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A fledgling raven lands before you and clumsily attempts to foreshadow your doom. The bird's parents caw in encouragement from a nearby perch.

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A fledgling raven lands before you and clumsily attempts to foreshadow your doom. The bird's parents caw in encouragement from a nearby perch.

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A fledgling raven lands before you and clumsily attempts to foreshadow your doom. The bird's parents caw in encouragement from a nearby perch.

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A fledgling raven lands before you and clumsily attempts to foreshadow your doom. The bird's parents caw in encouragement from a nearby perch.

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The Fallout TV show is incredibly unfaithful to the games. It should have started with a 20 minute sequence where Lucy's facial features morph and her hairstyle changes, followed by a tutorial section where she learns how to crouch.

#fallout #lucy maclean

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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

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rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

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directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

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already can't pretend to care about the male loneliness epidemic because it isn't real but listening to the way men actually talk about their friends/what they think friendship entails makes me care even less sorry

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Actually, in Frankenstein Man's Hubris is the scientist, the monster is Man's Hubris' Monster.

#frankenstein #victor frankenstein #mary shelley #Man's Hubris

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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It's true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it's a little bit of a free for all like yes I'm a woman but I'm also male and I like being called a boy but I'm not a man like sorry I'm on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.

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Racoon: what is this stuff?

Me: it’s our garbage

Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?

Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it

Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

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Virginia is for lovers? Okay, but Kentucky is for fuck buddies. Pennsylvania is for hey let's not label this yet

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Virginia is for lovers? Okay, but Kentucky is for fuck buddies. Pennsylvania is for hey let's not label this yet

[geekysteven]

Virginia is for lovers? Okay, but Kentucky is for fuck buddies. Pennsylvania is for hey let's not label this yet

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Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God