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If you could ask Walter White one question, what would it be?

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thousands of forgotten neolithic prophecies are probably being fulfilled all around us all the time and we don’t even know it

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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for christmas i got eunuchized to buy my wife nipple piercings but she sold her boobs to buy me a cockring 😭😭😭😭

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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

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genuinely save me

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Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(

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Armadillo Girdled Lizard

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rewatched chicken run

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occasional posts from users

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you've probably heard it before, but half-assed is better than no-assed. don't let perfect stand in the way of done. a 0 on your report card is worse than a 50. do it scared. do it wrong. do it ugly, just do it. do not wait for the perfect day to have your little treat. make a day better with the treat. life is for the living. make outsider art

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name