#waiter life

[the-restau-rants]

A customer asked he they could have something that's not on the menu. We get this sort of request all the time, so that in and of itself wasn't that much of a red flag. When he followed it up with, "The kitchen has done this for me before", that's when the red flags started popping up. Almost any time that anyone prefaces a request with, "I get this all the time/I've had this before", it's almost always something stupid, and it's almost always a lie.

The customer proceeded to pull out his phone, and told me that he had taken a picture of it. Okay, crisis averted: If he has a picture of it, then he has, in fact, gotten it before. I look at his phone when he holds it up, and what do I see? Do I see a picture of the dish that he asked for, that he took at his table, so that we could recreate it in the future?

No, I do not.

What I see is a photo of the description of the item from another restaurant's menu.

Like, what the actual, literal fuck? Genuinely, I am speechless. I am upset that I lack the creativity necessary to make this up. He had a dish at another restaurant, and enjoyed it so much that he took a picture of the menu, and then took it to our restaurant, and asked us to make it for him.

#restaurant life #server life #waiter life #server problems #customer service #waiter problems #restaurant stories #server stories #waiter stories

[tomiyeee]

the fact that almost every time leo and mikey are paired up together in the show, it’s when they’re terrified out of their minds is very funny to me

#'you are NOT to have sibling bonding time unless it's in a life or death situation' #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #leo & mikey #equishit #rottmnt #i think they only have the waiter episode outside of this #i mean it is a very funny dynamic at least #the one time they're together and not scared they just spend the whole ep antagonizing each other

[thatsbelievable]

#How to Let the Waiter Know You are Insufferable #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #don’t be insufferable #the waiter’s job is difficult enough

[callmedylan]

Some official art of my susie and ness sibling AU!! + some security waiter

Mike, awkwardly: “damn…we both have dead siblings…we have so much in common!!!” (He’s trying his best)

#fnaf au #mike schmidt #securitywaiter #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #fnaf susie #posted this on tik tok as well #fearing for my life tbh tiktoks a mean place

[tea-tuesday]

i went to the most gorgeous café downtown today and had a latte and raspberry tiramisu dusted with cocoa powder. unfortunately, i am beginning to think about the bar and start planning my study schedule.. but first, coffee❣️☕

#i stood in front of the giant flower display to take a closer up pic and accidentally blocked the waiter from getting to other patrons😭😭 #he looked so annoyed so i apologized and immediately ran out of the premises as i am extremely non-confrontational #tea-tuesday #study inspiration #studyblr #mine #studyspo #lawblr #studying #law school #study motivation #study #law school tumblr #student life #cafe #washington dc

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

Headcanon that Mike isn't great at cooking so Ness is the one to cook.

canon.

everything Mike cooks gets burn or set on fire

"better over cooked than undercooked, right?" Mentality

Which is TRUE.....

but also omg sir you can't cook for shit

I'd like to think he'd try to get better at it though.... Having Ness cook when he gets off from a whole day of already doing so and waiting tables has gotta be rough.

So yeah, Mike's not the best at cooking... But I think he'd still try and get better over time as a result

It's cheesy, but it's the thought that counts :)

#omg shut up actually— #imagine Mike sneaking out to take cooking classes #he doesn't tell Ness at first bc not only is he embarrassed— #but he also knows Ness will feel bad about him spending money on this when they're not well off #but ultimately cooking is a life skill everyone should learn so good on my boy!!! #*compliments fictional character for taking action i made them take to fix a problem k created* #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #mike x ness #fnaf ness #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #my art #sketch #ask #anon #headcanons

[thisisnotkitty]

there's nothing quite like a ship that i've known about for less than 24 hours with two characters who have never interacted and one of the characters being a side character with 5 lines that gets me writing 1.3k in an hour!

#this is significantly funnier when u remember that im not even a writer #ive written one (1) fic in my entire life #im on ao3 a worrying amount of time though #so take that as you will #also yes this is #securitywaiter #mike x ness #ive got the whole outline done and im debating making it chaptered or one shot #its a 5+1 btw #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #fnaf #fnaf movie #abby schmidt #kitty.twt

[parusaro]

BOTW Zelda is truly the best, and the Zelda we've always deserved, and I love her. Do you know she fought Calamity Ganon alone for literally 100 years?

#me getting louder leaning over the table closer to the person across the booth while they desperately try to call the waiter: #do you know what being trapped in life or death combat for 100 years would do to someone psychologically?? #botw zelda #botw ganon #calamity ganon #ganon #zelda #princess zelda #the legend of zelda #arts

[kettlefire]

SuperPhantom!

(Written while high and half asleep)

"Excuse me?"

Danny shouldn't have said anything, like he really really shouldn't have. But he's at work, and this two hunters are poorly trying to discuss a case without him catching on.

Worse of all, they have their information completely wrong. Seriously, who thinks Shades are ever the real danger?

"I said you guys are looking at the wrong creature." Danny shrugged, standing at the edge of their both. The two hunters were clearly bigger than him, and maybe he was a little worried that he might garner unwanted attention.

But he couldn't let them just harm the poor things.

"We don't know what you're talking about."

Okay, the shorter one definitely has an anger problem. It's fine, Danny's dealt with Argon he can deal with this jackass. The taller one, actually seemed like he wanted to listen to what Danny had to say.

"If you want to waste you're time exterminating all the harmless Shades in the haunt, by all means go for it." Danny bit back, rolling his eyes at the glare he received. "I just figured you'd like to know that Shades' aren't strong enough to affect electricity, let alone kill someone."

Danny paused, glancing over his shoulder as his manager called his name. Right, he was at work, he can't spent all his time educate the two idiots on ghost kind.

"Well I have a job to get to so just, just... next time you talk about a hunt in public, try to be a little more discrete."

The looks and whispers he saw for the rest of his shift made him kind of regret speaking up, keyword being kind of. Danny's made quiet a good connection with every Shade he's come in contact with.

He'd be one lousy Ghost King if he just let people end Shades left and right.

He figured he was free from the scrutiny when the men paid their check and left. He watched the old car pull out of the parking lot, figured he managed to lose their interest.

That was until he was closing up the diner, and was ready to head home. Which is what he wanted to do, planned to do. Until he turned around from locking the door.

The old car sat in the empty parking lot, men standing outside of it, no doubt waiting for him.

#supernatural #danny fenton #danny phantom #superphantom crossover #superphantom #ghost king danny #supernatural danny phantom #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #Danny cares about all his ghosts #even the ones that try to take over the world #Sam def convinces Dean to go to Danny for more information #But Dean def is going to play the interrogation card #because how dare this twig of a child act like he knows more about hunting then the most seasoned hunters #impala #the impala #danny doesn't know cares; he's just positive that thing is old as hell #Server!Danny #Danny living his life as a small diner waiter

[dumbasskin-robin]

What if you were the love of my life at the wrong time and place? Haha.

#trigun #trigun stampede #vashwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #life gave me trimax pain so i made lemonade #sprinkles some small hcs of what if we were just 2 random ppl in the world in there #ww is a mechanic who does repairs for the local orphanage for free #vash is the world's clumsiest waiter who still salvages the food at the end #the kids love him. adults fear him. management (begrudgingly) likes him #robin does art

[the-restau-rants]

Sending Big Tip Energy to everyone working tonight.

#server life #waiter life #restaurant life

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

#hi. ive seen this movie 8x in theaters and twice on pirating sites. i am unwell #also sorry not sorry for the miguel slander. i am a miles loyalist thru and thru thst bitch is on thin ice #but also literally can't get over gwen “it really is so nice to get to talk to you. me & him its different. in every other universe...stacy #cause directly underneath that she's actually saying. “i missed you. and what i have with you i literally do not have with anyone else and. #you dont know this but ive met hundreds and thousands of spiderpeople. nd even in my friendship with hobie its not like what i have with yo #and im actually really smitten with you. the one person i shouldn't be smitten with bc there is no happy ending for us. and idk... #if i should hold off. and im letting you know all this so that you can decide for me. whether to take that lesp of faith or not with you. & #hope that say yes and make the first move so that i cant but help to just sink into you.“ #AND IT MAKES SENSE! SHE MET HIM JUST AS HE WAS LIVING THROUGH AN EXPERIENCE SHE DID. OF BECOMING SPIDEY. AND RIGHT AFTER #SUFFERING THE GREATEST TRAGEDY OF HER LIFE WHICH SHE WAS ABOUT TO BEAR WITNESS THRU WITH HIM. SHE WAS THERE FOR HIS UNCLE DYING AND WATCHED #HIM BECOME SPIDERMAN. WE FORGET THAT THEY ACTUALLY WENT THRU SOME HEAVY THINGS TOGETHER. THEYRE TRAUMABONDED. I KNOW THATS NOT WHAT THAT WO #ACTUALLY MEANS. BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT SHE CAN ONLY TALK TO MILES BC THEY PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND EO. #anyways idk why im shouting. im high rn. but crazy how all of that meaning was subtly thrown in there. like we got a confession scene folks #from gwen of all people! i love that for me. #also back to miguel: so i know he's hot. but if a hot person were to ever be rude to a waiter we agree theyre no longer hot right? right. #atsv #miles morales #itsv #miguel o'hara #the spot #ghostflower #gwiles #gwen stacy #ghost spider #gwen x miles #rio morales #across the spider verse #into the spider verse

[englass]

Concept/Title: Touch

Pairing(s): John Seed x Fem!Reader (because I was thinking of him when I started this, but—), Male!Character x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 402

Warning(s): NSFW/Explicit, Filth and Fluff, Implied Yandere? (was aiming for that originally but don’t think it completely carried through— oops)

A/N(s): I once famously said that Plains and Valleys would (very likely) be my only smut piece… As you can see, that’s now not quite true 🙈😅

-/-/-

You gasp, twitching in your prone position against the sheets. Held down gently by your lover as you keen high and reedy, his arm pinned across your abdomen as the fingers of his free hand curl inside you. Drawing out your orgasm and threatening to push you into another as he mouths at your cunt, tongue flat and firm against your clit as a satisfied growl rumbles in his chest.

The deep sound makes you clench tighter around his fingers, has you whining prettily for him as he rewards you with a teasing brush of his lips, a brief and gentle scrap of teeth against your sensitive skin.

God, you’re so gorgeous, he utters, voice wrecked between your thighs, so pretty for me like this; could watch you cum on my fingers all day. Fuck, I love you, —

Teeth sink into the meat of your thigh, a passionate bite that has you yelping as he suddenly thrust his fingers as deep as they can go with a growling snarl. Tears beading in the corners of your eyes at the sweet sting of overstimulation. Hand blindly grabbing at his wrist as you bite into the back of your other hand, barely stifling the almost tortured whine of his name.

I need you to cum for me again, he pants, sucking and worrying his tongue in a purposeful drag over the impromptu bite mark, Can you do that for me, sweetheart? You gonna be a good girl and cum for me, hm?

The tears run down the side of your face, writhing amongst the twisted sheets with a shake of your head. Wanting a reprieve from the onslaught of sensation against your sensitive skin.

No? Leaning close, bracketing you in under his sturdy form, his breath a hot caress against your ear and his thumb a soothing sweep across your tacky cheeks, brushing your tears away, Not even on my cock?

The offer makes you tighten around his fingers, whimper as that sting eases into something more, interest piqued as a new hunger curls low within your stomach.

You’ve been such a good girl for me. Doing so well taking my fingers, looking so pretty cumming on my tongue. Don’t you want more?

He moves down then back up. Lips kissing and brushing in a leisurely descent and climb over your stomach, chest, neck, jaw and cheek. Stopping once again to teasingly breath into your sensitive ear, Don’t you want me?

#oh waiter— some of this please! #urg if only I could be treated this way in real life #was planning on writing more when i started it but it’s been sitting as is in my drafts for months so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #posting as is #i’m absent enough already— might as well feed you something with a bit of spice as an apology 😉😅 #john seed #john seed x reader #john seed x female reader #character x reader #character x female reader #male character x female reader #yandere x reader #yandere x female reader #implied? #was my original intention but now it’s more subtle #my writing #my drabble #fc5 #far cry 5 #fc5 fanfic #far cry 5 fanfiction

[thatsbelievable]

#Three Things Every Waiter Should Know #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #waiters #solidarity

[akascow]

nothing important i just wanna say i am obsessed with the way ballister says ‘and no olives, hes allergic’

#its specifically the way he says allergic btw #i like how annoyed he sounds despite it being like a life saving thing to tell a waiter for someone who has food allergies lmao #how does one describe being obsessed with the specific way someone says something #its like those adhd sounds on tiktok that ‘itch the brain just right’ but its just a certain cadence in someones voice when they say a word #there should be a word for that bc i think about it alot #nimona #ambrosious goldenloin #ballister boldheart #nimona movie #nimona spoilers

[yunaisky]

Finally... Complete them all....

#thsc #the henry stickmin collection #henry stickmin collection #thsc oc #henry stickmin oc #andy postman #waiter andy #thsc valentine postman #valentine postman #Andy vinke #gacha life #gacha life2