#they are holding me hostage

[birdmanstein]

if i ever get bored while scrolling apon the endless waves of tumblr i like to spin the little bubble thing in the corner, idk why but its the perfect thing to distract me for about 20 seconds

#196 #i think im insane #r/196 #shitpost #rule #silly #fear me #i dont know #i dont fucking know #send help #please #they are holding me hostage

[scnrisa]

i keep abusing the symmetry tool on procreate but i wanted a bit of a cleaner design for parker...

and an alt bc u know i can’t help myself.

#╰ * out : mun ⧽ crying over fictional characters . #╰ * parker. : about ⧽ and i’m nothing like you . #THEY ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE

[romanarose]

I am a completely sane person who collects completely sane things

#they definitely don’t all have names #or back stories and personalities #it’s normal I swear #I’m sooooo normal #dolls #doll collection #this isn’t even all my dolls #this is just the porcelain ones #send help #they are holding me hostage

[dykemd]

the best thing about having a little pet in ur house is that one day u will do some random silly thing w them without knowing it will become their favorite thing n now u have to do it everyday otherwise they get upset

#my cat running in front of me n putting his ass in the air so i can spank it he will do this multiple times during the day #my other cat holding me hostage on the toilet so he can take his morning nap on my lap

[bruciemilf]

"Oh har har Gotham is terrible to Joker and that's why he acts the way he does," Gotham worships a hot topic furry with the mental stability of a soggy cracker and thinks a 10 year old vigilante is perfectly normal

#like im.sorry but what the fuck possesses dc writers to depict joker as a biproduct of an intolerant community #that he constantly harms and abuses and generally worsens by just standing there #am i supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont #me personally i think it'd be hilarious if they refused to indulge his pariah complex #collectively they all agree to stop reacting to his antics. oh you're gonna blow up the bank?? haha you prankster #you're gonna kidnap someone and hold them hostage? here let me help you! want me to call batman for you? #hey jokie did you see the game! had a nice weekend? like literally fuck this man lmao #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #text #text post

[themeeplord]

I'm so normal about @naffeclipse's Midnight Eyespots. So normal.

Anyway here's my Mothman Moon design~

#actually I'm not normal #I'm going insane #call an ambulance #THE FLUFF IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE #lack of light #mothman!moon #art #my art #creature design #am I in trouble for simping for moth moon...? is cryptid Eclipse coming after me?!?

[mernaroll]

Sebastian vettel in 2016 stayed BOOKED AND BUSY (he had to speak German with Nico and English to Lewis so they don't have to talk together in the cool down room because the girlies were tussing😔)

#brocedes #war flashbacks #seb was GOING THROUGH IT #they were MESSY messy #the girls are fighting #my divorced parents #Silver War #TM #*shudders* #angsty chaos #like okay dramatic ass #THEY WERE HOLDING DANIEL HOSTAGE TOO #he told me himself #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #formula 1 #mernaroll

[zubneo]

Dude, I'm so sorry

#my art #drawing #art #sketch #zub rambles #me #funny #meme #comic #artists on tumblr #digital art #the hyperfixation got me #im holding my friends hostage over discord

[blueteller]

Me, wondering: Why do I always get a weird feeling when I'm reading "Alver" instead of "Alberu"? It's not like I care about the specific translation all that much, or have a specific association with the name "Alver" or... anything... ... Wait a minute – "Alver"... "Alvin"... chimpunks... squirrels... ... ... Me: ...No wait that pun doesn't even work that well in English since flying squirrels and chipmunks are different words in this language- My brain: DO THE MEME ANYWAY

(Based on this old poster)

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #meme #tcf meme #humor #tcf humor #alberu crossman #alver crossman #this idea was holding me hostage and wouldn't let go #i dont know if i should love or hate my brain sometimes #so much work for a meme just because chipmunk and squirrel are the same word in my language #hopefully someone out there finds this at least a little bit as funny as i do

[scruffiandraws]

Tag two blokes who do FUCK ALL

#older art since school is holding me hostage #2001 a space odyssey #2001 aso #dave bowman #david bowman #halman #hal 9000 #scruffiandrew #meme redraw #tag two blokes who do fuck all #2010 tywmc #2010 odyssey two #2010 the year we make contact

[nighttimenothings]

as a masc, there's something about interlacing my fingers with a femme's that is so personal to me because the contrast of our hands, the shape and feel of them, look so good together. something about my blunt nails and angular fingers against your painted nails and softer hands is so precious and gorgeous.

we're two separate beings, but then we can be in a state where we're so wrapped up in each other we can hardly tell where we start and end, yet here, with our hands clasped, i see how different we are, yet so wholly connected we remain.

i think about rubbing my thumb over the curve of her thumb, slow and steady, just so she knows i'm here, that i'm a constant. i think about holding out my hand asking do you trust me? and she might say yes and i'll hold her hand like i'm a knight, a prince, asking her to dance. my thumb will swipe over her knuckles, and my lips will brush against them too. my lady.

it's the most minimalistic way to be physically touching, and i think it's beautiful that there are so many different ways and reasons we can be holding hands.

#wow i didn't realize i had so much to say about handholding? #have fun with that everyone #GOd that reminds me of holding someones hand hostage in my pocket to keep it warm #that'll be a separate post because i have Thoughts #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #sapphic yearning #wlw yearning #nighttimenothings #men and minors dni

[inky-scrapyard]

More cozy things for emperor and tav

According to the illithiad, mind flayers sleep on moss beds to help keep their moisture. That’s just adorable c':

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 the emperor #illithid #bg3 emperor #mind flayer #bg3 spoilers #the emperor #bg3 art #the emperor bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 ending #help the brainworms are holding me hostage

[paincaat]

in honour of @nunalastor changing their pfp to this i made it worse.

#im not sorry #cursed cat alastor isn't cursed enough yet #cursed cat alastor #nun alastor #alastor #the radio demon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #cursed nun cat alastor #cursed #this is a cry for help #please the cat is holding me hostage #i am going insane

[revenantghost]

I'd say new year new me but let's be real, I am waking up in 2024 right back on my Trigun bullshit

#Trigun #I have NO CHOICE #It is holding me HOSTAGE

[lobstorbisque]

Some doodles of Perry and Theo

And then based on the fighting between Perry and Mia in the background of chapter 91, this was my prediction for chapter 92

#my in laws are obsessed with me #milaowm #Milom #therdeo lapileon #pereshati lapileon #my art #a collection of my doodles for this series #cuz I totally don’t have a bad addiction to these two sillies #HELP THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE

[eggdrawsthings]

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore." ― Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

#another day another Sandman quote that makes me think of them #even when i'm consuming other things they're still holding my brain hostage #my art #din djarin #grogu djarin #clan mudhorn #a clan of two #the mandalorian #star wars #mando #grogu #baby yoda #pedro pascal #the sandman