Haitani bro's dm's
Warnings: like one swear word, mentions of alcohol
Desc: Rindou tells Ran his DJ stage name
Rindou: hey
Rindou: hello
Rindou: please wake up its been 13 hours
Rindou: you are literally rotting in bed
Ran: i swear to god Rindou
Ran: if you woke me up for a stupid reason i'll sell your liver😐
Rindou: you just wanna steal mine cause yours is failing due to your alcoholism LMAO
Ran: i'm not an alcoholic
Rindou: you are
Rindou: no but fr are you okay?
Rindou: it's funny seeing you plastered all the time but is this like an unhealthy coping mechanism
Ran: no i just like the taste🙄
Rindou: alcohol tastes like ass so stop lying
Rindou: k wait we'll talk about that later
Rindou: i think i've finally come up with a stage name
Ran: th...that's why you woke me up?😊
Rindou: dude it's really important just bear with me😐
Ran: you owe me
Rindou: yeah yeah now listen!
Rindou: ok hear it comes
Rindou: are you ready
Ran: yes
Rindou: you could be a little exited you know
Ran: ok sorry
Ran: yes i'm ready 😍🤩💖💗
Rindou: 😑
Rindou: idc you can't ruin my vibe ive made a breakthrough
Rindou: ok here it comes
Rindou: Tiny 'Tani!
Rindou: TT for short
Rindou: 😎
Ran: ..okay....
Ran: uhm
Ran: why that name specifically
Rindou: alliteration is usually cool and it'll make me look creative
Rindou: and
Ran: cause i'm the younger haitani
Rindou: i'm done trying to escape you
Rindou: people say i'm less competent and less smarter than you
Rindou: but today i'm taking things into my own hands or whatever
Ran: ...
Ran: and
Ran: you think this is the right way
Rindou: YEAH
Rindou: like "yo whats up you guys, DJ Tiny 'Tani on the beat!!!!😎" (the room erupts in cheers and screams cause of how great i am)
Rindou: panties are falling, balls are dropping
Rindou: the room fucking explodes
Rindou: it's literally gonna be legendary
Ran: hmm
Ran: um, alright
Ran: can you lose the abbreviation please
Rindou: why?
Ran: it sounds like titty🙂
Rindou: no you're just trying to ruin my swag
Rindou: probably scared that i'm gonna get cooler than you
Rindou: fake ass
Rindou: i'm keeping it
Ran: i-
Ran: Rindou you know i love you right
Rindou: every time you say that you say something really mean after🙁
Ran: it's a horrible name
Ran: terrible actually
Ran: please never use it
Ran: and i mean ever
Rindou: 😐
Rindou: why
Ran: ????
Ran: idk it just doesn't hit like you think it does
Ran: i know you're trying your best but💀
Rindou: 😒
Rindou: k
*Rindou has gone offline*
Ran: are you sad now :(
Ran: Rindouuuuuu i'm sorry
Ran: maybe i'll reevaluate when i'm sober
Ran: i don't think that will change anything though
Ran: how did you even come up with that
Ran: i'm going to sleep! hopefully you do to and your dreams reveal a better name
Ran: g'night Tiny 'Tani😭
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The wrong DNA test
( what if, Sheila wasn't really Jason's mother? The system is already corrupted, then what about the test?).
A huge brawl containing every rogue had started at the time of Halloween, causing the people from downtown to fled there home's as joker had clownized the whole neighborhood with his goon's.
Every bats had taken to groups to take out the three parts of Gotham's as the rogue's had started to make alliances, some had lasted quite long while had conflicts, and causing a big damage to Arkham asylum,
It didn't take long before they captured all of them, none of the bats questions as they observed Jason glowing green eyes starting to flick, they thought it was the pit again, growing wary of the cooperation, but Crime alley was involved and that mean business to Red hood's turf.
Catherine todd love her son as her own even if not biological, Jason knew that. But her thing with drugs couldn't make her stop.
Sometimes after that, they could hear Jason humming a tune,a nice melody from Damian's statement saying that Jason muttered to him “ lullaby” as Jason continued to read his book, maybe it could be from Catherine,
they knew how Jason's past with Catherine todd, his mom even if not related, Catherine loves her son like her own kid but her doing drugs and... overdosing couldn't be stop.
Maybe Jason just remembered his mother maybe reminiscing atleast something familiar...even if it was a bad time.
Jason had constantly have been hearing a woman's? Man's? Voice, singing him a lullaby...it soothing, like as if he known and loved this melody...and that's where the dreams kept coming, there was a person, giving him kisses, Talkin to him stories, singing him lullabies and soothing him, he could dream that he was actually a baby, a baby from a normal couple, well don't count the luxurious baby room.
Jason had took out a conspiracies why he was getting this dreams, ( he swears he's not becoming Tim) and voices, maybe like a misshapen memories from the pits of victims? No it's to peaceful for that, maybe magic? He already contacted Constantine but surely hang up after knowing who it was-
Just how is he getting this dreams? Unless it wasn't.... So he proved again his point, he started a DNA test, again but none had records...of Sheila being his biological mother...that was weird, last time he had a test was from the time as robin..and before his-
So he went to that hospital who had said where Sheila had given birth to him, and most of shock is that no one knows a mother giving birth named Sheila haywood but had a document of a baby, of one Jason jay nightingale, the most believing part was that it's the same day he was born in.
His mother, Daniel F. Nightingale was said to be trans as the doctor who help his mother safely delivered him, And saying that his mother loved him,
one Sheila Haywood had the constant trick to get him and taken him as his own, because his mother's family was a wealthy one they practically sold him to her.
Jason had thought that maybe his mother's family never wanted him to have a son with a man from Gotham's crime alley.
Meanwhile Danny had just been YEETED to the DC universe before the start of Batman's justice thing and had been adopted by a very wealthy fruit loops couple as there kid, so he stayed as the couples daughter even pretending, because he owed ghost writer a favor for the last time, and as DC universe exist so it's story, and one thing for sure the child he had to give birth in this universe has a very complicated fate,
he did the one night stand from his supposed friend Willis Todd? He had to befriend him as Dalia F. nightingale the supposed Wealthy daughter who fell in love with a peasant trope, and gotten pregnant making it a scandal, and reaching to his ‘parents’ circle and getting that drama.
But he never thought he would care for his child, his little jay, his ghost side would purr in delight when they held Jason, he was a very hard sucker especially from his pacifier or his breast, it's so weird being in a women body,
but the way his ‘parents’ sold his son to the women who was supposed to get his son killed and being revived by cheap parody ass of ectoplasm.
He went feral, he had an argument to his ‘parents’ but all fell deaf ears, he couldn't find his son in one of the hotels nearby where that BXtch was.
And that time was where his part of the script was fulfilled, ghost writer already took him, both sides of his, were angry.
He. will. get. his. baby. back.
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as shifty as they were when they were younger, at the actual age that andreil are at do you think they've got the potential to be friendly strangers? like not overly friendly but the kind of people who understand what being human is
think about it, the experience of living a sheltered life and neil is standing behind someone in the grocery line, watching them unable to scour up money for ramen and water so he pays for it to help things along
andrew watching a little kid peer into his mega expensive car of the year and the kid gets scared of him and moves aside but andrew opens the door moves back, tells the kid he can have a look its fine
do you think they would interfere by force if they ever saw something bad happening in front of them? neil on his runs stopping to help someone cross the road, feeding stray cats in alleyways, yk the people who know what struggle is and don't want it for anyone else?
idk if they're the type to shrug off injustice so easily, i feel like whatever they learnt as children is buried deep inside the caution and fear of strangers and all but maybe what wymack taught them would rise to the surface too cuz if wymack hadn't chosen to help them they wouldn't be alive either
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