No recent SCP has enchanted me like SCP-4723 and yet there's NO art of it
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fox and wolf dynamic... do u get me..........
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I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
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i maka da art (neapolitan trio my beloved)
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michael afton is rlly just The video game protagonist. he has a tragic backstory. he is traumatized. he is hunting his serial killer dad. the best fake name he can come up with is mike schmidt. he's an arsonist. he is a corpse. he watches soap operas. he is a business owner. he is dying for his father's sins. he is british.
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The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
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I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse
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The preacher may never marry us and my mama may never know you but I can kiss you over a flask of whiskey and dance with you under the stars and if that isn’t marriage I’m not sure what else God is looking for.
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always so scary to see a placw you’ve been irl online. like what are you doing on here
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This picture will be real in the mgs3 remake
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there are things in my tags you guys should be saving for a priest or a therapist
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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
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Literally why is Ben Shapiro so fistable
time to set this ask free
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