#why are you smiling

[if-i-look-straight-look-again]

Izzy coming in just to make fun of Ed and Stede for finally getting laid is so “we’ve known each other for thirty years” of him like yes that’s exactly what you do when your closest friend finally gets some

also Ed’s “he’s jealous” how fucking dare you sir yes he is you know he is but you’re not supposed to acknowledge it

#also why was he smiling when he said it #like stede sighed and that’s the normal reaction #why are YOU smiling #izzy hands #ed teach #stede bonnet #ofmd spoilers #ofmd 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2

[biologyfailure]

saw a man smile today

day = ruined

#why are you smiling #what are you so happy about #misogyny? #the pink tax? #you sick fuck #bluh bluh bluh

[peculiary]

Fables #13

#why #why are you #why are you smiling #are you smiling #smiling

[andthebeanstalk]

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

#hlep #original #mental health #my sympathies and empathies to anyone who has to rely on this kind of hlep to get what they need. #the people in my life who most need to see this post are my family but even if they did I sincerely doubt they would internalize it #i've tried to break thru to them so many times it makes my head hurt. so i am focusing on boundaries and on finding other forms of support #and this thing i learned today helps me validate those boundaries. the example with the milk was from my therapist. #the example with the towing company was a real thing that happened with my parents a few months ago while I was age 28. 28! #a full adult age! it is so infantilizing as a disabled adult to seek assistance and support from ableist parents. #they were real mad i was mad tho. and the spoons i spent trying to explain it were only the latest in a long line of #huge family-related spoon expenditures. distance and the ability to enforce boundaries helps. haven't talked to sisters for literally the #longest period of my whole life. people really believe that if they love you and try to help you they can do no wrong. #and those people are NOT great allies to the chronically sick folks in their lives. #you can adore someone and still fuck up and hurt them so bad. will your pride refuse to accept what you've done and lash out instead? #or will you have courage and be kind? will you learn and grow? all of us have prejudices and practices we are not yet aware of. #no one is pure. but will you be kind? will you be a good friend? will you grow? i hope i grow. i hope i always make the choice to grow. #i hope with every year i age i get better and better at making people feel the opposite of how my family's ableism has made me feel #i will see them seen and hear them heard and smile at their smiles. make them feel smart and held and strong. #just like i do now but even better! i am always learning better ways to be kind so i don't see why i would stop

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

#smiling. leering. same difference #i'm not saying that this is seasonally appropriate attire bc i would never imply this is appropriate attire #but a nonzero number of people have worn them trick-or-treating so... #i don't know why i find these stock photos so funny but i do #look at the hot normie couple casually posing showing off their fun normal t-shirts to consumers #yes this shirt is soooooo wearable to so many occasions #and a great conversation starter! #also it's super soft fabric. which means this shirt is both comfy (for you) AND uncomfy! (for everyone in eyesight) #(your eyesight? the shirt's eyesight? i will leave it to you to decide!) #p.s. there are pins/badges

[ratfest]

the world is full of beauty that can’t be captured in photos or picture books!

#i long to see your bright smiling face... #as you experience such wonders for yourself! #one piece #egghead #jewelry bonney #bartholomew kuma #op bonney #op kuma #BAWLING MY EYES OUT #SNOT GUSHING OUT OF MY NOSE #I LOVE DAD/PINK DAUGHTER DUOs #this goofy shonen manga keeps emotionally affecting me #why does this keep happening to me

[kagoutiss]

pelican town, ‘72

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #idk how dates work in stardew universe im just bullshittin #i love qi’s huge fucking eyebrows you dont notice them at first but theyre there #(gives our collective grandpa a ponytail) i think he had one. whatever #’why isnt mister qi blue’ my hc is he is blue from long-term iridium supplementation #and was originally just a regular person #but also it’s nice to see ur fav be like a normal human color #if u read tag essays tho consider this: #qi discovers secret to immortality (consuming iridium in a specific manner) #wants to share discovery with his farmer (player’s grandpa) and in that way. they will have all the time in the world to build #a perfect farming/business empire whose legacy will last forever and ever and theyll be 2gether forever #but it turns out. like a lot of normal people would. his farmer does not want to live forever #and obv he doesn’t #in an attempt to try not to ever lose the thing that means more to him than anything else in the world. qi inadvertantly ensures he will #because his farmer is dead. and he’s going to live forever #but. it’s kind of ok. because he has infinite money and was able to figure out how to talk to his dead bf #and now YOU help them fulfill their joint goal of making the farm’s legacy last forever #smile. heart #sobbing

[willowser]

i really think having an emotional connection is so important to bakugou sexually.

like, i think he has to be in the exact right mood in order to get off by himself at home alone. can't be too tired, can't be too stressed out, can't have too much on his mind regarding work or other things, and even if it's been a while and his body is sensitive and wanting for it—if his head is not right, he can sit there for hours and never reach his peak.

which is why i think ultimately he doesn't do it that often, because it pisses him off to waste the time and not find the release. makes him more agitated. i think porn for the most part doesn't help him because he's too picky, literature probably helps a bit more, but he's still picky, and his imagination can get him there, but his headspace has to be right.

i think he's slow to hands-on stuff, when your relationship starts, and you can tell he's going to be like that pretty quickly. he responds to your touch like it's an accident; you reach out to hold his hand and he pulls his back like your knuckles have knocked by chance, like you're too close. it's not meant to be a rejection of any kind, it's just—he doesn't want you to touch him if you don't want to. if you don't mean to.

but when he realizes that you mean to, that you want to—

it has him skyrocketing. surprises him terribly, the affect you have on his body, and how quickly, because not even he can always have that affect on his own body.

you reach up to push some hair out of his face and your fingers skirt his cheekbone and he feels like a stupid gross disgusting puddle of mush. you loop your arm through his and lean into him while you're walking and he feels like a prize, like he's yours and you're his and you want everybody to know and that gives him a rush of pride that makes his head woozy.

he's dropping you off at home after date number he-doesn't-know and you're staring up at him outside your front door and he knows he should kiss you so he does and his whole body lights up with a heat he doesn't recognize at all. just from that.

and then he finally gets it: that heart-aching, stomach turning, body shaking want he's only ever heard about, and now finally feels.

#UGH you make him feel like he's going insane #he's laying in bed at night wide awake staring at the ceiling wondering if there's something wrong with him LOL #should he be thinking about you this much ? it can't be healthy to think about you THIS MUCH right ? #something HAS to be wrong with him bc why is he thinking about you smiling at him and laughing at some not-funny joke you made and #WANTING TO RIP OUT OF HIS SKIN RAAAAHHHHH #he wants to blast himself into the sun he's CRAZY #oh man i love him so #HE makes ME insane #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[bixels]

Always an experience watching the leftism leave FNAF fans when someone mentions that Scott Cawthon financially backed fascist politicians.

The switch from posting hardline leftist tweets about boycotts and signal boosts and critical takedowns of politicians and celebrities to ‘ohhh, well. everyone makes mistakes. who can blame him, listen he. he donated money to gay charities too. that makes it ok! a millionaire in his forties is allowed to have political beliefs. does it even matter? just let it go!’ is whiplash inducing. The antivaxxer celebrities have got to go, but this one horror dev who quietly handed wads of cash to antivax lawmakers? He’s chill, he can stay.

The charity thing is so funny too because suddenly utilitarian positive-negative point counting is the way to go. Maybe an abacus would help calculate the net good of donating to the Trevor Project minus donating thousands of dollars to Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. -10 points if I push a kid in a lake but +11 points if I help an old lady across the street, so I’m chill. You can’t judge me. Hey, maybe. Just don’t push a kid in the lake period. How fucking low is the bar when we’re excusing maxing out the possible dollar amount of donations to Mitch fucking McConnell. That should be like. Default you’re a bad person.

#delete later #personal #not art #rant #you can still be a fan of fnaf 100% but god you’re not obligated to defend its creator #don’t pretend like Scott is cool #“’Scott likes gay people he only voted for trump for his fiscal and defense policies in defendi america from terrorists!’ #kid. that’s not good either. #fiscal conservatism kills people too. #the whole thing exposes how weak some leftists are to the image of the ‘well-mannered right wing republican.’ the type who would #respectfully disagree with your right to exist with a kind top of the hat #‘as long as you silently hate me and force a nice smile while shaking my hand it’s ok’ #this is why jk Rowling is hated while Scott gets a free pass. just have to hide your hate well enough and liberals will excuse you ig

[nightfall-cat]

Rainy night

Please do not repost!!

Reblogs ok tho

#poppy playtime #art #fanart #nfcatart #artwork #catnap #dogday #rain #i love rains and this has been stuck in my mind for a bit now so lmao why not #also note: these are the cartoon versions! not the bigger bodies! #catnap & dogday #catnap x dogday #interpret as you will just dont be wierd lol #smiling critters #i forgot that tag aaa

[marcelsmoodyblues]

hey guys did you know that im *throws up* *sobs* *rolls around* *passes out* normal about them

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime dogday #poppy playtime catnap #dogday #catnap #poppy playtime smiling critters #smiling critters #they make me sick in the head IM GOING NUTSS #sobbing throwing up etc #why did you doom them mob entertainment WHYYYY #Spotify

[frownyalfred]

The Justice League needing to run a seduction op and considering every member other than Batman is hilarious to me.

Like, not only do they not know his secret identity (for this idea to work at least) but they’re completely unaware that not only is Batman devastatingly attractive, he’s also one of the most charming, talented liars out there.

And he’s just sitting there watching Hal and Oliver fight over who’s going to seduce the politician/charm their way into the meeting silently laughing to himself.

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #justice league #jl #justice league shenanigans #dc comics #clark: why are you….smiling #Bruce: *clapping Oliver on the shoulder* good luck we’re counting on you #bonus points if Bruce has ALREADY slept with said politician

[justanotherfanfolks]

So Cater's new groovy...

Oh, I see you TWST.

Ok, something something feeling of drowning, trapped, trying to call for help, no one listening, something something.

#twisted wonderland #twst #cater diamond #they really used that scene for Cater's groovy I SEE YOU TWST YANA WHOEVER DID THIS! #cant articulate right now brain too full but guys tell me we see this #I NEED to know what his vignette says #also adding him to the “why you smiling like that buddy?” collection (it's just all the platinum groovies minus rook because rook)

[bruciemilf]

I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it

#he pieces it together later but i mean. its so hard for him to miss now that hes looking back at it #like why is he always always always cold with a turtleneck on and heating blasting #why is his appetite so scarce? how come his sleep deprived body withstands hours - sometimes DAYS - of patrol #and functions perfectly? how come time passes by but he stays the same? why wont clark and dick stop giving gim #*him looks of loving grief? #why does harley slam her fists on her head when she sees him? ' no no no you're gone. you're GONE. I KNOW you are!' #why does selina smile at him with such heavy pity ' sorry bruce. i don't do ghosts' #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily #clark kent #dick grayson #jason todd #bc they def exclude the cloning. they dont want another bruce. they want THEIR bruce. tim #like can you imagine jason getting up in tim's face and just ' if you're not gonna stand by us then stay out of our way' #dark bruce? tired. dark BATKIDS? sign me the FUCK up #batdad #text

[bloodsbane]

Kitchen Nightmares, S5 E1

#kitchen nightmares #kn lb #do i even have to explain why i dropped everything to capture this moment #you don't understand her smile makes me fucking insane #slowly unfurling like when the fucking grinch he realized he was gonna steal christmas #the staff on kn ARE NEVER FUCKING AROUND #especially when their bosses are shitty like. oh my god #it's the best part of this show hands down lol #love when the staff get tired of being nice #also im so glad i got that EXACT last frame it really really encapsulates the energy

[messylustt]

v.23.10.23 day twelve: dacryphilia ( nsfw )

MY PRETTY CRIAR — miguel o’hara: you never knew how much miguel liked seeing you cry.

marks dacryphilia. blowjob. licking face (tears), over the clothes grinding.

miguel’s legs were spread wide, his fingers gripped tight around your hair. “uh huh, that’s it…that’s my girl.” you’re gagging around the head of his leaking cock, his hips miss-timely thrusts showing his eagerness to get deeper inside your tight throat. your drool has coated him, dribbled down, the visual only making his hips stutter more. “oh, por favor, cariño…take it deeper, i know you can.” he ruts up into your throat making you gag even harder.

tears had slowly begun to form in your eyes and with his harsher thrusts, desperate and demanding, a few spill, trailing down your cheek. miguel slightly pulls your head back, your lips still wrapped around his cock as he thrusts into your throat. “stay still.” he murmurs, his cock twitching inside your mouth at the sight of your tear stained cheeks, more welling in your eyes. “don’t move, jus’ lemme fuck your throat…” his voice sounds distracted as his mouth opens in pleasure, his gaze fixated on your falling tears.

his free hand shifts to wipe at your cheeks, getting your tears on the pads of his finger. “so…pretty.” he mumbles, your gagging sounds egging him on to continue thrusting into your mouth. “can you swirl that tongue for me, huh? run it along my cock—jus’ like that, yeah…” miguel is nearing his orgasm, his thrusting turning sloppy as he mutters praises. when he spills down your throat, finally letting your hair go, you lean back and take a breath, making sure to swallow all of him.

but before you can do anything more, miguel is grabbing you and placing you on his lap. grabbing your face, he runs the pads of his fingers along the soft skin of your cheek. your eyes have stopped watering, but your tears are still staining your skin. miguel pulls you closer to him, licking at your cheeks and right under your eyes, almost groaning at the salty taste of your tears. “can you cry again f’me?” he mutters into your skin.

“cry?” you ask, confused. “uh huh.” he murmurs back. and that’s when you feel his cock already hard again underneath you. he moves you around to straddle him as he forces your back to arch more. you gasp when you feel his firm hand slapping your ass and earning the tears to appear again. miguel smirks, humming in approval as he slaps again, making your hips jolt into him and a tear fall.

“that’s it sweetheart, lemme see.” miguel pulls you closer to him, as he relishes in the way that your tears slide down your cheeks. he begins to move your hips along his bulge, needing the friction as he grabs the back of your head, and licks right across your cheek. “carajo….” he licks at your skin as he grinds up into you. “don’t stop.” he says, as you sniffle, the tears drying up. another slap and they fall again, your nose now a pretty red as your eyes shimmer. “there’s my girl…”

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