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redsray · 2 months
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i love the idea of the batfam wearing each other's merch cause like. i know they'd be petty about it. usually they'd wear their siblings merch in (kinda) equal rotations, but they'd change it up depending on sibling squabbles or sibling favours. Tim, walking into the kitchen in a Red Hood shirt: Dick: TIM!? Tim: what Dick: it's Tuesday. you always wear Nightwing merch on Tuesdays. Tim: oh. Tim: you stole my last granola bar, last week. Steph, looking for something in Jason's room: JASON WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S MERCH BUT MINE?! Jason, peeking into the room: i have your merch. in the trash. Steph: WHY Jason: you hit me with a blue shell in mario kart last game night. i'm never forgiving you. Damian, sporting a full-on Red Robin hoodie: Tim: woah. what brought this on? you usually only exclusively wear Batman or Nightwing merch Damian: you helped me take that splinter out of Alfred's paw yesterday. Richard on the other hand has recently messed up my painting palette. Dick, from the other room: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Damian: he'll get over it. Cass, wearing Nightwing merch for the 5th day in a row: Jason: goddamn. what did Dickie do to get in your good graces like this? Cass, smiling: he made me a flower crown Jason: ... that's it? Cass: it was a very nice flower crown. Dick, buying seven Signal shirts: One for everyone. Duke, behind him: Dick, you really don't-- Dick: shhhh, sunshine. everyone will love your new merch. (they all wore exclusively Signal merch for a week straight) Bruce isn't allowed to change up his rotation or not wear someone's merch because he immediately gets accused of playing favourites. He'd rather keep some of his sanity, thank you.
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artxyra · 4 years
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I have another request. Mari and Damian go to the same school. Suddenly a gas enters the school. Girls become a cat for 3 days. Boys are tasked with taking care of the cats and Damian gets Mari. 1st day they bond. (He calls her Angel) 2nd day she makes a robin costume (her logo has angel wings) and secretly goes with Robin on patrol. He gets attacked, she saves him, they love her. 3rd day when fam is out she makes Damian a cake. She turns to normal they become really close. Btw I love your work!
Note: I literally had nothing planned going into this, but once I started writing the story took in the direction that I never had intended but I do like. 
Damian Wayne was already on edge that day. He came to the school with an aura that was dark than the usual don’t mess with me. One dared to go near him, though a series of classmates wanted the school’s sunshine to ease the mess, she was nowhere in sight. In fact, the school is pretty sure they will never meet seeing as she’s been here for over a couple of months and never once had she met a person named Damian.
For Damian, he was on edge because of the night before. Batman and Robin had a run-in with this mysterious new villain and that has everyone on edge. There was no record of this villain and at first, they thought it was Selina, but she was out of the states and no one has heard from her in a while. The only clue they have is that the villain was also enthralled by cats.
So, when a mysterious yellow gas, Damian’s mood went beyond anyone could imagine. The gas spreads through the windows and into the classroom. Panic rose as the gas begins to cover only the females of the school. One-by-one they all shrink to an unbelievable size. Cat’s meow echoes from the gas and as the males swipe away the lingering gas remnants, they are faced with an unbelievable sight.
In the placements of every female in the room are cats wearing the school’s infamous uniform that apparently also shrinks to fit the cat’s bodies. A series of meows to hissing breaks the shock faces of the males.
Immediately, the school heads started to investigate. Using the cats as a base they found out that the girls could stay in this form for at least three days, if not more. After contacting the proper guardians/parents, it came down to those who couldn’t be able to return home due to strict reasons, such as living alone, or strict landlord rules about pets. Those that couldn’t go to their families were immediately assigned a caretaker regardless of status.
Damian at first was conflicted. Yes, he loves animals, but at the same time, there was a risk, his family’s secret. What happens if whoever he gets remembers their time as a cat? Was it that big of a risk? The appropriate answer is yes, but the animal lover in him said no.
“Here you, Marinette, meet your temporary caretaker.” The attendance persons say to the cat dressed in a pink vet with blue trim and the school’s logo on the pouch. He hands the cat version of Marinette to Damian, who was unsure of how to hold her. It’s not this cat is a normal cat, like Alfred.
Marinette squirms in Damian’s arms, he quickly readjusts her before opting to set her down. She flicks her tail across his legs and nods her head. Damian sighs, but not before the attendance person gives him a reassuring smile.
‘C’mon Marionette.” He grumbles walking towards the entrance of the school. Examining his peers, he can tell that some are way too happy about this predicament while others are completely nervous. Marinette, once again, meows gaining Damian’s attention. He looks down to see her playing with his pant legs. Unsure what she means, he picks her up and cradles her to his chest.
“Young Master,” He hears Alfred greets to him. Turning to give the family’s butler attention he tightens his hold on Marinette, who hisses in response. “The school has informed us of our newest visitor, I take it that you have a plan against your brothers.” The look on Damian’s usually stoic face says it all.
Upon entering the Wayne manor, Damian is grateful that his older brothers, aside from Tim, live outside of the manor. He knows that he couldn’t handle the constant amount of teasing that would ensure once word got out.
“Alfred tells me we have a visitor.” Damian sets Marinette down so that he could face his father. Bruce eyes the dark-haired cat before turning his attention back to his son. “Are you sure that is a good idea?”
Damian huffs, absently petting Marinette’s fur. “Of course, it is father. Why wouldn’t I bring her home? She needed a place to stay and after a long hard thought I decided that this was the best fit.”
Bruce curtly nods. “Just keep her away from the family’s hangout.” Damian acceptingly nods.
“C’mon Marionette, I’ll show you where you’ll be staying at. Be warned, that you are not the only cat here. Alfred can be very territorial.” Damian gestures for Marinette to follow. She meows and tots over to Damian.
They walk in silence. Damian was unsure what to say to a person he barely knows, and Marinette just eyes her surroundings.
That night, Damian went out as Robin once he triples checked that Marinette was sleep, but when he came back, he was greeted with Marinette yowling at him to go to sleep. He glares at the female cat as he swears, he heard Alfred the cat laughing at her commands.
The first day with cat Marinette was eventful. Damian was woken up by the lack of air as Alfred the cat was resting on his head. Once he had pried the black and white cat off of him, he is then greeted by Marinette’s sass. She flicks her tail and pries open the door before disappearing down the halls. Damian calls out to her, but it fades with the meowing from Alfred.
Once he made it downstairs, he sees Marinette sitting outside of the kitchen, she is eyeing the sleep-deprived nature of Timothy Drake. Tim was only seconds away from passing out with the steaming cup of coffee in hand.
Marinette jumps onto the table before anyone could scold her and push against Tim’s hand. He absently pets her thinking that it was probably Alfred annoying him. Marinette takes this moment to use her paws to push the coffee mug away from Tim. She looks around the room before jumping off the table and trots over to a cabinet.
Alfred, the human, appears behind Damian humming, he is intrigued. “It seems that Miss Marinette is on a mission. What would you like for breakfast young master?”
Damian murmurs his answer before he is quick at awe with how Marinette was mixing ingredients into a cup. With her nose, she nudges the cup over to Alfred, who picks up but not without petting her head. Handing the newly tainted cup to Tim, they wait patiently with baited breaths. Tim takes a long sip. Light snores then escape his lips as his head fits the table.
Damian stares at Marinette amazed. She lets out a meow and walks over to Damian, who picks her up and exits the kitchen area. Taking a seat on the couch, he begins to play with Marinette. Tapping her paws as she swats at him. Alfred, the human, quickly snags a couple of photos before proceeding with breakfast.
“How did you do that? Getting Drake to sleep?” Damian mentally slaps himself the moment the words left his lips. Marinette meows in response and snuggles closer to Wayne heir. “Maybe you’re not so bad as they say, Marionette.”
Marinette hisses at the male, her eyes becoming slits as she playful claws at him. Damian winces upon the nails attaching to his skin.
“Sorry, Angel.” He freezes in his spot. Never once had a nickname came out so capturing. Sure, he had called people by their last names, rarely their first, but nothing as meaningful as Angel.
He didn’t know how long he kept Marinette in his arms reading a book; however, what he does know it lasted enough time for Alfred to finish breakfast and call everybody down. Marinette’s purrs quickly turn into yowl as she felt her body move from its comfortable state.
Damian pats her head before entering the kitchen.
“Damian!” Bruce shouted upon exiting the dining room. In front of him is Marinette chasing Alfred the cat at high speed. She was jumping and dodging as Alfred was sliding and jumping past the future. Damian had to hold in his laugh when he saw the two cats running amuck. He could hear Marinette’s hissing, which made him wonder what Alfred did to upset the poor cat girl.
“An—Marionette,” He calls out ignoring his father’s Bruce Wayne version of the bat glare. Marinette meows, coming to a stop before jumping into Damian’s arms. She purrs as he slides his hand down her fur.
“Damian, please keep your friends under control.” Bruce then disappears down the hall probably to one of the many secret entrances to the cave. Damian doesn’t speak until he knows he is alone.
“Angel, what did Alfred do to you?” He asks the cat in his arms. Marinette looks to him and meows. “You want to do outside?” Unsure what she wanted, but the head gesture towards the window stated otherwise.
Marinette purrs in delight the moment her paws touch the ground outside the manor. Damian stares at her, curious as to what she’ll do. This was supposed to be the sunshine of their school anyway. Marinette trots off over to a bed of flowers. She sniffs them before letting out a sneeze. Damian holds in his breath, hoping that it would keep him from smiling or awing over the adorable sneeze. Maybe it was the fact that she’s a cat that making him feel this way?
Together they stay outside the manor until it was near lunchtime. Marinette teases him with her tail every chance she got meanwhile Damian was holding in the urge to yell or awe at her. It was becoming a dance of emotions.
“Young Master, your father is in need of your help.” Alfred calls out to him. Damian knowing what that meant, hands Marinette over to Alfred] before dashing off to become Robin. “He’ll be back Miss Dupain-Cheng would you like something to eat?” Marinette nods as Alfred hums his way to the kitchen.
Still sleeping in the same chair as earlier was Tim and right beside him with claws out is Alfred, the cat with a devious look in his eyes. Marinette squirms in Alfred’s, the human, arms. Tim moves just enough to avoid the incoming claw. Marinette hisses at the black and white cat, waking up Tim in the process.
“Uh, how long was I out for?” Tim looks around, wiping the sleep from his eyes. “Uh, who’s the cat?”
“Master Timothy, you’ve been asleep all morning, now would you like anything to eat or join your father and brother?” Alfred asks hoping the third oldest male would choose food over crime-fighting. Tim’s stomach growls in response sealing his fate.
When Damian had returned that night after hours of crime-fighting, he was greeted with the sight of Marinette sleeping on his bed with Alfred, the cat, on the opposite side. Little did he know was that Marinette had wondered around the manor as Alfred, the human, began cleaning.
That night Damian swears he heard voices as he slept.
“Alfred, no~” It was feminine something that the unusual in the manor unless his sister or Selina came by. What follows quickly afterward is a series of meows.
Slightly awoken by the noise he darts upward; a daze looks in his eyes. In front of him are a pair of dark cat ears and long dark hair. Thinking that it was Marinette, he goes back to sleep for the night.
At the start of the second day, Damian was woken up by Marinette purring rather than Alfred smothering him.
“Morning Angel.” He greets the smaller of the two dark-haired cats. Marinette meows sliding her tail against his arm. It was then that he had noticed the change in the outfit the female cat was wearing. No longer was it her school uniform but an updated version of it with a pink ruffle skirt around her waist. Confused, Damian wasn’t sure whether he should question the new information or integrate the cat. Choosing to ignore the outfit change, he begins to get ready for the day.
Marinette sneaks out of the bedroom and down the halls.  
When Damian sees Marinette later that morning, all he could do was groan at the sight before him. It had to be Dick that had entered the manor for the day. Didn’t the oldest Wayne had a job?
“Grayson, what are you doing here?” He asks glaring at the fact that Dick had Marinette in his arms.
“Baby bird, why didn’t you tell me that you had gotten a new pet. I’m sure B wasn’t too happy.” Marinette meows loudly in his arms.
“Tt, she’s a guest, for the time being, Grayson, now put An-her down. She doesn’t like to be held by strangers.” Damian was quick to catch himself saying her nickname. Dick pouts and reluctantly puts the cat down.  
“She’s already better than Alfred, the cat. Which reminds me, Alfred the butler says that breakfast is done if you want any. Timmy already ate and ended up disappearing.” Dick’s reply instantly causes Marinette to run in the direction of the kitchen. Damian narrows his eyes feeling a slight sense of betrayal.
Dick turns to Damian and wraps his arm around the younger’s shoulder and laughs, “C’mon, baby bird.”
That night as Damian was getting ready for patrol, he doesn’t realize the makeshift smaller version of the Robin uniform being pulled out by the teeth of Marinette’s mouth. She tugs against the uniform and slowly puts it on. Trotting over to the mirror, she checks herself out and sneakily follows Damian to the Bat cave.
For a cave full the world’s greatest detective, them not noticing a small cat wearing a cape that has the Robin emblem with addition to having angel wings was the most face-palming feat they have ever done.
Marinette snuggles her way into a hidden compartment on Robin’s motorbike. She waits until she could feel was rumbling of the engine. The engine soon cuts off, popping her head out of the hidden compartment, she looks around. Nothing felt out of place for her. Though she could feel the pulsating effects of the magic with her.
She could still hear Damian checking out the buildings. There is nothing to report on, something she knows the feeling all to well with her time being Ladybug. Late-night patrols were her worst nightmare.
Staying put, Marinette knew she couldn’t move, not just yet. There needs to be the ultimate reason for her to reveal herself. That lasted until the growing sounds of someone grunting and punching filled her sensitive ears.
“Oh, how the little birdy is struggling against someone like little old me.” A voice says off in distance.
Turning her head, she finally sees Robin in the midst of what looks like hand-to-hand combat with this new cat-obsessed villain. She could also see that Damian was struggling to maintain the upper power over the villain.
The villain places Robin and locking hold.
Marinette jumps out of the hidden spot instantly transferring into the catgirl form. Her ears perk at the sound of grunts, she moves quickly to the fighting scene. Incepting the hold, she frees Robin who falls backward.
“It seems my magic has evolved or you’re just a magical being.” The villain murmurs but she was able to pick up.
“It was you that turned the school into cats.” Marinette accuses as she felt her emotions go into over-drive. With heighten senses she engaged in combat with the villain.
The villain taunts her as Robin struggles to readjust himself. The paralyzing effects of whatever the villain holds over him fading away. He could barely hear the sounds of his family over the earpiece as he watches in shock seeing the Angel, he had been taking care of fighting the villain that turned females into cats.
She could feel the magic he was wielding pushing against her own, telling her to revert into her cat form. Pushing against the call, Marinette holds herself firm against the incoming blows.
“Augh, I got no time for this.” The villain waves his device. Marinette hisses feeling the shrinking feeling taking over again.
With a mighty blow narrowly defeats the villain just as the magic turns her back into a cat. Licking her paw, she trots over to Robin and brush against his legs. He is too in shock to do anything.
The next thing the pair knew, Red Robin was cuffing the cat villain as Nightwing and Batman make their way over to Robin, trying to get him to speak. Robin was unsure how to answer any of the questions, he simply just gestured to Marinette.
Marinette’s eyes twinkle as Nightwing takes her into his arms gushing about how great of a cat she is; however, the same couldn’t be said for Batman.
“She saved me, father if it wasn’t for her who would have known what the Cat-caller would have done to me.” Damian finally speaks placing his foot down against his father’s better judgment. Batman tried to up the fact that she knows their family secret, but even he couldn’t deny the possibilities.
Finally patting her fur, everyone knew that she had won over the famous Batman and Bruce Wayne’s appreciation.
When Damian and Marinette had returned to the manor, he couldn’t help but be at odds with her. He didn’t know what to say, to ask even. This cat had saved him, knows his family's biggest secret, and could fight. This was not something he normally deals with within a single day. He watches her as she slept in her little area, wondering what to say to her when she becomes human once again.
Damian falls asleep never noticing the sincere look one eye open of Marinette.
Today was supposed to be the last day for all the females in their school to be human. The girls were excused from the classes however the males were not. It was Tim that left the manor first, then it was Damian and Bruce followed not long after. Alfred, the human, needed to run some errands living the animals alone in the manor.
Marinette could feel the magic effects of the gas waning off. She chased Alfred, the cat, around the manor because he ended disrupting her relaxing time only to be followed by Titus soon after. She had barely spent any time with the other animals over the course of the two days.
Waking up after a quick catnap, Marinette began to realize that she was no longer in her cat form, but in her catgirl form instead. Her ears perk up with an idea. Maybe she should Damian a thank you cake for everything he has done for her. Yup, that is exactly what she is going to do.
Calling for the animals to follow her, she makes her way into the kitchen. Quickly locating the ingredients, she immediately got to work but not before believing she is on a cooking show giving instructions to her audience, the animals.
They all watch Marinette, intrigued by what she’ll make. Titus had nudged her hand a few times reminding her that Damian was a vegetarian allowing her to make the changes quickly before mixing them together.
As the cake baked in the oven, she began mixing a vanilla vegan frosting, a recipe she remembers her parents making when the customer was strictly a vegan. The buttercream came out nice and silky. It wasn’t long before the cake was done and put in the chiller for cooling. Marinette knew that she only made hours before anyone would return to the manor. Hopefully, by then she would have fully reverted to a human.
The cake was done and fully decorated before Alfred had returned with Damian behind him. Marinette, now fully human, smiles at the two with a joy that could defeat all darkness.
“I made you a cake as thanks for handling me as a cat. You didn’t have to, but you did.” Marinette place a quick peck on the youngest Wayne’s cheek before cutting him a slice.
“Uh...” Damian was speechless. Little did he know was that Alfred was filming the encounter with a knowing smirk. Maybe this would be the person that thaw out the ice prince’s cold heart.
“Don’t it’s vegetarian safe, you can thank Titus for reminding me and thank Alfred, the cat, for not attempting to sabotage it while I was baking,” Marinette adds when she saw the look in Damian’s eyes and the way his body language spoke upon being handed the slice of cake.
Together, against all odds, they sat in silence eating their own slice of cake. Alfred even takes one and appraises the young woman about her craftwork. She then explains that her parents owned a bakery growing up and that she’s been baking ever since she could remember.
Properly meet the rest was of the Wayne family was at dinner, when Damian begged her to stay the night to which she turned down on the basis that she needed a change of clothes and that she should go, check out her dorm apartment and make sure everything was okay.
In the weeks that follow, everyone at their school was in shock seeing the ice prince and sunshine incarnated hanging out with one another. No was surprised when the two began dating a couple of months after the cat situation. They were a match made in heaven.
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milk-is-here · 5 years
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Daddy can u write me a story like I did on my blog? But us staying inside during winter and cuddling and drinking hot chocolate. UwU
Sure sweetheart uwu ((btw everyone this is my gf of almost 1 year jojo))
Putting a few more logs in the fireplace and turning around to make sure all the pillows and the blanket fort were still set up, the TV on the menu screen for Moana. Jojo was upstairs getting into her pajamas, I myself having already changed into a warm pair of sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt on top of a tank top.
I walked into the kitchen, my sock clad feet sliding a bit on the tile floor. I opened a cabinet and grabbed our favourite mugs, mine a navy blue with a sea turtle on it, jojo's a mug I made her for her birthday. It had little minecraft flowers on it surrounding the text "Bitch" in a fancy script on a baby blue background. (I've been asking her questions to help fill in blanks and this is what she chose lmao)
I put some milk in the microwave for hot cocoa, reaching into the cabinet above it and pulling out a bag of mini marshmallows and peppermint sticks and placing them on the counter and grabbing a few packets of cocoa powder. Grabbing the popcorn we made earlier, I took the bowl to the living room and put it in the middle of the fort.
Hearing the microwave beep I walked back into the kitchen and took the heated milk out and poured equal amounts into each cup, mixing the cocoa powder into the liquid. I placed more marshmallows on jojo's cup and two sticks of peppermint, while mine had three sticks of peppermint.
Carrying the mugs back to the living room, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend coming down the stairs in her unicorn onesie. I smiled at her as I set the mugs down next to the popcorn and walked over to her, pulling her into a tight hug.
"Hi babygirl, you ready for a movie?"
She giggled and looked up at me with her adorable molten dark chocolate pools sparkling up at me as she nodded rapidly, the hood of her onesie almost falling off. I smiled and held her hand as we entered the fort and got settled, grabbing a couple blankets and layering them on top of us. Passing her her mug, I grabbed the remote and pressed play on the movie, the Disney and Pixar logos lighting up the screen.
"I love you~" I cooed as I kissed her cheek, nuzzling my face into the crook of her neck. She giggled again,
"That tickled!"
I smiled and held her tighter, spending a warm night inside with the love of my life as snow falls gently outside.
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The Package
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The Package
Gif credit goes to the owner. NOT ME. @thegayfleet I think.
(Tom Holland x Reader)
Summary: Being in a long distance relationship is as difficult as it sounds, but Tom never fails to show you how much you mean to him.
Prompt: “I could kiss you right now.”
Warning: Fluff to the ends of the earth, description of bruises, a few swear words, one mention of some sexy clothing.
A/N: This is my first piece of writing ever. Constructive criticism is encouraged in comments. This is also for @lovelyspidey   and @thelazypangolin ‘s February Writing Challenge. Fluff prompt 8: “I could kiss you right now!” Also, if there are any warnings I missed, please tell me. I also based the campus and the dorm layout off of my own college. I kinda went overboard with the gift box and rushed the ending, but you learn as you go. If the links work, you can see the items I’m referring too by clicking on the underlined stuff. REQUESTS are OPEN, and asks are open if you want to talk. BTW the bruises are my arms every Monday night after cymbal practice (it’s an 8 month long try out process). And I KNOW Valentine’s day was weeks ago, but college is hard, so bite me. Italics is Y/N’s thoughts.
Feb 14, 2019. 6:00 p.m. EST
First entering your dorm room since 10 a.m. Not ideal, yes, but you didn’t have to leave for the rest of the night. The weight the day brought upon you showed in your slouched posture as you entered your single room. Pros: getting a single in an all-girls dorm on central campus your freshman year was very lucky. Cons: You had no friends and the nursing building was a 20-minute walk away at least every day (except every other Friday). You unzipped your boots before you stepped too far on the rug and got it wet (unlike your mom). You decided against turning your radiator on in the middle of February since the warm air and peaceful atmosphere made you sleepy and you needed to get some work done.
By the middle of February, you meant Valentine’s Day. It has never been a bother to you before.  Your parents and friends always gave you chocolate, once you got a marvel mug from your parents, and you were relatively fine.  Also, you were a more of an introvert, never dated before, and was very socially shy.  Since you had no one to spend it with, you always viewed Valentine’s day as a self-love day. None of your close friends ever dated before so there was no one to get jealous over, and as you said before you didn’t have friends at college, so it was fine. That was until about 7 months ago. Because 7 months ago is when you got asked out by none other than Tom FREAKING Holland.  
You two had met in a karaoke bar during comic con season just after you graduated high school, but that’s a story for another time. After some nerves were shattered and some bad singing of Bohemian Rhapsody happened, he asked you (stuttering in the process) for your number at the end of the night.
You two had only met the other’s family over face time a couple of times. It was hard trying to meet up with Tom’s schedule being so busy with a bunch of different time zones and you having 18 credit classes to worry about. You don’t know if your family knew he was Spider-man. You know your Dad knew that Spider-man was Peter Parker, but you’re pretty sure he has not seen any MCU movies. You’re confident that the topic of occupations will come up sooner or later.  Tom was staying in the UK for a few weeks before doing more promoting and filming, so you had to call him as soon as you got home from clinicals because it wouldn’t be Valentine’s day in the UK for much longer. 
You opened your laptop that was still on your desk and tried to call the Holland Family. You honestly loved all of them as the brothers you never had.  You just hoped they saw you as the sister they never had. The screen soon popped with your puppy-faced boyfriend. “Hey darling. You just get home?”
“Yeah. I swear to Got it’s snowed more in the past few weeks than it has in all of December. Not much went on today. We helped them set up snacks and played Legos with them.” The clinical you had was working with children after school in a lower income neighborhood. It was safe and decent and that’s all you could ask for. You stood up to get something from the shelf above your desk, revealing your navy blue scrub pants to the camera that had the Grey’s Anatomy logo on it.  You could hear the snicker in his voice as you sat back down.
“Damn you look sexy.” This made you blush even redder than your cheeks were already. Any of his compliments had this effect on you, but he never called you sexy.
“I’m wearing scrub pants. It’s like LITERALLY the most unflattering thing you could pick.”
“You look sexy to me in anything” You’re pretty sure there’s now no difference in a rose and your cheek color right now.
“And even sexier in nothing. Oww!” You couldn’t see what happened until Tom turned the camera to reveal Harry sitting across the table doing something on his computer (probably editing some more photos) while Sam, Harrison, and Paddy were in the background by the kitchen counter. You gave them a wave which they kindly returned.
“Happy Birthday boys.”
“Thank you.” the curly redhead said. You were getting better at telling the twins apart. Harry was the curly redhead often doing anything with pictures. Sam had straighter hair that was slightly darker. They were both equally sweet, as were all of the Hollands.
“Kinda late to be saying that now isn’t it?” Sam snickers back.
“It’s late over there, but it’s early evening here.”
“Yeah, but we were born here, so.” He had you there.
“I got it in before midnight, so it still counts.” You loved all the boys. Their brotherly relationship, as tiring as it may be, always brought a smile to your face.
“The marching cymbals not give you too many bruises this time babe?” That’s when the other boys came from the counter to hover over Tom’s shoulder. You rolled up your left sleeve a little bit more to reveal a collage of red, blue, green, purple, and brown bruises above your elbow. They all cringed at the sight of them.
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“The purple ones are where I pinched a blood vessel. The bruises on my abdomen don’t show as much, but they still are sore. Can I open the package you sent me now?” It was getting harder to hide your relationship from your parents, especially when Tom sends a Valentine’s package.
“Sure love. But first, there’s something at the front door for you.” It wasn’t difficult to realize that Tom had a smirk on his face and was hiding something.
“Okaay… I’ll be back.” You left your laptop open, grabbed your key cards, a jacket, your wallet, just in case, put on your flipflops and went to the front door of your building. Going down the three flights of stairs with sore muscles was still a challenge. When you finally made it to the front door, there stood a man from Panera Bread with your name on a delivery bag. He told you it was paid for over the phone, but you wanted to make sure it was Tom who ordered it and it wasn’t someone trying to poison you (that’s just where your mind went).
“Did you order this Tom?” Coming back into view of the webcam, you could see a proud smile paint his chiseled face.
“Yeah. You...you told me that this would be your perfect single Valentine’s Day...so.” You didn’t remember when you mentioned your perfect single Valentine’s day, but you were intrigued to see if he remembered what you said. You opened the bag to find White Cheddar Macaroni and the Bread Bowl Chicken Noodle Soup. Two of your favorite dishes. You were still in a state of shock, you barely registered what was happening on the other end. “Open the package.” You opened the box and opened a smaller styrofoam container. It had some ice and a Rocky Mountain Caramel Apple, one of your favorite treats that you only got around Christmas. The air had been sucked from your lungs as you kept a big toothy grin on. That was your perfect single Valentine’s day, Panera Bread and a caramel apple.
You opened the Jaffa Cakes, which Tom knows you love, and began to eat those as you went through the rest of the box. The man knows you love your fandoms. The rest of the box consisted of a Doctor Who cardigan, Shuri’s bracelet, a Black Panther Umbrella, a Captain Marvel tank top, a Supernatural pocket watch (because pocket watches are awesome), a Supernatural Shirt, and of course a Spider-Man hoodie. (The links weren’t working, so here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i0PR1zfp4cFV26_8aHyNEM3yf5eY0K80c2RdQuoKBF8/edit?usp=sharing)
There were only two things left and you thought you couldn’t geek and freak out anymore. There was a long thin box with the words ‘Don’t Open This On Camera’ written on it. “There should be one more in there.” You guessed he saw the puzzled look on your face and decided to push what you were thinking aside for the moment.
The last one was a small cube box and you didn’t think anything of it until you saw the other boys enter the camera frame again, all staring at you. You hesitantly opened the small cube to reveal a navy blue felt box. You could tell your vision was already getting blurry with tears and you tried to blink them back. It’s not that you were afraid of crying in front of the boys, you were afraid you were overreacting and it would turn out to be a prank, like a ring pop in the box or something. You popped the box open and what lay inside was simple, but a beautiful rose gold ring. One thread was rose gold and the other was covered in small white diamonds and the threads intertwined to infinity. The diamonds captured the light like the freshly fallen snow that was outside.
By now the tears were flowing freely, you had never been so open with anyone about your likes except your friends, but none of them ever bought you something this meaningful. “It’s uh promise ring.” You had completely ignored the other presence in the room at this point. You stared back into those milk chocolate eyes you fell in love with while your cheeks were stained with tears. “I know it’s early…, but I want you to be mine one day...if you’ll have me that is.” He avoided your eyes while trying to get the words out. You’ve never seen him this nervous.
You gently slid the ring out of the box and on to your left ring finger. How did he get the size perfectly?  “I love it Tom and I love you. Jeez, I could kiss you right now.” He let out a chuckle and you could listen to that sweet melody all day. You lent forward and gave the camera a kiss. No matter how cheesy it was, you kissed him again and again. “Ok, now I definitely have to tell my parents about you. It wouldn’t be easy to lie my way out of this otherwise.”
“What did you tell your parents about me?”
“Well, I couldn’t straight up say I’m dating Spider-Man.” This gave a laugh from Tom and the boys in the background, who you assumed were still listening in. “I said I met someone a while back who is amazing, humble, and presentable in every way. We’ve been dating, but he understands that my classes come first and we only meet up a few times a month.”
“That’s what I told them?”
“It’s not a complete lie.” You say through your teeth.
“You didn’t lie. You just avoided certain truths to manipulate them.” That devilish smile was on his face that told you he was impressed with himself.
“STOP QUOTING SUPERNATURAL AGAINST ME!” This left you both in a fit of giggles for a while longer. It was late in the UK and you had to get homework done, so you said bye to the boys, Nikki and Dom, and one more to Tessa and Tom before kissing him through the screen again.
You started to put away the package and gifts before you remembered the Do Not Open Me package. You take out the long thin box and open it. It’s a single rose. Aww. He remembered my love for Beauty and the Beast. Wait… Why would a rose be in a box? You inspected the rose more carefully and gently graced your fingertips over it. It felt lacy. You started to pull at the petals until the whole rose came out.
“That little shit. Really Tom, sexy lingerie .” You smirked to yourself as you held it up. You knew you had to get him back somehow.
Taglist: @lovelyspidey and @thelazypangolin for their February Writing Challenge. I don’t really have a tag list at the moment, but I’m tagging @sippin-my-milky-tea because I made an effort to tell the twins apart. Also, @lamptracker is my main inspiration, so thanks! Send me an ask if you want to be part of the tag list.
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missmeikakuna · 5 years
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Chad and the Incel Chapter 8
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Rated: M
Fandom: Original Fiction (but inspired by the Virgin vs Chad meme)
Relationship type: Male/Male with a bit of Female/Female (the lesbians are adorable, btw) and unrequited Male/Female (in other words, the guys are bisexual).
Description: Chad is, well, a Chad, or at least he looks like one. He’s got his sights set on the cool nerd Becky and enlists the help of her shy incel ex-friend Noah, offering to help him get the gorgeous girl (Stacy) he desperately wants. Noah is reluctant to help, believing that he will be stuck in inceldom forever, but Chad’s interest in his life gives him hope. When their plans go awry, they start turning their romantic attention towards each other.
Content Warning: Given the subject matter, you can guess that this story has dark themes in it, such as suicide and self-harm (plus the mental health issues that often cause them), sexism, slut-shaming homophobia, biphobia and transphobia. There is also swearing and some mentions of sex but nothing too explicit (hence the M rating as opposed to an Explicit rating).
8th Post: [LifeFuel]  My crush likes me back
Noah rapidly raised and dropped his laptop, standing up and turning away from it. After remembering the price of the thing, he checked it for damages. Upon seeing no problems, he sighed and sat back down.
He put his headphones back on and played the game again. All the cartoonish gun sounds couldn’t drown out the voice in the back of his mind.
What’s with you lately?
He chose to ignore the voice but it only got louder, and as it got louder it pushed him to play harder, firing at everyone. Yes, even his teammates. He wasted bullets on players that couldn’t be harmed by him.
After his team lost the game, he slammed the headphones against the desk. Once again, he sheepishly checked for any damages and found none.
He leaned against the back on his chair and looked up at the ceiling.
The voice had disappeared but was replaced with an image of Chad smirking on the ceiling. He scowled at the image in his mind, only to swallow air when it was replaced with Chad’s fish-out-of-water face.
‘You’re… hot…’
Noah felt a twinge in his heart and throbbing down below. His shoulders became heavy as he unzipped his pants. As per usual, he pictured smoke rising from his hand and tried to ignore it.
After washing his hands, he picked up his phone, scrolled through the contacts and almost deleted Chad’s. His thumb hovered over the screen until he decided to keep it. The voice came back.
You should get a picture of him for the contact.
The thought put even more weight onto his shoulders. As if he was going to do that. It wasn’t like he missed him all that much.
He lied down on his bed, staring at the screen and trying to avoid the contacts app, though naturally his eyes kept going back to that little address book.
He groaned. ‘Fine,’ he hissed to himself. He sent Chad a message.
How are you? Been a while.
Chad replied surprisingly quickly, causing Noah to fumble with his phone after almost dropping it in shock.
Yeah, it has. I’ve been good. I need to go to bed soon so I’ll talk to you at school.
Chad kept his promise and chatted to him during class. At first, the conversation was slow and awkward, both boys trying to tiptoe around the issue of Chad calling Noah hot.
The conversation began to centre around sports, with Chad trying to convince Noah to watch one football game, something Noah had not done since he was eight. He reluctantly agreed on the condition that he watch Chad play first.
At football practice that afternoon, Noah leaned forward with his hands maintaining a strong grip on the metal bar in front of the bleachers. His eyes never left Chad as the player threw the ball with one of his muscular arms.
When practice ended, Noah congratulated Chad on doing well before sneaking out of the bleachers and shuffling to his car. On his way home, he saw a little NFL shop about to close for the day.
He rushed in and bought a generic poster with the NFL logo and a picture of a football. At home he blu-tacked the poster on the wall behind his bed’s headboard. 
He went onto his laptop and looked for ways to torrent NFL games. Instead of studying he ended up watching one and a half games until he fell asleep. His eyes subconsciously sought out the most handsome players and he even found a guy who looked like Chad. 
During the moments the players stopped, fantasies danced around his mind about what Chad would do with him in that uniform of his. At first, these fantasies were purely carnal, though they gradually changed into something a little different.
For instance, he imagined Chad running to the bleachers to kiss him after scoring a touchdown. He thought of the boy training him in football, complimenting his skills. He even made up a scenario in which he tended to Chad’s injuries.
After that last daydream, one question popped into his head.
The fuck is wrong with you?
He woke up late in the morning but couldn’t bring himself out of bed. He just lied there thinking about what those fantasies meant, what any fantasy he’d ever had about a guy meant. It wasn’t like he was gay. As much as women frustrated him to the point of stirring hatred within him, he still wanted them. No, he needed them.
His heart leapt in shock and something that totally wasn’t joy when he heard his phone buzz. It was a message from Chad.
Where are you?
Noah spent half a minute coming up with an excuse.
Sick.
Chad replied with some sad emojis like the normie he was.
I’ll meet you after school to check up on you.
Noah groaned.
You want to catch something?
Chad’s response sent a wave of warmth throughout Noah’s body.
I don’t, but I’ll feel worse if I don’t see for myself that you’re okay.
Noah smiled as he got up and made himself a meal he had learnt how to make from an anime. After finishing off his lunch, he went back onto his laptop and debating (or, to be more accurate, arguing) with someone on an anime forum.
Chad did what he said he was going to do, and quicker than expected. When Noah opened the door for him, Chad asked him how he was.
Noah coughed. ‘Good. I feel better now. You wait in my room and I’ll make us some coffee. You okay with having it black?’ 
‘Yeah, but aren’t you still sick? I should make it.’
‘It’s fine, really.’ Noah nudged him into his room.
Chad spun around on the chair by the desk. As he stopped the chair, his hand slipped on the mouse, moving it enough to wake the laptop from its screensaver mode. A tab showed a forum debate entitled ‘Are Traps Gay?’
When Noah entered the room with two cups of coffee, Chad asked him, ‘What are traps? I’m guessing you’re not talking about stuff used for hunting, unless hunting’s a gay activity now.’ This caused Noah to spill some of the coffee as he slammed the mugs on the desk.
‘N-none of your business.’ Chad took out his phone. ‘Wait!’ Noah shouted as he closed the door behind him. He whispered, ‘Okay, so, uh, in anime there are these guys called ‘traps’ who look like girls.’
Chad joined him in speaking with a hushed voice. ‘Sounds like an insult.’
‘H-how?’
‘Well, a trap means you’re, I don’t know, tricking someone, right? Are these anime dudes who look like chicks tricking people or something? Or is the word a coincidence or something like that?’
‘Well, uh, no, I mean, I think the word comes from that, but, uh…’ Noah looked around the room for a way to change the subject but found nothing. The whispering ended. ‘It-It’s a compliment nowadays!’
‘Really? Doesn’t sound like one,’ Chad said as he shrugged his shoulders.
‘The question isn't really about those guys anyway, so it doesn’t matter if they’re ‘tricking’ you or not. It’s more about if you’re gay for liking them. They’re, uh, popular with dudes.’
‘Sounds pretty gay to me.’
‘It’s not! Absolutely not! You think some faggot would be into anime characters who look like girls? No, it’s the realm of the straight men. Only straight men can appreciate these beauties.’
Chad stood up and leaned closer to Noah. ‘So you’re into dudes?’
‘No, it doesn’t count, it doesn’t-’
‘Would you fuck a real-life guy in a dress?’
‘Uh… n-no…’
Chad smirked as some mysterious, much more confident force possessed him and made words he never expected to say spew from his mouth.  Perhaps it was Noah’s relatable nervousness that made him feel oddly safe. He put his hand between Noah’s shoulder and his neck, lightly rubbing the area.
‘Would you fuck me if I looked like a girl?’
Noah didn’t respond, at least verbally. He just stared at Chad, who leaned closer and drank in the delicious sound of his heartbeat.
The stare lasted a good twenty or so seconds before their bodies joined together in a heated kiss. As Noah panted with desire, the zest of ginger and the scent of honey from his lunch lit up Chad’s mind, as did his partner’s heartbeat, which continued to get louder and faster. Chad’s heart and breaths quickly matched him as he held his cheeks, his thumbs stroking the hair in front of his ears. He continued kissing him even as he started becoming more aware of what he was doing, as any fear he could possibly feel was replaced with the endorphins he usually got playing football.
Part of him had expected an overly slobbery kiss, so he grinned when he noticed that this wasn’t the one he was having. Noah’s lips were a little rough but Chad enjoyed every inch of them. Noah’s skin was hot and, in contrast with his lips, soft. 
He pushed Chad onto the chair and stuck his tongue in his mouth, reaching for the taller man’s coat to take it off. Chad shivered at this sudden display of dominance and helped him fling off the coat. Noah only let go of him to turn on the CD player and soon the sounds of their kiss were hidden under the swelling of a boisterous symphony. They moved to the bed, grasping at each other’s clothes to remove them as quickly as possible.
The air was filled with heavy breaths that gradually slowed down. The duo felt almost sick from the smell of the room. The CD player finished its current track before Noah turned it off. He turned until his back was facing Chad, who placed his hand on the shorter man’s hip.
‘How was it?’ he murmured. Noah shrugged, refusing to look at him and yet again focusing on his own hands as if smoke was emanating from them. ‘That bad, huh? Sorry, I’m new to this. That was my first time.’
Noah rolled back with the speed of a tumble dryer. ‘The fuck are you talking about? There’s no way you were a virgin. What about all those girls that throw themselves at you?’
‘What girls?’ 
Noah stared at Chad like the man was high. Chad stroked his hip with his thumb as he said, ‘And besides, even if I did sleep with girls, it’s not like that would prepare me to sleep with a guy. I doubt many girls would be interested in doing what you…’ He laughed nervously.
Noah covered his eyes with his bangs. ‘Oh. Yeah. Speaking of which, are you… sore?’
Chad shifted his butt on the bed. ‘A little. Maybe we should have done more prep.’ He reached underneath the sheets and pulled out a bottle. ‘This is pretty good stuff, though. And the condoms… why’d you have these on you?’
Noah gulped, staring at the ceiling, then the door, anything to prevent him from having to look at Chad.
‘In… in case I needed to use them… with a girl. I bought them when you made me think for a second that maybe I could actually get a girl.’
Chad sighed. ‘Yeah, so, uh, what exactly are we? I mean, are we… what’s it called… bisexual?’
Noah pulled the sheets up despite showing no shame a few minutes earlier. ‘No way,’ he said with a shake of the head like a dog leaving a bath. ‘This is… fucked. I shouldn’t have… we shouldn’t have… Let’s just forget about this. It never happened, alright?’
Chad dropped the bottle and looked down at the sheets with a frown. ‘Was I really that bad? Or couldn’t you picture me as a girl? Maybe you are straight after all-’
‘You were fine!’ Noah snapped. ‘And I didn’t imagine you as a girl. You were… okay. It felt good.’ He looked at the evidence of this: the condom in the bin. ‘It’s just that… my first time wasn’t supposed to be ‘okay’.’
‘What’d you expect it to be like? It’s not like either of us are very experienced.’
‘I don’t know. Just better. It almost feels like nothing happened. I mean, for Christ’s sake, I lost my virginity! That’s a big deal, isn’t it? It’s not like I can undo it.’ Noah tightened his grip on his sheets until his knuckles turned white. ‘So why don’t I feel any different?’
With another sigh Chad turned around and got off the bed. Unsure how to reply to that question, he asked Noah where the bathroom was but, before Noah could answer, they heard a knock on the door. 
‘Noah, are you decent?’ a feminine voice called out.
‘No!’
‘Well hurry up and get dressed. Family meeting.’
Noah looked from side to side in thought before shoving Chad in the closet and pulling the quilt over the sheets to hide the evidence. He picked up the clothes he wore from before and threw Chad’s clothes into the closet.
‘Family meeting? Since when do we have those?’
‘We do now! Your father and I can’t decide on dinner.’
Noah pulled his jeans up, trying to ignore the sudden stickiness of his underwear. ‘Well, decide for yourself! You don’t need me.’ Chad felt his heart twist but he focused on his task of putting clothes on while cramped in a closet. Noah threw a shirt on and opened the door just a little, not so much as to show what was on his bed.
His mother pinched her nose. ‘What’s that smell?’
‘Nothing! I’m sure it’s nothing.’
After hearing the door slam shut, Chad made his way out of the closet, picked up his bag and coat and snuck out of the room. He tiptoed through the living room. He locked eyes with Noah, who gave him a deer in the headlights look. His parents turned their heads and Chad ducked down behind the couch, holding his breath. His heart sped up as he crawled to the door. He looked at Noah one last time and put his hand on the door.
Noah looked in the opposite direction and yelled, ‘Did you see that? Mittens just jumped for no reason!’ Chad opened the door. ‘I think she saw a mouse!’ Chad closed the door behind him and slowly exhaled. 
Once the family meeting ended, Noah took to Incels.me and discovered that the website was gone. He was fuming when he learned that it was taken down. He searched around for a replacement and quickly found one. He joined it under a new username and began to write, changing Chad from a ‘he’ to an unnamed ‘she’.
Rotcel2003- [LifeFuel] My crush likes me back
Well, this is only half life fuel. On the one hand, I just slept with my crush. It was fairly good, and she’s pretty hot, but it wasn’t life-changing. It kind of makes me question why I was so obsessed with losing my virginity. Is this really the life of an ascended incel? I don’t know. 
I can’t help but wonder if it was worth doing stuff with her. I mean, what kind of femoid would be into me? She clearly has low standards to date a sub-3 like me. And it’s even weirder when you consider that it started with us talking about anime. She doesn’t even watch anime! Plus, we were talking about traps, not exactly prime normie material.
So yeah, I’m conflicted.
When Noah went back onto the post, he was shocked at the influx of replies calling him a bluepilled cuck and saying he was bragging. Someone even accused him of being a normie trying to pass himself off as an incel.
It was that night when Chad decided to look up this whole incel thing. He came across the same forum Noah visited and saw a post about a discussion of anime ‘traps’ leading to sex.
His fish-out-of-water eyes returned. 
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i’ve been restless ever since i know that u also used to be an exo-l 🤧 u could say im an ancient one, i still have those fkin ‘WOLF’ caps and bags with EXO logos as big as peppa pig’s nosetrils (nah her nosetrils arent THAT big but idc idc) 💀 i used to think that i looked so cool as if im the regina george of my school ok stahp i dont wanna remember dis anymore 😭 have u ever written any fics about any particular exo member *wink* baekhyun *wink* ?? do tell me if u do or im diggin itttt 😈 yk all this time im so dumb i thought ur profile pic was yunho with a bucket hat gawd it’s baekhyun isnt it 😔😫 btw to answer ur question, yes its ‘this youth of craziness’ that turned me into beautiful woods and i thank you for that 😻
- 🤑
STOP ME TOO i was in the ancient era 2012 😭😭😭 NAURRR U HAVE THOSE PLS FBNWDNE LMFAOOOO REGINA GEORGE WITH EXO WOLF MERCHES PLS🔫🔫🔫🔫😭 stop bc i was gifted like mugs with exo printed on them it was so trashy but i had to accept it <////3
i used to write for them actively!!! i do have a baek fic in my drafts, toxic relationships 😩😩😩 most of my exo wips r now atz fics but revamped fbdbdb omg have u read any new exo fics???? ive read ALL the older ones and now can’t find the good ones dbdb
LMFAOOOO NOT YUNHO YES ITS BAEKHYUN DDJDJ omg im so glad u read that one shot instead of that disgusting series, i love u for that, u are a beautiful woods indeed <3333
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Ep 1-3 Random Thoughts
It’s fucking long. You’ve been warned:
ONE— NEED MORE MADI
Clarke emerges from the rubble after a month. We don’t see her use the radio until she gets to Arkadia. So we don’t actually know that she was radio-ing him for 2,199 days. We don’t know how long she was unconscious or if she had a working radio immediately after Praimfaya. The radio is a mobile one, looks beaten-up… either it came from the Rover or it came from Arkadia. She was still radio-ing him for a long-ass time though.
And she was radio-ing Bellamy. She refers to Monty and Raven in the third-person and she’s not likely to be chatting to Harper, Murphy, Emori, or Echo instead of Bellamy.
Loved that we see Jasper’s things. I’m hoping for a moment between Clarke and Monty where she gives him those things.
The editing— they are so not being subtle with that Bellarke business.
Murphy hates himself and, as Bellamy points out, likes playing the hero because it’s redeeming. He doesn’t know what to do with himself or how to feel when he can’t do that. I wish there was more growth with him after 6 years but I hope this means we’re gonna see all that growth this season.
Madi was hiding under the floor of the trailer. She’s definitely meant to reflect/contrast Octavia.
Madi’s hand shook when she shot the guy.
Monty is NOT gonna be down with the ground politics and the things they’re gonna have to do. Bromance with Zeke, pls?
That foreshadowing with Becho tho.
TWO — KICKASS ROMAN TERROR-QUEEN 
Really really interested in the rumours Abby hinted at. Love getting Ark history. Definite foreshadowing.
Niylah and Octavia… not sure what’s going on there. How’d she know about the book? She also didn’t want to leave when Octavia tried sending her away for her safety.
I like Jackson and Miller but when the revolt happens… they hadn’t been down there long. They’re sure moving quick with the I-love-yous. Hope they last.
The “choose” scene— kick ass, well-edited, loved Octavia here.
Surprised by how Jaha died. I knew they’d make him a hero but I expected something much more dramatic and quick. I was surprisingly emotional over it.
They never address what they do with their dead (Side note: I hope they keep Jaha’s ashes/bones/whatever and he eventually gets to be buried with his son.)
Indra thinks of Octavia as her daughter, and now her actual daughter is interfering in that relationship. Gaia obviously becomes an influence on Octavia— how will Indra’s relationship with O change? Potential conflict.
Octavia took the Roman thing and fucking ran with it. It’s a connection to her brother but in a really unexpected way. (I’ve said before that I think Octavia’s arc will in some ways reflect Bellamy’s in S3b-4a but she’ll reach a far different conclusion than he did.)
Most annoying thing for me is that Octavia keeps getting new titles. 
THREE— THE BEST YET
Murphy knew wtf he was doing bringing up Clarke. The little shit, I love him.
4 PHDs? I love backstory.
Madi is not on board with Clarke’s actions and I can’t wait to see how that plays out when things get really bad.
I’m LOVING the parallels with s1— Diyoza’s speech, Clarke’s silence, the impaled newcomer.
Anyone else think Raven is gonna have a field day with these new weapons? Imagine how she could adapt them.
Murphy wants to be a good guy but has never felt or been treated like the good guy. He tries to do the honourable thing and it ends up screwing him over. This dude TRIES and has no luck. That being said, him being left behind with Raven will give the audience a chance to see how they’ve evolved and hopefully will give us some spacekru stories.
But I’m guessing they’ll come down soon so the setup for Raven-Zeke can happen (What is their ship name, btw?)
Madi was way more confident killing this time (and multiple people!) but I feel like she’s gonna have a moment later when she just cannot deal and her turmoil will reflect the things Clarke and Bellamy went through. (Please tell me they do the parental thing and counsel her through it? A la Kane to Bellamy and Abby to Clarke)
Ok but the framing and blocking for the Bellamy-Madi meeting is so important.
The hilarious thing about the Bellamy-Madi meeting is the way it was edited makes it seem like they just ran off together to save Clarke without a backward glance at the others, just abandoned them in the woods.
Bellamy couldn’t even THINK to ask about his sister, who he’s been desperate to return to. “What? No, how can that be?” -- I don’t think this question is about the bunker
That mug! The mug had narrative significance, yes, but it could have said ANYTHING. They could have made it blank, or had the Eligius logo, or anything else. The fact that they made it say that is just…extra.  It’s not coincidental, the writers know what they’re doing.
They’ve seen each other for 2.2 seconds and there’s already been a declaration. I know everyone said things would be fast this season but damn.
Up until this point, they’ve never outright stated how much they care for each other. Other characters have implied it, they’ve done things that implied it, and they’ve hinted at it with things like “I can’t lose Clarke”, “I need you”, etc. but never a confirmation of “Yes, I care about this person. Absolutely.”
“She must be important to you.” This was a statement, not a question. Rhetorical. He didn’t have to reply but he did.
Clarke wasn’t really mentioned by spakekru in ep1. This episode, she was mentioned repeatedly (mainly by Bellamy). The sudden change from no mention of her to the constant reminder of “Clarke died for us, I left her behind”, etc. in the first half of ep3 is meant to emphasize their later reunion. Bellamy mourned Clarke, he felt guilty about leaving her…. and now he returns to find her alive but in danger and he’s thinking “I can’t lose her again..”
It’s a slightly more level-headed concern and need than his absolute desperation in rescuing her from Roan in s3.
The fact that it’s Bellamy alone that goes to rescue her is so important.
Eligius is morally grey, yes. But one thing everyone forgets when comparing their version of morally grey to the main characters’: Bellamy, Clarke et al did shitty things mainly because they were in life or death situations. Eligius is full of people who did shitty stuff before the world ended. What I’m gonna enjoy seeing is how the show is gonna separate the super fucked-up prisoners from those who, like the MCs, did shitty stuff for good reasons. And to see what these super fucked-up prisoners will mean for their survival because they’ve never yet faced an enemy that was actually evil (as in kill-because-they-love-it evil).
Every second of this was a gem.
Things I want to see going forward:
Clarke and Monty reunion. Talking about Jasper with each other.
Raven and Murphy learning Clarke is alive. Bellamy has to have a way to communicate with Raven to tell her if she needs to pull the plug on the prisoners or not. So I imagine him radio-ing her and revealing what happened. And Clarke getting to talk to Raven and Murphy.
How Raven and Murphy react to Madi. 
Bellamy and Madi interaction. Lola said Madi views him as a hero, we need to see more of this.
Bellamy at some point talking to Madi about Octavia.
Kane or Abby reacting to the knowledge that Bellamy and Clarke were separated for six years.
Eligius having an “oh shit” moment when they see Octavia do something badass.
Murphy’s friendship with Raven. Murphy’s friendship with Echo. Or Clarke. Or Bellamy. I want John Murphy to have friends.
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What's the latest on your 🇲🇦 boy toy?!
He’s not my boy toy. I would like him to be. If he wanted. But anyway.
Today he said 5 words to me, two of which were “hello”, but I’ll do the whole story.
I go over after F1 qualifying, and he was straightening chairs right by the door when I walked in, so I waved. I think he didn’t immediately recognize me because I had my sunglasses on, but then he was like “Hello, how are you?”. I think I probably said “I’m good, how are you?” Honestly don’t remember if he answered. I was walking by, to my usual spot, from which I can see all the TV’s. I was a little disappointed that he didn’t immediately stop what he was doing and go make me a cappuccino but ya know, whatever. Then the Babysitter comes over to make small talk, and I was telling him how my week WENT ON FOREVER AND WOULD NOT FUCKING END, and he told me how they were super busy last night even tho we had cray cray weather. He asked if I wanted a cappuccino. Obvi I said yes. Then he went to tell the Pacifier to make it for me but he was already doing it. He gave it to him to bring to me though because he was busy. 
Then it was like I was invisible to everyone there for a really long time. Usually the babysitter comes over to chit chat a lot, or at least asks if I need or want anything. I finished my coffee and my water too and I wanted lunch but he disappeared for a while and the manager lady was covering for him and I didn’t want to have to walk her thru the specifics of my order, so I just waited. Then, just when I’m beginning to wonder if the Babysitter is actually really offended because I made it pretty clear last weekend that he has no chance in hell and the shy kid can get it any time, the Babysitter brings me a self-made cappuccino and apologized in advance that it wont taste as good as when the Pacifier makes it. I laughed and said thank you and ordered food.
Perhaps now is a good time to mention that the staff switched from wearing black long sleeve button up shirts, black ties, black pants, and black shoes every day, for all shifts, to wearing these ugly black t-shirts with the restaurant logo on the front and back. This happened on Monday. I noticed the guys outside in them. The Pacifier was there. I didn’t expect him to be. I didn’t want him to see me, so I kind of sped by there when I went to the grocery store that night, and didn’t get a chance to check out his arms. Today I did, of course. He doesn’t have secretly ripped upper arms. I’m beginning to wonder how he’s even strong enough to poor four bottles of champagne above his head at once. I also finally remembered to check out his shoes today. I expected beat up black sneakers. It was well worse than that. They’re really bad. If I were his gf, I would get him new ones. Anyway.
This is where the weirdness of the day begins. Maybe you can make some sense of it. 
I’m really nursing that crappy Babysitter-made coffee because it sucks, when I notice that the Pacifier is doing things over in the espresso machine corner. He’s making a drink. The Babysitter notices this too and asks him who its for when he grabs an Ashley-sized mug (no one else gets it!). The Pacifier appears to nod in my direction and tell him its for me. The Babysitter laughs and says something, probably that he already gave me my second one, and the Pacifier says something back, and I dunno what’s really going on there but I assume the Pacifier was just being his usual sweet self and trying to look after me, and the Babysitter was prob teasing him. His brother was there too. I’ve decided the person related to him is definitely his bro. They have the same lack of chin. He’s now The Brother™. So then the Pacifier leaves the little tiny espresso cup on the machine so it can finish dripping in there, and leaves the metal cup full of delicious and dense milk foam waiting there too, because he has to go deliver a bunch of drinks to a table at the front. 
While he’s doing that, I stop paying attention to the whole thing, and then all of a sudden the Brother is bringing me a fully assembled cappuccino in the Ashley-size cup, and he realizes I already have a nearly full one, and he’s like “Oh, you already have one! The Babysitter said you needed one.” He was kind of laughing. After he put it down he walked away and continued laughing and told the Babysitter I already had one. Then the Babysitter hurries over to me and asks me what the Brother said, like he was worried. 
I said, “He said you said I needed another one”. And then the Brother is standing right next to me, and the Babysitter is like, “Do you know the Brother?”, and I’m like, “no, not really,” and turning back and forth between them because one is standing over my shoulder and the other is behind the bar. Babysitter goes, “Brother, introduce yourself to Ashley”, but Brother is already kind of walking away. Incidentally, his cappuccino is halfway between the Babysitter’s shit one and the Pacifier’s delicious one, but maybe that’s just because the Pacifier made the components and he simply assembled it. Anyway. I then ask the Babysitter why I needed another one, and he acts like he doesn’t understand, and then he’s acting all stressed and tired, rubbing his face, and he said, “He made it- what’s his name-” while nodding at the Pacifier, who was walking behind me but on the other side of the wall, in the dining room. “It’s better,” he says. I just shrugged.
Now I’m all curious about what that was all about. Why was he so alarmed about what the Brother might have said to me? Why did he tell him to introduce himself? He’s always doing that, btw. He’s always telling people to talk to me, or sit with me. It was weird today. I feel like he’s now actively intervening *against* the Pacifier instead of on his behalf. It’s confusing. I dunno. 
I left a while after that. Then I went running on the mall with BF and when I was walking home, in like tights and two sweaty tank tops and stuff, the Brother was delivering plates to the table at the end of the patio like right as I was rounding the corner. He looked right at me and I think at first wasn’t sure if it was me (bc I’m fat and sit at their bar all day I don’t exercise, I guess?), and then he seemed kind of surprised when I held my hand up to acknowledge him. He didn’t know I was looking at him looking at me, because sunglasses. Then hours later I have to walk by there twice to go to and from the grocery store, and the two of them were out there both times and I deliberately didn’t even glance in that direction because jeezus I don’t want it to look like all I do is walk by waving at them. 
After dropping my groceries at home I needed to go back across the street to CVS, and again I kind of motor past the patio so as not to see them/be seen. On the way back, I see legs and shoes of someone sitting on the little ledge in front of the restaurant, and its THOSE hideous shoes, and then it’s Pacifier’s weirdly sexy hands playing with the phone (You can’t see the rest of the person sitting there because part of the wall sticks out). So I’m like great, two weekends in a row it looks like I’m fucking stalking this poor kid, even tho it was 8 at night and last weekend it was 11 and how the F am I supposed to know their schedules anyway? So as I’m walking by he’s looking at his phone and I’m looking at him bc you can’t walk practically over someone’s feet and not acknowledge each other but he doesn’t seem to see me because he’s looking at his phone but he looks up just in time before I’m completely past him, and he said “Hello!” and I just smiled and waved because I’m playing it cool like I don’t desperately want to sit next to him and interrogate him about his entire life in a cute but slightly obsessive way. 
Never ask a writer to explain the full story, man. It was 5 lousy words today and look how much explanation was involved. 
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Spreading the Word About Diabetes — Through the Blue Circle
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Spreading the Word About Diabetes — Through the Blue Circle
National Diabetes Awareness Month is over, but it's never too late to Unite Behind the Blue Circle for diabetes advocacy!
We're counting our Blue Circle campaign as a success, for the following reasons:
- over 3,300 people signed the petition calling on all major U.S. diabetes associations, including the ADA, JDRF, and AADE, to recognize and help promote the Blue Circle as the universal symbol for diabetes awareness. Our parent company Alliance Health Networks will be forwarding these signatures in print form to key leaders in those orgs within the week.
As a reminder, here's what we're urging them to do:
display the Blue Circle logo prominently on their home pages, with an explanation of its meaning;
add Blue Circle items to their gift store items, such as T-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers;
use it as the overarching symbol whenever there are multi-organization alliances;
use it as the overarching symbol for National Diabetes Awareness Month and associated outreach; and
display the Blue Circle prominently at their annual meetings and professional events.
- Medscape ran a pretty in-depth article (which we had a hand in 😉 ) about the Blue Circle and IDF's World Diabetes Day campaign. This is a great channel for making healthcare professionals aware of these efforts.
- NPR did a nice post on their health blog about how using a universal symbol for diabetes, like the pink ribbon for breast cancer, could potentially make our cause an equally familiar "household name."
Over at DiabeticConnect, we selected five random winners from the folks who signed the petition. Each of these lucky advocates will receive a collection of Blue Circle wrist bands and lapel pins to share with their friends and family:
C. Wilson, LaFollette, TN
G. Kerr, Odenville, AL
E. McKoy, North Carolina, NC
J. Bates, South Charleston, WV
J. Smith Jr, Chicago, IL
Congrats!
On top of that, we here at the 'Mine have been pushing IDF to help us make more Blue Circle merchandise available for sale here in the U.S. Unable to obtain official sanction from them, we've decided to "go rogue" and offer our own version of non-branded Blue Circle awareness items via CafePress, like this iPhone cover:
Our new Cafe Press shop offers a variety of these "Ask me what it means!" Blue Circle items, including T-shirts, a coffee mug, an apron, and a gym bag. All proceeds will be forwarded to IDF, so go do some Holiday Shopping, please!
In addition, we've been really happy to see other patients all around the country launching their own flavor of Blue Circle campaigns, for example:
Lee Ann Thill's World Diabetes Day Postcard Exchange. What a fun way to connect with PWDs around the world! Here's the postcard I got from my new PWD pen pal Susannah, from Australia:
Thanks, Lee Ann!
Passionate D-Mom Diane Pridmore, who along with two other D-Moms has just launched something called the Blue Heel Society. Their mission statement is "to deliver a clear, united voice via organized assembly within our own affiliation, and also at local and national gatherings, events, conventions, and other venues, helping to dispel myths, offer education and to champion the needs of people affected by diabetes."
Now we're not sure that high heels work for everyone, but we love these ladies' message of a clear, united voice for diabetes awareness, and using Blue as the theme color!
It all comes down to this: Know Thy Illness Symbol, if you want others to recognize and act on it, too.
btw, just last week on Dec. 1, it was World AIDS Day, and boy, was that all over the mainstream media with celebrity spokes-folks Bono and Alicia Keys appearing on Good Morning America, The Daily Show with John Stewart, and more. Wouldn't we like to see a superstars video like this one for our cause next year?
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