jennyandvastraflint

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#GIMME MOON PUPILS

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#SAILOR MOON!!!

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“one must imagine sisyphus happy” no, one must imagine him a stubborn asshole who thinks he’s smarter than everyone including the gods. i’ve heard plenty of versions where hades gives him the CHOICE to roll the boulder up the hill; it’s the only way he’s getting into elysium. if he wants to walk away, fine! he’ll just be relegated to the asphodel meadows (the “nosebleed/overflow” section of the underworld where all the normies end up).

and sisypus, well, he’s a goddamn king. he cheated death! twice! a simple boulder is no match for his mighty wit.

hades’ punishment isn’t “you are forced to perform an unwinnable task forever”. it must fit sisyphus’ crimes. his hubris. any sane person, and quite a few insane ones, would spend a while pushing the boulder, maybe a few hours, maybe a few months, and eventually realize it was futile. an eternity in a peaceful meadow, not alone, not tortured, seems agreeable. but not to sisyphus. no, he’s too famous, too smart for that. he’ll get it to the top this time. this time. this time for sure.

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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up

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4 months of HRT. . .

I take a lot of photos. . .

The vast majority with padding.

So for those who care, here they are.

My very small, very real boobs.

You're welcome to unfollow

#Ayyyy! proud of you! #trans #transgender #lesbian #looking great <3

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i FORGOT to post this it’s from when barbie first came out

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@rosenkranz-isnt-dead

#dfhgsjkdgkjkjfg #hozier

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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Nice to see Jemma 'I've got it, so I'm going to flaunt it' Redgrave looking properly elegant as she does, in fact, flaunt the fact that she may be 60 in January, but she's definitely still got it. 💙

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i hate this popular sentiment that's like "nobody cares about your baby" "nobody cares what you had for dinner" "nobody cares about your spotify wrapped" like ok why are you on social media following people whose lives you don't care about. there's an easy fix for that

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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I really love Janeway, but you know who would never leave behind his mutant lizard babies? Benjamin Sisko. 

He would love those lizard babies. He would teach those lizard babies to play baseball.