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buckysboobs · 2 years

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i am once again thinking about steve kemp fucking me in those scrubs.

#you guys is there like #a scrubs kink #i wrote a whole fucking monologue on my instagram stories about how #evil doctors or men doing fucked up shit in this specific shade of scrubs turns me on #and like the scenes where he's wearing these?#i dont know why i just really really need him to fuck me in those scrubs #like just be really dark and fucked up and himself #steve kemp #fresh #i have no idea why im like this im crying #but it turns me on so much i need him hes so fucking twisted #i need him to fuck me so hard i NEED MORE STEVE KEMP SMUT #DO YOUR SHIT Y'ALL IM DESPERATE #and y'all better tag me in every steve or nick fowler or charles blackwood fic you come across #his scrubs covered in blood #and hes all sweaty and tired #he can have my bratty ass to take his anger out on #I DONT CARE I NEED HIM #need him to humilate me but also call me his good little girl <3 #oh god age gap with steve fuck.#oh god.#sebastian stan #i am so sorry

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bittersweet-mojo · 2 years

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the new casting decisions have given me such emotional whiplash like seeing milva and mistle there im gonna loose it they look so good but they got. they got the mamma mia boy for radovid and hes gay maybe?? theyre making RADOVID gay??!?? Mister burn people at the stake is GAY???? Why? What?? Who made this call? What purpose does this serve? Your gonna have Jaskier fuck a man who later burns his friends at the stake what the fuck is going on here

oh and theres some other announced guy i have no fucking clue who gallatin is or why he was included in this. is he important? i dont remember him at all

#about me #Milva and mistle tho im so happy!!! oh my god!!!#we're finally getting gay people guys!!#dont know how the fuck theyre gonna deal with the rats tho theyre kinda bad at dealing with the gray morals of the books #i doubt theyre gonna want ciri to be like. mean. which is sad cus its such an interesting part of her #anyway does anyone know who gallatin is whats his deal #i refuse to google things #mamma mia man.. goddamn #my least favorite mamma mia boy too #didnt even get the good one #what a fascinating choice why are you making radovid hot #hes like the most evil person #like most people in the witcher have at least something going for them #not radovid tho #hes straight up the bad ending like

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katierosefun · 3 years

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i really want to cry about kwon hyuk, actually, because he’s not a bad guy--he’s just like any of us, a dude who’s trying to survive and actually, deep down, has a strong moral compass and hella perseverance and also a big heart. like, here’s han “i look permanently disdainful of your existence” joo won, and kwon hyuk still grabs his arm and says “let me take care of it” and “gosh, don’t you know how to survive in the real world?” and while that might have sounded arrogant, it was also genuine. kwon hyuk, who had to fight for every single goddamn thing in his life, doesn’t actually resent joo won--he just wants to make sure this idiot doesn’t get let down either. kwon hyuk’s a fantastic character, and he’s not just a toy to play around with--he’s smart and he’s got a heart, and i think his interactions with joo won are genuine, even despite their frenemy bond. (and to be honest...i think joo won’s the one who put it there. hyuk seems like he genuinely cares about joo won, whether joo won believes it or not.)

#caroline talks #beyond evil #i just....suddenly have SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS DUDE #listen yes he has HELLA complexes that we don't have time to unpack #but like he's also painfully relatable because of it?#like god don't we all somewhat understand that feeling #of making ourselves smaller ON PURPOSE to get what we want?#when hyuk presents himself as a humble little man but then walks away with a smart little smirk on his face #i KNEW....i KNEW i was going to like this guy #and like. when he gets angry? ohooooo hyuk has ALSO mastered the art of being angry but not quite showing it #or restraining himself just a little bit #but not enough to let people know that oh. you fucked up.#i really love hyuk for that #like all of the characters in beyond evil are FANTASTIC and kwon hyuk is just another one of them #i love you my prosecutor boy i hope you have a great life and that you keep standing up for yourself <3

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 years

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Pepotis Bismoleth , the ancient wizard of unlimited power....

#and his assistants: Pepos Bimole. Pipsis Bimpolus. Pepton Bimthal. Peplo Blemzol. Peptot Bismale. and Pembo Bempo #AND his very evil cat familiar - Pep Bep #so if he's the villain then who's the good guy? what in the real world is a 'rival' of Pepto Bismol #...??#Mylanta? or like simethicone or tums or something #the good mage and hero of the story Mylantis Tumb .. and their horse sidekick that's just named 'Calcium Carbonate 1000mg'#'oh.. is that your buddy calcium?' 'Don't disrespect my horse.. say his FULL name' 'well.. it's a very long name Mylantis'#'gods help you if you cannot simply pronounce the name of a good a honest horse'#Dark Bismoleth is actually the pleasant one even though he's off doing evil shit it's in a fun way #Mylantis is good and has a better purpose but also is a grumpy little long suffering bastard who will needlessly get into trival #arguments with everyone ESPECIALLY about people talking to and respecting his horse #halfway through the movie Bismoleth kills the horse not as a 'ooughh movie villian must hurt animals So Edgy' type thing but literally #just because Mylantis never shuts the hell up about his horse and he finds it annoying #'I mean honestly we're trying to have a good old fashioned rivalry over here and all you talk about is that fucking horse. It's time to talk #about ME *swirling gesture to indicate that Bismoleth is his own favorite subject *#it's a lengthy series with 4 movies and somehow Pembo Bempo rises from nowhere to become the most pivotal character by the end #PEMBO BEMPO is the REAL evil villian the whole time simply posing as one of Bismoleth's henchman. The last movie is Bismoleth and Mylantis #teaming up to have to destroy him. Calcium Carbonate 1000mg is a ghost horse now and he comes back at the lest second to deliver #the final blow to Pembo Bempo #ANWYAYG JHGBEHB HB #I just think fantasy characters named after real world things are really funny I'm not trying to think of a whole story hghj

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rip-a-dip-dip-you-potato-chip · 3 years

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Wu slander all the fucking way bitchs

#ninjago #sensei wu #im sorry im not sorry #but i said what i fucking said #and i will die on this fucking hill #Wu is singlehandedly the one behind most problems #like oh ya i had a student befor yall and he kind turned evil and apparently died?#knew these to fuckers that couls control time locked one in a time displacement thing but saw a sign of them comeing the fuck back #but i can deal with it myself #*starts to rapidly age after one punch*#HAY KAI theres this Snake that- oh wait you already lost your fire never mind #so water-#TEA #=#dementinal travel #haha 'ninja there is something i havent told you' go BERRRRRRRRR #like FUCK MAN TELL YOU CHILDREN SHIT #wait #one more #Wu: my brother is a four armed bad guy and my dad is god #also Wu: with that being said my dad is dead but all he gave me was this stick and not the location of his corps or the magic rock #*the stick has the location of both corps & magic rock that can demention hop*#*and only finds out about it AFTER getting attacked by dead appearances*#but yes WU SLANDER IS BEST SLANDER #AND YALL CAN FIGHT ME ON IT

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sarroora · 3 years

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POE IS GOING TO APPEAR IN THE REBOOT

Oh my God.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I thought I’d just look at my phone in bed for a sleepy minute and THIS jumps at me-

How am I supposed to sleep - thank GOD tomorrow’s a day off. You know what - I’m postponing the thing I should be doing! I’m sure the people will understand -

I have to draw Poe

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beeapocalypse · 3 years

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engie bee my beloved you deserve a better piece of the media than the one you are trapped in </3

#i hate romapoc i hate it so so much why does it create the perfect 2011 era edgy evil side to gromov and not USE him #mushroom smelling bitch. i love you so much #just like the entire SITUATION around him is so good. imagine if the moon was hollowed out and overgrown bc the society--#--within had collapsed and there were living walking houses that were made 2 serve the pplw ho used to live there (who--#--were ceos that got 3d printed on the moon once their Actual bodies died on earth) and in the very middle of it is a fucked up--#--skeleton guy covered in mushroom with weird flesh bee wings and he said shit like ''coinci-dink'' and emailed his own earth--#--self shit that was straight of of spam folders (bc he was an ACCIDENTAL 3d printed clone so hes in this weird limbo--#--existence where he has no real Purpose no role to play but the one he makes for himself) like. oh my god.#i still think he strangled gromov clone number 22 with his own hands. just a little fucked up and evil moment in his not-life <3 #hes not a poor little meow meow hes like the antithesis of that. and he is also my silly rabbit

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felikatze · 4 years

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my story idea went from "wannabe historian's greatest find are his great-great-grandfather's selfies" to "three 15yr old disasters almost cause the apocalypse because horses are cool"

#Feli speaks #i am looking at my thought process and thinking 'how did this happen'#it happened because the protagonist likes horses and the divine horse kicked his friend so hard #he realized his true calling was being just. being evil. like in general.#and then they go to an ancient cursed temple #the guy who likes bugs is the camera man so they have footage to use as a source in their term paper #he is also wondering how things ended up this way. he just wanted to look at beetles.#the story ends with the holy princess telling them to 'stop this please do you know what you're doing'#and the evil guy realizes 'hey maybe my hubris might actually kill me'#and the protagonist in turn realizes that 'oh god we forgot about the term papers'#and the bug guy is honestly just glad he's still alive somehow

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oflgtfol · 6 years

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god holy shit episode 38 of soi freaked me the hell out as a kid LMAO seeing enoch’s deterioration, and then the writing in blood, THE ITCHING BONES THING AND THEN THE BLOODY ROOM, holy shit man, this episode was absolutely chilling to me, AND THEN IT ENDS WITH KP FUCKING DYING LIKE, GOD

#literally everyone in the comments is mourning kp oh my god #'when peculier died so did the series and the quality of the yogscast' sodighodishgoidhgoidfhgodfi #whenever i pick up the next episode while rewatching it its like.#its kinda like. when you think about it.. peculier is like. the protagonist! the main hero #hes the one with the like.. Holy Bloodline that he has to take up to defeat the ancient evil...#he's the one who has a romantic interest kidnapped by the evil guy.. lmao #like when u think abt it... simon and lewis are really the side characters LMAO #theyre just there to help peculier really! the story is all his!#the only personal stake they have is that israphel like. griefed their house #then they stumbled upon this story and just got dragged into it like sdoigiodghodfgd #SO WITH THAT MINDSET.. kp's death is really all the more tragic.. god damn... rip #never got to complete his own story #now its left... to The Side Characters..........#delete soon #ok im shutting up now LMFAO

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luveline · 2 years

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Hi! Could I maybe please request reader taking care if drunk Remus and he keeps saying things that embarrass her or something? No pressure if you don’t want to!

hi tysm for ur request I hope this is okay! <3

"Remus!" you cheer, having finally spotted him in the mess of the party, sequestered in the kitchen with his school friends.

He perks up at the sound of your voice, all big smiles and pink cheeks. "Dove! Where have you been?"

"Where have you been? I went to find the bathroom and you disappeared."

"I was winning a game of beer pong," he informs you, matter of fact. "Oh my god, what the fuck. Did you get prettier?"

"What?" you ask, giggling.

His hand comes up to your face, big palm warm on your cheek. "You look so cute." He turns to his friends, tugging you by the shoulders. "Guys, doesn't she look amazing?"

You flush and smile at people you don't know and then, thankfully, James and Lily where they're sitting, James in a big chair and Lily in his lap. James smirks, Lily looks pleased for you.

"Did Sirius put love potions in the drinks again?" you ask.

"Nope!" Lily says, too cheerful.

"He did put firewhiskey in the beer pong cups, though," James says.

"And then I lost on purpose," Sirius announces, appearing from the patio doors smelling of cigarette smoke and expensive cologne.

"You guys are evil," you say, just as Remus ducks in to kiss your cheek.

"He didn't lose on purpose," he refutes in your ear. "I'm just amazing."

"Yeah, you are," you say fondly, smiling up at him. You wrap your arms around him in a hug and glare at Sirius over his shoulder, hoping it says what you're thinking. Stop messing with my baby. You know he doesn't know how beer pong works.

"You smell really, really nice," Remus says, nose in your neck.

You close your eyes, embarrassed by his very earnest, very public display and declaration of affection. There's a wave of snorting and smug giggling from his group of friends that you ignore. Poor baby. They won't forget this anytime soon.

"You smell good too, Remus," you tell him, rubbing his back.

He seems in good spirits despite the sheer amount of alcohol you imagine to be in his system right now, only slightly wobbly in your hold. You kiss his neck quickly, one then twice, feeling a little sorry for him. He’s so smart, and yet lacks any common sense when it comes to Sirius, who is evil enough to change the rules of any drinking game for personal gain. They’re both too competitive.

He pulls away and his smile is blinding.

"How do I smell?" you hear Sirius ask.

"Like an ashtray," Lily says, deadpan.

"You wanna come dance with me?" you ask, trying to save him from their teasing.

"I'll do anything with you," he says. Jesus Christ.

You pull him from the kitchen and into the crowded living room. It's much darker here, louder, still Remus reckons you're pretty as a peony and twice as soft, hands on your waist. You curl your arms around his neck and dig your face into his chest.

"You're fucked," you tell him, face aflame from his waxing poetic.

"What?" he shouts over the music.

You peer up from his chest and aren't surprised when he kisses your forehead tenderly, totally at odds with the jumpy pop song filling the room.

"Your eyes are really pretty," he says, lovelorn.

You pretend not to hear him, chest burning as you realise this is an all night affair.

"Did you hear me? I said your eyes are really pretty! You're so beautiful, love!"

You make a panicked sound and tighten your arms around his neck, almost throwing him off balance as you hug him close. He strokes your hair, mumbling, "Was it something I said?"

#remus lupin x you #remus lupin x reader #remus lupin x y/n #marauders era #remus x reader #remus x you #marauders #remus lupin drabble #remus lupin blurb #marauders x reader

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notjohnlegere · 2 years

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Hi loves! Sorry for the short disappearance again, but life has been busy! I quit my job and have been on a search for a new one. Wish me luck!

I still have a lot of fics in the works! In the meantime, here’s a short little smutty blurb for you guys to quench your Timothée thirst. 😉

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Do That Again

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Do That Again

Timothée Chalamet x Reader

pure smut. timothee finds the reader’s g spot for the first time and goes on a bit of a power trip. steamy, sexy, sensual.

*obligatory mobile formatting apology*

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You were completely nude and a film of sweat was covering your body. Your back laid against the silky sheets of the mattress, your arms were limp to either side of you, and your eyes focused on the ceiling. You were completely blissed out and enjoying the moment, your whole body bounced with each of his thrusts, oh how your Timmy knew how to love you so perfectly.

Timothée, your boy, was very skilled at what he did. The way his fingers, his tongue, his whole body matched to yours and followed your every reaction—it was pure heaven.

Sex between the two of you was never crazy or wild. Frankly, most of the time it was vanilla and calm, closer to lovemaking than anything else. You had absolutely no complaints, though. The pleasure was never too much or too little. It was always a delicious slow build, time for you to relax and take in every inch of the man you loved. Feeling every inch of his silky cock slowly moving in and out of you, brushing against your walls, there was nothing like it.

He had his annoyances on occasion. Sometimes he felt that he could do better, that this simple lovemaking and slow burn stuff wasn’t enough. No matter how much you reassured him that you loved your sex life, so so much, it never seemed to sway the thought from your boy. So insecure, never believing he’s enough. Baby, let me remind you for the rest of our lives that you are perfect.

He was above you, naked and milky and gleaming. Sweat covered his brow and his bangs, small beads dripping down as he thrust into you. He leant on his elbows, his forearms positioned on either side of your head, and your legs were wrapped around his waist. Oh how he loved this position. The eye contact, the closeness, the intimacy. He was never one for doggy-style or for turning you away from him. He always wanted to see you, to connect with you. It was so much more than just sex.

“Uhn...uhn..uhn..” He grunted softly with each thrust. His eyes fell closed and his eyebrows knitted. He was so fucking hot in moments like these. How he never knew it was beyond you.

“Yeah, baby?” You cooed, lifting one of your hands from the mattress and threading your fingers through his sweaty curls. “Is it good?”

“Fuck, you’re so fucking good.” He swore, barely a gasp escaping his lips. “So ti-i-ooh-ight.” He stumbled over his last word when you clenched your muscles around him.

“Mmm.” You hummed in contentment.

“My god,” He said your name as if it was a sin falling from his lips, over and over, so evil and so delicious. You wished you could swallow every word from his throat.

It wasn’t until he grabbed one of your legs and hiked it further up on his waist did the entire moment change.

“Fuck! Oh fuck!” You shouted, throwing your head back into the mattress. He stopped thrusting his hips, instant concern gracing his face.

“Baby, are you okay?” He whispered, terrified that he had somehow hurt you. You were a gasping mess.

“Am I okay?” You stressed. “That was fucking incredible. Oh wow, Timothée.” His eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

“This?” He snapped his hips forward again, the same way he had before, holding your thigh in place. Once again, a shout escaped your lips.

“Oh! Oh god yes, baby, oh god.” You babbled. “Do that again.”

“Do this again?” This time his eyebrows were raised in amusement when he snapped his hips forward. Tears pricked in your eyes, never having experienced such pleasure before.

“Yes! Yes, please. That. Exactly like that.” You whined.

Your boy, fueled now by pure confidence and bewilderment, reached down and gently rubbed your clit with his thumb. He then snapped his hips forward once more.

“Timothée!” You yelped, feeling your voice crack. You were seconds away from begging, pleading, do something, do anything, when he finally began to thrust again.

Your back arched off of the bed and you gripped onto the sheets, shutting your eyes tightly.

“Baby,” He breathed. “I’m close.” His statement was useless however. You were in your own little world. You didn’t even hear him. Even if you did hear him, there was very little chance you would’ve understood him.

“Oh, just like that- just like- baby, you fuck me so good.” You babbled, gripping now onto your boy’s back for dear life. That milky skin would definitely have some scratch marks on it in the morning.

“Ughhhhh.” He garbled out from deep in his throat, spilling his hot seed into you. The feeling of warmth between your legs and the way he filled you was far too much, and it sent you over the edge.

“Oh, shit!” You all but screamed. Your body convulsed and attempted to match his movements, but you were a sputtering shaking mess. “So good, oh daddy it’s so good.”

Once you regained your vision, you saw a man above you. Face red, eyes wide, sweat dripping down his skin, he was a sight to behold. If you had any strength left you would’ve kissed him.

“Oh, wow.” You gasped, a whine escaping your lips when he pulled out.

“Wow is right. I didn’t think- what was that?” He looked confused as he lied next to you.

“I think you found it.” You replied breathlessly, a giggle on your lips. “Like- it. That spot.”

“Clearly I did something, damn.”

“That was incredible, Timmy. I’ve never- I mean- not like that before. So good.”

“Glad to be of service.” He looked so proud, so smug. The smirk on his lips was evident.

“Don’t go getting cocky, now.” You warned, a smile on your lips as you pecked his. “I’m okay with that sometimes. Just not every time. I love our sex how it is.”

“I love you how you are.” He replied, nudging his nose against yours twice.

“Mmm.” You hummed. “I love how you are too.”

With that, the room went silent. You held each other and caught your breath. After a few minutes, when you were just starting to fall under the veil of sleep, he spoke up.

“What was that whole daddy thing about anyway?”

You froze. Your face turned red. Your heart nearly leapt out of your throat.

“You heard that?”

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ao3 is johnlegere, find my fics there too. requests are open, send one in my ask box. hope you enjoyed :)!

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🏷: @thestarsaregivenonceonly @timotheeisthelomll @imnotoverlyobsessive @dayafied @ohladymoon @writings-art

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thebisexualdogdad · 2 years

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instead of nate and cassie fucking in the bathroom it’s male reader and maddy. male reader is cassie and lexis little bit older brother. maybe nate is the one banging on the door and they could care less and still make the most of it. and they both leave the bathroom not trying to hide it. thanks this is a request

Maddy Perez x Male!reader

"Fuck yes baby fuck me just like that," Maddy moans as you rail her on top of the bathroom sink.

Her dress is tugged up around her thighs, your hand palming at her chest as the mirror gets foggy.

You and Maddy had regulary hooked up over the years whenever her and Nate were 'on a break' so you already knew exactly how she liked to get fucked.

While you you were home from college on winter break your sister Cassie invited you to come to a new year's party with her and Lexi, you had heard Maddy and Nate broke up for good this time and once you saw her in that dress you wanted her.

Maddy's nails are scratching at the back of your neck and you're kissing her jaw as she's sighing and gasping in the best way.

There's a banging on the door with a familiar voice yelling through it.

"Whoever is in there get the fuck out!" Nate shouts.

You and Maddy grin not giving a damn so you grab hold of her waist and start thrusting even faster.

"I'm fucking serious, if you don't get out I'm gonna kick your ass!" Nate continues to yell and bang on the door.

"Oh fuck I'm gonna cum," Maddy groans as she's nearing the edge.

Her hands grasp at your shirt and her pussy clenches around your cock as she reaches her climax.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," she's moaning loudly purposely wanting Nate to hear her ride out her orgasm.

As an extra fuck you to Nate you pull out of Maddy, stepping over to the toilet and cumming all over it which makes Maddy laugh.

"Oh my God you're an evil genius," she giggles jumping off the counter, kissing you deeply.

You get yourselves back in order and casually walk out of the bathroom.

Nate is fuming and gets even more mad when he realizes it was you and Maddy in there the whole time.

Maddy winks at Nate as you guys head back to the party while you have a huge smirk on your face from the group of other people in the hallway in shock because Nate Jacobs just saw his ex post hook up with another guy.

Nate angrily enters the bathroom, slamming the door behind him and smelling sex in the air, he's mumbling to himself until he sees what you left behind on the toilet specifically for him.

"What the fuck?!" You hear him yell and it was the best night Maddy had in months.

#euphoria imagine #maddy perez imagine #maddy perez x reader #x male reader #fic

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planetflos · 2 years

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✿ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒! | 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗓 ̥*ೃ♡𓏲

synopsis ⇨ in which i describe what it would be like dating maddy perez using these cute lil’ headcanons!

pairings ⇨ maddy perez x fem!reader.

warnings ⇨ angst—mentions of nate jacobs and domestic issues, swearing, fluff fluff fluff, and maddy being: maddy!

authors note ⇨ episode four was…i don’t think i have the words. it was definitely something, and maddy deserved a better party than what was given to her.

maddy the baddie, this diamond loving gem would have the biggest soft spot for you and would not be afraid to show it. you would mean everything to her.

miss perez is definitely the kind of girlfriend to take pictures of you off guard. when she shows you them, you’d be icked out by the awkward angle she captured you from, but she would 100% assure you that you’re the most beautiful person in the world and you look good at every angle. it’s true, i mean.

maddy would show her love for you in many ways—small gifts, kisses on the cheek, hand holding (lots of pda, she loves pda) flirty compliments, etc. she would also be your personal hype woman, especially on the days where you don’t feel as glamorous as usual.

you two would definitely mix match outfits from each other’s closets; she would swipe a pair of baby blue pumps from your top shelf and you would barrow her lavender daisy printed dress because it matches the earring and bracelet set you got from the mall.

make out sessions for hourssssssssss, maddy gives off major kiss queen vibes. you two would skip class and run off to the girl’s bathroom to get your mack on (along with manic panic from hearing footsteps, voices approaching, and keys jingling). by the time you two are done, her lashes would be hanging off the base of her lash line and your lipstick would be everywhere…but yours lips.

maddy would start arguments about the littlest things.

‘i saw the way he was looking at you. i’m not fucking stupid, yn. i know what im talking about.’

‘why did you say ‘okay’ like that earlier?’ ‘when?’ ‘i already said when, stupid. earlier.’

calling her ‘perez’ just to get on her nerves (maddy is so funny when she’s irritated, i’m giggling rn).

‘whatever, perez. i’m not doing this with you today.’ ‘don’t fucking call me that! i have a first name for a reason, use it!’

wherever she goes, you go. if someone from school invited her and the girls to a party or a sleepover, you’re coming with.

speaking of the girls, i think they would love you! but of course, not as much as maddy does.

and speaking of sleepovers, maddy would definitely share sleeping space with you. if you’re sleeping on the couch, she’s sleeping on the other side. she loves to be near you.

shopping dates at the mall—her second home. she would share the gossip about some of the workers in her favorite stores as you guys are cruising down the walkway, bags in one hand, strawberry and banana smoothies in the other.

‘i totally think that (sip) taylor is pregnant by the short guy who works at the pizza shop near kat’s house.’ ‘oh my god! (sip) are you serious? which taylor, the taylor that works at (sip) icing?’ ‘mmm, no. the taylor that (sip) works at victoria’s secret.’

maddy has a total princess complex, but she loves it when you sit on her lap.

kat and cassie being totally jealous of maddy’s relationship with you. kat would be vocal and gush, while cassie would just watch with pure envy in her eyes.

listening to music together in her room; you’d have one airpod in your ear and she’d have the other in hers.

her being your fashion guru.

‘you better not walk out the door until you’re looking fabulous, yn ln!’

nate jacobs seeing you two in the hallways—he would just stare. maddy would pull you close to her and give him the evil eye.

‘fuckin’ creepy ass cunt.’ she’d mumble underneath her breath.

bedazzling everything with her—and i mean everything. from inside your locker door to your car keys, everything would be covered in diamonds.

more petty little arguments.

‘okay, but you didn’t have to roll your eyes like that. i was only asking a question, yn.’ ‘and? i don’t have to respond if i don’t want to, my god maddy. it’s always something with you.’

rubbing her back and listening to her rant about the drama going on in her house.

dancing with her at parties; you two just being all over each other.

relaxing by the pool with her and cassie on the weekend.

maddy wrapping her legs around your waist whenever you two hug (so cute…just stop).

heated make out sessions in your bedroom.

‘i know i can be a bitch sometimes, but i love you, yn. you mean so much to me.’

🏷♡: aka tags. so yeah, i’m doing this now, i think! starting off with tagging my mutuals and some of my fav accounts that i follow. if you wanna be tagged in my fics and etc, just shoot me an ask or message and i’ll hop on it asap. @luversgirl @rileybinaa @taylorscrdigan @lovelyjj @avenging-fandoms @poguesarah @milkiane @novxturient @mentalpolaroids @msgorillagripcoochie @sugarcoatedjj @pankowfruitsnacks. more to be added!

#maddy perez #euphoria #euphoria season 2 #alexa demie #maddy perez x reader #maddy perez imagines #maddy perez blurbs #maddy perez headcanons

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mayflowers07 · 2 years

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Sam: so start any more wars on your server?

Doc: no, whenever there is a conflict though I’m always playing the villain

Sam: yeah you’re definitely the evil cousin between us haha. I’m one of the good guys on my server… except maybe when I held Ranboo’s kid hostage and then killed him

Doc, whose most “evil” act was a rap battle:

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Sapnap: okay so you can’t ask questions but I need to get revenge on someone for something what should I do

Tango: well that depends how bad you want them to suffer and whether or not you’re willing to deal with ravagers, but we have about thirteen different options regardless

Sapnap: …you’re the coolest big brother ever

Tango: tell me something I don’t know

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Dream:

Xisuma:

Dream:

Xisuma:

Dream: Dad-

Xisuma: I think the fuck not, get disowned you lil’ shit

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False: oh hey Stress, what are you up to

Stress: nothing really just sending my niece a care package

False: that’s nice that’s really swe… are those elytra

Stress, very clearly about to illegally ship Hannah a pair of elytra: …no

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Grian: no I’m not adopting you I barely know you and you’ve done nothing but antagonize me

Tommy: okay that’s fine. Of course no one would want me, I’m broken and awful and everyone always leaves me in the end

Grian:

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Las Nevadas: *just chillin*

Jevin: hi, I’m Jevin. I heard my cousin Slimecicle lives here now? I wanted to visit, i haven’t seen him in decades. How is he?

Quackity: …well fuck

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The Hermits: and that’s Philza, the Angel of Death, he’s as old as time itself, he watched continents shift around him, he has existed long before us and will live long after-

TFC: oh that kid? I remember him, I trained him forever ago when he was younger and I had just retired

The Hermits realizing how old TFC is: Oh. My. God.

#dsmp x hc #docm77 #awesamdude #tangotek #sapnap #xisumavoid #dreamwastaken #falsesymmetry #stressmonster101 #hannahxxrose #grian #tommyinnit #iJevin #slimecicle #quackity #Philza #tinfoilchef #mcyt #mcytblr

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elsecrytt · 2 years

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Demon Culture P2

So what DOES it mean in demon courting when your partner ignores you? If they didn't like it they would make it VERY clear. So they are interested....

...they just want you to impress them some. It's why someone like Diavolo would enjoy being ignored - no one's ever done that to him before! What an amazing opportunity for him to show off to you!

Naturally, from the perspective of many human cultures, a LOT of that could come off as uncomfortable and threatening.

Diavolo casually displays his power after you politely ignore his advances, cheerfully oblivious to the fact that you're not into it, or just intimidated and his efforts to impress you are exacerbating that.

What other demon flirting methods should there be, hmmmm~

OMG THAT'S RIGHT I JUST REALIZED.

So. Surprise Guest interactions. What's another thing that all the pure demons we know of - Diavolo, Barbatos, and Satan - have in common in their surprise guest interactions?

THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE!!

All three of our romancable demons who were (presumably?) born demons have BIG HEARTS reactions to the Whip of Love. So does Simeon, actually.

So the next obvious thought, of course, is that whipping/physical violence is actually a pretty normal part of demon courting rituals.

And hey - why wouldn't it be? Mammon mentions early on that if Lucifer would "completely destroy" him or smth, it'd take him 200 million years to recover... from? Being completely destroyed???

It feels pretty strongly implied that demons can recover from pretty much ANY kind of injury, and Mammon more or less confirms they have much higher tolerances for pain.

They're all thousands of years old and though they don't get into it now, early Devilgrams and chats have mentions of the brothers straight up murdering lesser demons for minor offenses.

Every so often you'll get the chance to call Lucifer or someone else out on being wicked or evil (usually when they're just being a dick). And they will often respond with "I'm a demon"

Demons!!! As DEMONS!! Let them be lustful! Let them be depraved! Let them be kinky!! Let these assholes be the reason BDSM has a bad rap!!!

You think it just got a bad rap on its own? Bro all the BDSM folks I know are genuinely lovely folks who are more aware of consent than ordinary people, not less!

Now ofc the demons do all know that you're a human, and you're super fragile, which definitely keeps them from accidentally murdering you in a flirting attempt (it WOULD be a funny way to die tho).

But WHEN YOU WHIP THEM??? Barbatos, Diavolo, and Satan are enchanted. You're speaking his language!!!

This also puts an absolutely HILARIOUS spin on the sequence leading up to the lesson 16 event.

Lucifer comes downstairs to rescue you all from Cerberus and you have the option to hug him... or to hit him.

Secretly though. Either option is flirting. The hug is just more platonic. No wonder everyone is shocked by it, huh?

Lucifer grabbing your arm extra hard at the dance bc he wants to threaten you but also flirt. He's saying he thinks you're strong! You can take it! You are worth threatening <3

Satan's threat to cut you up and feed you to lower level demons? That's just pillow talk babe. ...do human limbs grow back...?

When Diavolo imprisons Belphie you'll notice he DOESN'T make any threats. He isn't even being tortured, as far as we know, just imprisoned. No flirting for him!

And hey, Lesson 16 makes a lot more sense now, doesn't it!!

Solomon feeding demons his cooking comes across as an extremely crass manner of flirting but he's so endearing about it.

;kljdfgdghj OH MY GOD AND THAT'S RIGHT. Remember Mammon's absolutely pathetic tough guy act when we first meet him?

Don't be a pain or he'll EAT you! He's a big bad demon! He could devour your soul without a second thought, you know!

No wonder everyone realizes Mammon has a crush on you - he is blatantly flirting with you from the very start.

You ignore him so he steps up his game by turning into your sidekick and helping you out with literally everything you ask.

But even in a culture of directness (where you decline/destroy unsatisfactory advances) there will be points of awkwardness. And misunderstandings. GOD the misunderstandings!!! I LOVE EM!!

So much!! Cultural exchange!!! To be done! Stop flirting with threats you massive douchebags! XD

And ofc they do after season 1 which is such a shame bc I could take some more threatening flirting. Just... a little. And I'd be happy to DO some threatening flirting, too, which will maybe be Part 3 (with some season 2/3 spoilers) SOOO...

#obey me #headcanons #worldbuilding #diavolo #barbatos #satan #demons being demons #its not very dark though tbh #i have darker stuff. kajhfhfdg #one day im going to post my ACTUALLY dark content and cycle through half y'all following me for that sweet sweet fluff

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revolant · 2 years

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Thinking abt one of the mythological narratives that state Ariadne married Dionysus after Theseus ditched her. Imagine u run away from home and ur evil dad thinking u found a decent guy to rescue you and he ABANDONS YOU on a desert island for no real reason? Even after you risked your life to help him kill your man eating cow brother? So you’re like ok I guess I’ll either die here or hitch a ride with the next fisherman that rolls up. But, Plot twist, the person who rescues you from the island isn’t a fisherman he’s the actual god of partying and he’s like oh, instead of going back home to your evil dad, how about we tie the knot and spend eternity pranking people (in sometimes terrifying ways) and also I’ll see about getting u some revenge at some point and also we can probably have some good talks about concepts of gender in my almost exclusively female cult. And did I mention you get unlimited wine. What do u say to that other than hell yes

#dionysus #ariadne #classics

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