#too negative about stuff so this is your warning to scroll on

[scruffydogposting]

Life is just. Bad today ngl

#I’m trying to not be like #too negative about stuff so this is your warning to scroll on #but im trigger stacked #school is going to cost a small fortune #and something I was really trying to ale happen is seeming to be off the table now #and Sophie’s just getting worse and we’re starting to have more and more hard discussions #and it’s just a lot to carry atm #at least I got to drop my business class lmao

[headcanonenthusiast]

Valeria Garza NSFW headcanons. 

This was made with fem readers in mind.

Also quick note, I apologize in advance if this isn't as detailed as my headcanons on some other characters. It was definitely harder for me to come up w/ stuff for Val, especially bc girlie is nowhere near one of my favorites (I'm sorry 😔) but what better way to expand on writing then doing headcanons of characters you rarely think about? So, without further ado, I hope you enjoy! 

(I completely understand that this type of content is not everyone's cup of tea, and that's ok! But, please scroll and ignore if this type of content isn't your thing as opposed to leaving any sort of negative comments.)

NSFW under the cut.

-THE brat tamer.

-Absolutely will not take your shit if you disobey her in any way, shape or form. 

-"What did you just say to me? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?" 

-Gets this look of absolute disbelief on her face if you dare to act like a brat, then her eyes turn dark and she's suddenly dragging you to bed. 

-"I'm the woman who decides whether or not you get to cum every night, querida. And if you're gonna keep acting like a fucking brat, then it looks like you won't get to cum for the rest of the week." 

-Her favorite forms of punishment include anything to do with orgasms. Whether it be edging you, overstimulating you or even denying you the right to cum entirely, she loves making you squirm and beg to release. 

-Shakes her head and clicks her tongue, as if you begging to cum is the most ridiculous thing she's ever heard after you've misbehaved. 

-"Oh, so now you're sorry? Chica, a sorry isn't going to cut it. I warned you about acting like a little brat, but you didn't listen. You never fucking listen to me." 

-Proceeds to lecture you and switch between degrading you in English and Spanish as she either forces a strap down your throat or harshly plays with your clit. 

-"Perra estúpida. Never listening to me and then acting surprised when I don't let you cum." 

-Will also partake in bondage, cuffing up your wrists to the headboard before she runs a vibrator painfully slow over your pussy. 

-As rough as she is when it comes to sex, if you're genuinely feeling upset about something, her gaze will turn more sympathetic (which she refuses to show to anyone besides you.) 

-"What? What's wrong, amor?" 

-And you're welcome to tell her about all of your troubles while she gently eats you out. 

-Probably has multiple straps. Prefers buying the thickest one possible but she does have one that's much longer for when you really piss her off. 

-Is very willing to spoil you with new sex toys and lingerie. Anything to make her pretty girl happy. 

-Also, I feel like she'd switch between wanting to see you touch yourself and not letting you at all. 

-When she's not there with you, she probably encourages you to masterbate and send her tons of videos of you doing so.

-But, if she's actually there and catches you touching yourself, it won't be pretty. 

-"Oh, can I not satisfy you enough anymore? Is that it?" 

-Then she fingers you so well your legs are shaking as she rants. 

-"Look at you, cumming just from my fingers. What a slut."

-"And you really thought you could make yourself cum the same way I do? No, no, estás loca por pensar eso, querida." 

-She wants anything sexual to be completely dependent on either her or toys she picks out for you. 

-In other words, very dominant. 

-In other other words, if you ever asked or God forbid tried to make her submit, you're a dead woman. 

-"Thats it. You're getting too fucking bratty for your own good. Get over my Goddamn lap right now if you know what's good for you." 

-And when you are on her lap, she'll switch between spanking your ass and spanking your pussy. 

-Leaves hickeys on the most visible spots on purpose. 

-Smirks when you get all shy about it, gently brushing your hair away as she chuckles. 

-"Don't worry, amor. I won't make the marks too visible." 

-But then she does, so she buys you the prettiest necklace with her name engraved on it as an apology, and another reminder of who you belong you. 

-Some translations for the Spanish stuff, chica = girl, querida = darling, perra estúpida = stupid bitch, amor = love and "no, no, estás loca por pensar eso, querida" = no, no, you're crazy for thinking that, darling. 

(Also I apologize if anything in Spanish is incorrect, online translators can only get you so far 😕)

Look at me go, writing about a character I don't even like and am not even attracted to because I'm straighter than a wooden ruler 🙃

This was honestly fun to write though! Valeria takes up like 0% of my thinking space, so coming up w/ headcanons for her when I barely remember she exists nor am attracted to her at all was a bit more challenging. Hoping y'all enjoyed this! 

Rudy NSFW headcanons r coming up next, so be sure to lookout for those in the near future 🤭

#valeria garza x reader #valeria garza x fem!reader #valeria garza cod #valeria garza #valeria cod #valeria call of duty #valeria garza x you #valeria x reader #valeria mw2 #cod smut #cod x reader #call of duty #valeria headcanons #headcanon #nsfw. #i'm a disappointment to my parents

[howdoesagrapewrites]

You should do one where reader just wants to spend time alone by themselves(whether it be the afternoon or morning) but hobie and pavitr won’t let them

𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨

Cw: reader x lovesick!Hobie Brown x lovesick!Pavitr Prabhakar, overlooking toxic behavior, touching with dubious consent, oblivious reader, anxious attachment (Pavitr), suggestive, aged-up characters, reader's gender neutral but it is kinda fem aligned, reader knows about the multiverse but it's not clarified if they're a spider person, I already warned this but just want to say that just because the toxic behavior here isn't portrayed as negatively as my others fics doesn't mean I condone it.

Notes: while I was writing the first paragraph I was like "damn I should do this too" and started deep cleaning around my house. This triggered an episode and that's the reason I haven't been posting as much, I was cleaning. I'm actually on a break from cleaning /srs

You prepared everything to have some alone time this afternoon, you cooked your favorite meal, did an everything shower with your favorite products, you cleaned up everything yesterday so you didn't have to do anything today, and after putting on comfy pajamas, you sat on the couch with snacks and a face mask to watch a comfort show.

It was halfway through the fourth episode when you heard noise coming from your room, and see your boyfriends appearing into your living room, even though you told them you wanted to be alone today. You try and give them the benefit of the doubt, and imagine maybe the mission today was extra rough and they needed comfort, or they forgot about your petition, Pavitr had university, being spiderman, reporting to the spider society, Hobie was, well, trying to bash the president's head with a guitar plus the spider society stuff, so yeah, they had busy lives.

"Hello there, looking lovely" Hobie chuckled with his hands on his pockets, probably laughing at your face mask, Pavitr came in for a hug, you accepted, "ohh, self care day? Do you have any extra masks, I can buy us snacks? Wait- mumbattan currency doesn't work here, I forgot, anyways, is there any room left for us?" You moved quietly and smiled to let your boyfriends sit beside you.

It's not like you want them to go, but they do take too much space. Talking about the couch, of course... And maybe about your life a little bit, you loved them, but when you started your long distance relationship (between universes) you thought you'd have just a tad more time to yourself.

You can't concentrate in the show quite as well, thinking about what could make them forget about your you-day and still want to come, why did they always forget? They both seem to have pretty good memory, the zone off for a minutes, fortunately for you, it's the fifth time you watch this episode. Your phone rings and before you can grab it, Hobie picks it up, notices is not a call and hands it to you, it's the timer for your face mask, how kind of him to even set off the alarm to you since it's your day off.

You take the sticky sheet off your face and massage the serum into your skin as you start to walk to the living room, wanting to scratch the itch and address the subject you've had in your mind, you decide to soft launch it.

"Did any of you, read the chat yesterday?"

"Yes, I always do, Hobie does too, why?" Pavitr lies on Hobie's chest and mindlessly scroll through his phone while he answers you

"Then maybe you forgot that today I kinda wanted to be alone, you know, me-time? You also forgot last week, and the week before that..."

Hobie spoke "Sorry 'bout that, 'have bad memory, a flaw of mine, we can leave if we're a bother" it saddened you he saw himself as a bother, he just forgot, we all make mistakes

"Oh, I didn't forget, I just don't want to leave you alone" Pavitr responded with normality, he didn't like having Hobie speak for him, he regularly contradicted him in stuff like this. Hobie laughs and pata his shoulder, he laughed like a joke, so then it was probably a joke, even though you three were dating, they had their own things, so this must be one of them.

You sat down, you were on the right arm of the couch, and Hobie was in the left one, Pavitr was between you both, he didn't seem at all displeased.

You laughed at the show a few times, and a couple minutes in, you feel Pav's hair ticking you, he's sniffing around your neck.

"You smell good, like your regular scent but better, did you tried the body wash I gave you?" You nod and smile at his sweet antics "And your skin, you look radiant, jaanu" he kisses you cheek, then makes a face, scrunching up his nose at the taste, you giggle. "It's supposed to be good for my skin, not be tasty" you say in airy laugh, he pouts, "But I wanted to kiss you", "my lips have no serum" he looks like a kid on Christmas morning and puts dives right into your lips, you expect a quick kiss before going back to your binge-watching (that you'd been looking forward to all week) but he crashes his lips into yours with need, you try to pull away two times before patting his shoulder, Hobie sees this, and now manspreading on the coffee table instead of the couch, he grabs Pavitr's hair and lightly pulls, "give 'em a break, sweetheart" he obediently looks at him, dilated pupils and breath hitched, Hobie's hands traveled to Pavitr's cheek and he nuzzled on it like a cat, "We don't want them to pass out, now, do we?" Hobie's tone is firm, but still has that certain rogueness he always speaks with. Even though Pavitr's mouth isn't on you, he's still mostly on top of you, and his hands don't stop wandering in your sides, pinching playfully at the fat, kneading on your waist, you really wishes you could keep watching your show and then read the book you always say you should read, or organize that messy shelf that keeps stressing you out, but hey, is not like you dislike this, right? "You won't-?" Pavitr asks in a whisper, when Hobie takes his fingers off his mouth "I'll watch for now" his smile makes you bite your lip in excitement, it seems to have a similar effect on Pavitr, who grips your waist harder, and slowly goes to grab your hips, "Keep going?" Hobie asks, deep black eyes set on yours, it makes you flustered. He's asking for consent, he's very nice, and Pavitr did have your consent earlier, it's just he was a little... Excited, it's okay, because he's nice.

You have two very nice boyfriends, even though they're forgetful.

#atsv x reader #atsv pavitr #pavitr prabhakar #pavitr x reader #pavitr prabhakar x reader #spiderverse pavitr #hobie brown #yandere spiderverse #yandere pavitr #yandere pavitr prabhakar #yandere hobie brown #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x reader #Hobie Brown x Pavitr Prabhakar #punkchai

[mblue-art]

i’m curious about your take on strawberry nightmare! to you, what’s he like? how does he act? what’s he all bout?

He is annoying (/aff hehe), and even more so to regular Nightmare. I tried to figure out (still am, I guess) how to put the flavor theming and '2P!' thing together, but here's what I have in my head for him ^^ (ramble warning!)

Finding out that the concept of '2P!' variants existed in UTMV too, made me happy! Usually 2P!s are inverted or flipped versions of the original character— think Fell'd or Swap'd versions in UTMV terms— so I thought:

Huh. If he's supposed to be a flipped version of Nightmare, would he have similarities with Swap!Dream? 🤔 But softer, nicer? 'cause he's also strawberry milk-themed! 🍓 flavors and aesthetics can be associated with soft, nice, sweet, cheery, and pretty...

(And sometimes, behind that pretty pink, lies red danger. While regular Nightmare clearly shows that he is a threat, S!NM hides it behind a layer of sweetness; (like a yandere— I explored yandere S!NM here), like a 'nice' character hiding their bad side—

But don't worry! Only those who are deserving of his wrath will face it. He's mean when he needs to. The simps are safe, as well as the people he cherishes! He can be a patient man. Just don't be on his bad side and you'll be a-ok! 👍(⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

He's like... If regular NM decided to go uwu for the bit, but forever.........(/hj)

He is friendly, a flirt, flips between being all cutesy and rizzing up the simps,

nicely offers you (suspicious— he loves making people doubt LOL) pink sweets in exchange for company or simply as thanks for spending time with him

(A king can feel so lonely sometimes 😩😔 esp w/o his dear brother around... so maybe he has a massive pink house instead of a castle :] Oooh, imagine how pink and aesthetic the interior would be...),

likes messing with the original Nightmare (Ah!! NM hosting parties! Him getting invited! Yes, he'd def talk to the king of the castle but tries to be civil! This is a nice fancy party with lots of people around; he's not gonna ruin this for anyone 😤 he just wants to socialize!!)

(Yes he owns a few creative 🍓-themed suits, why wouldn't he lean towards his aesthetic 😤)

Like any Guardian of Feelings, he can manipulate/control emotions. He can pull out one's negative emotions to calm them down, and he can also make one feel nervous or any other mix of feelings in his presence, just like how his original counterpart does.

As for his role in the multiverse, I'd say he honestly just tries to have fun. Yk, jus a lil chaos. Teehee. No multiverse domination or anything, he just likes being a menace to people hehehe

An idea I thought of a few times is him hinting that he has visited Nightmare's castle (whether he actually talked to NM or not) by leaving strawberry milk (carton/bottle) in the fridge for the others to see and be confused by.

'hey guys where's my choccy milk? did any of you drink it?? it was my last box!' - 'why is there strawberry milk again... none of you drink this...' - 'who keeps getting this pink stuff'

NM eventually informs them about this visitor, and to be cautious, just... Don't drink whatever pink thing he leaves in the fridge.

I've never really thought of what S!NM's backstory would be, what him and his Dream's 'Dreamtale AU' would be, so right now, he's just... There one day (lol) with a brother that keeps? running away from him?? (His Dream is 🟦 instead of 🟨! (I saw an artist drew him as such) And while 🍓 is happy and excited, 🔵 is kinda gloomy... Interesting to see a happy Negativity Guardian and a grumpy Positivity Guardian...)

You can scroll through the #snm asks tag to read past (mostly simp) shenanigans with him, and you can also click these links for my other rambleposts about him ^^

#ask #mblue talks #m rambles #snm asks #took me a while bc i had to yoink the thoughts that were floating in the clouds orz #i'm still! interested about hearing people's takes on him too!! :D

[corriganatheart]

ahhhh please do stay with me part 3 where reader finds out she’s pregnant again

If I Should Stay / Jude Bellingham x reader pt 3

Synopsis: After a tragic accident almost one year ago, you and Jude get a second chance.

Genre: Cute

Pairings: Jude Bellingham x fem! reader

Warnings: None

You anxiously wait for the nurse to come back from the lab. It had already been more than one minute, and the built-up anxiety was getting worse and worse. The nurse has told you that your doctor will be the one to tell you whether the test was positive or negative, and maybe you should’ve brought Jude along this time because she was giving you a sympathetic look. You don’t blame the hospital staff for being cautious, especially after what happened almost a year ago. It was even worse that you came alone again.

You are sure they probably thought you and Jude broke up over the incident and that you’ll probably go through this alone again, but they also aren’t aware that Jude knew you were coming here because you told him you were. And he would’ve been here with you if It wasn’t for him being out of town. He did request that you tell him as soon as he gets back in town, which should be a couple of hours from now.

While anxiously waiting for the doctor to come in, you scroll through your Instagram feed to see that Jude did win the game, and there were a couple of tags you got from his fans, but luckily, there weren’t photos of you walking into the hospital. If words get out that you might be pregnant, you don’t know how the media will react, especially since you guys were still young, and there is an ongoing debate on which club he’ll be signing next.

You hope that Jude will follow his heart, and he’s leaning towards Liverpool where Trent is, and you don’t mind relocating with him. Still, if there is a possibility of you being pregnant again, he might want to rethink his decision and choose a club closer to your hometown. You wouldn’t mind the decision either, but you don’t want him to miss out on an ample opportunity.

“Ms. L/N,” you immediately shut your phone after the doctor walks through the door. It was the same doctor that took care of you last time, and she seemed surprised that you were back earlier than expected. “How are you?” She asked while logging onto the computer next to you. “I’m doing good, thank you,” you said. The doctor nods and scrolls through her computer and writes some stuff down. “So, I examined the urine sample, and it came out positive,” she said while looking into your eyes. You were surprised but not disappointed like last time. The doctor probably expects you to react negatively like last time, but you were shocked and stunned by the news. “Does Jude know about this?” She asked. You slowly nod, and she smiles at that. “It seems you two will be parents. I hope things go well. Congratulations.”

The papers lying on the passenger seats were proofs that there was a human being inside of your belly, and you still hadn’t processed the information. You and Jude weren’t trying for a kid, but you guys weren’t being safe, either. After leaving the World Cup, you guys made it clear that if it happens again, you’ll keep the baby and be honest with one another, but you didn’t mean it happens right now.

Jude was very aware that you stop using birth control after the sigh effects were getting worse, but he also made it clear that if you were to get pregnant again, he would be ok with it too. But you aren’t sure if the time is right, and you’re terrified of how the world will react.

“Baby?” You heard Jude call after the sound of the front door slamming shut. “In the kitchen!” You yelled out while setting the dining table. It was getting close to dinner time, and you wanted to make this special for the both of you. You know Jude wouldn’t get upset, but you were more scared of how to announce it to everyone.

“Woah,” Jude said as he walks in the kitchen. He inhale the smell of the home cook meal and smile at you. “Your welcoming treatments are the best,” he said and pulled you in for a hungry kiss. “And you always act like you’ve been gone for weeks,” you mumbled through the kisses. Jude chuckles and kisses your forehead, and continues to hold onto you. “It feels like it, I always miss you,” he whispers. You shyly laughed at him and pulled away. “You must be hungry,” you say. Jude nods and places his duffel bag on the floor before walking to the table. “How was the game?” You asked. Jude laughs and shakes his head, “it was fun. We won, but there were some altercations between fans.” You hum and wait for him to continue. “And by fans, I meant Trent and the other boys there,” he chuckles. You giggle, very aware that Trent was there to cheer for him. It was honestly cute how close they are, but sometimes Jude does get a bit wary because of your past with Trent.

When you and Jude started talking, you made it clear to him that you knew Trent because a friend of yours was dating his friend. They tried to set him up with you, but you guys weren’t compatible, so things ended before they started. Almost a year later, when you started dating Jude, you saw him again, but there wasn’t any awkwardness since you weren’t even friends, and you moved on from the weird fling, but Jude was a bit skeptical still. He trusts you, and he has told you several times, but he expresses his concerns about Trent being a bit open-minded with you and wishes he doesn’t mention you as often as he should. After seeing Jude’s concern, you try to avoid Trent as much as possible, but you’ll see him more often if Jude was to leave for Liverpool.

“How was the visit to the doctor?” Jude finally asked, causing you to nearly choke on your Water. You know he knows; he has been eyeing your cup of water and his glass of wine. On occasions like this, you would be joining him with a cup of wine, but instead, you were drinking water. “It was fine,” you said. Jude smiles and waits for you to continue. You can tell he was holding in whatever emotions he had and was waiting for you to confirm the truth. “Jude,” you said. He stops cutting his steak and places his silverware down. He then reaches out for your hand, which you kindly accept. He squeezes it, giving you the the reassurance you need. “I’m pregnant,” you said. You’ve never seen him happier.

You stare at the frame in your hand, with a photo of the ultrasound from almost a year ago. You and Jude weren’t sad anymore from the image but instead cherished it. Your relationship with Jude has progressed a lot, and you guys were happier than ever. Yesterday, he was the most satisfied man and promised to take care of you this time. You’ve brought up the topic of the media's reaction, and you both conclude that he’ll announce the pregnancy after both families are in the picture.

“My mother is going to freak out,” Jude says behind you as you feel his arms wrap around your waist. “I don’t blame her. I’m freaking out,” you mumbled. Jude hums, and you feel his soft lips on your shoulders. “Everything will be ok, love; I will handle everything and won’t let anyone bully you,” he said. You smiled and put the photo frame back on the nightstand. “Your teammates are going to tease you,” you say, causing Jude to groan. “I knowwwww,” he whines.

“OMG!” Jobe yelled out, and his father almost slapped him. You and Jude are hosting a family cookout, and it was the perfect opportunity for him to announce the pregnancy, which he did out of the blue without warning you. His mother was in shock, and your mother was too. His father looked worried, and yours didn’t show any expression. It was nerve-wracking to say it out loud, and their reactions weren’t pleasing, so imagine how the world would react. “Is this for real?” Jude’s mom asked. You and Jude both nodded, and her eyes widened before they landed on your stomach. Jobe was still too stunned to speak, but he didn’t seem disappointed. He was still a teenager, so this didn’t concern him, nor did he have much thought. “When did you find out?” Your mother asked. “A few days ago,” you said with a wary look.

Everyone was still trying to process the information as your father and Jude’s father were handling the grill and secretly discussing the topic. Both mothers were sitting at the table with you while Jude and his brothers went into the house to get the drinks and snacks ready. “How do you feel about the pregnancy?” Your mother asked while feeling your belly. “Jude and I both want to keep the baby,” you said. “We also hope that you guys are supportive of our decision.” Jude’s mom nodded, and it was apparent she was disappointed in both of you but wasn’t going to yell at you or degrade you guys, for it. “You guys are still young, but accidents happen, so we can’t focus on what should’ve been done. I am glad you decided to keep the baby,” Jude’s mom said and reached across the table for your hands. All three of you send each other a smile after the realization of you having a child hits them.

“When are you guys going to announce it to the media?” Jude’s dad asked as he cut his steak. Everyone waits for Jude’s answer knowing the risk he’s taking. “After I sign the contract with Liverpool,” Jude says, causing his family to cheer. It was a hard decision between the different clubs but after thoroughly discussing it with you and his managers, he decided to choose F.C. Liverpool, and you couldn’t be happier for him.

"How do you feel about a getaway?" Jude asked as he helped you dry the dishes. "Why all of a sudden?" you asked, although you know the reason. "To celebrate us and also to spend some quality time together before I get too busy again," he says while placing a kiss on top of your head. You smile, thinking about how busy you guys will get in a few months. Jude would have to sell his place and also look for a place in Liverpool as well as get used to new teammates. It was going to be a challenge, but you wouldn't want to be anywhere else but with him.

"Maybe Hawaii?" He asked while scrolling through vacation spots. "Isn't that a little too popular?" you asked. It was clear that Jude wanted to announce the pregnancy news and go on vacation so that you wouldn't have to be locked up in the house while the negativity poured in. You appreciate the thought, but it saddens you that he already thought further ahead and knew that there was going to be a backlash. "We went to Bali a couple of years ago. Do you want to go back?" he asked. You thought about it and shook your head. "Jude, why don't we just visit your friends?" you asked. It was the best option for him to be surrounded by people who bring joy to his life. You know he was stressing about making you happy that he forgot about his feelings. He was a target of hate and ridiculous memes after the world cup, and your pregnancy can only worsen things. Jude was happy about the baby, of course, but he didn't want to disappoint people, and he definitely did not want them targeting you too.

"Are you wanting to go house hunting already?" he asked. You smile and cup the side of his face. He sighs and leans into the touch. "It's ok to tell me how you are feeling. A lot is going on in your life right now, and I want to be there for you," you said. Jude smiles, and you pat your thigh for him to lay on, and he does while facing your belly. "Tell me what's on your mind," you said while stroking his hair. Jude places a hand on your belly and rubs it. "I don't want the same thing to happen again. If the media's reaction gets too much, I don't want you to stress because it'll harm the baby. I know a lot of people are going to say that we are too young to be parents and that we were being careless, but we both know that is not true. I have expressed to you many times that I would love to start a family with you one day, and that is a dream of mine still. But it scares me that I might be the reason you’ll have a difficult pregnancy,” he says and kisses your stomach. You smile and crest his cheeks. He was always thinking about you, never himself, but you need to let him know that as long as he’s with you, everything will be fine. “Jude, everything will be fine. We have one another and that’s all that really matters. People will think negative of everything and they’ll get over it. I’ll be fine, Jude, as long as your with me,” you said and kissed his forehead. He smiles at you with the most adorable eyes while gently rubbing your belly. “I love you,” he says.

“Nahhhh, what?!!!” Trent shouted while the other players clapped and congratulated you and Jude. He had gathered some of his friends and new teammates for a housewarming party, and since they’d never seen you, they didn’t notice the little bump hiding underneath your jacket until you took It off. Everyone was surprised, but they weren’t as dramatic as Trent was but shrugged it off after a couple of seconds.

“We haven’t seen one another for months, and y’all got pregnant?” Trent asked while laughing. You rolled your eyes at his silliness while Jude nearly slapped his head. “Oh, come on, be mature,” you heard one of the players say. You chuckle and put your arms around Jude’s waist while he places his around your shoulders. “We are going to announce it tomorrow, so we just wanted to give you guys a heads up,” Jude said. Everyone nodded and started teasing Jude about becoming a dad.

It was cute how Jude found the teasing entertaining and blushed when they said he’ll be a good dad. Some of them also advise him on taking care of a pregnant woman and dealing with their hormones. Jude was already aware of your cravings, and he made sure to stock up on them, and he was already thinking of baby names. It was adorable how excited he gets when you guys talk about the baby, and you know he’ll be a good dad because he was so good to many of his teammate's kids.

“He’s going to be a good dad, you know,” Trent said while staring at Jude talking to the others. You nod as you watch your boyfriend from afar. He was genuinely happy, which makes you even more excited about the new member of your little family. “Don’t you think fate works mysteriously?” Trent asked. From the corner of your eyes, you can see him fidgeting with the cup in his hand and nervously shifting. “Yes, they do. I would never have thought I’d be having a kid with a guy I used to not like,” you shrugged. Trent chuckles, and you look at him. It is a rare sight to see him smile, but when he does, he is like a different person. It is unfortunate that many people hate him, and you know it gets to him, which is why he is more laid back. “I’m glad things worked out between you and Jude. I would hate to see my two favorite people separate,” he said. You chuckle and look over at Jude again, who is now staring over at the both of you. You watch Jude say something to the two men in front of him before he makes his way toward you and Trent. “Enjoying the party, mate?” Jude asked while wrapping an arm around your waist. Trent gently nods his head and takes a sip of his drink. “I want to congratulate both of you personally. I am very happy for you guys,” he said and patted Jude’s shoulder. Jude said a soft thank you, finally accepting that Trent won’t try anything with you. Trent gives you another look before he quietly walks away.

“They seemed nice,” you said as you sat down next to Jude, who was rewatching some of his matches. “Yeah, they’re great people,” he said and kissed your forehead before wrapping you in his arms. “Thank you,” he whispers in your ear. You giggle and wrap your arms around his neck. “For what love?” You asked. He stares into your eyes for a long second, before pecking your lips. “For supporting me through everything. I don’t know what I’ll do without you,” he says and places his forehead on yours. “I love you so much, and I can’t wait to see you as the mother of my child,” he said and placed a hand on your belly. You giggle and cress the side of his face. “I love you too, baby, and thank you for making me a mother,” you said. Jude smiles and gently places his lips on yours. He kisses you softly, not harshly like he would when he was about to take you to bed. This was loving while holding your hands and moving your lips together slowly. This was perfect, God was giving you guys a second chance at building a family, and you both knew what a blessing that would be.

Bonus

“Bellingham!!!!!!!!!” You heard the commentator scream your fiancé’s last name. He had just scored the winning goal, and the crowd was going crazy. You and Jobe were jumping up and down, yelling Jude’s name, as your son pointed at his dad. You looked over at your daughter, who was on top of your dad’s shoulders, giggling at the mention of her dad’s name. You reached for her hands and squeeze it. “Daddy just scored, baby,” you said, causing her to clap her hand. You then look at your son, who was now in Jobe’s arms, a bit quieter than his sister. Although they are twins, their personalities are opposite, making it seem like they were born in different years.

You watch as the teams gather in front of the stadium and thank the fans. Jude smiled at you and blew you a kiss before he waved at his son and daughter. “Daddy!” Your daughter screamed, causing the team to laugh. Trent waved at your family before moving on to his girlfriend’s family. You watch as Jude climbs over the fence and walks toward you. You hear his fans calling his name and cheering for him as he pulls you are in for a kiss. “Congrats, babe,” you said after pulling away from the kiss. “We’ll finish this when we get home,” he whispers and gives you a wink before he picks up his daughter from your dad’s shoulder. “How’s my baby girl?” He asked. “Everyone is screaming your name, daddy,” she says while pointing at the fans behind you guys. Jude chuckles and waves at the fans before he looks over at your son, who is now back in your arms. “You won again, dad,” he said, and Jude ruffled his hair. “Yes, I did, and I dedicate my win to you this time,” he says, causing your son to smile. Jude then looks at you with the same loving eyes as the ones he gave when he dedicated his win to you the very first time you guys met.

#jude bellingham #jude bellingham fic #jude bellingham fluff #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham one shot #jude bellingham x reader #soccer #footballer imagine #england nt imagine

[gaybananabread]

Congrats on the follower milestone! If you're still taking orders, may I please have switches Gwen and Hobie (Gwen as the original lee) with pears and/or oranges?? They've become somewhat of a comfort duo for me, hehe :)<

Fruit(s): Pears, Oranges

Love these two! Writing for them is always fun, though all the spider scrimblos have a vice grip on my brain. Hobie gives off such asshole switch vibes, I can’t even- Went a little overboard with this one, but I have no regrets. (UvU) Back on topic, thank you for ordering your fruits, and I hope you Enjoy!

Switches: Gwen, Hobie

Summary: Gwen is struggling with her self-image, the negative thoughts creeping in as she stresses out. Hobie has the perfect way to help, and while it cheers her up, things don’t exactly go how he expects them to.

Warnings: poor self-image/esteem topic! This is a tickle fic, so if you don’t like that, scroll away!

Gwen stared up at the ceiling of Hobie’s inner houseboat, letting her thoughts drift. They weren’t going anywhere good.

She had failed so much as-of-late. Her dad discovering her secret identity, the anomalies getting out of control, the Spot’s wave of leftover destruction, everything with Miles… Even though none of those were truly her fault, it really felt that way; her mind took those feelings as grim, guilty facts. Growing tired of his bedroom ceiling, Gwen grabbed a pillow, burying her teary face in it. Maybe smothering herself in her sorrows would help…

Hobie slunk into the room, his cheeky smile falling the moment he saw Gwen’s sulking form. The punk sat on the edge of his bed, the old mattress sinking in with his weight. He poked the pillow, making Gwen huff. “Hey…what’s goin’ on, Gwendy?”

The girl groaned into the soft object, shrugging. “‘M fine…” The muffled lie was barely audible, but Hobie’s keen hearing caught it clear as day. So, so much was running through her mind, but she couldn’t burden her friend with those thoughts. Best to figure it out herself…probably.

Damn it, Gwen… A large, calloused hand rested on her stomach, one finger drawing small circles around the thin fabric of her t-shirt. “Not buyin’ that, sweetheart. You need some cheerin’ up?”

Small giggles slipped past her guarded lips, muffled by the pillow. As much as she wanted to deal with everything herself, some comfort would be nice. Especially the kind Hobie was suggesting… Gwen mumbled an “mm-hm” into the fabric, not pushing him away. That was all the lanky teen needed to get started.

Hobie lightly tickled her stomach, his fingers doing figure-eights against her shirt. The other teen’s feet started to drum on the bed, muffled giggles making their way to his ears. It was adorable, the way she let him cheer her up with the silly touch. It was clear the tickles were helping. “Aww, Gwenny, all ya had to do was ask.”

To anyone outside their inner circle, this might’ve seemed strange. She just let him tickle her like that? Yeah, she did; that girl was practically melting. In the midst of her bleak thoughts, a little fluff and silliness was like heaven. Tickling in general made her happy, but the gentle stuff from someone she cared about to cheer her up? Immediate serotonin release.

As much as he loved her muffled giggles, he was after a bigger reaction. The punk climbed further onto her bed, sitting on her thighs so she couldn’t kick him. Hobie grabbed the pillow, tugging it away from her face. The bright red cheeks and wobbly smile he was greeted with made him snicker. “Hey, girlie. No hidin’ those giggles; they’re too cute for jus’ the pillow ta hear.”

She whined through the adorable sound, half-heartedly batting at his hands. “H-Hohohobie! Quhihit teheasing!” To be honest, she loved the teases, but her cheeks were red enough without the cheeky words. “Sorry, but ya too cute to not tease. ‘M sure you’ll survive.” He slipped a finger under her shirt, scratching at her navel with a smug grin.

Gwen squealed, shooting upwards and shoving at his hand. “H-HOHOhohobiehe! You prihihick! Dohon’t do thahat!” 

So, of course, he kept doing that.

Pushing her shoulder back down to the mattress, Hobie slid her shirt up, scribbling all around her poor belly button. Gwen practically screeched, her feet kicking out behind the anarchist as she frantically shoved at him. “G-KYAAAH! YOUHUHU DIHIHICK! NAHAHAHA!” 

That got a snort out of the older spider, his cool rings sending goosebumps across her skin as he “tormented” her. “Heard of a giggle button, but I never knew ya could have a “lose your damn mind” button. I’ll be sure to remember that one.”

The rougher tickles, while unexpected, were still helping, They helped to drown out the rest of her sour thoughts, replacing the sticky guilt with bright, raucous laughter and giddy glee. Gwen was about at her limit though, his evil fingers pulling squeak after squeal from her wobbly lips. “H-HOBS! IHI CAHAHAN’T- QUIT!”

He huffed, not wanting to go too far. The punk switched from pokes to rubs, patting and massaging her buzzing tum to try and dull the ticklish aftershocks. The girl huffed and giggled, recovering from the brief, yet effective goofiness. “Th-thahanks Hobs. I needed thahat.” 

The punk laid down beside her, grabbing the pillow from earlier and smacking her with it. “Any time, Gwendy. Just gotta ask.” 

Gwen yelped when the fluffy thing smacked her face, her spider sense warning her just a second too late; her subconscious apparently didn’t deem pillows a threat. She was about to hit him back when she realized she had a great opportunity to be a shit. Even though she loved it, payback could be given…heheh. 

Pouncing out of nowhere, she wrestled with her friend, eventually managing to pin him to the bed. While he was a bit stronger, she had caught him by surprise, throwing him off his game. Gwen playfully wiggled her fingers in front of him, smirking. “TIme for a taste of your own medicine, Hobie~”

Before he could protest, five nimble fingers dug into his belly while the other pinned his arms above his head. Hobie didn’t care to hold anything in, just letting the giggles flow as he squirmed. It was apparently the wrong day for him to wear a crop top. “B-buhut yohou liked ihihit!”

She snickered, letting her acrylic nails drag across his midsection. “Maybe. Doesn’t mean I can’t get you back.” Gwen gave his hips a squeeze, giggling as the punk snorted. “Besides, you like it just as much.” 

Hobie took the extra effort to flip her off, making the other teen squawk. She was right, of course; he was barely fighting back, enjoying the turnabout. Scorned and feeling brave, Gwen leaned her head down, blowing a sudden raspberry on his navel. That did it.

“G-GWEHEHEN! WHAHA’ THE FAHAHACK?!” She snorted at his words, sitting back up with a smirk. “You flipped me off, you jerk! Totally deserved.” She went back to his hips, appreciating his low-waisted jeans as she traced little shapes onto his upper hips. “Loving your outfit, by the way. Very ler-friendly.”

He groaned, bucking his hips as more little snorts decorated his laugh. His hips always had him sounding like a piglet. “Sh- snrk shuhuhut uhup! Thaha’ wahahasn’t on puhuhurpose!” 

She was about to tease him again, but a low whirr sounded in the room, a few knick-knacks slowly floating up in the room; one of their friends was visiting Hobie’s dimension.

“Damn it. You’re lucky, Hobs.” She pinched his side one last time before climbing off him, going to greet whoever just arrived. It was probably Pav, coming over for one of their unprompted game nights. 

Hobie giggled off the rest of the adrenaline, rubbing his exposed belly and staring up at the ceiling. He had trained those shits too well…

Taking a deep breath, the punk hauled himself out of the bed, grabbing his guitar from the corner before leaving the bedroom. Hobie hadn’t planned on getting tickled, though he was glad he helped Gwen cheer up. Even if it was a bit unconventional. Then again, what was normal about any of them? He greeted Pav, a smile still on his face as he grabbed out Clue for their game night.

#kasey's fruit shop #atsv tickle #switch!gwen #switch!hobie #lee!gwen #ler!hobie #lee!hobie #ler!gwen #sfw tickling community #tickle fic #tickle #fruit shop event #across the spiderverse tickle #ticklish!hobie #ticklish!gwen #tickle fluff #hurt to comfort tickle #atsv #atsv hobie brown #atsv gwen

[waywardstation]

I love the train of thought au! I hate Tumblr though, especially mobile Tumblr. Had to scroll for 30~20 minutes to reach the bottom of the tag. (Mobile Tumblr reloaded at least a few times and I almost threw my phone. I think I cried twice in frustration.)

I am absolutely foaming at the mouth because I've always liked the way Ingo and Emmet get presented, the characterizations are just so... Mwah 🤭.

For some reason the only thing I could think about after spending an entire night reading that wall of posts was the concept of big brother Ingo.

Sorry if I'm ranting here, it really has nothing pertaining to the au at all but I hate this concept, especially the societal concept that the older brother takes care of the younger one. Twins especially since they are usually born minutes from each other and that really doesn't mean anything different in experience.

Yes, Emmet is younger but I've always pictured him as the headstrong one that stands up for Ingo more often than not. (Honestly that's the vibe they give off collectively). I like to think of them as not in a big brother, little brother dynamic but a "we been through so much shit together we support each other fully" dynamic. I do understand why people like using it though.

Wait, what was this post about again? I swear I'm not trying to negatively rant right after bringing up stuff that plagued my mind while reading. I guess all I want to say is thank you for hosting this wonderful community au on your blog.

Expect Tumblr crabs in your blog later on. This is a warning.

Hey there OP! Glad you like it, I do too!!! (Still working on that masterpost ^^;) and apologies with tumblr mobile, I know it’s not the best with optimization!

I’m putting a readmore below because I got a lot more detailed than I intended to, regarding Ingo and Emmet’s sibling dynamic.

I like your views because it really isn’t as black and white (ha) as all that. I am a twin myself, the younger between us (and also by a few minutes) and throughout our lives it certainly has gone back and forth with us, but there’s really no definite position of looking after the other, just like with any other sibling relationship.

Given how Ingo and Emmet are, I imagine their dynamic very similar to what you’re talking about, being each others’ full supporters. Multiple lines in Masters EX show this, like these few from Emmet:

"Ingo and I are twins. We're both Subway Bosses, and we're each other's closest rival! We always challenge each other to get better. That's the kind of relationship we have! It's always a lot of fun when we're together!"

However, I feel like Ingo might feel… I don’t want to say obligated, because it’s certainly not work, and he knows very well Emmet can fend for himself, but perhaps inclined (pressured? By himself??) to carry through with what’s normally expected of an older brother. He might feel like he should look out for Emmet when he can:

“My younger brother, Emmet, would always entertain passengers on the Battle Subway... Now he is enjoying being a host here on Pasio. However, he's still new to this style of hospitality. Would you mind keeping an eye on him?"

And this might be somewhat spurred by the fact that Emmet looks up to Ingo, which I am sure Emmet has made Ingo aware of - he just might not want to let Emmet down:

"Do you have any siblings? I have an older brother, Ingo. He's verrrry strong. He hardly ever loses in Pokémon battles. Even though I also hold the title of Subway Boss, I really look up to him."

I do feel Emmet is very ready to support Ingo as well, seeing as how in their story event in Masters EX, Emmet was trying very hard to help Ingo with a project of theirs:

"I want to make Ingo’s idea a reality! Please, let me do this!"

And regarding your thoughts that of the two, Emmet is more headstrong, I feel similarly, and think he would always very clearly stand up for Ingo when needed.

I do headcanon that growing up, Emmet was more outgoing than Ingo (and that this led him to meeting Elesa, the new exchange student at their school, and taking her over to Ingo to introduce her to him, since he was more reserved and shy - not terribly so, but more so than Emmet)

ALL IN ALL - both Ingo and Emmet fully support and help each other out whenever they need it. And while Ingo might feel pressured by himself to look out for Emmet as the older brother, Emmet naturally does it for Ingo just as much, if not a little more, simply due to his outgoing nature

To try and tie this back to Train of Thought AU, I’m sure Akari and Irida would see a lot of moments expressing this dynamic of theirs in the many memory traincars throughout the mind station.

AND MG Emmet himself is pretty much a monument to this. MG Emmet is doing everything he can to keep Ingo safe from the Remnant and to protect him, even at his own expense to some degree. MG Emmet might only be a mental projection of how Ingo sees his brother, but the fact that MG Emmet is doing that means Ingo knows Emmet would do things like that for him, and he would.

Thanks for your ask OP!!! Very glad you like the AU, and happy you gave me a chance to go into all of this - I did not expect to dissect things like I did haha.

(And tumblr crabs? oh boy!!! Those would be my first!!)

#train of thought au #<-loosely #all lines are from Pokémon Masters EX #and I know that game isn’t canon to the Pokémon lore it is its own thing #but I really do appreciate the characterizations #and stick to it a lot #Emmet looking up to Ingo is reciprocated by the way #Ingo really admires Emmet both as a battler and as a person

[a-friend-of-mara]

Hi hello yes

Uhhhh

ALSO TRIGGER WARNING!

Talking bout a bit of abuse stuff and will probably pull up some long dormant frustrations regardless of your stability rating

If you're having a bad day or are "fine" but not fine please scroll by and have a nice day

This is gonna be a little crazy for a sec but please stay with me bc it's worth it

You know how in some games (stardew valley for example) your relationship with a character is measured with a single number, let's call that X bc it's a variable, if [person] likes the thing you did you get +relationship points (higher X value) while doing things theu don't like does the opposite, - relationship points (lower X value)

There's nothing wrong with this is games, in stardew valley it's very simple and does its job well

(I promise I'm building to something)

In games like Fallout New Vegas your reputation with the various factions is represented with two variables, infamy and fame, infamy is gained by doing things the faction disapproves of (stealing, helping their rivals, murdering their members), fame is gained by helping thee faction (doing quests for them, helping them with stuff, etc)

Because the game uses two variables which I'll now refer to as I for imfamy and F for fame, paints a much better picture of your relationship with a group of people, because you can't loose infamy or fame, once you get those points they're there forever

(FNV players I know about the midgame switch, I'm making a point)

If you have very high infamy and no fame they hate your guts

High fame, low infamy, they idolize you

That's how it'd be in most games but if you have high fame and got caught pickpocketing more than a few times then they consider you a "good natured rascal"

Overall a very dynamic system

In reality a lot of people, especially those with abusive tendencies will feel guilty about how they treat others and "make up for it"

No ammout of gifts or "I love yous" can make up for certain things, I won't tell you why but I know firsthand why

If someone in your life upset you then you should allow yourself to be mad at them for as long as you need, if they tell you to get over it then they're just not very mature.

Just because you forgive someone for their actions doesn't mean that you have to forget about them too

Please understand that if this sounds like anything that happened to you in your life, you ARE NOT the problem

If you've done something like that to someone else I need you to think about what happened, because from the other point of view, you're a bomb that goes off every so often and it's best just to avoid it for as much of the day as possible and to brace for impact when it's coming

What the fuck do I mean by that? Let's say most of the times you go near your parent/boss/person with power over you and they yell at you/assign you a task you don't wanna do/anything negative for you

How would you respond?

You avoid them!

For parents who are actually trying, look, parenting is really hard, but please, you're just as human as your kids, remember that just because you've been alive for longer doesn't mean you will always know what's best for them

Also speaking from experience, the two worst things you can do to your kids is to make them think they can't be themselves around you or them fearing you

If you wanna see them again after they graduate high school,

Because IRL there's more variables to a relationship than I can count!

If you think it's just one then you're very wrong and need to have some long talks with the people you care about and maybe a therapist

If you sum it up to two, good stuff and bad stuff, that's better

But

Life isn't a game, as much as I wish it was (fuckin wish I could quicksave/quickload)

You are allowed to fuck up, but if you take nothing away from this, if you hurt someone the best way to deal with it is to admit your mistake and say sorry, it may be hard, they may yell at you, but life is rarely easy, and the things worth doing are rarely easy, you're allowed to make mistakes but please, admit when you're wrong and when the time comes, face the music.

[roosterforme]

okay, so... Emily... i don't interact with you as much as i'd like bc you intimidate me (in the best way. you're like, too cool), and sometimes i do it on anon, but today is the last straw. you get familiar-me because i like you a lot, and i'm fucking finished with these anons.

this last chapter of AEOY (is that it? i'm terrible with acronyms, i'm so sorry)... Roo and Baby Girl... Chapter 9. you know what i mean... THAT chapter was a lot on my heart. but it's autobiographically-tinged fiction (i know that, and i love you) and these little BITCHES need to take SEVERAL seats and calm THE FUCK down. i'm single as hell, but i can't tell you what i'd give to be in a relationship where we loved each other so much that we just wanted to show each other how much we love each other. SEX IS OKAY. SEX IS GOOD. AND IT'S PART OF (most) RELATIONSHIPS (i'm trying to be aro/ace inclusive, i swear). so if you don't like Roo and Baby Girl fucking... FUCK OFF. and when things don't go as planned, the blame game is easy to slip into, regardless of communication, regardless of how well-adjusted (or not) we are as adults. we, as human beings, are DEEPLY flawed creatures. that is going to be reflected in EVERY relationship, platonic or romantic or any other kind. it's not toxic. fertility struggles and infertility are WILDLY common, but there is a MASSIVE stigma around it, so it's not talked about NEARLY as much as it should be. it makes people feel alone. feel like shit. feel unloved, unworthy, and plenty of other crappy ass feelings. shit, i might have endometriosis, which can affect fertility, and even though i'm not 100% i want kids, that shit still has me fucked up. so if ANYONE has ANYTHING negative to say to or about you or your writing, they are cordially invited to get fucking wrecked. i haven't addressed my anger issues with my therapist yet, and i've been looking for an outlet. (ง'̀-'́)ง there is no reason to inundate Em's inbox with negativity. you don't like her stuff? KEEP SCROLLING. it costs NOTHING to move on. you're literally WASTING energy shitting on her FOR NO REASON. so leave her the fuck alone and get a fucking grip.

love, a fucking cunt

Anya! Next thing I know, you'll be in my DMs. Thanks for this message. I'm pretty sure the anon just couldn't handle the subject matter and warnings listed on my fic masterlist. Which is fine, but I don't need to hear about it. Just excuse yourself quietly.

Having (consensual) sex is healthy. Not having sex at all is healthy. Being in an established, long-term relationship and having frequent sex is sometimes necessary. Also, this is a FANFIC and those parts are fun to read and write.

I'll send you a little smooch, because even if you don't like kids and don't intend to have them, any sort of fertility struggle can really mess with your head, babe. I'm trying to write this from experience. The feelings of isolation and blame are so strong, and not just for BG but also for Roo. You want to feel helpless? Realize that there is nothing else you can really do to help the one person you love most when they start shutting down.

I don't know why there is SO MUCH nasty anon hate in this fandom. And truly, the anon I got was nothing compared to what I have seen before in my inbox and on some other blogs. But it's really uncalled for. And Anya will kick your ass.

#if you ask emily #b&bg

[batdarkladyvampir]

At the Garden Inn - Part 4

Dieter Bravo/curvy female reader

Part 3

Warnings: negative self talk regarding weight

You woke up the next morning and immediately thought about calling out sick. You could work just as easily from home as you could at the hotel.

No, that would be cowardly, and you were tired of not standing up for yourself. You could go into work and act like Dieter hadn’t made you toss and turn all night, wondering what kind of game he was playing with you.

You had broke down at about 2am and goggled the man, and all his previous partners had been fucking gorgeous. And skinny.

After scrolling though his dating history you had no problem convincing yourself he was just toying with you for his own amusement, which hurt more than it should.

You were also no closer to finding out why he was in the middle of fucking nowhere Arizona. You had read a couple stories about his most recent relationship, with a woman almost 20 years his junior, having been broken off suddenly a few months ago, so perhaps it was due to that.

An amused snort escaped you as you rolled out of bed. It would be ironic that the same thing brought him here that brought you here. Of course, your ex-husband wasn’t 20 years younger than you. That might be illegal? Too much math.

You refused to acknowledge the extra care you took with your hair and make up for the day, nor the time it took you to pick the perfect outfit.

You look at yourself in your bedroom mirror and sigh. There's no way he was serious about wanting you. He was fucking with you or you were reading him wrong. That's all there was to it.

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You walked though the sliding doors of the Garden Inn and smiled. You might not be running your own B&B like you were hoping, but you still loved running this place. When the owner wasn't getting in your way.

After dropping your stuff off in your office and putting on your name tag, you began your morning routine, checking with the front desk to see if any issues cropped up last night or this morning, if housekeeping had any issues, maintenance concerns, and the like. Thankfully nothing needed handled. So you headed over to breakfast, happy that it was rather busy.

As you wandered the tables, stopping and taking to the guests, making sure their stays were good, you felt like someone was watching you. Every time you glanced around the room, everyone seemed to be enjoying their breakfast and not staring holes in the back of your head.

Finally done with the table touches, you grabbed a cup of coffee and made your way back to your office.

As you were sitting down at your desk, Ann stuck her head in the door way. “Hey, boss. I have a guest on the phone for you.”

You nodded, “transfer them through.”

She nodded and a few seconds later your phone rang. You answered with your standard greeting and there was silence on the line.

“Hello?”

You heard the guest on the other end of the line fumble the phone a bit. “Fuck! Sorry! Good morning, Gorgeous. How are you?”

You froze for a moment. “Dieter?”

“Good girl,” he purred, in a voice that made your entire body go warm.

You cleared your suddenly dry throat. “I-uh..how can I help you this morning?"

He chuckled softly, the sound almost sounding like a growl. “I can think of several ways you can help me, however we'll have to save those for later. I wanted to see if you would have another cup of coffee with me later?”

Your brain was officially mush. Dieter Bravo was growling in your ear and asking you out for coffee? Did you even wake up this morning?

“Dieter, um…”

“Listen, I don’t have a lot of time right now. I have a meeting with my agent and manager in a few minutes, and it’ll probably take most of the morning. But will you have some coffee in the lobby with me after?”

You nodded, as if he could see you. “Sure.”

“Thanks, cariño. See ya in a bit.”

You hung up the phone and stared at it for a long moment. What the fuck had just happened? As you were contemplating finding a way to make sure you were awake, your phone buzzed in your pocket.

When you pulled it out you saw you had a new message.

[Dieter]: you were so beautiful this morning going from table to table like a hummingbird tasting flowers. Can't wait to see you 😘

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Tag list:

@nicolethered

#dieter bravo x female reader #dieter bravo x reader #dieter bravo x you #dieter x reader #pedro pascal fanfiction #no y/n #dieter bravo

[menciemeer]

okay I was scrolling through your blog (a normal amount? too much? I'm sorry if this is weird I don't know if dragging up old posts in acceptable on this site!) and saw one where you said you use vim and I am curious about that! I tried it a while ago and was like... okay I can see how this might be faster once you get REALLY good at it, and it would definitely be useful to have the ability to export easily in multiple formats because I have realized suddenly that it seems like AO3's downloads frequently mess up the formatting? (Or maybe just fail to fix messed-up formatting that the browser smooths over?) Sooo yeah do you use it to write or just for code or what? is it worth it to become a Vim Person?

HELLO this is actually one of the things I most love to talk about because vim is my Favorite Piece Of Software. I love it well beyond a normal amount. That being said it's ummm not for everyone and not for everything. I'm putting this under a readmore because this is too long to inflict on poor unsuspecting souls who are just here for Hannibal content.

Section 1: The ways in which vim is useful

Vim is most useful when the stuff you're working on is more structured and what you're doing is more rote. So something like code (which, yes, is what I learned it for) is very formally structured, and something like html is sort of vague scaffolding around text, which is pretty much a blobby mush where really nothing means very much of anything. (The number of times I ct. only to get pulled up short by an honorific is very high, and I am grouchy.)

Part of the thing that makes structure good is that vim is more useful (relative to a traditional editor) when you can precisely define the action you want to take. Getting better at vim is really about improving your vim-vocabulary so that you are more able to make precise statements about what it is that you want vim to do. I use a "normal" markdown editor for drafting, because what I want to do is "write the next bit" which is not a very vim-interesting action and obviously not very precise. I do use vim for editing, though, because often the things I want to do are, like: "replace this word with some other word" (cw), "delete the end of this paragraph" (D), "rewrite this bit of dialogue" (ci"), "remove this whole paragraph" (dd)--you get the idea.

Also, the place that vim goes from "ok, this seems pretty good" to "this is invaluable" is really when you want to repeat stuff. Something like "the compiler is giving me 25+ pedantic warnings because the file I'm working on was written prior to the introduction of the C++ override keyword" or "I'm rewriting an API so I need to fix the function name in these dozen callsites, remove the first argument, and swap the places of args 2 & 4." These examples are programming-related because I haven't found a use for macros in writing yet. (I live in hope.)

Section 2: If you want to learn vim, here are my tips

I don't really want to tutorialize because there are a lot of those out there already. I do wish to dispense some general philosophical wisdom. (!!!!!)

First of all, keep in mind that the bar is very low. Normal editors are not really that productive. Fancy WYSIWYG editors (which I hate, equal and opposite to my vim-love) are negatively productive for me, because I will get distracted and/or distressed by all the available buttons, formatting options, and whether I accidentally italicized any of the spaces. You don't need to be maximally productive in vim to make use of it, and you don't really need to know that much to match the capabilities of a normal plaintext editor.

If you want to learn vim, I would pick a small set of keys to understand first. Like, i and I (capital-i) to enter insert mode, <Esc> to get back to normal mode. bwhjkl as basic movement options. u and <ctrl>r for undo/redo. If you must, y and d for copy/cut, p and P for paste. (System clipboard--I'm sorry--accessed with "+, so "+y or "+p for example.) That is probably well over enough.

After you get a handle on the basics, the fun part of vim is figuring out where your inefficiencies are and learning how to improve them. Realizing that you're pushing more buttons than you want to be pushing, figuring out how to describe the thing you want to do in a google search, and then finding out that vim has a key to do that. gg G } { c % $ ^ zz . ; and so on, and so on. The world is your oyster &c. (The sheer delight I felt when, more than half a decade after starting to use vim, I found the aforementioned ci"? Indescribable.)

Section 3: In which I address the actual ask

Ok ok okokok sorry. I've written all of this to tell you that I don't actually know what the weird formatting stuff you're talking about is. I read pretty much all long fic on an ereader after downloading as epub and I haven't noticed anything bizarre with the formatting? When I do want to go in and poke around in an epub I usually just use calibre's built-in editor.

In terms of exporting your own plaintext/markdown writing to multiple formats, I use pandoc. I've been very happy with it, but it isn't anything that couldn't be done by hand (and also doesn't require you to start from Vim In Particular). I would love to talk about pandoc but aaaggggh this is already way too long (sorry).

I do have strong feelings about writing in plaintext (glorious! small! no weird formatting distractions! what you see is what's in the actual file you're really writing it there's no secrets) versus WYSIWYG (too many buttons! what do they do! am i using it wrong if i don't push them! why is the filesize so big! what are your secrets, renamed .zip file!) but vim isn't the only choice if you want to go the plaintext route only the best one no, look, I spent the whole of section 1 talking about this, I am not allowed to go backwards. Honestly, though, if you're interested I'd say go for it! Vim is fun to learn and very clever! Knowing vim feels a little like knowing a weird, hyper-specialized little language.

#in re: tumblr etiquette I am sorry to report that I have no idea #seems fine #i am the furthest thing to an etiquette expert that exists though #if i ever have not interacted with a post there is a nonzero chance that it's because i couldn't figure out the properly polite way to do i #and if i have ever interacted with a post there is a >50% chance #that i have had some private angst about whether i was Doing It Wrong #should that reblog have been a comment #or a like #or an original post #i do not know #anyway i am always (too) delighted to talk about #vim

[ghostlygeto]

can i get 9 w reiner pls?🤕🫶

no. <3 just kidding bff of course you can

pairing: reiner braun x reader

warnings: reiner n y/n run a couples tiktok acc, hate comments (being mean to y/n), y/n talking bad abt themself but nothing too extreme. very mild. happy ending!

wc: 520

9. "You can't keep it bottled up forever."

You tried to stay strong. To never let anything hurt you, but god it was so hard sometimes. It felt like people only said nice things about Reiner and never about you. That’s one thing that sucks about being so public online, you never really knew what people would say.

The two of you ran one of those cringey couple tiktok pages. You knew it was cringe, but you both found it incredibly fun at times. And you’d gathered quite the following somehow, other people taking enjoyment in your gross couple content. It had its drawbacks, but also was incredibly rewarding.

It was another day of reading the comments and only seeing the negative things.

userxx: reiner is wayy to good for them lol wtf

userxy: reiner break up w them they’re ugly lol!

useryz: why did y/n think this was ok to post…they look awful

Today had already been bad, and the comments were only making it worse. Maybe they were right. Maybe Reiner is too good for you. Maybe you should stop holding him bad and let him go be with other people.

Reiner had been reading the comments too. Blocking people and deleting comments that said anything mean about you. He tried doing it before you could see, but he wasn’t always quick enough to it. He’d try to like the nice comments and reply to them so they’d be at the top, less of a chance for you to see the bad ones. But knowing you, you’d doom scroll through the comments until seeing the ones that made you cry.

He was right, of course. But you’d never admit it.

“Hey, y/n,” Reiner walked into the living room where you sat on the couch, “What’s up? I saw a dumb couple challenge earlier I thought we could do.” He sat next to you, and that’s when he saw the look on your face. “What’s wrong? Did something happen?”

All you did was shake your head, afraid that if you opened your mouth you may start crying. But he saw right through you, much to your dismay.

“Y’know, you can’t keep it bottled up forever. Eventually you gotta let it out, y/n.” As soon as he placed his hand on your shoulder, the tears started. And they didn’t stop. Not for fifteen minutes, at least.

“People have just been so, so mean lately! I mean why do they have to say that stuff? Do they really believe I’m not good enough for you, or that I’m too ugly?” You sniffed, trying to get your emotions back under control. You hated this, you hated crying and feeling weak.

“y/n, you are more than good enough for me. And if I ever hear the words ‘I’m’ and ‘ugly’ leave your mouth in the same sentence again I think I’ll go crazy,” Reiner put his hand on your cheek to wipe away some of the tears, “I love you. No matter what those stupid commenters say. You’re amazing, and the best partner I could ever ask for.”

“You promise?”

“I promise.”

hurt/comfort request prompts

comments, reblogs, requests n likes appreciated! <3

#reiner braun #attack on titan #aot #reiner x reader #shingeki no kyoujin #reiner braun angst #reiner braun x reader #snk #mine !!

[where-theres-smoak-2]

Here's the kind of stuff I come across and get me down:

" #who am i kidding #even if we get a little bit of corruption arc it will all be merzost's fault #and they will find some magical medicine to cure her #maybe by Mal's true love kiss 🙄 #the war was completely erased as well #and alina will cure racism simply by being a flashlight and changing fashion #and there is no way i hell that those writers are bringing darkling back #and i would actually be surprised if ben wanted to stick around for season three #he's finally free of this monstrosity of a project #and netflix is finally rid off the character they hated the most #and since it was a character that fans loved most #i predict that sab is dead #they just don't know it yet #also persecution is almost no exist in the show so it's not like Alina will have to watch Grisha enslavment"

I really don't see why the Darkling wouldn't come back in the sequel, since they're adapting books where he's present. I don't see why Ben Barnes would refuse either. As for that "netfliix hates the Darkling" rant? I don't understand this kind of thinking. Yes SAB is not the best series in the world with flaws, but there is a limit to exaggeration anyway.

I mean they are almost certainly bringing back Aleks in season 3, they dropped too many hints not to, the whole make sure there's nothing left of me but there still being his hand thing, the fact that we saw someone being brought back with merzost showing that is something that can happen. The bee showing up during Aleks' funeral, which King of Scars spoilers but is a hint at Elizaveta who resurrects the darkling in the books. If they wanted to only reference the character and not the resurrection plotline then they could have had that bee show up at some other time, like the coronation scene or when Zoya, Alina and Genya are in the room getting ready for the coronation, but they specifically chose Alek's funeral which to me is a very clear hint that they are bringing him back.

As for netflix hating the character I don't think that's true because they have gone to alot of effort to make Aleks a much more nuanced and developed character than he was in the books, you don't put that kind of effort into making a character that is as sympathetic and nuanced as show Aleks if you hate them. I do think that the actors and producers etc are overly careful about talking too sympathetically about Aleks, but that, I think, is because of all the loud purists who yell ab*se apologists at them if they do, not because they hate the character. Ben also hasn't given any indication that he wants to leave the show, it seems that he is very interested in his character and he clearly has a good bond with all the cast so I don't think we have anything to worry about there.

It's understandable that the negative comments are getting you down, I'll admit there have been times this week I have avoided going into the darklina and character tags because of the negativity, when going into the tags I like to see pretty gif sets, fanfics and people excited about the ship/character not negativity as of course that is going to bring your mood down. But at the same time everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have the right to express it so my best advice would be try to ignore it and not engage. If you start reading a post and it looks like its going to be negative then stop reading and just scroll past it, its what I've been doing, or if it is really bringing you down and you feel the need to, block those accounts. Also if you are feeling negatively about darklina and Aleks or Alina's characterization this season maybe consider using an anti tag or putting a warning at the top of the post to make it easier for those who want to avoid negativity. That's the best way around it I can think of anyway.

#darklina #aleksander morozova #the darkling #s&b season 2 spoilers #king of scars spoilers #answered

[shenyaanigans]

my problematic opinion is that i think tagging systems are amazing and wonderful and i would never want to get rid of them ever but i also think they have, in some part, contributed to an ideology that purports that you should never ever ever have to see anything you dislike/triggers you ever, and that you're in the right to be angry/upset if you see something you don't like—or that this is somehow a healthy thing to do, like it's asserting boundaries or it's helping your mental health.

like do NOT get me wrong, i do not think that anyone should engage with stuff that they don't want to—whether that's because of a serious health problem or because you don't like it. like if you don't want to see pictures of mushrooms as much as possible, it's your right to block all mushroom tags, not engage with accounts who post about mushrooms untagged (or even tagged whatever), and do whatever it takes to like. not see the mushrooms. i don't think that's necessarily bad.

but let's say you still see mushrooms for some reason. it's recommended or it shows up on your dash from a mutual untagged or whatever. if just seeing the mushrooms ( i mean GLANCING, like you see it for a few seconds and could theoretically scroll past) fills you with an instant panic response, to the point where it ruins your day, that's not progress. that's actively harmful to your development, and in fact, the more you avoid the mushrooms, the more you're deepening your issues with them.

bc at the end of the day we don't actually get a choice on most of the things we deal with when we're out and about. we don't get to control other people or how they exist in the world. mushrooms Do Exist and some people like them. and they're not doing anything wrong by liking the mushrooms. mushrooms are nutritious! some of them are the base of many great dishes. and some just really really like them, even ones that maybe you don't, and learning to say "i do not like/can't stand this thing but it is okay that other people do" is an important step in coexisting with others. and you can't say that you're okay with something existing if you literally can't be around it, or if seeing it without warning immediately sends you into a mental health spiral. like that's just bad for you; it isolates you for one because if anyone even mentions mushrooms around you, it means they could potentially be harming you, and what if they like—idk got mushroom pizza or something and mention it off-handedly and that fucks you up. and for two, it also means your day can be ruined very easily, and that's a lot of pain to go through for just one mention of mushrooms, you know?

this isn't to say that you shouldn't assert your boundaries, or that you're not allowed to ask someone you're friends with to not actively discuss mushrooms when your around. it also isn't to say that you're a bad person for not wishing to discuss mushrooms or that you don't get to feel your feelings. like i'm worried this is going to sound like i'm a boomer who's like "kids these days are too sensitive!! back in my day it didn't matter that you didn't like mushrooms, you ate em or you got popped in the mouth/didn't get to eat dinner/some other negative consequence." but i don't mean to say you have to like the mushrooms or even that you have to engage with them if you don't want to—just that if seeing the mushrooms makes you wanna hurt yourself or makes you so angry you make angry tweets about it, maybe avoiding the mushrooms isn't going to help because, for your own safety and development, it's GOOD to develop skills for dealing with the mushrooms. if you can't see the mushrooms at all without negative consequences, this is not coping anymore—it's avoidance. and that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep blocking the tag, but it does mean you should evaluate your relationship with the mushrooms and think about what your safety plan is for you when you encounter mushrooms irl.

#kat chats #long post

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

😐 I Unbanned 😐 Everyone 😐

So tired of being ignored, I'm so very tired of everyone ignoring my post I don't type just for the fun of it any second tire people only looking at the links I post Mother Fucker, I have feelings too and you can tell this is the blog of so much effing pain you can only be described as hell.

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Also if you can't hear the music and you're using that stupid browser called Chrome that we all have to use every now and then.

It's simple click on that stupid lock then click on the gear, or go to the far right click the stupid Three dots and then click the stupid gear, . . . Go to cookies and site commission scroll all the way down and look for a media audio play, then click it and make sure it's set for allow.

😡

Warning the music on my blog is extremely disturbing but it's not aimed to be offensive it's just it describes my life it describes my existence and by the way just so you know I'm not a moody teenager I'm a 30 year old man what does everybody think when you become a 30-year-old person that you suddenly become a robot with no feelings no thoughts no desires and you're an autopilot 24/7.

😡 😡 😡

I hate it when tight when people tell you to be strong they're telling you they don't care there is no be strong to what limit to what degree to what end to you die that mean people say to be strong if the same thing is saying cool story bro it's a sarcastic insulting thing people say to let you know they really don't care about your feelings and they're happy you're in pain. - it's directly, indirect mockery.

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I hate when people keep trying to be strong I hate that stuff and then when they're in pain they want someone to comfort them when they're in pain they want to share their feelings love you feel pain to tell you to man up and it's not a woman if men see it they call you a Pussy !

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And then they another one crying in pain you show up and they get real quiet they realize now the other ones hurt and they expect you to return the favor but I'm not going to do that cuz I'm not stupid unless they really deserved it I'm not going to suddenly go back and smack them back.

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I may be a demon and I swear that to God and I swear to everyone who reads it I am a spirit of the darkness but I want to let you know even I have the ability to have compassion for others even I have the ability to have empathy even I have the ability to express and feel the emotion of love.

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And stop telling everybody to go to the damn light !

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Yes the darkness is negative and yes the light is positive but Souls With Free Will can choose to express themselves accordingly.

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I'm not saying that demons have to be like me I'm actually an extremely rare exception.

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I'm like the salamander witch I'm a Sylph, but I like to tell the salamander Want's to warm you, And not fry you alive.

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Anyway I'm blocked everyone and everyone who comes to my blog ignores my text post and like too long didn't read it to absolutely everybody who does not read what I write on my blog in a public place where everyone anyone can read it anytime.

To everyone who comes here just for the wings and does not care for my feelings or my thoughts or my desires or anything knowledge I give you the main reason for this blog the people here who come just for the good bits they care about and not for me My Little stool in my little black room that I just try to talk to people that walk by that always ignore me.

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🖕🏻

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Every time I make a text pose I just I'm basically talking to myself my intention is to talk to the world my intention is to talk to people but unintentionally I'm always just sitting in a room talking to myself trying my hardest not to trying to speak to other people who just don't want to listen.

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[streaming-yn]

Hi, its Grim anon! I was wondering if I could request a platonic bench trio with y/n (she/her) who is very open about her affection for the three (constantly complimenting them, saying ily, etc.), but lately she's been worried that people will take it the wrong way so she's stopped? And now they're like. Where's my Y/N validation? :(

yep yep!! here you go, grim anon! ^^ sorry if I got a bit off track? I'm not sure if I did or not!

platonic!BenchTrio x affectionate!y/n

pronouns: she/her

other information on the reader:

. minor

. very open with her affection

. minecraft streamer

. faceless streamer

. it's against her boundaries for anyone other than friends to use her real name

warnings: sexism/misogyny (ends well, the haters are addressed), idk but the "girl near streamer I like? ew wtf 😒" type of hate (also gets addressed n shut down), little angst, distancing yourself from friends, trying to change yourself, cussing, mention of "weird comments" made towards y/n *ALL OF THESE ISSUES ARE ADDRESSED AND SHUT DOWN THOUGH !!!

form: headcanons

summary: y/n is super openly affectionate with all of her friends! unfortunately, a lot of people think that's a negative thing, though Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo notice y/n's change and get to the bottom of it to fix the issue ^^

genre: platonic, little angst, fluff(?) after it gets found out, hurt to comfort type of deal ^^

abbreviations: s/n -> streamer name, y/n -> your name

note: I'm not very good at angst yet so I'm sorry if it kinda sucks !! :(

you were very in touch with your loving side and showed all your friends affection very openly and however you could

unfortunately, since y'all didn't live near each other that meant that you had to wait for visits for like hugs n stuff :(

at first you didn't think much of it, affection was a normal thing between friends, why do it differently on stream?

you would often tell the boys how much you loved them and we're genuinely happy and grateful that y'all were friends

complements and validation paired with this, naturally

the boys looked forward to streams with you, not only because you where best friends but for the serotonin that your affection brought :D

actually!! on streams with all of you together, it wouldn't be uncommon for tommy, tubbo, and ranboo to playfully fight over your affection

it would be in different ways though, like with Tommy, you would complement either ranboo or tubbo and if you didn't state a name tommy would be like "THAT WAS MENT FOR ME, (TUBBO/RANBOO)" after they thanked you

meanwhile tubbo would either go on about betrayal and how you didn't love him anymore and he's going to run away or he would do something along the lines of ":(( what about meee"

and ranboo, if the compliment wasn't aimed at him, even if you clearly added tommy or tubbo's name at the end, would always reply "thank you" or something similar

however it's different if the compliment is directed at them!

ranboo would thank you, do a small laugh that's half flustered half awkward, and then complement you back (he got less awkward and flustered as he got more used to it though!)

you could hear the smile in tubbo's voice as he loudly thanks you and gives you like 3 compliments in return

tommy, it would depend if either of y'all are streaming or not! yes? "I know" all jokingly cocky like. no? "thank you, I guess" he says it as a half joke, it's a genuine thank you, but he likes keeping it playful so the "I guess" is thrown on, it's random if he gives you a complement back or not, it's literally not even dependant on how he feels, it just at random

also I feel like you and Tommy would have like a "ily!! /p" "ew /j" bit, very often I will add 👍

like while your streaming you like "tommy!! I love you, thank you for being my friend :)" and him, completely disregarding the last bit, would reply "EWW, Y/N YOU DO KNOW IM I MINOR CORRECT??"

if him ever saying ew hurts your feelings then he won't say it, however he will say the rest, unless him deflecting your "ily" makes you feel bad as well, it's fairly easy to crack him to say it back since you're best friends

a lot of back and forth, but not too hard since he never wants to genuinely hurt you

ALSO if you complement him (on stream ofc) he will find a way to turn it around, not onto you, but just turning into something too tame to be labeled and insult but definitely something close!

"I like your sunglasses!!" "oH??? SO YOU DONT LIKE MY EYES??? THANKS S/N"

(also feel like tubbo might do this)

ofc would stop if it makes you sad/uncomfortable/etc

with ranboo though, he might occasionally do that, but it's way more often for you two to get into complementing matches (just going back and forth with complements)

you also sometimes do the "ily more" thing, just because it's funny bc it's like a cringe romance movie thing, y'all never do it on stream though because ppl might make it weird, and some friend quirks are better kept private anyway, just a you two thing :)

occasionally the "no you hang up first" too, except you both play they teen girl waving her hand and saying it the most high pitched voice she can. it's so funny hearing ranboo going so high 💀💀

as a rising streamer, of course you have Twitter, and your subtwt isn't toxic – due to your personality and stuff, the people you attract to your content are all pretty loving and chill! ofc there's a few bad eggs, but that's just what happens, you choose to ignore those few

but since you've gotten more popular, people finding you through your more popular friends, you've seen a rise of tweets mentioning you, whether it be in general or in the boy's replies

you're glad to be getting more popular, now you can find more people who seek comfort from your content, which was your goal when you started anyway! so it's all exciting! ..at first.

rise in people means rise of people in the toxic 1%, and also means rise of haters or people who just don't like you

sometimes you come across tweets like "why does y/n feel the need to be around ranboo, tubbo, and tommy? leave them alone ffs, she got her fame she wanted, she can leave now 🙄✋" and "we get it, girl streamers are less talented so you needed to leech off they boys' talent! like is she done yet or??" or occasional tweets saying something about shipping – which is against not only your boundaries but all of they boys' as well.

the replies being full of "use s/n, using her real name is breaking her boundaries! and if you have an issue, then don't watch the streams she's in, dickhead!", "you could just mute her name on here and not follow her twitch, you're being overdramatic for no reason", "hey hey, remember that s/n checks her indirects", "ew, deactivate", "aw, are you scared bc a girl is better than you at gaming? aw you gonna cry??", etc, makes you feel a bit better, but the punch from the original tweet lingers

after seeing a bit more, you saw the majority of the haters – and weird people – you saw the root of it was probably because you were so affectionate towards you friends and just being around them in general

so, it'd be best to stop, right? don't participate in as many streams, stop being so affectionate in general, to be honest you were already quite anxious that you being so "clingy" was annoying, the hate just solidified it

so you have a plan in line, the hard part is executing it :(

to start, you stopped complimenting them as much on stream, and the late phone calls lessened, and those became more and more noticeable before you "got too busy" to be in as many streams as you used to

I feel like ranboo would notice first and try talking to you before bringing it up to tommy and tubbo, but when you replied "oh! yeah I'm good dw :)" he knew it was a lie and went to the others

"what do you think is going on?" "I'm not sure" "whatever it is, do you think this is why she stopped being so affectionate? I miss it"

then it clicked for tommy while ranboo and tubbo still tried to figure it out

"do you think it's family problems?" "no, last time they has family problems they became more clingy and their phone calls were more frequent, not-" "wait wait wait"

tommy checked your social media platforms, of course they had more followers than before

"what? tommy?" "I think it's more of an online hate problem" tommy leaned back in his chair, running his hands over his face before looking over at the discord call as the two others made sounds of shock, "yeah, this started after her platform got bigger and she got more well known" "..you're right" "how- how do we fix it?" "address it on a stream?" "no, no, not yet, I think we should contact y/n first, see if she'll tell us if we're right or not" "I could try? last time I texted her she responded pretty quickly so maybe that still applies?" "yeah, tell us if we're right or not and we'll continue from there"

so ranboo texted you, making sure to form the text to get to the point but not scare you, he knows how anxiety inducing confrontation, especially from friends, can be for you

you didn't know exactly how to respond, would it be better if you lied? or would the truth be better?

after a few times of the "..." appearing and disappearing on ranboo's screen before you message of ",, yeah, that is the reason actually ;; I'm sorry I didn't tell you, I thought it'd be better to just distance myself :(" sent through

the boys on call could hear the frown in ranboo's voice when he sighed and said "oh" "were we right?" "just a second"

ranboo replied to you, reassuring you that you don't don't have to apologize for not telling them and it isn't your fault, making sure to remind you that you can come to either him, tommy, or tubbo whenever you want

"yeah, she got hate, and I guarantee that if we go through her indirects then we'll see what exactly happened, we may have to scroll a bit though" so they searched around on Twitter and found some, then tubbo spoke "do you think she would want to join call so we can figure out what to do to fix this?" "I can text her, though maybe we can more of distract and comfort her tonight? we can talk about the hate and stuff another time" "yeah yeah, I think that's a good idea"

so he texted you to see if you'd like to join the call, you accepted and ended up playing video games with them – mainly Minecraft servers – for a few hours before tommy had you and ranboo (assuming you're in the US or close) sign off to get some sleep (if you're in the UK or close, he had you and tubbo sign off and then signed off himself for some sleep)

the next day you guys hopped back on call to discuss how you guys would fix it, as well as them giving a bunch of positive comments about your affection :)

you guys decided on a serious stream from Tommy's account, it was either tommy or ranboo's account, but you guys chose tommy bc he's not anxious about turning off donos and other things

you guys discussed that the hate you were getting was uncalled for, and the weird comments were to be stopped immediately.

"I think that's everything? y/n, anything else?" "yeah I think that's about it, thank you guys so much!!" "alright, one more thing before we go- chat- chat, if you have an issue with y/n being in our streams just don't watch our streams! if you don't like y/n we don't want you here" "tommyyyy :(( (/pos)" "wait wait!! chat, if anyone asks or is being rude either spread clips on the stream or screenshots of the tweets we posted!! we want to make sure that everyone – even those not watching the stream – are informed!" "alright, bye chat, I better not see any more y/n negativity!!"

there wasn't negativity in chat when you went to check btw :)! it was in emote-only bc they thought it'd be the best thing to do and most of the chat was filled with hearts and other positive emotes! <33

now whenever hate stuff it posted the replies have screenshots of either tommy, tubbo, or ranboo's tweets, links to the VOD, or clips, stating the most important and the tweet is usually taken down within a matter of hours – days sometimes

and after that everything was back to normal!! you started complimenting them again, telling them how much you love them again, etc etc! you even got back into late calls :)

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