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aetherose · 2 months

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&& ooc / your local queen of brainrot

&& rose plays hi3 / ellie herrscher ballista go

&& rose plays gi / this is my third playing gi tag jfc

&& rose plays hsr / screams in kafka simp

&& rose plays lc / im a sadomasochist confirmed

&& rose plays lor / screams in angela simp

&& rose plays lcb / 12 idiots and 1 simp

&& rose plays bg3 / who knew cats can get you so far

&& rose plays ptn / sapphic fever dream time baby

&& rose plays pgr / my impulses won and now we're here

&& aetherose pinned post / do not reblog; non-rp blogs dni

Spoiler tags to block: hi3 spoilers, genshin spoilers, hsr spoilers, lobcorp spoilers, ruina spoilers, limbus spoilers, bg3 spoilers, ptn spoilers, pgr spoilers

GENERAL

&& ic / give all to the present for the sake of the future

&& thread / the hearts that can bend shall never be broken

&& commentary / live to the point of tears

&& open starter / freedom is nothing but a chance to be better

&& asks / seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable

&& drabbles / a nostalgia for innocence

&& memes / there is not love of life without despair about life

&& dash games / there is scarcely any passion without struggle

&& crack / oh lord save us from ourselves

&& incorrect quotes / just a rose tradition!

&& headcanons / man is always prey to his truths

&& oc lore / the gentle indifference of the world

&& gallery / at the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman

&& edits / the glimpse of an eternity stretched across time

&& mun art / rose can draw sometimes

&& aesthetic / an appeal to the essence of being

&& musing / can you see the meaning inside yourself

&& music / where words fail song speaks

&& announcement / gather around rose’s garden

&& patch notes / just a rundown of the updates to the blog!

&& psa / you should probably read this

&& starter call / where there is no hope it is on us to invent it

&& inbox call / a day will come when revolutions will have need of beauty

&& promo / a beautiful twilight that enhances everything

&& self-promo / heyo its me rose

&& discord chronicles / hidden beneath the surface lies treasures

&& signal boost / a little can go a long way

&& misc / rose doesnt know where to put this

&& munday / stuff about rose!

&& saved / rose’s most beloveds

&& wishlist / rose’s hopes

&& queue / rose remembered she can queue stuff

MUSES

&& c. elysia / miss pink elf

&& c. aponia / disciplinary perdition

&& c. mobius / infinite ouroboros

&& c. fu hua / taixuan impression

&& c. dr. mei / ward of humanity’s flame

&& c. seele / swallowtail phantasm

&& c. veliona / starchasm nyx

&& c. theresa / valkyrie pledge

&& c. senti / herrscher of sentience

&& c. binah / degraded arbiter

&& c. faust / representation emitter

&& c. rodion / what is cast

&& c. furina / endless solo of solitude

&& c. focalors / lady of all waters

&& c. columbina / the damselette

&& c. sandrone / the marionette

&& c. la signora / the fair lady

&& c. lumine / the abyss princess

&& c. klee / fleeing sunlight

&& c. raiden ei / plane of euthymia

&& c. raiden norika / guardian of eternity

&& c. kafka / twilight trill

&& c. black swan / loom of fate’s caprice

&& c. hsr bronya / windrider bullet

&& c. hsr seele / butterfly flurry

&& c. layla / silent nightingale

&& c. lumia / niveous eminence

&& c. rosemary / nocturne illusion

&& c. pamela / paradoxical heart

&& c. arabella / bloodied blossoms

&& c. lynn / starlight’s embrace

&& c. gabriella / tempestuous waves

&& c. daphne / flowing gales

&& c. calista / transcendent damnation

&& c. radiata / crimson lily

&& c. sylve / tempest archer

&& c. raven / lunar songstress

&& c. nimue / ethereal sorceress

VERSES

&& v. crossover / and we come together despite all odds

&& v. unspecified / dance in a world of endless possibilities

&& v. genshin / step into a vast magical world of adventure

&& v. hi3 / for all that’s beautiful in the world

&& v. hsr / may this journey lead us starward

&& v. lobcorp / face the fear; build the future

&& v. lor / book; librarian; star; and city

&& v. lcb / face the sin; save the ego

&& v. projmoon / hominem te esse memento

&& v. stp / you are on a path in the woods

&& v. bg3 / to become more than what we were made to be

&& v. d&d / our adventure begins here

&& v. fe3h / promise me you won't forget me

&& v. ph / there is no black and white; only our will

&& v. pgr / reclaim the world for humanity

&& v. modern / a world not far off from our own

&& v. ce / the ethereal abyss

&& v. ce: rein / reborn into peace

&& v. tenebra / repetition of history

&& v. herrscher of death / birthed from broken serenity

&& v. older layla / the nightingale’s metamorphosis

&& v. younger layla / from the embers

&& v. little layla / still-burning flame

&& v. white witch / the monster they made

&& v. star of the head / flickering lights in an empty city

&& v. shining star / reignition of lost light

&& v. fallen star / all-consuming darkness

&& v. chosen of bhaal / the embrace of her rancid blood

&& v. young nimue / unknowing accursed daughter

BONDS

&& complicated found fam / butterflies daffodils and birds

&& layla + crystal / the sweetest devotion i’ve ever known

&& calista x aelia / light up the night sky together

#&& misc / rose doesnt know where to put this

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wibblywobblyjeremybearimy · 3 years

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is it too much to ask

#I’ve seen some great ones so far #but i want more #where are my mobius simps at?#mobius m mobius #mobius #mobius x reader #loki #loki spoilers #loki series #loki season 1

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musclesandhammering · 3 years

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Every Single Issue I Have With S*lki (It’s Not Just The Selfcest)

Here goes. I threatened to post this a few days ago and never did, but I just saw a s*lki stan Twitter account claim that Loki caring about Sylvie more than the whole multiverse was a Good And Romantic thing and it pushed me over the fucking edge, so now you all have to read this. I’ve divided it into categories cause there’s just THAT much.

OOC Bullshit

• First and foremost, no amount of mental gymnastics you do will ever make me believe that this specific Loki- the one that just invaded New York, that just came off a year of Thanos Torture, that just got done being influenced by the sceptre, that was literally in the middle of a crisis already, and then on top of that went through all the trauma of Ep 1- would even be worried about a romantic relationship. That would be the furthest thing from his mind. Go back and watch how he acted in Avengers- you think that guy would abandon his previous mission to become a snivelling simp for a girl he’d just met 3 days prior? Yeah, there’s no universe in which that makes sense.

• “It’s very in character for Loki to fall in love with himself lololol-“ NO, it’s literally not. Out of all the characters in the mcu, I don’t think I can think of anyone that genuinely hates themselves more than Loki. He even referred to all his other male variants as “monsters” and said meeting them was “a nightmare” in this series. He’s got so much self-loathing, plus the fact that he genuinely thinks himself to be an evil backstabbing scourge- so there’s no evidence at all suggesting that he would ever develop a fondness for, or even be inclined to trust, another version of himself, after only knowing them for 3 days.

• Building on that, the whole concept of Loki falling in love with a version of himself just feeds into the annoying ass misconception that he’s a narcissist. No matter which way you stack it, he’s not. If you’re referring to NPD, he doesn’t fit the criteria, and if you’re saying “narcissist” just as a slang term meaning “selfish and arrogant”, that still doesn’t accurately describe him. But when creators like Waldron and Herron do things like having him fall in love with himself, it makes it so much easier for casual viewers to think that he is.

Shitty LGBT Rep

• It’s kinda sus that Loki’s are allegedly genderfluid and yet the only female-presenting variant we see (and apparently the only female-presenting variant there is, cause the male Loki’s all seemed unfamiliar with the concept) is treated as some kind of mind-bogglingly special paradox. Also very sus that, out of all the Loki variants, the one our Loki falls in love with just so happens to be the only female one. What a coincidence.

• The fact that the creators of the show went around bragging about Loki’s bisexuality and Marvel purposefully (lbr) allowed stories about Loki possibly having a male love interest to circulate, specifically enticing queer viewers to watch the show (you know, the definition of queerbaiting), and then instead of having a male love interest (Loki was the first queer main character, so it was the perfect opportunity) they gave us *gestures to this dumpster fire* this… it’s just a middle finger to LGBT fans. The fact that they would rather have this relationship with all its myriad of problems than have a gay relationship is just……. Very telling.

• While him being with a woman obviously doesn’t refute his bisexuality, the fact that they showed/talked about him being interested in 3 different women (flight attendant, Sylvie, Sif) and never even hinted at him being attracted to a man, definitely makes it seem like they were trying to cover up his bisexuality to smooth things over with the more homophobic viewers. You know? It’s like “I know you’re pissed that we sorta confirmed Loki as bi, so we promise we’ll never mention it again! Or even hint at it! As a matter of fact, we’ll give him lots of female lovies and make him seem as straight as possible! That’ll take your mind off of that horrible crumb of queer rep, right? Please please please keep giving us your money!!!”

• Aside from all the other issues, at its core, the biggest reason why I think I’m so irritated with s*lki is that it took one of the most interesting, complex, and diverse characters in cinema atm and squished him into a tired ass unnecessary heteronormative subplot…. Like literally every. single. other. protagonist. ever. Loki is such a unique character, and it’s so so so incredibly disappointing that they stuck him into that same boring cookie cutter romance that happens to every other character in every other movie I’ve ever seen. It’s a disservice, and it’s honestly just not compelling or entertaining at all.

Thematic Issues Galore

• His arc didn’t need a romance. With anyone. It was unnecessary and it didn’t make sense plot-wise. In fact, one of the reasons he was my fav prior to this was because he was the only big-name mcu character whose story wasn’t muddied-up by a romance that didn’t need to be there. So much for that.

• He wasn’t emotionally ready for a romantic relationship with anyone. Hell, just a genuine friendship would’ve been pushing it for him at this point. He was in such a bad state that any relationship he got into would’ve been toxic and unhealthy for both him and the other person, and it doesn’t make sense why the writers would want to put him in one when there were so many cons and essentially no pros (other than “Uwu aren’t they cute together”).

• Sylvie’s character in general was unnecessary and Loki’s character was robbed just by her being there. The whole show became about her post-Ep 2. They spent most of the time giving her backstory, building her up, telling us how awesome she is, trying to convince us to like her, etc when what they really needed to be doing was building Loki up- cause I gotta say, if I had to describe TVA!Loki in a few words, they would be Flat, Boring, and Weak.

• The romance overtakes the plot. They spend time portraying their supposed connection that could’ve been spent adding depth and complexity to literally any of the characters. They make the big Nexus Event them giving each other googly eyes on Lamentis when it could’ve been so many other way more profound things that speak to the fundamental nature of Loki’s. They have the climax of the finale be “oh no she betrayed him to kill He Who Remains” when it could’ve been something way more compelling (Loki having a moral crisis over whether or not to kill HWR, Loki contemplating the state of the multiverse and weighing the pros and cons of freedom vs order, Loki looking into some What If situations and getting emotional about what could’ve been regarding his family, Loki realising the gravity of HWR’s offer and finally coming to terms with how important he is to the universal cycle, etc etc). The entire plot suffered in favour of a romance that half of us didn’t even want.

• It essentially reduced all of Loki’s potential character growth down to “He did it for his crush.” He seemed to at least have some motivations of his own in Ep 1-2 (feeble as they were) but after Sylvie showed up in Ep 3, literally every action he took was just him being a simp for her. Why did he lie in the interrogation? To try to protect Sylvie. Why did he fight the minutemen and Timekeepers? To survive kinda, but mostly cause it was important to Sylvie. Why did he get pruned? Cause he got distracted trying to confess his crush to Sylvie. Why did he try to get out of The Void? Cause he thought Sylvie needed him. Why did he stay in The Void? Cause Sylvie was staying. Why did he try to enchant Alioth? Cause Sylvie told him to. Why did the multiverse get cracked open, leading to an infinite number of Kangs waging war on all of existence? Cause Loki didn’t wanna hurt Sylvie in their fight at the Citadel and then get distracted by her kissing him. It’s uninteresting and honestly pretty embarrassing.

• Throughout their “relationship arc” the writers do their absolute damndest to convince us that we should like Sylvie more than Loki. And you know what? It’s the most hypocritical shit I’ve ever seen. They preach and preach about how Sylvie’s life has been so difficult/we should feel bad for her/she had it so bad/poor poor sylvie/she had it SO much worse than pampered prince Loki…. But then they never even touch on any of Loki’s trauma of hardships (the ones that have been ignored for literally 3 movies now). They frame Sylvie as a good person and a Freedom Fighter after she spent literal decades/centuries mass-murdering brainwashed TVA agents and showing exactly zero remorse for it….. but then they make it their mission to constantly remind us that Loki is a terrible person and constantly put him in situations where he’s forced to acknowledge his wrongdoings/show remorse/admit to how “evil” he is for being a mass murderer for like 2 years. They show him on-screen having a wider range of powers than her, and perpetuate his whole shtick of being a “master manipulator” or whatever….. But then they make Sylvie “the brawn” more competent, intelligent, and physically capable than him. Tell me how it’s a good thing for a ship to be so narratively biased toward one character.

Missed Opportunities

• If they absolutely had to have a romance subplot, then they could’ve paired Loki with one of the characters that have already been established OR one of the characters that were a big part of the whole TVA storyline anyway. It would’ve been so interesting if they’d revealed that Loki had a history with some of the players from previous films (Sif and Fandral both come to mind). It also would’ve been really interesting if they’d given Loki a love interest that actually had some allegiance to the TVA as a whole (Mobius maybe, but not necessarily. It also could’ve been Renslayer or B-15). Hell, imo it would’ve been cool if they’d followed through with that “See you again someday” line that he said to the flight attendant in Ep 1. ALL of these characters have way more chemistry with him than Sylvie, and they were also already relevant to the plot without wasting half the show to give background info on them.

• If they absolutely had to have a hetero-presenting love story involving an enchantress-type figure, then there’s a whole Enchantress (Amora) that was actually Loki’s love interest in the comics. Plus, fans have been screaming for Amora to appear in the mcu for years. Plus, Tom literally pitched an Amora/Loki storyline way back in 2012-13. Also, Lorelei (another enchantress) is also one of Loki’s love interests in the comics, and she already exists in the mcu (she was on Agents of SHIELD). There were several different established characters for them to choose from. Creating a whole knew amalgamation of a character and going with the “she’s a Loki variant” storyline was just completely unnecessary and made no sense.

• They completely robbed us of a Chaos Twins dynamic. Had they handled Sylvie better and not forced her and Loki to smooch, the two of them could’ve had a really really complex and interesting sibling relationship. Loki could’ve stepped into Thor’s shoes and sort of used that new role to gain some self importance, and Sylvie could’ve finally had somebody to look out for her/teach her magic/be there for her. It would’ve been very aesthetically pleasing, the vibes would’ve been out of this world, it would’ve been way more profound than this bs, and frankly it would’ve been much more entertaining to watch.

• Loki’s relationship (read: obsession) with Sylvie completely overshadows all Loki’s other relationships in the show. Loki and Mobius were literally the focal point of the series in Ep 1-2, but after Sylvie showed up in Ep 3, they barely had any interactions with each other, and Mobius pretty much faded to the background entirely. Loki had the beginnings of a pretty interesting antagonistic relationship with Renslayer (with her wanting him pruned, then arguing with Mobius that he couldn’t be trusted), but after Sylvie showed up the dynamic shifted to focus on the history between her and Ravonna. Loki and B-15 started off very badly and openly disliked each other throughout Ep 1-2, and then in the end of Ep 2, Loki showed a little bit of concern for her when she was possessed, hinting that they might be inching toward a reconciliation- especially considering how obvious it was that Loki was gonna uncover the TVA’s sins eventually. There was so much potential for him to be the one to give her her memories back and convince her to change sides, but no, of course that honor went to Sylvie. In fact, after Sylvie showed up, Loki and B-15 never even spoke to each other again.

Various S*lki Fails

• If they were trying to convince us that this affection was mutual, they completely failed. There’s nothing I’ve seen that even hints at Sylvie feeling the same way about Loki that he does about her. At most, I’d say she has a slight endearment to him. She finds him likeable and she’s grudgingly fond of him, but she definitely isn’t in love with the guy. Maybe she thinks he’s cute and hopes that he gets out of this mess alright, but her mission obviously comes before him- whereas, it’s been confirmed multiple times that Loki cares about her above anything else. She doesn’t trust him, she looks at him like he’s an incompetent fool half the time, she shows little to no reaction during most of his confession moments, and she kissed him as a means to distract him so that she could get him out of her way. Look, all I’m saying is, when you get into a relationship where one of you is way more invested than the other, it never ends well.

• This goes without saying for a lot of us, but the selfcest is just straight up odd and cringey. If you’re cool with that sort of thing, fine! People can ship what they want! But don’t pretend it’s not at least a little bit uncomfortable. Yes, I know they’re not technically siblings so it’s not technically incest, and they’re also not technically the exact same person, but they’re similar enough that it makes things weird. And yes I know selfcest can’t happen in real life, so there’s no way to judge it morally, but neither can most of the other stuff that happens in these shows/movies (the Snap, Loki destroying jotunheim, superhero with powers being held accountable, mind control) and yet we still find ways to judge their morality, because they all mirror real-world events. (The snap= genocide; Loki destroying Jotunheim= bombing other countries; superhero accountability= weapons accountability; mind control= grooming and coercion). And lbr the closest real-world mirror to two versions of the same person (who may or may not share DNA, family, backgrounds, physical and emotion characteristics) being romantically involved with one another is incest. And you can be ok with that if you want- that’s your prerogative- but don’t get pissy just cause a lot of us are squicked out by it.

• The whole mirror metaphor (learning self love via each other) thing just fell completely flat. First of all, having Loki learn to love himself by looking at someone who mirrors him did not, in any way shape or form, require them to be romantically involved. But they were. Of course. Secondly, the creators have contradicted themselves so many times on whether Loki and Sylvie are the same or not, that it doesn’t even really register to the viewer that the mirroring thing was what they were going for. Finally, Loki and Sylvie are shown to have so little in common- and to have only the most bare minimum of similarities personality-wise- that it doesn’t even make sense that Loki would “learn to love himself through loving her”. Like? They’re nothing alike. So how would he make the connection that he himself is actually pretty cool, based on her alone? There’s virtually nothing in her that reflects him.

• I know the objective of the entire show was to convince us of how awesome and unique Sylvie is, but honestly her relationship with Loki just did the opposite. A hallmark of a Mary Sue is having her constantly upstage the male lead, and then having him instantly fall madly in love with her anyway. And that’s.. exactly what happened here. Everything they’re doing to try to force her character to be more stan-able is really just forcing her to look more like their self-insert OC. Which is exactly what she is. It would’ve been so much more satisfying if she didn’t have to try so hard to look cool, if they didn’t have to try so hard to make her backstory tear-inducing, if they didn’t have to turn our protagonist into a snivelling simp just to prove how incredible she supposedly is. Very much #GirlBoss energy and we all know how performative and cheap that is.

• The entire thing was too rushed, there was too little build-up, and it was nowhere near believable. As stated above, it’s ridiculously unlikely that Loki would canonically even be interested in Sylvie, and this show did nothing to explain why he was. He just suddenly was. There was nothing they showed us as viewers that would justify a guy as closed-off and preoccupied as Loki falling head-over-heels for a girl he just met. Their was no explanation, no big revelation, no reasoning, it just… kinda happened. And I’m also severely skeptical of any love story that has the characters go in this deep after only 3 45-minute episodes of exposition.

I’m sure there’s other stuff, so if anyone thinks of anything, let me know and I’ll be more than happy to add it. Tagging @janetsnakehole02 @raifenlf @natures-marvel and @brightredsunset800 for expressing interest. This is all your faults.

#antisylki #loki meta #kinda #loki series critical #loki series negativity #anti loki x sylvie #anti loki series #anti sylvie #frosty bby #loki deserved better #I don’t even like TVA!Loki tho so I guess it doesn’t matter with him lmao #tva loki #loki laufeyson

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quietmyfearswith · 3 years

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lollipop ; soft!dark!agent mobius x fem!reader

status — completed oneshot

warnings — SMUT SO MINORS GO AWAY, SOFTDARK!AGENT MOBIUS, DUB CON, unprotected penetrative sex, oral sex (m receiving), cursing, degradation, name calling,

word count — 3,339 words

pairing — softdark!agent mobius x fem!reader

a/n —i thought loki (the show) would have me simping for loki but no, im simping for agent mobius! and here’s a lil soft dark oneshot i managed to put together lmao. feedback would be greatly appreciated!

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“Job well done on your mission, Mobius,” Ravonna commended as she shut the folder on her table, looking at the particular TVA agent who sported a small grin on his face. “In the time I worked for you, I’d like to think this is the third time I heard you say that.”

Rolling her eyes at him, and at how Mobius recklessly drank up the rest of his Josta and placed it on her table without a coaster, she grabbed the empty bottle and condescendingly smiled at him, “It is the third time, but everytime you come in here you leave rings on my tables.” He was about to defend himself but she waved him off and asked, “So what helped you not mess up this time?”

A girl came to mind when he was questioned, but he vaguely answered her, “I had help from one of the desk jockeys. I hope you gave her the credit she deserves in the report,” He pointed to the folder she was earlier skimming on. But she shot him another pointed look, “I did, but if a desk jockey helped you then it should be you who is rewarding her.” Standing up, he began walking out the door but not before saying, “Believe me, I will.”

As he exits the room, he grabs the bag he left in one of the couch chairs just outside Ravonna’s office before jogging over to where she was. Her back was to him and yet she could see her cubicle that was filled with different kinds of sweets that she was somehow able to acquire. Rapping on the back of her chair startled her slightly as she turned around to face who distubred her while she worked, but her features relaxed once she saw it was Mobius. “Oh, hey Mobius. How’d it go with Ravonna?”

“Surprisingly, she didn’t give me too much shit,” She giggled when he cursed, liking how the vulgar word rolled off his tongue beautifully; meanwhile the agent could feel the blood rushing down his cock at the sound before continuing, “I mean, how could she not when the mission was a success all thanks to you.”

At the praise, she pursed her lips nervously before looking down on the floor, “I wouldn’t say it’s because of me. I just did what had to be done,” Scoffing, he leaned against her desk and crossed his arms, an action that she seemed eager to watch, “Please, if it wasn’t for your sharp eyes that paid attention to what was in those files I wouldn’t have caught the variant.”

Instead of replying verbally, Y/N just fiddled nervously with her fingers which Mobius has discovered was what she did when she became shy or nervous. “Say, have you had lunch?” Perking up at that, she nodded, “I did, Casey got way too excited when finally tried fish for the first time,” She recalled with a chuckle; Mobius on the other hand was pleased to hear that she ate already, but he also felt a pang of jealousy hit him when she dined with someone else. Perhaps after this he would have a talk with Casey.

“That’s great, because I got you a little something for dessert,” He lifted the bag in his hand before gesturing to the assortment of candies littered around her desk, “Seeing as your fond of sweets, I took it upon myself to get you some as a sign of my gratitude.”

She tried to mask her excitement but ultimately failed as she squealed in delight, standing up to hug Mobius’ surprisingly muscular frame, “Thank you, Mobius! Thank you so much!” A few shh’s were heard and she let go of their hug and apologized sheepishly at her office mates.

“I don’t know about you, but I think this is an appropriate place to eat your sweets,” She pouted and tilted her head in confusion before Mobius leaned in, his lips brushing against her ear as he whispered, “Some people might want a taste for themselves, when in fact all that I have is for you.”

While one of his hands carried the bag, he held out his hand for her to take; his logic did make sense to her, so she nodded and took hold of his hand. Pleased with her decision not only to follow him but to entangle her hand with his, he led them into the one of the viewing/meeting rooms that he knew would be vacant. Locking the door after entering, he then motioned for her to sit down on the chair.

Placing the bag on the floor, he got the contents out and placed the varieties of lollipop on the table; her eyes gleamed up in surprise and wonder, “Oh my God you have all possible flavors!” Her hands quickly grabbed the lollipops, carefully reading the wrapper which stated its flavor.

“I thought it would be fun if we make a game out of it,” Mobius spoke up with a dark glint in his eyes that she was far too naive to notice, “What game did you have in mind?” Before answering her, he made the move to untie the knot of his tie and lifted it up in one hand, “The game is I blindfold you, feed you a lollipop, then you have to guess which flavor it is.”

“Seems simple enough,” She shrugged, feeling fairly confident she’ll be able to identify each flavor, “Is there a point system to it? What happens to the winner and the loser?”

“I’ll be giving you four lollipops to try, and if you name them all correctly, I’ll convince Ravonna to give you a week off, sounds good?” At the thought of having the whole week off, she thought of the different hobbies that were famous on Earth that she was dying to try out and nodded with a wide grin, “And if I fail to name them?”

“If you fail to name even just one flavor, you have to do what I say,” Though his words were dark, the smile and tone he had suggested otherwise which led her to believe that he simply meant he’d read case files for him and whatnot so she smiled, “Deal!”

Mobius stood up and walked behind her and placed the silk tie on her eyes before securely fastening it behind her head, “Is it too tight?” She shook her head no, “Let the game begin!”

He chuckled at her enthusiasm before dragging the chair he sat on so he could sit beside her, then he reached for a lollipop, removing the wrapper and pushed the candy in her lips. It was absurd how the simple sight of her lickig up the treat had him biting down on his lip to prevent the groan that threatened to come out, “It’s cola! And I think it’s Chupa Chups too, considering the small size of it.”

“One point for youm” Mobius declared before removing the treat from her lips, she pouted at the lack of candy in her lips. But it wasn’t long before she heard the crinkle of plastic which signalled Mobius had chosen another lollipop to give her. This time, however, he chose a swirl lollipop and gently pushed it on her lips.

Her hand felt for the stick and Mobius’s breath hitched when their hands touched once more, but to her it didn’t mean as much since she was focused solely on putting together the flavor of the candy, “Is it tropical fruit?”

“Indeed it is, sweetie,” Her tongue stopped licking the lollipop at the nickname, feeling her cheeks heating up but quickly composed herself by sitting up straight and pushing the lollipop away from her lips. Mobius quickly discarded the lollipop and smirked to himself when he grabbed for the last lollipop she’d be licking. Pushing it past her lips was easier considering how slender it was, and the agent was now hard in his pants as he watched her take nearly all of the lollipop in her mouth while she worked on identifying the flavor, “Any idea on what it is?”

Pulling the lollipop away and licking the tip of it, she nodded with a smile before guessing, “A banana split lollipop!” His lust for her was slight pushed aside as he was now genuinely amazed with how she was able to easily identify the lollipop and its flavors, “That’s incredible, sweetie,” He stood up as he quickly disposed of the lollipop and worked on quietly unbuckling his belt and sliding his zipper down, “Now the next lollipop is a bit different than the rest.”

“How so?”

He stroked his cock with one hand as he looked down on her plump lips, “Well this lollipop is not meant for being bitten, sweetie. You can only lick it,” She didn’t question what he said because she had seen some lollipops that were too fragile or soft to be bitten, so she naturally assumed the same for the next treat. One of his hands grabbed her soft one, guiding her to hold onto the base of his cock, while his tip was gently prodding her mouth, “Go ahead and have a taste of the lolly, sweetie.”

Obediently, she circled her lips around the tip of his cock while her tongue immediately placed kitten licks on the hardened cock; Mobius threw his head back in pleasure, trying his best to hold his moan in. Innocently, she squeezed the base of his cock harder in frustration since she could not recognize the taste of the lollipop, she pulled away with a pop, “I don’t think I’ve tasted this before.”

“Oh yeah?” Mobius smirked, “What’s it taste like, sweetie?” At his question, she proceeded to put the “lollipop” back in her mouth, letting half of the treat in her mouth while her tongue continued to swirl around the tip expertly before pulling back until only the tip of Mobius’s cock was in her mouth while she replied, “At first it tasted salty, with a bit of tang,” To make sure of what it tasted like, she slid her mouth back, encompassing nearly his whole cock before concluding, “But the syrup made it a whole lot sweeter!”

Mobius laughed silently to himself; in his pleasure-filled brain he failed to realize that pre cum left his tip and that's what she probably referred to as sweet. “I’m giving you one last chance to guess what kind of flavor it is, sweetie.”

Determined to figure out it’s taste, she kitten-licked the tip once more while her hand felt for the base, surprised when the lollipop somehow got longer. She figured that trying to fit all of it in her mouth would help her pinpoint the exact flavor, so that’s exactly what she did. In one smooth stroke, she welcomed Mobius’s cock in her warm, wet mouth. The agent had to bunch her hair as his hips moved in small circles, consequently causing her nose to press against the smooth cloth of his jeans.

When she felt the fabric of his jeans, she was alarmed and removed her hand from the base of his cock and scrambled to remove his necktie that shielded her eyes. A muffled groan was all that left her once she saw that she had been sucking him off this whole time, his hand pressing onto the back of her head firmly, not letting his cock escape her mouth.

“Oh when you struggle like that, it just adds to my pleasure, sweetie,” Mobius informed her as he began thrusting his hips slowly, loving the drag of his cock against her tongue. Tears started to pool out of her eyes, embarrassed and aroused with the whole ordeal. The hand that wasn’t grabbing onto her hair, wiped the few tears that escaped her eyes as he cooed comfortingly, “Don’t cry, sweetie. You may have lost the game but don’t worry, I’ll make you feel good, yeah?”

When he removed his cock from her mouth, she gasped for breath and was about to bargain with him when he forced her to stand up, and in one quick motion, ripped her off her uniform and underwear, all before sitting down on the chair and looking at her body with desire.

“You’ve been hiding quite figure behind those dull clothes, hm?” He smirked, revelling in the way she shielded her breasts with her arms, legs crossing in an attempt to hide her intimate area while she eyed her ruined clothes, “Why don’t you be a good sweetie for me and ride my cock?”

He was stroking himself once more while he ordered her to, and while part of her wanted to say no, a stern look from his eyes contradicted with his soft smile had her obeying him. Placing both of her hands on his shoulders, she slowly lowered her pussy onto his cock.

Impatiently, Mobius planted his hands on her hips, forcing her to take all of him at once. A choked out moan escaped her once she felt his hard, pulsing length enter her tight, wet pussy. “Fuck you feel even better than I imagined, sweetie,” He admitted as he gently lifted her up and right back down, her thighs jiggling against his clothed ones.

She was pushing at his shoulders as if it would wake up his conscience and make him stop his assault on her, but with every drag of his cock in her walls, she just found herself wanting it faster and harder. “Please, please,” She moaned out, biting her lip when his tip found her sweet spot. Smirking at her state, he mocked her softly, “Please what, sweetie? Do you want it harder?” And to provoke her even more, he lifted his hips in time with her pussy going down on his length. As a result, her hands toyed with the hair at the nape of his neck, pulling on it slightly as she nodded breathlessly.

“Or do you need it faster?” The movement in his hips stopped, drawing a whine from her which sounded heavenly, and in turn he lifted her up and down his cock in a rapid pace which made her tits bounce up and down, enticing Mobius even more.

“Just want you,” She managed to let out in between pants which turned into an elongated whine when Mobius leaned down to suck on a nipple all the while he lifted her up and down off his cock, “Want you so bad. Please, please, please.”

“I don’t know sweetie,” His voice may have sounded sweet but it was still as poisonous as it could be, “I don’t know if you could be a good little sweetie for me.” Once he deemed that her nipple had been nibbled, licked, and pulled on enough he switched to the other, ensuring that it got the same treatment.

“I'll do anything you want,” She admitted as her hand clenched on his suit jacket so tight they were starting to wrinkle, “Gonna be a good sweetie for you.”

One of his hands smacked her ass repeatedly before returning to her hips, “That’s more like it,” He said before blindly reaching for the banana split lollipop she had tried on earlier, sliding it carefully past her lips, “I want you to keep this lollipop inside your mouth, okay?”

She nodded as best she could with a lollipop in her mouth and an even bigger one ramming in and out of her cunt, “Keep licking and sucking on that lollipop and I’ll reward you okay?”

“What’s my reward?” She muffedly wondered before moaning out, Mobius had pinched both of her nipples causing her to still for a moment before moving her hips once again; it was only that moment when she realized that it was her doing all the work as she rode the agent she had been crushing on, that it wasn’t him lifting her up and down.

“I’m gonna make you cum, sweetie,” He groaned out loud when one of her hand held onto the handle of the lollipop, forcing the candy deeper in her expert mouth and the other hand taking a hold of one of his, guiding it to her clit — which was her way of asking him to rub her, which he gladly complied to, “And even better, I’m gonna fill you up with my cum. Gonna make sure it runs past your pussy and onto your legs.”

Thrilled with the idea of her exiting the room with ripped clothes, flushed face, and cum running out of her legs, she rode him harder and faster, to the point that Mobius panted as he tried to keep up with her movements.

“Fucking hell I knew you’d be a slut,” He moaned out as he continued to rub her clit in circular motions while his other hand slapped both her ass cheeks. The words coming out of his mouth matched with the way his hands were roaming her ass and clit made her walls clench on his cock, signaling her impending orgasm.

“Oh you like being called a slut?” It was more of a hypothetical question really, but in her haze-filled mind, she thought it demanded an immediate answer, “‘M your slut, Mobius. All yours. No one else can fuck me like you can.”

Watching her take the lollipop all the way in her mouth plus the way her body hypnotically bounced up and down his cock made him go feral as he placed both of his hand on her ass, alternating between spanking and caressing it as he took control once more of how she was sliding in and out of his cock.

“A good slut of mine cums when she’s told to, can you do that, sweetie?” She nodded as though she understood what was asked of her but the reality was she was too far gone and instead could only feel her orgasm coming, but needed one last push, “Then cum for me, cum for me and I’ll fill you up with my spunk. Gonna make you my whore.”

It wasn’t just his words that pushed her to the edge, it was how his lips enclosed one of her swollen nipples in his mouth as he spoke those filthy words, how a long, thick finger of his prodded her asshole while the other hand continued to land firm spanks on her ass cheek, and the way she felt his cock throbbing even more as the tip repeatedly graze her sweet spot.

You’d think with the lollipop in her mouth it would muffle the sounds she let out, but if anything it failed to mute her moans and pants. For a brief moment Mobius feared that someone heard them, but when he felt himself paint her walls with his cum, he didn’t find it in himself to care.

“Take all my cum, sweetie. Don’t want a single ounce to spill inside you just yet,” It amazed him how she was still softly riding him, milking him for all his worth. He opened his eyes and fell in love with how she was looking at him already with pleasure and want. “Was I good for you, sir?”

Though the title came out of nowhere, it definitely made him hard and ready to fuck her again. Clicking his lips, he tilted his head a bit as if to tease her, “I don’t know sweetie, let’s see if you were good for me,” She was confused for a moment before he pulled the stick of the lollipop out of her mouth and was pleased to see that she was able to lick the candy until it was basically all finished up, “It seems like you have been good for me, sweetie!”

Giggling softly, she wrapped her arms around his neck, burying her face in the skin there while planting soft kisses. Mobius threw the stick on the ground before hugging her frame into his chest, feeling her hardened nipples against his shirt.

“Does that mean I get to lick your lollipop once again, sir?”

#agent mobius x reader #agent mobius x fem!reader #dark!agent mobius x reader #dark!agent mobius x fem!reader #softdark!agent mobius x reader

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queenjosielaufeyson · 3 years

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The Moment When: Loki and Y/N Got Together

College AU Loki x Stark!Reader

Warnings: None

Sylvie and Mobius had been hyping Loki up all day. That didn't stop him from being a nervous mess. “Come on Loki she totally likes you!” Sylvie said.

“Yeah I mean she wants to meet up with you to study!” Mobius said.

“For all I know her friends that are also in the class will be there!” Loki shouted running his hands through his hair.

“Loki for the love of god just calm down!” Sylvie shouted. “You have been simping over this girl since freshman orientation and now she has invited you on a study date. Look even if it just ends up being as friends she invited you and that’s progress so go out there and charm her like you do with every other girl.”

“That’s the thing Sylvie she isn’t every other girl when I’m near her,” Loki sighed “Words can’t describe how I feel when I’m near her, I can barley function.”

“We know it’s kinda funny to watch.” Mobius said.

“Not helping Mobius!” Sylvie said hitting him. “Just make her laugh ok? You said she’s the smartest girl in the class so clearly she just wants your company so make her smile so that way she can’t be without your company.”

“Thanks Sylvie.”

“Hey that’s what best friends are for now get out of here before your late!” Sylvie said pushing him out the door.

“You guys are gonna leave my dorm room right?” Loki said as he left which was met with silence “Right?”

“Yeah of course! Once the snacks are gone!” Mobius called back as Loki ran down the hall.

“Great” Loki mumbled as he made his way to the library. Once he got there he found Y/N waiting for him.

“Hey Loki!” she greeted him with a smile.

“Hi Y/N.”

“So I was thinking that we should get a study room. That way we can concentrate on what we’re working on, I may love Shakespeare but sometimes I find it hard to focus on it.” Y/N laughed nervously.

“Yeah whatever you wanna do.” Loki gave a nervous smile.

“Good because I already got us the room!” She exclaimed grabbing his arm to bring him to the study room she got. Sitting down Y/N began un packing her backpack pulling out her books and laptop and snacks lots of snacks. “I brought snacks cause you can’t study without snacks.”

“I agree! Unfortunately for me my friends are in my room eating my snacks as we speak.”

“I always keep snacks on me, they’re a necessity and trust me my friends appreciate it when they’ve been in class all day and I hand over some snacks, Wanda and Nat especially they need snacks to get through Shakespeare which I don’t blame them sometimes Shakespeare can be hard and if you’re trying to understand it on an empty stomach.” Y/N paused “Sorry I’m rambling. I ramble when I’m nervous.” she chuckled.

“No it’s ok, wait your nervous. Why?”

“I don’t know” She mumbled.

“I’m nervous too.” Loki admitted, “The only reason my friends are in my room right now is because they had to hype me up before I came here.” Loki said “I wasn’t gonna stand you up or anything, I was just nervous in case this was a date.”

“Do you want it to be a date?”

“Well yes and no. If we’re gonna go on a date I’d like to take you on a proper one. Dinner maybe? I’ll pay, then maybe a walk around campus perhaps or anywhere that you wanna walk around where we can chat, cause we haven't gotten to do that much, I mean you’re just so pretty that I can barley think let alone talk to you. And damn now I’m rambling.”

Y/N smiled and began packing up her stuff.

“What are you doing?”

“Well you’re taking me to dinner aren't you?”

“I uh yeah. Yes. Where would you like to go?”

“You said you’d pay so you pick and next time I’ll pick because I’ll be paying.”

“Ok well let’s go.” Loki smiled taking Y/N’s hand.

“Can I just drop all this stuff at my apartment first?”

“You could leave it in my dorm since it’s closer? Then we can walk into town go to this little place I know?”

“Yeah that’ll be great!”

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diamondcitydarlin · 2 years

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How do you picture the lokius reunion going in season 2? Do you believe in the ‘Sylvie enchanted Loki theory’?

I'm gonna be honest, any time I try to think of season 2 as it's shaping up to be right now I try to imagine the WORST things it could possibly be so maybe if my standards are like...below sea level I won't be shocked or disappointed. But I also, as it stands, don't plan to watch season 2 unless I see something that absolutely compels me to because I don't think the team that exists is interested in writing a show I would like.

So, here are some worst case scenario possibilities I've thought up, really tried to anticipate W*ldron's mediocrity here: 1) Season 2 opens with, inexplicably, Loki deciding he needs to "go find Sylvie" (because according to Tom and the others this -is- the plan) for reasons that really only seem like more of Loki's "she needs me" assertion which is rooted in...nothing. New Mobius helps him do that or something and then disappears from the narrative entirely and no one even cares about old Mobius because this is the S*lki show now okay? 2) idk some other combo of events that ends with Mobius being sidelined/forgotten/reduced to just a few scenes on the side and further pivots Loki into a simp for his female self. My brain starts to melt when I try to anticipate what will actually happen lmao.

Of course...what I'd like to see is a totally different thing, because one can absolutely pull a better plot out of what happened (such as it was) in season one. It's not gonna happen, but it could. Like, it makes more sense to me that Loki's goal at this point would concern the multiverse itself and not necessarily a focus on finding/saving one particular person or another. Everything's been split open now and he's in another timeline entirely than where he came from, so clearly the shit has hit the fan. He may indeed just have a glorious purpose again, just not one that he avidly asked for lol. (and why on earth would he go after Sylvie specifically other than to address this issue? How does that AT ALL make sense after she has made it very clear nothing's happening here? It was a bit of a stretch that Loki would believe she 'needed him' at all, the concept of him still trying to trail after her to 'save' her or win her affections or whatever goal he's supposed to have is unsettling to me for a number of reasons)

As such, my initial Lokius reunion would be bittersweet because it'd be this alternate version of Mobius- one that does not know Loki and has not been groomed to be an expert on them, likely doesn't even know who they are. Maybe Loki goes with Mobius' initial guess that he's an Agent for awhile, but eventually I'd like to see him kinda lose it in a moment of vulnerability and admit the truth to new Mobius; "I knew you before...and you knew me, perhaps with better clarity than I've ever known myself" he admits he was a variant, etc, and when tears start to gather at the reminder that ever again finding the Mobius he knew in the brand new mess that is the open, unregulated multiverse would be like looking for a needle in a haystack, this new Mobius is there for him with just the right words he needs to hear to get back on track.

Okay but at the same time, I'd have us follow the original Mobius in his own subplot on the side. Now that Ravonna's left and Kang has been unseated, maybe his version of the TVA has really started to fall apart (literally, maybe walls are fucking falling down like how cool would the visual of the timekeeper's huge statue heads breaking off and falling several stories be). Him and B-15 realize they need to get the fuck out of there (maybe they take Casey with them bc I love him your honor) and so they do, and thus begins their side journey to the same goal Loki is trying to reach.

I...also just want visuals of OG!Mobius becoming further unwraveled as he travels- his hair could grow out, maybe B-15 helps him learn better hand-to-hand combat with the pruning sticks, he becomes a bit more rugged in that time. And who doesn't want that lol

From there, I'd have both of their plots run side by side until they intersect somewhere towards the third act of the season, ideally in the middle of a heated moment, or maybe this one idea I have of them both trying to sneak around/into some kind of fortress or lair that is of importance, trying to stay hidden from enemies, until they end up just bumping into each other lol.

And even more fun, both of them knows the multiverse is split and perhaps prior to this both of them have met multiple versions of each other, so neither of them realizes at least at first that this is -the- original thing, not aided by the fact that Mobius' hair has grown out and he's wielding pruning sticks like num-chuks lmao (thank you fan art!)

"M-Mobius...! Well...-a- Mobius anyway..." (he pulls out his dagger and holds it as Mobius throat) "So? Are you friend or foe, Mobius?"

But Mobius has the sharp end of a pruning stick against Loki's abdomen before he can do anything.

"I could ask the same of you."

(and then they spar and it's kind of sexual tension-y/almost playful like they're both enjoying it more than anything, until one or the other says something that only the OG version would know about)

As for the enchanting theory; I am not at all confident that this will manifest as a thing in canon, as it seems the writers really want to believe Loki's behavior can just be explained by 'he somehow fell in love with someone he knew for 12 hours despite having trust issues'. However, it indisputably makes sense with what's happened already and would be a very powerful way to kick-off the second season and reconcile some of the weird choices made in the first one. So yeah, I -want- to believe it. I believe a writer worth their salt would take advantage of it, but that's not anyone who works on this show so probably won't happen.

Thankfully Lokius has a huge, extremely talented fandom that have carried on their story better than Marvel could ever hope to with the millions, billions of dollars they have at their disposal. Absolutely tragic lol.

#lokius

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hard-boiled-criminal · 3 years

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Venus Ambassador - 1

Loki x gender neutral reader

Loki tv spoilers

Prologue

You could feel your frustration build as you read through a court hearing where the judge and the defendant just kept going in circles, repeating themselves over and over and you were sick of it.

With a groan, you tossed it back on to the desk and leaned back in your chair, massaging your temples to try and soothe your growing headache.

‘I wasn’t made for all this legal shit,’ you thought, frustrated and annoyed. ‘Couldn’t they have, I don’t know, spiced it up a bit for me at least? All I’m asking for is maybe some more information on these different worlds and species. It’d be good to know what the heck a Daijiq is, not about how “x did this and altered the timeline so we gotta dust ‘em” and all that boring bullshit. They’re just having me read the court transcripts and write documents about how my dimension works. Not to mention making me watch that Hanna-Barbera-esque cartoon and then quizzing me on it.’

With another groan of mental pain you slouched back forward.

“You know what? Maybe I just need a (tea/coffee) break. Yeah, that sounds nice.”

You stand up from your chair and stretch, groaning as your bones and muscles protest at moving after being idle for so long. Thankfully, you were able to easily convince the TVA to provide you with a (tea/coffee) maker, which now sat and a small table in the corner of the room. You purposely placed it in the corner furthest away from your desk so that you’d be forced to get up and stretch your legs every so often, lest your muscles waste away into nothingness.

As your beverage was brewing, two knocks rapped at your office door. Before you could respond, they let themselves in. They held up a manilla folder and gave you a nod.

“New variant case.”

“Thanks.”

They placed the folder on your desk and promptly left. It seems neither you nor the TVA were still quite used to each other’s presence, despite you being here for a month already. You couldn’t really blame them. Afterall, your dimension’s inner workings completely went against their own and their ideals.

With a sigh, ‘more paperwork. Great,’ you head back to your desk with your piping hot drink. Not wanting to pick up that dreadfully boring court transcript you were reading, you decided you might as well take a look at the new file.

You take a sip of your drink as you open the file and gasp, accidentally letting in too much of the almost-boiling drink. You immediately start coughing and sputtering, and your tongue is definitely burned. After your coughing fit subsides, you rub your eyes and look at the file again in disbelief. You had only learned that this was the TVA in the Marvel Cinematic Universe last week; you weren’t expecting one of the characters to be here as a variant so soon!

Loki.

Drink forgotten on the desk, you grab the file and rush out of the room. You couldn’t let your anxiety take over now, not when you had the chance to meet the Loki. If we were talking about problematic favorites, then they were number one on the list. ‘I mean, they’re a villain and they’re hot. What was I supposed to do? Not simp over them?’ You knew Loki would be here eventually, having seen the trailers for the tv show, but when you arrived here, you had no idea what point of the timeline you were at. The show hadn’t aired yet, so you have no idea what’s to come. That thought makes you both nervous and excited.

It doesn’t take you long to reach the circulation desk. You hand the file to the person sitting there, and a bit out of breath you ask, “that variant… where are they?”

They give you a strange look before looking through their own files. “It looks like they are currently with Agent Mobius in Time Theater A, floor 2WE.”

“Thank you,” you hurriedly grab the file and speed-walk to the elevator. You’re not about to risk running through halls filled with armed TVA that could vaporize you with a single tap from their zappy sticks, especially since it seemed many of them didn’t quite like you. Luckily, there’s an elevator close by and you get there quickly, waiting for it to come to your floor after hitting the button. As soon as you confirm the elevator is empty after the doors open, you rush in and hit the button labelled ‘2WE.’ Now stuck with nothing to do but wait, your mind finally has a chance to catch you up on all the anxiety you forgot about—all those doubts that started to build up, wondering if this was a good idea. You start to pace around the small space as nerves get the better of you, nearly jumping out of your skin when the elevator dings and the doors slide open. There’re people rushing about, like always, and you do your best to squeeze past them to Time Theater A.

You slip through the theater doors as quickly as possible, letting out a quick sigh of relief as soon as you’re out of the crowd. You look up, and there he is, sitting on the steps to your left, face in hands and tesseract beside him.

He looks so… lost.

“Um, are you okay?” You asked without thinking, immediately berating yourself in your head. ‘Stupid! Of course, he’s not okay! They just got kidnapped by the TVA and now look at them! He looks so… despaired? Unsure? Like everything he thought he knew was a lie? Again?!’

He glances up at you, slightly lifting his head out of his hands and raises an eyebrow.

You stand there awkwardly for a couple seconds, not quite sure what to do. ‘They seem like a tea person; I should’ve brought tea… wait, shit, I don’t have a thermos. There’s no way I could bring some tea all the way down here without spilling it all over myself and—okay, you know what. Fuck it,’ you leave all caution to the wind and walk over to him, sitting on the steps to his left.

“…that was a stupid question, wasn’t it?” you said, letting out a single self-deprecating huff of laughter. A moment of silence passed between the two of you. You take a deep breath. “It’s okay to feel things, you know. It’s also okay to let others see that you feel things. I know that it’s hard, but sometimes it’s easier with a stranger. So, if you want to, you can…vent? Fuck, sorry, I can’t think of the other word for it, and you don’t have to do anything you’re not comfortable with—actually, you know what, forget it, just forget I said anything at all and now I’m rambling and making a fool of myself—okay, deep breaths.”

You felt absolutely mortified. He you were, tiny insignificant mortal you, trying to comfort a literal deity who you may or may not simp for and making a complete fool of yourself. This time, it’s your turn to bury your face in your hands. You want to scream in frustration at yourself, but there’s no way you’d do that in front of them. You peek at them between your fingers to see that he’s looking at you with confusion written on his face.

“Heheh… sorry about that. I tend to ramble a lot… especially when I don’t know what to do,” you take another deep breath and turn to look at them. “But where are my manners. I’m (y/n), nice to meet you—"

“Loki,” Agent Mobius cuts you off as he enters the room, wielding the phaser stick.

‘This… this is not a good situation right now, is it?’

Hey. I know some people (like myself) like to be added to the taglist so… if you wanna… lemme know and I’ll slap your name on it. Ok. So. I’m going to try to update this weekly as the episodes air. Maybe biweekly if I need to cut some chapters in half because they’re long and I wanna post what I’ve finished so far. But maybe, just maybe, as we get further into the series, I’ll drop some little omakes here and there, small fluffy interactions…

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mimsylovesloki · 3 years

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Episode 5-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

Bruh I’m so friggin excited

Thanks for reminding me of mobius and Loki being pruned… I totally needed that

Man tom has really beautiful eyes

IM SO EXCITED FOR ALLIGATOR LOKI

Back in the TVA huh?

Upside down Dutch camera angle huh?

I really hope they introduce Kang, I mean, Ravonna IS Kang’s GF in the comics

Okay we left the TVA

Ruined New York purgatory?

Digging this soundtrack

Alioth??? Hello??? Who is you???

Ravonna doesn’t know either? Hmmm I don’t trust her

BRUH I CALLED IT!!! THEY CANT DESTROY TIMELINES THEY CAN ONLY CUT THEM OFF

I don’t believe her… if she really wanted to know who was behind this after watching the timekeepers prove to be fake then why on earth would she prune Loki then huh?

GATOR LOKI IS SO CUTE

Damn emotional Loki

“Which I’m heartbroken to report I didn’t even find all that strange.” Poor baby

Bruh stop trippin

Bruh I’m trying so hard not to laugh rn. The way old Loki is talking to alligator Loki is killing me. I have been watching Jessie recently with the kids I babysit and now I’m being reminded of Mrs. Kipling, the Asian water monitor.

Loki is so done with this lmaoo

Okay wow these subtitles are having big trouble keeping up and staying accurate…

Poor Loki lmao

Kid Loki killed thor oh my gosh

How??? Why??? But Loki isn’t evil!!! Well, maybe THIS version is I guess…

Oh hey Mjolnir

Wait what’s in the jar?? IS THAT FROG THOR? THROG?? OH MY GOSH IT IS

Bruh they all have glorious purposes

Loki don’t be a simp

Mall Santa throne

Miss minutes is back

Miss minutes is sus

I still don’t trust Ravonna

Called it

Treacherous biotch

She’s behind it I know it. Working for her BF Kang

She’s behind it bruh I know

Just one good memory?? AGHHHHHH MY BELOVED

She pruned herself!!!

SYLVIE MY BELOVED

Lmaooooo black Loki liar

Haha alligator Loki ate the neighbors cat

Bruh I’m getting major Paradigm vibes (you need to check out that game if you haven’t)

“But blades are worthless in face of a Loki sorcery” at least THIS man gets it

He missed his brother and of course the TVA goes “hahaha no you’re not allowed.”

God of Outcasts is better than the Loser Club don’t @ me

Sooo whats black Lokis past then? And what about more of kids Loki?

Lmao sounds terrifying as a woman Loki

Please don’t make Sylvie the crutch to save the day. Let tom hiddleston be the hero please

They’re gonna laugh at his plan

Called it

OH EVEN MORE LOKIS HOW LOVELY

PRESIDENT LOKI

Oh hey Sylvie

You in a nest?

Oh my

Girl you better run

Hahahahaha uh oh

Oh my! She’s sending stuff

MOBIUS OH MY GOSH YES

I’m calling it now it’s him

YES YES YES YES YES

HELL YEA MY GUY

Two tom Hiddleston’s

So how did he get an army

Lmao

The chaos is palpable

OH??????

WHAT

ALLIGATOR LOKI BIT OFF PRESIDENT LOKIS HAND AND THEN HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

I’m not so happy about the way that ended. At least not with the girlish scream from president Loki… seemed wildly out of character.

I’m so confused

I have no idea how to feel

Lmao TVA Loki is so damn confused and over everything

Alligator Loki didn’t betray you!! He’s a good boy!

How do you know it’s a death sentence??? Huh??? Maybe it’s the answer!

Sooo does every single pruned person ever get sent here or his mobius also a Loki?

HAHAHA I CALLED IT! ALIOTH IS THE ANSWER.

Cannibals huh? Lovely

Hold on guys it’s Lokis love

“Is he a coward or is he being brave?” “Not too sure.” Same

REUNION BABY

Us as an alligator

Stop bickering

Please please please give Loki a good moment. Let him be badass please for God’s sake

What happened to the hunter from the last episode?

Oh here we are

Please they better not hurt her

I know she wasn’t trustworthy. Gosh I hate Renslayer.

She’s still tryna protect whoever gave her power. Renslayer I will revel in your defeat.

Man I’ve missed mobius

Mobius cares about Loki!!! Even Sylvie knows!

Wdym it’s cold? Homie your a frost giant

LOKI CAN CONJURE BLANKIES. New fanfic idea oh heck yea.

Lmao oh great they’re in denial about feelings

Awkward teens in love

You have Loki!

Oh gosh the awkward tension!

AWWWWW HE SHARED THE BLANKET

It’s like watching two awkward teenagers on their first date ever in their lives.

Yea loki but you were also betrayed by your father and home sooooo

Loki. You know you can be happy without ruling.

Together.

Oh my gosh my heart is loving the awkwardness

What the freak are those bird like things

Still better than the devils anus

I need Sylvie to teach Loki how to enchant

He’s sticking beside her

FLAME SWORD HELL YEA

Conjured a hilt. Can you please conjure a badass asgardian outfit too?

Burn it to the ground.

OH MY GOSH I KOVE THEM ALL

Hug

Please

YESSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE CALLED MOBIUS A FRIEND

Mobius how dare you call Sylvie your favorite

Tom you will always be my favorite

Reminds me kind of Dormamu

The skull in alioth looks like a wolf skull

Loki if you get yourself killed I’ll never forgive you

Is this where he does the come and get me?

CALLED IT

Flame sword babyyyy

What’s going to work? Teeeeaaaamwork

LOKI TEAM UP

HOLY CRAP THAT LOKI IS POWERFUL

HOMIE RECREATED ASGARD

HOLY CRAP

ENCHANT TOGETHER YESSS

OH MY GOSH

THIS IS SO COOL

Cmon Loki you can do it!!

Save old Loki cmon!

YESSSSSSAAAA

SAVE HIM PLEASE

Please

Pease

Please

Glorious purpose

Don’t die please

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No….. MARVEL STOP KILLING OUR LOKIS FOR GOD SAKE

They did it! But old Loki is gone… and I’m sad…

Where’s kid Loki and gator Loki?

Are we not gonna see black Loki again? I was excited for him

Don’t you dare go to credits

YOU SONNUVA

At least it ended on a happier note this time…

But I miss old Loki already… please tell me he’s not dead… but I suppose since pruning already doesn’t kill them, it’d be cheap to have Alioth also not kill them..

Rest In Peace old Loki. You died with honor in battle… you will be in Valhalla. I know it.

I heard the Kablooie gum was a reference to Calvin and Hobbes and lemme just say that is the best thing ever

Dang no end credit or mid credit scene

Wow this was a crazy episode. Some parts I loved, some parts I was very much not happy with. Mostly the scene with president Loki. I hoped that would be much longer and that it would play more into the overall story, not just a throwaway scene to reference a comic and have a quick laugh. I’m fine with alligator Loki biting off that Loki’s hand, but not with the childish scream afterwards… that felt very out of character.

Can’t wait for the final episode!!! Nothing better happen to Loki or Sylvie. I hope we get to see the other Lokis again. I also want to know more about kid Loki and black Loki. Why did kid Loki kill Thor and how? What’s up with black Loki and what was his nexus event? We didn’t even get to learn about his hammer. I’m fine with not learning about alligator Loki. It’s fine to have that be a fun mystery imo. It was funny seeing throg very briefly too. But I have too many questions that I know won’t be answered in only one more episode which is disappointing. Maybe we can learn more in the supposedly confirmed season two? I hope so. I’m really curious about how they are going to wrap things up and what the fates of everyone will be. I hope this isn’t an isolated event that doesn’t tie into phase four at all. I really want Loki in Multiverse of Madness. Not just Sylvie although idk if we can get both of them in, but I don’t want this show to be Sophia Di Martino’s only appearance in the MCU.

I trust tom Hiddleston but I know marvel doesn’t always allow him to shine through as much as he could. I’m so hopeful for this show but my anxiety is also skyrocketing.

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I've been keeping my silence for too long on this. I'm stuck in rehab (again), and your Mobius thirst is the only thing sustaining me right now. The show and your blog has helped awaken something new in me. So what if that new thing is the desire to get rawed by Owen Wilson with a moustache?? I bet his cock could succeed where all my therapists are currently failing. I'd be truly Healed by the end. Loki can watch if he wants, but that's a whole 'nother story.

GFDHSAFKJD.......REHAB AND MOBIUS SIMP SOLIDARITY!!!!!! <333

#anonymous #replies #honestly i miss rehab blogging i was funnier then

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My Top Posts in 2021

Julian And His Sleeping Beauty

Hewwo, this is my first Julian x reader! Sorry if it's a bit ooc for Julian It's late from where I live but I hope y'all enjoy!

Julian woke up from his slumber, and for a long time in decades, had the sun in his eyes.

The Usher was quite confused...

How did I wake up here?

Where am I?

After all this thinking Julian realized, he spent the night with you, instead of his theater. You invited him over to your place, wanting to hangout with him in a new setting. Julian was at first hesitant to go, ‘I never leave my theater unless Adaru calls for me or if I’m invited to reign over Horror nights.’ But when he looked at you he changed his tune, he’ll come, all for his love.

Julian looked towards his dear, you were still sleeping, the sun shining on your face. He couldn’t help but smile, you looked so peaceful, so at ease, not worrying about the terrors of the previous night. Julian was happy that he was with you, that he earned your favor, that he was yours and you were his.

He had a love back when he was alive, how exciting but ever so naive young love was, you always think you would be with your partner forever. But unfortunately his love ended up leaving him for a richer, more attractive man. Julian was heartbroken, he knew that he was poor, he knew he wasn’t the most handsome man out there, but he thought, he thought that none of that mattered…

After that day he never really tried to find someone, he had flirted with few, and even grew feelings for some. But it never really was enough for him to actually try with anyone. Wanting someone to love and to be loved was what drew Julian to the Phantom, he saw a kinship to the Phantom and the want of companionship. In his mind though, Julian knew that love wasn’t for him.

Until he met you…

You brought life into his life unlike anything before, and he was happy to have you in his afterlife. The moment you walked into the theater he felt something he hasn't felt since his last love. Julian was a bit shy around you, stalking you around the theater without you noticing. But when he finally had the courage to show himself to you, it was the start of a friendship turned relationship.

From watching you from afar to staying over at your place, he couldn’t ask for anything else. You were the best thing to happen to him, he will forever stay at your side, and never leave. Julian pushed the hair out of your face, but at his touch, you started to wake.

“Good morning, my sleeping beauty~”

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Just saw Loki and Im a simp for Mobius especially when he was being Loki's therapist... Never thought I would simp for Owen Wilson but here we are

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A concept

Julian wearing a crop top...

24 notes • Posted 2021-03-16 15:25:20 GMT

But love shouldn't cost

An arm and a leg...

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People I simp for... 👉👈

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