#this shitposting is brought to you by

[wait-a-minute-lassie]

It had to be done.

#jo gar #island detective #west of guam #raoul whitfield #back on my bullshit again #imagine sadi ratan being haunted by the guys he falsely accused of crimes #either it's hilarious or tragic #or both #this shitposting is brought to you by #taylor swift's 'anti-hero' #sorry not sorry #may also happen during the perfect 'verse

[meanbossart]

Much to think about

#this thought was brought to you by my boyfriend #the other weird scorpio #comic #shitpost #this did probably happen though #so not really #art #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #DU drow #baldur's gate 3 #suggestive #i guess???

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.

Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.

#peerless cucumber is a fandom onto himself #shen yuan is the fandom feral sewer rat #shen yuan probably wrote just as much hate mail as airplane wrote for the novel #I just think it’d be humorous if airplane and cucumber are like synonymous with each other #like you can’t talk about pidw without cucumber being brought up too #it’s honestly pretty telling that Shang Qinghua knew who peerless cucumber was #he’s so famous for anti fanning that the author knows his name #svsss shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss fanfiction #svsss fic #svsss shitpost #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #pidw #peerless cucumber #airplane shooting towards the sky #cucumber bro #airplane bro

[mintytea-exe]

put the Archivist in a washing machine call that Jonathan Spins

#tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma posting #sometimes I just say stuff. this is one of those times. #brought to you by my local laundromat - where I spent way too much time today #1k notes

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

writing a sex scene is the same as writing a fight scene, in this essay I will

#writing tips #i really could write a whole essay #this shitpost brought to you by my attempt at mastering one while having already mastered the other

[stuntghoul]

Kill them with kindness? WRONG!!!

UNLEASH THE FUCKING BATS 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

#Is this anything #Spooky #Marie.txt #Marie's shitposts #Halloween #Unleash the Bats #Mcr #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #My Chemical Romance #My chem #welcome to the circus #Greatest hits

[skajador]

Kojima: war is bad. Here's a 2 hour cutscene monologue about it. it is being delivered by The Pisser Shitterman, whose distinctive feature is pissing and shitting his pants. It really makes you think about the society we live in.

#mgs shitposting #kinda. #this post brought to you by: my brain coming up with 'the pisser shitterman' and repeating it alot

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm tired of otherwise-lighthearted media pushing this global obsession with being the best at something. exhausted with protagonists whose one driving motivation is to be the best in their chosen field, like that's a noble and healthy thing.

because see, there are nearly 8 billion people on this gorgeous godless blue earth. many-if-not-most of us live in abusive economies wherein we are regularly pushed to our limits to overachieve, at the cost of our health, happiness, and personal lives. being the very very best at something, out of all 8 billion humans on the planet, does not happen because of automatic talent or being divinely appointed by god/s. it happens because of talent, plus thousands upon thousands of hours spent in practice. and if those thousands-upon-thousands of hours come at the cost of your inner healthy and balance--as living under high psychological pressure often does--that's not noble. that's self-abuse.

and while I deeply empathize with characters who feel that pressure to push themselves to unhealthy extremes, I want to see that philosophy ultimately rejected, not romanticized. No one needs to be the best. No one even needs to do their personal best, not all of the time. It's okay to live life without constantly trying to measure up to something. It's okay to just live.

#romanticize life balance instead #characters who take a coffee break in middle of their world-saving quest #fantasy protagonists with personal hobbies and firm office hours #superheroes who sleep in on the weekends #not a shitpost #this post brought to you by the pokemon theme song

[ladycrose]

Hazbin Hotel but Lucifer fell in love with Adam instead.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlotte #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel characters #hazbin hotel shitpost #hazbin hotel ships #lucifer x adam #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin adam #shippers come get your meal #my cursed brain has brought you au prompts #lucifer morningstar #hazbin #hazbin fandom #Shitpost or is it? *vsauce intro*

[fortheillithidbaddies]

Still waiting for Wyll to get the content he should have had at release instead of leaving us with these 8 hours versus 10+ hours for other origin companions (12+ hours for some!)

Still waiting for more than 5 scenes and way more than 2 romance scenes in the game for Wyll

Still waiting for Wyll to have more to say than "Well met"

Still waiting for Wyll to have new dialogue added after Larian removed some "leftovers" from his EA story therefore reducing his content even MORE

Still waiting on Wyll to have a hug scene in the new epilogue cause he deserves it

Still waiting for Wyll to have an additional kiss scene in the new epilogue where you actually touch him cause he deserves it

Still waiting for Wyll to have a kiss where he grabs the character's hand and kisses it before pulling them in for something a little more intimate cause players deserve it

#shitposting brought to you by mind flayer tadpoles #Wyll #Wyll Ravengard #Larian critical #BG3 critical #Baldur's Gate 3 critical #BG3 spoilers #Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers #okay the last one is wishful thinking on my part but we deserve it! #why is the content for the Black companion lacking so much? #I mean it's looking like racism and antiblackness babe!

[wait-a-minute-lassie]

Lt. Sadi Ratan: Go fuck yourself.

Jo Gar: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

#that's it #that's the summary #starting from shooting gallery #oh sadi #you fucking donkey #also #an idiot sandwich #stop running from your feelings and be a big boy ffs #this shitposting is brought to you by #a headstrong idiot and a not-so-oblivious-ish detective #jo gar #island detective #west of guam #raoul whitfield #fuck me yourself meme #incorrect quotes #source: internet

[amystarrstuff]

part 5 (part 4)

#limbus company #lcb #library of ruina #textpost #shitpost #demian #sinclair #roland #angelica #don quixote #kromer #rodion #rodya #amuposting #ft. sinclair suffering #im not sure why roland's face sprites are so low res in the database #but they're very funny to me #also im not sure if some of these have been done before? apologies if they have #my collection of textposts has grown too large so now i wanted to post something for the first time in a while #idk if people still like these but i hope they brought you joy. in some form or another

[plexiglassonion]

it's 1961 and you're paul mccartney. your best friend invites you on a hitchhiking trip. he's got £100 worth of birthday money (worth about £1000 nowadays) and he intends to pay for you. you end up staying in paris for a week, the most fashionable city in the world.

it's autumn and you decide to walk around, lest you not forget, the most fashionable city in the world in socks and sandals

you're paul mccartney in paris 1961 and you're sporting socks and sandals

#paul may i have a word #i mean sure maybe it's comfy but paul #this is autumn #paul you have a pair of boots you brought with you #and this is pre-global-warming-disaster-escalation #it would have been at least a little chilly #hey paul why are you wearing socks and sandals #the beatles #paul mccartney #shitpost

[blitzwhore]

My pronouns are just he... 'cause I'll never be him...

#helluva boss #Blitzwhore shitposts #This post is brought to you by my girlfriend #helluva boss blitzo #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #blitzø #helluva blitzo #helluva boss memes #helluva boss meme #helluva boss as textposts #helluva boss incorrect quotes #image description in alt

[sozosnipes]

#pathologic #daniil dankovsky #I come to you with shitpost number 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! #brought to you by The Development Dictionary #milikku

[forlornmelody]

Aziraphale: Crowley, dear, I'm going to get us hot chocolate. How dark would you like it?

Crowley: As dark as my soul, Angel.

Aziraphale: So, white chocolate, then?

#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #and if you guessed that Az immediately got wall slammed again #you would be right #exactly as he intended #aziraphale #crowley #this shitpost brought to you by Jo and I as we plan our trip