#that's the summary

[ricomola]

Golden Kamuy!!!!

#golden kamuy #that's the summary #art summary #my art #art 2022

[parameddic]

this is your monthly reminder about the tk stabbing open thank you

#tl;dr: tk gets stabbed and then he's alone in an apartment building/office building/somewhere inside near a window. calling for help #verbally #that's the summary

[wait-a-minute-lassie]

Lt. Sadi Ratan: Go fuck yourself.

Jo Gar: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

#that's it #that's the summary #starting from shooting gallery #oh sadi #you fucking donkey #also #an idiot sandwich #stop running from your feelings and be a big boy ffs #this shitposting is brought to you by #a headstrong idiot and a not-so-oblivious-ish detective #jo gar #island detective #west of guam #raoul whitfield #fuck me yourself meme #incorrect quotes #source: internet

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

#so in summary: #coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone #they are all so insane and i love them for it #and also its such a perfect representation of a brain #bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!! #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #d20 #dnd #brennan lee mulligan #hunch curio #anastasia tension #conrad schintz #the fix #imedla pulse #dan fucks #alex song xia #hank green #danielle radford #freddy wong #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #d20 cast #long post #andis thought geyser

[merry-fagoland]

personas are the manifestation of ur true selves or some shit

#persona 3 #persona 4 #persona 5 #p3 #p4 #p5 #persona #persona series #🐁.txt #been a while since i played these summaries may be off

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

#good omens #good omens fandom #ineffably queer #good omens summary #good ineffable omens #aziraphale #crowley #azirafell #aziracrow #azirowley #aziraphel #just tumblr things #masochistic fandom #we could have been us #tell me you said no #angel #demon #unforgivable #wall slam #6000 years of pining #queer #lgbtqia #accurately summarised good omens #reblog at your peril to ruin someone else's life #deadbeat parent #absentee parent #aka god #lot of gay eye contact #ineffable husbands #god's plan doesnt exist??

[aumael]

Kind of art summary for 2023. Or Good Omens art summary 😅

#good omens 2 #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #thin dark duke #aziracrow #crowley fanart #aziraphale fanart #good omens fanart #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #drawing #dessin #graphite drawing #traditional art #david tennant #michael sheen #art summary #art summary 2023

[thatadhdmood]

@nutmegan17 on tiktoks eating tray hack

By keeping a tray full of no prepare necessary food, in the fridge it can be used to aid neurodivergent or fatigued people.

By putting food like, cheese and crackers, or whatever is a safe food for you personally on the tray, it can be taken easily to the couch or bed to be eaten from whenever you are hungry.

This prevents executive dysfunction or fatigue and any reason preventing you from eating. You need to care of yourself because everyone needs food to stay alive including you.

You deserve to eat even when on a bad brain day and are unable to prepare a meal for yourself.

If not having a full meal doesn't satisfy you, a snack may even give you the energy to make a full meal afterwards!

#i havent made a post in a while #the text below is not whats said in the video but rather my own text summary of the events of the video with my own thoughts #if someone would like to make a video description i will reblog it so it is accesible to everyone. i dont have enough spoons to #thatadhdmood #Autism tiktok #adhd tiktok #disability tiktok #adhd #actuallyadhd #actually adhd #autism #actually autism #actuallyautism #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #actually disabled #disability #disordered eating #tw eating issues #eating issues #disabled #fatigue #eating disorders #adhd hacks #adhd tips #autism tips #tiktok

[soaked-doors]

GOOD DEVILS GONE BAD

#chainsaw man #to my extremely niche audience of 2 ppl that get that GBGB is actually a csm song #aki hayakawa #denji #power #chainsaw man fanart #my art #no you really need to understand the entire TXT discography is actually a summary of chainsaw man

[dylsexai]

So we've gotten to the point where they have created camps where civilians, including children, are being lined up naked. I know I won't be able to convince anyone who still denies it's genocide. The reason I keep talking about this, and the you should keep talking about this, is so that these same people cheering on the fascists can't pretend they didn't know it was happening.

#genocide #concentration camps #children #summary executions #free palestine

[ao3-crack]

(x)

#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 summary #[discontinued] #(still fun tho)

[cor-lapis]

Somewhere out there, Charlotte is still 1 million mora in debt and waiting for the Wriothesley Scoop

(you can find more of my quest summaries here!)

#why did wriothesley say Woow in the same cadence as the vine. #anyway I love the accurate British rep of Wriothesley absolutely refusing to not make tea for guests #anyway furina furina. I wanna know what's up with her!!! #also I didn't expect sigewinne to be Like That. but it's very entertaining #tiny fluffy marshmallow who is a respected coworker and also a GREAT shot #genshin impact #my art #quest summary #tartaglia #aether #gi traveler #paimon #neuvillette #furina #freminet #lyney #lynette #sigewinne #wriothesley #arlecchino #clorinde #genshin spoilers #4.1 spoilers

[bloodybellycomb]

In a capitalist dystopia, your company gets to determine your sexuality, but one brave man will rebel against this system. In a world full of bisexuals, one courageous man decides to take a bold stand and come out as straight. Read this popular ya novel that is taking tiktok by storm now.

#misha collins #supernatural #spn #this drama feels like a summary to a generic ya novel #to me #birdy chirps

[0yorixu]

etho sketch, don't have time to color cuz then I'll spend hours on it and I won't have time to do my school work that I've been procrastinating on

#ethoslab #etho fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #mcyt #mcyt fanart #digital art #sketch #doodle #fanart #my art #i hate doing school work #i hate school i genuinely just want to stay home watching and drawing minecraft ppl #i played batminton with 4 dudes in pe today #we passed it on each other in 5 different spots it was really fun #my right arm is so sore tho #and im physically exhausted cuz im not a sport person #yea thats it now time to cry and do travel work and my eng lit summary

[art-woonz]

Resin Art

#artists on tumblr #art #artshow #artstagram #art summary #arts #realistic art #resin art #artwoonz #artwork #creative art #creative #art video #video #sanat #art of tumblr #art of the week #artsy

[writeouswriter]

People sorting ao3 solely by stats and only clicking on fics with a certain amount of kudos or comments, you will not survive the winter, nor the summer, nor at all, *brings out knife,* run

#ao3 #fanfiction #because if everyone thinks like that then so many fics that might be great get buried and fall into the void #someone has to read it with no hits or kudos #not to mention sometimes people just have wildly different tastes so you don't know unless you look at it yourself #i put a bunch of exclusion filters and then go by summary and tags and open all the ones that sound interesting to me #if they're bad well easy enough to move on #but lotta good ones hidden in there with not a comment in sight and i must change that #knife tw #? #tw knife mention