#Chad and the Incel

[blorbopolis]

desensitize your wizard bomb early and often

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #i wouldve played bg3 way hornier if gale wasn't so chaste. AH WELL #early game gale is like “wait 'wizard' is slang for incel?? wtf that's not fair” and then proceeds to have the most chaste romance #yeah bud. wizard means incel #what if gale fucked way more than any of his wizard colleagues but that still means he didnt get laid til like 25 #and he's convinced he's a total chad in normal society #anyway happy valentines lol #sune

[socialistexan]

Absolute GOAT.

#trans #transgender #nonbinary #lgbtq #lgbt #chad jlc vs incel jkr

[bogleech]

"this is why we can't have nice things" is a foolish and backwards principle anyway. If something can be easily ruined by a child then it isn't nice at all, it is pitiful and embarrassing. Praise your child for culling the weak.

#“nice dishes” should mean dishes i can run over with my car and still use #you're mad at your tiny baby for defeating your lowly coward glassware??? #the chad toddler versus the incel antique vase

[faelapis]

what i understand from youtube is that steven universe is actually the most powerful cartoon of all time.

every single cartoon thats ended after SU have killed its bad guy to prove it wrong. they only exist to react to it. SU has also created a powerful time loop, where every youtuber constantly craving a new cartoon to do the bold, new, revolutionary thing of owning SU by killing its villains. it doesn't matter how many cartoons have already done that. its always new, and its always important. its an endless ouroboros cycle of needing a new cartoon to be the first ever to not forgive. the cycle will never end. the youtubers never have the faintest recollection of other cartoons demonstrating how common it is to kill the big bad. its always something new. bold. refreshing.

steven universe is always defeated by every new cartoon, but the defeat never lasts. SU always rises again and must be defeated anew, for the very first time.

steven universe is dead. long live steven universe.

#steven universe #gif / #chad incel meme that people love to make SU the incel of except its chad SU being alone in giving its big bad a chance at redemption vs #every other cartoon & cartoon youtuber crying about it forever and never getting over it

[capripian]

i'm sure other people have talked about this but man. ling yao's turn from comedic relief to a serious character being lan fan's injury. him taking off his jacket– gold, decorative, happy-go-lucky– to bandage her wound. and for the rest of the series he wears black, because once lan fan is injured he finally starts taking the threat of amestris seriously.

#my post #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #ling yao #lan fan #don't even get me started on the fight itself #tactics serving as a method of characterization. #the chad ling noblesse oblige vs the incel bradley realpolitik #also this isnt intended as ship but i dont mind if you tag it that way ig

[mandorways]

I can't believe I'm reading a novel about incels getting married to their favorite imaginary alpha males

#which is I believe the ultimate incel fantasy considering their weirdly detailed obsession with 'chads' #svsss

[mwagneto]

tardis/drag queen comparison omg....

#chad james goss drag queen tardis vs incel neilman hot woman tardis that wants to fuck the dr #top 10 sentences to explain to a medieval peasant but whatever #doctor who #dw lb #14th doctor #the giggle

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Okay so NO ONE JUDGE ME OVER HERE. But I've been reading some chethan fics... And I've had some thoughts. (Obviously, spoilers for Scream VI).

It really just happened by accident, there was that fic that popped up on the Avatar ao3 page someone wrote of the Avatar characters reacting to Scream VI, like an alternate version of Spider. In that fic I don't believe Ethan is ghostface, but I don't remember fully.

So I had known in passing people shipped Ethan and Chad, and I got curious as to their Ethan isn't ghostface versions, because as I said in a post recently that movie was held up by fantastic action scenes and great ideas, and dragged down by some weak ghostface reveals. Especially when compared to how strong the reveals were in Scream (2022). Anyways, I found some really interesting stuff on there, fics where Ethan is not ghostface but Quinn and his dad are, making it like a massive betrayal, and usually the dad and Richie were super abusive to Ethan and what not. I find that kinda interesting as a plot, it makes it like ghostface Richie was his tormentor for decades before he ever was to the core four, but he's still a suspect and they still can't trust him fully. I don't know, I think it makes it more complex and better motivations for the killers, the screenwriters really should've let me give them notes on the script before they started filming. All irrelevant, really, because Ethan's character was actually a dirty filthy murderer, but still. Could've been used better.

BUT ANYWAYS, the point of this is to say; has there really been no Scream AU Avatar fic? Like it seems to me like that shit is just sitting here waiting to be made. Like, half of you all are just Jack Champion fangirls so you have seen both. Idk, I read a couple chethan fics and the character fanon-Ethan has morphed into is really kinda Spider coded, so it writes itself. I can tell you the plot easy, right now.

#ethan: dirty gross incel murderer #you all: look at that adorable little babygirl who can't handle anything without big strong chad there to protect him! #and you know what you guys are right that DOES improve the movie #like?? how dark is it if he literally doesn't know quinns death is fake that's fucked that's so fucking mean of them #let me remake scream vi guys i've got this #it's gonna have way more ethan and he's gONNA loose his virginity before he dies just you guys wait #it's also gonna be way more psychologically damaging #scream vi #ethan landry #chad meeks martin #chethan #quinn bailey #richie kirsch #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #jack champion #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron) #melissa on scream

[antiqueanimals]

Scenes of Animal life & Character from Nature & Recollection. Written and illustrated by Jemima Blackburn. 1858.

Internet Archive

#canines #dogs #saint bernards #Jemima Blackburn #chad monk & dog vs incel little elf and itchy mongrels. go

[sandrockers]

I love them both equally I swear

#Incel light blue eyes vs chad dark blue eyes #I love you both mwah 💋 #mtas logan #mtas haru #my art #mtas #mtas fanart #looking at them during this their hats are comedically huge #I couldn’t recreate that 😭 #my time at sandrock #lolz

[bananonbinary]

i keep getting phone ads for fucking monopoly like its some hot new game, which on the one hand is of course annoying, but on the other i really appreciate that the ads are straight-up telling you to cheat.

not like, your house rules about free parking or insider trading or whatever, it straight up says the banker should steal money from the till. like, is that...built in to their phone app? just blatant cheating? cause i really respect if it is. they understand the game.

#the chad monopoly that lets you steal hundreds of dollars when no one is looking #vs the incel uno that insists draw cards dont stack

[yellow-yarrow]

love that the inframateralist book goes "actually communards have big healthy beards and fuck a lot and are absolute chads" knowing the writers that could be a canon fact

#sorry for using the world chad. not my fault incel terminology is funny #insert that drawing of steban going its wrong to use measurehead's slang cause its normalizing fascist rhetoric

[lotusgrowing]

i keep seeing people nitpicking the pjo show to death but its a SHOW how can you expect every single detail and plot point from the book to make it in that simply isn’t how adaptations work 😭

from what i’ve seen almost every change or omission of a certain event or plot point serves a purpose and isn’t just for the hell of it like jesus christ it’s still a very faithful adaptation so far

#percy jackson #you loser incels have fun with your nitpicking and ill be having the time of my life like a real chad #percy jackon and the olympians #idk its just been pissing me OFF #and ikkkk some of it is just because of leah and that makes me so sad

[adelle-ein]

yes the state of social media and the internet rn is miserable and frustrating but you guys have got to stop sliding into outright nazi rhetoric when talking about it

once your stance can be summed up as “reject modernity embrace tradition, future bad past good, let’s all go be homesteaders” it’s time to take a look at what you’re saying tbh

#txt #you are not immune to propoganda esp when that propoganda is currently everyfuckingwhere #last few years have taught me it is really easy to make leftists happily spout nazi shit when exposed to it via memes #like. embarrassingly easy #that fucking incel office worker comic. wojaks. reject x embrace y. chad vs virgin. do you realize what you’re saying. do you even care.

[lateantiquechud]

NEW ACCOUNT, NOT A BOT

hey guys so tumblr broke for me on another account and i have zero fucking clue why so after months of procrastinating i made a new account, no one followed me but i followed a lot of disparate blogs, if you see me following you randomly just know that i am just refollowing you from a previous account

UNTO ME:

hello im a homestuckcel (i cant get pussy because i like homestuck) and this is my tumblar blog

im interested in:

-homestuck,

-team fortress 2,

-grand strategy games,

-mount and blade,

-games in general,

-GIRLZ,

-i was in the undertale fandom in google plus in 2017 i still binge watch some comic dubs on yt i guess,

-interesting internet communities and forums including their history,

-human history in general

im free to talk to anyone so hit me up if you have some of my interests or not i don't really CARE.

#homestuck #undertale #deltarune #4chan #soyjak #soyjaks #introduction #looking for mutuals #mount and blade #video games #incel #(not really im a fucking chad remember THAT dumbass) #caliborn

[american-boyboss]

#incel #chad #stacey #cringe #video #law and order #law and order special victims unit #law and order svu #love the way ice cube says god invented hookers like it wasnt men who did that