” said Silver trying to walk closer to you.

You immediately brought your hands to your face, but something felt wrong. You started coughing like crazy into your hands to see blood. All of a sudden your heart started going crazy beating and you couldn’t breathe. You then collapsed onto the ground.

“(Y/N)!!!” shouted all your friends before everything.

When you woke you were in the infirmary all alone. You had tubes in your arm connected to an IV and an EKG. You noticed that you were out of your maid uniform and were in a hospital gown. You looked around and saw no one, but you were surrounded by tons of gifts. You suddenly heard a creaking sound of a door opening and (Y/B/F) came out.

“(Y/N)!!!” shouted (Y/B/F), sprinting over to you.

He hugged and began crying all over you.

“What happened?” you asked.

Your throat hurted.

“You had a heart attack that went along with your serious heart ache. Also when you screamed your throat started bleeding,” he said.

He handed you a nice hot mug of milk with honey for your throat. You’ve been unconscious for three days and the whole school was talking about you. You looked down at your blankets sad that you caused an up stir.

#lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland #lilia x reader #malleus x reader #lilia & malleus x reader #abused reader #frail body

[asknarashikari]

---Keiwa was forcibly entered into the main Rider's chat, and coincidentally, Houtaro was kicked out of it...---

Emu: Hello, Keiwa-kun, looks like you're the visitor for the day in this chat.

Keiwa: Hojo-sensei!

Keiwa: This always happens a lot huh?

Shinnosuke: Pretty much. Just expect something to come at anyone's expense, either yours or someone you know.

Shoutaro: Especially from the Pink menace himself.

Tsukasa: Its Magenta! Ma-gen-ta!

Haruto: Oh shut up, its been pink, always.

Tsukasa: Now that I have everyone's attention...

Tsukasa: Tycoon.

Shinnosuke: Oh boy.

Keiwa: Please don't let it be bad...

Tsukasa: It's a good thing you didn't end up in this position when you got kidnapped huh?

Eiji: Oi! Decade!

Emu: Di-kei-do.

Emu: I hope you remember, Houtaro-kun is in this chat.

Daiki: Natsumi here, I used Daiki's credentials to kick Hotarou out of this group chat temporarily.

Daiki: Tsukasa, If I wasn't busy patching up Yuusuke now, you would have been in a keeling 20times over with my family's secret technique.

Tsukasa: Thank you, Natsumikan.

Tsukasa: Besides, Tycoon's censoring code should work and not let Gotchard catch wind of this conversation

ikki: Keiwa?

Keiwa: ... *blushes in embarrassment*

Ace: Tycoon, what happened.

Tsukasa: Oh my Gaim!

Keiwa: I woke up when they were arguing how to keep me captive...

Keiwa: Aah mou! I'm not answering that question, I was fine when I forgot all about that time in my life!

Tsukasa: Oh, this is golden! Let's add in someone here.

Michinaga: What?

Tsukasa: Buffa, did you or did you not argue whether to put Tycoon in this situation?

Michinaga: Haaaa?!

Ace: Buffa, answer the question.

Michinaga: We argued, Nadge Sparrow and Archimedel wanted to use him for Jamato experiments.

Michinaga: Beroba wanted to put him on display while everyone else fought.

Ace: And you?

Michinaga: I didn't vote for either of them.

Michinaga: Archimedel and Nadge-Sparrow could've used the blood that Tycoon spilled after he got defeated by the submerging Jamato.

Michinaga: It'd be too much work to display him like a trophy so I voted to put him in a cage.

Ace: How pretty logical.

Tsukasa: thank you for your input, Buffa.

Tsukasa: What do you think, Hakubi...

Sara: Excuse me, while I buy a bow and arrow to shoot some birds, maybe even some bulls.

Keiwa: Nee-chan?

Ikki: Keiwa?

Ace: Probably trying to convince Sara-san not to go through with the her plans.

Emu: it makes sense.

Ryotaro: I kept silent because I think Keiwa-kun can handle this, but as family, I do not like what you did to him, Tsukasa-san.

Wataru: Right, your sister married into the Sakurais... even if it was undone.

Ryotaro: I do not appreciate an attack on my family like that, Tsukasa-san.

Tsukasa: I wasn't attacking your family, Den-O.

Tsukasa: I was simply pointing out how lucky he was for not ending up like OOO in that TV special they made awhile back.

Keiwa:...

Keiwa: Onore Dickeido! I was fine forgetting everything that happened.

Keiwa: And you just had to wrestle those memories to the surface!

Keiwa: What's worse is that you involved my sister in this.

Keiwa: Listen here you pompous pink-clad menace, and listen closely.

Keiwa: If you take jabs at my expense, and involve my sister in them, you better pray to Gaim to Geats to Saber that I don't grab your pink camera, that you are too incompetent to operate and slice it to pieces and force feed them to your mouth wide open and then unravel your films and wrap them around your neck.

Emu: ...

Touma: ...

Shinnosuke: ...

Ryotaro: ...

Wataru: ...

Ikki: ...

Ace: ...

Ace: I'm getting the feeling that you held back in our fight, Tycoon.

Keiwa: What do you think, Ace? I had my sword sheathed after getting it the second time.

Emu: Onore Dickeido!

Shinji: Onore Dickeido!

Shinnosuke: Onore Dickeido!

----

Took inspiration from akrikaiandhyotei/franzfran's threat that Aruto made for Rider Group Chat Misadventures.

...It's always the quiet ones indeed

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[ 𝚛𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚊'𝚜 𝚝𝟷 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊 ] 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗

THE LAST VD. FINALLY. we're very close to the end of trial 1, now there's only riku and reina's interrogation + their trial results left.

thank you so much for all your support btw! it's still so hard for me to believe that someone would find these guys interesting enough to read all of this 😭💖💕

(divider link)

(door opens)

Eiji: Hello, Prisoner 010.

Reina: Oh! Hello there, Guard-san! Can't believe it's already time for my interrogation! So excited~

Miki: .. Y-you're excited for your own interrogation?

Reina: Of course! I'd love to answer any of your questions.

Reina: Ehehe, it's kinda like.. I don't know, spending the night talking to your friends and getting to know each other better.

Reina: I miss that feeling, not gonna lie.

Eiji: .. I'm glad that you're the last prisoner. You all are way too weird for me to understand.

Eiji: Well, it's not like I want to understand you. I just have to learn more about your crime and then I can vote you guilty without feeling like I've made a mistake.

Reina: Oh, don't worry about that, Guard-san.

Reina: You don't even need to interrogate me to understand why you should vote me guilty.

Eiji: Yeah, sure, you've been talking about how dangerous you are since you got here.

Reina: Well, I am dangerous. You're literally talking to a serial killer right now-

Eiji: Anyway, Prisoner 010, Himura Reina. 20 years old, unemployed.

Eiji: Huh. So you're not even a college student or anything like that?

Reina: Nope. I don't see why someone like me should get an education.

Reina: Also, from what Eiko-chan and Yurika-chan have told me, it sounds very hard. I don't wanna go through something like that.

Reina: We only live once after all. So I wanna spend my life having fun with the people I love~

Miki: Oh, what do you do for fun, Himura-san?

Reina: Kill people, steal their stuff or maybe just beat them up!

Miki: O-oh.

Eiji: And.. you really do it just for fun?

Reina: Yep.

Reina: What, did you expect me to have a deep and tragic reason for it?

Reina: Sorry, I don't have one.

Reina: Oh, I can come up with one right now though! Let's see..

Miki: U-um, sorry, Himura-san, but..

Miki: I still think that you most likely do have a reason to act like that.

Reina: Really? Why?

Miki: Well.. I believe that when someone does a bad thing, they always have some kind of reason to do it.

Miki: Even when they think they don't have it.

Miki: Because.. If everything was fine, if they had nothing to worry about and if they had no problems at all, why would they go this far? Why would they do something so horrible?

Miki: And even if it's "just for fun", it probably just means that maybe there's something wrong with their mental state or the way they see the world.

Miki: So.. Even if you're someone who probably deserves to be punished, I still want to understand you.

Reina: .. Huh.

Reina: *laughs*

Reina: You sure are funny.

Reina: Sorry, but again, I really don't think I had a reason to do all those things.

Reina: My life was perfect. I wouldn't say I come from a rich family, but we certainly had a lot of money. Both of my parents are alive and well. I have a lot of friends and all of them love me and see me as their leader.

Reina: So like, I don't really have a sad backstory or anything like that.

Eiji: .. Hey.

Eiji: When did you start committing all these crimes? And why?

Reina: Ohhh, that's a nice question, Guard-san! Let me think..

Reina: Hm.. I think I was like 16 or something? I just thought that stealing something from an annoying old lady would be funny.

Eiji: I see. And what did you do with that thing?

Reina: It was a pretty expensive necklace and I gave it to my mom as a birthday gift. I forgot to get something for her, so I thought it would be perfect. And I was right.

Reina: She had no idea where I got the money to buy it, so she just assumed I picked it for her and my dad bought it. He also forgot to get a gift for her, so he played along, but he did yell at me after that.

Reina: So ungrateful..

Miki: So you did have a reason to do it.

Reina: What do you mean? I just told you that I did it for fun! I didn't have any reason-

Miki: You said you found that old lady annoying, right? Did she do something bad to annoy you?

Reina: .. I guess she just didn't like kids. She hated seeing me and my little brother play together, so..

Miki: See? You did have a reason to steal something from her, Himura-san. You didn't just do it because you thought it would be "funny".

Miki: You got mad at that old woman and you stole that necklace from her. It's like.. you tried to "protect yourself" from her in some way? Maybe your little brother too.

Reina: ...

Reina: Haha.. Wow, you really should become a therapist.

Miki: Um, is that a compliment?..

Miki: Oh, by the way, what was your relationship with your little brother like? I'm assuming you two got along well, since your life was so great and-

Reina: Oops, sorry, can't tell you! I've said that I will answer any of your questions, but a cool criminal always has to have at least some secrets~

Eiji: Now you're acting even more suspicious.

Eiji: Okay, fine, if you're a serial killer, describe all of your murders right now. I'm listening.

Reina: Huh? What's with the sudden change of topic?

Eiji: I'm waiting, Reina.

Reina: Uh, f-fine! Let's see..

Reina: Okay, I think I committed my first murder when I was 17? Yeah, I think it was my classmate. Haha, I hated her so much..

Miki: .. Himura-san, I'm sorry, but the way you talk about your crimes is very strange to me.

Reina: What do you mean by that, Miki-chan?

Miki: U-um, actually, I'm also a guard, so-

Reina: Haha, I know, I know, sorry. You're just very cute, that's all.

Eiji: "That's like.. the second prisoner in a row. What's with them complimenting her all of a sudden?"

Eiji: "They're just trying to make her vote them innocent, aren't they?"

Miki: Well.. You talk about them like you don't remember them that well.

Miki: I can understand talking like that about minor crimes, but murders..

Reina: When you're a serial killer like me, you eventually stop counting and caring about your victims.

Reina: Of course, I don't remember most of my murders now.

Miki: !

Miki: This is it!

Miki: Himura-san, if you don't care about how many murders you've committed, then why do you keep mentioning how dangerous and scary you are?

Miki: Why do you keep saying that we should vote you guilty if you don't even care about your crimes?

Miki: I'll take Chiba-san as an example. She wanted us to vote her guilty because she was tired of people saying that her crime was "a good thing".

Miki: And most prisoners here want us to vote them innocent because they care about their crimes. They either know that they've done something wrong, but they're too scared of the consequences, or they think that they were in the right and they refuse to admit that they've done something bad.

Miki: If you don't even care about your crimes, then surely you won't mind us voting you innocent, right? I mean, those crimes don't even matter to you..

Reina: ...

Eiji: .. You've got nothing to say, huh?

Miki: That means you do care about your crimes, Himura-san. You probably care about them most than any other prisoners care about their own murders.

Miki: I just.. I can't believe that you can walk around and call yourself a murderer so proudly, but also refuse to talk about your murders whenever someone asks you about them. Or you just try to come up with something right after hearing the question.

Miki: If you've committed so many crimes and you've been killing people since you were only 17 years old, then why did they make you come to Milgram only now?

Reina: ...

Miki: Say something now, Himura-san. Please.

Reina: .. Wow, you sure are smart!

Miki: I MEANT "SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR CRIMES"!

Miki: ...

Miki: .. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm so-

Eiji: It's okay, Guard 002. Good job.

Eiji: Let me handle this.

Eiji: (to Reina) So, do you have anything to say about your last victim? You know, maybe that last murder of yours will help us figure out why you're here.

Reina: .. Haha, sure!

Reina: Let me think-

Eiji: Stop thinking, Prisoner 010. Just say it. Just tell us the truth.

Eiji: Stop trying to evade the question.

Reina: It was a kid.

Miki: .. What?

Reina: Oh, sorry, he wasn't as young as Asahi-kun.

Reina: He was fifteen, actually.

Reina: And I killed him! I killed him just because this is how cruel I am!

Eiji: Give us more details. How did it happen?

Reina: .. I think this should be enough though.

Reina: Like, come on, Guard-san, I literally told you that I killed a child! Do it, vote me guilty!

Reina: This is such an easy decision, you don't even have to think twice about it!

Reina: So go on and do it! Do it!

(bell rings, machinery sounds)

Eiji: .. You're the last prisoner we're interrogating, by the way.

Reina: Ehehe, well, I hope you still have some energy left. You also have to watch my video, right?

Reina: So please make sure to watch it closely~ You will see all the horrible crimes I've committed.. I'm so excited!

Miki: .. If you really were so excited, you would just tell us everything right now.

Reina: Um.. Well, where's the fun in that?

Reina: It's your job to figure out what actually happened! So I trust you will do the right decision.

Reina: .. You will vote me guilty, right?

Eiji: Who knows.

Reina: Huh?

Reina: But.. Guard-san, aren't you the one who's obsessed with punishing criminals and all that?

Reina: Look at me! Look at me, I'm the worst murderer here! I definitely deserve to-

Eiji: Maybe the best punishment for you would be being voted innocent and living with the knowledge that you've done something wrong and you can't go back.

Eiji: Miki, how about you try saying the line this time?

Eiji: I'm a little tired of it, to be honest.

Miki: Um.. O-okay!

Miki: Prisoner 010, Reina, sing your sins!

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#at least we have some info about her victim now :'D #ALSO YAY THE GUARDS ARE GETTING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. EVEN EIJI DOES #don't worry he still hates all prisoners and wants them dead <3 #also i just wanted this vd to really feel like.. the last one. like eiji finally agrees that maybe they should vote someone innocent #(even if it's only as a punishment) and miki is the one who says “sing your sins” this time #🎤 voice dramas! 🎤 #🗡️guard 001: sanada eiji 🗡️ #🌼guard 002: andou miki 🌼 #🎭prisoner 010: himura reina🎭 #milgram #milgram oc #milgram project

[faithlesscompanion]

are you scared? are you sick? i'm not scared. are you good? yeah, can i have a moment, please? just fuck off. i just need a... moment. i wanna think. okay. uh, think about what? whether you want us to keep the company, or hand it over to tom and that piece of shit who killed our dad? uh, i might have changed my mind. what the fuck? i'm good for this company. i-i’m good for us, you know, we all vote, we keep control. if we don’t, everything’s over, forever. uh-huh. here’s the thing. i am like a cog built to fit only one machine. like, if you don’t let me do this…. i mean, it- it’s the one thing i know how to do. well, it’s not all about you. i know. yeah, you are not the most important one. i- i don’t think i am. yes, you do. you do, you do. you fucking do. you do. but, shiv, honestly, it’s so fucking crazy not to just let me now. i mean, it- it’s stupid. we, we all get something here. i mean, you’re voting against yourself. you realize that? shiv, listen. please, i beg you.

i can do this. i don’t think you’d be good at it. what? i don’t, i don’t — i don’t even believe you. i don’t. i don’t think that you would be good at this. for fucks sake, shiv! i mean, for fucks sake! this doesn’t make, like, logic. where’s the logic? no, i just don’t think you’d be good at it. i feel like, if i don’t get to do this… i feel like… that’s it. like, i might — i might… like i might die. shiv, can we go in that room? can you just vote? please. please. you can’t be ceo. you can’t, because you killed someone.

what do you - which? which? wait, what do you mean “which”? like what, you’ve killed so many people you forgot which one? that — that’s not an issue. that didn’t happen. wait, it didn’t? as in what? it — it’s just a thing i said. it’s a thing i said. i made it up. you made it up? i- it was a difficult time for us, and i think, i — yknow, whatever, mussed up something from nothing because i — i just — i wanted for us all to bond at a difficult moment. wait, it was a move? no, not — there was a kid. there was that kid, but —- so there was a kid? i had like, a toke and a beer and not… i didn’t even get in the car. it’s not…. hold on. what? the fuck? i felt bad, and i false-memoried it. like, i’m totally clean. i can do this. wait. did it happen or did it not happen? it did not happen. it did not happen. i wasn’t even there. it did not happen. dude. fucking vote for me. just please. vote for me. shiv, vote for me. no. yes! no. shiv, don’t do this. you can’t do this, shiv! no. no. absolutely not, man, absolutely not. no. why? no — why? i love you. i… really, i love you, but i cannot fucking stomach you.

this is fucking disgusting. it’s disgusting. it’s disgusting? you’re disgusting! you’re fucking heartless! what? it’s fucking nuts! it doesn’t even make any sense. i’m the eldest boy! i am the eldest boy! you’re not. and you know, it — this — it mattered to him. he wanted this to go on. well, she’s the bloodline though. what? i’m the bloodline, we’re all the fucking bloodline. no, i just mean if you’re gonna play that card, dad’s view was yours weren’t real. what the fuck did you just say? well, just not “real” real. rome… well, that’s just what dad said. i’m just saying what dad said. well, don’t say it, you fucking cuck. they are a pair of randos. one is a buy-in, the other is half rava, half some filing-cabinet guy, right? what the fuck? let go of him! the fuck did you say? the fuck are you doing? the fuck did you say? fucks sake. you have no kids. shiv, no, don’t do this! shiv, don’t do this. okay, hold on a second. get the fuck off me! she’s fucking pregnant, you piece of shit. get off me. jesus christ! are you fucking kidding me?

shiv, no! wait. shiv, wait! fuck you. can you just fucking leave her? fucking child. let’s hit, let’s hit frank. we can still do this. bullshit, man. come on, it’s fucking nothing. stop. no, there’s something here, there’s an angle. no, no, it’s fuck-all, man. it’s bits of glue, and broken shows, fucking phony news. come on. we have this. we can still do this, man. oh my god. man, it’s nothing. okay? it’s just nothing. it’s fucking nothing. stop it! no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. yeah. hey, we are bullshit. we are not bullshit. we are bullshit. you are bullshit. you’re fucking bullshit, man. i’m fucking bullshit, she’s bullshit. it’s all fucking nothing, man. i’m telling you this because i know it, okay? we’re nothing. okay. okay.

#succession #kendall roy #shiv roy #roman roy #sick and crying

[obey-me-transcript]

Lesson 1-10

Leviathan: How about this? I vote for YOU to die, Mammon.

Mammon: D'ah...! Levi...

Mammon: ...Uh, l-listen up, human! This here is Leviathan, the Avatar of Envy. He's the third oldest of us brothers.

Mammon: Since his name's sorta hard to say, you can just call him Levi! Okay then, let's move on.

Leviathan: Mammon, give me back my money. Then go crawl in a hole and die.

Mammon: Come on, I told you I'd get it to you! I just need a little more time. ...And you still want me to die even after I give it back? That's real harsh, Levi!

Leviathan: You need a little more time? How much more?

Mammon: A little more, okay?! A little more means a little more!

Leviathan: You've been telling me that for the last 200 years, Mammon.

Mammon: Hey, no! It hasn't been 200 years! It's been 260! Get it right, Levi!

Leviathan: Unbelievable. Seriously Mammon, you're--

Mammon: I'm what? Scum? Is that what you're gonna say?

Leviathan: -you're a lowlife and a waste of space.

Mammon: Hey! Come on, that's even worse!

Leviathan: Whatever... Just give me back my money.

Leviathan: I need it to buy the Blu-ray box set of Journey to the Devildom: The Tale of a Little She-Devil and Her Reluctant Companion.

Leviathan: The initial round of copies includes promotional tickets to a live event as a special bonus.

Mammon: I've got no idea what you're even talking about, Levi, but it doesn't matter! Because I don't have any money to give you. How am I supposed to give you back money I don't have, huh?!

Leviathan: So then, you're telling me you refuse to pay me back?

Mammon: ...What? You looking for a fight, is that it?

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MC: So then, you actually are a lowlife, Mammon?

Mammon: Hey! Don't call me a lowlife!

Mammon: Listen, human. You remember my advice from before about what to do when demons attack? Well, you're about to witness that for real. So...

Mammon: ...time for you to die, because if it's either you or me, it ain't gonna be me!

Leviathan: Hold on. I thought your advice was to either run away or-

Leviathan: ...Wh...dammit, Mammon! That ass...he ran off...!

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MC - Defend Mammon (+ affection from Mammon)

Leviathan: What's the deal with this human you've got here with you?

Leviathan: Are they your newest sponsor or something?

Mammon: Wha... no! I'd need someone rich enough to support me. Don't be crazy.

Mammon: Though now that I think about it... Levi, I'm pretty sure this one likes to collect the same stuff that you do. I bet you'd kill to have some of the stuff in MC's collection.

Mammon: You know what I'm talking about... those doll things you always buy. What do you call 'em again?

Leviathan: Figurines.

Mammon: Yeah, those!

Leviathan: So, you also collect figurines?

Leviathan: Which ones? Ooh, do you have any of the main characters from Battle Princess Brigade? Or Girls Only, or Diamond Dust?

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MC: Yep. I do, actually.

Leviathan: OH, NO WAY! NO WAAAAY...! You're SO lucky! Ugh, the human world sounds AMAZING! I'm sooooo jealous!

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MC: Nope.

Leviathan: ...

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MC: Sorry, I don't follow you.

-no special dialog-

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Leviathan: ...Hold on a second!

Leviathan: You've got to be kidding me...! That ass Mammon ran off!

Leviathan: Do you realize what happened? Mammon used you as a distraction to get away from me. ...Or maybe I should say he used you as a sacrifice.

Leviathan: I'll admit that Mammon is one of the scummiest scumbags you'll ever meet...a total lowlife. But still, that was pretty much dump of you letting him use you like that.

Leviathan: *sigh* This is EXACTLY why humans are-

Leviathan: ...Wait a second. Humans...yes, that's it... Suddenly, I've got an idea.

Leviathan: Listen, are you free right now? Of course you are. You've gotta be, right?

Leviathan: You know what? Never mind. Either way, you're coming with me.

#obey me shall we date #obey me transcript #lesson 1-10

[bi-disaster-kit-herondale]

Shadowhunter ships told by Fearless (tv) and Lover

this one’s for the swifties :)

yes there are a lot but i promise it’s worth it

come in with the rain ~ Tessa & Will

“Just know I’m right here hoping that you’ll come in with the rain. I’ve watched you so long, screamed your name. I don’t know what else I can say. I’ll leave my window open.”

bye bye baby ~ Kit & Ty

“I still love you but I can’t. Bye-bye to everything I thought was on my side. Bye-bye baby. I want you bad, but it’s come down to nothing. And all I have is your sympathy ‘cause you took me home, but you just couldn’t keep me”

hey stephen ~ Clary & Jace

“I can’t help it if you look like an angel. Can’t help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain, so come feel this magic I’ve been feeling since I met you. Can’t help it if there’s no one else”

i think he knows ~ Cecily & Gabriel

“He got my heartbeat skipping down 16th Avenue. Got that, ah, I mean wanna see what’s under that attitude, like I want you, bless my soul. And I ain’t gotta tell him, I think he knows”

cruel summer ~ Lucie & Jesse

“And I snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer just to seal my fate. And I screamed for whatever it’s worth ‘I love you,’ ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”

paper rings ~ Magnus & Alec

“Kiss me twice ‘cause it’s gonna be alright. Three times ‘cause I’ve waited my whole life. I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings uh-huh, that’s right. Darling, you’re the one I want”

fearless ~ Julian & Emma

“In this moment now, capture it, remember it. ‘Cause I don’t know how it gets better than this. You take my hand and drag me head first, fearless. And I don’t know why but with you I’d dance in a storm in my best dress, fearless.”

jump then fall ~ Gideon & Sophie

“You got the keys to me. I love each freckle on your face, oh. I’ve never been so wrapped up, honey. I like the way you’re everything I ever wanted. I had time to think it over, and all I can say is come closer.”

forever and always (piano version) ~ Maia & Jordan

“I was there when you said, “forever and always”. Was I out of line? Did I say something way too honest, made you run and hide, like a scared little boy. I looked into you eyes, thought I knew you for a minute, now I’m not so sure.”

false god ~ Jem & Tessa

“But we might just get away with it. Religion’s in your lips. Even if it’s a false god, we’d still worship. We might just get away with it. The altar is my hips. Even if it’s a false god, we’d still worship this love.”

miss americana & the heartbreak prince ~ Simon & Izzy

“Oh, I just thought you should know, you should know, it’s you and me. There’s nothing like this Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince. We’re so sad, we paint the town blue. Voted most likely to run away with you. And I don’t want you to go.”

we were happy ~ Cordelia & James

“When it was good baby, it was good, baby. We showed ‘em all up. No one could touch the way we laughed in the dark. Talking ‘bout your daddy’s farm we were gonna buy someday. And we were happy.”

the archer ~ Alastair & Thomas

“Help me hold onto you. I’ve been the archer. I’ve been the prey. Screaming, who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay? ‘Cause they see right through me. They see right through me.”

the other side of the door ~ Mark & Kieran

“I said, “Leave”, but all I really want is you to stand outside my window, throwin’ pebbles screamin’ “I’m in love with you”. Wait there in the pourin’ rain, comin’ back for more. And don’t you leave.”

fifteen ~ Cristina & Diego

“When you’re 15 and somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them. And when you’re 15 and your first kiss makes your head spin ‘round, well in your life you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team.”

it’s nice to have a friend ~ Bat & Maia

“Sun sinks down, no curfew, 20 questions, we tell the truth. You been stressed out lately, yeah, me too. Something gave you the nerve to touch my hand. It’s nice to have a friend.”

afterglow ~ Anna & Ariadne

“It’s all me, just don’t go, meet me in the afterglow. Tell me that you’re still mine, tell me that we’ll be just fine. Even when I lose my mind. I need to say, tell me that it’s not my fault. Tell me that I’m all you want, even when I break your heart.”

lover ~ Diana & Gwyn

“And there’s a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear. Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years? Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close, forever and ever? And ah, take me out, and take me home.”

don’t you ~ Matthew & Cordelia

“My heart knows what the truth is. I swore I wouldn’t do this. But don’t you, don’t you smile at me and ask me how I’ve been. Don’t you say you’ve missed me if you don’t want me again. You don’t know how much I feel, I love you still.”

white horse ~ Jessamine & Nate

“Stupid girl, I should’ve known, I should’ve known. That I’m not a princess, this ain’t a fairytale. I’m not the one you’ll sweep of her feet, lead her up the stairwell. This ain’t Hollywood, this is a small town. I was a dreamer before you went and let me down.”

forever and always ~ Magnus & Camille

“You looked me in the eye and told me you loved me. Were you just kidding? ‘Cause it seems to me this thing is breaking down, we almost never speak. I don’t feel welcome anymore.”

tell me why ~ Alastair & Charles

“You tell me that you want me, and cut me down. Well, I’m sick and tired of your reasons. I’ve got no one to believe in. You ask me for my love, then you push me around.”

the way i loved you ~ Emma & Julian

“And you were wild and crazy. Just so frustrating, intoxicating, complicated. Got away by some mistake and now… I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain. It’s 2am and I’m cursing your name. So in love that I acted insane. And that’s the way I loved you.”

mr. perfectly fine ~ Cordelia & James

“It’s such a shame. ‘Cause I was Ms. “Here to stay”, Now I’m Ms. “Gonna be alright, someday”. And someday, maybe you’ll miss me, but by then, you’ll be Mr. “Too late”. Goodbye, Mr. “Perfectly fine” How’s your heart after breaking mine?”

cornelia street ~ Tessa & Will

“I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends. I’d never walk Cornelia Street again. That’s the kind of heartbreak time could never mend. I’d never walk Cornelia Street again. And baby, I get mystified by how this city screams your name.”

daylight ~ Jem & Tessa

“I don’t wanna look at anything else now that I saw you. (I can never look away) I don’t wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you. (Things will never be the same) I’ve been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night. (Now I’m wide awake).”

death by a thousand cuts ~ Ty & Kit

“And what once was ours is no one’s now. I see you everywhere the only thing we share is this small town. You said it was a great love, one for the ages. But if the story’s over, why am I still writing pages? ‘Cause saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts. Flashbacks waking me up.”

change ~ Charlotte & Henry

“Because these things will change. Can you feel it now? These walls they put up to hold us back will fall down. It’s a revolution, the time will come for us to finally win. And we’ll sing hallelujah.”

today was a fairytale ~ Gabriel & Cecily

“Nothing made sense ‘til the time I saw your face. Today was a fairytale. Time slows down, whenever you’re around, yeah. But can you feel this magic in the air? It must have been the way you kissed me. Fell in love when I saw you standing there.”

love story ~ Helen & Aline

“I close my eyes and the flashbacks start, I’m standing there. On a balcony in summer air. See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns. See you make your way through the crowd, and say “Hello”. Little did I know.”

breathe ~ Magnus & Alec (tw: page. 511)

“And we know it’s never simple, never easy. Never a clean break, no one here to save me. You’re the only thing I know like the back of my hand. And I can’t breathe without you.”

soon you’ll get better ~ Jace & Clary

“I’ll paint the kitchen neon, I’ll brighten up the sky. I know I’ll never get it, there’s not a day that I won’t try. And I say to you… Ooh-ah soon, you’ll get better. Ooh-ah, soon you’ll get better. Ooh-ah, soon you’ll get better. ‘Cause you have to.”

you belong with me ~ Cordelia & James

“And you’ve got a smile that can light up this whole town, I haven’t seen it in a while since she brought you down. You say, “You’re fine”, I know you better than that. Hey, what you doing with a girl like that?”

sorry about all the angst but i’m sure y’all can tell which parts of the story the songs apply to. if you’ve made it this far i love you.

#cassandra clare #the last hours #chain of iron #kit herondale #the dark artifices #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #kitty tda #wessa #jessa #herongraystairs #jemma #blackstairs #clace #malec #jordelia #the infernal devices #the mortal instruments #alec lightwood #magnus bane #james herondale #cordelia herondale #ty blackthorn #clary fairchild #jem carstairs #tessa gray #jace herondale #gabrily #thomastair #sizzy

[redsoul-writing]

Chapter 4 - Unforseen

DISCLAIMER: I OWN THE PLOT AND ONLY THE PLOT

Previous parts

A/N: hi hi, yeah, remember when I said I wouldn't post anymore long chapters? I lied. I'm sorry! I just really wanna get this part over with because I feel like this is dragging on, and might bore some readers. Also, thank you so much for the votes and the follow! :) it means a lot since I thought nobody was enjoying this. I'm glad At least someone liked it! Really boosts my motivation to continue writing.

"And...that should be the last of my stuff." Y/n placed her journal in her bag.

"...You...You're taking a journal, jewelry, and some garments?" Ana raised a brow.

"I took money too!" Y/n smiled."I don't get why you need a pole though..." Ana huffed "It's my weapon." Y/n answered

"...A wooden pole? Where did you even get that?"

"I found it in the guards' pile of broken spears. Luckily it's just the iron part that broke off."

'I don't know if I should be proud or concerned..' The brunette sweat dropped. "What about clothes?"

"I can always buy those when I get there." y/n protested

Ana gave up.

*Knock knock*

"Come in!" y/n stuffed the bag under her bed.

"Miss y/n, Miss Ana, the Lady has ordered us to help you get ready." The maid opened the door.

"Thanks, Trish. I'll be there." Ana smiled

Trish only winked before stepping out.

*shut*

"...So, this is goodbye, isn't it?" Ana looked over at her sister

"Yeah...I'll miss you, Ana." Y/n reached for a hug

"I'll miss you too." Ana started tearing up.

"Aw, don't gush..."

"I'm serious! y/n, you are my only real family." She let go. "Those three only care for themselves."

"Thank god you didn't turn out like them, right?" y/n laughed, her eyes watering. "Stop crying."

"You're crying!" Ana jabbed her arm.

They sat there blinking and couldn't help but laugh.

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Ana POV:

'Alright, breathe, you're only about to lie to the entire manor...at least I've got Trish and Jade..'

I looked at them. Trish mouthed 'You got this!'

'Thanks, I totally feel better.'

*Inhale*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THEIF!! SOMEONE HELP!"

A guard ran in. "Are you alright, miss?!"

"She fainted!" Trish kneeled to her.

"Which way did he go?!" A couple more guards ran inside.

"Over there!" Jade pointed.

...

"Hey, they're gone now." Jade whispered,

I opened my eyes, only to be greeted by zero personal space.

"Woah!"

"Sorry Ana!" Jade helped her up.

"Guys, come look at this!" Trish whisper-yelled, looking out the window.

Scurrying over to the window, we were met with a suspicious maiden jumping from tree to tree.

"Can she be any more suspicious??"I facepalmed.

"Well, she did say she'd be running, not sneaking..hehe.." Jade let out a nervous chuckle.

"I'm as shocked as you are..." I could only help but stare

My heart dropped at what I saw. "T-Trish...Is that the ship I think it is..?"

"Hm?" She gasped as her eyes landed on the ship

"What's wrong with the ship?" Jade raised a brow

"That's the one that makes those deals with Ms. Noron!" Trish shouted in a whisper.

I opened the window,

"Ana?" Jade glanced at me.

..And I acted without thinking.

*Thump*

"Ana!" The girls yelled as I landed on my hands and knees.

"I have to warn her!" I ran as fast as my legs would allow me.

The greenery just blended together.

*Pant* "Y/N!!" *Pant* "Y/NNN!!"

'She's so far, but I see her! If I could just–!'

*trip*

"Ugh...I have to...get up!" Steadying myself, I met an unsettling face.

"Why, hello there. Don't you look like a million beli?" The man didn't wait for an answer.

"Huh– Wait! Don't touch me!-"

He just...

Took me.

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Y/n POV:

'Is that a ship? See Ana? I haven't lost all luck!'

I started bolting towards the ship, striding faster than I ever had. Freedom is just a couple feet away!

'Crap!' I skid to a halt, almost tumbling.

Two guys stood guard, one beside the entry, the other in front of the bush I hid behind.

'How am I gonna—wait he's right in front of me. I can just..'

*Bonk*

*thump*

"Don't take it personal.."

I grabbed his sword and snuck over to a different bush...and threw the sword.

*Clank*

Look, I'm out of options here.

The other guard heard the sword and turned his head.

" What was– What the hell?! Henry!" he ran over to him

As I watched him reach the unconscious Henry, I snuck over to the ship's entry. When I reached the door and looked inside, I didn't see any guards... just people. It was a bit strange to see but I didn't exactly have much time to think, I needed to find a place to hide, and quickly.

My eyes scanned the premises.

As soon as I found a ladder, I ran straight to it, but I think that alerted some people...

'Oh well, I'll be hidden soon enough.'

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Ana.

I woke up.

Where...wood walls...Planks...barely lit lanterns.

My hands are tied together.

As it donned on me, My heart dropped a second time tonight.

I'm on the ship.

Millions of questions flew around my mind. How did I get here? Have we left the shore? Is y/n here? Is she alright? Wait...am I going to be alright?

Then, what I heard snapped me out of my trance; "We're ready, Captain!"

That's the man that brought me in here...

"Set the sails!"

"Wait! Stop, No!" I shot up and ran towards the pirate I ran into earlier.

"You can't do this, please!" I clutched onto his arm.

"Get off me, girl! And don't tell me what to do!" The man pushed me back.

"My name is Ana Noron! I'm one of Lady Noron's daughters! You have to let me go!"

"Yeah, right! I've never heard of you." he pushed me down.

I panicked.

'This is happening. This is really happening!'

I lunged towards the entryway that was already shut.

"Let me out! I'm not supposed to be here!" I shouted as I tried slamming into the wood.

"Are you crazy?! We've already set sail! Sit down already!" Another pirate said

The two grabbed me and tossed me next to the other captives.

There's nothing I can do.

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Y/n.

I got bored. I had been sitting behind these crates for around five minutes since they set sail.

I sat up and peered my head above the crates. 'It won't hurt if I just... took a peek— what the hell?'

As I set my eyes on the people ahead. Mostly women and children, with few men among them. I realized that many were crying, some lacking emotion. And...they're tied up!

'No way, are these people getting kidnapped?'

I scanned the room. No pirates.

I climbed out of my small spot, into the open. Deeming it safe enough, I rushed over to the small crowd.

I started untying a lady, and it seems she finally noticed me, sobbing subsiding.

"W-who are you? How are you free?" Her voice croaked.

"I snuck in here. Don't worry, I'm going to help you." I signaled her to keep quiet, my finger over my lips.

"...Thank you. But how?" She worried

"It's impossible, there are so many pirates downstairs." The boy behind her raised his head. He looks about the same age as me, and well built.

"We can all take them if we work together." I started untying him.

"She's right." A woman intervened "We can't just sit here and accept whatever happens!"

"I guess. That Ana girl is probably the only one with the guts." Another man sighed

My head shot in his direction.

"Did you say Ana?" I tensed

"Huh? Yeah. I saw her screaming and banging against the entry before they moved us up here."

"Where is—" I was cut off by a scream.

"AAAAAAAH! GET OFF OF ME, NO! PLEASE!"

My eyes widened 'That sounds like..!'

"That's her again! What's going on?!" The woman I untied stood up.

I didn't think, I just ran. Ran towards the ladder.

"Hey— wait!" The guy I untied tried to stop me.

**Thump**

I landed on my feet. Everyone was looking at me.

"Hey! What are you doing untied?!" A guard clutched the hem of his sword.

Ana screamed again.

"DON'T TOUCH ME!"

I followed the voice to the doorway down the room.

Reaching the doorway, I saw a man grabbing Ana, and her trying to run. Tears were streaming down her pale, frightened face.

I stopped thinking.

I was furious.

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"Come on, I'm just tryna have some f-" the man who was grabbing Ana was cut short, as his head was slammed through the floor.

*slam*

As Ana's vision cleared, she crawled back.

"Y- Y/n!" She cried as she clutched onto her sister.

"Ana! Are you alright?!" The sister held her by her shoulders.

"I was so scared, Y/n! I'm so glad to see you!" Ana cried

"We're overtaking this ship." Y/n spoke

"Says who?!" A pirate lunged at the girls.

"Us!" The buy y/n untied earlier punched him out of the way.

The girls looked in shock.

"We decided to join you after all...and we brought help."

The rest of the adults appeared behind him, fighting the pirates with their strength in numbers.

"Good, we'll need it." She smiled and turned to run but stopped.

Ana and the guy looked in confusion.

"...What's your name?" Y/n scratched her head

She took him by surprise. "Lució."

Y/n smiled in return, "Y/n." Then she ran off.

#one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #dracule mihawk #sabo #portgas d ace

[presidentstalkeyes]

Stalkeyes Snippets: Low Grow

Mabel: "Yeesh. When did we turn into gross, hairy, stinky grown-ups?" Dipper: "Mabel, we're only 18. We're only, like, technically adults. We still can't buy alcohol. …But we can vote and buy guns in most states, soooo… dunno what's up with that." Mabel: "Blehhh. Not helping. Look at me, I'm huge. An' I had to shave this morning… shave! Can you imagine me shaving five years ago?" Dipper: "Way to rub it in," [idly flicks the sparse stubbles on his chin] "I swear you have even more body hair than me." Mabel: "Hehe, prob'ly. …Omigosh, what if…" Dipper: "What?" Mabel: "Okay, hear me out here. You've been chasin' weird stuff for five years now, but have'ya ever seen Bigfoot? No? PLOT TWIST - it was me all along!" Dipper: "Huh?" Mabel: "Yeah! With you gone, I'm totally just gonna go nuts and live in the woods, an' all this body hair's just gonna go 'whoooooooooooooop' an' I'll be the crazy Sasquatch lady of the wilds!" Dipper: "Hahaha! Heh… yeah, could be." Mabel: "An' who knows, maybe puberty's just been holdin' out on ya! Maybe you'll wake up one morning to find ya've turned into an EIGHT-FOOT-TALL MOUNTAIN MAN, with a beard that goes down to yer knees! An' then you'll go completely cray-cray tryin' to shave it all an' you'll come live with me in the woods, an' we can be BIGFOOT TWINS!"

Mabel would later write a children's book called 'Help! My Sister is Bigfoot!'

#Gravity Falls #Dipper Pines #Mabel Pines #Adult Dipper Pines #Adult Mabel Pines #Stalkeyes Snippets #Future Falls #This might become a new feature of mine because I kinda stopped all the other ones :V

[mad-raptorzzz]

I was just thinking again. Both my parents are pretty conservative. Like right wing voted for Trump send people back where they came from pronouns are fake conservative. But, even though they don’t exactly know my gender or sexual identity, they’ve always accepted me and my decisions.

For instance. Oh our daughter despises wearing dresses, I guess she can just wear pants to our parties that’s fine. Oh and she only likes playing with stereotypically boy toys (Legos, transformers, imaginex, tractors, dinosaurs) that’s fine. In fact let’s actively buy her those toys. Look at that, she likes hanging out in the mud and the creek with all the boys, that’s cool, better buy her some nice boots. Huh, that’s weird, she’s just not interested in dating anyone, but she’s got a lot of friends so that’s good.

They just didn’t question it. Supported me when I was younger, and still do now. Even if they don’t have all the info.

~Disclaimer: I know that the above list of toys and activities are not solely for boys. You can identify as whatever gender you want and still think transformers are cool. Because they are. They’re cars that you can turn into bloody robots. That’s sick as hell.

#Just a ramble #thanks mom and dad #With actual sincerity

[medicinemane]

Well, I'm getting to do therapy, ultra mega super fucking extreme edition for my mom today

She's having a fucking breakdown cause GOP cost cutting means medicaid is being a bitch and being like if you're on medicare you no longer qualify for medicaid unless you can work and then and only then will we let you do a buy in

It's bullshit, it sucks, it's a stupid and broken system and someone being on disability should count as any work, but she's having one of the most extreme fucking breakdowns of all time over it

Like we're talking going on about how it's all her fault that the cats died who were living in the trailer cause of how toxic she let that place become, or that she's an utterly selfish person... and I'm sat here having to find ways to spin shit because she puts me in a position where in order to get her functional... what? I say "yeah, pretty much"?

Then she's like "I apologize for anything I've ever done to you", not accepted and never will be. You're doing shit to me right this fucking second with this

There's no atonement and that's kind of tough shit, and maybe if you wanted atonement don't make me parent you right now

I'm having to talk her down from being suicidal, cause I'm fucking Machiavellian with shit and I need that disability check to keep coming in

She's crying and just having the biggest breakdown she's probably had since one of my worst memories which I'm actively working to suppress cause I can't deal with it right now. She's fucking going over the various ghost shit and apologizing for it, and it's like I don't fucking care, stop fucking trying to pure and make yourself the horror that made everything awful... you're pretending to take responsibility, but what you're really doing is demanding I absolve you of everything

You know, the shit she's saying and the shit I was saying yesterday aren't that different. We both think we're hugely worthless pieces of shit who are totally unlovable (and my grandma is probably to blame for both mindsets)

Difference is that for as much as I downplayed it and said it didn't even count as cleaning, I was fucking moving like 10 boxes around to try and get things in a state where I can figure out how to clean shit, where as she's a totally nonfunctional mess

Like as much as everyone seems to want to bitch about when I'm... literally just trying to share how not ok I'm doing as best I fucking can, even when I'm at my lowest I'm still trying to work on shit

...also, one thing that's different between her and me is I've never been emotionally incestuous with my kid to the point where the very concept of family makes them sick, made them be my parent, and am now forcing them to be my therapist despite the fact the emotionally engaging with them is one of the single most destructive things I can do

I don't know... I'm real shit today, I'm gonna have to be in the car for like 4 but really more like 6 hours with her cause of the way she drives, cause I've got to go see family today and it's gotta be today cause that's when my uncle's around

I'm basically... fucking animating myself, like I'm in that state where you're not letting yourself fall apart cause you gotta hold it together cause you don't have a choice (oh, and I haven't fucking slept cause right when I was gonna go to bed I got summoned to come play therapist)

I'm shit right now, and I was already in a bad way... and in fact I'm doing so badly that I can't even maintain my normal fucking facades and politeness... nope, turns out that's not true and in fact my facades run deeper than I do and I 100% am still not gonna say certain things

But yeah, it's a shit day, one of the worst in a while cause it's probably the worst my mom's been in like... two decades... so that's fucking great huh?

Bonus, this bullshit with medicaid has cut her therapy sessions

If anyone gets to be pissed at them it's me, and I fucking am pissed, they can go fuck themselves, and everyone who votes to cute medicaid can know that I personally dislike them immensely

Unlike my mom though I'm not a literal fucking 12 year old (not even kidding, her problem is she's emotionally still like 12 or 14, she's literally fucking stunted there). Unlike her... I fucking function even when I'm doing bad

But serious, I was awful yesterday, just absolutely one of my low points. Only reason maybe I seem better today is basically the emotional equivalent of adrenaline

I'd be falling apart right now except for the part where I never actually fall apart or have breakdowns

#mm tag so i can find things later #and frankly I have to keep biting back telling you all to go fuck yourselves on the grounds that I'm just... full of fucking anger right no #like just brimming with it and not able to let even a bit of it show #had to kick all my cats out because I really don't think I'm safe to be around right now #like I've got an extremely short fuse except for the fact I'm not allowed to blow my top #and frankly... I've got various reasons I'm pissed off... but as I said up there... can't actually fucking say what's on my mind #most I can do is gesture towards the thought of telling everyone to go fuck themselves #can't actually do it and wouldn't want to do it without explaining why #and turns out I can't explain why because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings #but yeah... I'm real bad and I'm probably only going to get worse here #but it's also kind of tough shit cause I gotta clean; I gotta learn to install a faucet... and apparently my mom's about to be down too #so... not that she really fucking ever helps even in prime condition; but I'm about to get even less help #so there it is; and frankly I doubt I'm gonna get a damn bit of support

[joelwindows7]

You gamers still in VRChat?

Alright, that's okay. There's been work needs to be done.

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(Script long overdue)

Okay. Maybe.. The script.., is uh.. complicated, right? You know, um.. Security is not easy. You don't want this system unexpectedly had system memory access, right? That'd be dangerous.

To this day.. Eh... So... Hehehe..

Idk man. Should I?.. No?... Coz I..

Why Easy Anti Cheat on Messenger?? What you don't know? They know. But again. They've ran too fond of it.

This is not how to respond to mods does it? Sure, eugenics come. But another comes to save the day, and then... Game over. Now idk will EAC solve it, coz in my CVR experience, we have limiters. How maximum count of things allowed. Not perfect, but.. It's there.

Same Unity, speaking of not perfect, mods still here. Just saying. Wanna move? Won't hurt to try, but remember. Ramen Script is not real yet. I know, made up name to be as similar with yours Udon#. Point is, you might have to program extra accesspries with provided CVR scripts. Yeah, esolang again huh? But that should he adequate. There's uh... Events of many kinds and to trigger what function, with argument what, variable buffers and events for it, etc. Should be adequate.

Harh

Right you might ask this question. VRChat has Suggestive tag. What's the matter with CVR?

Well you see, Suggestive, only do so much. You can have jiggle jiggly up you want, but must be clothed. You already know one slip ups intentional or not subjects you to your demise, bye bye friend I'll see you never.

Aaah, with ChilloutVR, it's different. After this, you have more PREMIUM OPTIONS 😏😏😏😏😏😏. Eeeh? Yess?? Of course uh.. Just 1 free DLC away, you're good to go.

Hirh

Premiums, speaking of. Might have to see difference again for VRC. But.. This once buy forever is basically for avatar, game modes, and community group.

That's it. that's all. in CVR, you just buy once, and you'll have it forever. and ever.

Patreon? If you want some events. .. and right now there's nothing, but you should be enough with that once buy.

That's all you need in ChilloutVR. No contest.

OwO What's this?!

This feature request as of right now is in progress!! We'll have scripting, gamers! And the time will shorts.

okay, idk should I be excited. iyeah!

by JOELwindows7 Perkedel Technologies CC4.0-BY-SA

#chilloutvr #cvr #vrc #vrchat

[survivor-marieta-islands]

Episode 11: "we plan and G-d (the new schoolers inability to keep it together) laughs"—Jinx

Amy

not jinx saying they felt abandoned at merge (aka when I left for my roadtrip) and that they were hearing things I was saying (mostly hairie lol from what jinx relayed) but I'm also like huh what did I say lol like the only one who knows anything of worth is raffy tbh like I haven't been online enough to be too messy but I have now today learned that talking to people generally counts as leaking information? Idk but I think jinx's worry was when ppl were asking me who I was close to I wasn't saying jinx every time but also I wouldn't? I don't give complete info to ppl I just start talking to but it's actually so funny i was just saying huh I don't think I've lied in this game like sure left out info but I have been so busy it's hard to like sit down and speak to each person in the unique ways for each personality. But *flips hair* I'd love to hear what the people are saying about me.

Trinica

Hairie got an idol 😭 and here I am, once again holding info I feel obligated not to share. Raffy will probably want to vote for Hairie or Arvin next I could tell Hairie if it's him and get him to idol out Zo maybe? We'll see.

I'm lowkey hinting to Brandi and Raffy that Hairie COULD have something just so they're like not overly confident about voting him out. But now they want to pool money to buy merch and I don't necessarily want to give up my money to give Raffy an idol...but I gotta be a team player!

Raffy

I’m so bad at hunting in this idol hunt.

Brandi

JAY WHAT IS GOING ON

Raffy

Now, I’m just fearful that Hairie has an idol which probably means he’s gonna idol me out cause I called him out in the alliance chat. Ah well. You do it to yourself sometimes. My plan now is just to target Arvin and see where that gets me. I don’t have the confidence to flush something out at this moment.

Amy

jinx threw a vote when where ahahahahahaha

anyway earlier I was just messing with hairie 's mind for entertainment talking in circles asking "how do you define leaky 🤔"

entertain me y'all 😭

Brandi

I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT

Amy

I didn't do well on that challenge but I tried lol

Congratulations Brandi and your husband's film degree 👏

Anyhoozits wouldn't it be fun to just stir up some chaos and see if I can survive

Zo

Now that Clefford is gone it feels like mayhaps we shall be returning to old yellers vs new kids on the block. With the even split i’m worried nobody will be organized enough to try and shake things up in time for tribal and we’ll end up with a tie vote. Maybe i’ll go start some drama for fun 😘

Trinica

Fuuuuuuuuuh--

I am STUCK in the middle with YOU!!!! You being Hairie, Brandi, and Raffy. My F4 that splintered because Hairie leaked so much then lied to Raffy about it (allegedly).

As we speak, Raffy is telling me to approach Jinx about voting for Zo. BUT Zo is finally talking game with me pre-tribal and wants to save Hairie. Who, incidentally, just got a SECOND idol, only this one is a cursed one and will reveal all the votes at tribal council when played. So he'll probably play it tonight, because Zo told him his name is out there. Which means tonight, I will be EXPOSED if I don't play this so so carefully.

I truly don't know what I'm gonna do tonight. I'm trying to put the vote back on Hairie, because if Zo is willing to work together for a bit, that's a good thing. And if Hairie has a successful idol play, and I need to vote him out, it'll be all the easier to do so later once he has a(n even bigger) target on his back. Plus I'm not ready for him to go now that he's being honest with me again. Then I vote Hairie, he plays his idol, he takes out...idk, Adeline maybe? And we move on from there, with me not looking like I'm playing both sides.

I wasn't trying to play both sides! Why do my allies always turn on each other!

Hairie

Scene It Challenge

This was the challenge I knew I could not win because it's just a tough one for me personally. What I did want out of this was to be in the top half so I can get some coins. AND THAT I DID.

Post Clefford vote

He gave me his snow globe, 35 coins, and some heartfelt words. I was genuinely shocked with the goodies and even more with the final words. Clefford I know you're a good person and I hope we can reconnect post game about this. Love you Kuya <3

Idol hunting

I already managed to snag an idol from the festival stand. So all that's left to do was find the other idol that is not in the marketplace. Today (5th September) got on call with Trinica to catch up and that we were worried no names are out there yet. While doing idol hunting live, I took a risk and it was REWARDING because I FOUND AN IDOL on my 4th hunt attempt. Like woah !!

And right on queue even when Zo (we've both not talk game at this point) came to me and said she's heard my name and wanted to keep me and work together. She also told me she's heard Arvin's name and that her name was also circulating out there. I was shock about her name.

Raffy then told me they've also heard Arvin's, my name and Zo's.

Oh I also bought a festival merch from Raffy and gifted it to him to repair our trust.

Quoting Zo's word: "Adeline is the one who told me and sort of alluded that trinica said it but i don’t think that would be true? "

Quoting Adeline from a couple of rounds ago: "I honestly hairie just don’t know what’s going on, and i feel pretty much like i can’t play with you or trinica individually because you’ve made it clear that you are a strong duo regardless of the tension, and that things will be leaked in between y’all. It doesn’t make me wanna be honest with either of you, it doesn’t make me feel like a valued number at all. And i said the same to trinica but i feel like I’m floating on a boat rn lol"

I of course immediately exchange notes with Trinica. We've discussed about us not having any game talks with Zo but there was never a mention of pushing Zo's name. In fact other people were telling us to watch out for Zo. (I can't remember who I heard it from).

This round:

Jinx prefers Arvin but Arvin is a number for me and Trinica (we've made it known to people).

I think Colin going is better for my game and Trinica's. The problem with that is that nobody but Jinx is receptive to the idea (for this round). Plus I don't want to make Raffy mad at me or us.

Knowing this, it would be good to convince Jinx that keeping Arvin here would be beneficial for them too because Arvin will be a number to vote for Colin when Jinx wants to.

Adeline wants me gone and is very anti Hairie and Trinica - According to Raffy and what his POV is from convos with Adeline in DMs.

Zo has shown that she want me around and sharing this information.

The middleground that we all can meet at this point is to vote for Adeline. And I'm not oppose to the idea so I hope it works.

I have not heard from Amy, Colin, Brandi, Adeline or Arvin (3am 6th September SGT).

I have to catch a call with Zo and Jinx separately. Then a call with the host pets chat.

We're gonna get it, get it together, I know I'm gonna get it, get it together somehow

Raffy

Trinica and I have landed on an Adeline name because Adeline is throwing Trinica under the bus AND they are getting close with Zo and Colin, which has us concerned. We do not want a powerful trio to be able to topple our own. I think I got Amy on board and we are working on Jinx. We were gonna do Zo, but we decided against it since Jinx gave some push back. And next round we are just gonna do Arvin to appease people and get out a goat. We shall see how this all ends up.

Amy

Ugh raffy said a move on Adeline? 👀 Bc apparently Adeline is closer w zo and Colin and I'm like isn't that good? And I was chatting w zo and she was like Adeline said my name? And then I went to Trin like these are the names I've heard and they were like Adeline made up that they heard Zo's name from trinica? And can I be SO HONEST HERE there's a GLARING PATTERN of EVERYONE hearing things from trinica that are "made up" and then trinica just votes them out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's giving creating your own villain character so others aim that way, the classic move. But anyway apparently trinica was talking with Brandi and raffy about the Adeline vote. Personally I'm fine with voting Arvin here take a number from Trinica. And tbh I'd also be fine voting hairie out with his nonsense of reporting directly and immediately to trinica who is openly trying to make me distrust him. Tbh I might just throw a vote on trinica here "rumors only grow" but like I'm glad I look clueless and out of the circle and out of the line of fire but y'all I guess we just have to wait and see until raffy and trinica fight it out??? bc at this point I feel like those are the puppet masters. I want Trinica OUT I'm scared to SPEAK to ANYONE and have them make me a villain for funsies. I want hairie reporting to ME not Trinica!! Like listen Arvin is a cool dude but he's clearly just a goat for Trin like at least I'm doing a little more while being raffy's goat.

But anyway I might step back and let this be an Adeline v trinica fight.

Jinx

we plan and G-d (the new schoolers inability to keep it together) laughs

Arvin

I really hope it's not me tonight, Its sucks to always be the back up vote just in case there would be an idol play, but I'm gonna give it my all that I'm not going to be voted out tonight.

Amy

AHHHHHHHHHHH

not a secret plan that can go very wrong!!!! Raffy killing me bc even if (when) this blows up it will be hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyway apparently hairie has an idol and zo, Colin, raffy, me, and an extra vote are blindsiding him. Like the extra vote just gets us to a revote??? Ahahaha anyway silly goofy fun fun times let's ROLL

very concerned jinx will just flip after this 😅 but hairie needed to go anyway and also zo mentioned trinica next maybe which yes 😀

Y'all???? How??? Are??? We??? Doing??? This??? Bye. (Also if it's me this is a hilarious last confessional you're welcome)

Colin

hEY THERES ONLY 10 MINS TO TRIBAL.

ORIGINALLY IT WAS GONNA BE ARVIN

THEN ADELINE WAS KINDA BIMBO AND BLEW UP HER GAME

SO PEOPLE WANNA VOTE ADELINE NOW

EXCEPT ME AND RAFFY HAVE BEEN DOING INVESTIGATING IN THE IDOL HUNT AND DEDUCED THAT HAIRIE HAS AN IDOL

SO NOW WE'RE BLINDSIDING HAIRIE

SHOULD BE FUN

Trinica

(mid-tribal confessional) You're all a bunch of dirty scheming liars!!!!!!

#episodes