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#this is bad writing. i know it is. okay because how tf do we get from that scene in the warehouse
quietwingsinthesky · 11 months
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it's dean using the hell hallucinations against sam that get to me the most. like, the amy episode, for all the other bullshit it does, sets up that dean cannot view sam's hallucinating with anything other than anger/betrayal/distrust, in a way that almost loops back around to it being sam's own fault that. Again, and i cannot emphasize enough. He Was Tortured. In Hell.
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echoing-gravity · 1 year
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Danny would totally wear this as an inside joke
im just picturing a scene with Danny(as Fenton) in the green hoodie, and he's with his parents and they're in a meeting with Bruce Wayne World greatest detective, who Danny knows is batman somehow, and he's just.. sweating.
"It's a lie! I'm not a ghost"
Is on repeat in his head or somethin.
Or like a scene where Bruce is like, being shown around Casper high, cuz their investigating the giw, and the ghosties and what not so Bruce decided to have tim go to school there undercover.
AND WES BEING WES, SEES DAnnys hoodie and goes off. No one from amity takes him seriously. He is mocked by dash.
This happens. Infront of batman. Worlds greatest detective. Tim is there too. (Becuz I am in braindead hell. And there's less than 100 braindead fics in existence and that's not okay.)
Tim is thinking "not another fucking conspiracy theorist"
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This could have soooo many identity potential reveals shenanigans.
Danny's a dumbass. This would totally happen. Someone who isn't me write it, or draw it. He would absolutely wear this. Tucker and/or sam sees it in some hot/topic esk store and gets it as a gag gift. Danny wears it unironiclly. They regret their life choices.
Someone in the comments said Jason would totally want to wear it to annnd
Now I'm just picturing Jason and Danny being all twinsies and just fucking with Wes even more.
Wes is like who? The fuck? Is that? And he goes in the complete wrong direction for once and: "OMFG DANNY'S PARENTS CLONED HIM!!!!" Says wes probably.
"Okay whatever wes" says dash.
"Those mad scientists are making a fucking army" wes whispers harshly.
Tim hear this. No context. He has just walked around the corner. Misunderstandings about the investigation insue.
Also I've decided that Jason is also there at Casper undercover, and they hate working together tim and Jason, but like never go undercover alone. Always have backup.
Maybe it's a love triangle? Them fighting over Danny. Sam is completely aware of this, and Hates every second they are near Danny. Who is a known bisexual
Tucker is oblivious and is like "How tf do u not like Timothy drake-wayne!!!! Do you know how much high tech nerd tech EXISTS because of him?! Wtf sam"
Sam is having a bad week.
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lazycats-stuff · 11 months
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141 TF x male reader
This is the continuation to this oneshot. It's mostly fluff and kind of dates with the guys. It's probably going to be over 2k too, so just get prepared.
Summary: The TF is ready to work together in order to date (Y/N).
Warnings: Fluff, cute dates, just cuteness overall, author may have procrastinated and just took sweet time writings and then rushing at 11:30 pm and is tired...
And yes, another Ghost gif. I love this man too much....
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After about 3 days of deciding on how to approach (Y/N), they just decided to talk to him in his room. And they all wanted to see the little kitten. Price knocked on his door, the other 3 members were behind him. For the first time in a long time, they were nervous.
And they were military men.
(Y/N) opened the door, smiling at the sight of the men. "Hey guys. What's up? "
" Can we talk to you? " John asked, anxiety building up.
" Sure. " (Y/N) said, stepping aside to let the men in. All of them went straight to the little kitten, giving it a pet or a scratch, then sitting down somewhere in the room.
" What is it that you guys wanted to talk about? " (Y/N) asked, sitting down at chair close to his desk.
Everyone glanced at Price. (Y/N)'s eyes went to Price's.
" Okay, now I'm nervous. Is it bad news or- ? " (Y/N) asked, confused and anxious.
" No, no, no. " Price said, calming the man down. " It's just... All of us find you attractive. " Price started, watching (Y/N)'s cheeks getting red. Wow.
" And we have all... Got feelings for you. And that's what we are here to talk about. We wanted to ask you to date you. All four of us. " Price said, watching (Y/N)'s face. It was red and he seemed flustered.
" Okay, um... Are you sure? I mean, dating somebody who doesn't know who he is or knows what he likes? " (Y/N) said softly, looking down at his lap.
" We know what we are getting into, if you decide to date us. Do you really think that we won't take that into consideration? We don't want to date you for your looks, we want you for you. " Gaz said from the bed, gently patting the cat.
(Y/N) took it all in. He didn't think he was attractive to the point of attracting 4 guys, whom he assumed were straight. And they want to date him, despite the amnesia and the incomplete memory and not knowing what he likes or dislikes?
" You don't have to tell us now, you can tell us later. " Price said, standing up.
" No, I... Okay, I want to just say this. I am interested in dating you guys, but... I have to say this. I want to be taken out on a date first. Individually. Also, I think that my love language is physical touch... Okay, that's not the point now. Don't go overboard too, please. "
The boys nodded, smiling. Ghost's soft smile was hidden by his balaclava, but (Y/N) could see the wrinkles around his eyes. He should really smile more.
" Okay, tomorrow one of us will take you out on a date. Do you want tell us which one or do you want us to surprise you? " Price asked.
" You can surprise me. It's more fun that way. " (Y/N) said laughing.
Price had to admit, he was right.
" We will let you know who will take you out tomorrow. Now we need to talk amongst each other. So, we will leave you alone now. "
Price said and all of them shuffled out of the room. (Y/N) smiled, moving to lay down on the bed next to his kitten.
" Hey you. You might have more dads in the future. "
The cat meowed, purring and nuzzling against (Y/N)'s hand. " You do like that? Who would be your favorite? Maybe Ghost? He does seem like that type. " (Y/N) said to the little kitten. Kitten kept on purring, making (Y/N) doze off.
It was decided that Ghost was going to take him out on a first date. Ghost wanted to do it in the base, not wanting the people to look at him weird because of his mask.
So what did Ghost decide to do?
A movie night in their living room. He made a little pillow fort and with a few tries made popcorn and some chocolate muffins to soothe the sweet tooth, should (Y/N) have it.
(Y/N) came around 8, just like they agreed on. He was wearing comfortable sweatpants and one of Ghost's shirts that he has borrowed from Ghost.
" Pillow fort? " (Y/N) asked, getting into it immediately.
" Is it bad? " Ghost asked (Y/N), afraid that it was wrong.
" No, quite the opposite. I like it. Come on, I need my heater. "
Ghost raised his eyebrows. Heater? " A heater? "
" Yes, you are very warm. Now come on. " (Y/N) said, patting the spot next to him.
Ghost huffed, but complied none the less. (Y/N) laid down on Ghost's chest, getting himself comfortable. Ghost wrapped his arm around (Y/N) and turned on the movie.
" (Y/N)? "
" Mhm? "
" Do you want me to take of my mask? "
(Y/N) lifted his head up. " Only if you are comfortable. I don't want you to do something that you are not comfortable. "
Ghost nodded. Most of the people would ask him to take it off, but not (Y/N).
" Okay. Popcorn? " Ghost asked, taking the bowl and offering it to (Y/N).
" Sure. "
Next evening, it was Price's turn to take him out. Price was a bit more old fashioned, so he was going to take (Y/N) out of the base, seeing how he didn't like being in the base so long. The plan was to take him to the cinema and afterwards to a diner.
Price waited for (Y/N) by the car, in civilian clothes. It has been a while since he got a chance to go out like this, carefree and just in civilian way.
He looked up from his watch to see (Y/N) walking towards the car. Price smiled, pulling (Y/N) into a hug. (Y/N) smiled too, before hugging Price back.
" You look stunning. " Price said to (Y/N) after letting go.
(Y/N) blushed and complimented Price too. Price led him to the passenger side of the car, opening the door for him. (Y/N) thanked him and sat into the seat.
Price closed the door, moving to the driver's side. He got in and started the car.
" Where are we going? " (Y/N) asked Price.
" That is a surprise darling. " Price said, patting his thigh.
" Really? " (Y/N) asked Price.
" Yes. I wanted to surprise you. "
(Y/N) just intertwined his fingers with John's and turned his head to look at the window. Their intertwined fingers were laying in the middle, next to the what (Y/N) called the stick. John parked near the cinema, turning the car off, forcing the two to release their hands to step out. Once they were out, they took their hands again.
" Is that the cinema? "
" Yes. I thought that you would like to go off base. You looked like you were couped up in the base. "
" You are right, I was couped up. As much as I love the base and the wonders that the it provides, you can feel couped up and like you are in jail. " (Y/N) said, using his free arm to gesture.
" Well, I can't say that, but for someone like you with memory loss... I can understand that. " John said, looking at (Y/N) with so much love in his eyes that he would have that his eyes turned to hearts.
" What are we going to watch? "
John just smiled at him. (Y/N) huffed. Another surprise it seems.
" And what are we going to afterwards? "
" That, my love, is another surprise. "
(Y/N) leaned in and gave John a kiss on the cheek. Price put his arm around (Y/N)'s shoulders, pulling him even closer.
Next up was Gaz. He also decided to take (Y/N) out of the base, but not to the cinema and the diner, but instead to a picnic. It was a nice sunny day today in London, so why not take advantage of it? Gaz has prepared everything that he thought that (Y/N) would like.
Which consisted of some sandwiches, chips that he liked, some fruit and some chocolates. And the drinks? There was of course water and some juices that (Y/N) had said that he liked.
And that's why Gaz and (Y/N) were in the park, in the shade, just enjoying the weather. Gaz opened the container with sliced apples. He offered some to (Y/N), who gladly took it. It was a green apple, since (Y/N) preferred sour apples rather than the sweet ones.
" So, how do you like it? "
" It's nice Gaz. "
" And how do you like the base? " Gaz prompted, watching (Y/N).
" I like it, but I wish that I could do something more than just stay in my room or just move around to the gym, shooting range and others... I just feel like I'm mooching, you know? "(Y/N) said, fiddling with his hands.
" Maybe you could talk about Price about working on the base? Maybe you could work with recruits or something like that. And you are not mooching off of anybody or anything. You are a SAS. Once a SAS, always an SAS. "
(Y/N) nodded, moving closer to Gaz. He took (Y/N)'s hand and kissed it.
" Thanks, I just... I guess I got into my head way too much. "
" Don't apologize for that love. " Gaz said, kissing the side of (Y/N)'s head.
" Now, lets enjoy this great weather. " (Y/N) said, smiling and making himself cozy on the blanket.
And Soap was last and he often says that they have saved the best for last. (Y/N) didn't know how to feel. The Scot was the most energetic person that (Y/N) had encountered in the entire base. He doesn't know where Johnny gets all of that energy.
" Johnny, where are we going? "
" Are you afraid? " The Scot said, smirking as he led him into the building.
" I mean, you are the most energetic person I have encountered on the base. I don't know how you can be so energetic. "
" Well, that is not important question now. You are important now. "
(Y/N) sighed as they got into the junkyard, filled with cars. What the actual hell?
" Okay, so, we have it for about hour and a half. " Johnny said, handing him gloves and the protective glasses. " So, we need to make the best out of it. "
" Okay, so we are going to smash cars? "
" Not just smash. I am going to make a few explosions too, just for you. "
(Y/N) laughed and grabbed the hammer and allowed Johnny to put the safety glasses on. He put the big hammer over his head and smashed the car away.
(Y/N) and Johnny were laughing away and (Y/N) was fascinated by the explosions.
After those dates, (Y/N) now had four boyfriends and his kitten whom he named Ghost, because the cat was quiet and sometimes scared the shit out of him, got four cat dads, which meant a lot of cuddles.
(Y/N) also started working at the base, finally feeling useful and not like he was mooching. He worked in the infirmary where he recovered and was there studying more about medicine.
And the boys got more excuses to visit him. (Y/N) might kill them one day because of the constant, intentional way. But he wouldn't change it for the world.
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> Saturn ASPECTS < and why you ain't getting the respect you deserve Saturn puts you in shitty cycles/ patterns to make you; by breaking you > and when you inevitably return to these struggles, you'll realise you've mastered his circuits
yes i had break, im back now. so get over it.
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Saturn aspecting Sun - loosen up. but everytime you do, something else fucks up. so now your the most rigid person. its hard to have a good time with yall, because you take things so seriously, but damn do you exceed when shit needs to be taken seriously - because your so careful in your movements 🚶‍♂️. they tend to have a habit of stating the obvious then smirking about it, which is so confusing because like we all knew that, but why you acting like you did something? this type of shit is why people struggle to chill around you, but ill ask for your advice about real shit because your obsessed with being an authority and like thats the only way to approach you guys without getting iced by you Saturn aspecting Moon - Stop crying. oh wait i meant to say; start crying. jesus you got some fucked up villainous back story but your stone walling everyone because it hurts too much to even open up to anyone. because i mean whats the point? if everyone is just going to tell you "its going to be okay" when you never feel okay. feels bad man, and you know better than most how bad feels.. man.. so i guess saturn wants you to accept how cruel the world is, and how that affects everyone, so you are more prepared for bad circumstances then most. hardly a positive spin, ik.. but its to prepare you for your future. and you have no idea why you must go through so much pain - but there is a reason, and it will become clear later, so better utilize that energy to your benefit; because its just another one of saturns bitch cycles
Saturn aspecting Mercury - when you speak, people try there best to one up you, but your a master at it by now > passive aggressive, or authoritative - who gives a fuck if you belittle the other person, because i mean if your right, then you right. so better off writing it into reality, rather than watch everyone clown around with the wrong answers. but speaking ths way to others, really does make it hard to talk to you, even if you right, your just a fkn asshole. so honestyl. stop trying to figure out the right answer, and think about whats the right thing to say. stop pretending to be an authoritative speaker if no one even wanna listen to you, and start owning what you say more. Saturn aspecting Venus - joecly flores on repeat. okay i get it. you dont believe in love, because you see it how it is. well. its not actually how it is. youve ruined all your chances of anyone ever gonna love you because you think being all cold and mysterious is attractive (and it can be) but i mean who tf wanna love someone like that. its like riding a bike uphill. i mean i dont wanna do that. like these people are always attractive, but their attitude is so hard to ignore, its like trynna make a spider smile. thats why people reject you more than anythng else. and Ik that your just trying to find the real ones, but guess what, everyone that ever talked to you/ flirted with you, liked you.... oh thats too shallow or optimistic? my bad Saturn aspecting Mars - I never do anythng right ;(((((( well you actually do a lot right, but your always doing too much. your so obssessed with perfection and being a high achever that you've forgotten everything you've achieved becayse your so focused on the next one. if you just reflected on how much you work; in comparison to most, youd realize you are big achiever, and you dont understand reality as well as you think. well okay you do undersatnd reality extremely well (because you try so damn hard lol) but you've lost your sense of self because you still dont think your worth it till you achieve the next thing- hence the cycle of working yo ass off - but hey you'll achieve a lot, you just need to perfect your perfectionistic tendencies -then youll finally be perfect! (get it) Saturn aspecting Jupiter - i think this aspect is one of the coldest. because these people try so hard, but get no where for the majority of their life. till they change perspectives and realize if they try harded else where, they'd get launched into success. i mean the amount of people who are successful - and i mean hugely successful > have this aspect - and everytime it was due to massive luck. however only they could grasp the 'lucky' opportunity, and that initself makes their achievements so much cooler than others. remember its jupiter, so all your 'hardships' inevitably become your greatest 'luck'. the white guy from 'sean of the dead' has this, and look at how much he impacted movies in general... jus saying mad props to that guy and to yall
Saturn aspecting Uranus - okay these guys are outcasted from society hard, due to some bullshit, but when they get recasted back into civilization they become someone who can change society at large- but its gonna take so much work... their perspective has been molded differently to most because they've been alone for so long. they have strange ideas that somehow work into tangible assets. perfect example : eminem - i mean hes basically best case scenario with this aspect, but hey why not try for best case scenario? but then again he made that hamster song... so i mean not always best case scenario... THats the price of neglect you could say lmao. Saturn aspecting Neptune - your imagination is your greatest challenge but also the key to your ultimate glory. like Michael Jordan had this aspect and well he was hella delusional. until he wasnt.... but its hard to say how much this benefited him... because both stages of his life - pre glory - and; glory - he was heavily isolated from everyone, and (likely) suffered in seclusion, by placing so much importance on his dreams. saturn wants you to master the 'spiritual world' i.e. imagination and dreams, and this causes anxiety that their dreams will just be dreams. which is what makes them put so much effort into it becoming real... then they realize the price of it all when its too late. so just make sure your aware of what your manifesting because if anyone can make it, its you. (achieving ur dreams) Saturn aspecting Pluto - how powerless do you feel. you do realize people can see how thirsty you are for respect/power, because they can sense your insecurity from past exepriences, and thats why your easy to play with. but do not worry. you will attain true power with enough effort. not just a bullshit image of power. because you've been pushed into the most vile trials to have ever have existed, and its only so that when you become someone powerful, you utilize your power properly, and do not step on others, because you know damn well how much it hurts to be stepped on. so your power is > saturn. your trials are so intense, and you're basically broken, but things that are broken know how to cut others (like broken glass). and well saturn wants you to master this > pluto > the darkness. and it makes reaching the top so much more palpable, because you'd feel like you earnt it. but you can make others insecure about what youve overcame so you better be humble, or saturn will fuck you. no honour among thieves, and we know you experienced that, but the kings play different, and you gotta adapt or saturn will flatten you.
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beenbaanbuun · 3 months
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Not sure if this is a request or me just going insane after reading your dumbification yeo fic but oop-
Been thinking about jealous Yeosang nonstop since then because I always get a little disappointed when fics paint him as this super passive, open lover. I mean it's all well and good to be someone who's genuinely okay with their partner having multiple partners/being kinda flirty, but I honestly don't see him as the type to be that chill
I mean sure he wouldn't exactly be as loud or aggressive about it as sayyy.... Joong or Sannie, I am a switch!Yeosang enthusiast after all, but I still think he'd get upset if he saw you being too chummy with one of your guy friends or one of the other members.
Early on in the relationship it would probably be all cute, he gets pouty and quiet, maybe clingy after and he needs lots of affirmation and assurance before he feels secure again.
But once he's comfortable with you? C'mon, you CANNOT tell me he's not the type to pin you against the door as soon as you get home, hands and lips desperately latching on to you as you clutch at his hair, deep voice muffled by your skin as he seethes over That Guy who kept hitting on you or how Wooyoung was a little too touchy for his peace of mind (woo totally did it on purpose btw).
And oh my god if those angry growls turn desperate? If you're not responding verbally cuz you're just so overwhelmed by everything that's Yeo?? And he suddenly whines into your neck and nuzzles your pulse point seeking verbal affirmation??? And you grip his hair and he whimpers when you tug so he has to look you in the eye?????
I need to calm tf down before I drop a whole 1.5k word smut fic in your ask box but you get the idea XDD
Jealous yeo lives rent free in my brain and you're writing has him running LAPS TwT we as a fandom have failed to have enough yeosang smut on the market and it Saddens Me
~Lyra
i am CLINICALLY INSANE!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 😭😭😭
like i’m sorry but i can imagine him just pinning you to the door, fully clothed, and grinding up against you. his mouth is just on your neck, sucking, biting, kissing at your flesh until its mottled with purple bruises. like there’s literally no rhyme or reason, he’s just that desperate to his his mouth on you and mark you up that he barely gives you a minute to think straight.
like you’re still both fully dressed and your back is still presses uncomfortable against the door, but that doesn’t stop yeosang from bucking his hips up into yours, dry humping you because he doesn’t have the patience with you right now. he needs you to know that you’re his and his alone.
“can’t fucking believe you,” he growls before biting down on the soft flesh. you keen at the sensation, legs going weak. you’re glad he has you pinned to the door; if he didn’t, you might fall, “all over that guy as if you don’t have a perfectly good boyfriend who takes care of you. what? did you just want my attention? because now you have it.”
you whimper as he grinds down hard against your pelvis, his clothed hard-on rubbing so deliciously against your folds. you want him in you, but with everything that’s going on, you can barely think, let alone talk.
“s-sangie-” you choke out, trying to tell him how bad you need him, but you’re cut off by the whine that claws it’s way up your throat.
“what?” he grunts into your neck, “you want to tell me something?”
you nod, but no words come out. yeosang chuckles darkly into your neck.
“go on then, baby,” his teeth graze against you, threatening to add to the purple bruises that run up and down your skin, “if you’re going to tell me anything, tell me how bad you need me.”
you know it’s an ego thing. of course it is; yeosang was obviously hurt when he saw you flirting with the other man, and now it’s your job to repair that. and you would, if you could hold a thought for more than two seconds. you’d love nothing more than to stroke his ego, make him feel all big and powerful and like he’s the only man in the world.
but you just can’t. every time you open your mouth, you lose your train of thought and all that comes out is a few pants as yeosang tears your mind down to nothing. you cant even focus when he pulls back a little, studying your face with glassy eyes before diving right back into your neck. he doesn’t suck, or bite, or kiss this time. he just nuzzles the sticky skin with his nose, mumbling almost incoherent words against it.
“baby,” he says after a moment or two, voice a little breathier than before, “baby, please tell me me how much you need me. need to hear it.”
his tongue darts out and he begins to lap one of the bite marks, as if trying to soothe it. it only makes your mind race more.
as do the continuous whimpers that you can hear spilling into the air, only this time they’re not from you. they’re from yeosang.
yeosang who is still grinding into you, albeit with sloppier, softer motions than before. who is still pinning you to the wall, only with a more desperate grip, as if you’ll slip away if he lets go. who still has his face pressed against your neck, words slipping from his mouth, but now they beg rather than degrade.
“baby, please,” he whispers, and you feel something wet fall against your neck; a tear, “i need you tell tell me you need me.”
he sounds so pathetic, crying into your neck like that, and it soon sinks in that the tables have turned without you even really realising. the man that had pinned you to the door minutes prior, wanting nothing more than to teach you a lesson, had vanished. he’s been replaced by your baby boy, who was so desperate to hear how much you wanted him. so desperate to know that you loved him as much as he loved you.
you try your hardest to gather your thoughts, just enough for you to be able to scrape together a sentence or so. but with yeosang bucking against you like a dog in heat, its so incredibly hard. add that to the fact that he’s gone back to suckling at your neck like its going to bring him some sort of comfort and there’s no way you were getting a coherent sentence out.
so you lace you fingers into his hair, grateful of how long it had gotten, and tug. he lets out a long whimper, eyes rolling into the back of his head as you tug his far enough back to see his face. you tug again, wordlessly pleading for him to look at you. just once would be enough for him to see how thoroughly mindless he has you already. just once for him to understand that he is all you can think about right now.
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t0ta11y-n0t-cup1d · 10 months
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!!!!! hi !!! :) can u maybe write rise leo & donnie hcs (separate pls) with a reader who's super affectionate and just loves tf out of them.!!! like!!! reader is head over heels!!!
also i hate that u were self conscious while writing totally platonic ;( it was so great, i rly like the way u wrote it!!!🥹 made me feel all warm n' fuzzy n' shit
Touchy-Feely
꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡ (seperate) don + leo hcs w a supez affectionate reader!!! (physical touch, gift-giving, words of affirmation)
req ;; yes/no
g/n reader!! they/them prns
warnings ;; swearing, kinda ooc??
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leo ;;
- so leo is naturally ALL over people he loves (think climbing all over raph, draping himself over mikey + donnie, etc)
- it'd be really accurate to say he's the same way with you!
- whenever you're in the lair, or just around the turtles/leo, you are going to be snatched up and there is nothing you can do about it!
- standing up? okay, leo's just gonna wrap his arms round your waist and lean his head on your shoulder.
- sitting down? either you're sitting in his lap or he's sitting in yours— or, he sits on the floor beside you so that he can lean his head on your thighs (i love doing that)
- laying in bed? CUDDLE TIME!
- that's all just to say that leo himself is very physically affectionate ;; if he got the chance he'd hold onto you and never let go
- with leo's self-esteem problems, i think it really helps to have a partner who's super affectionate!
- leo's the kinda guy to have doubts/ be like 'why are you even with me? i'm so lame and my brothers/literally anyone is so much better than me'
- so to have someone who time and time again shows how much they love him and proves that they only have eyes for him?
- it actually really helps! of course, those thoughts do come back sometimes, but it's nothing that a few kisses and a cuddle session can't fix!
- not to mention how you're always, always willing to tell him own much you love him!! because you do, you love him very much and will do anything to get those bad thoughts out of his head
- if he ever feels bad about himself or something he did, he always comes to you to get some comfort bc you comfort him in the best way
- like i wrote in Totally Platonic, leo's prone to subconsciously wagging his tail, making chittering/churring sounds at you, even fluttering his fingers around your cheeks bc red-eared slider DNA go brrr
- something that i think leo would be self-conscious of is money and ish, bc its not like he can really get much?? with the whole turtle situation
- but you, of course, being the angel you are, constantly reassures him that you don't need materialistic things for him to prove his love! you just want him, not anything else
- he sobs on the spot
- leo's the type of guy to fall HARD, so to know you're the same way? to know that you're as crazy about him as he is about you?
- he swoons, and wonders what he might've done to deserve such a wonderful partner.
- (literally save the world twice but who's counting?)
donnie ;;
- everybody, EVERYBODY KNOWS that donnie ain't a very touch-oriented guy, so at the start of the relationship, he'd deffo be overwhelmed by all the love and might ask you to tone it down (not in a mean way)
- once he gets comfortable tho he's all up for affection and cuddles :))
- you do ruin his bad-boy image tho. how is this man supposed to be dark and mysterious when your sweet self is out here making him absolutely melt???
- donnie typically shows his love through gifts and words!!!
- alike leo, he could spend HOURS singing your praise and just saying everything he loves about you (he's actually made a list organized by his most favourite qualities alphabetically.)
- i personally think that for donnie, being a middle child, he didn't get too much attention and we know for a FACT that he yearns for praise and love
- so you KNOW he's going feral if you so much as say 'wow, that's cool!' to one of his inventions
- donnie, while a little overwhelmed by all the love you show him, is really happy to have it
- don can get really stressed when doing his experiments/making his inventions, so it helps to have you around!!
- comes to you for cuddles and to rant when stuff doesn't go his way or an experiment fails
- DEFFO appreciates how affectionate and lovey-dovey you are.
- (also like leo) he can get down in the dumps and insecure bc he believes that his tech is the only 'useful' thing about himself
- so to hear you constantly being like "ahhh my bf!!! my wonderful talented smart funny bf!!!! my love my light of my life!!! i love you i love you i love you :DD" to him really brought up his spirits
- how could they not?? you're just too cute and so sweet!!
- it also helps if he feels kinda insecure in public!! people trying to flirt w you? you don't even notice because you're too busy looking at donnie.
- donnie totes makes you gifts and stuff (little robot to help you out w chores, maybe one to remind you every day how much he loves you :])
- unlike leonardo however, don prefers to keep pda to a minimum;; he likes having certain things to himself and in private
- that doesn't mean that he don't love it tho!!! he just prefers that some stuff stays behind walls
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A/N ;; SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!! but thank you so much for the request :DD im so eepy jssbbfjs,,,, anyway MEOWSSSS can't wait to work on more fics :]] they might come (even) slower tho bc im starting classes again (AGHHHHHHH)
LUV FROM ;; CUPEZ
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imraespace · 5 months
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HOW TO WIN HER HEART!
MAKI X FEM!READER
BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!
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Here are some special steps you took to Maki Zenin's heart!
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You, a normal human being who suddenly discovered you had a big fat crush on a certain girl named Maki Zenin.
So you decided to make it you main goal to win her heart!
But how?
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"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER BECAUSE..??"
-> 8:30 PM, FRIDAY.
You told your bestest friend ever, Nobara!
And currently she's gripping on your shoulders, shaking the life out of you.
"I only figured it out like this morning.." You told your friend, removing her hands off your shoulders.
You lied, kinda. You always knew you had a thing for her but you only found out today that it's indeed a crush. Like this morning when she walked in the room and you began your daily staring, not like a creep, but you always looked at her when she enters the room but that morning your heart flipped!
So here you are, in Nobara's room gossiping about your new found feelings.
"Obviously you have to confess soon."
"What. Why?"
"BECAUSE?? IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT."
She pulled you in closer then said:
"Starting tomorrow we're planning your confession."
And that's how operation: "WIN HER HEART" began.
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-> 10:01 AM, SATURDAY.
"WINNING HER HEART"
nobara: hi everyone!
megumi: what is this.
nobara: WE'RE HELPING Y/N
megumi: why
nobara: bc she's my favorite duh
yuji: what abt me ☹️
nobara: anyways WE ARW HELPING Y/N TO CONFESS TO MAKI!!
megumi: no
yuji: YES
megumi: fuck.
nobara added y/n
y/n: ooh you was fr
nobara: OFC I WAS.
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-> 01:20 PM, SATURDAY.
Still in Nobara's room, she left the room to get some snacks.
Apparently she said she's bringing over some friends because she's taking this a bit too serious but to be honest you really don't mind, you just haven't seen someone do all of this for a crush. Atleast your friend cares!
Suddenly you heard more than one footsteps walking up towards the door, it opened and you was greeted with not only her normal friends but Maki friends?
"I brought more help!" She exclaimed.
Time flew but one thing stayed still, a solid plan for winning her heart starting on Monday.
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-> 8:30AM, MONDAY.
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STEP 1- INUMAKI'S PLAN:
His plan is simple. He's gonna ask Maki about you and hint to her! Seems okay enough.
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Inumaki, along with Yuuta, shares the same class with Maki.
Sadly he sits right next to her. Isn't that great!?
Normally she knows he's always up to know good but this time it's reeking off him and she noticed ever since he entered the room.
"Did you bathe today?" She asked the boy.
Obviously, he was offended, even sniffed himself but noticed he smelled normal, not even close to bad.
"OF COURSE I DID.. Anyways I have a question." He said, sliding himself on her desk.
She looked up at him with an unimpressed look on her face yet nodded her head, signing him to continue talking.
"There's this girl right..." He started.
She rolled her eyes after that sentence.
"If you have a crush, go gossip to your boyfriend."
"WHAT?"
Yuuta saw it all and laughed at the situation.
"AND GET OFF MY TABLE!"
"I DIDN'T ASK YOU MY QUESTION AS YET!"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CRUSH."
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-> 11:29AM, MONDAY.
"WINNING HER HEART"
inumaki: bye I failed💀
nobara: HOW TF DO YOU FAIL BY ASKING HER ABT Y/N??
yuuta: she thought he had a crush
megumi: LMAO
inumaki: ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY?
inumaki: LITERALLY TRIED MY BEST.
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FAILED
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STEP 1- INUMAKI'S PLAN
STEP 2- NOBARA'S PLAN:
Simple! Trying the old fashioned way! Write a note and place it in her locker, surely she will meet up with you.
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-> 12:00PM, MONDAY.
Everyone gathered around your table, here you are, stupidly writing some cringe love letter yet blushing as you write every words, pouring your heart into it and finally ending it.
You folded it, looked up at the others and finally getting the green sign to go, but something kinds felt off about this...
Nevertheless! You all sprinted to her locker, "trying" to sneak but looked like a bunch of idiots, so you shrugged your shoulders, walked up, then placed it in.. Then ran away with the others.
A little while after, you all stood by the corner, peaking your heads out to see what she will do.
First she got whatever she needed, then noticed the very obvious note.
She looked around at first, looking back at the note then finally opening it up.
She read it and a million emotions was on her face, confusion, a hint of blush but actually mostly confusion.
Then you remembered:
"I forgot to tell her where to meet me at.."
You mumbled.
At the end of the note you had
"Hope to see you there!"
But no location..
"WHAT IF I EAT YOUR HEAD OFF Y/N"─
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FAILED(?)
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STEP 1- INUMAKI'S PLAN
STEP 2- NOBARA'S PLAN
STEP 3- YUJI'S PLAN:
Let's try giving her a gift! Maybe a snack. It shouldn't go so bad.
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-> 12:16 PM, MONDAY.
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You made your way towards the vending machine, slightly losing hope in this "operation" but got the snacks.
You got your favorite snacks actually.
Along with some drinks, and placed it in a bag, tied it and made your way towards her classroom to place it on her desk.
As you entered, luckily, she wasn't at her desk but a few students were still in here.
You ignored them.. But they didn't ignore you.
You placed her snacks on her desk, left a sticky note and left the classroom!
But where is Maki?
Roaming the school. With the note in her hand.
"What did they mean by, hope to see you there.." She mumbled as she's walking around the school, looking for atleast some hope.
RING! RING!
"Stupid ass bell.."
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SUCCESS!
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-> 1:09PM, MONDAY.
Maki made it back to class a while back but still she continued to stare at the bag of snacks someone left for her on her desk.
First a note now gifts?
Her eyes made it back to the note, then to the sticky note and noticed something.
The handwriting matches!
Her eyes lit up when she noticed that the same person she was looking for, was in her classroom.
Then if they entered the classroom.. atleast someone here saw them.
.
.
The teacher haven't arrived just as yet, so Maki took it as her chance to speak up.
"Did anyone saw who placed this on my desk?" She asked.
Mostly everyone shrugged their shoulders, looking around for answers but someone spoke up.
"I did! It was a girl!"
Once Maki's ears heard it, she turned to Inumaki.
"What were you telling me about this girl."
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-> 3:00PM, MONDAY.
STATUS:
INUMAKI'S PLAN- FAILED SUCESS.
NOBARA'S PLAN- FAILED(?) SUCESS.
YUJI'S PLAN- SUCESS.
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You, a normal human being with totally normal friends, normal feelings, suddenly felt a wave of nerves when you saw your crush speed walking behind you.
You didn't know if you should stop or speed up.
You had no choice either way when she shouted your name.
So you stopped.
And she did.
"Y/N did you do all of this..?" She asked.
You turned around, facing your fears!
Shyly, you nodded at her question then looked up at her.
She was closer this time, handing you a snacks from the snack bag you gave her.
"So, do you want to go on a date? Take this snack if yes."
You.. took the snack.
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HOW TO WIN HER HEART!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MAKI!
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unicyclingskinwalker · 4 months
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Ganyu with a S/O who’s the embodiment of Sin of Wrath
Okay so this has been in my brain for DAYS! How I got this idea? Well my fellow XX and XY chromosomes (please don’t come at me if I didn’t include your gender okay ily) my friend asked me to do yeah. This is my first time writing so please tell if I got anything wrong.
Warning's: Ganyu being teased by Ninggaung, Gn!Reader, violence (kinda), Beidou on her shit again, SFW, fluff.
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• ARRGGGG THIS DYNAMIC IS SO CUTE. Since S/O is you know, the embodiment of Sin of Wrath, you can already assume they are a hot headed fellow.
•Just Ganyu being the absolute sweetheart she is, meanwhile S/O just blew up a whole hilichurl camp because one of them looked at them wrong.
• I’d like to imagine S/O is just very blunt with their words towards everyone else, except for Ganyu. Someone could say “Hey, am I ugly?” And S/O will just say without skipping a beat “Yes.”
• But Ganyu is a different case, because my girl has body image issues, she can ask S/O “Do you just pity me?” When she feels down, and S/O just looks at her like “bitch tf?”
• Then proceed to go on a 3 hour rant on how she is perfect.
• Now let’s talk about how Ganyu views S/O. At first encounter she was more or less fucking terrified of them. She was worried S/O would destroy Liyue, but as time went on, feelings developed and then BOOM
•Dating.
• She loves S/O with all her heart, but has to calm them down whenever something ticks them off. Some random citizen looked at Ganyu weird? Well now S/O is about to tackle the dude.
• Venting to S/O about someone was a bit snarky to her? S/O is now asking about any information they have on this person.
• My girl over works herself to exhaustion, S/O would swoop in and take her on a date as a fucking break.
• S/O would bring in small treats for her like strawberries. Also anytime you two go out on a date at a restaurant, you would be the one to say they got he order wrong.
• Also naps with her are the BEST! Pls let her rest her head on your shoulders, she needs it.
• Now her co workers.
• Ningguang would be concerned for well, the entirety of Liyue. The physical embodiment of the Sin of Wrath here? Yep, they are going into a watch list.
• Ningguang would be very on edge anytime they were near S/O but would cover it up. After a while, she be okay with S/O, since they’ve proven they’re not a threat to Liyue.
• When Ganyu and S/O start dating and news of it gets out, ohhh boy, Ganyu is in a world of teasing from Ningguang. Ning would walk up to Ganyu and start to ask her “Is your partner treating you fair? I hope he is.” Or something like that.
• Keqing would be the same case, but on edge for wayyy longer. Like even after when S/O started to date Ganyu. Idk, this girl gives off the vibes she does personal investigation on S/O for WEEKS.
•But at some point she’ll warm up to S/O, a tiny bit. Not a whole bunch but it’s progress. She will definitely be very happy that Ganyu found some joy in her life.
• Now Beidou. She honestly wouldn’t mind S/O that much but jokingly say to them, “I could use you for my crew!” While taking sip of her drink.
• One time, Beidou managed to convince S/O to help her get rid of some hilichurl camps. Well that ended with the hilichurl population at basically zero and the landscape unrecognizable.
• Yeah, S/O and Beidou got in trouble.
• Now Ganyu’s family, Zhongli, Xiao, Shenhe, and Cloud Retainer (Xianyun). (Yes I see them as a family. Yes it’s my own head cannon, idc, bite me.)
• I imagine Ganyu wanted to introduce S/O to them after they started dating.
• Zhongli would be questioning S/O. Since now he can actually see them in person we would ask so many questions about them. Bro would ask them what their most traumatic memory they have.
• Then ask if they like dogs…
• After like a whole court trial’s worth of questions, he would give the green light that he’s good.
• Cloud retainer/ Xianyun. She’s doing full on stalking. Not in a bad way, she just wants to make sure S/O is a good fit for Ganyu.
• At first she would HATE S/O because one, they are the physical embodiment of wrath, and two wrath = extreme violence, and violence is a red flag. She can’t have any harm done to Ganyu, who is practically her child.
• Now after Ganyu had to do some convincing and S/O being told to be on their best behavior, they got the green light! YAYAYA
•Xiao. First encounter and he would immediately pick up on the negative energy S/O has around them, and basically try to kill them, and Ganyu would have to stop it.
•After she explained to Xiao, he would look Ganyu, confused, look at S/O, look up and down, turn back to Ganyu and say “Really?”
• He’s gonna be so snarky towards S/O. Both of you guys would feel uneasy around each other after that incident.
• But you guys will be forced to apologize to each other at some point, likely by Ganyu. You two would still side eye each other but it’s fine.
• Xiao won’t verbally say it, but he will accept you at some point. So YAHOO
• I won’t have much for Shenhe since I don’t know much about her and I don’t want to mess her up so yeah.
• She stare down S/O for god knows how long. Just her mind thinking wether or not if S/O is a good fit.
• Shenhe would also ask some questions such as “What are you intentions with Ganyu? Will you harm her? Are you dangerous?” Answer wrong and you’re going to hear boss battle music.
• Then after some time she’s going to be all like “Okay, they’re fine.”
Alright that’s it for now! This was my first ever post and I hope I got things right enough! Okay ily, drink some water, have a snack or go to FUCKING SLEEP.
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two-sibyls-tall · 1 year
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I bullet-point planned out a batfam fanfic aWHILE ago but I am Bad At Writing full-fledged stories so I’m going to just throw it out in the open here in the hopes that ya’ll will appreciate it, and also that mayhaps someone else who is Good At Writing will find it and make it.
So. Here’s my take on a Reverse!Robins Dimensional Travel fic.
Damian:
Starts off with Robin!Damian seeing a black-robed uniform that’s awfully similar to the League of Assassins gear. Which is. Worrying. to see in Gotham.
Robin!Damian sneaks up on him to figure out wtf he’s doing.
Nightwing!Damian, aka the black-robed figure, calls him out. Possibly even makes an offhanded joke about how R!Damian shouldn’t be wearing bright ass colors if he didn’t want to be seen.
R!Damian catches sight of the Nightwing logo on N!Damian’s chest and proceeds to demand who he is
N!Damian recognizes R!Damin’s pattern of speech and essentially goes “oh fuck”. Reveals himself as Nightwing, aka Damian Wayne.
R!Damian immediately thinks of the Heretic. He calls for backup in code via comm link.
N!Damian is on the same comm channel, so he hears the responses to the code even if he doesn’t recognize the code itself. He’s semi-annoyed and starts running
R!Damian is IN PURSUIT.
N!Damian gets yoinked back to hid own dimension
R!Damian meets up with Nightwing!Dick and says something along the lines of “the assailant disappeared but who tf was that.”
Jason:
It’s a couple days later now.
Red Robin!Tim has already started working on a multiverse-type theory and let Red Hood!Jason know, so honestly RH!Jason isn’t terribly surprised when he comes across a vaguely familiar vigilante beating the shit out of a criminal in Crime Alley.
New vigilante introduces himself as Redbird
RH!Jason goes across comms to ask Tim how tf he should be handling this shit?
Redbird visibly freezes up when RR! does the classic “no names in the field” chastise
RH!Jason straight up asks Redbird if he can hear the comms bc who needs to be subtle.
When Redbird confirms, he just sorta sighs and gives a code to O. There’s a bit of yelling while the team processes the possibility of compromised comms.
It calms down again, and RR!Tim is like “okay the evidence is pretty clear here if you ask me,, Redbird I think you’re from another dimension. Do you recognize any of us?”
Redbird is like “well I’ve only actually caught one of your guys’s names so far, but yes I. Know. a Tim. He doesnt sound like you anymore, though”
RH!Jason is like ‘hmm we’re gonna put a pin in that one for now’
Meanwhile RR!Tim is talking to Redbird about going to the batcave and also maybe running some tests to figure out where they’re coming from and what’s going on here
Redbird shrugs and mentions that this whole situation sorta seems like what his brother was talking about a few seconds before he jumped dimensions.
“Is your brother Damian Wayne, aka Nightwing?”
“Fuck. Yeah, that’s him.”
At this point RH!Jason connects the dots an goes “ah shit, you’re me aren’t you.”
Redbird!Jason gives the most dramatic eye-roll possible and is like “bro we went from Redbird to Red Hood? That’s so lame. Why’d we even change it.”
RH!Jason just looks at him. “No dude we went from Robin to Red Hood. because we died.”
“NEWS TO ME???”
They've been heading to the batcave during this conversation
They walk in and RR!Tim's already there and he's like "Jason stop freaking out mini you this is clearly a different universe he might not even die."
Redbird!Jason is completely frozen staring at (unmasked) Tim and just kinda whispers "Tim?" And then he gets yoinked back to his universe.
Tim and Jason look at each other and Jason's like "so that's definitely not a good sign for what happened to you in their universe, right?"
Dick:
Nightwing!Dick is in the Batcave w/ most of the family discussing the dimension travel shit when he suddenly feels like he's being watched
He puts the meeting on pause and the feeling increases and he just looks straight up and sees golden eyes staring at him from the rafters
The other Batfamily members in attendance also look up and go what !! the fuck !!
NW!Dick knows about the whole 'Haly's circus being a theoretical breeding ground for the Court of Owls' thing bc I said so, so he already feels like he knows whats goin on
before anyone can say anything he just clears his throat and says "Gray Son?"
Batfamily freezes in shock and the small child w/ gold eyes just tilts his head in recognition and then jumps down from the rafters w/ no hesitation
He lands right next to NW!Dick and stands at attention, and Dick kinda feels sick bc Talon!Dick is like 8 years old
NW!Dick looks at the batfamily and makes some joke of like "haha looks like it’s my turn for the alternate dimension encounter"
RR!Tim is already taking notes
Bruce's put it all together and he's like "fuck. Little you is a Talon."
Cue the batfamily losing their shit again
Talon!DIck is looking between all of them confused, and he notices Damian just deadlock staring at him, and he's like Oh!! I know this one !!! so he stares back
RR!Tim is like "okay fantastic, well between Talon and Nightwing!Damian I think I can confidently guess by now that their dimension is one where all of our ages are reversed. Hey Talon do u wanna confirm that."
Talon is Very Helpful and nods, and Nightwing!Dick is like "alright buddy do you wanna tell us about ur dimension"
Except Talon doesnt really talk but !! he does sign!! his big sister cass has been teaching him sign !!
NW!Dick is like “thats great!! I know sign!!” and he starts relaying info to RR!Tim so he can take notes while Talon talks
Talon tells him that Tim From His Universe (and Dick isnt going to unpack yet why Tim’s namesign is a T drawn in the shape of a smile) has also put together that they’re going to a different universe
He says there was a case that the 4 nightshift batboys were on (girls were working a different case, Batman is offworld) w Oracle leading ofc that was selling alien technology
he says the 4 nightshift batboys were hit w a beam that didnt seem to do anything, but Tim of His Universe thinks that beam just had a slower affect and is what’s causing this
He says his big brother damian was the first to just randomly disappear mid mission and it gave Talon a scare bc they were together at the time, so he just froze and waited for damian to come back
and when Damian did, he immediately relayed what happened over comms, and a couple seconds later Redbird wasnt responding either
at this point RR!Tim interrupts and is like “are u saying urs all happened the same day? bc its been like a couple weeks since NW!Damian came here and several days since Redbird”
Talon just kinda shrugs and is like “well keep an eye out for Tim Of My Universe next bc he was hit too”
At this point NW!Tim is like “hey bud. why u. Why u using that name sign for Tim?”
Talon’s is about to respond when he gets yoinked back to his universe as well
Tim gives a mildly hysterical laugh and is like “well that’s not foreboding at all!!!”
Tim:
RR!Tim doesnt actually notice when JJ!Tim comes in this universe, bc at this point JJ!Tim has figured it out as well and is like “alright well the kid hasnt been jokerized so why traumatize him if I dont have to”
but unfortunately JJ!Tim IS spotted by a random passerby who mistakes him for the Joker so the whole batfamily’s out soon anyway looking for him
Hood finds JJ!Tim first and is like “alright i got eyes on him and im in pursuit,, hes kinda dressed weird tho wtf”
JJ!Tim hears this over comms and is like ‘welp now or never’ so he talks over the comms too (while running from Hood) and is like “hey I might be in the wrong universe, any way I could talk to one Tim Drake”
RR!Tim is like “Fuck dude really. rn? with a joker breakout? this is a bad time”
JJ!Tim responds w like “ur telling me, dude, Im the one being chased by a homicidal maniac w a red bucket on his head”
“YOU’RE THE GUY DRESSED LIKE THE JOKER?”
“THE JOKER IS STILL ALIVE HERE?”
JJ!Tim does NOT take this news well and he stops running, Hood catches up but doesnt engage bc ur telling me this is Tim?? this is RR?? tf happened?? but he does relay over comms that JJ is laughing and it is freaking him tf out bc he sounds EXACTLY like the Joker so SOMEONE get over here before Jason goes full Pit Rage
RR!Tim does arrive and immediately recognizes his own features despite the green hair and green eyes and bleached skin and Absolutely Terrifying Smile what the FUCK happened
JJ calms down just enough to be like “Oh I get it. This universe is age reversal so it also changed who the Joker got, too”
Hood looks like hes about to be sick, Tim’s not far behind
JJ’s like “great! well I’m Joker Junior, occasionally known as Tim Drake, and in my universe I was brainwashed by the Joker, then killed him and myself!! but apaprently the universe wasnt a fan of that because then I woke up in an UNMARKED GRAVE and wandered around for awhile, got dunked in a lazarus pit, and am overall having a terrible time”
At this point NW!Dick and Robin!Damian are here too and they’re like jfc dude
JJ looks down at his wrist like theres a watch there (there’s not) and is like “alright well according to my calculations, I shouldnt be here much longer, since most of my time was spent hiding & then running from ya’ll in order to NOT have this confrontation but look how well that worked out. Anyway u guys should kill the joker,, who knows if he might get inspiration from my universe and torture little timmy over there,, anyway ta ta” and then he fuckin disappears
Red Hood is like “yep ok im gonna go murder a clown” and no one really moves to go stop him
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strangerthedevil · 2 years
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can i kiss you now? (part 2 to “i fucking hate you”) 
part 1 part 3
eddie x fem!reader
summary: reader is trying to recover from whatever tf happened yesterday and eddie is getting a litttlleee too jealous seeing reader with other guys.
warnings: jealous eddie, switch!eddie, switch!reader, unprotected piv sex, oral sex f receiving, eddie is down bad, praise kink, public sex, violence! mentions of blood, cuts, bruises, wounds, kissing the devil (billy) SORRY!! ANGST, eddie is in denial, but so is reader honestly. reader and eddie are actually dumb.
5.2k words of filth and angst.
a/n: i’m really proud of this one, i hope you enjoy! please reblog and leave feedback, don’t just like!! i’m really enjoying writing this series, i have lots of ideas in my head and i just gotta find the motivation to keep going😭.
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it’s been a few hours since whatever the fuck happened between you and eddie and he hasn’t looked at you once, he’s been avoiding eye contact, and you just have had enough of him pretending like he didn’t fuck your brains out and just leave you alone,
after he left you alone you slowly got up, you were a little sore, limping slightly to your class, you told the teacher you were on your period which is why you were late and got off with a warning,
when you finally got home, your parents weren’t home again, you haven’t seen them in so long, it’s like you live here alone at this point. you walk upstairs and take a shower, cleaning eddie off from between your legs, it hurt to think about him just leaving but sure you liked the roughness and everything he was calling you, but you still wanted him to stay with you after.
it’s just sex it’s not like you wanted him to be your boyfriend right? fuck no god he would be such a horrible boyfriend, all he cares about is himself that douche bag god how could you even think about being with him in a relationship. it’s totally reasonable for him to just get up and leave it’s not like you guys are dating or anything…
you leave the shower and dry off sighing looking at the bite marks eddie left all over you, you feel conflicted about this whole situation, is it gonna happen again? are you guys friends with benefits now? or is it enemies with benefits? you sigh walking out the door with just your towel, you were home alone after all.
you walk into your room and your telephone rings, you look confused at it and walk towards it. you pick it up and answer, “yes? whose this?”
“it’s chrissy! can i come over? we need to get ready for your date with billy tomorrow!” you sigh into the phone forgetting about that. fuck.
“i- chrissy i don’t know about that date i might cancel…” you can hear her pout and you almost feel bad, but she’s the one who put you in this situation.
“why not? is something wrong? i’m coming over okay?” you take a deep breath and just let her come over, it’s better than thinking about eddie all night.
chrissy knocks on your door 10 minutes later, she doesn’t live very far, you head downstairs and open the door for her, she was still wearing her cheer uniform and you were wearing a sports bra and shorts,
chrissy walks in and hugs you “is everything okay?” she gives you a concerned look and sighs. “if you don’t want to go on that date with billy i totalllllyyy get it but i feel like you’ll regret it because he’s the hottest guy in hawkins i mean have you seen that ass?” you laugh and look her in the eyes wanting to tell your bestfriend about eddie but was scared of her reaction.
she tilts her head and her eyes soften “you know you can talk to me about anything.”
you almost tear up you felt so stupid for sleeping with eddie, your whole highschool experience you’ve been hating him, and you still do, but how did you guys get to this point?
“chrissy- i-, i have to tell you something, please don’t judge me, it just happened and i don’t know how it happened it all just happened so fast i don’t know what to do and i feel so shitty and i just need to tell someone.” you pant out.
chrissy grabs your hand and takes you to the living room, sitting down on the couch “what happened? i promise i won’t judge you.”
“me and eddie… we um-“ you close your eyes, you haven’t said it out loud yet. chrissy nods in understanding and waits for you to continue.
“we had sex” you blurt out.
chrissy’s eyes widen and she rubs your shoulder back and forth and you start to tear up wrapping your arms around chrissy’s shoulder. “it’s okay…” chrissy kisses the top of your head and you sigh into her touch. “i’m such an idiot” you pull back from the hug and the tears stain your cheek, you look up at chrissy and chrissy shakes her head “no you’re not, let’s take a deep breath what happened? tell me how it happened okay? let’s figure it out together.” she wipes the tears off your cheek.
you tell her how it happened and chrissy was fuming. “what the fuck is wrong with him? so he just left you? no aftercare at all? what an asshole my god. we have to get him back”
you laugh at her anger “god no i don’t want to even look at him.. i’d probably break down.”
“but we need to make him pay! god he’s such a dick. it’s not your fault you know? he’s such a manipulative douchebag. i have a proposition, you might not like it but hear me out.” chrissy grabs your cheek and rubs back and forth with her thumb.
you wipe the singular tear falling off your cheek and nod your head for her to continue.
-
“chrissy are you sure about this?” you look at yourself in the mirror and flatten the little black dress chrissy let you borrow, it was short, it laid right under your ass, it was tight showing off your curves and low cut just enough to show some cleavage, you don’t really wear stuff like this so you we’re definitely feeling weird, but you felt good, confident. it was the next day and 6:55 pm 5 minutes before your date with billy.
chrissy’s plan was to go on the date with billy at the hideout, she said that eddie’s band plays there all the time so eddie would see you both and probably shit his pants. you loved concerts so even if you had to deal with billy’s insistent flirting, then so be it, you just needed to get him jealous.
“of course i’m sure! you look so hot” chrissy walks up from behind you and wraps her hand around your waist putting her chin on your shoulder looking at you through the reflection of the mirror.
you smile and nod, “okay” you sigh out “do you think this’ll work?”
“i mean yeah, and you don’t have to go to prom with him, or even date him, im sorry i forced you into going to prom with him… but that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun tonight! if you need me please call me, i’ll pick you up, call me as soon as you get back home! ” chrissy puts your hair on your shoulder and smiles.
a honk from outside cuts your conversation short, and you both take a deep breath. “you ready hot stuff?” chrissy grins at you and grabs your hand to take you outside.
you open the door and find billy in his car smoking a cigarette looking straight ahead. you speed walk towards his car turning around one more time to wave at chrissy, she smiles at you and waves back mouthing “have fun!” and you open the door, smiling nervously at him.
“hey!” you fidget with your fingers and look at him.
“hey gorgeous… i like your pretty dress, you wear it for me?” he looks you up and down and grabs your thigh, throwing his cigarette out the window.
you shiver and think of how eddie said that yesterday too. why do men think you wear everything for them?
“umm sure, you ready to go?” picking at your nails.
“course i am, let’s go.” billy let’s go of your thigh and you sigh in relief.
-
you walk into the hide out and smile widely looking around at everything. it was a dream, people were talking, and drinking, and dancing, and a band was playing metal music, your favorite.
“you sure you wanna stay in this shit hole gorgeous?” billy touches the small of your back and you nod.
“are you kidding i love it here!” you run to the dance floor to dance and jump up and down with the crowd. the song ends and you sigh standing waiting for the next song, it was a slower song, but you still loved this song. you smile and tell billy to come next to you. he doesn’t have an expression on his face but he walks towards you anyway grabbing your hand, you turn around so your back is facing his chest and grind your ass against him, he groans, grabbing your hips and guiding you. you feel his erection pressed on to your lower back and sigh against him.
you couldn’t help but wish it was eddie behind you, so you close your eyes imagining it was him touching you like this, him grabbing your ass and kissing your neck, heat pools between your legs at the thought and you quietly moan under your breath,
you open your eyes slowly and find yourself looking at eddie, he was standing in the corner of the backstage for the next band, and you almost fall forward but continue to dance with billy. jesus fucking shit you thought, this is really happening. the song ends and you already know eddie’s band is next.
“and let’s give it up for corroded coffin!” everyone cheers loudly, and you stop dancing with billy. eddie walks out and he makes eye contact with you, his big smile fades and his wander to see billy behind you wrapping his hands around your waist and his jaw clenches but he looks away and starts the song, riffing his gutiar.
you stare at eddie and think of all the things he did to you yesterday, and how he just left you there, how he ignored you for the rest of the day, acting as if nothing happened.
you feel the anger pool inside your stomach and you grab billy’s cheeks and kiss him wanting to forget about eddie, and make him watch.
billy groans into the kiss and his hand on your waist trails down to your ass and squeezes you moan into the kiss. billy bites your lip and you let him inside your mouth, your tongue’s intertwining. you pull his hair and he bucks his hip into yours and you feel how hard he is.
“you wanna get out of here gorgeous?” billy sighs into your mouth.
“mm not right now” you smile into the kiss and your eyes wander to see eddie’s eyes shooting daggers at you both. you keep making out with billy, and want to spice things up so you tell him to kiss your neck.
he obliges immediately, leaving kisses all around your neck and you fake a moan. making direct eye contact with eddie as billy leaves marks on your neck.
eddie’s jaw clenches and he sings the song in pure anger, you could see the air coming out of his nose. and his face getting red. the song ends and eddie’s band is dismissed. eddie gives you one last look before heading backstage you smile in accomplishment pushing billy off of you and saying you’re heading to the ladies room. you just wanted to touch up a bit. you turn your head and find billy already talking to a different girl, not like you care, you’re just here for eddie.
you head into the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror, you check yourself out in the dress and you’re really, really, happy chrissy let you borrow it because it made you feel good.
as you open the door to walk out, eddie is walking in, you stumble back, he looks you up and down and locks the door behind you both.
you smile at him sweetly, “this is the ladies room munson, if you didn’t notice”
“oh yeah? did you like my show?” he holds back his smile and walks closer to you.
“mmm not really i’d give a solid D for performance. A for effort though” you hold up a thumbs up. “did you like mine?” you laugh slightly and eddie’s eyes soften a bit.
eddie laughs in disbelief his tongue poking the side of his cheek. “could’ve done better than that sweetheart, i’d give the make out a 2/10, not enough ass grabbing in my opinion.”
“oh yeah?” you smirk and put your hands on your hips.
“did your date like the show?” he sniffs, and lifts his chin up, lifting up his eyebrows in question.
you smile knowing you got to him. you roll your eyes jokingly and start to walk towards the door,“mm not sure lemme go ask him-“
eddie stops you, extending his arm so you can’t walk any further. “nuh uh, you’re staying right here with me sweetheart.”
“and what if i don’t?” you raise an eyebrow at him.
“you will, now why don’t you go ahead and tell me what the fuck you’re doing with billy piece of shit hargrove out there huh?” eddie’s jaw clenches as he says his name and you back up so you’re standing right in front of him.
“and why on earth would you, eddie pretentious asshole munson care?” you challenge him crossing your arms together, your cleavage showing more, you don’t miss the way eddie’s eyes flicker between your chest and your eyes.
“uh uh,” you snap your fingers in his face “eyes up here munson”
eddie rolls his eyes and rubs his forehead like he was trying to get rid of a headache, “i wasn’t looking-”
“mm yeah you keep telling yourself that sweetheart.” you call him the pet name he always calls you.
“you’re a fucking brat, sometimes i wish you would just shut the fuck up and listen to me.”
“why don’t you make me then?” your tongue pokes the inside of your cheek and you smile waiting for his reaction.
eddie shakes his head and laughs in disbelief. he feels all the blood rush to his cock and he walks closer to you, putting your hair behind your ear, “you sure you want that sweetheart? isn’t your little date waiting for you outside?”
your eyes flicker between his eyes and his lips, “oh him? don’t worry about him, he’s a big boy.”
eddie hums in approval and leans into your ear, “and what am i?”
“you? well you’re my little fuck toy baby, what else would you be?” you run your fingers up and down under eddie’s shirt, and eddie’s breath hitches.
“yeah? i’m your little fuck toy now? f-fuck.” you nod and lean up to whisper in his ear,
“can i touch you eddie?” you scratch eddie’s stomach, he nods quickly, you smile at his submission and your hands reach down to palm him through his black skinny jeans.
eddie moans quietly and you continue touching him, you grab his now hard cock and squeeze. “now what’s got you all worked up like this baby?”
“y-you” eddie starts to breathe heavily when you unbuckle his belt, and unbutton his jeans, you reach your hand down in his boxers and start to stroke his length slowly,
eddie chokes on a moan, “f-fuck sweetheart, what’s gotten into you?”
“nothing, i just think… you need a little punishment.” you bite eddie’s neck and lick the area to soothe it.
“punishment for what?” eddie arches his neck to the side to give you more access and you smirk against his skin,
“for being such an asshole all the time.” you take your hand away from his cock and back away, jumping onto the sink and sitting.
eddie gives you his big puppy dog eyes and whines at the loss of your touch. “w-why’d you stop?”
“i said this was a punishment didnt i? now come over here and make me feel good.” eddie gives a small smile and walks towards you, he tries to kiss you but you hold a finger out his lips touching your finger. he kisses your finger and you pull your finger away.
“no kissing.” you sigh out and straighten out your dress.
“no kissing huh? is that my punishment baby? really?” he smiles and shakes his head,
“oh we’re just getting started with your punishment sweet boy.” you open your legs wider and let him take a look at the black lace thong you were wearing. “take it off for me?”
“g-god jesus h. christ sweetheart, that’s so fucking hot.” he grabs your waist and pulls you closer to him so his clothed crotch can rub against your panties. he bucks up into you and you moan grabbing on to his neck to grind back against him.
“you’re so big eddie fuck…” eddie whimpers at your praise and he kisses your neck, trailing down your whole body, he moves the dress to wrap around your waist snapping the black thong string against your skin, you cuss at the sting.
he gets on his knees and kisses your cunt through your very, very thin panties. you gasp and buck your hips against his face, grabbing his hair and pulling him to get where you want him.
eddie groans at your hair pulling and takes off your thong slowly it was slick with arousal and he took it off with his teeth, he takes it and put it in his pocket. “gonna use this to jerk off later…”
he leaves another wet kiss on your now bare cunt, and then licks a big fat stripe up your pussy making you cry out in pleasure. “fuck eddie don’t be such a tease.”
you could feel eddie smirk against you and he finally takes your clit inside his mouth and sucks. you moan loudly and pull his hair, “fuck just like that baby, yes god my good boy keep doing that.”
eddie moans against you and you hum at the vibration, your eyes close shut and you feel so good, like you’re on euphoria with eddie on his knees for you like this.
you wrap your legs around eddie’s head trying to get him impossibly closer to you, and you can see eddie humping the air trying to get any type of relief, you moan at the sight and continue to buck your hips into his tongue.
“s-shit eddie your tongue feels so good, make me cum yeah?” eddie hums in approval and you sigh in pleasure pulling eddie’s hair so hard you could pull it off when he licks that sweet spongy spot inside of you.
“i-im so fucking close don’t stop.” eddie adds two of his fingers on you circling your clit adding pressure onto you with his tongue and fingers, you could scream at this point but you bite your hand to keep quiet.
you moan loudly and clamp down on eddie’s tongue, cumming all over his face. eddie stands up with a smile on his face licking whatever he can reach with his tongue.
“can i kiss you now?” he smirks and wipes his face with a finger and shoving it inside your mouth. you suck on his finger and look at him holding eye contact the whole time.
you stop sucking on eddie’s finger and look him up and down, “take your shirt off,”
eddie smiles excitingly and takes his shirt off quickly, while he’s doing that you take off your dress and he finally sees you, in just your black lacy bra, which wasn’t doing much in covering your nipples.
“fuck i- god sweetheart you have to be the most gorgeous person i’ve ever laid eyes on…”
eddie tries to palm his cock through his jeans to relieve the pressure, he was so painfully hard.
you tilt your head and laugh sweetly, “does it hurt that bad baby?”
“f-fuck yeah it does it hurts so bad, eddie looks at you and keeps palming himself, choking on a moan when you open your legs wider and unclasp your bra, finally being fully naked in front of him.
eddie’s jaw drops and he sighs out, taking his pants and boxers off and pants in relief at his length finally being out of his confines.
“are you gonna fuck me? or am i just gonna have to fuck myself?” you give eddie a serious look and put your hands on your clit rubbing circles.
“f-fuck no let me do that,” he slaps your hand away and replaces your hand with his. rubbing small circles, “you’re so wet, i-i cant” eddie leans down to your tits and starts to kiss and leave love bites there, he sucks on your nipples and plays with and twists the other with his finger.
“fuck me already.” you whine and buck your hips against his fingers.
“m’ getting there sweet girl, let me take my time, let me enjoy you being spread wide open for me like this.” eddie fingers you faster and you sigh out in pleasure,
“i just want you inside of me… be a good boy and fill me up please…” eddie’s pupils widen and he immediately turns you around bending you over the sink so you can look at yourself.
“you see yourself right there? you’re my little whore.” eddie places his cock at your entrance, and shoves inside without warning.
“look at yourself getting fucked by me. you like that?” eddie grabs your hips and fucks into you at a fact pace. you moan loudly at the intrusion and grind back against him.
“you see yourself in that mirror and what do you see baby?” he slaps your ass waiting for your response.
“fuck- i- i see you fucking me,” you drop your head down and moan.
“i see my pretty girl getting fucked by me” eddie grabs your chin makes you look at yourself “eyes on you.”
“you’re my pretty girl huh?”
“f-fuck yes eddie” you hold eye contact with him in the mirror and scream when eddie hits your sweet spot repeatedly.
eddie pulls his bandana from his pocket and gags you with it, putting it inside your mouth.
“stay quiet for me yeah? be a good girl.” you nod and almost scream when eddie hits your g-spot making you see stars.
“shh shh, i know baby, i know..” he coos.
eddie reaches around you and rubs slow circles on your clit with his fingers and you moan loudly, biting down on the bandana,
“you sound so pretty like this baby… fuck yes god you’re so tight.”
“faster” you try to mumble through the bandana, eddie takes the gag out and asks “did i hear you right baby? did you say faster?”
you nod and look back at him pouting.
“be careful what you wish for sweetheart.” eddie pounds into you at a relentless pace and you choke on a moan, you couldn’t even fully moan you’re mouth was just open in pleasure and you grabbed the sink for a grip and kept saying eddie’s name like it was a prayer.
“i-im gonna cum eds.” you drop your head down.
“me too baby, f-fuck you can come sweetheart.” as soon as you get eddies permission you cum on his dick and his cum shoots inside of you at the same time, you whimper and eddie pulls out of you, he grabs his shirt and cleans you both up and he places a kiss between your legs before standing up.
“can i kiss you now?”
you laugh in disbelief and pull your dress back down. while eddie puts his pants back on, he only puts on his leather jacket since he used his shirt as a cum rag. “shit can i have my panties back? this dress is too short to be walking around like this commando”
“mm i know” eddie grabs your ass and squeezes harshly. “all mine.” you think about questioning the fact he’s calling you ‘his’ but you decide against it.
he takes out your panties from his back pocket and waves it in your face. “finders keepers” he shrugs and you try to reach for it but he’s too tall.
“eddie!” you whine.
“i’ll give them back to you, if you let me kiss you…” he widens his eyes and smirks, laughing a bit.
you roll your eyes. “ha! no way.”
“mmm then i guess you’re never getting em back.” he shoves them back in his pocket and you shrug.
“and i guess you’re never gonna kiss me” you raise your eyebrows in amusement.
“mm i think you want your panties back more than i want to kiss you…” he smiles down at you, grabbing your cheeks and closing his eyes, it looked like he was trying to regain his composure, he takes a deep breath, opens his eyes, and meets face to face with your soft eyes,
he lets go of your cheeks and puts his hand in his pockets. “i-i should go… um uncle wayne is gonna beat my ass if i’m not home soon! so i’m just gonna-“ he starts to back away from you and couldn’t believe he was just going to leave like that, again.
“why the fuck do you keep doing that” you snap at him, suddenly pissed off. you step closer to him and point at his chest, he stumbles back.
“doing what?” he grabs your finger to stop from poking his chest again.
“just fucking me and then acting like nothing happened? do you think i’m just some hooker you’re gonna fuck whenever you wanna get your dick wet?” your eyebrows furrow and you snatch your hand back from him.
“what do you think this is? what do you think i’m in love with you or something?” eddie’s eyes widen in anger. “did you think i was gonna take you on a date after? tell you how much i love you? this isn’t a fucking relationship.”
ouch.
“no i didn’t think that but you could at least have some common decency! you cant just act like it didn’t happen! when are we gonna talk about it?” you yell at him.
“talk about what?! there isn’t anything to talk about! this-” he points at both of you, “is nothing!” he turns around grabbing and pulling his hair.
“oh you cannot be serious!” you cross your arms and have the urge to slap him. “you really are the most self centered, most arrogant, most pretentious, most infuriating person i’ve ever met! it amazes me how much you don’t care about anyone but your fucking self.”
“i don’t understand how it’s my fault that you’re in love with me and i’m not in love with you! i’m not going to cuddle you after sex like we’re dating, and if that’s what you want then … i- just cant give that you.” he sighs and turns back around to face you,
“i’m not fucking in love with you, and i never will. i don’t want cuddles and goodnight kisses, i understand better than anyone that’s not how you roll, you’re just not a sweet guy, i don’t want anything more with you than a nice fuck. is that what you want to hear? because it’s true. god i fucking despise you. you are my worst nightmare!” you scream at him and pace around the room.
“i can only give you sex. and if that’s not good enough for you then maybe we shouldn’t do it anymore.” he sighs in defeat and rubs his headache away with his thumb and index finger.
“fine.” you look down at your heels, you felt overwhelmed with this situation, you didn’t know how to feel.
“fine.” he crosses his arms together, and leaves walking out the door, leaving you alone. you hear the concert still going on outside and sigh.
you need to call chrissy to take you home, you doubt billy is still here, he probably left with some girl.
you go outside straightening out your dress, you look around looking for a phone box, you hear a sudden loud commotion going on and a crowd gathering up there. you gasp and run over there trying to see what’s going on,
billy and eddie were fighting. eddie was on top of billy and he was punching him ruthlessly, billy’s face was fucked up thrown back and forth, he was spitting out blood and you scream trying to get eddie off of him.
“eddie!”
eddie stops his punch half way and turns around to look at you. it’s like your voice stood out the most within all of the cheering.
“eddie? stop it, get off of him.” you step closer to him slowly. billy was on the floor close to dead basically. he was coughing out blood.
“you didn’t hear what he said about you.” he looks down at him.
“it doesn’t matter what he said. let’s go okay?” you grab eddie’s shoulder and encourage him to stand up, he does but not before he spits on billy. “you’re piece of shit. don’t ever talk about her like that again.”
you grab eddie’s shoulder and push him outside. “what the fuck was that? are you trying to get arrested for murder? you almost killed him!”
“j-just let’s go okay? let me take you home.” he grabs his nose and groans in pain. you step closer to him to inspect his face, his nose was bleeding and he had lots of bruises. he also had a few cuts on his face, and his eye looked like it was gonna become a black eye soon.
“you’re an idiot you know that right?” you laugh and eddie laughs with you.
“you should see the other guy,” he winks at you and you push his shoulder playfully.
“shut up, let’s go back to my place, i have a first aid there.” you both walk towards eddie’s van and you both sit in silence on the way to your house. neither of you wanting to talk about what happened tonight.
you couldn’t help but wonder what billy said that made eddie want to kill him like that. you look at eddie’s knuckles on the steering wheel, they were covered in his blood and you shivered.
“can i ask you a question?” you glance at eddie.
“i don’t know, can you?” eddie reaches into the glove compartment for a cigarette, lighting it up to take a drag, opening the windows.
“umm what did billy say?” you fidget with your fingers and look back at him again.
eddie’s grip on the steering wheel tightened and you curl up.
“he said he couldn’t wait to fuck your-“ he takes a deep breath and continues “he said he couldn’t wait to fuck you at prom. and said some other shitty disgusting stuff about you.”
“oh. what made him say that shit to you anyway?” you feel disgusted you kissed that asshole and recoil into your seat.
“he didn’t, i-i um overheard.” he clears his throat and tightens his grip further on the wheel. his knuckles turning white.
“well thank you… you know for defending me like that.” you look out the window not wanting to see his reaction to your appreciation.
he looks at you staring at the window and he smiles softly. his heart flutters at your hair flying through the wind and your eyes closing as the wind hits your face. the moon reflecting off your face perfectly. you were so beautiful to him.
“yeah. you’re-“ he clears his throat, “you’re welcome.”
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skz reaction: finding an item that isn’t your’s in their car (prank gone wrong) (cops called) (3am!!)
a/n: writing this on the plane LMAO, I decided to take a more uhhh general approach to this request? Nothing in the nature made me uncomfortable I just had a lot of ideas, but if you wanted me to do specifically do the items you requested just lmk lovely anon! xoxo
warnings/genre: angst w happy-ish ending, hcs mixed with scenarios, somewhat proofread, crying n arguing sorry
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chan
-At first he is absolutely terrified when you pull out a press on nail from below the seat
-Maybe his sister left it there when he last visited?? one of his members trying a new style?? he literally does not know and he’s panicking.
-gaslit to the extreme because he like genuinely believes he did something wrong even if he hasn’t had anyone else but you in his car for the past week
-“That genuinely isn’t your’s? But I swear I haven’t picked up any girl, babe, please, I’m serious that I have no idea where that came from-“
-you started feeling bad halfway because he was tearing up and then you were like, “it was a prank I’m sorry! This is an old nail babe!”
-He was not at all amused
“Are you kidding me?” He laughed dryly, clutching the wheel with white knuckles.
“I didn’t expect you to genuinely believe me, Chris, I’m sorry-“ you tried, awkwardly saving the tik tok to your drafts.
“I just…? Babe, that’s such a stupid joke, I genuinely thought I did something wrong…” You looked over at him, his teeth sucked and face tense. “Never do that to me again, please?”
minho
-It blows up immediately, but like not in the way your video went viral, more of that he was pissed
-not really at you?? but just at the absurdity of the situation because do you really think that he’s fooled by the fact the car smells like the old body spray you stopped using a few weeks ago? not getting past him, sorry babe
-I think it’ll get kinda toxic where he’ll be like “are you literally insane this is ur old body spray, I literally never drive anyways why would I pick up anyone else but you??” Like not manipulative because it’s the truth but it’s sorta mean in the way he says it
-you eventually just get pissed off and admit it was just a prank
-“yea no shit” -him
“How dumb do you think I am?” He clicked his tongue, parking in front of your place. “Seriously, if you wanted to play such a stupid joke on me you have to be smarter with it.” You huffed in annoyance, rolling your eyes.
“You know, if I ever actually accused you of cheating and you acted like this we would’ve broken up by now.”
“No? So it’s not right for me to get mad at me over you just randomly accusing me when I didn’t do anything?”
“It was a joke!” You exclaimed, finally turning to face him. He grabbed your face, kissing you, frustrated and rough, but his grip on your skin was gentle.
“And you think my feelings for you are?”
changbin
-I feel like he’d immediately burst into tears even though he didn’t do anything, he just didn’t like that you were upset cuz now he was upset too even though he has no idea where a scrunchie both of you have never seen came from
-not really begging but more just like pleading for you to understand he genuinely has no clue where tf it came from
-“I’m always at the studio how would I even have time to cheat on you!!”
-you felt so bad and who wouldn’t because making changbin feel bad is actually a crime
“Binnie, I’m sorry, it was just a joke, I put it there.”
“Why would you do that?!” He exclaimed, wiping his face with the tissue paper you handed him.
“I-I’m sorry, I just thought you wouldn’t react like this. You know I’d never really think you’d cheat on me, okay? I love you.”
“Then you should know that I would never do something like that to you. You know I love you, okay? Please don’t ever make my loyalty a joke.”
hyunjin
-silent treatment because he mainly doesn’t know how to react but because he’s also like there’s no fuckin way
-he knows for a fact he would never cheat on you with someone who’d leave their extensions behind.
-“Jagi. Do you really think I’d break your heart over a girl who’s wearing 5$ extensions?”
-your attempts are laughable but he genuinely cannot fathom the fact you’re worried, he either immediately thinks it’s a joke or this is some weird fever dream
-it’s very frustrating to keep trying to fool a man who can’t be fooled </3 so you admit it was a joke
“See? That wasn’t so hard,” he teased.
“I didn’t think you’d figure it out immediately.”
“I didn’t think it was a joke, love. I just know I wouldn’t leave you for anything, especially someone with cheap extensions.”
“You are so…” you sighed, relieved it didn’t blow over in an argument. “I know, and I love you.”
“Love you too, but if you wanna do a prank, at least think ahead next time, okay? Good try.”
han
-bursts into tears pt2
-I think he’s like Chan where he genuinely believed someone other than you left behind a face mask with makeup staining the interior, but also he doesn’t know anyone who wears that lip shade other than you?? but you wouldn’t lie to him about this right??
-it’s not naivety it’s trust, he genuinely believes your worries are valid and it’s sweet but also upsetting to watch him tear up and panic
-you finally just admit you left it there as a joke, and he gives you the silent treatment for a solid ten minutes
“Hannie?”
“…I can’t believe you right now, you’re always playing with my feelings.”
“I’m sorry Han, I didn’t think you’d believe it. You know I’d never think you would cheat on me, right?”
“No, y/n, I don’t know that, that’s why I was freaking out!” He exclaimed, sighing. You looked down at your feet, regretting the idea. “It’s not that I don’t trust you like that, but I don’t know if you trust me.”
“But I-“
“Well I don’t know that. I love you, but it’s hard to remember you love me too.”
“Well I do,” you insisted, narrowing your eyes. “I love and trust you.” He gave you a side glance, biting his bottom lip.
“I love you, and I trust you too. But never do this again, please?”
felix
-he finds the ring before you do, a small piece that you probably wouldn’t wear. it doesn’t rlly look like your style, but oh well
-has never felt fear like that when you respond with “uhhh ive never seen that before?” (lie)
-smh y/n do better </3
-he’s just really confused, he doesn’t immediately realize that finding this piece is an implication he’s cheating on you, so he thinks some rando broke into your car
-you have to sorta push the fact it’s a piece of jewelry that isn’t your’s that was found in his passenger’s seat
-gets very defensive when he realizes that’s what ur implying
-is relieved but not happy when you drop the act
“Darling, you’d know I wouldn’t do that to you, did anyone borrow the car? Weren’t you with your friends the other day?”
“Felix, we never drive anywhere unless it’s you and me!”
“But I’ve never-“ You notice his eyes beginning to swell with frustrated tears, as he ran a hand through his hair. “I just don’t know what you want me to say? I’ve never seen this ring before.”
“Lix…don’t cry, okay? It was just a stupid prank. I put thé ring there.”
“But why would you do that? Don’t you know I’d never cheat on you?” He sniffled, trying to disguise the fact there were already tears running down his cheek.
“I do, that’s why it was a prank. You’d never hurt me like this, okay? I’m sorry.” He embraced you, squeezing you until it was as heart wrenching as he felt.
“It was a really mean prank, darling.”
seungmin
-very defensive when you question him about a bracelet you found in his bathroom that doesn’t look like anything either of you own
-v tired and I feel like he’s not at all the type interested in repetitive and unproductive discussions so he might just snap and it starts becoming an argument
-so insanely done w the conversation that he really might just sleep on the couch
-you just want it to end because it’s getting really touchy so you say it was a joke
-he is not pleased :|, but he takes it a lot better than the others
“That’s the stupidest joke I’ve ever heard,” he blurted, staring at your upset figure. He immediately felt bad, knowing he was a bit harsh, but seriously, it felt like you were gaslighting him!”
“I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I did this-“
“No, I’m sorry too. I shouldn’t have reacted like this, especially if it was serious.” You hugged him immediately, sighing and muttering an apology.
“You know I trust you, okay? I’m sorry.”
“I love you, don’t ever question it.
jeongin
-yknow I was thinking what about doing this prank and it turns out they were actually cheating on u lmao
-anyways yea he’s annoyed because he thinks it’s a waste of time and he doesn’t even know where that hair clip came from
-but he wants to make sure you feel heard because he LOVES u ok!! even though the things ur saying e stupid and very obviously false!!
-I think he’d be the one most likely to acknowledge this was probably a prank, and then you have to admit it because you know you lost </3
-sure it was annoying but it was cute you tried
“Hey, don’t pull stuff like that again okay? It’s pointless, and you know I hate being mad.”
“I’m sorry, I just thought it would be a fun trend.”
“I know, I’m sorry if I was mean too. I just didn’t wanna be accused of something I didn’t do, okay?” You smiled, holding him closer as he ran his hands through your hair. “When did you get that hair clip anyways?”
“The convenience store.”
“Knew it. I love you more than anything, so don’t expect me to give you up so easily.”
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Let's see some of what they have sacrificed (a whole chapter lol I'm almost crying no I'm crying so hard rn I won't shut up about it) for that 'I want to be his friend' (my ass) scene! (I'm only choosing my favorite)
So, only after both of og lloyd and suho were on the train, before og lloyd got reincarnated btw ☺️ so we will see. What we were robbed just for half of chapter.
"Seriously? Are you still sulking?" Lloyd lifted his brow. "..." "What? Why? What? Don't look at me like that. Speak." "..." Ghost frontera didn't speak. But its gaze at Lloyd was distinctly different from a while ago. There wasn't anger, resentment, frustration, or any of the negative emotions that played across its eyes as it blewoff steam at Lloyd. The corners of Lloyd's lips rose slightly. "Hey, you're grateful but embarrassed for getting angry at me earlier, right?" "..." "I can see you flinching in guilt." "Oh, tsk... Come on." "If you're thankful, just say it. Don't curse me out."
And what's more funny is how suho cares for og lloyd lmao this is the proof that shows us how good person he is. And. You know. Yeah I'd rather not talking about how they portray his character out like that I cannot shut up.
"Hey, tell me if you feel motion sick." "Why?" "I'll remove the trap. That way, you can stick your head out and vomit." "I might as well just kick you out of the trap," growled Ghost Frontera. "Did you forget already how i beat you up after you tried to do that?" "No, I didn't, bastard," huffed Ghost Frontera. "Then let's just go reincarnate like a good boy. Anyway, how do you feel? What does it feel like to be the passenger of this monumental train?" "Well, nothing much." Ghost Frontera roughly scratched its jaw. "I want to get a drink. It's been a while."
Man...the more I write, the more sad I become when these good things are replaced with something. I don't know, you thought it was boring so you changed it? Even if it's just an unnecessary conversation but you know what? That allows readers to get to know the characters more. Get to know the character's attitude more. And can also relate more to that character...but...sigh. just. Sigh.
So I'm going to share my views on og lloyd right here. Tbh, he's a trash. Yes, he's inherently bad. And some people are just that bad no matter how good their family is. But if you try to analyze it through lloyd's pov on his home and his family. It's another kind. He finds his place boring and he is always dissatisfied with it. But with the little information we've gotten about what he was like when he was very young, and things he's noticed, even he considers them very boring. Of course, even though this bitch is a trash lol I never forgive him for what he had done (like-hate relationship for me and him lol)
Okay so. Hear me out. He did care for his family (*ahem* JAVIER EXCLUDED!!!!) but instead of changing himself he chose to let it be....yeah ykwim🤷‍♂️ As I've said before, he cares about his family and he knows he shouldn't have done that in the first place. But he was not the one to even say it because he thought he would do it in his next life. What makes you think that he'll do whatever tf he does in the webcomic? Lmao let me grab your collar and have some private discussion!!!
"You're heartless bastard. Don't you miss your family back there?" "No. My parents all passed away." Ghost Frontera paused for second before saying, "They say your family is always with you as long as they're in your heart. Cheer up, scumbag." "What are you saying?" Lloyd frowned with a smile. "Forget it. What about my parents? Are they well?" "Of course. They are as healthy as a horse." "Really?" "Yeah." Lloyd stared at Frontera. Then he continued in honesty, "Come to think of it, I'm relaying this news late. The Frontera family is no longer a barony." "What? What do you mean?" "It's county now." "Whaaat?" Ghost Frontera's eyes windened. "Surprising, right? I'm surprised too. Anyway, the count has resumed his hobby recently too." "Wood carving?" "Uh-huh. There are a bunch of wooden sculptures in the study already." "Then what about Mother's garden?" "It's still there. Oh, it has doubled in size. But I'm slightly worried about the count's back and knees." "What's up with that old man's back and knees?" "He's helping out with the gardening. He insists on crouching and giving a hand when he's not used to the work." "Tsk. I guess the man is still senseless as always." "Aren't you going to ask about Julian?" "Don't have to. He's a smart kid, so I'm sure he's doing well on his own."
And ;) they replaced these precious conversation with that. Changed long ass heartwarming conversation into 3 speech bubbles just to sped up the story and ooc'd literally every characters. I'm so okay sir. I'm completely okay.
This is just a part of chapter 243 you know TT you know how much we were robbed right? I am okay right now. It's not like I'm going to talk about how they manage to portray my king hellkaros like that too. Yeah I'm to tally okay with it!
Anyway, it's true that og lloyd cares about his family but, dumbass. he hated javier so much you know lee hyunmin-nim you already have read ch 408 how the hell did you manage to understand that 'wow this guy is actually a good person maybe he even wanted to be friends with javier too!' How????????????? He cared for his family, yes. And javier was there too? No. He's scumbag? Obviously. So he's a good person? NO DUMBASS. LOOK WHAT HE HAVE DONE TO EVERYONE AND TELL ME HOW.
Or are you just not good at writing complex characters? lol Not even mentioning what he was reincarnated as...
Qidjwkwiduiqoq I'm ; ;;; arugh. qidjqkqodk okay sir. well done.
I'll draw og lloyd and suho conversation soon ^^ watch me draw what it supposed to be soon! Watch me!!!!!!!
Also, how the hell again did you think he cared for his estate may i ask some simple question.
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hi!! congrats on 1k!! fr you were one of the first accounts i followed when i got back into tumblr and your writing is my FAVE omg. i’m shocked you don’t have more followers honestly?? you deserve every last follow (and a million more tf??)
anyway!! can i get chemtrails over the country club and can we PLS discuss how rafe 100% is clinging onto the idea of “i’m a proactive type of person” bc an ex or his girlfriend or whatever said that to him once as a compliment and how he uses that to justify his actions bc SHE said that to him. like “SHE knows i’m a good person and i’m trying my best” and “SHE knows i’m not the bad guy” bc omg and i just imagine that conversation echoing around in his head whenever he’s in those super high stress situations where he has to do something crazy bc he’s trying to ground himself
(idek if that made any sense but i have thought about this concept at LENGTH and it lives rent free in my head)
Ahh thank you baby🫶🏻 this is so fucking kind of you to say🥺 i’m writing this as a reader insert because I enjoy living in my delusional world where he is my boyfriend😌
I see this happening a lot, like he’s stressed and high, Ward is giving him shit, Sarah is getting into trouble which puts him into trouble, and he can feel himself on the verge of a breakdown. He remembers what you said to him the first time he came to you with this shit, told you how Sarah called him a psycho, and you assured him he’d not a bad person. He was just a proactive type of person who wanted to get things done instead of fucking around like Sarah. That’s the only thing that helps keep him grounded, you think he’s a good person. You know he’s only this way because he wants to get things done. You understand him and know he’s not the enemy those stupid low life pogues make him out to be. You’re the only one who’s fully on his side. He mumbles these affirmations to himself over and over until he calms down enough to call you, hearing your voice when you tell him that it’s okay and to breathe completely calms him. You bring him a sense of security and peace, something nobody else seems to want him to have. He knows that no matter what, you’ll be on his side. And you’ll always believe in him.
Unfortunately this is also used in a bad way, he often uses those same affirmations to justify his wrong doings. Telling his dad and the pogues that you think he’s a good person and that he just gets shit done. Hence his phrase ‘i’m a proactive type of person okay?’. When shit starts getting really bad, it gets worse. He calls you and completely twists the story, telling you that everyone is out to get him. He’ll ask you for assurance ‘I-I mean i’m a good person okay? I’m just a proactive type of person right babe?’ and again you tell him yes, Sarah is a kid and doesn’t understand what it’s like to run a business like he is and Ward puts too much pressure on him, the pogues have no clue what they’re talking about. You of course don’t know the true reality of the situation, believing Rafe when he tells you his spin on what’s happening. All that matters is you think he’s a good person and he’ll do whatever it takes to keep it that way
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wannab-urs · 11 months
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The Spreadsheet Digest - Vol 12
Hi friends!!
I read a certain dark romance book this week and then also spent some time trying to catch up on all my lovely mutuals' fics (and there were many), so the rec list is only like 9 fics this week. I guess that's still a lot? It's no 27 fics though.
If you tagged me in a fic this week, I'm planning to get to those soon I promise. The actual spreadsheet with all my recs can be found here and the masterlist for my fic recs can be found here.
Anyway recs below the Pedge
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Adversity a Frankie/Ezra series by @the-ginger-hedge-witch
This combo... okay I'll just start with how unreasonably HOT this is. Like you got Ezra: protective, talkative, wild, a little feral, definitely likes to use his mouth, lean and impeccably dressed with that dumb little blond patch. Then you have Frankie: Established Canon Pussy Eating King, def talks you through it, broad shoulders and a cute belly, patchy beard you'd just die to have between your legs, broody boy. So obviously, I'm already about to pass out. And then!! Their relationship with each other makes me feel so many things. The way Ez pulls Frankie out of his fucked up head and the way Frankie settles Ezra UGH. And then!!! and then!!!!!!! The way they take care of reader and the way they all love each other and balance each other out!! The hints of the other TF boys in there is v fun also. I know this series is old, but I am dying for it to be added to. Every glimpse into this wonderful lil throuple was wonderful. <3333
i've got headaches and bad luck but they couldn't touch you - a Joel one shot by @tremendum
Brat tamer!Joel is sooooo fucking hot. This is filthy and I love it!
warmth - a Joel one shot by @grippingbeskar
ooooh i love how at first this is just a sweet lil fluffy thing and then you put *you can stop reading here if you aren't a whore. however, i am, so i will continue* LMAO. I'm obviously a whore so I obviously kept reading. This one is for my thigh riding girlies <333
the worthwhile fight - a Marcus P one shot by @swiftispunk
So glad you decided to write some sweet angel baby Marcus P!! And I love the lil twist with reader being the protective one, because.... I actually cannot see Marcus punching anyone. Like I'm sure he would if he had to, but in my head he's such a soft boy I can't. The smut, as usual, was just absolutely immaculate. Looking forward to more marcus from you maybe...???? (please)
Sparks fly - a Joel one shot by @ezrasbirdie
Ok listen... This is the second anal fic I've read in as many weeks that made me have emotions other than filth... How do y'all keep doing this to me. The story is adorable, I love it!! And then they eat each other's asses and it's hot and it's a good time. Honestly I'd still give this a shot if you're not into the idea of eating Joel Miller's ass bc there's a bunch of super cute interactions and some smut before that happens... If you're a freak tho... this is the one
Just a little taste - a Din one shot by @jksprincess10
I fucking love inexperienced!Din and I love when he tastes pussy for the first time and just goes absolutely nuts. This was so hot ugh.
Fire a Din one shot by @jksprincess10
Din Djarin Fluff Supremacy
Hungry Hearts - a Joel series by @atinylittlepain
Young Joel... in booty shorts... playing baseball??? Being a gratuitous flirt and a total asshole in the most frustratingly charming of ways?? Ok and then... he's also a MECHANIC... Slutty Joel is everything. Oh but let's not stop there! We also get girl dad Joel being the most stereotypical softball parent ever. Sarah and Ellie being so very Sarah and Ellie about the whole thing. Also like if you needed more incentive for some reason Joel gets hit in the balls while being a douchebag. I feel like I'm not selling this as well as I should be, but I don't want to give too much away. It's delightful. Read it!!
Peace - a Joel one shot by @swiftispunk
As a former John Green novel SIMP, I love the living eulogy thing. It has a special place in my heart and I refuse to apologize for that. This fic had me tearing up bc like... Joel Miller deserves to hear how good he is and how much he means to people and he doesn't really ever get that in canon. Not really. I am going to have a literal breakdown bye
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The Appreciation of Fine Liquor - an Ezra one shot by @write-and-buried
poor baby - a Joel series by @walkintotheriveranddisappear
Just a little game - Javi P one shot @walkintotheriveranddisappear
quickie (boyfriend's dad!joel x reader) - a Joel one shot by @joelscruff
𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒆, 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆, 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒎𝒆, 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 - a Dieter one shot by @psychedelic-ink
warm up - a Dieter one shot by @ezrasbirdie
Dieter Bravo x Library AU - a Dieter one shot @fuckyeahdindjarin
Bouquet, Bloom, Blossom - a Dieter series by @mypoisonedvine
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So we've seen how renren and moth text but how do the rest of characters text? Do they have any quirks-- because I noticed that renren doesn't worry about spelling when we texted him for the first time XD it was adorable to say the least
✦゜ANSWERED: This ended up getting a bit long lmao
Ren: Their way of texting is very passive, soft, and "uwu" personified. He overuses the "^^" and ">////<" emoticons to make himself seem cuter, and hardly ever uses full stops or proper punctuation. Only ever texts like this when it involves you.
"*attached image* saw this cloud on my walk today and it made me think of u ^^", "u forgot to close ur window last night! i wouldn't want you to catch a cold >///<", "yeah!! cool! okay!!! i can do that for you, angel!"
[REDACTED]: You'd be lucky to get more than one word from him. He specializes in leaving people on read and replying with the absolute bare minimum. Rawdogs everything (no punctuation, emojis, tone indicators, etc.) and gives zero fucks. They only text like this to people who aren't you though.
"cool", ":/", "hows that my problem", "*read: 2:14PM*",  "? no?", "why are you texting me? tf", "*read: 5:34PM*", "thats cringe", "k", "171.120.123.160 37°49′N 25°45′W <- this u?"
Violet: Overuses the plant emojis but it somehow makes her seem more endearing. Not that much punctuation usage either, and she unknowingly slips in a bit of twitch/streamer lingo without realising it.
"I'm taking 🎍 Glenda 🎍 out for a walk, want to come? 🌷", "Oh! That's pretty pog!" "I can smell burnt food again… Anyare? LUL", "My hydrangeas started blooming! 🌼🌸 Here, I'll send you a pic"
Elanor: It's like she's writing a personal, handwritten letter to you. Lots of thought goes into her texts, as well as proper grammar and punctuation. She doesn't really use emojis, but when she does, it's mainly used in lieu of fullstops.
"Hello MC! I just read your text. Yes, I can cover your shift tomorrow. If you are feeling unwell then please get some rest!", "Please ignore my last text! Those pesky kids got a hold of my phone while I wasn't looking. Do you know how to delete messages?", "Good morning MC 🙂"
Moth: Good luck trying to decipher whatever it is they're saying. 99% of the time it's purely keyboard spam, tiktok/twitter lingo, or cursed meme reactions they scoured off of the internet.
"lKFJSF BABE WAKE UP NEW WEBTOON CHAPTER JUST DROPPED", "my brother in christ u NEED therapy soooo bad /j /lh", "ok but like… it's giving stalker vibes :)" "submissive and breedable??? in MY Christian minecraft server???????"
Leon: Your average texter. He uses somewhat enough grammar and punctuation, as well as tone indicators to avoid any potential misunderstandings. Will always respond to your texts before changing the subject.
"I'm gonna block you fr /j", "Want me to pick you up after work? I'm On My Way! to the libary rn", "Hey do you like this jacket? I can buy it after practice if you want. Figured it was your style :D", "Corporate wants you to spot the difference between me and this crab I found in my bag (hint: one of them is cuter) /lh"
Teo: Vice CEO of leaving people on read, alongside [REDACTED]. He also never seems to respond to the current topic, and instead likes to make it all about whatever is on his mind. Will 100% ask if you want to play 8-ball directly after finding out you just came out of a coma.
"wyd?", "what are you wearing right now?", "I'm bored… come keep me company? 😈💦", "come smash in some taillights with me 🥺 leon and jae already bailed", "🔥🔥🔥" "DELETE THAT LAST IMAGE. DON'T OPEN IT. IT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU"
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kats initial ttpd thoughts
fortnight:
stand out lines: i took the miracle move on drug, the effects were temporary
i like this one. i don’t think it’s my favorite (or i hope it won’t be) but i think the production does do it for me. i was honestly hoping that “i love you it’s ruining my life” would have been in a… better (?) song. this will undoubtedly grow on me but not a great start.
ttpd:
standout lyric: “i’ve seen this episode and still loved the show”
okay “who uses typewriters anyways” is objectively a really funny line. “i’ve seen this episode and still loved the show” im screaming crying and throwing up how dare you put that lyric in a song i have to listen to.
on a different note who tf are dylan thomas and patti smith? am i meant to know these people?
oh my god. the way charlie puth is about to have his career explode. this poor man. i hope he was warned.
CYCLONE!! CONEY ISLAND!!!
oh i like this bridge. also lucy as in lucy dacus?
i’m trying not to be a hater but taylor “now you hang from my lips like the gardens of babylon” couldn’t have come up with a more poetic way to say you put my ring on the finger where people put wedding rings? fr? is this about marty healy? i hope to god it’s not.
mbobhft:
stand out lyrics: “once i fix me he’s gonna miss me” and “there was forever in the heat of my touch, he say forever so he smashed it up”
i was ready to not like this one but im kinda into it. the line “i’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me” is… not something i am ready to unpack. this is a really good song and i will probs have it on repeat for a while but i stg if i don’t hear a song about joe soon im gonna be pissed
down bad:
standout lyric: jury’s still out
this song was not written by a 33 year old. jesus christ. taylor please. STAND UP. THIS IS BAD FOR THE BRAND!! however as a 19 year old: real af.
you loved his indecent exposures? interesting.
this is once again giving situationship. which is insane because JOE WAS HERE FOR 6 YEARS?!? WE DONT GET TO HEAR ABOUT THAT?!? i mean like she is entitled to her privacy but never in my life did i want to hear this much about marty healy
so long london:
stand out lyric: “i didn’t opt in to be your odd man out. i founded the club she’s heard great things about” “you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days”
not the production i was expecting from a track 5 but ill keep and open mind.
fairy lights mentioned!! ttpd bingo moment
i like this bridge tbh. it kinda fucks. “you swore that you loved me but where were the clues” taylor wtf?
two graves one gun?!? oh wow! very melodramatic and i love it
this song is good. very sad so great job! killed it! i’m not crying yet tho
but daddy i love him:
stand out lyrics: Growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all
HEYY RELIGOUS TRAUMA VIBES?!? FUCK YEAH!! FINALLY SOME GOOD RELATEBLE CONTENT!!
this is so champagne problems vibes
“im having his baby! no im not but you should see your face” BAHHAHA taylor wtf
i was hoping for more religious trauma energy than what i got. i had high hopes with that first verse
OMG WHAT?!? MAAM?!? “ID RATHER BURN MY WHOLE LIFE DOWN THAN LISTEN TO ONE MORE SECOND OF ALL THIS BITCHIN AND MOANIN” GIRLY YOUR “BABY” IS ANTISEMEIC?
okay this song is now just funny to me. deeply i would’ve kept this one in the vault but it’ll grow on me
fresh out the slammer:
stand out lyric: n/a
we are starting with the lowest of standards for the record. i do not have a good vibe from this song
its fine. liek it’s not revolutionary to me. like its okay but… why does this beat change like that and did the long prison metaphor help? i think not.
however yeah bring up that he didn’t propose again. love that for you
florida!!!
stand out lyric: well me and my ghost we had a hell of a time
!! what!! “they said i was a cheat so i guess i must be” ARENT YOU THE ONE WHO WRITE IVY AND HIGH INFEDELITY?!? WHAT?!? i am giggling so hard. taylor what are you saying?!?
this song reminded how much i love florence! i mean that woman can really sing
nbnc reference! that was not on my bingo card!
texas mentioned!! slay!!
i love this song. like i fr really like this one. the drums are a bit much but i love how their voices work together! delicious
guilty as sin?
standout lyric: “there no such thing as bad thoughts. only your actions talk” “i keep recalling things we never did”
i like how this one sounds
this song is really good! and bestie i get it! yikes!
this song is really for the girlies who make up fake scenarios to hurt their own feelings and i feel seen
false god references(?)
well terrible job everyone that was a bit too relatable! thanks! i’m going to throw up! or scream! or cry!
who’s afraid of little old me?
standout lyric: “you don’t get to tell me about sad” “is it a wonder i broke let’s hear one more joke” “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”
yay!! she’s doing witchcraft again!! thank god!! levitate queen!!
you should be afraid of little old me was not what i was expecting from this song! but i like it! also i am enjoying this production
“so tell me everything isnt about me but what if it is?” HAHAHH TAYLOR WHAT IS THIS?!?
no taylro they say that you’ll sue them they prublish public information about your plane! so close tho!
jokes aside i like this! this one’s gonna be in my tops i think! it reminds me of tlgad which is one love
i can fix him (no really i can)
standout lyric: “he had a halo of the highest grade, he just hasn’t met me yet”
texas mentioned again!! a win is a win
another song about matty healy?!? must we?!? are we sure? this is proof that any relationship pain is overshadowed by a 3 month situationship
loml: “better safe than starry eyed”
mmm im liking this one!
damn marriage is brought up a lot in the album for someone who wrote lavendar haze
i like that there is the love of my life to loss of my life switch! i was worried she abrievated that for no reason
still alive, killing time at the cemetery is a great line!!
!!! oh!! i wish i could unrecall how we almost had it all! i didn’t think i would like that lyric!! i in fact do.
icdiwabh:
standout lyric: “babe you gotta fake it till you make it and you did”
THIS SONG IS SO GOOD!! OH SHIT
okay now this is my shit. i like how she’s taking about her success and shit
i cry a lot but i am so productive it’s an art is so real
“try and come for my job” yikes.
the smallest man who every lived
standout lyric: “i would’ve died for your sins but i died inside”
this one isn’t doing it for me so far. i’m sure it’ll grow on me but idk it’s not killing it for me.
DID SHE JUST CALL HIS DICK SMALL?!? HELLO?!? good lord i hope that’s what that meant
“you kicked out the stage lights but your still preforming?!?” GOOD LORD TAYLOR! it’s so jover
The alchemy:
standout lyric: “he jokes that it’s heroin but this time with an E”
i had to listen to this song twice cause i could just not lay attention
AYO ITS TRAVIS!! god the next album is gonna have so many football metaphors that i will not understand
this is really cute! i’m on team trayvis
clara bow:
standout lyric: promise to be dazzling
cool! now i’m sad!
as a girl who tries to be something exciting but feels like she never gets there this is very yikes! greta job gang
DID SHE JUST SAY HER OWN NAME?!? SHE NEVER DONE THAT
OH MY GOD
YOUVE GOT EDGE SHE NEVER DID
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
the black dog:
standout lyric:
i am scared!
oh shit! who cheated on taylor?!?
oh wait. maybe that’s not true
i love old habits die screaming! tahts a funky line. i know we already had it but im a fan
!! hoax reference!!
!!daylight reference!!
oh joe. that poor man. they’re gonna kill him.
this is putting a sad spin on some of my fav songs so that’s cool
imgonnagetyouback:
standout lyric: “pick your poison babe, i’m poison either way”
did we need to do this in one word
OH MY GOD
SHE MAKING THE SAME THING AS GET HIM BACK BY OLIVIA RODRGIO
now i personally would’ve rewritten this one or picked a different song but this is a choice
this is a worse versions of get him back! imo
eras fading to gray is a crazy line!
the albatross:
standout lyric: “the devil you know now looks more like and angel”
this is kinda giving cowboy like me vibes but with more unnecessary vocal effects but that does in fact mean that i like it
peace reference?!
idk im into this one i think
chloe or sam or sophia or marcus:
standout lyric: all of them <3
my god this is a long title
oh my god. did she just out joe alywn? what? that can’t be what just happened
“you needed me but you needed drugs more” IM THROWING UP HOW DARE YOU
nobody touch me
“if you want to break my cold cold heart, just say i loved you. the way that you were” okay so now i am crying! hey! tahts cool! in other news put me on watch
this is one of my tops
you can tell cause i’m depressed now
maroon reference!!
okay so i will never recover congrats everyone!
how did it end?
standout lyric: “we learned the right steps to different dances”
i feel invasive listening to this. i didn’t want to hear about matty anymore but this is a lot.
this song is good but sweet lord. this is really sad. which i should’ve guessed but this is not what i was expecting
“D-Y-I-N-G” that was not how i thought that line was gonna end
so high school:
standout lyric: idk man they’re all cute
is this another one about travis?!? yay!!
awww she want to marry him! that’s so exciting!! and also maybe kill him but we do what we can
this is really cute
i’m glad she got this back! cause this is giving very fearless vibes which is perfect! i love that! i love that she’s having the sweet love again! and i’m so glad im not listening about matty! cause that man if the gift that won’t stop giving. no matter what i do. he just won’t.
i hate it here:
standout lyric: “No mid-sized city hopes and small-town fears” “when they found a better planet only the gentle survive”
second time bringing up being a precocious child! not something i thought we would get twice!
this song feels like it’s right off folklore
GIRL WHAT!?! “I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists and getting married off for the highest bid” this is why no one wanted to play with you as a little kid
oh yikes now i’m relating
“i get lost on purpose. this place made me feel worthless” crying in the club once again
she really had to fight not to call him a finance bro
thank you aimee
stand out lyric: “Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman but she used to say she wished that you were dead”
go to jail just for the capitalization
i feel like im missing something
is amiee real? is she a metaphor? is it someone from the rep era? i’m lost
if this is 15 year old beef that is amazing.
“there wouldn’t be this if there hadn’t been you” oh lol that’s so funny.
thank god taylor changed the name! cause otherwise they would kill her!
“and one day your kid comes home singing a song that only us two is gonna know so about you” oh that’s so good. you see i like taylor better when she’s being petty over decade old shit. it makes her more relatable
i look in peoples windows
stand out lyric: “i’m afflicted by the not knowing” “im addicted to the if only”
i love this.
is this the new shortest song in her discography? it’s gotta be. it’s like 2 minutes long
anyways. relatable. killin it
the prophecy:
stand out lyric: “Don't want money just someone who wants my company”
finally a song i can relate to! you know cause im psychic?
“I guess a lesser woman would've lost hope a greater woman wouldn't beg” yikes
oh no. i’m gonna cry. you see now im reminded of why i feel like im never enough. so cool 🤙
witchcraft again!! yay!!
what is gray-ge? gray/beige? was that already a word?
cassandra:
standout lyric: “what does kill you makes you aware. what happens if it becomes who you are”
bffr taylor does not patch cracks in her house
sorry i know tahts a metaphor, allow me to start by being less of a hater
oh i love a call back to the 2016 era. yikes
“BLOODS THICK BUT NOTHING LIKE A PAYROLL” HOLY FUCK WHAT?!?
“when its burn the bitch they’re shrieking, when the truth comes out they’re quiet” lol relatable
peter:
standout lyric: “we both did the best we could do underneath the name moon in different galaxies”
who is peter? very excting!
oh it’s peter pan! that’s cute!
is this about joe? i’m confused? i have no idea who this is about
i liek the piano! i like this more stripped back version
great bridge!
“cause love's never lost when perspective is earned” HEY BRO WHAT
the bolter: “she was leaving it felt like breathing”
standout lyric:
omg hey she wrote a song about me! jk it just started idk what this is
oh no
i cant do this right now
okay so no comment but yeah very relatable! cool! (except i’m not really a bolter now that i think about it. i just think i am. i’m actually not a quitter. im a stick with it person even when maybe i should bolt.)
robin:
stand out lyric: “you have no room in your head for regrets”
i like these a lot better than the first part of this album. i actually can’t tell if it’s a double release or not but i just like these more emotional songs more.
is she singing to her child self?!? is that what happening?!?
crying again.
the manuscript:
stand out lyric: looking backward might be the only way to move forward
my god this is a lot of songs! not complaining but i’m tired
okay i like the piano
“He said that if the sex was half as good as the conversation was soon they’d be pushing strollers” FUCKING HELLo?!? well now i’m in pain slay
this was not what i was expecting at all but let it be known i am crying and im not okay
this song really fucked me up guys
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