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byanyan · 1 year
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@apexulansis sent:ㅤ16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? (Other Than Knives Or Sharp Objects)
super detailed oc questionsㅤ✧ * º •ㅤaccepting
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ㅤyes, byan loves to collect things and they have several collections that they've been adding to for years. knives and sharp objects are obviously one of these, but far from the only one. there's a collection of cute jewelry stashed away in their bedside table, an impressively large selection of cute (and punky) clothing pieces & boots in their closet for a kid who has no legal source of income, as well as a slightly smaller collection of little plushie characters that sit around the pillows at the head of their bed. there's also a small assortment of merch for various magical girl anime that decorates their living space, but this collection is often harder to add to just because most items are only (easily) found online, and buying things off the internet is hard with no credit card (though they've definitely stolen some in the past to make such purchases). last but not least, there's a sizeable collection of cute acrylic keychains hanging from most of their bags — some are magical girl-adjacent, others are cute characters or animals, and there are some that are just simple kawaii aesthetic.
most of byan's collections are functional items, so they make use of a lot of them on the day to day — they'll mix and match their clothing & jewelry every day, and some part of their keychain collection is always clinking around on whichever bag they decide to use that day. 3 - 5 knives are on their person on any given day too; stuffed in their bag, concealed in their pockets, or strapped to their leg. the rest of the collections are decoration, things to make their room feel more like theirs, to brighten the place up a bit and make them feel more at home. ...and, as a kid who's grown up with nothing, byan really likes just having things. the items they have all mean a lot to them and they can be surprisingly protective of them (especially after the time they lost most of their belongings when they were kicked out of a foster home).
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anaslair · 3 months
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I’m a straight Bengali girl (daughter of Aphrodite), who’s a little chubby and has a lot of acne scars (both of which I’m insecure about, though, I’ve been staring to like my acne scars lately). I wear glasses and without them, the world around me is very blurry. I’m pretty shy and nervous, so I sort of have trouble speaking to strangers or people I don’t know well. But once I’m comfortable around you and we mutually see each other as friends, I’m able to show you my chaotic side and feel comfortable saying some pretty wild things. I also make quite a few sexual jokes. Though I am more comfortable to speak freely with my friends, if I’m in a relatively big group that consists of my friends, I get really nervous speaking in front of all of them, so I opt to talk to individuals rather than the collective. I crave for physical affection but I never ask for it because I’ll feel bad if I get rejected of such, so I’ll wait til someone decide to give me affection. I’m a huge romantic fan and love reading romance stories or fanfic, and I love men who are completely obsessed with you. If I’m going to be honest, I feel more attracted to depressed or sad men rather than happy or cheerful men. I love eating food, but don’t really like eating in front of people much cause I always feel like I’m being judge for the way I eat even if that’s not actually the case. I can’t help it, so I prefer to eat alone. My favourite food is chicken curry and rice! I have trouble keeping eye contact so I usually look somewhere else while talking to people, but I do occasionally (while in the conversation) do make eye contact. There are times where it takes time for my brain to process some situations or dialogue, and I have an awfully memory. I also hate reading out load cause my brain takes time to process the words on the paper for me to read out load, so it makes me say the words out load slowly and almost choppy, you know? I love my friends very much and always love to hang out with them, even if we are simply in a room together only doing our own thing. I just like being in their presence. Though, once my social battery runs out, I’d like to be alone in my room (though, I I have a romantic partner, I wouldn’t mind them being with me). I’m always open to be their for my friends if they are down and listen to their problems, but not good at verbally comforting them, so I’m open for providing them physical comfort such as a hug or rubbing their back if that’s what they want. If I don’t anything embarrassing, I will constantly think about the moment for years and best myself over it and mentally redo that whole conversation or action in a way better way that I should have done to have not embarrassed myself earlier, you know? I very kind and often give people the benefit of the doubt, and I’m sort of a pushover, but I’m still able to say no to situations that make me uncomfortable.
I love reading, drawing, and creating ocs and world building. I’m such a mythology nerd, especially when it comes to Greek mythology (I have many books about these myths). I absolutely hate bugs and because of them, I hate being in forests and such cause I always get swarmed by them. I’m also afraid of the dark, so when I sleep, I leave my door open and the hallway light on.
My matchups are usually long like this so that’s why they may take a little while to come out 🥸 pls bear with me guys 🫶
Hope you like it anon!! Have a great day and tysm for requesting!!! <3
I match you with…
Luke Castellan!!
(Let’s all collectively join hands and pretend he didn’t die 🫰)
After the second titan war was officially over, Luke went through a lot before finally being able to return to camp
He did literally stab himself to end Kronos’s reign of terror, so after a long fight discussion amongst the gods, it was decided he should be given a second chance at life. A brand new start
Not without cleaning his mess first though. He was assigned by the gods to send a load of monsters he recruited for Kronos back to Tartarus, while simultaneously healing from his fatal wound
Even under Apollo’s direct care, the injury left a huge, nasty scar on his body
Honestly, he preferred facing whatever punishment Hades had for him in the Underworld than helping any god. But he owed everyone (specially Annabeth and Thalia, his real family) an apology and to make things right
So he killed a shitload of monsters, (complained the whole time)
When he finally got back to camp, he almost couldn’t believe how much it had changed. The place was PACKED with new campers (and they were not all cramped in his cabin like usual 😱)
And there were twice as many cabins too??? for the smaller gods???
Was he at the right place?😀 Was he actually dead?🧍‍♂️
Took a lot of explaining for him to believe he wasn’t
The thought of demigods not having to go through what he went through was incredible, but hard to believe
A bit bittersweet for him too
On top of that, it took a lot of time and effort to regain everyone’s trust on him
Even with all the new space available in the Hermes cabin, he had to sleep on the ground for a long time before his siblings let him have a bed 💀
He had to prove himself for a long time before everyone started opening up to him again
Slowly but surely, it started to happen!! Annabeth and most of the campers got back to speaking terms with him, Thalia visited sometimes and Percy was still a little sus every time they interacted (specially when Annabeth was in the room🤷‍♀️) but it eventually got better
It wasn’t the same as before of course, which made him feel…lonely most of the time. It wasn’t perfect, but he was grateful for at least not being completely ignored
Travis and Connor even stole a new pillow for him after a while of him sleeping without any 👏
Soon enough, life was almost normal again (as normal as a demigod’s life could get)
He did live with an imense sense of guilt and had recurring nightmares about what happened, accompanied with sharp pains on his chest, right where he stabbed himself
But it was a small price to pay for all the pain he caused, he thought
Eventually, he became head counselor of the Herme’s cabin again and Chiron gave him permission to teach sword lessons to the newest campers.
Life was as good as it could get for him, for sure
Though it definitely got a million times better with you in it
You were one of the new campers, practically Luke’s age when you arrived, which got yourself urgent self defense lessons with Mr. Castellan himself
He was the ideal person for the job, being the best swordsman on camp and all
Chiron also knew Luke had a way of making newcomers feel welcomed, being used to do it with practically every new kid in camp before the war
So, as Luke made his way to your first lesson, he tried to come up with a way to politely ask you how you survived all this time without proper training-
Only to give it up as soon as he laid his eyes on you
Of course you were a daughter of Aphrodite, you were drop dead gorgeous. Probably survived all this time outside camp by using the power her kids inherited, charmspeak
All of that was going through his head while he intensely stared at you without saying a word 🗿
Making you nervously eye him back 👁️👁️
Noticing you were getting anxious, he snapped out of it, the very tip of his ears getting slightly red
Quickly introducing himself as your new self defense teacher, he offered a hand for you to shake
To which you did after a bit of an awkward pause, nodding at his words. He seemed like a confident, nice guy
He took it you were a bit shy so he made sure to try and not to make you uncomfortable while teaching you some basic sword moves and techniques
You were doing your best to keep up but honestly felt like straight up dying everytime Luke asked you to repeat a move
The sword was heavy and the afternoon was hot, making you sweat profusely
That’s when everything went downhill :)
Your glasses just wouldn’t stay still in your face, the sweat making them slip down your nose every time you tried a new move
Right as you were about to swing your sword for the millionth time, your glasses fully fell off your face, making you flail the big weapon around uncontrollably
Coincidentally chopping a good amount of Chiron’s tail off, who was just passing by to check on your progress
Chiron promised he needed a new trim anyway, but that didn’t stop you from apologizing almost a thousand times and sitting down with your face buried in your hands
The situation amused Luke profusely, but he could also tell you were seriously beating yourself up about it
So after thinking for a while, he gently tapped you on the arm, showing you small scar he had on his forearm
He told you it was from his first ever sword lesson, but it wasn’t caused by a sword
When you gave him a confused look, he told you it was a consequence of accidentally poking a Pegasus’s bottom with a sharp weapon
You tried not to, but you laughed right at his face
Which made Luke smile as well, you had a cute laugh
After that, you slowly started opening up to your sword teacher, who actually got attached to you pretty quickly
Y’alls friendship was honestly precious oml, he absolutely LIVED for the fact that you were completely unhinged when y’all were alone, which got both of you a lot of inside jokes
When you first made a sexual joke in front of him he was completely shook
You were in the middle of training, making him accidentally cut a whole training doll in half after you said it
Who knew that something like that could come out of a shy person like yourself
He laughed and threw a dirty joke right back at you, but his ears were completely red in the process
The first time he had one of his pain streaks next to you he got really stressed out, not really wanting to talk about the origin of his injury
Partially because it was tremendously hard for him to talk about his past, but also because he was afraid you’d hate him for it
But you never pressured him to say anything, just sat beside him with a hand on his back for support, furrowed brows in concern as you waited for his pain to pass
He absolutely adored you for that
He didn’t feel alone anymore
He’s a naturally attentive person so he can always tell when you’re uncomfortable in social situations, always making sure that everything you’re saying is getting the correct amount of attention, even if he was the only one listening to it
Everyone knew he kind of had a soft spot for you (totally unrelated to the crush he was developing on you)
He always went easy on you at sparring lessons, just to absolutely humiliate whoever was next against him by winning in seconds
He sneaked food into your cabin when you absolutely could not stand eating with everyone else at the dining pavilion
(anyone else would probably get caught in the act and get absolutely wrecked by the harpies, but he was a son of the god of thieves so 😋)
Kept you close during capture the flag, not only to keep an eye on you but also because he absolutely LIVED for the fact that you were more scared of the bugs than the monsters who lived inside the woods
You dealt with the monsters and he jabbed all the bugs on the way, you made a pretty good team
It was pretty obvious he had a thing for you, everyone knew about it but you apparently
I mean, he stole got you a whole deck of mythomagic cards because he knew you were totally obsessed with mythology, the guy was pretty much down bad for you pls 😩
And honestly, you felt the exact same way
It was pretty clear in the way your face got full on red every time he had any type of physical contact with you
He adored it and absolutely did it on purpose just to get a reaction out of you
He wanted to let you know how he felt, he really did
But on top of not wanting to risk your friendship, he was deathly afraid you’d absolutely despise him after you found out about his past
It was only a matter of time anyway, but he was going to avoid it as much as he could
Although you found out way sooner and it went WAY better than he expected
It was a warm night and you were awfully quiet, more than usual
It wasn’t because your social battery went out. No… he knew something was up by the way you hugged yourself tightly, touching your face from time to time
He asked if you wanted to hang out by the beach for a bit, to which you silently agreed
Y’all sat in silence for a while, Luke giving you concerned side eyes from time to time
He eventually spoke up, saying you could talk to him about anything you wanted to, he’d listen
Your eyes watered a bit. You breathed out and eventually told him that some days, you had a bit of trouble accepting your current weight and your acne scars
You told him you were working on it but some days were harder than others
Honestly, he was bamboozled lol
He could never imagine someone as beautiful as you had those kind of insecurities
Before even thinking about it, he said you were absolutely perfect in his eyes
It was the first thing he thought when he met you actually
You almost choked on air bro WHAT
Your face was COMPLETELY red, about to explode🚨
Ears fully red after realizing how he slipped, he quickly continued, telling you that he also understood how you felt
He touched the scar he had on his face, lowering his hand to touch the one on his chest right after
You knew something bad had happened to him. But you also knew he had to tell you on his own terms
You just softly repeated what he told you
“You can talk to me about anything you want to, I’ll listen”
His eyes met yours and you were surprised by how much sadness they held in that moment
He shifted his gaze from you to the sand, taking handfulls of it just to let it fall from his fingers as he told you about his past
He told you everything
“You can… cut contact with me if you want to, I’ll understand-“
He was suddenly interrupted by you hugging him
He was surprised to say the least, arms slowly closing around you after some time as he let out a shaky breath
You both sat like that for a while before you told him that none of what he said changed the way you felt about him, everyone deserved a second chance
Wait
The way… you felt about him?
Oop
He pulled apart from you gently, still holding you close in front of him
“Exactly how do you feel about me?”
You had no choice but to confess, face fully red and straight up stuttering the whole time
He smile was HUGE oh my gods that little shit was enjoying every second of it
When you finished, you were trembling a bit, afraid you just ruined the best friendship you ever had
Imagine your surprise when he slowly leaned in, kissing you
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spunsugarmusings · 1 month
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Young Frankenstein: The Musical Starter Sentences
Starters from the Mel Brookes' hit musical Young Frankenstein. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy!
"What happened in that castle made our lives a living Hell!"
"We're the happiest town in town!"
"Hold the happiness!"
"Please, do I look like the kind of madman who'd prowl around graveyards, digging up freshly buried corpses?"
"I don't indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery!"
"I live for truth and reason, that's the reason I exist!"
"Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys when stacked against the brain!"
"His reflexes have no freedom to react when I mistreat him."
"Those naughty thoughts are fine with me as long as they stay locked away in your imagination."
"You can savage me and ravage me; I care not what you do."
"Oh everybody look! How unique. They're not touching."
"Please keep your hands off these."
"It'll be like old time, you and me, right up there with the world's greatest pairs!"
"We've only met in a dream!"
"Up until now it's been the worst time, but now that you're here, we're a team!"
"What good is a stooge if he ain't got a boss?"
"I'm very high spirited, doctor. I hope you won't hold it against me."
"So, have you thought of any ways you could use me?"
"Nothing's better than a hayride, underneath the sun."
"There! There wolves!"
"There wolves, there castle!"
"Don't risk my curse, it could be worse!"
"Join the family business, learn the family trade!"
"Make yourself a monster, and make the world afraid!"
"Follow in our footsteps and you'll earn eternal fame!"
"As you know, predestination, from the day of your creation has determined you vocation, that's a fact!"
"Just relax, create a serum; come up with a brilliant theorum!"
"This is one position that you never can decline!"
"Love dances in on a whim."
"He was a bully and a brute, he was as crazy as a coot!"
"He was my boyfriend!"
"He always treated me like dirt!"
"But I was happy to be hurt!"
"I was an innocent young lamb, and he was a dirty old goat."
"He was the one I gave my heart to, but we were never wed, even so."
"If I'd mention wedlock, he put me in a headlock!"
"When I asked to be his wife, he stabbed me with a kitchen knife!"
"Where did all the good times go?!"
"If he had an angry fit, I was the first thing that he hit! But I didn't give a shit!"
"So, now we hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself."
"Death has ruled without question."
"Tear the night asunder, cast your light upon the dark!"
"Give my creature life!"
"We're considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap."
"Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts!"
"Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts!"
"Do the Transylvania Mania!"
"Catch the monster before he strikes again!"
"Hello heartaches, goodbye kvellings."
"Let's forget about thinking, thinking's never smart."
"Flush your brain right down the drain, and listen to your heart!"
"Lose your mind, 'cause love is blind, and listen to your heart!"
"You'll find such bliss in the kissin' you're missin'."
"Intellectuals are ineffectuals when it comes to making love."
"Don't resist cupid's dart."
"Everybody loves to get a surprise."
"It all can change, if your fates arrange a nice surprise for you."
"There’s nothing like a wonderful surprise!"
"Here’s what we advise, never bother people with a surprise!"
"It's been so long since I felt the touch of someone's hand."
"Oh, Lord, let's face it, we're talkin' LONELY here!"
"You don't know your left from your right."
"You'll be the greatest creation of man since the invention of fire!"
"You'll be cheered, never feared evermore!"
"You know, until now my life has been nothing but a meaningless world of silly parties."
"Again? Oh, you're incouragable, aren't you?"
"We will take a hay ride when we're on our honeymoon!"
"Even monsters fall in love!"
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onecantsimply · 8 months
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hello broski 🗣️🙏💥 can you make Yandere!Jack headcanons, scenarios, or just anything and the reader is a close friend of Jack
Hey hey- And thank you for the request lmao-
• He doesn’t know how you suddenly came into his life. But he views you as the very light he could count on.
• Being the very best friend of Jack has its benefits and its consequences.
• On the first hand, you get free tea and treats. Jack may try to cook new things for you. You got a favorite food? He’s serving it in the first time you come over to his house. You also get protected whenever you go out at night, whether you know of it or not. Jack is also just a gentleman, so he wouldn’t dare to leave you in hands he doesn’t trust. Which means that he stays with you pretty much every damn time, and the fact that you don’t seem to mind only influences it more-
• On the other hand… Jack has a… very bad stalking problem- He’s figured out everything about you. Height? He’s got it. Your darkest secret? He somehow fucking knows- Anything in your past? He knows it. Jack views his stalking problem as protecting you from the filth that lurk the alleys and streets in London at night. And if he does know that someone’s targeting you, he will not go “forgive and forget”, he will go, “stab and stab”. He got that problem, and he don’t care-
• Due to you being his best friend and pretty much hanging out with him every hour or every day, it didn’t get very hard for him to notice that he had certain feelings for you, and that he bonded with you much more than originally thought. He actually wanted to know more about you. He wanted to see those purified colors of yours once more.
• The bliss once you see him… That friendly color… Something so kind… Something so warm… Jack didn’t know what it was at first.
• He even wanted to get away from you because of how it made him felt. Yet, he couldn’t help but gravitate towards you once you saw him somewhere else near the usual meeting spot. And from then, Jack knew fully well he couldn’t avoid you, whether he wanted to or not.
• So, he accepted it. And once he did, it wasn’t so bad. He followed you around when you dragged him to certain stores to try things. Hearing your cheerful voice made something in his chest churn with need for something. But, he kept the feeling down, making sure to help you with anything you needed.
• And somewhat… Jack felt as if he should be the one to help you with everything. He wanted to be the man that accompanied you to stores or bars. He wanted to be the man that helped you with anything you needed. He wanted to be the man that’s beside you, protecting you and simply being there to make sure you’re safe.
• Eventually, Jack was noticing how clingy he was being. How close he wanted to be with you. And he knew it was starting to become smothering at that point. Yet, he just didn’t care. He wanted you safe. He wanted you away from all those creeps in alleyways and streets at night. And the only way to do that… is to stalk you and protect you at night.
• Oh, if only you knew, dear…
• Jack may consider sneaking into your home, watching you to make sure you were “safe”. Totally not to watch you and your colors while you were sleeping-
• Yeah… He knew fully well he had feelings for you by that time.
• It’s even fully visible to people that are outside, watching as Jack interacts with you. The way he kisses the knuckles of your hand, even if you may be a man. The way he looks at you. The way he follows you around like a lost puppy. The way Jack’s aura completely changes when the attention shifts from his conversation to someone else. How that aura shifts from content and happiness to disturbance and irritation at who dared to interrupt his time with you.
• And that person could feel the very stare he gives them. That simple stare that simply orders for them to leave unless they need something important.
• I swear. If someone flirts with you. They are not seeing the light of day again.
• He is going to brutalize that fucker at night and make sure you’re safe after by making sure you’re home. Simply watching through your window or watching from beside you on your bed is perfect enough. However, he prefers the latter. How would he be able to adjust your hair or brush a finger by your cheek if he was behind a simple window?
• Jack feels nothing but warmth and shivers every time he gets to grab your hand. Or rather, any touch from you gives him bliss. Holding his hand to drag him somewhere? He can feel those butterflies in his stomach. A literal hug? Jack can feel himself starting to deteriorate in mental terms. You would actually bother to hug him… a Killer, and an obsessed man… Of course, you don’t know it, but Jack feels nothing but bliss when he hugs you back.
• And when he gets home or somewhere private. Maybe he could be waiting for you somewhere? Well, in that time, he’s thinking of that hug. Those times you let him hold your hand. He’s thinking about how warm it felt to do so. To feel the gentle clenches of your hand every time you found something interesting, and to see the flaring color in your body once you locked your eyes onto the thing you wanted.
• Sometimes… your color is too much for him… and yet, he can’t help but smile and keep up with you. Even if you can’t see his colors… The very murky colors that lay deep within him, he knows that love is in there. That orange or yellow color, whether it’s sullied with the darkness of his own heart. Jack knows it’s there. And he will not let go of it, under any circumstances.
• Somewhat, Jack thinks about what could be done if he and you were something more than best friends. He questioned you about it once, only to get the ask of “Mega best friends”. He could only chuckle in reply, but had the slight disappointment of knowing you didn’t get what he meant. However, perhaps that may be the best thing…
• He could joke around with you about killing someone close to you, and you wouldn’t know what he means by it, so you shrug it off.
• With anyone else, that could have been a stupid move. Though, with Jack, he regarded it as part of your charm.
• Even if he did really mean that he would kill someone close to you-
• Sometimes when he accompanies you, Jack sees that you sometimes see one or two of your friends. While he doesn’t particularly mind them, a certain one has been scratching at the surface of his jealousy.
• The man doesn’t deserve a name, and Jack couldn’t fully care to know of it. So, he simply watched the colors with the man, seeing how they had swam with infatuation and need.
• … Ah. Looks like Jack may have another job for tonight.
• But for now, he tolerated the behavior. Even with how much it fired off his alarms that you were being flirted with, Jack had to wait until midnight. He had to.
• He knows that if the flirting got too far for you, then he would step in. And somewhat got to that point, leading to Jack giving that man a side eye with his color seeing eye behind his own hair.
• And from that man’s experience, feeling the very aura Jack emitted off whilst he sent that glare did not feel nice- So, to his relief, the man had backed out on flirting more, saying that he had something to do before stepping away.
• And now that the disturbance was off… Jack could finally have his time with you. He continued to follow you to where you wanted to go, holding your bags and accompanying you like a true gentleman. Yet, even with how blissful he wanted it to be, Jack couldn’t get that man out of his head. He wanted that man out. He wanted that man away from your life, and to do that, he would have to remove that man himself.
• So, once you were done with your business and went home, he had immediately gotten to work.
• That man had never stood a real chance. It didn’t seem worth the effort either. If by any chance that Jack gets a small cut on a noticeable spot, he could always bandage it and maybe have you pay some attention to it, but, nah-
• Anyhow, it didn’t take long to get the incoming problem over with. Jack had made sure to put the man in the best of fear before making him understand precisely that he wouldn’t play around. Jack made him promise to never interact with you again, even if it included putting a few wounds on him. Even if it included stabbing his dick.
• Normally, Jack doesn’t care about the pain of others. He only cared about the fear. But with those he gets rid of because they had a death wish by flirting with you way too much for comfort, he has a specific need or love for torturing or injuring them where it hurts the most.
• Hell, he may even leave the people close to death and burn them as well as the location down whilst he goes back home, content with one less rival.
• God, imagine if Noah was one of his rivals. That would be perfect HH-
• But, Jack now has himself beside you, simply watching as you sleep. He feels nothing but relief and infatuation whenever he sees you.
• He never knew that love could take him so far… Yet, he wonders how high it can take him. How high it can take him before he snaps and eventually claims you for himself.
• But for now… he’ll remain with you in silence of his own feelings. He’ll keep being the gentleman that’s in love with you for now. That is, until he decides that enough is enough.
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starr-finn · 1 year
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Hi!!! So I got something (a request) for u :)
- Anyways, it's for Faith (John) bc as that one Tiktok comment said, 'sometimes babygirl is a 35 year old man'
- So reader isn't necessarily religious, but she comes along with John on these 'missions'(?) to make sure he doesn't go completely insane
- (This was suggested by Father Garcia, saying that it would be good to make sure that he doesn't go mad with grief or something)
- Reader is somehow SO optimistic and like a ball of sunshine all the time???
- Like she (or they idm too much) always manages to be somewhat optimistic and always focuses on the good side of things?
- Like, we almost died? Yeah, almost dude! We did it :D
- At first John finds it kind of weird but he kind of grows on it?
- At one point, John gets really down and sad about things in like, the clinic or whatever, and Reader's like 'Don't worry, we'll make it, you and me! :)'
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- She just turns around (like this ig) and gives him a really warm smile and John's heart go BOOM BOOM (💀)
- And John's like 'Oh no I like them in a not platonic way ohno'
- Idk where this is going lmao 😭
AHHHHHH BESTIE YESSSSS!!!!
John Ward X Reader
Author's note: Reader is so Bubbly, it's odd in this time the game takes place. Minor angst and depictions of injury potential minor mentions of gore, reader was stabbed like 7 times, poorly written Catholicism mention again lol and very random additions to the story I made up because why not, no mention of the abortion clinic cuz that's my least favorite part lmaooooo
John had never met someone like you, You were so joyful! Sure, he thought it was funny, and oddly cute sometimes, But sometimes, the sheer joy was off-putting and sometimes uncomfortable. He didn't fully understand why you seemed so happy and cheerful in the situation you both are in together. He remembers the day Father Garcia told him it was a good idea to keep you around, claiming it was good for mental health to have someone else around to talk to in these situations. He never understood that, but he was willing to keep you around, he thought you were nice. He genuinely cared about you, so when you got attacked by a couple demons, and were left in the clinic at the base of operations you guys all set up together, John almost lost his mind, he had seen you get stabbed, and he was told by the guy they had running the clinic that if he hadn't been so careful carrying you in that you may not have made it. John was basically crying when you were put into surgery, you were bleeding so badly, and he swore he thought he could inside the wounds, He felt so gross after seeing you like that. John was pacing around outside listening to Garcia tell him it was going to be ok, and then the doctor walked out, and gave the news you were ok, and John never cried that hard in his life. He was given the ok to go in and see you, and he wasted no time. The sight of you laying on a stiff, uncomfortable bed, looking tired and defeated, while also smiling at him, made his heart feel a way he hadn't felt since he married his ex-wife, he knew the feeling too well, but he never expected he'd feel it for you of all people.
John walks over and sits beside you "How are you feeling?" He seemed scared, but happy, and you had a feeling you knew why
You smile and gently brush his hair back "Like hell...but hey, that's better than what I felt earlier!"
John chuckles and ruffles your hair softly "You're so strong..."
You smile and lean closer to him, closing your eyes and falling asleep. John blushes a bit and smiles, he felt he would never come to terms with the way he felt about you, but, he knew he would protect you with his life, even if it meant losing it. To him, you were a gift from a god he had been losing belief in, a god he worried forgot him. You were special to him, and he never wanted to lose you. He stayed sitting beside you for a couple hours until he was forced to leave, but it became routine, he'd stay with you for hours until you were cleared to leave, and while you felt it was a bit odd, you were happy to have him close, and he was happy you were ok
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jennyandvastraflint · 2 months
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Xena Reactions S3Ep3
We start with a dude dramatically running away from war... EW. ARES. He just keeps getting uglier
Damn strong armour. Is the armour possessing the guy?
MEDAL OF HEPHESTEUS!?
Cheerful start really
Damn they wanna hurt some guy. Was that Gabby
YEEES XENA AND GABRIELLE
Gosh Xena and Gabrielle are so gorgeous
Is she gathering criminals for a mission XD
OHHH GORGEOUS.
"I am no lady" either way gender.
Xena introducing them
"Just men?" 😂 Gabrielle asking the good questions
Going up against Ares... Blergh. Ares can go choke on his own ego.
Oof, village laid waste
The armour looks so stupid honestly...
Rude!???
Love how Xena's SWORD broke but not Gabrielle's staff 😂
Oh fuck the pretty one was hit
Oh. METAL! Not medal... Yes that makes more sense (auditory processing issues hu)
Blacksmithing fancam
Hate that pretentious guy
CALLISTO SHOUTOUTTT <3
"Wow, nice ceps!" He is GAY. He is so down to suck Ares's dick...
BOOMERANG (Sokka is foaming at the mouth in jealousy)
"Cos I'm gonna kill her" no you won't. Shut up and suck Ares's dick you war simp
Gabrielle commanding them as she should.
Boo for them ignoring her.
"Murderers guarding murderers"
"Were they murderers before they met you?" OUCH
THEY WERE LIKE ME
AAAAAAH
"Am I really who I am, or am I what you made me?"
They're playing their funny guessing game again
Jesus can these murderers CHILL
Gabrielle looking, then going NOOOPE
Please these idiots are still standing there
Ahaha they're guarding each other cos none trusts the other to not kill them
RISE AND SHINEEE
"But what are you here for?"
SO VALID. STAB THAT GUY DEAD.
"You know what men are like" lesbian
Ahaha he just fell asleep
"But you're going to buy them"
Yuck, I wouldn't wanna be stuck with that guy either
"I think I've never been part of a true disaster before" "Cynic"
URGH the sexist prick can go die in a ditch
Ew what kinda straight sex shit is this
"Men are so easy" shdhshd
Gosh he's annoying.. Why r all the men in this annoying
NOOOO HE WANTED TO HURT GABRIELLE
And he grabbed Xena...
DID SHE KILL HIM-
Oop
"That's gotta be uncomfortable" 😂
GABRIELLE MY BABYGIRL
"Is this a private get together or can anyone join in?" Oh she knooows
She's happy they're working together
AHAHA She sensed Ares
Why is Ares' beard so fucking UGLYYYY. Like it literally got worse
Ares you snitch. Why are you telling her. Bro as if THAT isn't also interfering?? 😂
Uhhhh... Whomst?
Damn they throw bombs
Gabrielle ur so amazing
Xena I love you sm
Damn. She's defyyying gravity
Mmmmm, dudebro sexist is sus af
Urgh... They tricked her...
GABBY
YUCK. DISGUSTING. I hope she gets to murder him
I love Gabby
HOLY SHIT. HER SHOVING THE OTHER WOMAN AGAINST THE WALL (Gabrielle 🤝 Jenny)
Glaphyra?
Yeah true but y'know, a bit too many men for my liking, and a whole bunch of others stand around doing nothing about it
They really just want money, hu
Is he gonna free them
Ayoooo double double crossing
Ahsdhsh she used the Doctor strategy. Get captured cos breaking out the cell is easier than breaking into the whole thing
EW. ASSAULT. DISGUSTING. Someone give her a wife
"Hey that's not how a princess fights" gosh get some perspective, man
"Amazon Princess" YOU TELL HIM
OH FUCK. GABRIELLE IS JUST SEEING XENA MURDER WITHOUT RESTRAINT
Something something the old Xena showing for a moment
"Why does everyone wanna kill me?" Honestly it's very understandable
"I'm not leaving!" "Like she said"
Ares is like lmao bye have fun dying, loser
All the steaaaam, brilliant. Gotta be pretty hot in there
YEESH That gotta hurt
Kabooooom
"Look after Xena, okay?" awwwww
"I'd sooner fall for a toad" valid
THEY'RE SO GAAAY
"You're Gabrielle" AAAAAH ❤️
"Question is who would I be without you?"
Ahaha them bickering
Ok so as a whole the episode was very, very meh. I liked the Xena/Gabrielle moments tho
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idv-news-boi · 2 months
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You feel a small sharp feeling on your ankle! Looking down… Bartie! What is he holding???
It’s Cupid’s arrow!!! How did he get that??? You start to feel a little funny…. A few things could happen
-if you already love someone, you feel the need to go confess or remind them of your love!
-if you don’t, you will (temporarily) fall in love with the first person you come across!
-if romance isn’t your thing, you’ll be filled with self love!!!
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….
That hurts-
!!!
Suddenly… Laurence craves to hold his lovers + homies Phineas & Leroy.
“LauLau, hey-“ Phineas was about to greet the approaching Laurence until he got caught by the shorter man’s embrace, “O-Oh???” <33 the showman makes a sound, yet doesn’t seem to question about his bro’s motives. So he ends up giving the shorter one a squeeze while embracing back. Chuckling.
“Oh, Laurence! My love! Happy Val-“ Law was about to cheer by the sight of his beloved reporter who caught him off with a hug, leaning his head on the gambler’s shoulder as his cold breath brushes over his neck, “…!!!!” ///
“…” Exe could hear footsteps approaching from behind- he didn’t bother turning around as he feels familiar arms wrapping around his torso while feeling his hair tickling his back. “…Mm.” He returns the hug by giving the survivor counterpart a pat on the arm.
Rue didn’t respond much either, noticing how Laurence slowly circles her before holding on her waist, slowly circling her with his arms into a hug. Before squeezing her softly, “…Laurence?” He didn’t say much before he leans the side on his face on top of the crown of her head.
“O-Oh, Laurence-“ Beth notices the blonde American but was too late to even finish her sentence as she gets covered by bigger arms that are freezing her, as small sniffs can be heard against her head. Laurence seeming to smell her sweet scent on her hair, “…E-Eep!”
“Oh, Laurence? What bring you here-“ Laurence was about to hug Melissa, who quickly stopped him by grabbing both of his arms with her hands and pinned him against the wall, “…What are you doing?” Laurence didn’t say much besides a loving smile he has been wearing throughout the time, before giving a kiss on Melissa’s forehead at the end.
“Oh, handsome!” Tatya chirps when Laurence manages to find her, who doesn’t seem to question why the heck she brought Bartholomew to stab him with an arrow- but hey, he’ll thank the lil buddy later though. Nonetheless, Tatya wasn’t prepared by the second Laurence starts picking her up and swing her around happily into an embrace. Before he stops… and breaths out as he becomes more relaxed in Tatya’s warmth, “…O-Oh, silly! At least warm me before you carry me like some princess from the movies!”
“Laurence! Hello, I wasn’t expecting you to visit tod-“ Leroy couldn’t finish explaining as he gets engulfed into a big bear hug by the reporter, swinging side to side which makes it look a very funny yet pure intent, yet if there was an audience around, it would look like they’re doing a little dance while Lau is hugging him. “Aww… you can just ask me if you wanted hugs.” <33
“…No.” Angel quickly rejects with the voice of Wisteria, knowing what Lau is doing. So instead, Laurence respectfully holds the other’s hand before gently planting a kiss, seeming as a courteous gesture as the American doesn’t stop staring at the Spaniard while doing so. “Take a picture, and it’ll last longer,” Angel sarcastically says, but to his dismay- The journalist did do what he said;;;
“… Come in, honey.” Rosalyn calmly says as Laurence is permitted to enter her garden. While trying not to look weird as he approaches her, he slowly gets behind her before softly holding her in his arms. As if she can break at any moment. The other slowly returned the embrace, wondering why the other is suddenly so quiet yet affection. Before she can even ask, she turned around, it was too late for her to realize Lau’s face hovering hers- before a soft smooch can be heard from the Reporter’s part. “…A-Ah.” Rosalyn slowly turned into a tomato in the process… yet, she pulled Laurence back into another kiss, making his lips stay a bit longer;;;
“…”
Last but not least, Laurence quietly stares at the picture frame of a young girl, a plate sign on the frame saying “Bianca” in it.
It was a few minutes of him silently admiring the picture with longing eyes, putting two fingers on his lips. Before gently placing those two fingers on the picture.
“I love you… I’ll always do.”
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ragdollrain · 2 years
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On Saturday, I had the fortune of seeing Beetlejuice the Musical live at the Marquis theater running on nothing but a few hours of sleep, black tea, borrowed french fries and a vegan brownie. All of the main cast was the same except for Adam, who was played by the very talented Graham Stevens. A few things stuck out to me in this performance, so here they are!
I’ll start by saying the audience had a great time and the cast absolutely killed it (as usual). People seemed to go especially wild for “No Reason” -- almost every one of Delia’s lines throughout the show got a laugh from the audience. There was a standing ovation at the curtain call, it was amazing. 
- Alex flipped the bird at the audience at least 3 times throughout the show. It was hilarious and very quick and subtle each time.
- Sad puppet show: “Noooooo! I’m only 11 years old! There’s so much I wanted to do!”
- During Fright of Their Lives, he jumped at Barbara’s first “primal scream” before settling down and looking disappointed. 
- “Or dress like a baby!” “What the shit, Adam?”
- The line “nobody’s like me,” after Fright of Their Lives was delivered in the saddest way possible. The man sounded like he was crying -- he stepped away and said “sorry” in the smallest voice. The audience literally “awwed” at him, it was such an experience. The “fuck you guys” after that was also delivered quietly through tears. This made his invisible reprise on the roof so much more depressing, you could almost feel it in the room. 
- I can’t remember exactly which other lines were delivered this way, but there were a few moments before Fright of Their Lives that matched up. Overall he really played up that aspect of Beetlejuice.
- After That Beautiful Sound, two of the clones ran off the stage through the staircase on the aisle (I was right at the edge), and one of them was SCREAMING laughing and it was the funniest fucking thing.
- When Beetlejuice announced he was going to marry Lydia, before saying it was a green card thing, the skeletons and the clones made the confused Scooby Doo sound. “Ruuh?” I have no idea if this is the norm but it made everyone laugh and it was great. 
- During Creepy Old Guy, as Lydia’s veil was being unraveled and Adam was pulling him to the side, he leaned over and tried to kiss him. Twice. He was rejected both times and stumbled away. 
- Are you familiar with that post about the audience reacting to Beetlejuice’s death as though a real person was stabbed live on stage? Yeah.
- When Juno appeared, rather than freezing in fear he appeared to be possessed by her. She pointed in his direction and his arms went up, and he moved to try and tug them out of place. 
- The audience responded to “Look, Lydia! Now we both have dead moms!” in many different ways. They were silent for a moment, then a quarter of them booed, another quarter laughed, and I think a few people cheered and clapped. 
Side notes
- After the line “the sound of clean white shorts going brown!” a guy behind me said loudly to his friend that he didn’t get it. 
- Someone yelled “gross” in an angry way at Charles and Delia making out with each other.
- My friend referred to Lydia as “Linda” after the play. This isn’t about the performance but people need to know. 
Overall, everyone was incredible! I’m so happy I got to see it -- I didn’t think I would be able to but I did. I’m glad I saw it exactly as I did too -- being very familiar with it already and having this build-up beforehand because you already love it. And you don’t miss any lines, so there’s no potential for you to get lost or confused with the plot. I didn’t think I could get *more* into it, but somehow I did. Seeing this More Baby Than Bastard Beej will probably affect how I write him, too. 
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thessalian · 8 months
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Astrid vs the Mushroom People
Still meandering through the Underdark
Astarion: I can sort of ... hear or feel or ... something ... what you people are thinking. Are those parasites getting frisky again?
Astrid: Nope. Myconid spores. They do that.
Shadowheart: Myconid corpses. And duergar corpses. And ... myconids looking at us.
Astrid: *walks up to myconids* Hi! We're adventurers just passing through; can we be of any help?
Astarion: Oh, for--
Gale: Myconids are good friends to have and I don't want to be ... 'tripping balls' ... for the next week thank you very much now shut up.
Shadowheart: There's worse myconid spores can do anyway, so maybe be polite.
Myconid: We have problems. Talk to our leader.
After a bit of a wander through the myconid camp
Blurg: Oh, hello. We don't get many surfacers down here.
Astrid: You ... are probably the least bugbeary bugbear I have ever met.
Blurg: The Society of Brilliance prefers brains over brawn, and I technically have both, so hey. Anyway. What are you doing down here?
I mean, it's a long story but I guess I can sum up with, "We need to get to Moonrise Towers because--
Blurg: Wait. Hang on. *peeeeeeers* Oh. Illithid tadpole. Um. Let me get a friend of mine to have a look. Omeluum?
Omeluum: *is an illithid*
Omeluum: You're ... taking this extremely calmly.
Astrid: Well, if you're a bad illithid, you're unlikely to want to eat a brain that's being tadpoled because hey, new thrall. Also if you did you'd probably have the Happy Banana Song stuck in your head for the rest of your life.
Omeluum: Well, I'm severed from the Elder Brain and actually only eat the brains of the Society's enemies and you don't seem to be so I can try to get it out if you want.
Astrid: Will it involve poking me in the eye with an awl?
Omeluum: No; just ingesting some dangerous plantlife.
Astrid: ...Let's call that Plan D. We should talk to your leader before we overstay our welcome.
After a brief conversation with Sanctum Leader Mushroom
Astarion: So we now have to purge duergar. Wonderful.
Astrid: You'll get something to feed on, anyway. That's something, right?
Astarion: Mmm. I did nearly chip a fang on that bulette. Might be nice to have something a little easier to sink my teeth into.
Glut: YOU KILL DUERGAR. I COME WITH; KILL DUERGAR TOO.
Shadowheart: Is ... that such a good idea?
Astrid: I mean, having a myconid representative is probably good; easier to have someone properly connected to the colony verify we did the thing.
Astarion: I am fighting. Alongside. A mushroom.
Astrid: Probably better than fighting against a mushroom, right? I think it'd be hard to stab people if you're tripping balls on whatever fluid myconids have in place of blood.
Shadowheart: So that's where Gale got that phrase.
Duergar: *ambush*
Stabnation: *ensues*
Stabnation: *ends well for our intrepid party*
Glut: GOOD. I MAKE THIS PLACE MINE; KILL LEADER SPAW AND BE LEADER! YOU HELP, YES?
Gale; Astarion; Shadowheart: *exchange looks*
Gale: Five gets you ten she's going to just stab him.
Astarion: I don't take 'sucker bets'.
Shadowheart: I'll take that. I'll go with that divebomb-yeet thing.
Astarion: Oh, I see; I should have known none of us would assume she'd do something so interesting as double-cross anyone. Fine - I'll go wiiiiith ... calling his progenitor a pizza topping.
Astrid: *Dissonant Whispers resonance* I have a great recipe for mushroom stew...
Glut: *freaks right the fuck out*
Gale; Astarion; Shadowheart: *exchange more looks*
Shadowheart: I hate to say it ... but Astarion got closest.
Astarion: I'm starting to be able to navigate that cheerful little mind of hers. It's bizarre. Like a swarm of butterflies, except some of them occasionally carry knives.
Astrid: Still wouldn't mind a little help here! Also I get half your profits from betting on me.
Gale: Only half?
Astrid: The rest is part pay for picking all my locks for me.
Astarion: Oh, fine.
Stabnation: *ensues
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missmungoe · 2 years
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🌹 please because it’s a win for all, thank you!
(Another little bit from the Happy AU of Mnemosyne)
“So you’re Red-Hair,” the dark-haired one said, his face an impressive contradiction of cheerful freckles and the most serious frown Shanks had ever seen on a kid. He had his skinny arms crossed over his chest, and was looking him up and down, a scrutiny that would have given Garp a run for his money.
“Usually when someone says my name with that inflection, they’re in uniform announcing my arrest, but you’re a little young to be a cadet,” Shanks said.
When his attempted humour did nothing to budge that very serious frown, “You’ve got the patented navy look of accusal down, though,” Shanks said. “Hey, if you ever think about joining, I’ll be happy to write you a reference.”
When there was still no reaction, he murmured to Makino, “Should I be worried?”
“I don’t think so,” she said, with a prim smile. “He’s not armed.”
“What, because he usually is?”
The boy’s mouth firmed into a line, a note of challenge flashing in his eyes, before he bent his back, a perfectly performed bow, and Shanks’ brows lifted when he announced to the galley, “My name is Ace. I’m honoured to make your acquaintance.”
The whole galley was silent, his whole crew observing him with expressions varying from amusement to intrigue.
Shanks was grinning, but then he couldn’t help it. “The honour is mine,” he returned, as Ace straightened back up, his little features still furrowed. “You know, as polite as that greeting was, it would be a lot more convincing if you didn’t also look like you’re about to challenge me to a duel at dawn.”
“I’m grateful that you saved Luffy,” Ace said, crossing his arms again. “But you left her.”
The words hit their mark, but Shanks didn’t flinch at the stab of guilt, although didn’t meet Makino’s gaze now. And he didn’t tell the kid that he wasn’t giving her enough credit; that she had made her own choice to stay, knowing from the look in his eyes that his feelings ran deeper than adult logic could ever rationalise.
And he wouldn’t disparage him for being protective of her, when it was what she deserved, and what Shanks hadn’t been able to do for her.
And so, “I did,” Shanks said.
Ace’s brows furrowed a bit, before he shifted his weight, and Shanks wondered if he’d expected an excuse.
“Would you still have left if you’d known about the baby?” he asked then.
Shrewd kid. He couldn’t be more than ten years old, but the eyes watching him looked older. And had it been another kid asking, he might have sugarcoated it a bit, but this one wouldn’t be satisfied with anything but the truth, and so, “Yeah,” Shanks said.
This time he met Makino’s eyes, but she didn’t look away, only met his look calmly, but then she knew this part; the reason why he couldn’t stay.
But then, because this was also the truth, “But I was always going to come back,” Shanks said. “Even before I knew.”
Ace said nothing, only watched him, as though weighing not just the validity of his words but his honour, which was a frankly disconcerting assessment from a kid wearing a cheerful yellow bandaid with ladybugs across his brow.
He also wondered why it felt so familiar, as though he’d been subjected to this kind of scrutiny before, but couldn’t recall where.
Then Ace gave a nod. “Good.”
It wasn’t a full acceptance, not yet, but it was no small thing, Shanks thought.
Beside him, his blond-haired companion grinned. “Don’t take it personally,” he said to Shanks. “He’s always like this.” Then at Ace’s look of betrayal, “What? You are!”
“I’m trying to look cool, Sabo, what the hell?!”
“You should have taken off the bandaid then,” Sabo said, as Ace slapped his hand over it, the tops of his freckled cheeks colouring.
“It was the last one she had,” he grumbled.
“Really? Because Luffy said you fought him for that one.”
“S-Shut up!”
Grinning, Shanks looked between the two boys, before he lowered his voice to ask Makino, “Did you get a couple of tiny bodyguards while I was away?”
Her smile was soft, holding something small and private, and he felt a pang then, finding the months he’d been gone in it, as she murmured, “Something like that.”
Their eyes met. And she didn’t look very changed, taking in her short hair, mussed with sleep and freed of her usual kerchief, and her gentle features, her lines a little softer, evidence of her pregnancy in the way she held herself, a different kind of maturity than when he’d left her.
His hand spread over her stomach, rounding under the silk of her nightdress, and even prepared for it this time, his breath still caught when he felt it kick.
Small hands took his, guiding it to the side, her gently calloused palms pressed over his scarred knuckles as she directed his hand to where the kicking was the strongest. “There,” she said.
Watching their hands, her own small and fair in comparison, Shanks felt the movements beneath his palm, and the little presence, intertwined with hers. A little red thread.
“Hey, Shanks?” Luffy’s voice spoke up.
His eyes were still glued to her belly, and their hands atop it. “Hm?”
Looking up found him staring at the same thing, his features pinched with a contemplative look, before dark eyes met his, as Luffy asked him, “How did you put the baby in there?”
When all Shanks did was stare at him, Luffy continued, “Ace said he’d tell me, but he never did.” He shot an accusing look at the boy in question, who looked like he regretted ever opening his mouth, as Sabo nudged him with a grin.
“Oh do enlighten us, Captain,” Yasopp said, his grin echoed by the rest of the galley. Makino looked like she was trying to sink through the bench.
“I’d like to know, too!” a voice chimed in from across the compartment.
“Nevermind, Boss, I’ll explain! See, Luffy, when your ship drops anchor in a port, sometimes it stirs up silt from the seabed, and sometimes that silt—”
Someone gave him a shove, choking off his laughter, even as more rose to overtake it, filling the galley of his ship like lungs heaving for a much-needed breath.
Watching them, Luffy screwed his face up. “Why are you talking about anchors? I want to know how the baby got there!” Frustrated, he rounded on the two boys. “Why won’t you tell me?! Sabo!”
“Hey, I thought the anchor metaphor was really good,” Sabo said.
More voices chimed in, offering a variety of metaphors, although none of which seemed to satisfy Luffy, who demanded a better explanation, to their growing delight.
Looking down found Makino watching the spectacle, the smile brimming in her eyes holding him captive, before they lifted to his. Under their hands, the movements hadn’t stopped, as though the little presence within responded to the sound of their laughter.
“Missed us?” Shanks murmured.
The tears spilling over her cheeks was her answer, even before the laughing sob left her, as she pressed her brow to his shoulder.
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cinnamon-bunni · 1 year
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happy birthday to @ohheyitsyouagain! I didn't have as much time as I would've wanted to work on this, but i hope you still enjoy it~ Word count: 791
“Aw, come on, Lin! At least consider it!”
“Hm. Fine, let me think.” Linhardt, who rested his head in the palm of his, drummed his fingers against his cheek. His eyes wondered as he waited for a few beats. “...No.”
Caspar gave a loud groan, the sound breaking through the already noisy dining hall. He slammed his head down into the crook of his arms. He then peered up to his best friend. “Why not?” 
“Let me think,” Linhardt started, moving to mix the stir fry in front of him. He listed each point off his fingers of his empty hand. “What you’re asking me to do is stupid, we’re going to get into serious trouble if we do follow your dumb plan, what you want to do is pointless, and you’re going to accomplish nothing. Oh, and this is a very stupid idea.”
“No it’s not!” Caspar protested. Linhardt rolled his eyes, and ate a forkful of vegetable mixture. It was disgusting–the mixture of the tomatoes, cabbage, and other unknown vegetables made the texture a hellish nightmare.
“So you're saying that sneaking out after curfew–which will lead us to inevitably getting caught by the many knights who patrol the monastery after dark–is not a dumb plan?” Caspar stared at him for a few moments, until his face morphed into a disappointed frown.
“You didn’t have to say it like that,” he answered. “But this is something we have to do! For Gerald!”
“No, this is something you have to do,” Linhardt contested. “I don’t have to be a part of any of this.”
“Ashe has been so upset,” Caspar continued, perking up only to stab around at his food. He shoveled in what he stabbed into his mouth, and spoke around the food. A skill Caspar has mastered, which Linhardt had the wondrous front seat to watch as they grew up. “And I want to help him out! Gerard hasn’t come around in days, and he’s worried something happened to him! We gotta find him.”
“Gerard is a wild cat who only comes around because you two keep leaving out fish for the other cats. He could simply be an outdoor cat and is owned by someone, and went home. Or, if he is a wild cat, simply decided to leave. He wasn’t one of Garreg Mach’s cats, Caspar.”
Caspar swallowed down his food, only to let out an annoyed groan. “Come on, you know that Gerard was more than that! He was our cat, Lin. And Ashe is upset about it, but he keeps trying to hide it. I wanna cheer him up and find that damn cat!”
Linhardt rolled his eyes, but kept his tongue still from disagreeing statements. “And how will sneaking into town at night help us find him?” 
“We can call out to him, bring him some fish,” Caspar reasoned with a smile. “I’m sure he’ll come running our way!”
“Won’t you then just attract more strays?” Linhardt was sure that the staff of the monastery wouldn’t be too happy if more cats came around.
“The more the merrier!” Linhardt sighed, and Caspar stayed quiet for a few minutes before speaking again. “Listen, I won’t force you if you really don’t wanna go,” he said. A smile then grew on the warrior’s face. “But wouldn’t it be fun to do a little bit of an adventure? Hey, remember whenever I came around your place when we were kids? We’d sneak out all the time for adventures!”
“You were looking for fights. I was looking for the library because my dad kicked me out of the one inside of the estate because I ‘needed to spend some time in nature.’”
“Okay, sure, but either way, it can be like old times! JUst the two of us, sneaking out, trying not to get got, getting into who knows what!”
“Except this time we’re looking for a cat.”
“Exactly!”
Linhardt sighed. “Fine. I suppose I’ll sacrifice my own time to sleep and study in order to help you with your inane goal. It’s not like I have more important things to do. Like. You know. Sleeping.”
“Alright, sounds great! Thanks, Lin!” Linhardt rolled his eyes, but stayed quiet. Wasn’t like any amount of sarcasm would get through his best friend’s thick skull.
Oh well. All Linhardt could do was hope they’d find that damn cat. The sooner they did, the sooner he would be able to retreat back to his very comfortable and very warm bed.
But, no matter how dumb the goal was that Caspar had, Linardt would always follow. The cons of being the warrior’s best friend, he supposed. But, deep down, Linhardt really didn’t care all that much.
Going out like old times sounded enjoyable.
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tonberry-yoda · 1 year
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Hi! I saw that you were doing match ups, so I couldn't help myself! ^^
I wanted to ask you for a platonic match up for the Hazbin Hotel fandom :) (Maybe a character that would look up at me as a mother figure or smth like that) I'm a 23-year-old cis-girl that goes with she/her pronuns. I'm biromantic and asexual ^^ I'm a (I think xd) very cheerful person that lives for making other's laugh, I can be serious when needed though, I tend to give up my happiness to make others happy until I can't no more and vent to my reflection in the mirror with the objective of not making anyone aware of my problems, I don't like the feeling of relaying on someone that could stab my back if they wanted. I am a very patient person and I like to make sure that everyone is comfortable in the environment we are in. I can cook variated (and good) meals but I kinda preffer baking pastries or sweets to give to others.
My main love language is gift giving. I usually give gifts like handmade sweets or cookies, drawings of the person/character in question, and even little things that I think the person/character in question would like.
I've been told that I'm a pretty comfortable person to vent and I'm the "terapist friend" of my group.
I'm a very physical person that likes hugging very much but I'm also very respectful so If a person doesn't like hugs, I'll respect that.
I would also be very grateful if you add a mini fic to the match up, you can use wichever idea you like, surprise me! ^^
hi there!!!! i have the perfect character for you!!! and i just cant wait, so here we go!
the character I chose for you is...
ANGEL DUST!!!
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my personal favorite character in hazbin if im being honest
and now your best platonic buddy
i think that he would appreciate how cheery and kind you are because it's a real change of pace due to what he has to deal with everyday, so having you bring a smile makes him very thankful
he will ask you how you're feeling though and he wont stop bothering you until you tell him
you're dealing with a very emotional man who is very willing to talk to you since you're so close, so having you be a patient person is perfect for him, he literally just needs that
but do know that he is a very happy guy most of the time, so expect a lot of fun activities like painting your nails together or gossiping lol
if you make him sweets he will cry and then proceed to eat ALL of them
he will be very sure to give you a deserved break because being the therapist or mom friend can really be a burden sometimes, so he wants to be there for you as much as possible
partners in crime moment who are always there for each other
he will 100% get you to be friends with Cherri
and then all 3 of you are unstoppable
please give him hugs, especially when he needs them most
after spending some time with valentino though, he will definitely need that space, and having you respect that makes him love you so much more as a friend because that's all he really needs
but when he's ready, he will curl up in your arms
he just loves that you are there for him <33333
and per your request, lovely, here is your mini fic :)
MINI FIC
"Angel!!" You chimed, running up the stairs to his hotel room, trying not to drop the platters of pastries you had in your hands. "Angel Dust!" You knocked on the door with the tip of your shoe and instead of Angel, Nifty opened the door with a bright smile on her face.
"Hi, y/n!! What's up?"
"Is Angel in here?" You asked, but immediately got answered by Angel's smiling face from across the room.
"Hey pumpkin'!" He stood up and walked over to you, drying off his nails that were just recently painted a bright pink. "Whatcha got there?"
You handed him a pastry and he beamed at you. "y/n, you didn't have to!!!"
"Of course I did," you giggled and walked into the room, sitting on his bed. "You know how much I love baking for you."
"You're the best!" Angel pulled you into his arms, smelling like perfume and sweets. "I was having a bit of a rough day and asked for Nifty to give me some company, so to see you here too makes it a way better day."
He pulled away from the hug, giving you a soft smile and you sat down, lying the pastries next to you. "Rough day, you say?" You picked up some nail polish and began painting your own nails. "Tell me about it and we'll go ahead and have a sleepover tonight."
:)
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your-yxnnie · 2 years
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random prompt i found on the net made into a oneshot pt.1
(not proofread yet! will edit to polish soon!)
it was one normal afternoon, everything fell unto the usual routine. get home from work, clean up around your apartment a bit and a silent hyunggu-??
now that- was certainly out of place.
hyunggu had come earlier than usual, kicking off his shoes by the doormat and walks over to you silently as you let out a small squeal- surprised as he suddenly hugs you from behind.
"hyunggu-yah~" you call out to him, getting a bit worried as he doesn't reply nor acknowledge you calling him. after trying for a while, you decide to stop and let him hug you like that for a few minutes before trying again.
"hyunggu baby, is something wrong..?"
you can't help but ask. you slowly turn to look at him, he seems to be looking down, avoiding eye contact. and there's definitely no trace of happiness in his face like before or any sort of expression. he doesn't even respond to what you asked him.
after a few moments where you're trying to convince him to tell you whatever it is, he finally looks up at you and sighs heavily, his expression still looking gloomy as hell.
"hyunggu-yah did something happen...?"
you question him once more. and this time, he nods. he then moves away from you and sits on your living room floor as you take a seat next to him. you're now curious about why would something make hyunggu this sad, so you go ahead and sit with him on the carpeted floor.
"do you want to talk about it..?" you prompt gently, watching as hyunggu lets out another heavy sigh. he looks at you, his eyes seemingly pained, and it almost hurts how guilty he looks right now.
"...i don't know where to start." he finally says quietly, rubbing his hands nervously. you watch as his eyes start tearing up a little.
"how about we just begin from the very beginning..."
hyunggu stays quiet for quite some time, seeming lost and confused at the same time, but eventually decides to give a response; telling you everything that happened at work. you listen attentively, nodding whenever he needs to pause. at first, it sounds serious and you have a hard time imagining that the normally cheerful boy you've met was crying because of work, but then it all makes sense when it sinks in. you were only aware of hyunggu's bad mood during the weekend and the fact that they were having trouble in their unit today, but you didn't really pay attention to anything else because hyunggu seemed happy enough when he left and came back the next day.
but then again hyunggu could have easily lied to you and told you that things are fine and he's okay, and yet, here you are sitting in your living room with him crying and telling you what happened. you felt bad because you were with him all the time yet you didnt even notice how his smiles dont reach the corners of his eyes anymore like he used to. you feel so stupid, so clueless that this was taking its toll on hyunggu, it must have been so hard for him.
after listening to his tale, you stay silent, not knowing what to say to make it better. you feel kind of useless, since you can barely do anything for hyunggu.
"baby i'm sorry." you apologize softly, placing a hand on his shoulder. he shakes his head, wiping his tears away with the sleeve of his sweater.
"no, it's my fault. i should have noticed sooner. i should've prepared myself for something like this- i knew getting this job was going to take its toll on me one way or another." he replies, his voice sounding hoarse. you shake your head, giving him a reassuring smile.
"huh? what do you mean?" you ask curiously. he pauses for a second before speaking.
"...this job isn't as fulfilling as i thought it would be."
your heart drops hearing those words, it feels like someone stabbed you in the chest. what did he mean by that? was it just his work performance?
you didn't think much of it, considering most of his work is done from his cubicle and he spends most of his free time in his bedroom doing nothing besides writing articles and typing away in his laptop till late in the evening.
he's probably talking about how shitty the job itself is... and you know that hyunggu loves working, so the idea of him being unhappy made your stomach hurt.
"i never complained about any job i worked, but maybe I am just tired of it all." he continues, resting his arms on his knees, resting his head on top of them.
"the stress has taken its toll on me, and sometimes i wonder if this job is worth it or if i shouldn't quit. i guess i'll have to wait and see until i meet my deadline."
his shoulders are tensing up everytime he talks about quitting, so you grab onto his shoulders and shake him lightly to get him out of his thoughts. his eyes snap open immediately at the sudden touch, staring at you for a good moment, his expression completely different from what you've seen so far. it's obvious that he's trying to hide the tears that continue to fall from his eyes, but it's futile, you've seen them countless times before.
and so now you're the one to wrap both of your arms tightly around him, letting out soft whispers of reassurance into his ear. you couldnt imagine the hardships that hyunggu has gone through ever since joining the business world, to be able to feel the burden of being in such a demanding environment is surely hard.
he hesitantly wraps his own arms around you, and for a few seconds he lets himself cry silently as he clutches at your shirt for dear life. you try and rub his arm softly, whispering sweet words of comfort and love.
your mind is full of questions, questions that need to be answered and answers that will hopefully cheer hyunggu up a bit; the only person who can calm him down and tell him exactly what's happening in his mind without him needing to talk is yourself.
"hyunggu, it's okay. no matter what happens, i'll always be here for you. i love you sweetheart~" you whisper, hoping that he hears you.
he pulls away slightly, looking at you with teary eyes. he gives you a weak smile, nodding his head.
"thank you, y/n." he says, his voice cracking a bit. you nod your head, pulling him close to you again, hugging him once more and letting him cry it out against you.
you stayed in silence for awhile, listening to his cries and comforting him like you did when he was a sobbing mess that just needed someone to hold him. it wasn't long before hyunggu stops sobbing, breathing deeply as you rub small circles on his back.
when he pulls back, his expression is a lot better than before, although his eyes still look somewhat wet, the tears have stopped falling. you let out a breath of relief, glad that you managed to cheer him up at least a tiny bit.
after a few minutes, hyunggu speaks again and this time it' s not a sobbing mess but rather a calm and quiet voice. "you know.... i really missed hugging you." he mutters, his gaze meeting yours as you blush at his sudden compliment.
you let out an amused chuckle before standing up and helping hyunggu to his feet too.
"let's go make dinner~" you suggest, smiling as you hold his hand firmly as you intertwine your fingers together. his gaze travels down to your hands, and he lets out a soft giggle before agreeing with you. you take his other hand and lead him towards the kitchen, walking together. after this, you hoped that hyunggu will be more open about his worries and that he knows you'll always be here for him whenever he's feeling down and trapped in his work. you hope you can ease his worry somehow or make it less overwhelming for him.
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toomany-fandomsig · 2 years
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Asmodeus' scream at night was enough to get Lucifer to attack someone, Asmo seldom screamed. There was no one in the House of Lamentation. Levi was in an arcade or somewhere in a concert. Satan had decided to go to a library no one asked why at night, he had a grim face. Beel had decided to go to a restaurant, while Belphegor had decided to tag along with Beel. So, what happened? Well, it was Mammon, as usual, he had gone away for a few days and didn't come back, most likely two days only. Nothing to get worried about, right? He was bloodied with his white hair covering a little shade of red, blood, to be honest, Mammon had said he had worked in the human world, something very common because he was a model, but how the hell did he get injured? "Oh, ow-hi Lucif-Asmo-" Oh, and Asmo was still screaming and Mammon surely looked annoyed. "Asmo go get first aid." "We have to call Barbatos-" "Do as I told you." Asmo rushed to get first aid, it was in the washroom under a cupboard. It was a tiny box. "What happened ?" Mammon shrugged in answer, Lucifer twitched his eye, what was wrong with him all of a sudden? Wasn't he 'The Great Mammon' why was he so dull? "I was helping someone well-tried? But Nah got shot and stabbed. I am fine, nothing much. How are you, Luci ?" Lucifer had no clue whether to hit him on the head for those two reasons or give a lecture. So he just decided to sigh. What was taking Asmo so long? Asmo arrived just in time and saw the look on his face, he wanted to laugh but decided to shut up and give the first aid kit to him. He was uncomfortable, he kind of had a fear of blood. It was something that made his stomach churn. Lucifer noticed that and told him to go into his room. As was more than happy to go to his room but he was worried about Mammon too, he knew that Lucifer will treat his wounds but he was still worried. What the hell happened in these two days? There was a silence after that except the footsteps, once they were gone, both the brothers sat in silence Lucifer treating his wounds. “You push yourself too hard,” Lucifer said quietly, glancing away from Mammon as he carefully wrap a bandage up Mammon’s arm.“It’s a good thing I have you to patch me up then and I kind of did save a few people but hey brother bonding,” Mammon quips, overly cheerful. At that, Lucifer’s eyes darken and a muscle in his jaw tics. Brows furrowing, Mammon frowns and reaches toward Lucifer with their good arm, cupping their face with careful fingers. His tone softens, genuine. “I’m sorry you have to do this so often.”Lucifer finally meets his brother's sincere gaze [ which he hadn't in a few days] and smiles sadly, enclosing his hand over Lucifer’s against their face. “I don’t mind helping you, Mammon, I don’t. But seeing you hurt hurts me too.”
Which shocked Mammon.
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xiaowhore · 3 years
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a dance with the devil
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childe
(Before you begin reading, I highly recommend you listen to this playlist!)
Despite being dressed in your finest clothes, you couldn't help but feel awfully out of place in the luxurious ballroom.
A glittering chandelier hung in the air, sparkling brightly like an array of stars. Clacking of heels against the marble floors pricked at your ears, merry laughter sprinkled throughout the light chatter of the guests. Dresses twirled left and right as the women spun in the waltz, prompting a spike of envy to stab at your gut.
How marvelous it would be to dance with the man you loved.
Unfortunately, you were of no position to do such thing—he was already in the middle of waltzing away with your best friend, who you knew was madly infatuated with him as well. You couldn't be a hindrance to her happiness.
But you were upset with her. Just a little bit.
“What are you moping around here for, princess?” a jeering voice snapped you out of your trance, sobering you from wallowing in self-pity. In that instance, you clicked your tongue, swiveling your head to face the foolish man approaching you whom disregarded your visible foul mood entirely.
“None of your business,” you replied coldly, but Childe had simply laughed in response. He slid to the position next to you, away from prying eyes. Not that anyone would bother glancing at the cornermost sides of the room, anyway.
“This whole thing should be very fun for someone like you, and yet you're stuck here in the shadows. Why is that, hm?”
“Like I said, it's nothing you should worry about,” you sighed, crossing your arms. You shouldn't have worn a sleeveless dress in this chilly evening.
“I'm willing to lend an ear,” he offered, sweet and kind on the surface, but you knew better than to allow yourself to be vulnerable in front of someone who belonged in Fatui. A scoff left your lips.
“Sure you are. Don't you have anything better to do?”
“Not at the moment, so I thought I should take this chance to cheer up my dear friend.” Childe's lips curled into a knowing smirk. You arched your brows downward.
“Cheer up? I don't get what you mean.”
“Only a fool wouldn't notice you giving heart eyes to lover boy over there.” you flinched when his eyes darted to the man of your dreams. “It's truly unfortunate to be stuck in an unrequited love, don't you think?”
“...You're spouting nonsense.” you adamantly avoided his burning gaze at your form. “Heart eyes? I do not... possess such thing.”
He scrutinized the discomfort in your expression. The music slowly died down to transition into a new song, and you attempted to pin your focus on that matter instead of minding his words.
“Alright,” he easily accepted your excuse. “Let's leave it at that. More importantly, I had been meaning to ask you...” he held out his hand, this time displaying a polite smile. “Care to join me for a dance, princess?”
You stared at him for a moment, trying to search for what he truly wanted. “What are you planning?”
“Aren't you too suspicious of me?”
“You're from the Fatui, Childe. Of course I would be suspicious of you.”
He chuckled. “That may be true, but I only want to dance with you. Honest.”
You fumbled with the ruffles on your dress, reluctant to accept. You were hardly capable of tolerating this entire event, you couldn't handle stepping into the actual crowd. “I'm... not in the mood to da-”
“He's looking.”
No prior context had been given, but you managed to pick up on the hint. Tentatively, you willed your eyes to sneak a peek to your best friend.
True to his words, the man you loved was there, staring at the pair of you. He flinched when you caught him looking, forced to return his attention to your friend annoyed by him being distracted. You didn't know what that meant.
You didn't know what that meant at all, but your heart throbbed in glee for attaining his concern, even for just a few seconds. It didn't matter how insignificant it was. You wanted his attention.
“Do you think I'm desperate?” you whispered as you held Childe's hand, who took it as his cue to lead you forward. He hummed ambiguously, not quite giving you a desirable answer.
“Perhaps.” his hand found its place on your waist, the other entangled with your own. Yet your gaze was set elsewhere, too far away that he began to felt lonely. Unsatisfied with the remaining space between you, he pulled you even closer, coaxing a yelp to fall from your lips. “Eyes on me, princess. I'm your partner, not him.”
“...Sorry,” you apologized, forcibly tearing your eyes from the sight. Awkwardly, you stared at the floor instead. “If I step on your foot accidentally, I apologize in advance.”
Childe sighed, momentarily letting go of your waist to use his hand to tilt your head upwards, encouraging you to look straight into his eyes. “Then please pay more attention to me, hm?”
Bewitched, you couldn't say anything other than a quiet “Okay.”
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(Do you think I'm desperate? The question still rings in Childe's mind as he spins you in the waltz.
Yes, he wants to answer. But so am I.
Because even as you dance, you keep stealing glances from somewhere far away. Even if he's in front of you, you don't look at him, unprivy to his longing gaze as you look at another man. Even when he was there all along—
You'd still want someone else.
He snaps out of his reverie when he feels an ache on his cheek. “Hey Childe, you're the one spacing out now,” you pinch at his skin. “You said it first. Please pay more attention to me?”
His mouth involuntarily twitches into a stupid grin. “As much as you want, princess.”
It's because you're like this that he can't give you up.)
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i-need-sleeps-blog · 2 years
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This request (headcanons) inspired by kny s2 where uzui cuts daki's head
Can i request where demons brother training mc adopted younger sister whos a demon have a bossy and bratty attitude while deep inside, shes actually insecure and knows that people hate her cuz of her attitude
Lets just say the brothers won and they keep on whining and someone...*ahem* mammon sayin "YA THE REASON MC LEFT YOU CUZ THEYRE TIRED TO CARE OF A USELESS-ANNOYING DEMON!"
They starts to crying (the daki kettle crying scene) "he cuts my head...MCCCCCC!!!!"
Mc appeared behind mammon ready to beat the f out of him.
(Sorry if this long)
It's completely alright. My ohone is laggy so sometimes it will look weird.
Obey Me Brothers with an M/C who has a Daki!Little sibling
Names: M/C(main character) L/S(little sister)
L/s stared at the floor, she was staring up at the group of seven demons. The letters marking her eye read 'Upper Six'. She was your little sister, specifically. Upper six, you are her older sibling. You are very protective over her and prefer not to have anyone hurt her. I will admit you spoiled her a bit and now she comes off as rude and bossy. You still love her however, and knew she became self conscious when she became a demon. Back on topic, L/s started to tear up. She hated loosing and felt weaker then everyone. She felt like she would be trampled on, used or taken advantage of. She hated that feeling, so she started to cry. Tears streaming down her face as Satan sneered, Lucifer frowned, Levi looked annoyed as he went back to his games, Asmo looked surprised, Beel looked sad and Beelphie also looked annoyed. However, Mammon was the first to speak up after S/n said, "You guys are no fair! You beat me! You beat me! I'm not that weak! I could win!" She sounded like an annoying child that no one liked, and then the dreaded footsteps were heard just as Mammon said, "Yeah! The reason M/C left ya' with us to train was because ya' are a weak demon!" It felt as if time had stopped as suddenly, "Excuse me."
"M/C...."
Lucifer
Lucifer 1as already annoyed with L/s, however he never insulted her. He knew that she was much like a child that needed training, so whe Mammon said that. The old kook almost got whiplash from how fast his head turned to look at him. Lucifer sneered as did M/C. L/s was still crying as Mammon knew he was fucked.
"MAMMMOOOON."
Mammon
Mammon was annoyed with how L/S was acting. He was pretty angry and didn't feel like hearing her wail. So he spoke with out thinking, and said those dreaded words. He immediately regretted it as he felt a cold chill go up his spine. Like daggers were being stabbed into him, he shakily turned back to look at M/C. Yep, he's fucked. He better run
Leviathan
ROTFLMAO!1!1!1!1!!!! MAMMON IS A TOTAL IDIOT! HES TOTALLY FILMING THIS. Still, in reality, he couldn't really care about a normie like L/S and finds her annoying as well, he can relate to her feeling self conscious but he doesn't like her bossy and preppy attitude. So when she starts to cry, he feels awkward because he doesn't know how to comfort people
Satan
He finds her annoying. He doesn't like her and her wailing. She's a demon, she shouldn't be acting like this. Grouchy cat is angry and wants to read in peace and quiet
Asmodeus
L/S and Asmo get along great, so he does his best to cheer her up along with Beel. Saying things like, "A pretty face like you shouldn't cry. You would get wrinkles!" And "Oh! my beauty is nothing to cry about, but it's to be praised for." He pats her head. He isn't getting to close to her because she's crying. She could ruin his make up 😢. Jokes aside, Asmo does try to help her and is now scared of M/C. They looked so fucking scary
Beelzebub
*immediate comfort mode* Beel sees L/S as someone like a child sibling. Maybe as a sibling like Lilith....just very different. He is happy she is around even if she is bossy, she's M/C's little sibling. He's bound to like her, unless she takes his food. However he had never seen M/C so scary before. It made him choke on the sandwich he was eating.
Belphegor
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