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7thleveldown · 20 days

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Incorrect Quotes VIII

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randomfictionrants · 9 months

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Lydia: Where is everyone?

Stiles: Scott had a breakdown, Kira is looking after him. Isaac is in bed, Allison has gone to purchase band aids. Theo and Liam and trying to kill are trying to kill each other and I'm in charge.

Lydia: YOU'RE IN CHARGE?!!

Stiles: WHY IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT???

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shit-im-bi · 2 years

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"You go down just like Holy Mary, Mary on a cross," but it's Theo looking at Liam in this scene:

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celestialvoid-fanfiction · 2 years

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Boyd: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.

Stiles: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Boyd: Stiles, no-

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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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[at Jason's funeral]

Dick: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Dick: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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a-bit-dapper · 3 months

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incorrect textposts: miscellaneous edition

the first batch

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wondersinwaynemanor · 3 months

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Red Hood and Red Robin greeting each other seriously during patrol so that RR can give the coordinates of a homeless child somewhere in Crime Alley. as if they weren't talking about explosives the other night and Jason didn't teach Tim to bake the coffee cupcakes he loves so much.

Later in a few

Red Hood, crushes the bags of stimulants on his hand and throws them on the sewers: Get a fucking new hobby. These things are disgusting.

Goon, runs: Fuck you, Hood!

Red Hood, sighs: What an idiot- The fuck. Where's my other gu-

Red Hood sighs again.

Red Hood, speaks to the rest of the family through the comms before chasing the goon: The kid's got my weapon again.

Nightwing: Robin, what -

Robin: Negative. It's not me.

Batman, pinches the bridge of his nose as he sits on a gargoyle somewhere in Gotham and thinks, "Here we go again."

Somewhere at a rooftop in Metropolis

Kon: Um Tim, I know you have plans of destruction, but-

Tim puts the weapon at the back of his suit. and Kon wonders how do the Bats even have places for weapons on their suits?

Tim: Nah, this is a comeback for him stealing one of the cupcakes you like at my apartment.

Kon: I already told you I'm over it!

Red Hood, hears the conversation through the comms and screams: Like the boy said, he's over it! Give that back to me!

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mossfeathers · 5 months

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we're so back (part 2 electric boogaloo) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13]

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lioneliness-etc · 1 year

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Jason: I was just sparring with Tim. Is it just me or is he actually starting to bulk up finally?

Dick: awww baby bird is getting all grown up!

Jason: huh now that I think about it… its been since he started dating Bernard.

Dick: awwwww he’s taking such good care of our Tim!

Tim meanwhile: please help me. Bernard is a chef. He cooks so much food. He’s such a nerd about cooking and I have to eat it all because I love him. He packed me an entire cooler for lunch. What am I supposed to do with all of this??

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 month

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Lucifer doing Y/N’s makeup

Y/N, letting Lucifer put lipstick on them : Don’t forget to blot, dear.

Lucifer : What does that mean?

Y/N : Like dab the excess off

Lucifer : Oh!

Lucifer, kisses y/n : Like that? :D

Y/N : ..yes, dear. Could you dab it off one more time? Like a lot more?

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7thleveldown · 8 months

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Incorrect Quotes VII

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to-trek-or-not-to-trek · 8 months

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Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.

Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?

Kirk: Do you think-

McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?

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harveywritings92 · 1 year

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R/n, calling Ghost from a payphone: Um...Is Ghost there?

Soap, who answered Ghost’s phone: Only when he has to be. Who’s asking?

R/n, reluctantly: His ….friend, R/n.

Soap, skeptical that she’s telling the truth: Ha! Ghost doesn’t have any friends. Only people he hasn’t pissed off yet. Nice try lass!

R/n: No, wait I’m not lying! I know his real name!? it’s Si- *Soap hangs up* {R/n sees a gray van that had been tailing her turn the corner, she quickly runs for it.}

[Soap snickering as Ghost enters the office.]

Ghost: What’s so funny?

Soap: Some stupid prank caller, R/n or somethin’ said she knew ye.

{Ghost froze thinking he misheard...]

Ghost, eye twitches: You answered my phone...

Soap: Don’t worry told her bugger off.

Ghost, yanks Soap out of his chair by the shirt: You did WHAT?!

Soap, startled: w-What?

[Ghost angerly drops Johnny and immediately grabs his phone and tries to call back the payphone’s number.]

Ghost: C’mon...C’mon Doll, pick up...pick up for me darlin.

{He hangs up and calls back a few times as Soap watches on confused.]

Soap: W-wait, that lass wasn’t joking she really is yer friend?

Ghost: Shut up Johnny! …(Throws his phone) Dammit! Did she say something?

Soap: No, she just asked for you. What’s going on?

Ghost: You may have just gotten my fucking wife killed! that’s what’s going on! (Storms out of his office.)

{Soap stares at him gobsmacked as his brain short circuits.}

Soap, sputtering: Whawheae... WHAT!? SINCE WHEN WERE YE MARRIED?!

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[HERES PT 2!]

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shit-im-bi · 2 years

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Scott, on a mission with a very nervous Stiles: My head says the hunters are in there, and my balls say we need to go check it out.

Stiles: yeah, sure, your balls said that

Scott: yeah they did.

Stiles: *in falsetto* Yeah, well, my balls say...just take it easy scott... right here...let's stop man, just chilll

Scott: Why the fuck do your balls sound like a 3 year old girl

Stiles: *still in falsetto* I dont know man, that's just how they talk

Scott:

Stiles: *still in falsetto* but they're wise. I have wise balls.

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twinktor-frankenstein · 6 months

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I don't know why I did this but I had a vision okay wjhdhd

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incorrectbatfam · 17 days

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Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...

Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?

Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?

Goon #1: I put my own shit back.

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