#the names are in their french equivalent

[pebblyrock]

Some Animal Crossing Gijinkas i made sometime ago

#myart #digital art #animal crossing new horizons #the names are in their french equivalent #gijinkas #humanization

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Rain Bringer

てるてるぼうず、てるぼうず

Teru Teru Bōzu, Teru Bōzu

明日天気にしておくれ

Make tomorrow a sunny day

それでも曇って泣いてたら

But if the clouds are crying

そなたの首をちょんと切るぞ

Then I'll sever your head off

Bonus: teru teru bozu Takeomi

#its the 3rd verse of the teru teru bozu song. lovely isnt it #i almost named it 'il pleut des cordes' which is the french equivalent to 'its raining cats and dogs' #but it literally means 'it's raining ropes' and i thought it may be too dark #tr #tokyo revengers #tok rev #tokrev takeomi #takeomi akashi #tr takeomi #fanart #art #tr fanart #tokrev fanart #tokyo revengers fanart

[leenesomewhatdraws]

Day 4: Plushies !! <3

Drew this traditionally then half colored it digitally so thats why it may look strange (just don't zoom in lol)

Under the cut for b&w version and the sketch of their plushies since you can't really see Litwick's one

#sbmstember #submas september #submas #blankshippers dni #Leene's art tag #let's just say that emmet's arms are like that 'cause he was so excited they detached themselves from his body lol #also; no i didn't forget prompt 3 i just didn't have any idea lmao but it's alright since we can skip :) #me reading the prompt: ah yes let's give them plushies on pokemon-equivalent of christmas instead of on their birthdays #ah well anyway (shrug) #maybe i'll do their bday for prompt 8 #fun fact: as i'm writing this i took a pause to search if they had an official birthday and ended up learning their french names #i'd just assumed they had kept ingo & emmet but no-- #😭😭 why ?? like;;; chammal and chamsin ?? seriously 😭😭 ??

[moinsbienquekaworu]

beautiful beloved wife I have a French question for u

I have a character who speaks French and I don’t know how french pet names work sksjdjdjd- if he wanted to call someone “my sun” or “my sunrise/sunlight” how would he do that? Is it just “mon soleil” or do I have to do something fancier than that?

<3

To be honest, I'm not a pet name expert either, but I'll do my best. My first instinct was to say that if you want to use it as a pet name in a sentence, like "thank you, darling" or "do you like it, love?" it would sound a little strange, because generally we don't make up pet names as much I feel like. But then I think I just haven't been hearing pet names much in french so I'm just not used to it, as opposed to english. If it's explicitly waxing poetics, as like a metaphor, it definitely works though, so like "she means so much to me - she's my sun, the light of my days" etc. So I do think maybe mon soleil would work. I'd say the possessive is good to keep, most pet names have have possessives in french too except the basics.

Oh yeah depends on their vibes but we add "petit(e)" in front of names sometimes, so you have mon chou but also mon petit chou, mon chat and mon p'tit chat etc, "mon petit soleil" sounds more like a pet name, but it's one of those pet names where it also really works for your kid if you see the vibe? The kind where they're not necessarily infantilising but they could go there depending on context? There's lots of those though so don't let that hold you back, and personally to my biased ear it sounds more like a nickname with the petit.

We also do combos, like mon chaton d'amour or mon ange en sucre, but that's extremely lovey-dovey and schmaltzy (which is a word I didn't know existed but I'm glad I found). If you want examples for soleil, "mon soleil d'amour", "mon soleil adoré" or "soleil de ma vie" work, they're way too mushy but sometimes that's what you need.

I've looked through those silly pet names list and I've seen "mon rayon de soleil", "my ray of sunlight" (except the light part is implied in french because we don't word it the same way) and that one is more intense than, say, "baby", but not in the soppy way, a little more in the poetic way, which is the vibes "my sunlight" has for me so that would be a good one I think. For sunrise maybe "aube de mes jours"? That's "dawn of my days" (because the translation to sunrise is "lever de soleil" and that's way too long to be only part of a nickname) and it's a similar vibe to the english version, that is to say way too poetic for normal people asking about the groceries but appropriate if you want something poetically soppy.

So in conclusion probably mon soleil is good enough!

#funfact i saw a list of three which was a 'pet names for your man' list #and the three were the french equivalents of my prince my sun and my beloved (mon prince mon soleil mon bien-aimé) #and that is You #the list has You vibes #that was fun thanks! #wow i have an asks tag now #wow i have a ramble tag now

[tvrningout-archived]

i was just squinting so hard at the lady depicted in my korean homework as i'm sounding out a word, wondering what the heck the word has to do with her, when i realize it's i.u. :' )))) i just got so excited over something so small like realizing i was sounding out a singer's name but like!! it's really neat now that i know some of the rules of the language and how certain sounds just don't exist in korean. like the " i " sound doesn't really exist, so we have to say " ah-ee " to imitate it. that's just!! very fun and part of why foreign language makes my brain so happy

#i'm sorry i just had to gush a lil bc that's very exciting to realize you're sounding out the name of someone you know!! #at least to me uvu #and it's really cool to me how some languages have sounds that are actually very different from english #like there's no real equivalent and your mouth has to learn how to imitate these new sounds #i'm just a big nerd when it comes to language okay i'm very excited to be learning a new one asdf #if i get my way i'm gonna learn french again too bc i miss it! i used to be great at it in high school and then i let it go :( #anyway if you read this far you're an angel and thanks for listening to me u3u #get ready to ramble | ooc

[dostoyevsky-official]

Honeytraps do not work on French spies because their wives are used to them having affairs, a television documentary about France’s equivalent of MI6 has revealed. [...] The agent known only as Nicolas, whose voice and face were blurred, says: “Defectors from the Soviet Union used to talk about the ‘French paradox’, namely if you surprised a Frenchman with a mistress by telling him, we’ve caught you red-handed with a 22-year-old called Tatyana, work for us or we’ll tell your wife, it didn’t work. “That was because he generally said: ‘Go ahead, show her, she’ll understand,’ or ‘she already knows about it’.”

(x)

#france

[vaspider]

If you have celiac or otherwise can't eat wheat, btw, and you like bread, I highly recommend investing in a breadmaker. Even the best store-bought gluten-free bread does not hold a candle to the stuff that comes out of our breadmaker, and it's cheaper per slice even when we buy bread mix in single-loaf bags.

This is our breadmaker. Evie got it on sale, but it is an investment. I'm not going to pretend it isn't a chunk of change up front. There are cheaper ones, but the reason I like this one and think it's worth the money:

It has two smaller paddles, where our older bread maker that my mom got us and got destroyed by getting construction dust in it had one big paddle in the middle. This leaves a big hole in the middle of the finished loaf, which makes the bread much less useful for, like, sandwiches.

Zojirushi is not as well-known a brand in the US, but it's a Brand Name in Japan for good reason. Evie's had our Zojirushi rice cooker for over a decade & we had to replace the inner bowl once bc someone used metal utensils in it and scratched the non-stick coating. We expect to use this machine for at least a decade.

You can program your own cycles, which we found really useful. Evie built a custom cycle that removed the punch-down sections (gluten-free bread tends not to rise as much) and that made our perfect loaf.

A lot of bread machines produce very tall, square loaves, which are awkward to slice, store, and make sandwiches with. This produces loaves that make good sandwiches and toast, and the French toast slices don't crowd the pan.

The top heating element on this gives a really amazingly browned top crust that we definitely didn't get on our old machine.

It's so pretty.

So how is it cheaper in the long run if the machine costs $300+? A little like this:

We use Pamela's Bread Mix bc it's really consistent and easy - you need the bread mix, water, yeast, 3 egg whites, and oil. (We use avocado oil and find it best and most consistent, but regular vegetable oil works!) We buy Pamela's in bulk, and without any subscription discounts or whatever, the $48 pack of 3 bags makes about 11.5 loaves. With the cost of yeast and eggs and stuff, it ends up costing about $4.50 a loaf. (If you buy your yeast in larger bags & store it in an airtight container, you can create less waste and it's also cheaper.)

By comparison, a loaf of Franz GF Bread costs $7-8, and Canyon Bakehouse usually runs about the same.

However, that's not an apples to apples comparison because the Franz loaf is an 18 oz. loaf, whereas our breadmaker makes a 2 lb. loaf. Assuming even the lower-end cost for getting a Franz loaf at the store, an equivalent amount of bread would cost $12.42, and it's not nearly as good.

(Yes, gluten-free bread is fucking expensive. That's part of why I'm writing this post in the first place.)

Anyway, assuming you eat 2 lbs. of bread a week in your house - a breadmaker loaf, basically, to make the math simple - you'll end up spending $7.92 less on bread every week. That means that even at the most expensive cost for the Zojirushi, if you buy it at its highest price (don't do that! wait for a sale!) it'll take 50 weeks - about a year - before the breadmaker pays for itself. If you manage to get it on a 25% off sale (which we did), it pays for itself in about 9 months.

Nine months, I must stress, in which you are eating much more delicious bread.

We tend to go through a couple of loaves a week because toast, sandwiches, and melts are great food for people with low spoons.

Evie and I perfected the Pamela's mix recipe for this particular machine - I'll get it typed up when I'm downstairs next, along with the quasi-babka recipe. (Really, it's like a marble cake and babka and bread had a baby, and it's a family favorite.)

Bread good. The end.

#my peasant roots let me show you them #homemaking #queer homemaking #food #food cw #affiliate links #i may make a few pennies from these links #and use them to buy books

[incorrectbatfam]

Batfam's beige flags

Dick: says "when I'm famous" like he's not Dick "Nightwing" Grayson

Jason: reads by candlelight even though he has a perfectly functional lamp

Tim: has a monochrome Google calendar

Damian: has everyone saved in his contacts by last name only

Duke: plays equivalent-length shows or movies in the background instead of setting a timer

Cullen: turns every song into the Black Parade when there's a G note

Stephanie: acts out dramatic scenes with eggs before cracking them

Cassandra: opens plastic packaging with her teeth

Barbara: refers to house music as "that stuff with DJs"

Harper: glues sponge pieces to rubber gloves for dishwashing

Carrie: sips ketchup between french fries

Kate: keeps a pair of dumbbells in her purse

Helena: makes homemade garlic spray in case of vampires

Luke: waits for sparkling water to go flat before drinking it

Bette: eats bananas like watermelons

Alfred: buys the Trader Joe's version of popular snacks

Selina: refuses to call villains by cool monikers

Bruce: introduces himself as "Selina's husband" instead of his name

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #carrie kelley #kate kane #helena bertinelli #luke fox #bette kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #tw food mention

[logogreffe]

I will never get over the French name for a grizzly–polar bear hybrid :

(For those who don't speak French - grolar sounds like "gros lard" which is the French equivalent of "fat ass")

#frenchblr #upthebaguette

[seat-safety-switch]

Have you heard about this new scam the banks have going? No, I don’t mean all of global capitalism, because that will just take too long to write about in this word hole. What I’m talking about is the purchase of distressed debt.

When someone can’t pay their student debt, or health debt, or student lunch debt, the faceless institution who gave them the money will eventually give up on getting them to pay it. They turn around and sell the rights to that debt to some other faceless institution, one that can afford to put a little more effort into it. Eventually, they give up too, and turn around and sell the bad debt in a big soup of other bad debt to some other, even more vicious asshole, who will turn a profit if they can collect, like, seventeen bucks of it, because that’s what they paid.

On the face of it, this is kind of insulting. How can someone who paid seventeen bucks for your debt turn around and demand that you give them fifty grand for that university degree that taught you several French words for “butthole” but couldn’t help you find a job or even a grad student position? If you think about it a little more, however, this is a grand opportunity. A lot of well-meaning individuals are buying up this debt... and then forgiving it. If you can buy $50k worth of student debt for $17, ripping that shit up will give you a lot more than $17 worth of good karma. Which will maybe convince the universe to give you that small little bit of an edge the next time you need it – negotiating for a good deal on a shitbox, blowing past a state trooper doing a large integer multiple of the speed limit, or getting into some dicey times with a malevolent operator of a logging truck while you’re working on your first screenplay.

Correcting the impulses of usurious monsters sounded like a good idea to get into, in order to benefit the human race. Unfortunately, yours truly is not exactly a fiscal mastermind, and the Banking Types can see him coming from a mile away. Even if I were to hose off the old man stench and hair from a Brooks Brothers suit I found at Goodwill, they’d know instantly that it’s not this year’s style and clam up. This is, of course, where the ominously-named proxy corporation comes in. My shark of an attorney, Max, set one up for me just for the purpose of buying debt, and then doing the corporate equivalent of shitting itself to death. For just a few bucks that I would otherwise have spent on old Plymouths, I helped a couple people out with their struggles.

Did I do it for a good reason? No. Am I telling you this to brag about it? Absolutely not. Is this a big, complicated story, intended to distract you from writing that ticket just long enough for my accomplice to finish cutting the transmission out of your patrol cruiser? You’ll have a lot of time on the walk home to think about it, officer.

#best of

[blueiight]

ldpdl, ethnicity, and the false monolith of blackness

there's this false tendency to think amc louis being made black is pandering, or a means of removing louis from his oh-so-detailed /sarcasm/ background in the books. i also find that people tend to not even understand what show louis's ethnic background is, despite rolin jones the showrunner and even the fictional louis both coalescing around this multigenerational explanation of the gens de couleur in new orleans, and how jim crow disempowered them.

I came around to his ethnicity a sort of interesting way which is through Lestat. [ … ] I was like lets give him a legitimate a third attempt at figuring how to be with somebody for the rest of his life and how to not repeat your mistakes. [ … ] I started from there so it had to be someone with some money cause he had to be with his own folks and I thought he wanted someone who could fight back and who could be a challenge and would force him to restrain himself. And nobody at AMC was interested in 7 seasons of the regretful plantation owner, so we made Louis come from a lineage that did have a plantation and did own slaves.

rolin jones in the s1 post-finale episode of the podcast names how he came to this understanding of louis's character. lestat, after failing to make a bride of his mother, and a concubine of nicki, was seeking for someone of a similar background, or the most approximate equivalent. he would not have been interested in louis if louis was an anglophone baptist black man descended from upper-south arrivals into new orleans, nor would he have been interested in louis if louis was a poor black creole honestly s1 does not give a good reading of claudia's ethnic bg in new orleans, but since she cannot understand french, we can presume shes either a poor creole removed from her cultural background with her vampiric adoption narrative in mind, or was also of an anglophone baptist black background like claudia was. louis coming from this fallen sort of gentry, the free gens de couleur, similar to that of the tvl lestat who came from this barren aristocracy dating back to the crusades, was key to lestat's long-term goals with louis.

Capital accrued from plantations of sugar and the blood of men who looked like my great grandfather but did not have his standing. But then decades of Jim Crow and the electrified light of a new century had vanquished any idea of a free man of color. - AMC IWTV 1x01

louis was of the first generations of the gens de couleur to be born, raised into, and face the institutional and personal ramifications of being viewed as black in america. this fuels much of the character's rage as he moves through storyville, trying to continue the similar modality of exploitation to the contrary of pretty baby with brooke shields, majority of the brothel circuit was statistically black girls + women being sexually pawned off to white men but ultimately failing to do so bc of the anglophone white american class that now rules over him. [tom anderson, alderman fenwick, finn o’shea starting out as louis’s subordinate then ending w/ him entering whiteness by having a sporting house throwing torches at louis’s brothel in s1e3]

By 1850, the free population of color, beset by the hostility of white supremacy, was economically diminished and residentially segregated. The Americanization of Louisiana, and in particular New Orleans, was completed before the state became the sixth to secede from the Union in 1861 in the struggle over the perpetuation of slavery. [link] The Democratic redeemers who came to power in 1877 lost no time in redefining the Negro's "place" in Louisiana life. They immediately restored the color line in the New Orleans public schools and offered silent support to de facto segregation practices in places of public accommodation. With the assistance of two landmark decisions by the United States Supreme Court, the redeemers soon dismantled the egalitarian legal apparatus put together piece by piece under the Radicals. Finally in 1890 they began to write their "final solution" into Louisiana law with a series of "separate but equal" statutes. Soon New Orleans Negroes were again segregated in virtually every public pursuit. [link]

#yn. #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #claudia #lestat de lioncourt

[genderkoolaid]

Rating Yonic Words (Very Logical and Unbiased and Scientific and Impartial)

Vagina et al. - 2/10. Hard* "g" sound is awful. Its a chewy word. Would be better with a soft "g" like in the french vagin, but even thats like, 5/10. Also way overused to describe the whole set when its only the main hole, but its also the proper clinical word for said hole. "Vag" is slightly better but carries the sin of the father (hard "g"), and va-jay-jay is a solid 0. You just doubled the worst sound here. Its the yonic Cain.

*not actually hard, my brain is just too french, but i don't think this sound deserves to be called soft. it's a chewy g. forgive me for my lies

Vulva - 10/10. Love him. "V" sounds flow so nicely. You could sing this in an opera. Also actually refers to the whole kit n caboodle. May be a little clinical for some but we can change that. We can make it horny. You can help me make it horny. Betty Dodson would want you to help me make it horny.

Pussy - 7/10. Gets some points for being a classic, and its decent sounding. But the "s" sounds aren't the best, especially alongside the "p" sound. Its just a little too harsh and kind of juvenile. Good for a laff.

Punani et al. - 2 to 7/10. Gets cool points for being a descendant of the Akan language through Jamaican creole. Gets a range of points because I'm grouping poontang (bad word to say and hear) in with punani (a clear 7)

Labia - 10/10. Vulva's lovely twin. Another word you could sing. The "b" sound isn't offputting- it flows nicely between the elegant "L" and "ia." Again, a bit clinical, but so good to say. Labia (the word and the body part) deserve more love.

Fanny - 0/10. Pussy's worse sounding cousin. Replacing the "s" sounds with "n" removes the flow of pussy, which makes this the yonic-linguistic equivalent of going down a dry waterslide.

Cunt - 10/10. Its like a punch in a good way. Not too harsh, but makes its point clearly; a well-rounded sound. Can be comedic and horny but its not too unserious. Good mouthfeel. I'm a big cunt fan. Can also be an insult, but such is the way of sex organs. Such a versatile word.

Coochie - 4/10. Sorry to the coochie lovers out there but my god? The "ch" sound? Awful to hear. Get that out of my genitalia. Gets points for comedic use, which I respect.

Twat - 2/10. Sounds like the sound made when Batman decks some guy in the face. The "t" sounds here are just unpleasant, and when combined with "æ" it gets worse. Sorry Brits & co. </3

Clitoris / Clit - 9/10. Important organ we all know and love. Both long & short versions sound good, although I think it could be smoother. Way better clinical term than vagina, but I wish we had wider options for him.

Snatch - 3/10. I'm not a fan of the sounds at play here (once again, get "ch" out of here), but I find this word really funny. I cannot imagine this being used hornily. It sounds like the name of a delightful cryptid.

Quim - 4/10. What are you, from the 1700s? I think it sounds alright, the "q" isn't abrasive, but unless you are writing historical fiction it just doesn't sound right.

Any and All Metaphorical Words - 1/10. Never work outside of extremely horny contexts or jokes. Gets one point for extremely horny contexts and jokes.

#this post brought to you by a conversation i had with myself a few nights ago #m.

[yuusishi]

Could I request headcanons of Ace, Malleus and Jamil with reader who enjoys drawing , giving the boys a portrait of them that they painted themselves? And when I say portrait, I mean a life-sized portrait.

. . . MY MUSE

pairings : Ace Trappola , Malleus Draconia , Jamil Viper x gn!reader

genre : fluff

cws/tws : none

Ace Trappola !!

Bro is so ?? Confused ??

He likes it, of course, but a life-sized portrait of him completely out if the blue surprised the hell out of him.

“[Name], where did you even find the time and money for this??” “Shhh and relish in my creation just this once”.

He wants to hang it up somewhere, but since he shares the dorm room with Deuce he can’t really find the space to put it. So the painting is just awkwardly leaning on the wall until graduation.

Bragging about it to his other friends honestly sounds funny, “Yeah, my s/o painted me a life-sized portrait of me” “they WHAT”.

Makes a lot of “Paint me like one of your French girls” jokes or the equivalent of it in Twisted Wonderland.

He gets teased a lot by other Heartslabyul students for having a portrait of himself in his dorm room, and especially when they spot you giving him another, smaller, painting.

More of a “big picture” guy, so half the time he’s standing a little far from the painting to get a good look at the entire thing.

Honestly, he doesn’t know how to react with the way you just casually created an entire portrait of him, he isn’t used to someone doing such big acts of affection. But he isn’t complaining, he loves it.

Malleus Draconia !!

:D

He was so happy because wow you actually took your time to paint him, on such a big canvas no less.

It’s not that obvious but he’s trying very hard to contain his excitement from seeing it.

He’d probably take some time simply observing the painting down to what type of canvas you use to admiring every brushstroke and color.

Another one that’s not used to big acts of affection, he can’t even begin to explain how happy this made him and how happy he is that you love him.

He’d love to put it next to his portrait in his dorm room but the painting’s life-sized. 6”7. I don’t think he has the wall and room space for a painting that big.

So, sadly, he had to bring it to Briar Valley and hang it up there in his room. He probably took a weekend to go back to his hometown to do it, if you went with him he probably took you sightseeing too :)

Jamil Viper !!

???!!!?!?!!?!?! [Live Jamil Reaction]

You know that sprite he has where his arms are outspread a bit and he has a look of pure terror on his face? Yeah that’s his reaction.

He’s probably seen the Asim family have those fancy family portraits painted of them, but it’s not like he’s part of their family so he’s simply been an observer of that tradition.

So having something similar to that done with him, wow!! he’s really not used to it!!

Okay but seriously though, he loves it 100%. He’d take it home and very not discreetly hang it up in his room if he had the time to.

He also likes to just observe the painting for a few seconds a day, catching little details about him every time that even he didn't realize but somehow you caught onto.

#twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x y/n #twst x reader #twst x y/n #ace trappola x reader #ace x reader #malleus draconia x reader #malleus x reader #jamil viper x reader #jamil x reader

[myossdeux]

LOVE THE FACT that in the french localization of Apollo Justice Trilogy they called Simon Blackquill "Jack Lamenoire", I find this choice so damn funny and accurate

As you already know, in the english version he's basically named after the game "Simon says" since he's a prosecutor who likes to manipulate the witnesses. And "black quill" like the main large feathers from birds' tails/wings, in reference to his bird Taka, and his own black and white color palette.

Well, the equivalent of "Simon says" in french is "Jacques a dit" but I guess they decided to go for Jack instead of Jacques because it's a more stylish way to write and pronounce this name. In France, Jacques is a very old name, and it doesn't really fit the appearance and personality of the character. Then "Lamenoire" can have 2 meanings: You can read it as "lame noire" (a black blade, because y'know, he's a samurai wearing black) or "l'âme noire" (a black/dark soul, to accentuate his edgy and menacing aura).

The pun is so good I just had to share it to my international fellow ace attorney fans (hope you didn’t know that already lol)

#ace attorney #apollo justice trilogy #simon blackquill #fun fact #maybe i'll talk about the other ones bc they're fun too #like fulbright's one is nice #it seems like our localization team cooked very well

[copperbadge]

So, you guys know Merlin Sheldrake, who went viral for publishing his massive book about mushrooms, using a copy to grow mushrooms, and then eating the mushrooms? Well, I got a copy of his book, Entangled Life, on one of my library apps recently. I figured it might help with the novel about Davzda and the hallucinogenic mushrooms that are used in making it.

It's engaging, but it's also very dense and meandered a bit, so I didn't end up finishing it. It's a bit like being trapped in a room with the most charismatic person ever to have a deeply neurodiverse hyperfixation on fungi. But also it contains random gems such as:

[ID: Text reading "A friend of mine, the philosopher and magician David Abram, used to be the house magician at Alice's Restaurant in Massacusetts (made famous by the Arlo Guthrie song)."]

That's so much to put into one sentence, Mr. Sheldrake.

And he drops a bunch of new genders (perhaps new sexualities?) so you all have fun:

[ID: Text reading "Some fungi have tens of thousands of mating types, approximately equivalent to our sexes (the record holder is the split gill fungus, Schizophyllum commune, which has more than 23,000 mating types, each of which is sexually compatible with nearly every one of the others.)"]

Amusingly for me mainly because of the Shivadhverse, he also manages to namedrop both a Theophile

and a LeFevre (Simon the chef's last name)

in the first hundred pages.

Anyway, fun book to drop into and out of, especially as an ebook; it feels like it might be a bit much to handle in person unless you are a fellow passionate mycologist.

[ID: Last two images feature quotes by the eighteenth century French physician Theophile de Bordeu, speaking on the scent of living organisms, and a truffle scientist and cultivator in Oregon named Charles Lefevre, who works with Perigord black truffles.]

#mushrooms #fungi #merlin sheldrake #shivadhverse

[lichenes]

hello lovely, can you do your hcs (sfw and nsfw) for vincent please? and thank you for posting fics 😭💕💕

Hi sweetheart!! Of course :D Sorry for not answering sooner T-T Hope you like it<33

CW: 400

wc: NSFW

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Low hanging fruit but he's definitely a physical contact kind of guy... Like imagine you're just sitting on the couch together and he has to hold your hand or have his own on your thigh... When you're walking somewhere he holds your hand to show everyone you're his and all...

Vincent doesn't use many pet names but his favourites have to be angel and dear and their french equivalents. He uses them, as one does, when he's trying to coax something out of you or when you're mad at him. He is fond of using them in front of others to show that you're his...

He works a lot so the times where you two can relax together are worth their weight in gold. When Vincent returns tired from his job you offer to make him some food but he always declines, not wanting to cause you any trouble. Still, you proceed to make it anyway and the cycle continues...

He smokes indoors!! Health be damned, he can't help himself. He tried to quit a few times but the french blood in his veins will not let him, what can you do. He always smells of smoke and the most expensive cologne you could imagine. Vincent doesn't fuck around when it comes to his perfume.

As for the nsfw stuff...

He keeps eye contact when fucking you. Plain and simple. He loves seeing your expression twist when he hits that particular spot inside you. He always has his hands on your waist so stabilise and guide you. How nice of him!!

Vincent uses many pet names when in the throes of passion. Chérie's and ange's are thrown around like nobodies business. He always makes sure to keep you satisfied and one way to do that is to praise you (or degrade if you're into that) using the pet names.

When he's particularly frustrated from his work he definitely takes it out on you. His moves fervent and quick as he disrobes you as effectively as he defeats the opposing sides in court. He loves seeing that glint of excitement you pose when he's in his... moods.

Say it with me now. Shotgunning. Smoke. Into. Your. Mouth. Ughhh imagine!! Vincent is so affectionate with it too... putting his mouth on yours, oh so very delicately, to show you that he really cares... lord have mercy. And his scent!! It's intoxicating...

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