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average sleepover with the bois

based on a post by to-trek-or-not-to-trek

#this is fantastic

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Kirk, wandering into sickbay: Hey Bones, what time is it?

McCoy, lying on a med bed face down, consumed by regret and stress surrounding his position as CMO: too late

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tos #kirk #mccoy #captain kirk #dr mccoy #jim kirk #bones mccoy #james t kirk #leonard mccoy

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Uhura: I'm bringing everyone coffee before the 7 am meeting tomorrow, what do you all want?

McCoy: Iced cold brew, black as my soul, and as big as you can make it.

Kirk: Hmmmmm... something with as much sugar and caffeine as you can physically cram into it.

Spock, visibly disgusted: Chai latte, and perhaps the captain should forgo beverages entirely in favor of a stimulant?

Sulu and Chekov, chanting: Lemon loAF leMON LOaf lemon loaffFFfFff

Scotty: Er, could you just fill a coffee mug with scotch?

Uhura, sighing: No one on this crew is okay

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tos #uhura #kirk #mccoy #spock #chekov #sulu #scotty

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Kirk: Is it not enough to be kind? Why do I have to fight people too?

Spock: Interesting assessment. I believe that accurately reflects your usual method of negotiation, and by extension, your values. This trait of yours is highly unique-

McCoy, cutting him off: -and highly suspicious, you've never hesitated to slap a bitch.

Kirk: Oh, absolutely.

Spock:

McCoy:

Kirk: It'd just be nice if the kindness worked first for once.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tos #kirk #spock #mccoy #captain kirk #mr spock #dr mccoy #james t kirk #schn tgai spock #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #bones mccoy

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Kirk, facedown in McCoy's quarters at 2 am: Boooooooonesssssssss, how do you form a genuine emotional connection?? All I know is flirt, rip your shirt, chess metaphors, and yearning.

McCoy, getting up to get a bottle of alcohol and have a heart to heart with him: It's too damn late for your shenanigans.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tos #kirk #mccoy #captain kirk #dr mccoy #james t kirk #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #bones mccoy

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Picard: I expect this upcoming conference will be rather riveting, don't you agree Number One?

Riker: With all due respect, though, you are the type of guy to get excited over an orthodontist's appointment.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tng #picard #riker #jean luc picard #william t riker #will riker #captain picard

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Spot: *Meowing loudly*

Data: Is that appropriate language? Use your words, Spot.

Geordi, overhearing this: Data, what are you doing?

Data: I am attempting to teach Spot better manners with regard to her meowing, as she has interrupted my communications a number of times.

Geordi: And how's that going?

Data: *Opens his mouth to speak*

Spot: MREEEEEOOOOOOOOOW

Data: Spot, I will have none of that sass.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tng #data #geordi #spot the cat #data soong #geordi la forge #lt cmdr data #spot is a gremlin #data being a wholesome bean

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Wesley: nerdcore (affectionately)

Star Trek TNG as Aesthetics:

Picard: Dark Academia

Riker: Jazz Age

Troi: Girlboss

Dr. Crusher: Preppy

Worf: Battlecore

Data: Steampunk

Geordi: Retrofuturism

#he's just a little guy #star trek #star trek tng #wesley crusher #wesley the ever suffering gen z coded boi #can't believe I forgot him

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Star Trek TNG as Aesthetics:

Picard: Dark Academia

Riker: Jazz Age

Troi: Girlboss

Dr. Crusher: Preppy

Worf: Battlecore

Data: Steampunk

Geordi: Retrofuturism

#star trek #star trek tng #star trek aesthetics #picard #riker #troi #dr crusher #worf #data #geordi

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Data, holding up knee and elbow pads: I have acquired safety equipment for our upcoming excursion. Would you like to use it?

Geordi, laughing: Thanks, Data, but I know how to roller skate.

~Later~

Geordi, lying face down on Data's couch, three different ice packs applied to various spots on him: Apparently I don't know how to roller skate.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tng #data #geordi #mr data #geordi la forge #data being a wholesome bean

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Dr. McCoy: Hah! Some idiot just tripped in the turbolift.

Spock:

Spock: Jim fell in the turbolift.

Dr. McCoy, taking off, dragging Spock with: Shit, that's our idiot.

~Bonus~

Spock, to Kirk: Are you uninjured, Captain?

McCoy, at the same time: How'd the floor taste?

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tos #mccoy #spock #dr mccoy #mr spock #leonard mccoy #schn tgai spock #kirk #bones mccoy #mcspirk #obligatory spirk if you squint

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Wesley, visibly disheveled with bags under his eyes: Finals week has to be the worst idea in the history of the universe. I haven't slept in 36 hours.

Dr. Crusher: You'll live, Wes.

Wesley: I don't think you get it, Mom.

~Flashback to Dr. Crusher, Wesley's age, equally disheveled, flipping through 3 different PADDs of notes frantically, screaming quietly~

Dr. Crusher: I think I have an idea.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tng #dr crusher #wesley crusher #beverly crusher #wesley the ever suffering gen z coded boi #brought to you by finals week

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@ that one incorrect quotes post that was the trek philosophical equivalent of jim going "would you still love me if i was a worm 🥺🥺🥺" to spock who replies with something extremely sweet and profound and then bones in the same bed going "do you think man will ever GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP". yes that one. i saw it come up on my dash then proceeded to lose it forever why does this keep happening

this is how theyre situated during that conversation. i am obviously correct about this (bones stole jim's pillow so jim retaliated by being as annoyingly cavity-inducingly sweet as possible with bones' other boyfriend)

#here you go #screenshot #the art is fantastic and absolutely correct

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TNG Characters as Raw Quotes from my original poetry

Picard: Sometimes I think Shakespeare was wrong / because your loss is worse than all the joy

Riker: Brave, brave boy. Are you still jumping from trees and skinning knees / and pretending to ignore how you ache?

Troi: Let my mother warm herself by the coals of who I used to be

Worf: What use was it in pretending like I wouldn't burn it down?

Dr. Crusher: the heart will beat even when the neural tissue is destroyed / and yet you wonder why I still love.

Data: I was built a robot, not a man / so I could dream

Geordi: That my hands would melt to sauter your joints / and I'd give my eyes for your circuitry / that would be enough.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tng #poetry #picard #riker #troi #worf #dr crusher #data #geordi

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Wesley, climbing the furniture neurotically: I find out if I get into the academy in FOUR days, I'm going to go insane!!

Dr. Crusher: Going to?

#hello tumblr I am not dead #star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tng #wesley #dr crusher #wesley crusher #beverly crusher #wesley the ever suffering gen z coded boi

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Data: Spot is a very well behaved cat.

Geordi: Spot knocked over two wet paintings and a vase.

Data: She is being an artist, Geordi.

#absolutely wonderful! #great job!

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TOS Characters on Halloween:

Kirk: Wears a costume for the sole purpose of going shirtless. Uses the day as an excuse to tease Spock, until he snaps and threatens not to attend the Halloween party.

Spock: Got dragged along (by Jim) to the Halloween party. Refused to wear a costume until Jim conned him into one. He is a black cat.

McCoy: Takes approximately 217 pictures of Spock. He's the type of person to put on a cowboy hat and call it a costume. Gets drunk and comments on everyone else's costumes.

Uhura: Throws the most epic Halloween party. Her costumes are always cosplay level gorgeous. 10/10 she is winning Halloween.

Scotty: Decorates for Halloween to the max. Engineers complex lighting systems and scare effects that terrify small children. Also winning Halloween.

Chekov: Gets stuck handing out candy. Consumes much of it and makes sure to give the children the ones he doesn't like. If the children chose a trick instead of a treat, he just shuts the door in their face.

Sulu: Is the one to open the door back up and apologize. His costume game is on fire and also somehow matching Chekov's? No one is sure wether or not they planned this.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tos #kirk #spock #mccoy #uhura #scotty #chekov #sulu #halloween