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chaoticravenpuff · 14 days

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Fig: Don't tell anyone where you're going

MC: I won't

Fig: ....

MC: ..........

MC: SEBASTIAN!!

#this is definitely canon #you cant tell me this never happened #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian x mc #hogwarts

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broken-heart-raven-queen · 3 months

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So... Nora's fav number is 13,

Neil wears the number 10 jersey in the Foxes. Andrew wears the 03.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE.

Jean is Riko's number 3.

In my head, if they are not together then Andrew is crazy jealous of Jean for this.

#all for the game #aftg #andreil #lovers #they were destiny #this can't be just casual #this is definitely canon #this is definitely not casual #they are in love #the brainrot is real #aftg brainrot #nora sakavic #jean moreau #neil josten #andrew minyard #jeaneil

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shunshunrika · 10 months

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Once you give Sukuna the nod for indulging in his exhibitionism kink, he gathers all the cursed spirits and curse users of the world into his domain to witness him f*cking your brains out till you lose your mind.

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bejeweled-jyn · 9 months

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Cere: If you bite a snake and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Cal: What if it bites me and it dies?

Greez: That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read.

Cal: What if it bites itself and I die?

Merrin: That's voodoo.

Cal: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Cere: That's correlation, not causation.

Cal: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Merrin: That's kinky.

Cere: Oh my god.

#this is definitely canon #this was in NG+#jedi survivor #jedi fallen order #merrin #nightsister merrin #cal kestis #greez dritus #bd 1 #cere junda #merrical #star wars #star wars memes #star wars jedi #calmerrin #cal kestis x merrin

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orgxnas · 7 months

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The Fellowship and their favorite Classic Frat Party Bangers™️

Frodo

No Hands by Waka Flocka Flame

This is pre-Ring Frodo, ofc

Y’all remember how he was dancing at Bilbo’s birthday? Yeah dude def likes to get down

I just feel like after he’s had a few drinks in him and this song comes on, he grabs Sam and loudly says “OMG ITS MY SOONNGGGG!”

Can sing the whole song with no breaks (just like me fr)

Sam

Everything by Pitbull

Sam actually doesn’t really like the music they play at parties. He thinks some of the lyrics are crass

HOWEVER

One time this song came on at a party that Rosie was at and she danced with him the entire song. He has not stopped thinking about it since

The next day he went straight to Merry (the Pitbull expert) and asked him what the song was called and then he immediately went and bought the song and listened to it everyday for the next two weeks

Now he requests it every time him and Frodo go out just in case Rosie is there

Pippin

Shots by Lil Jon

He is the Snooki of the Shire let’s be real here

Loves lil Jon. Thinks he’s a lyrical genius

He’s always up on the damn tables and the bar

“IF YOU AINT GETTIN DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB” and Pippin took that personally

Spills his drinks on everyone. Gets into a verbal altercation bc of said spillage. Merry comes in to back him up. Now Frodo and Sam have to break up a fight

Merry

Hotel Room Service by Pitbull

Pitbulls no. 1 fan

Right up there on the tables with Pippin

Gets sooo hype for “WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN!”

Also spills his drinks but not as much

Has in fact been decked in the face for asking a girl if he could take her back to the hotel room for some *service*

Aragorn

Pepas by Farruko

This man has never gone to a party of his own accord. He has only gone just to make sure that Merry and Pippin don’t die

BUT once he’s got a few drinks in his system and this song comes on, he’s ready to let lose

I feel like he would love the Spanish songs (he can speak fluently I just know it)

Does his own lil dancy dance while Merry and Pippin cheer him on

Legolas records it for when he’s sober and they can all laugh about it

Legolas

Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira OR Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

Oh he defff likes the “girlier” songs

Once he has enough in his system to get that lil tingle in his hands, bro is right in the middle of whatever dance circle formed around him

That man LOVES to flip his hair all over the place like he’s really got his hands in his hair feeling the music and everything

Learned all this from his father I just know that Thranduil made sure his son was properly educated

Gimli gives him shit for the entire night

Gimli

Get Low by Lil Jon

Oh bro definitely likes to get low

His drunk self gets SO HYPE when this song comes on

Climbs right up on the table with Merry and Pippin (falls off soon after)

The rest of the fellowship watches in absolute terror as he tears up the dance floor

Gandalf

Danza Kuduro by Don Omar

Will he dance? Who knows

But one thing for certain is that his heart is filled with so much joy watching the Hobbits go absolutely crazy for this song

He thinks it’s so fun and endearing watching them dancing and enjoying the night

It’s one of those simple things that he loves so much. Watching a group of friends enjoying each others company and celebrating their friendship with music and dancing

You know what he WILL dance let him get in the middle of that silly little circle

Boromir

DJ Got Us Fallin In Love by Usher

He may be daddy’s favorite, but being daddy’s favorite is stressful

At the end of the week, he just wants to cut lose and get drunk

And drunk he gets

He just likes to feel the musiiicccc

Has never gone home alone LMAO

#lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr shitpost #lotr fandom #lotr #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #merry and pippin #pippin #merry brandybuck #pippin took #aragorn #legolas #gandalf #gimli #boromir #this is definitely canon

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welcometotheunknownlosers · 1 year

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Lore reason why scara is a catalyst and not any other weapon totally true

Sword: his mom has a sword

Polearm: his mom has a polearm

Claymore: his friend was killed by a claymore

Bow: childe uses a bow really poorly and he doesnt want to be lumped in with him

#Scaramouche #this is definitely canon

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marvins-linguinie · 1 year

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steve: what movie are we watching?

eddie: scream?

steve: yeah i-

there's a loud knock at the door.

eddie: did you invite buckley or wheeler over?

steve: no? it's 12 in the morning. i'll get it.

steve moved into an apartment with eddie a few months back, hoping to forget everything about his parents.

steve opens the door, stopping in his tracks when he sees his mom's face.

mrs. harrington: steven, you've grown so big!

steve:

mrs. harrington: im sorry it took me so long to come see you.

steve: 8 years.

mrs. harrington: oh, honey, i don't believe it's been that long.

steve: i need you to leave.

eddie, from the couch: steve, who is it?

steve: you need to leave. now.

mrs. harrington: steven, you are unbelievable.

steve: im unbelievable? you're the one who ditches your kid years at a time, leaving him alone for his whole childhood, missing all of his birthdays and graduations. you. not me, you. i don't know how you found me, but lose my address.

eddie, walking up to the door: who are you?

mrs. harrington: steven's mother. who are you?

steve: my fiancee.

eddie looks steve dead in the eyes and attempts not to freak out.

they never talked about this.

not once.

eddie thought marriage was off the table.

mrs. harrington: i presume you're joking.

steve: does it look like im laughing?

mrs. harrington: you can't just...

steve: what? get married to a guy? yeah, i can. whatcha gonna do? leave for another 8 years? that'll be better for everyone, honestly.

eddie:

mrs. harrington: you cannot speak to me like that! i am your mother, steven-

eddie: steve. his name is steve. and, correct me if im wrong, but i heard steve tell you to leave, so i suggest you do, before we call the police, and i don't think you want to get hopper involved, because he will not hesitate to take you to jail. believe it or not, no one in this town likes you or your husband very much, so if i were you, i would turn around, and walk away. you might have screwed up your life, but you are definitely not going to ruin steve's. goodnight.

eddie slams the door in her face, and walks into the bathroom, shutting the door.

steve: eddie! i...

steve: i love you.

eddie:

steve: and im sorry for saying that. it just flew out of my mouth. i-i didn't even think of what i was saying-

eddie, through the door: you seemed like you meant it.

steve:

eddie: did you? mean it?

steve: um..

eddie, opening the door: steve, yes or no.

steve:

eddie: GIVE ME AN ANSWER SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

steve: YES.

eddie: okay.

steve:

eddie:

steve: WELL ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING?!

eddie: im thinking.

steve: okay

eddie:

steve:

eddie: yeah. i just wanted to make you nervous.

steve: wait, what?

eddie: yes, ill marry you, harrington, on one condition.

steve: YOU SAID YES?

eddie: you take my last name

steve: no.

after the wedding~

robin: eddie harrington has a nice ring to it.

eddie: this wasn't part of the terms and conditions

nancy: edward harrington.

eddie: im going to murder you.

robin: 🎶eddie harrington🎶

eddie: IM GOING TO MURDER BOTH OF YOU

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #steveddie #stranger things #robin buckley #ronance #nancy wheeler #robin x nancy #steve has trauma #and his parents are terrible people #this is real #this is definitely canon #mhm #yupperdoodles #my lil fruitbasket #full of fruity people #AHHH I LOVE THIS

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dixons-lut · 5 months

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❗TW: MENTION OF CHILD EMOTIONAL NEGLECT❗

my hc in my securitywaiter fic is that ness grew up lonely because he was an only child and his parents were busy working, was emotionally neglected, and always went to sparky's for his meals.

his parents knew they weren't giving him enough attention so they made sure to be financially available for him.

unfortunately this caused ness to talk so much in adulthood because he never got to as a child

#this is definitely canon #securitywaiter #fnaf movie #fnaf movie fanfic #ness x mike #fnaf fanfic #ao3 fanfic #matpat #mrnbws #securitywaiter fic

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daily-dose-of-dousy · 6 months

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Coulson, May, Simmons, Mack, and Yo-Yo: *fighting about which of them was the first one to suspect something was going on between Daisy and Sousa*

Fitz: *awkwardly watching the team argue*

Daisy and Sousa: *leave the room to go make out elsewhere*

#dousy #daisy johnson #daniel sousa #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.#agents of shield #sousy #daisysous #daisysousa #daisy x daniel #daisy x sousa #timequake #quakersquares #daily-dose-of-dousy #chat #text #how could this *not* happen?#this is definitely canon

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queermeetsthe90s · 1 year

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rachel: how long are we going to stand here and let him do that…?

jack: just give him a minute.

eric, pushing on a door that says pull: WHY WON’T IT OPEN

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code219 · 8 months

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nikki is 100% a kpop stan and her fav group is snsd this is canon

#shining nikki #love nikki #this is definitely canon #her bias is jessica #can confirm

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abeltownshipslittlebitch · 10 months

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Simon: I swear there was some nerd sitting in your spot yesterday.

Sam: That was me with my glasses on.

@dorkylittleweirdo

#this is definitely canon #has to be #zombies run #zr #incorrect zr quotes #incorrect zombies run quotes #sam yao #samyao #simon lauchlan

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w1tchcr4ftt · 6 months

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I’m just going to say this- Bubble would be best friends with a chain chomp. Bubble is in fact close relatives with one

#this is definitely canon #I am not liar #Tadc #the amazing digital circus #bubble tdac #bubble the amazing digital circus #w1tch.txt #text post

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sunflowersformina · 8 months

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This has Grell Sutcliff written all over it 😍

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #grell sutcliff #kuroshitpost #grelle sutcliff #k-pop #this is definitely canon

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iiingenious · 6 months

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I’m sorry but one of Adelaide Kane’s Halloween costumes is MOTHER herself…

Miss All Sunday, Nico Robin.

#v:metamorphosis #this is definitely canon #face:Kim

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anidealistatbestburntoutatworst · 1 year

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i knowingly chose angst with this one

spoilers for bungo stray dogs and everything everywhere all at once

[during episodes 6-7]

{context: both sasaki and rokuzö have died and the dialogue below follows dazai’s canon statement: “kunikida, as long as you pursue your ideals, the flames that burned in the azure king will one day take root in you… and raze everything around you.”}

kunikida: *pauses in thought to collect himself before responding* “i know you see yourself as a fighter dazai, well i see myself as one too, and this is how i fight.”

dazai: *reaching his hands out to kunikida* “kunikida i-“

kunikida: *holds dazai’s hand and closes his eyes remembering their bond over the years at the ada* “dazai, even though you have broken my heart yet again- i wanted to say… in another life, i would have loved just doing laundry and taxes with you.”

kunikida: *releases dazai’s hand and walks towards the door of the abandoned hospital.*

dazai: *walks slowly behind kunikida before he reaches the door and hugs him as he starts to cry*

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