Q- "I think I just hurt my back...I'm feeling pain... I don't like it. What's the right thing to say? Ow?"
Geordi and Data- *looks at eachother* "ow"
Q- "OW!! i CANT STRAIGHTEN UP"
No shit motherfucker is this yOU?!
YOU'VE NEVER STRAIGHTEN UP IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WHY START NOW!!!
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Beverly Crusher reading her grandmother's erotic journal entries and then having a sex dream. THEN she's haunted by some 30yr old hottie who has maybe seduced all the prior female generations of her family (I wasn't listening lol too busy being in shock.) What is this? Outlander? FML. Season 7 is completely off the rails. 😭
Also Picard totally acknowledges his JACKET in this episode and I'M SCREAMING
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Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."
And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."
And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."
And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."
And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???
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Star Trek: The Next Generation
“The Drumhead" 1991
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