Good evening Barkbeetle nation (Leans on really expensive car w/ rizz)
ya so........ I love them.... like... a lot. like. They're rotting my brain. they're all I can think about. um. I love you barkbeetle they can never make me hate you
IF YOU SHIP SOUNDWAVE WITH RAVAGE DO NOT FOLLOW ME. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME. DO NOT TOUCH MY ART
AND SURE AS HELL DO NOT EXPLAIN HOW MY ART IS SEXUAL IN ANY WAY. ITS WEIRD. ITS GROSS. AND ITS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
If you think cuddling with your family/friends is inherently sexual and/or romantic you’re weird and I don’t want you near my stuff. I’m sorry your family doesn’t show affection but spoiler alert: it’s normal to show familial/platonic affection with people you care about.
If you follow @ / dontpetmeibite or any of their adjacent accounts, BLOCK ME. I’ve already blocked the people who tagged them in my art and I am more than happy to block you weirdos first.
sam and celia already flirting is crazy i love them honestly
"alice is right, it is easy to make you blush" CELIA YOU ARE HURTING HER SO BAD
SHE HAS A BABY NAMED JACK. LIKE JACK BARBANABAS LIKE AGNES MONTAGUE. anyway all things aside her priority when she woke up in the middle of the road being her son is so sweet
alice's parents are dead? the lore is so fucking crazy
aand celia's asking about the cases honey no please don't convince him they're real please don't
I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS BLAMING HERSELF AND NOW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY
shedding tears like genuinely crying over gwen bouchard
oh interesting, from the episode description i thought this was gonna be connected to the really funny guy from episode 9 but this is some gambling app thing
interesting that both gambling episodes involve physical pain for gain (dice with neg/pos results and this guy who hurts himself for money)
"i might die, so mom and dad i hope you die and friends i slept with your partners. wish i could've confessed to robbing orphanages" oh.
i don't like this guy btw, he reminds me of a mag statement giver but i can't remember who
DID THE PHONE FUCKING EAT HIM? WHAT?
oh that hurts. oh that hurts. "keep things a bit more professional now" oh that hurts. oh that hurts.
THE STATIC ON "i'm happy you're happy" AGHHHH ALICE