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[noyzinerd]

[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]

Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!

The pack:

Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!

The pack:

Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.

The pack:

Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!

The pack: The pack:

Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Did you have a good day?

Isaac: Yes.

Stiles: No.

Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up.

Derek: So, you had a good day?

Isaac: Yes.

Stiles: No.

Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up!

Derek, to Isaac: You were meant to make sure he got some sleep.

Isaac: I made sure he got some sleep.

Stiles: He knocked me unconscious.

Isaac: It’s the same thing!

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles texting Scott

Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Scott: Please stop talking.

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[magicalnerdsworld]

Derek: You look good in that hoodie.

Stiles: You know where else I'd look good?

Derek, zero hesitation: My bed.

Stiles, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

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[sinnamonrollsterek]

Derek: *showering*

Stiles, wandering in: Hey Derek- Stop screaming, it's me- I need to talk to you about a murder

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[lithiumseven]

Stiles! (Derek) (Everyone: I II III)

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[azraphels]

Peter: How do you tell someone you want to have sex with them in a polite way?

Stiles: Excuse me, Mama McCall and Mr. Argent, would you do me the honor of having sex with you?

Derek: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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[avery-the-asexual]

Stiles: describe yourself in one word.

Derek: yours

Stiles: *smiling like a crazy madman*

Stiles: that's so sweet i thought you would say something like sad or smth.

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[eyebrowsaregonealt]

Erica: Stiles I dare you to kiss the next person to enter this room

Stiles: fine, I just hope it’s not Jackson

Derek, who was down stairs and heard the conversation: I’m gonna go check on Erica!

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[incorrectsourwolf]

Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way... they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Scott: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up...

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[7thleveldown]

Incorrect Quotes II

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

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[noyzinerd]

Stiles: Reasons why I hate the Nogitsune: #1. It made me kill people. #2. It tortured the people it didn't kill. #3. After it took control of the Oni, it said "There's been a change in ownership" when "There's been a change in Oni-ship" was literally right there! #4. It completely unravelled my brain. #5. It tried to get me to gut myself. #6.-

Derek: Wait, hold on. Why did the "Oni-ship" thing make it so far up on that list?

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

*flashing lights*

Stiles: Oooo, bisexual lighting

Derek: That’s the cops, you idiot!

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: Being a man sucks

Lydia: Being stiles’s man wouldn’t

Derek: *blushes*

Stiles: Are ya hitting on Derek, for me?

Lydia: Shut up, it’s working

Derek: It is.

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[magicalnerdsworld]

Derek: Go f*** yourself.

Stiles, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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[voidchimeras]

stiles: that sounds great! doesn’t that sound great, derek?

derek: no.

stiles: i think i speak for derek when i say it sounds really great.

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