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Hunger Games Characters and Their Favorite Classic Frat Banger™️

Katniss

Moment 4 Life by Nicki Minaj

Let’s be honest she not the frat party type

But this song just… speaks to her

Like Nicki’s whole opening verse? Oh yeah she a Nicki fan

“In this very moment, I’m king/ In this very moment, I slayed Goliath with a sling” and she did

She likes how slow-paced the song is too

Really makes her stop and think about how lucky she is that she made it out and that the odds were literally stacked against her from the start

“Cause I’m still hood, Hollywood (the Capitol) couldn’t change me/ Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn’t faze me!” WHAT

Peeta

Sexy Bitch by David Guetta

He’s fr tryna find a way to describe this girl (Katniss) without being disrespectful

Loooovvveeesss the white girl tunes

Katniss loves watching him when the song comes on bc he just gets so silly!

The horrors cannot break him when David Guetta is playing

Gale

Mr. Brightside by The Killers/ Mo Bamba by Sheck Wes

OFC HE WOULD ARE YOU KIDDING

Once Mr. Brightside comes on Gale is already drunk asf

Takes the lyrics suuuupppeeerrr personally

Guilt-trip-sings at Katniss. Lowkey mean to Peeta😭

NOW ALTERNATIVELY

Some of you may have opposing views, but Gale would def join a frat

“No Katniss you don’t get it, it’s not about partying or getting girls, it’s about brotherhood and community service” yeah sure

Mo Bamba is def Frat Boy!Gale’s fav song

Haymitch

Wipe Me Down (Remix) by Foxx, Webbie, and Lil Boosie

old ahh mf

Bro gets INTO it

Once he gets to the middle of that dance circle, he does not stop moving

Katniss is horror struck bc no way this is the same Haymitch she met back in 12??

Peeta records it for whenever him and Katniss need a laugh

Effie LOVES that bro is finally cutting loose

Effie

Va Va Voom by Nicki Minaj

she would LOVE Nicki in her Roman era

Loves Nicki period

Loves how the music sounds

She IS the main attraction

“Just met a boy, just met a boy when/ he could become my little problem” and she was thinking abt Haymitch (I will ship them until the day I die)

What does Va Va Voom even mean? Only Nicki and Ms. Trinket knows

Finnick

Temperature by Sean Paul

oh his slutty lil hips

They be MOVIN

Keeps insane eye contact while he dance it’s a miracle every girl there didn’t leave pregnant from the eye contact alone

Knows how hot he looks dancing to this song and knows that even though every girl there wants him, he goes home to Annie at the end of the night

Johanna

I Don’t Fuck With You by Big Sean

OF COURSE THIS IS HER FAV

Looks mfs dead in the face while singing

Accidentally (on purpose) flipped off President Snow when this song was playing

She cannot dance

But noooo one is gonna tell her that

One time during an interview with Caesar she hijacked the interview and performed this song on national television. Didn’t get very far tho bc they cut the cameras QUICK (I was there)

#the hunger games #suzanne collins #katniss everdeen #katniss and peeta #thg series #peeta mellark #the hunger games katniss #the hunger games peeta #gale hawthorne #the hunger games gale #haymitch abernathy #haymitch x effie #the hunger games haymitch #effie trinket #effie the hunger games #finnick odair #hunger games finnick #johanna mason #nicki minaj #pink friday 2 #incorrect hunger games quotes

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Y’all are too hard on Éowyn for marrying Faramir as if having a husband will somehow strip her of her individuality.

Have y’all MET Faramir? This is NOT a guy who saw the attractive Princess of Rohan from afar and was like “I want her to be my ball and chain.”

This is the guy who fell in love with her while she was at her lowest, physically and mentally. He fell in love with her when she was beaten, exhausted, weary, wounded, grieving, and depressed. He fell in love with her when he found out what she did on that battlefield. He fell in love with a kindred spirit, the only person who could truly understand him and his own sufferings. He saw her for exactly who she was - someone strong and brave and bold and unconventional and independent - and that is what he loves about her. When he says “you are beautiful,” he is speaking to her soul too, and not just her face.

As her husband, he will only dote on her and seek her opinions on everything. He already treats her as an equal and cultivates her true self; who says he’ll suddenly stop doing that when they’re married? He would rather die than suppress or hold back the powerful mind and spirit that he fell in love with in the Houses of Healing!

If he was like most other men, would she have married him? Heck no! She has standards, and he meets them.

She married the only guy who would ever let her be herself. This girl got it right. She did not settle, and her being with him does not take anything away from her.

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The Fellowship and their favorite Classic Frat Party Bangers™️

Frodo

No Hands by Waka Flocka Flame

This is pre-Ring Frodo, ofc

Y’all remember how he was dancing at Bilbo’s birthday? Yeah dude def likes to get down

I just feel like after he’s had a few drinks in him and this song comes on, he grabs Sam and loudly says “OMG ITS MY SOONNGGGG!”

Can sing the whole song with no breaks (just like me fr)

Sam

Everything by Pitbull

Sam actually doesn’t really like the music they play at parties. He thinks some of the lyrics are crass

HOWEVER

One time this song came on at a party that Rosie was at and she danced with him the entire song. He has not stopped thinking about it since

The next day he went straight to Merry (the Pitbull expert) and asked him what the song was called and then he immediately went and bought the song and listened to it everyday for the next two weeks

Now he requests it every time him and Frodo go out just in case Rosie is there

Pippin

Shots by Lil Jon

He is the Snooki of the Shire let’s be real here

Loves lil Jon. Thinks he’s a lyrical genius

He’s always up on the damn tables and the bar

“IF YOU AINT GETTIN DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB” and Pippin took that personally

Spills his drinks on everyone. Gets into a verbal altercation bc of said spillage. Merry comes in to back him up. Now Frodo and Sam have to break up a fight

Merry

Hotel Room Service by Pitbull

Pitbulls no. 1 fan

Right up there on the tables with Pippin

Gets sooo hype for “WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN!”

Also spills his drinks but not as much

Has in fact been decked in the face for asking a girl if he could take her back to the hotel room for some *service*

Aragorn

Pepas by Farruko

This man has never gone to a party of his own accord. He has only gone just to make sure that Merry and Pippin don’t die

BUT once he’s got a few drinks in his system and this song comes on, he’s ready to let lose

I feel like he would love the Spanish songs (he can speak fluently I just know it)

Does his own lil dancy dance while Merry and Pippin cheer him on

Legolas records it for when he’s sober and they can all laugh about it

Legolas

Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira OR Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

Oh he defff likes the “girlier” songs

Once he has enough in his system to get that lil tingle in his hands, bro is right in the middle of whatever dance circle formed around him

That man LOVES to flip his hair all over the place like he’s really got his hands in his hair feeling the music and everything

Learned all this from his father I just know that Thranduil made sure his son was properly educated

Gimli gives him shit for the entire night

Gimli

Get Low by Lil Jon

Oh bro definitely likes to get low

His drunk self gets SO HYPE when this song comes on

Climbs right up on the table with Merry and Pippin (falls off soon after)

The rest of the fellowship watches in absolute terror as he tears up the dance floor

Gandalf

Danza Kuduro by Don Omar

Will he dance? Who knows

But one thing for certain is that his heart is filled with so much joy watching the Hobbits go absolutely crazy for this song

He thinks it’s so fun and endearing watching them dancing and enjoying the night

It’s one of those simple things that he loves so much. Watching a group of friends enjoying each others company and celebrating their friendship with music and dancing

You know what he WILL dance let him get in the middle of that silly little circle

Boromir

DJ Got Us Fallin In Love by Usher

He may be daddy’s favorite, but being daddy’s favorite is stressful

At the end of the week, he just wants to cut lose and get drunk

And drunk he gets

He just likes to feel the musiiicccc

Has never gone home alone LMAO

#lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr shitpost #lotr fandom #lotr #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #merry and pippin #pippin #merry brandybuck #pippin took #aragorn #legolas #gandalf #gimli #boromir #this is definitely canon

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The Bad Batch as Dads

I feel like this has been done before? But my take on it

Hunter

The Outdoorsman Father™️

Drives a busted up pickup truck and REFUSES to buy a new one (he just keeps fixing it and it works?)

Wakes you up early to go fishing (like I’m talking 5 am) at your favorite creek/river/lake

After being out on the water for a few hours he’ll take you to breakfast at the local diner near the spot

Built a treehouse in the backyard

Brought you along to Home Depot to pick out the wood for the treehouse

Gave you a Swiss Army knife for your 10th birthday

Takes you to the lake to swim during the summer

Wears exclusively flannel and blue jeans

Makes the best Belgian waffles

Drinks his coffee BLACK. No cream, no sugar, no nothing

Pulls you out of school for the day to take you hiking up your fav mountain bc “the color is great this year! It’s worth missing a day of class to see these trees!”

Owns a small cabin in the woods that he takes you on a yearly trip to in the late summer

Tech

Software Engineer father

Homework with him is either hell or heaven

You’ll either leave the kitchen table burnt out and crying or with a whole new understanding of the material

Not overly emotionally involved with you but he def makes an effort

Picks you up from school on Fridays and then takes you out for dinner at your fav restaurant

He likes to watch documentaries and docu-series with you

Thinks it’s important to know about things even as random as the eating habits of squirrels

Helps you pick out your first computer

You both eat the same cereal (honey nut cheerios with cut up strawberries)

Teaches you how to do some basic coding

Works out on the porch in the summertime so he can keep an eye on you while you play in the yard

Soccer dad?

Wrecker

Former Athlete dad

Either a pro athlete or college athlete, either way he doesn’t play anymore

Def played rugby (he’s a rugby lad I will not be taking criticism)

Got you involved in EVERY sport growing up (soft/baseball, soccer, flag football, basketball, and rugby let’s be real here)

Didn’t force you to play tho, if sports weren’t your thing he’d respect that, he just thinks a lil healthy competition is good for you

Every sports drink imaginable is inside your fridge

Encourages you to eat your fill of food to keep up your energy

Has SO much exercise equipment that he got off of eBay in the basement (he’s trying to built a home gym)

Always watching a match on the tv

Goes for morning runs

Likes to show you old clips from his days as an athlete and goes “YOU SEE THAT? Guess who that is? That’s your old man right there! Bet you didn’t know I was that strong and quick huh!”

Def put on a few pounds since retiring and becoming a father but still in really good shape

Lives in athleisure

Is frequently found in the garage looking at his old trophies, plaques, and awards

Echo

Social Studies Teacher dad

I cant explain it, it just makes sense?

His students love him

the single moms at the school love him too

He does the grocery shopping at home and brings you with

Let’s you sit at the table with him and help while he grades homework and tests

He watches Curse of Oak Island

History channel after dinner is a nightly ritual with you two

Plot twist, he’s the social studies teacher at YOUR school

He teaches a few grades above you, so he’s not your teacher yet, but will be eventually

Homework with him is always pleasant and never stressful

Watches football on sundays and let’s you help make the pigs in a blanket

Teaches you how to drive

Crosshair

The Redneck father

LIKE PLS ARE YOU KIDDING ?

He already has the tooth pick in the mouth constantly

And the guns?

Yeah def the redneck dad

Smokes Marlboro reds for sure

You know that girl on tiktok who does the Cig Mom POVs? Yeah think that

Makes you grab him a beer from the garage fridge

Goes fishing a lot

Either loves taking you hunting or hates it

Likes it bc it means he can spend time with his kid doing something that he enjoys

Hates it bc you’re never quiet or still enough and you scare off all the game

Also drinks his coffee black but somehow it’s even more nasty than Hunter’s?

He does take you with him to the bar tho for happy hour and teaches you how to play the pool and the ring game

Used to play football in high school

I don’t even think this man is registered to vote

Shows up to your youth base/softball games and is asked to leave bc he started swearing and almost getting into fights with the other teams dads

Not emotionally involved in your life at all

Until he found out you had a date

Then he acted all intimidating towards your date and subtly threatened them

Homework with him is traumatic for the both of you

#the bad batch #hunter the bad batch #wrecker the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #bad batch #star wars #I love them your honor

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Alright so I’ve been been catching up on the bad batch/mandalorian

Oh my word

Oh my word so many thoughts

Jesus Mary and mf Joseph

I will be posting a bit more frequently now with all of the thoughts I have

#bad batch #the bad batch #echo the bad batch #hunter the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #wrecker the bad batch #tech the bad batch #omega the bad batch #the mandalorian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #the armorer #mando season 3 #baby grogu #star wars

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She's everything, he's just George

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The feminine urge to rewatch shadow and bone AGAIN for the third time this week purely bc I love the crows

#shadow and bone #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej gahfas #nina zenik #six of crows wylan #sankta alina #alina starkov #mal oretsev #the darkling #six of crows

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I will not apologize for the person I will become when the new bad batch season comes out

#bad batch #the bad batch #echo the bad batch #hunter the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #omega the bad batch #tech the bad batch #wrecker the bad batch #i will not apologize #i will become insufferable

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She’s so right

We have to make sure of your ability to tolerate the stress, and regulate your emotions, especially your anger. Here’s the thing, Bruce.

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“What’s the sluttiest thing a man can do?”

WHEN HE UNDOES THE CUFF BUTTONS ON HIS SHIRT RIGHT BEFORE HE ROCKS SOMEONES SHIT

#wayne letterkenny #letterkenny #shorsey #jared keeso #I’d be so good to him I swear to god

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I’ll say it I don’t care I’d fuck Wayne and Shoresy

Listen if I could manage to form a crush on Jared Keeso from how he played Wayne, imagine how violently I've been foaming at the mouth for him as Shoresy

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Plot twist Orla answers instead

someone tell obi-wan that qui-gon isn't going to answer him because he's busy in derry ireland

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No actually I was watching this ep w my parents and when Leia suggested hitchhiking and ran over to Freck’s transport thingy my dad went “I’m sorry but her character is annoying” SHES A 10 YEAR OLD CHILD? DID YOU NOT RAISE TWO CHILDREN THIS IS WHAT 10 YEAR OLDS ARE LIKE DID U FORGET THAT I WAS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME?

Okay but my brain like. Literally cannot comprehend people hating young Leia?? 

Like, okay, I get that her inclusion in the show at all is kind of shooting some plot holes in the OT and if that’s your beef with her being in the show, that’s your choice. If you don’t love the writing around her character in your show, that’s your choice as well.

But actively hating her? Saying Vivien Lyra Blair is doing a terrible job? Whining about her being annoying? Nitpicking every scene she’s in? 

Do the people making these claims even exist? 

Have they ever met an actual child? 

#i think he just hates female characters that have opinions and do what they want #like I remember how I was at 10 #i was a problem for literally everyone #leia is an angel compared to me #and ik he wast perfect at 10 bc my grandma tells me all the shit he’s done #anyways I think Vivien is doing a wonderful job #ur doing amazing sweetie

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THIS WAS THE SAME REACTION I HAD! My parents don’t watch the animated shows so when Quinlan got name dropped and I went “😧😃no fucking way!” my mom looked at me and said “who is this Quinlan dude🤨?”

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It’s been a stressful time for him 😭

Friendly reminder that in 9 years, Obi-Wan will go from this:

To this:

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My thoughts on episode 3!

• OOOOOOH I GOT CHILLS WHEN VADER SHOWED UP ON SCREEN

• “are we there yet?” And the asking about making it move faster she’s such a kid I love her

• Purr Reva you get that promotion you deserve it for literally being THE ONLY INQUISITOR WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEIR JOB

• obi wan you should have thought a lot of this through while you were walking cmon this is undercover traveling 101 you gotta know this stuff

• “they know what they’re doing, Leia🙄😳” “you said her name was Luma, but you just called her Leia🤨” OBI WAN COME ON THAT WAS A ROOKIE MISTAKE

• “when I look at her face, I see her mother’s” SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SHE REMINDS HIM SO MUCH OF PADME THIS IS PAINFUL

• “are you my real father?” AAAUUUUUGGGHHHH FUCKING IMAGINE IF HE WAS AND THE DISAPPOINTMENT IN HER FACE WHEN HE SAID HE WASNT

• OBI WAN TALKING ABT NOT REMEMBERING HIS MOTHER AND FATHERS FACES AND THAT HE THINKS HE HAD A BABY BROTHER IM SOBBING PLEASE THIS ISNT FUNNY THIS MAN HAD LOST SO MANY FAMILIES PLEASE JUST LET THE NEXT 9 YEARS OF HIS LIFE NOT BE TRAUMATIC

• I’m sorry I just know that Freck is those storm troopers favorite civilian and they def buy him drinks on weekends

• “I didn’t mean to runaway, I used to do it all the time” SWEETIE ITS NOT UR FAULT ITS OK BENS GOT U NOW YOULL BE BACK HOME SOON

• TALA (it says Tia on google for some reason😭) I LOVE YOU MUAH PLEASE MARRY ME

• “what if he has something to say🥺” Leia ur precious I love you

• QUINLAN VOS QUINLAN VOS QUINLAN VOS PLEASE GIVE US QUINLAN HE IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE

• “can you teach me to shoot?😃” “😳🤨 ABSOLUTELY NOT?!” He’s such a dad I love him

• Fifth brother I KNOW ur lame ass is not talking abt being next in line for grand inquisitor you ain’t done shit

• NO DO NOT SEPARATE BAD IDEA BAD IDEA I NEED THEM TO GET TO ALDERAAN TOGETHER

• EVEN REVA WAS A LIL SHOCKED AT VADER’S BRUTALITY 💀 like “damn I know I be threatening to mutilate civilians all the time but I don’t go snapping kids necks without asking a question first”

• AUAAAUUUHHHH THEY MET AGAIN VADER AND OBI WAN MET AGAIN

• TALA DO NOT LEAVE HER?!?!

• REVA STAY AWAY FROM THAT LITTLE GIRL

• Moses is doing a fantastic job and if you don’t think so/and are actively hating on her as a person, kindly get the fuck off of my page

• Star Wars is killin me with all this DILFification and found family it’s vvvvv unhealthy for me

#kenobi spoilers #sw kenobi #obi wan spoilers #obiwan kenobi #princess leia #leia organa #kenobi show #Tia Kenobi #star wars #inquisitor reva #reva sevander #third sister #fifth brother #darth vader #anakin skywalker

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Bail: Leia what are you doing?

Leia: reading

Bail: oh how nice, what are you reading?

Leia: bitches

#kenobi spoilers #star wars kenobi #star wars #princess leia #leia organa #bail organa #bail my beloved #she be reading mfs to filth