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The Boys (TV 2019- ) S01E07 “The Self-Preservation Society”

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

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She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

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[Our bard had rolled extremely high to seduce an NPC nobleman and the conversation consisted entirely of thinly veiled sexual innuendo about swords. After the NPC said he preferred to fight with longswords…]

Bard: I find it’s not the size of the sword, but the motions of the swordsman that really matters.

DM: This is the worst thing I’ve ever role played and I was in an original character Sonic The Hedgehog RPG when I was thirteen.

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Plot Twist: It's a single gender-fluid person named Jeffrey Kimberly and they get all of the coffee

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

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@glassbirds it's the Cucco from Hyrule Warriors

#legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #cucco #chicken attack

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This is just the best

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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If it looks stupid but works its not stupid

Pretty simple solutions.

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I don’t know why I feel compelled to reblog these every time they show up.

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That dog just annihilated a perfectly good picnic

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he’s boogieing

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Playing pokemon go

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

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birbs

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I have some questions