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Angsty Sentence Starters #3
"Please, speak to me."
"I never wanted this."
"What else is there to do?"
"I am just so tired."
"You can't leave me alone."
"I don't know what that means!"
"Sorry, but I don't think I can do this any longer."
"Do you want me to fear you?"
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"I'm so sorry for anything I've done to you."
"This is nothing I ever wanted to happen."
"Can you please listen to me?"
"I am no longer accepting this."
"The uncertainty is killing me."
"Don't just walk away from me."
"It was never about winning."
"Tell me what I can do to make you stay."
"You are scaring me."
"Don't be afraid. It will be over soon."
"I can't save you if you don't want to be saved."
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taggedmemes · 3 months
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SENTENCE MEME BALDUR'S GATE 3 / PART SIX
leave us in peace and we shall leave you in kind.
cut the crap.
we just want to go home.
enough of this charade.
i'll not play pretend anymore.
you'll soon learn what it means to ally yourself with the likes of this garbage.
i'm free now, and i'm never going back.
fuck them.
felt good letting off a little steam.
if i burn any hotter, i might explode.
don't get too close until i've found a way to calm down.
it's a bit early to be getting into tragic backstories.
let's save the scar-show for later after we've worked up an appetite for tragedy.
in the grand scheme of things, i'm inconsequential [to her].
she favored me like a child favors a captive pet.
it had the makings of a good stage show, but i did not want to be one of the players.
torture, bloodsport? or perhaps just a good old-fashioned walloping?
you owe me nothing.
i could extort you, if that's what you want.
you're teasing me now.
ignorance is alive and well it seems.
don't make me get the wooden spoon.
you'd best have one hells of an apology for me.
if you think your precious little god holds any power here, you're in for a surprise.
do you treat all your guests so poorly?
i don't like busybodies.
you are as thick as they come.
are you telling me you made love to a goddess?
i shared a bed with a goddess and yet i wasn't satisfied.
shall i share the story behind it or would you rather head straight to its sordid finale?
how are you still alive?
we've come this far together and we'll continue on together.
even i am tired of the sound of my own voice.
i'll rip your spine out of your asshole.
i'll use your blood to spice my stew.
i'll keep you alive until i've sucked the marrow from your bones.
killing me is a waste of time.
you bastard, you ruined everything.
this is an interesting way of thanking me.
a slap is all you deserve.
a hag was never going to help you.
they don't help anyone but themselves.
that double-crossing, filthy, lying hag.
focus on the positive.
forgive the aroma.
perhaps that is why i have survived so long where more fearsome peers have not.
your loyalty is admirable but misplaced.
his kind have charm beyond our mortal means to resist.
who'd keep a secret like that from his friends?
you can't trust anyone these days.
even in the middle of nowhere, he can reach me.
why do you insist on exhuming the past?
people think the biggest threat to a vampire is a cleric with a stake.
they're scheming, paranoid, power-hungry beasts.
i am what i must be, says what i must be.
how does it feel to be a devil?
i can't tell if you're being silly or serious.
you have to admire the man's ambition.
i promise i will not betray your trust.
you kept me by your side despite the menace i am.
i learned quick how to stay alive.
to feel invincible again.
this isn't where i thought i'd end up.
maybe when this is all done, you can show me where you came from.
i'm not normally one to begrudge someone their secrets, but..
i'm already blessed to have you at my side.
don't you cut a fine figure.
i am not some lower city coinlad offering you a tumble.
there is nothing so depressing as learning one's true value.
i could use someone with your skills.
they're ravenous predators with fangs like daggers.
it's hardly an irrational fear to harbor.
you've been decent to me, so far.
everyone's got their own fears.
maybe that's what i like about you.
all of this was for nothing.
if you're here to help, get to the fight quickly.
gods, i thought you were one of those beasts.
i'm not chasing after it, if that's what you're thinking.
the little beast's charming once you get accustomed to the smell of rotting flesh.
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spunsugarmusings · 5 months
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Sentence Starters: Trapped Together Edition
One of my favorite tropes is two characters being trapped alone together and either having to work out their differences or admit their feelings, so please enjoy an array of sentence starters based in this idea. TW for being trapped, mentions of death, change pronouns and tense as necessary!
"Make yourself comfortable, it looks like we're gonna be here for awhile."
"Great, just great, I get to be trapped in here with you of all people."
"Do you think anyone even know we're in here?"
"I don't want to die in here!"
"Calm down, we're not going to die! Keep a cool head and we'll be fine."
"Is this a bad time to bring up my claustrophobia?"
"We should huddle together for warmth."
"Are you sure this is to stay warm, or did you just need an excuse to cuddle?"
"I don't wanna be here any more than you do, but since we're stuck, we may as well suck it up and work together to get out."
"What if nobody comes for us?"
"Don't tell anyone I said this, but if I had to be trapped with anyone, I'm glad it was you."
"Well, while we're waiting for help, do you wanna play charades?"
"I can't believe I only got to tell you how I felt because we're about to die!"
"Would it help take your mind off things if I told you a story?"
"We can't just sit around and wait to starve or run out of air, we have to do something!"
"If you keep shouting you're going to waste what little oxygen we have!"
"You stay on your side of the room, I'll stay on mine, and we'll get through this just fine."
"It'll take days for anyone to find us! What are we supposed to do until then?!"
"I doubt anyone will even notice we're gone."
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katesmemes · 2 months
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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!
"I don't think that blush is your shade."
"I'll probably just stay home."
"This is the first critical rager of the year."
"You know what your doctor said."
"You need socialization."
"Why don't you use my tanning bed?"
"You're in need, babe."
"I'm really sorry you got electrocuted."
"Are you hot for anyone?"
"[Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name]!"
"I don't know who that is."
"He doesn't play sports; he's cerebral."
"This party is gonna be clutch!"
"These things will turn your feet into hamburger helper."
"It's not haunted, just abandoned. Desecrated."
"Well, I heard [Name(s)] do witchcraft over there."
"I've never seen anybody there."
"I think it's really peaceful and quiet."
"I talk to him sometimes."
"I brought this for you."
"It's kinda morbid when I wear it so I wanted you to have it."
"That's really weird, [Name]."
"I just don't think anyone should be forgotten."
"Y'know, I wasn't gonna say anything, they were such a mess, but you look amazing now!"
"Oh my God, [Name], bag your face!"
"How do you know my name?"
"So what exactly happened to her?"
"I can never ever talk about it, for personal and legal reasons, and i also pinky swore, but I guess I can tell you. I trust you."
"I'd be screwed up if I were her, too."
"Hi, sorry, how do we know each other?"
"You're being so dramatic."
"This is not what I expected from you; you have so much potential."
"Lets find somewhere for you to sit for a bit, yeah?"
"I hate parties like this; I don't even know why I came."
"Your hair feels like easter grass."
"You know it's not nice to lead people on."
"I wish I was with you."
"It's okay; everyone does it."
"You should probably get going."
"Did you smash the mirror in the bathroom?"
"Do you know what happens to people who act out?"
"How about an apology?"
"I feel like I may want to apologize for what happened last night."
"Well, I'm glad you're okay."
"Oh, is there pizza left?"
"I think I'm gonna skip the movie."
"I'm just really tired from work."
"Do you know how hard that is on the groin muscles?"
"It doesn't even hurt anymore."
"Do you like this song?"
"We're better off up here in case anyone comes home."
"I haven't said this many words in a row in forever."
"I hate to say it, but you're either crazy, or just goddamned inconsiderate!"
"You're kind of absurd, aren't you?"
"I really don't get your fixation with that one."
"There are plenty of halfway-dece guys who would date you."
"I wanna help you, I really do, but I dunno how."
"It's a waste of time to try and fix a boy; it's better to just accept a guy's flaws."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"What happened to your neck?"
"You don't want to hold my hand?"
"This whole place gives me the creeps, okay?"
"I thought that was a really cool thing to say."
"Don't feel bad about what we did!"
"You saved me."
"Is that a rad new trend or something?"
"I don't play with dolls anymore."
"I'm sure there's some explanation."
"You know I'm usually pretty cool about things, right?"
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"You have no idea how scary this is."
"I actually feel like something's wrong."
"People are so afraid of death because they dunno when it's gonna happen to them."
"I'm not afraid of death anymore."
"I don't wanna die a virgin."
"I want to do it with someone I truly love."
"You're so supportive."
"I love our conversations."
"I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude."
"How about I drive since you're not feeling so good?"
"Your boobs look great by the way."
"This is just too freaking much."
"It's your fault we're screwed."
"You act like you're happy for me, and you care about me, but you're not really happy for me."
"You couldn't let me have this one thing?"
"You knew I liked him and you went after him on purpose!"
"I swear, I would never do that to you!"
"Guys usually only want me for one thing."
"It just was never gonna work out between us."
"I don't have feelings for you like that."
"Do you know how uncool that is?!"
"Uh, you're not making any sense."
"Thank you for being nice to me when no one else was."
"You're the type of person who usually bullies me or looks right through me, but you didn't."
"You actually went out of your way to try to tell people I was part of your family."
"You really actually wanted me to be your sister..."
"You're a great person, [Name]."
"Listen, we're running out of time."
"Make love to me."
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hyprmemes · 1 year
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worship sentence starters edit as you see fit
the sound of your voice is the only lullaby that works on me
but why would i wish for you to change?
you my darling reinvent the divine and gods pale before you
i wish i could stay by your side long after we’ve died
but mine will be a loving kind of haunting, my love, i will hold your hand then too
all you desire to do with yourself, may it bring you the peace you deserve
i wish i could put into words how knowing you has saved my life
and i’d do it a million times over, i promise you that, if it eases your heart
let me take some of that burden upon myself, your shoulders must be aching
i think the air tastes different ever since i met you, clearer, cleaner
i’d like to save the world, i guess, you live in it, after all
what evil could possibly keep me away from you?
i’d rather you stayed, instead, let the world handle its own saving
you mustn’t go that far, not for me, never for me
i wish for your safety and nothing more, there is no life without you
sit a while, won’t you? the sun feels warmer when you’re sitting next to me
i feel all that is sharp softens into a sigh when you speak
it’s a release of the heart, whenever i see you, i feel as though i’m returned to me
the future seems easier to face when we face it together
i don’t blame you, oh no, i see what they did to you, you fought back well
well, and if the world brings you only pain, then, burn it
oh but divinity is nothing, i’d smite angels for your smile
if it makes breathing easier, i can get rid of a few more
oh no, no, no you’ve suffered too much, let me handle this, let me handle them
i feel no anger, i find no reason to, you bring me peace unlike i’ve ever experienced before
though i do feel anger every time i see what they make you go through
i can re-invent the world itself if you’d like, just say the world
ah but a god does not have what you have, a god does not shine as brightly as you do
the divine shuddered i think when they saw you get ever closer so surpassing them
oh, deities of love would crumble before you, why would you hide your soul?
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temptthefates · 2 years
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TYPES OF BONDAGE.   (  nsfw !  an assortment of ways to tie up a muse. add * to reverse the meme. feel free to adjust any of these to fit your muse or scenario and feel free add as much detail as you want !  )
[ KNEEL ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with shibari in a kneeling position. [ TANGLED ]   ―  for sender to tie receiver up with shibari in a suspended position. [ BOUND ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with shibari in a face up / face down position on the bed. [ SHIBARI ]  ― for sender to tie up receiver with shibari in a position of sender’s choice. [ NEON ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with neon / glow in the dark rope. [ SUBMIT ]  ―  for sender to tie receivers wrists / arms together with rope. [ DENY ]  ―  for sender to tie receivers wrists to the headboard with rope. [ ARREST ]  ―  for sender to handcuff receiver's wrists behind their back.  [ HEADBOARD ]  ―  for sender to handcuff receiver’s wrists to the headboard. [ BELT ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists together with their belt. [ CUFFS ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists behind their back with leather cuffs. [ LEATHER ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists down to the bed with leather cuffs. [ EAGLE ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver down on the bed in a spread eagle position.  [ COLLAR ]  ―  for sender to put a collar on receiver and tie the leash to something ( headboard / support beam / table leg / etc. ) [ FORMAL ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver’s wrists together with their tie. [ CHAIR ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver to a chair ( with rope / cuffs / handcuffs / etc ) [ SENSUAL ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with silk ties. [ GIFT ]  ―  for sender to tie receiver up with ribbon, like a gift. [ RESTRAIN ]  ―  for sender to bind receiver in any way they chose ( spare slot for you to write your own prompt )
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notstilinski · 6 months
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The Fall of the House of Usher Starters !
Taken from the Netflix 2023 series, The Fall of the House of Usher! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers present!
“Listen, I’m sorry… For your loss. For your losses, rather.”
“Have a glass. See what a few years of your worth tastes like.”
“Don’t lecture me on family values. You’re just as shit in that department as I am.”
“The gates are always open but that doesn’t mean you answer the phone?”
“Don’t mention them ever. They don’t exist. Do you understand?”
“They will love you because I love you, and the only thing stronger than love is how fucking scared they are of getting cut out of the will.”
“All good. Right behind you.”
“You guys, we should really get together more often. It’s just a balm for the soul.”
“You know what a resolution is? It’s a deal you make with the future.”
“You’re basically 80% cum, I can fucking smell it on you.”
“Jesus, (Name), when you get going, you get going.”
“The oven mitts come off and the nail polish goes on.”
“It’s better, I promise, in the moment just before than in the moment after.”
“You are consequence, (Name). And tonight, you are consequential.”
“You are a pretty, pretty little thing.”
“Opportunity doesn’t give a fuck what you’re going through.”
“(Name), damn it, everybody knows that edible arrangements are what you send to people you hate.”
“If you start thinking this is reality, you’ll just slip into the abyss.”
“You shouldn’t be here and you don’t have to be here. That’s all I was saying.”
“It’s amazing how far you can get on denial.”
“Christ, no one knows they’re the fall guy until they’re falling.”
“Don’t complain about the drugs.”
“He throws us the food and watches us fight for it. You know that.”
“You’re not who I thought you were.”
“I didn’t want to think it but… you’re all fucking monsters.”
“Don’t have to be smart to be dangerous.”
“You gotta be smart. You have to realize, you can’t trust people. Not you. Not anyone.”
“Don’t stand there and look all hurt, you asshole! You think I don’t know?”
“Shut your mouth, get your shit together. The fuck is wrong with you?”
“Both of us lucky in one way, at least. Got good people at home who love us anyway. Let’s not let them down.”
“I trusted them, so I trusted you.”
“All of the best of (Name) without… without the broken heart.”
“You don’t have to be a tyrant, but if you don’t want to be consistently cruel, then you have to be sufficiently brutal at least once to establish authority.”
“I’m sorry. Why the fuck would you do that, sweetheart?”
“No, I’m afraid you’re ringside for my reckoning, old friend.”
“You’re a collection of impeccable, elaborate masks in orbit of a stunted heart.”
“You’re a monster, you know that?”
“Should’ve died here, honey. It would have made you an honest person.”
“You only ever wanted to be loved by them. You only ever wanted their approval. And it’s still no fucking excuse.”
“If I die, this stops?”
“Outsourcing intimacy.”
“I look at you and I see… you. The poverty of you.”
“We’re a… Virus, I think. People, I mean.”
“It’s a slap on the wrist that comes with a blowjob.”
“I say this with love. Let it go. Let it all go.”
“I knew I would climb to the top of the tower on a pile of corpses.”
“Because it don’t matter in the end why you did any of it. I don’t fucking care why you did it.”
“We don’t want your confession, or your rationale, or your explanation. So take all that with you, why don’t you.”
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lunememes · 1 year
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🌙   *  ―   𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃: 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀  ( sentence starters from ubisoft’s 2020 game, assassin’s creed: valhalla. feel free to change pronouns & wording as needed. )
❛ all was dark. there was no sand, there was no sea. no earth nor sky, no grass nor wind. ‘til fire met ice in the gasping void. ❜ ❛ yet from those bones and blood and brains the world was made ❜ ❛ do i now haunt your dreams? do i warm your loins? ❜ ❛ few things would please me more than to kill with this blade. ❜ ❛ i know you would defy me to death, fighting for a glorious end. that i will not allow. ❜ ❛ ____ is no more! that name is dead to this world! ❜ ❛ you move and i take your eyes. you hear me? ❜ ❛ memories of past agonies. of sadness and pain. ❜ ❛ not watching. they were showing you the way forward. your life. your path. what lies before you, and where it ends. ❜ ❛ the gods favour you, ____. they always have. ❜ ❛ you will betray your brother, ____. that is the meaning of your vision. ❜ ❛ that cannot be right. i would never betray ____. he is my brother, my family. ❜ ❛ no, this is wrong. or you misunderstand. that cannot be right. ❜ ❛ you know nothing of my plans and strategies. ❜ ❛ my honor has been stained. until it’s wiped clean, i want nothing else. ❜ ❛ the poison has already polluted our waters. ❜ ❛ do not lead him into the same storm that follows you. ❜ ❛ i have waited too many years for this day. when ____ stands before us, give me the final blow. ❜ ❛ you will have it, ____. you deserve it. ❜ ❛ i cannot fathom his game. he is either a young fool ... or deceptively wise. ❜ ❛ from strangers into friends into family. ❜ ❛ in my fog of confusion, you have shown great wisdom and strength and leadership. where you go, ____, i will follow. ❜ ❛ mighty high horse, you’d do the same if you were me. ❜ ❛ any false move and i will snip your heels. ❜ ❛ i have done all i could to help him, ____. the rest is up to you. ❜ ❛ i have seen all i need to. ❜ ❛ i am happy for him. and you as well. you have made something of yourselves here. ❜
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xcomewakemeupx · 1 month
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Sentence Starters from my On Repeat playlist Pt.1
change anything necessary. a part two will follow
"I want every bit of you. I guess I'm selfish."
"Every time the phone rings, I hope that it's you on the other side."
"Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Arrest me, but make it sexy."
"I don't know how I should say it."
"You make me feel a feeling that I've never felt before."
"'Cause I'm nobody's but yours."
"If it's real, and if it's true and if our love is wrong then I don't ever wanna be right."
"I walk down memory lane 'cause I love running into you."
"I'll always laugh at all your bad jokes."
"I will never stop until you're mine."
"I can wait forever 'til the end of time."
"I miss knowing what you're thinking."
"And when I said we could be friends, guess I lied."
"Maybe I only brought you down."
"You didn't love when you had me."
"Now you put the blame in reverse tryna make me feel guilty for everything you've done."
"You should trademark your face."
"You got the key to my heart and I need it."
"Give me a call if you ever get desperate."
"It's murder on the dancefloor. But you better not kill the groove."
"Don't think you'll get away, I will prove you wrong."
"Never could imagine the way the story happened."
"I used to be your focus, now you don't even notice when I leave the room."
"You weren't even tryin' to make me jealous."
"And I ain't even tryin' to make you miss me, I know we're history."
"And it kills me to know that you found somebody to love."
"Hate the thought of her bein' with someone else."
"I'm twisted 'cause one side of me is tellin' me that I need to move on. On the other side, I wanna break down and cry."
"Are you feeling what I'm feeling?"
"I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit."
"Take it easy with me, please."
"Touch me gently like a summer evening breeze."
"There’s a shimmer in your eyes like the feeling of a thousand butterflies."
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chaosprompts · 11 months
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𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎  -  trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.
“did you have a good relationship with your father ??  me neither.” “guys guys guys !!  i’ve got some news,  some terrible news.” “i botched that one.” “well  excuse me  for being the most terrible man on the planet.” “this doesn’t represent me, though.” “you are  too much  today.” “this is why we had to wait for you to go to bed bath and beyond ??” “i know the academy as well as anyone.” “anyway, i started blastin’.  bam !!  bam !!” “well maybe you shouldn’t dress like a bumblebee,  bitch.” “can we get back to talking about the plan ??” “i know it was working, the whole god damn thing was working.” “i biffed that one, huh ??” “and you know how great i look in leather ...” “comin’ in here talking about how in love with my thighs you are.” “i think you’ve taken to wearing my clothes.” “goddamn you !!  it’s not about you !!” “don’t make me do it,  i will slice you in half !!” “go to bed ??  what are you forty ??” “you think a pirate lives in there ??” “yeah he doesn’t even like,  get us man.” “i eat stickers all the time dude !!” “i will smack your face off of your face.” “i’m eating because i’m very uncomfortable.” “you beer,  me trash.” “now i’m here.  i’m past where i thought i could go.” “you are going to  love it.  it’s so good.” “i used to be a cool guy,  ya know.” “your hair looks so small.” “the boys are out tonight, huh ??” “would you like a rice krispy treat ??” “ooooooh ... shit.” “it’s called compassion, dickheads.” “prepare to experience sexual magic.” “now, what do you think about these suspenders ??”  “so you ... do you ever eat cheese ??” “bro that is badass.” “you know what it is, bitch.” “everybody’s dying bitch, let’s get you some fruit.” “oh whoops,  i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.” “i’m not drunk ... i’m more s-sober than i’ve ever been in my entire life.” “i do backflips every single day of my life.” “what is your spaghetti policy ??” “the thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds !!” “reason will prevail.” “will you just take this seriously ??” “i’m the queen of the night !!” “some cocks can’t be unsucked.” “i drink it every morning so i can fight like the crow.” “you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out.” “been there ... not physically.” “alright now that that’s settled,  now we can have a normal conversation.” “there’s a spider in my ear.” “i have contained my rage for as long as possible, but i shall release my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves !!” “begone vile man !!” “i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds !!” “no i don’t eat dragon because it’s not a meal for peasants, and it’s a meal for kings.”
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sillystarters · 3 months
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it's always sunny in philadelphia season sixteen starter sentences.
starter sentences taken from episodes one - three from season sixteen of it's always sunny in philadelphia. part one of ??
have you ever seen teenage mutant ninja turtles ?
you spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned.
that's pretty bad business fellas.
now listen i have glued my hand to a door so they can't physically remove me.
you know, i know stuff.
that's money talk right there.
how much nut do you go through a month?
are you storing up your nut or are you blowing through it?
i'll give you fifty cents for a buck.
come, have a seat.
it was super cheap dude.
well listen, i don't really have any interest in your bulk tin of low end economy nuts.
yeah don't make a mess.
what's behind that door?
holy shit! what the fuck is this?
i wasn't tryin' to be crypto about it.
this is tits!
can i sleep in here?
we're gonna blow our shoes out with all this walking.
how is this not a big deal?
move past it dude, move past it man.
i really ultimately don't give a shit.
did you glue your hand to my door?
i can tell you're mad.
i can't deal with this.
and just leave me here all alone?
i don't wanna be a bad host.
you know what, this was a mistake.
i can't sleep.
what is going on with you dude?
what you workin' on there bud?
is that thing loaded, by the way?
get off my back.
you know what? screw this.
i am in the prime of my life.
okay so it was loaded, my mistake. don't be so dramatic.
it's not like anybody's in any real danger.
getting shot in the face is pretty cool.
i do care about the money though.
i got some bad news for ya, bud.
i figured you probably forgot too or something.
did you try to pull out your own teeth?
i'm so sorry.
i didn't have the heart to tell you.
those ungrateful bitches.
i can't believe you did this!
i'm not mad at you okay? it's fine.
you did make a mistake.
i didn't mean to upset you.
this is not working.
should we just attack him and take it?
shut up!
this is my worst nightmare in my entire life.
she burnt the shit outta me.
i got a little surprise for ya.
you wanna take it easy? goddamn. just one bite at a time.
ha! i almost ate my gun.
i hope everyone brought their appetite because i made quiche!
this is like, everything you've ever wanted.
that is ... sad.
this is so annoying.
alright, where to now?
a perfect day can't last forever.
what the hell are you doing?
you're outta control with that thing.
just barge right in okay don't be shy.
oh my god what are you doing here?
this is so distasteful.
asmr, dickweed!
how long has it been?
that's a definite pass for me.
this is a million to one shot and i've got a really good feeling about this.
our luck just turned around.
i don't wanna have my ass handed to me.
we have a problem.
whatever you do, don't laugh.
this is bad, dude.
what? why are you trying to break my door down at three in the morning?
i just wanted to ask if you could kindly keep the noise down.
this was very sweet of you to bake these for me.
it's a trophy, see? it says cunt of the year. that's you!
bad things are going to happen to you one day. i guarantee it.
you earned it!
we're not having bad luck, we're having good luck.
come here you rat! die!
it's time to make good on your end of the bargain.
what is your deal, man?
i'm going to beat you with my shoe!
we gotta take this seriously.
go make your apologies!
i'm done listening to this.
'just in case' is as good of a reason to believe in anything as any.
i don't believe in that bullshit.
well, that's not good.
that's a bad omen!
boy, that's a shame.
thank you for this.
i'm just trash right? that's what you said.
i got you a sixer!
i gotta show you something but you gotta keep it a secret.
you're not following.
it makes literally no sense.
a moment of your time?
i'm sorry your dad doesn't like you.
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taggedmemes · 3 months
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SENTENCE MEME BALDUR'S GATE 3 / PART FOUR
i'll feed your innards to the ants before i do that.
you're not here to play with the locals.
question, kill, then move on.
fail her at your peril.
were i not merciful, i would slice the skin clean from your meat.
i am nothing if not merciful.
tell me: why shouldn't i run you through this instant?
you are nothing until i tell you otherwise.
nothing even approaching a useful thought in that skulll.
it costs me nothing to spare your sorry life.
i required your silence and you made me a mockery.
save your anger for the enemies.
i will skewer the jeretic with his own silver sword.
don't trust a word out of her mouth.
you were supposed to rush to my defense.
fat lot of good you are.
she could shoot fireworks out of her backside for all i care.
i don't know what just happened any more than you do.
not my usual quarry, not my usual ally.
your faith is your own concern, not mine.
i didn't think you'd react so pragmatically.
in the future, i expect you to be honest.
as if mingling with a horde of goblins wasn't bad enough.
let's do what we have to, then get out of here.
let's not linger in this place any more than necessary.
pain without purpose is a terrible thing.
you bore the pain like a true believer.
i don't think i have the stomach for this.
this place was supposed to be abandoned.
a joy to see a familiar face in such a precarious setting.
a fine mess you landed yourself in.
how better to learn the ways of a people than to live among them.
one should cherish all of nature's bounty, but goblin guts are quite far down the list.
you're a true friend of nature, or perhaps a lunatic.
it's unbecoming to demand honorifics from the one who saved my hide.
you weren't speaking lightly when you said you needed help.
that doesn't mean i can't help.
you have my sincere sympathies.
the magic used is beyond me. it's either not of this world, or so ancient as to be lost to even nature's memory.
the natural order must be protected.
there's no order anymore, only chaos.
chaos is welcome in doses.
i'm practically an expert.
you're either an excellent storyteller or you've experiences something quite exceptional.
i'd be irresponsible not to debunk such a strange claim.
i cannot trust my own mind.
there is great potential within you.
you're looking for solutions in the wrong places.
if we work together, we may turn this around.
until it is found, i will take something precious from you every hour that passes.
silence now, or i will silence you forever.
he's been resilient, but he'll talk.
i will have an explanation, or your head.
i do not wish to spill blood here.
come daylight, we will find a place to end this.
you can accept you're wrong, or we'll be rid of you permanently.
you had every chance to look the other way.
you chose this.
don't expect to be mourned.
she's a liability.
thieves aren't afforded such luxuries.
loosen the grip on your pride for one blasted moment, won't you?
imagine what we might achieve if we channeled some of that hostility back at our real foes instead of each other.
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spunsugarmusings · 1 month
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Young Frankenstein: The Musical Starter Sentences
Starters from the Mel Brookes' hit musical Young Frankenstein. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy!
"What happened in that castle made our lives a living Hell!"
"We're the happiest town in town!"
"Hold the happiness!"
"Please, do I look like the kind of madman who'd prowl around graveyards, digging up freshly buried corpses?"
"I don't indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery!"
"I live for truth and reason, that's the reason I exist!"
"Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys when stacked against the brain!"
"His reflexes have no freedom to react when I mistreat him."
"Those naughty thoughts are fine with me as long as they stay locked away in your imagination."
"You can savage me and ravage me; I care not what you do."
"Oh everybody look! How unique. They're not touching."
"Please keep your hands off these."
"It'll be like old time, you and me, right up there with the world's greatest pairs!"
"We've only met in a dream!"
"Up until now it's been the worst time, but now that you're here, we're a team!"
"What good is a stooge if he ain't got a boss?"
"I'm very high spirited, doctor. I hope you won't hold it against me."
"So, have you thought of any ways you could use me?"
"Nothing's better than a hayride, underneath the sun."
"There! There wolves!"
"There wolves, there castle!"
"Don't risk my curse, it could be worse!"
"Join the family business, learn the family trade!"
"Make yourself a monster, and make the world afraid!"
"Follow in our footsteps and you'll earn eternal fame!"
"As you know, predestination, from the day of your creation has determined you vocation, that's a fact!"
"Just relax, create a serum; come up with a brilliant theorum!"
"This is one position that you never can decline!"
"Love dances in on a whim."
"He was a bully and a brute, he was as crazy as a coot!"
"He was my boyfriend!"
"He always treated me like dirt!"
"But I was happy to be hurt!"
"I was an innocent young lamb, and he was a dirty old goat."
"He was the one I gave my heart to, but we were never wed, even so."
"If I'd mention wedlock, he put me in a headlock!"
"When I asked to be his wife, he stabbed me with a kitchen knife!"
"Where did all the good times go?!"
"If he had an angry fit, I was the first thing that he hit! But I didn't give a shit!"
"So, now we hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself."
"Death has ruled without question."
"Tear the night asunder, cast your light upon the dark!"
"Give my creature life!"
"We're considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap."
"Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts!"
"Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts!"
"Do the Transylvania Mania!"
"Catch the monster before he strikes again!"
"Hello heartaches, goodbye kvellings."
"Let's forget about thinking, thinking's never smart."
"Flush your brain right down the drain, and listen to your heart!"
"Lose your mind, 'cause love is blind, and listen to your heart!"
"You'll find such bliss in the kissin' you're missin'."
"Intellectuals are ineffectuals when it comes to making love."
"Don't resist cupid's dart."
"Everybody loves to get a surprise."
"It all can change, if your fates arrange a nice surprise for you."
"There’s nothing like a wonderful surprise!"
"Here’s what we advise, never bother people with a surprise!"
"It's been so long since I felt the touch of someone's hand."
"Oh, Lord, let's face it, we're talkin' LONELY here!"
"You don't know your left from your right."
"You'll be the greatest creation of man since the invention of fire!"
"You'll be cheered, never feared evermore!"
"You know, until now my life has been nothing but a meaningless world of silly parties."
"Again? Oh, you're incouragable, aren't you?"
"We will take a hay ride when we're on our honeymoon!"
"Even monsters fall in love!"
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“C’mon now, [Name], lets keep moving.”
“It’s always just been me and [Name].”
“I need you to tell me everything that happened.”
“That’s a lot of money to owe…”
“Just what did you get yourself involved in?”
“Are you in town for a business trip, maybe?”
“Well, when your own life is that dull, you need to get your excitement somewhere…”
“Now, don’t you think you’re overreacting?”
“This is exactly the kind of behavior [Name] warned me about.”
“She’s just the worst to every girl she perceives as a threat.”
“So… You’re saying I’m not a threat?”
“I know there’s more to you than meets the eye.”
“I have to get back to work.”
“You don’t seem to care whether I’m happy.”
“Curiosity killed the cat…”
“I’m not used to having people around me while I work.”
“Hey, come on, don’t leave me hanging!”
“I’m sorry to add to your plate, but…I really need your help.”
“Are you telling me I should snoop around?”
“Ah, c’mon, a little joke’s never killed anyone.”
“Although it may seem like it, I’m not actually clairvoyant.”
“I’d forget my own head if I didn’t write everything down.”
“The way they look at each other, you can tell it’s the real deal.”
“Maybe it’s because my empathy only goes so far, but… I admire that you’re able to feel for just about anyone.”
“I don’t think I get along with everyone, but some people are worth getting friendlier with…like you.”
“The way you turned that compliment right back around at me, was…masterful.”
“I bet you could make anything look good.”
“Just what could’ve made you empty out your entire bank account?”
“I’ve never seen two people more suited for each other.”
“I need to know I can count on you.”
“Don’t you have work to do?”
“I think my heart stopped beating there for a moment.”
“If you weren’t so pretty, you’d have been out of a job a long time ago.”
“What the hell are you going on about?”
“Always a pleasure doing business with you, [Name].”
“I hope I didn’t get you into too much trouble earlier…”
“I guess the heart wants what the heart wants…”
“Adults can be so…confusing.”
“I can’t believe it all ends here.”
“Thank you for not giving up.”
“I would never give up on you.”
“Come on, you know I wouldn’t let you down.”
“I’m not sure I understand what the plan is here.”
“I enjoy the occasional, artistic endeavor.”
“I feel like I’m in one of those novels I spend my days reading.”
“I just love trying new things.”
“I could not have done this without you.”
“I’m glad I was able to be of some help.”
“Thank you for everything.”
“Hey, just because I read books doesn’t mean I know everything.”
“That’s a lot sweeter than I expected.”
“I do like a happy ending.”
“We could leave together if you’d like.”
“Even the most put-together person could be an absolute mess on the other side of the door.”
“I like to think that, with me, what you see is what you get.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll find a way to bring the lights back on.”
“Hey, you look a bit pale…”
“Is everything okay?”
“you’re not scared of the dark, are you?”
“Maybe you need to sit down, huh?”
“You look like you’re about to faint.”
“We’ll figure something out.”
“Maybe don’t mention that to the police.”
“I’m sorry I didn’t say anything before.”
“I’m…ashamed of the truth.”
“Maybe now you can understand why I care so much about you…”
“I’d really like for us to be more than just friends, [Name]...”
“Promise me you’ll be careful with the information you share.”
“Sorry, I was…distracted.”
“I really need you to focus right now.”
“I don’t want to be here all night, and I’m sure you don’t either.”
“I suggest you tell me everything you know.”
“We all struggle sometimes.”
“There was no point in staying if you were leaving.”
“I’m flattered, but that really wasn’t necessary.”
“You’re the most charming person I know!”
“I’m really glad I have you in my life.”
“Sorry, my mind wanders sometimes.”
“Should I be jealous?”
“I just want them to be happy…”
“What the hell’s going on?”
“You can’t do this!”
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MAGGIE LINDEMANN - HEADSPLIT lyric starters
RIP MY HEART OUT
"i ripped my heart out to give you life."
"you're the blood that flows through my veins."
"i'll be the shield that takes all your pain."
"i've been searching for a lifetime."
"every part of you is all mine."
"it's a foreign feeling - my wounds are healing."
"no one can shine as bright as you do, baby."
DIE FOR
"i'd hold my breath so you can breathe."
"reach out for my hand and follow me."
"find who you'd die for - that's who you live for."
"hold on to me now - 'til we're six feet in the ground."
"if you leave - would you find your way back?"
"without you - all the lights fade to black."
"guess that's why they say love is pain."
"you are the future - the vision i see."
"hold on to me now."
DEPRECATING
"how can you sleep in the dark when you're killing someone that is harmless?"
"believe in the bullshit you're lost in."
"how could you lie when you promised?"
"now karma's a bitch."
"if you love me, will you let me go?"
"if you loved me, you would let it show."
YOU HOLD MY LOVE
"you guard my heart from breaking."
"i've seen the truth beneath the lies."
"a part of me was left to die."
"trust has been my weakness."
"my soul has been too generous."
"for you, i'll always risk it."
"the love i feel for you's alarming."
"next to you is where i'm staying."
"nobody makes me feel like you do."
ONE LAST TIME
"the reaper's knocking - say your goodbyes."
"i'm losin' track of who i once was."
"think i'm scared i'll never love me."
"i try to hold on, but i'm losing grip."
"i'm going back to where i came from."
"i know it's easy to forget me."
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"i can't catch the dreams i'm chasing."
"maybe i'm a little unstable."
"can i turn back the clock - just to make it stop?"
"i should be celebrating."
"add a year, blow out your candles."
"why am i tolerating?"
"what if i don't have a purpose?"
"this is what makes me feel worthless."
HOSTAGE
"hold me close - i overthink."
"hold me close - when my voice gets shaky."
"be patient with me."
"you bring me to safety."
"silence my thoughts."
"start to believe what i've been told."
"you keep me warm - my mind was cold."
"when you're next to me and i take your hand the fears let me go."
"when my mind feels lost and you shelter me - it sets me free."
"i'm in my head and it drives me crazy."
TAKING OVER ME
"anxiety is killing me."
"why can't i just let it be?"
"just another fuckin' day i'm drowning in these sins."
"hello, paranoia, acting like my best friend."
"i hear voices in my head - i bet they'll never end."
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heartxshaped-bruises · 8 months
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✧・゚ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐙𝐈 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
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"Every new thing you say makes me yearn for the sweet embrace of death."
"So you're not gonna kill me, you're gonna queer-eye me?"
"Okay, can I be honest with you? I'd lie to you for money."
"You're hotter than the flames you're about to be engulfed in."
"What's the point of killing someone who wants it? Where's the thrill in that?"
"I didn't ask for this. You gave me two very terrible options."
"That's what you think I'm doing? I'm just trying to make conversation."
"I don't like you."
"I wish it was socially acceptable to tell you that I wanna kill you with a hammer."
"The real burning is the burning desire that I feel for you."
"You know, I'm not gonna be the same person after that experience."
"Everytime you enter a public space that I'm occupying, my entire body stiffens."
"This isn't 'hanging out', you're trying to kill me!"
"I don't go to the gym because I sweat, and sweating is really just your pores crying, and crying is weak."
"Ohh, I can't? What are you gonna do? Kill me?"
"You would choose satan before a guy who can actually take care of you."
"I'm here to ask you to take the soul of an influencer I follow."
"Are you hitting on me before my execution?"
"Your tears are my lubricant."
"Am I gonna have to play the tooth-fairy in this scenario?"
"Wow. It's honestly really refreshing to see you all excited for once."
"Don't mouth me off, I know exactly what you're doing in your spare time."
"You're lucky I don't call the FBI."
"Okay, au revoir, bitch! I'm buying myself a first-class ticket to hell!"
"Would you be interested in entering a new dimension with me next week?"
"If it was the purge, you'd be the first one on my fucking list."
"You're an inspiration for young serial killers out there."
"It turned a little bit into a, uh... Lord Of The Flies situation."
"Your skin is so nice, by the way - you'd make a nice purse."
"I'm just messing with you, relax."
"My ideal girl is young enough to be my daughter, but treats me like my mom."
"Why would I tell you my biggest weakness? Are you up to something?"
"If you think about it, step-bro was just helping step-sis out because she was stuck in the laundry machine."
"Did I suck off someone important and like, forgot about it or why am I getting rewarded?"
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