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Like one of them finds him collapsed with bloody petals and is like "Oh he's got hanahaki Fuck"

It is a literal mad dash to find out who his love is

With Xiao though it barely was even noticable there was only one flower then it was just gone.

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Ye it's a whole cluster fuck of a situation lol

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Shanyao be Fucked if he got hanahaki disease. Boy ain't going to admit he loves mei when he thinks she deserves better

True- true, he would never admit that!

Plus I don't think Shan would want to guilt Mei into being with him even if would mean the flowers would stop. He would suffer in silence till he gets some sense knocked into him tbh.

Either by Mk, Mei herself, RS(depending on where the friendship is), Tang or Mac.

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If it where Xiao though Shan would develop the flower hacking coughs during the 'I'm adding you to hurt Mac' stage. It gets progressively wors till it stops altogether.

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I just imagine since Kai was a chonky baby if anyone insulted the chonk they got knocked on their ass.

Lol YA he inherited his dad's anger 100%

He's been known to headbutt people for 'making fun' of him when there not.

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The reason his temper gets so bad is he lets it build

He's the quiet kid you want to be friends with when they finally snap

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Five year old Shan is just so much worse

His temper tantrums are things of legends!

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Don't forget him trying to take on fake mayor for attack macaque

Oh ya that, Shan was literally about to commit murder lol

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Though would Shan ever lose his temper completely and go ham?

Yes yes he absolutely would.

Everyone has a braking point and when Shanyao's hits its limit all hell brakes loose. Depending on the situation he would be beating someone to a bloody pulpe or curses them and there entered lineage into the next life.

His angers explosive, when he's mad, the boys mad.

Class examples

- finding out Wukong and Mac are his and Mk's parents

- the whole 'fake dating' thing Xiao pulled the first time they met

- His first interaction with RS

And so many more

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid au #lmk shanyao #the monkie twins au

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New Ask game. Send me one of my fic titles and I'll tell which was THAT SCENE for that fic.

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Mac: I'm sorry l

Shan: it's hundreds of years too late so go away

Mac: *frowns* ok

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Mac: your with child!?

Shan: *sipping on smoothie* yeah and you're not supposed to be in my house

Mac: I'm your father!-

Shan: nah...only father I have is my father in law

Mac: *gasps*

Shan: now please get out of my house before I call mt husband and said father in law to kick you ass? This stress isn't good gor da baby

Mac, clearly conflicted: i-

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Them being neutral is just the funniest fucking thing.

Whole fucking episode of Mei and Mk trying to figure out if the baby shower invitations were a trap.

End of episode it's not a trap and there's cake

Mk: wait if this isn't a trap why invite us

Shan: we don't know a lot of people and I was not inviting my father

Mk: why?

Shan: we didn't part on the best of terms

Mei: you didn't invite him to the wedding did you?

Red son: to be fair, we didn't invite my parents either.

Mk: oh well, um congrats?

Shan and Red: thank you

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Mk: wait are you bad guys? You free DBK!

Red: I may have freed my father but I'm not working with him plus my partner's been craving decent noodles

Shan: Yeah I heard the pig's noodles are amazing.

Mk: Oh well as long as there's no funny business come on in

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DBK: so um...how far are you?

Shan: six months along thank you for asking

DBK: ...so will we be allowed to visit?

Shan: depends on if your wife keeps talking shit about me if you can visit together only you probably

DBK: oh, okay then

Shan: thought you'd be more apprehensive about Iron Fan not being able to come visit?

DBK: . . . When we where having Red Son I acted the same way he does now. I understand not wanting anyone that might possibly hurt your young to be around.

Shan: that is oddly sweet, thank you.

DBK: you make my son happy, it's the least I can do.

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Congrats)

Shanyao is like visibly expecting their first kid when they free DBK and let him know ground rules.

Freeing him and preparing him is all they are getting involved in because they have other things to do and Shan's supposed to be on bed rest. Red doesn't even chase Mk as he checking on Shan who Mk almost fell on.

DBK is understanding of that. Iron fan is disappointed

(Thanks)

PIF: Red Son I'm so disappointed in you, putting that mortal before your own family-

Red: in going to stop you right there mother, Shanyao and my unborn child are my family! I cannot believe you are going to stand there and belittle me about not standing with my family, making sure my mate and our child is safe. I know your mad I up and left only to return betrothed and wed, but you need to understand if anything happens to Shanyao or our kid that delivery boy running around with the Monkey Kings Staff will be the least of your worries!

DBK, standing off to the side, awkwardly but proud his son is defending his little family: . . .

Shan, internally: hot

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Timeline B of the lost son au Shan and Red son just disappeared for a while after they got married. Like iron fan looked for them and couldn't find them. They still freed DBK but the disconnect with iron fan and Mac is visible

(Srry for not responding yesterday, I had to prep for graduation)

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I mean they both just up and left without telling anyone.

Safe to say Red came to terms with some things and probably set some boundaries with PIF, same with Shanyao.

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Yeah I be drawing the aftermath

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Might draw the survivors

If onlu my drawing tablet hadn't broken-